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[中文]

你说得对。而且我敢肯定，如果谢尔顿

真的对科学做出了什么有价值的贡献，

他肯定又能分到一个豪华车位。

要是真有那一天的话。

好吧。也许我们该换个话题。

艾米，你那儿的情况怎么样了？

下面还是凉飕飕的。

等等。谢尔顿的理论从来都

没有被最终证实过。

我丈夫实际上去过外太空。

那真是个了不起的成就。

他现在激励着数百万美国人，

让他们知道，你并不需要非得是

什么天才或专业人士才能进入太空。

知道吗，我还记得我第一次

做比基尼蜜蜡脱毛的时候。

我姐姐竟然用融化的蜡笔

和胶带来做。

这主意太糟了。

古驰。我感觉到了，有一点敌意。

会不会是因为，就像谢尔顿的工作一样，

你的性生活也仅仅停留在理论阶段？

该死。有人叫清洁工！

我们得投诉一下，里面有人在

派对上乱拉乱尿。

确实很烂。

你为什么要告诉她这事儿很顺利？

真的顺利吗？

是的。真的很抱歉。

看起来你们玩得很开心。

我们玩得超级嗨。

猜猜谁玩骰子赢了100美元？

那才1美元。

再猜猜谁给酒保小费给得离谱？

waitress.

嘿。嘿。走吧。

我们找了个地方，那里有澳大利亚男

脱衣舞男。我们想去

看看他们是不是会往另一个方向

转动他们的“零件”。

听起来很棒，但我还有点

课要补。

你能相信这个书呆子吗？

别这样。你是想坐在这儿当个Loser，

还是想看我像小袋鼠一样

爬进一个澳大利亚男人的

丁字裤里？

所以我们第一站去哪儿？

我不知道你们怎么想，但我打算

直奔那个可以变身公主的地方。

a princess makeover.

噢，听起来很有趣。

你在开玩笑吧？我们总不能只是

喝个烂醉然后去玩游乐设施吧。

来嘛，加入我们。

好吧。随便。那怎么玩？

很简单，先选一个你喜欢的公主。

睡美人、白雪公主、灰姑娘。

他们会给你弄头发、化妆，应有尽有。

我觉得当灰姑娘应该挺有趣的。

噢，我也想当灰姑娘。

是啊。

我们不能都当灰姑娘。

那该怎么决定呢？

很简单。这是我的主意。

我开车，我是灰姑娘。

你们这群贱人有意见吗？

我们现在就可以停车。

你这个混蛋。

你跟霍华德说什么了？

你是不是说我们之间

有什么暧昧关系？因为他觉得我们有。

他简直

疯了。请进。

搞什么鬼？你刚才是在……？

你以前对我一直很好。

我以为你可能喜欢我。

我对每个人都很友好。

对不起。

你确实该道歉。

你告诉霍华德，我们之间

从来没有任何关系。

我会的。伯纳黛特。

你觉得呢？

我有机会追到本尼吗？

当然可以啦。你这么可爱。

任何女孩拥有你都会很幸运。

她去佛罗里达的那天，曾让我

送她去机场。

但我当时太忙了。

我让她自己去打车。

我当时太忙了。

你不可能提前知道的。

让一下。不好意思。

是的。

你最好快点找到我丈夫的母亲，因为

不管用什么手段，我们都得带着

一个死人离开这机场。

我可没抢东西，不像你，还有那

里面放了葡萄干的奇怪千层饼。

你想来点吗？

分你一点。谢尔顿·伦纳德。

现在立刻去客厅。

是她先叫我的名字。

这一定让你很难受吧。

我不知道你们想干什么，但

现在是非常艰难的时刻。

对我丈夫来说。我们正在吃他母亲

做的最后一顿饭。

而你们却要像小孩子一样

互相扔食物。不管你们在

吵什么，先放一放。

回到屋里去，好好做霍华德的

朋友，否则你们两个都

没甜点吃了。

[英语]

You're right. And I'm sure Sheldon will get a

fancy parking spot again if and when he

makes a worthwhile contribution to science.

If and when.

Okay. Maybe we should change the subject.

Amy, how are your lady parts?

Still chilly down there.

Hang on. None of Sheldon's theories have ever

been definitively proven.

My husband actually went to outer space.

That's an impressive accomplishment.

He's now an inspiration to millions of

Americans who know you don't have to be

special or even qualified to go into space.

You know, I remember the first time I got a

bikini wax.

My my sister did it with melted Crayolas and

duct tape.

It's a bad idea.

Gucci. Me, I'm sensing a little hostility.

Is it maybe because, like Sheldon's work,

your sex life is also theoretical.

Damn. Housekeeping!

We got to complain about somebody pooping on

a party in there.

It was.

Why did you tell her it was working?

Was it working?

Yeah. I'm so sorry.

Look like you're having fun.

We're having the best time.

Guess who won $100 playing craps.

That's a dollar.

And guess who wildly over tipped a cocktail

waitress.

Hey. Hey. Let's go.

We found a place that has Australian male

strippers. We want to.

See if they twirl their junk in the other

direction.

