so how's kther poly oh my Lord what
00:01
that's princess
00:05
Pali I'm pretty sure her name's Lita no
00:06
no princess panchali from the monkey and
00:09
the
00:12
princess oh yeah I tried to watch that
00:13
online but they wanted my credit
00:15
card it's a children's story no no it
00:18
isn't when I was a little boy and got
00:25
sick which was most of the time my
00:27
mother would read it to me it's about an
00:29
Indian princess who befriends a monkey
00:31
who was mocked by all the other monkeys
00:34
because he was different for some reason
00:35
I related to it quite
00:37
strongly I know the
00:39
reason we all know the
00:42
reason Sheldon what are you getting at
00:45
that woman looks exactly like the
00:48
pictures of Princess Pali in the book
00:50
how often does one see a beloved
00:52
fictional character come to life every
00:54
year at
00:57
Comic-Con every day at Disneyland you
00:58
can hire Snow White to come to your
01:01
house of course they prefer it if you
01:02
have a
01:04
kid hey guys this is Lita Gupta Lita
01:06
this is Leonard and Sheldon and Howard
01:09
and Penny isn't it great she isn't fat
01:12
anymore forgive me your highness for I
01:15
am but a monkey and it is in my nature
01:18
to climb I did not mean to gaze upon you
01:20
as you comb your
01:22
hair I'm sorry you are the living
01:24
embodiment of the beautiful princess
01:27
panchala
01:29
oh no kidding who who is that a beloved
01:30
character from an Indian folk tale
01:34
oh us Indian or come to our Casino
01:37
Indian you Indian oh the resemblance is
01:42
remarkable I can practically smell the
01:46
Lotus blossoms woven into your ebony
01:48
hair thanks I imagine you smell very
01:51
nice too I shower twice a day and wash
01:54
my hands as often as I can
01:57
really so do I but you're a dentist he's
02:00
nuts don't be insulting rajes so Sheldon
02:05
tell me more about this princess you say
02:09
I look like it was said that the gods
02:11
fashioned her eyes out of the stars and
02:14
that roses were ashamed to bloom in the
02:17
presence of her Ruby lips well my back
02:19
off Sheldon what if you do not stop
02:23
hitting on my lady you will feel the
02:25
full extent of my wrath
02:26
I'm not hitting on her and I am not your
02:30
lady but and you have no
02:32
wrath you are my lady our parents said
02:36
so we are for all intents and purposes
02:39
100% hooked up okay let's get something
02:41
straight here the only reason I came
02:43
tonight was to get my parents off my
02:44
case I certainly don't need to be
02:46
getting this old world crap from you
02:48
that's exactly the kind of spirit with
02:50
which princess panchali led the monkeys
02:51
to Freedom screw princess panchali hey
02:53
you can't talk to me like that but
02:55
you're not princess Pali luckily for you
02:57
she could have you be
02:59
beheaded Chen are you hungry I could eat
03:00
let's
03:04
go what just happened beats the hell out
03:08
of me tell you what happened I just
03:11
learned how to pick up Indian
03:13
chicks there's the man of the
03:20
hour okay so we now have a socially
03:23
awkward genius in a room full of
03:26
attractive age appropriate women oh yes
03:27
to do now is hook up with one of
03:29
them anyone else see the flaw on this
03:39
plan we need a social Catalyst like what
03:43
we can't get 15-year-old girls
03:46
drunk or can we no we
03:48
can't don't think you mean we can't I
03:51
think you mean we
03:53
shouldn't okay we cannot leave this to
03:55
chance let's pick a girl and figure fure
03:58
out how to get her together with Dennis
03:59
okay how about that
04:01
one uh-uh I know the type cheerleader
04:03
student counsel goes out with the jocks
04:06
won't even look at anybody in the gifted
04:08
program and if after 2 years of begging
04:10
she does agree to go out with you it
04:12
turns out to be a setup and you're in
04:13
the backseat of your mom's car with your
04:14
pants off all the whole football team
04:15
laughs at
04:16
you are you crying no I have
04:20
allergies okay um oh hey I'm want h
04:25
sure who wants to spend a couple years
04:30
doing her homework while she drinks
04:32
herself into a stoer with non-fat White
04:33
Russians you're the one holding her head
04:35
out of the toilet while she's puking and
04:37
telling you she wishes more guys were
04:38
like you and then she gets in a Cornell
04:40
