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[中文]

[音乐]

嘿，皮特·格里芬先生，你到底

在我家干什么？噢，我

正准备用你那台大电视看场电影，

不过首先我想先用用你那

热腾腾、冒泡泡的马桶。那不是

马桶！嘿，顺便问一下，这水怎么一直往下流？

它一直在那儿绕圈圈。

快给我滚出去，你这个混蛋！

噢，不不不，你不能再这样

跟我说话了。

除非你想让我抖落出在游艇上

发生的那些破事。你到底想

干什么，格里芬？没错，你以后得

帮我干不少事，比如……

比如什么？比如你得有不止一辆豪华轿车。

没错，你和我，坐进豪华轿车里

来场“轿车决斗”！那到底是什么鬼？

行了，准备好了吗？我不想做这个。

下去！

[掌声]

结果完全如我所愿。

好了，这是你的Mike and Ikes软糖，

我已经把所有的“Ike”都挑出来了。我希望你

动作小心点，我敢向上帝发誓，要是让我

发现一颗，我绝对会去找芭布告状。

没事的，我检查过两遍了。

这是你的“Mike”。接下来呢？接下来

我要你飞去法国，告诉

法国人，一个帅气的、

忧郁的抽着烟的男人并不代表电影，

而且你的沉默听起来就像男同性恋

在发狂。行了，我的口头禅

准备好了吗？我只是想让你

知道，这事儿办起来真是麻烦死了。

卡特·皮特斯纽口头禅。

纯属公事公办。我喜欢。

另外，我最近身体不太舒服，

所以表现可能不是最顶尖的。

要么变好，要么让我看你的真本事。

不错，真的。那这个怎么样？

打你个脸，南希·格雷斯！我爱死这个了。

来吧，这里面有很多不错的。

火警警报！我就是火警警报！

去找你自己的海边别墅吧，脾气暴躁鬼。

把那个裱起来挂在你的办公室里。

除非那句有点烂。你看到

最下面那句了吗？哪一个？

各就各位，预备，糟糕！

就这句。如果你有意见，

就去找我的屁股理论，他是唯一一个

在乎的人。噢我的天，就是这个！

没错，就是这个！没错，你就是

我。去找我的屁股理论，因为

他是唯一一个在乎的人。

你知道吗，洛伊斯，我注意到皮特和

卡特最近经常待在一起。

看到他们终于能处得来了，真不错。

我知道，我怎么会不知道呢？

真等不及要把这台电视搬回家了。

你知道吗，我最近看《生活大爆炸》

都笑不出来了，我琢磨着肯定是因为

电视的问题。没错，这种尺寸的电视。

算了吧，我会一直开心地笑到

笑出鼻涕来的。卡特，你

要把我们的电视搬到哪去？我要把它

送给皮特。什么？为什么？

因为皮特是最棒的，他

太酷了，而且他发出的激光声

比我还好听！你说的太对了，

洛伊斯，他可不是因为我帮他

隐瞒了出轨的事才这么说的。

卡拉，这是真的吗？是的，是真的。

好吧，各就各位，预备，糟糕！

不，但我明白这很糟糕。

[音乐]

[英语]

[Music]

hi mr. Pewterschmidt Griffin what the

hell are you doing in my house well I

was getting ready to watch a movie on

your big TV but first I thought I'd use

your hot bubbly toilet that's not a

toilet hey when's it go down by the way

it's just doing a lot of loop-de-loops

get the hell out of there you son of a

oh no no no you don't get to talk

to me like that anymore

unless you want me to blab about what

happened on a yacht what are you getting

at Griffin that's right you're gonna

start doing a lot of stuff for me like

what well for starters you got more than

one limo yeah you and me I get into a

limo joust what the hell is that all

right you ready I don't want to do this

down

[Applause]