That sounds so great, but I have a little

more studying to do.

Can you believe this nerd?

Come on. You want to sit here being a loser

or do you want to watch me climb into an

Australian man's G-string like a baby

kangaroo?

So what are we going to do first?

I don't know about you guys, but I'm going to

make a beeline for the place that gives you

a princess makeover.

Oh, that sounds like fun.

You're kidding, right? We're not just going

to get drunk and go on rides.

Come on, do it with us.

All right. Whatever. How does it work?

Okay, so you pick your princess.

Sleeping Beauty, Snow White, Cinderella.

They give you hair, makeup, the works.

I guess it would be fun to be Cinderella.

Oh, I want to be Cinderella, too.

Yeah.

We can't all be Cinderella.

Then how do we decide?

Well, it's simple. This was my idea.

I'm driving. I'm Cinderella.

You bitches got a problem with that?

We can stop the car right now.

You jerk face.

What did you tell Howard?

Did you say there was something going on

between us? Because he thinks there is.

He's completely.

Freaking out. Please come in.

What the hell? Were you?

You were always so nice to me.

I thought maybe you liked me.

I'm nice to everyone.

I'm sorry.

Damn right you're sorry.

And you tell Howard there's never been

anything between us.

I will. Bernadette.

What do you think?

I have a shot with Benny.

Of course you do. You're a cutie pie.

Any girl would be lucky to have you.

The day she left for Florida, she asked me to

drive her to the airport.

I was too busy.

And I made her take a cab.

I was too busy.

There's no way you could've known.

Right back. Excuse me.

Yes.

You better find my husband's mother, because

one way or another, we're walking out of

this airport with a dead woman.

I didn't hog anything unlike you and that

weird lasagna with raisins in it.

Do you want some of this?

I'll give you some. Sheldon Leonard.

Living room right now.

She said my name first.

That must kill you.

I don't know what you think you're doing, but

this is a very difficult time.

For my husband. We're eating the last food

his mother ever made.

And you are going to throw it at each other

like children. Whatever it is you're

fighting about, put it aside.

Go back in there, Be a good friend to

Howard, or there's no dessert for either of

you.

重点词汇

词汇	含义
worthwhile /ˌwɜːrθˈwaɪl/ C1	adjective - 值得的
contribution /ˌkɒntrɪˈbjuːʃən/ B2	noun - 贡献
theory /ˈθɪəri/ B1	noun - 理论
accomplishment /əˈkʌmplɪʃmənt/ C1	noun - 成就
inspiration /ˌɪnspəˈreɪʃən/ B2	noun - 灵感
qualified /ˈkwɒlɪfaɪd/ B2	adjective - 合格的
hostility /hɒˈstɪlɪti/ C1	noun - 敌意
theoretical /ˌθɪəˈretɪkəl/ B2	adjective - 理论上的
complain /kəmˈpleɪn/ A2	verb - 抱怨
wildly /ˈwaɪldli/ B2	adverb - 狂野地
makeover /ˈmeɪkˌəʊvə/ C1	noun - 改造
decide /dɪˈsaɪd/ A2	verb - 决定
completely /kəmˈpliːtli/ B1	adverb - 完全地
difficult /ˈdɪfɪkəlt/ A2	adjective - 困难的

重点语法结构

• Sheldon will get a fancy parking spot again if and when he makes a worthwhile contribution to science.

  ➔ 使用 'if and when' 的第一条件句

  ➔ 使用 "if and when" 是为了强调条件和特定时间必须同时满足。

• None of Sheldon's theories have ever been definitively proven.

  ➔ 现在完成时被动语态

  ➔ 这里使用 "have been + 过去分词" 结构是因为这些理论 "从没" 被证明过 (直到现在)。

• He's now an inspiration to millions of Americans who know you don't have to be special or even qualified to go into space.

  ➔ 带有 'who' 的定语从句和情态动词 'have to'

  ➔ 定语从句 "who know..." 修饰美国人，"don't have to" 表示没有必要/不必。

• Is it maybe because, like Sheldon's work, your sex life is also theoretical.

  ➔ 使用 'like' 的比较和表语形容词

  ➔ 这里 "Like" 用作介词，意为 "像...一样"，"theoretical" 作为形容词描述主语。

• Guess who won $100 playing craps.

  ➔ 作为宾语的嵌套疑问句

  ➔ "Who won $100" 充当动词 "guess" 的宾语。

• Come on. You want to sit here being a loser or do you want to watch me climb into an Australian man's G-string like a baby kangaroo?

  ➔ 使用 'or' 的选择疑问句和动名词短语

  ➔ "or" 引出两个选项，"being a loser" 是动名词短语，用来描述主语的状态。

• I was too busy, and I made her take a cab.

  ➔ 使用 'make' 的使役结构

  ➔ "Make + 某人 + 动词原形" 表示强迫或要求某人做某事。

• Whatever it is you're fighting about, put it aside.

  ➔ 带有 'whatever' 的名词从句和祈使语气

  ➔ "Whatever it is" 是名词从句，充当主语，"put it aside" 是祈使句。