because you wrote her essay for her and
04:42
you drive up to visit her one weekend
04:43
and she acts like she doesn't even know
04:45
you okay so not her
04:49
either how about her interesting kind of
04:52
pretty little chubby so probably low
04:56
self-esteem that's our girl one of us
04:58
should go talk to her I can't talk to
05:01
her you do it I can't just go up and
05:03
talk to her how are you talk to her I
05:05
don't know she'll never go for the kid
05:08
once she gets a peek at
05:10
this you know if we were in India this
05:13
would be simpler 5 minutes with her dad
05:15
20 goats on a laptop and we'd be done
05:17
well we're not in India all right why
05:20
don't we do it your way then we'll
05:22
arrange for this girl to move in across
05:23
the hall from Dennis so he can
05:25
pathetically Moon over her for months on
05:26
end
05:28
okay that was uncalled for you started a
05:30
dude can I have everyone's attention
05:33
please what a wonderful occasion this is
05:36
and how fortunate that it should happen
05:41
to fall on take your daughter to work
05:42
day we're here to welcome Mr Dennis Kim
05:44
to our little family welcome Dennis
05:48
Kim Mr cim was not only the
05:52
valedictorian at Stanford University he
05:55
is also the youngest recipient of the
05:57
prestigious Stevenson award youngest
06:00
till the cyborgs rise
06:02
up and now without any further Ado let
06:05
me introduce the man of the hour Mr
06:08
Dennis
06:11
Kim
06:13
Dennis Dennis
06:16
what would you like to tell us a little
06:19
bit about your upcoming research oh no
06:22
thanks I'm going to the mall with Emma
06:24
uh the kid got a
06:31
girl
06:34
unbelievable did anyone see how he did
06:35
it how did that little yuts get a girl
06:39
on his own I guess times have changed
06:42
since we were young smart is the new
06:44
sexy then why do we go home alone every
06:47
night we're still smart maybe we're too
06:50
smart so smart it's
06:52
off-putting yeah let's go with that
06:56
hey look at
07:03
that it's Dennis
07:05
Kim wow I almost didn't recognize him
07:07
you know I kind of feel bad about what
07:11
we did to
07:12
[Music]
07:15
him yeah we really ruined his
07:17
[Music]
07:20
life hey made
07:22
L you just called Leonard a syphilitic
07:26
donkey
07:28
my apologies Leonard I'm only as good as
07:31
my
07:33
teacher why are you learning Chinese I
07:35
believe the sewan palace has been
07:37
passing off orange chicken as tangerine
07:39
chicken and I intend to confront
07:41
them I were you I'd be more concerned
07:44
about what they're passing off is
07:46
chicken I need to use your window oh hey
07:50
yeah no sure go
07:53
ahead hey jerk face you forgot your iPod
07:55
what's going on oh I'll tell you what's
08:01
going on that stupid self-centered
08:03
bastard wrote about our sex life in his
08:05
blog drop dead you stupid self-center
08:08
bastard thank
08:14
you okay where were we it's not now I
08:18
have a Blog to
08:22
find I really thought Mike was different
08:26
I thought he was sensitive and smart I
08:29
mean not you smart normal non-f freaky
08:32
smart yeah know sure you know and then
08:35
he just goes and has to humiliate Me by
08:37
writing about me on his blog so the
08:40
entire world can read it actually tell
08:41
you it's not all that easy to find yeah
08:43
really well my friends at work found it
08:46
my sister found it judging by my email a
08:48
number of prisoners at the Michigan
08:50
State Penitentiary found
08:51
it what exactly did this guy write not
08:54
that I need to know the details of your
08:56
sex SL I just thought never
08:59
mind no you know what you might as well
09:02
read it everybody else has good oh God I
09:05
just feel so betrayed and embarrassed
09:09
just want to crawl into a hole and
09:11
die okay well you know this isn't that
09:17
bad it it just Paints the picture of a
09:21
very affectionate woman who's open to
09:23
expressing her affection in
09:25
nontraditional Loc
09:28
oh God
09:30
elevators Parks movie
09:32
theaters out of curiosity is this Subway
09:37
the transportation system or Subway the
09:40
sandwich
09:42
shop sandwi
09:44
shop BT
09:47
[Applause]
09:50
BT crazy man call the police you know
09:55
booy
09:58
so what's your news remember that little
10:11
planetary object I spotted beyond the
10:13
Kyer belt oh yeah 208 andq sub 17 or as
10:14
I call it Planet
10:18