that went exactly as I wanted it to go

all right here's your Mike and Ikes with

all the Ike's taken out I hope you were

careful cuz I swear to God if I find one

I can there I am going straight to Babs

it's fine i double-checked

here's your Mike's what's next next I

want you to fly to France and tell

French people that a good-looking

depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not

a movie and your silence sound like gay

guys having a freak all right you got my

catch phrases for me I just want you to

know this was a huge pain in the ass

Peters new catchphrases by Carter

Pewterschmidt titles all business I like

that also I've been under the weather

lately so it may not be my best work

shape up or show me your balls that's

good really how about this one in your

face Nancy Grace I love it come man

there are a lot of good ones here fire

alarm I am the fire alarm

find your own beach house crabby put

that in your office in framin unless

one's kind of lame did you get down to

the one at the bottom there which one on

your mark get set terrible all this one

here if you got a problem take it up

with my butt he's the only one that

gives a crap oh my god that's it yeah

that's that's a why yeah you you are a

me take it up with my butt cuz he's the

only one who gives a crap

you know Lois I've noticed Peter in

Carter spending a lot of time together

lately it's nice to see them finally

getting on I know how would I find huh

why can't wait to get this home you know

I keep not laughing at the Big Bang

Theory and I figure it's got to be the

television you know TV this size forget

it I'll happy laugh until I got snatched

fallen out of my nose Carter where are

you taking our television I'm giving it

to Peter what why yeah why Carter ah

because Peter is the best and he is

awesome and he makes better laser sounds

than I do but you damn right you he that

Lois and he's not just saying that cuz I

covered for him about his affair what

Carla is this true yes it's true well on

your mark get set terrible

no but I understand that this is bad

[Music]

重点词汇

词汇	含义
bubbly /ˈbʌb.li/ B2	adjective - 起泡的
blab /blæb/ C2	verb - 泄露秘密
yacht /jɒt/ B2	noun - 游艇
limo /ˈlɪm.oʊ/ B2	noun - 豪华轿车
joust /dʒaʊst/ C2	verb - 骑士比武
depressed /dɪˈprest/ B1	adjective - 抑郁的
silence /ˈsaɪ.ləns/ A2	noun - 沉默
freak /friːk/ B2	noun - 怪人
catchphrase /ˈkætʃ.freɪz/ B2	noun - 口头禅
frame /freɪm/ A2	verb - 装裱
lame /leɪm/ B1	adjective - 差劲的
awesome /ˈɔː.səm/ A2	adjective - 极好的
affair /əˈfeər/ B2	noun - 婚外情
snatched /snætʃt/ B2	verb - 夺取
television /ˈtel.ɪ.vɪʒ.ən/ A1	noun - 电视

重点语法结构

• Unless you want me to blab about what happened on a yacht.

  ➔ 使用 'Unless' 的条件句

  ➔ 'Unless' 意思是“如果不”。此处用于在条件不满足时提出威胁。

• You're gonna start doing a lot of stuff for me.

  ➔ 用于表示意图的将来时 'going to'

  ➔ 说话者使用 'going to' 来断言未来的要求或计划。

• I hope you were careful cuz I swear to God if I find one I can.

  ➔ 在 'hope' 后使用过去时以表达假设或对过去的担忧

  ➔ 说话者使用 'were' 来反思对方过去的行为状态。

• I keep not laughing at the Big Bang Theory.

  ➔ 动词 'keep' + 动名词（持续态）

  ➔ 使用 'keep' + -ing 表示重复或持续的动作。

• It may not be my best work.

  ➔ 用于表达可能性的情态动词 'may'

  ➔ 'May' 用于表达不确定性或较低的可能性。

• I figure it's got to be the television.

  ➔ 'Have got to' (表示义务/推论的情态动词用法)

  ➔ 'Got to be' 是逻辑推论中 'must be' 的常用口语表达。

• I'm not just saying that cuz I covered for him.

  ➔ 表示因果关系的 'cuz'（'because' 的非正式形式）

  ➔ 非正式英语口语中 'because' 的缩写形式。

• I've been under the weather lately.

  ➔ 与 'lately' 连用的现在完成时

  ➔ 现在完成时 'I've been' 描述了一个始于过去并持续到现在的状态。