Bollywood anyway because of my Discovery
10:20
People magazine is naming me one of the
10:22
30 under 30 to watch wow congratulations
10:24
incredible
10:28
excuse me with 30 what under 30 what to
10:29
watch
10:33
what 30 Visionaries under 30 years of
10:34
age to watch as they challenge the
10:37
preconceptions of the
10:38
fields If I Had a Million guesses I
10:40
never would have gotten
10:42
that it's pretty cool they've got me in
10:44
with a guy who's doing something about
10:46
hunger in Indonesia and a
10:47
psychotherapist who's using Dolphins to
10:49
rehabilitate prisoners and Ellen paig
10:51
star of the Charming independent film
10:53
Juno oh I'd so do her
10:56
you do the
11:01
dolphins do I get an honorable mention
11:03
for Designing the telescope camera
11:06
mounting bracket you used sorry it's not
11:07
part of my heartwarming and personal
11:09
narrative in which a humble boy from New
11:11
Delhi overcame poverty and Prejudice and
11:13
journey to America to reach for the
11:16
stars poverty your father's a
11:18
gynecologist he drives a
11:20
Bentley it's a
11:22
lease so anyway after a fantastic lunch
11:27
I was whisked off to the People magazine
11:31
photo shoot have any of you boys ever
11:32
been to a photo shoot uhoh it's
11:34
fantasting apparently the camera loves
11:37
me and I
11:39
it they shot me in front of a starry
11:41
background where I posed like
11:44
this they're going to digitally add a
11:51
supernova they say it's the perfect
11:54
metaphor for my incandescent Talent
11:55
right a ball of hot flaming gas that
11:58
collapses upon
12:00
itself excuse me oh it's my assistant
12:03
Trevor go for uh-huh they gave him an
12:05
assistant if I want a new pen I have to
12:09
go to the bank with wire
12:11
cutters have we at this point met our
12:14
social obligations not yet okay just put
12:16
it on my calendar but start thinking of
12:19
a reason why I can't go all right gly
12:21
out God bless that boy I don't know what
12:24
I'd do without him you just got him this
12:26
afternoon noon yes but I'm funny that
12:28
having a Lackey suits
12:30
me a Lackey oh I'm sorry is that
12:33
Politically Incorrect in India we just
12:35
call them
12:37
Untouchables now
12:39
almost speaking of Untouchables I've got
12:41
great news for you
12:44
guys People magazine is having reception
12:46
this Saturday and I managed to get you
12:48
invited oh gee thanks oh you're welcome
12:50
of course I couldn't get you into the
12:54
VIP section because you know that's for
12:55
VIPs and you guys are just you know
12:57
bees there's a tribe in Papua New Guy
13:02
where when a hunter flaun his success to
13:05
the rest of the village they kill him
13:07
and drive away evil spirits with a drum
13:10
made of his skin superstitious nonsense
13:12
of course but one can't see their
13:14
point here you go Raj you might want to
13:23
drink this one slowly okay so s Saturday
13:26
night can I count on my posy gee I'd
13:29
love to Raj but I can't make it oh okay
13:31
Leonard uh no I can
13:36
no Sheldon I can make it but I
13:41
won't what are you guys talking about
13:45
well there's a reception for my magazine
13:47
article on Saturday and you guys aren't
13:49
going I can't believe you Raj is
13:51
celebrating a tremendous accomplishment
13:54
and you're not even going to be there to
13:55
support him a tremendous accomplishment
13:57
would be if the planetary body he
13:59
discovered were plummeting toward Earth
14:01
and he exploded it with his
14:02
mind that would be cool i' go to that
14:05
reception come on this is huge raja's
14:08
going to be in People magazine and he
14:11
didn't even have to knock up one of the
14:12
spear
14:13
sisters would you like to go with
14:15
me of course I would I would be honored
14:18
really cool shame on you
14:21
guys look at that I got a did with
14:26
Benny I can't believe it took you a
14:30
whole
14:32
year now
14:34
[Laughter]
14:37
now hey buddy I'm going to be in People
14:41
magazine yeah call me when you're on the
14:44
cover
14:46
[Music]
14:54
telephone wires can't electrocute you
15:02
can
15:04
they no look this has to stop oh no no
15:05
no it is just beginning all right I
15:09
really didn't want to do this
15:12
but
15:16
here what's
15:17
this Sheldon's
15:19
Kryptonite oh my
15:24
God he can never know that I gave that
15:27
to you look I said I wanted to hurt him
15:30
but but
15:33
this it'll shorten the war by 5 years
15:37
and save millions of
15:39
lives hello oh hi yeah hold on a second
15:47
I'll get him Sheldon it's for you who is
15:50
it your mother oh
15:53
good hi Mom how are you
15:56
but
16:01
Mom she keeps sitting in my
16:03
spot and she touched my
16:07
food okay yes I took her clothes but she
16:10
started
16:13
it no that's not
16:14
fair why should I have to
16:18
apologize I really don't think this is
16:21
the kind of thing Jesus concerns himself
16:23
with no you're right I don't really know
16:26
what Jesus thinks
16:28
about all right
16:30
goodbye did you tell on me are you
16:35
kidding me I already have two
16:38
[Music]
16:41
strikes
16:46
Penny
16:48
Penny
16:50
Penny I am very very sorry for what I
16:53
have done here's your laundry I resend
16:56
your strikes and you are no longer
16:59
banished can I sit wherever I
17:03
want no no never mind never mind that's
17:06
that's that's not
17:09
important Sheldon this was big of you
17:11
thank you I really appreciate it thank
17:13
you good night Sheldon
17:15
Penny
17:18
yes well
17:20
played thank you just remember with
17:25
great power comes great
17:28
responsibility
17:33
understood oh thank God you're here
17:42
what's the emergency I got the Mars
17:44
rover stuck in a
17:46
ditch where on a Dusty highway just
17:48
outside Bakersfield where do you think
17:51
on
17:53
Mars Hey Howard is everything okay yeah
17:54
baby I'll be right in
17:57
you brought a girl to the Mars rover
18:01
control room yeah I picked her up in the
18:02
bar she's a doctor one free Baron my
18:05
mother won't care she's not
18:07
Jewish wait a minute so the eye patch
18:10
and the insults worked no there were
18:13
three other guys with eye patches it was
18:15
a
18:17
fiasco what did work was how'd you like
18:18
to visit a secret government facility so
18:21
what exactly do you want us to do I need
18:23
you and Raj to help me get the Rover out
18:25
of the ditch and I need you to get
18:27
Stephanie out before somebody notices
18:28
she's here she doesn't exactly have
18:29
clearance really they don't let strange
18:31
women from Honky Tonks come in and play
18:33
with $200 million government projects on
18:34
distant planets yes I was bad maybe
18:36
she'll spank me can we please move
18:39
[Music]
18:42
on Hey Howard you know it's getting late
18:43
so do I get to drive this thing or what
18:45
yeah no I'm sorry but something's come
18:48
up kind of a Mars Rover Mars Rover can
18:50
Howard come over
18:54
situation so my friend Leonard is going
19:00
to take you home oh okay let's go friend
19:03
Leonard okay I'll call you yeah so are
19:06
you a scientist like Howard no one's a
19:09
scientist like
19:12
Howard my mother is so going to love her
19:14
how nice maybe they can carpool when
19:17
they visit you in federal
19:19
[Music]
19:23
prison sorry I totally interrupted you
19:27
what what what were you saying just said
19:31
Howard's a terrific guy
19:32
yeah he's got a great sense of
19:35
humor he loves his mother a lot some
19:38
people say too
19:42
much I really like that you're such a
19:43
loyal friend yeah I am loyal you know if
19:45
you look at the big
19:49
picture
19:53
just out of curiosity did he ever have a
19:55
shot with you are you insane the guy was
19:58
wearing an eye
20:00
[Music]
20:01
patch then why did you he said that I
20:02
could drive a car on
20:05
Mars got
20:07
it so can I see you again you're not
20:10
done seeing me
20:14
now
20:18
cool ooh is this one of those paintball
20:23
guns yeah you ought to come with us
20:26
sometime oh no thanks I'm from Nebraska
20:28
when we shoot things it's because we
20:30
want to eat them or make them leave our
20:32
boyfriends
20:33
alone
20:35
oh you think he'll
20:49
notice there's a
20:53
chance oh what are we going to do
20:55
we no no no you had your chance to be we
20:59
for like a year and a half
21:03
now right now you are you and you are
21:06
screwed why do we have to tell him I did
21:11
it well we're not going to tell him I
21:13
did it okay okay how about this we tell
21:15
him somebody broke
21:18
in just to shoot the couch with a
21:23
paintball gun I'm sorry I buy it those
21:25
people are on
21:28
drugs we could tell him they wanted the
21:30
couch to stay away from their
21:32
boyfriend okay fine what if we just flip
21:36
it
21:38
over there looks fine right butt print
21:41
there's no discernible butt
21:45
print oh come
21:48
on there butt print it's too small and
21:53
Too Perfect
21:57
thank you you're
22:00
welcome sh act
22:02
normal
22:04
shouting how was the comic book store
22:07
fine the new issue of flash is out great
22:10
great did you walk the whole way it's a
22:13
little chilly C rali picked me up isn't
22:15
that terrific he is such a good friend
22:18
you know what the best thing about
22:22
friends is they don't talk incessantly
22:23
for no particular reason
22:26
no no a friends forgive the little
22:28
things you know I got to go home and
22:31
wash my hair don't you dare
22:32
Missy hello fastest man
22:35
alive want to see me read your entire
22:39
comic
22:42
book want to see it again
22:43
something's
23:05
wrong what do you mean I'm not
23:07
sure it doesn't feel
23:20
right I don't know what you're talking
23:23
about
23:25
oh that Penny did
23:33
that it's hot in here must be summer
23:39
it's hot in here must be summer it's hot
23:42
in here must be summer it's hot in here
23:44
must be
23:46
summer that's cute really I just made it
23:48
up have you seen Slum Dog
23:53
Millionaire oh yeah I loved it it's
23:56
Loosely based on my
23:58
life and that bright Little Star peeking
24:03
her head out early today that's
24:05
Venus that is so cool you really know a
24:09
lot about space come on when you were on
24:12
TV in Firefly you were actually in
24:15
space you're not one of those guys who
24:19
really believe that are you you mean one
24:21
of the Hopeless Geeks no those are crazy
24:24
people
24:27
how it be a deer and get me another one
24:31
of
24:33
these now him he's one of those
24:38
Geeks do you believe him normally around
24:44
women he has the personality of a boiled
24:47
potato put one beer in them and his mite
24:50
charmal aralon
24:53
is that what he's drinking it's not even
24:58
real beer what look at it not alcoholic
24:59
beer what's going on I don't know some
25:05
sort of placebo effect I guess Placebo
25:08
you say
25:13
interesting yes I'm still here where am
25:15
I going I'm on a train now what you'll
25:17
be looking for is a small wooden box
25:20
located between a hobman sphere and a
25:22
sample of quartz flecked with
25:25
pyite hobman sphere it's a collapsible
25:27
iosi do
25:30
decahedron no the thing with the time on
25:33
it is my alarm
25:35
clock actually in India the names of
25:39
constellations are different where you
25:42
have the Big Dipper we have the big Cy
25:44
pot you're making that up you got me now
25:48
what are you going to do with me
25:53
Raj yes look what am I looking at you
25:59
tell me non-alcoholic
26:02
[Applause]
26:09
beer hi I'm the small package good
26:13
things come
26:16
in uh Hey Leonard can I talk to you
26:20
about something sure what's up remember
26:22
I went out with your friend Penny a
26:24
couple weeks ago yeah vaguely sure you
26:26
remember that was the night you went to
26:28
the bar and made a fool of yourself
26:30
trying to pick up strange
26:31
women what about
26:35
it well uh the thing is the date didn't
26:38
go that well oh too bad
26:41
you I guess the thing to do now is just
26:44
pick yourself up dust yourself off
26:47
forget it and move on I can't do that
26:49
why the hell
26:51
not cuz we're going out again tomorrow
26:52
excuse me steuart have you read the new
26:56
Flash no well I have and it will knock
26:58
your socks
27:00
off good luck getting them back
27:03
on uh anyway I figured this is probably
27:07
my last shot with penny and I don't want
27:11
to screw it up nobody wants that so
27:12
here's my question it's the second date
27:15
you think she'll be expecting things to
27:17
get
27:20
physical uh oh gee um my initial
27:23
reaction is no but um you know um let me
27:28
think about it and get back to you okay
27:31
okay so you'll give me a call yeah or
27:33
you call me
27:35
great or nobody calls
27:37
anyone interesting Penny's current Sut
27:40
asking advice from her former suo yeah
27:43
thanks for close captioning my pain
27:46
Raj hey you want to make sure he gets
27:48
nowhere with Penny without jeopardizing
27:51
your friendship with either of them I'm
27:52
listening just tell him to do everything
27:55
you ' done with her for the last 2
27:57
years hey Leonard hey Stuart you busy um
28:08
classified Leonard yeah it's a regular
28:12
Manhattan
28:15
Project's up well tonight's my date with
28:18
Penny and since we haven't been able to
28:21
connect by phone yeah I'm sorry it's
28:22
been broken or email yeah no that's
28:24
broken too everything's broken
28:26
anyway I was just wondering if you had
28:29
any last minute advice uh all right um
28:30
well off the top of my head you know I
28:34
think the most important thing with
28:37
penny is to go really
28:38
slow I mean
28:40
glacial okay you know guys come on to
28:43
her all the time so you need to like set
28:46
yourself apart you know be a little shy
28:48
don't make too much eye contact and you
28:52
know trater was like cool detachment and
28:56
and and you know
28:58
fear fear yeah like you you're afraid
29:01
that if you touch her she'll
29:05
break well that plays right into my
29:08
wheelhouse good good well you you kids
29:12
have fun tonight thanks Leonard what is
29:14
that thing
29:17
anyway you don't know what this is no
29:19
good get
29:22
out be AF afraid of Penny nice very
29:26
crafty it wasn't bad advice it just
29:30
wasn't particularly
29:33
helpful for what it's worth my mother
29:35
says that when we deceive for personal
29:37
gain we make Jesus
29:39
cry I just want you both to know when I
29:47
publish my findings I won't forget your
29:50
contributions great of course I can't
29:52
mention you in my Nobel Acceptance
29:55
Speech but but when I get around to
29:57
writing my Memoirs you can expect a very
29:58
effusive footnote and perhaps a signed
30:00
copy you have to tell him tell me
30:04
what damn his Vulcan
30:07
hearing you fellas are planning a party
30:11
for me aren't
30:13
you okay Sheldon sit
30:14
down if there's going to be a theme I
30:17
should let you know that I don't care
30:19
for Lu toga or under the
30:20
sea yeah we'll keep that in mind look we
30:24
need to talk to you about something that
30:27
happened at the North Pole if this is
30:29
about the night the heat went out
30:32
there's nothing to be embarrassed
30:34
about it's not about that and we agreed
30:37
to never speak of it again so we slept
30:39
together
30:42
naked it was only to keep our core body
30:45
temperatures from
30:47
plummeting he's speaking about it for me
30:49
it was a bonding moment
30:53
[Music]
30:58
Sheldon you remember the first few weeks
30:59
we were looking for magnetic monopoles
31:02
and not finding anything and you were
31:04
acting like an obnoxious giant
31:06
dictator I thought we were going to be
31:09
gentle with him that's why I added the
31:10
Tater and when we finally got our first
31:17
positive data you were so happy oh yes
31:20
in the world of emoticons I was colon
31:23
capital D
31:25
well in actuality what your equipment
31:33
detected wasn't so much evidence of
31:35
Paradigm shifting monopoles as it
31:38
was static from the electric can opener
31:41
we were turning on and
31:44
[Music]
31:45
off he just went goon capital
31:46
O you tampered with my experiment we had
31:52
to it was the only way to keep you from
31:55
being such a huge
31:57
dzian you see that I added the
31:59
Enzian did Leonard know about this
32:04
Leonard's my best friend in the world
32:06
surely Leonard didn't know actually it
32:08
was his idea of course it was the whole
32:10
plan reeks of
32:11
Leonard I missed you so much I missed
32:14
you too I couldn't think of anyone else
32:16
while you were gone me
32:18
neither except for one night when the
32:20
heat went
32:22
out long stories don't ask
32:24
Leonard Leonard
32:30
Leonard do not make a
32:33
sound Whispering do not make a
32:37
sound it's a
32:41
sound damn is Vulcan
32:44
hearing not a good time
32:47
Sheldon Penny Penny Penny oh this is
32:50
ridiculous what hello Penny I realize
32:56
you're currently at the mercy of your
32:59
primitive biological urges but as you
33:01
have an entire lifetime of poor
33:03
decisions ahead of you may I interrupt
33:04
this
33:06
one it's great to see you too come on in
33:07
walowitz has informed me of your grand
33:11
deception do you have anything to say
33:13
for yourself yes I feel terrible about
33:15
it I will never forgive myself I don't
33:18
expect you to either and I would really
33:20
appreciate it if you would leave me with
33:22
penny for a session of self-criticism
33:23
and repentance
33:25
okay can someone please tell me what's
33:30
going on here what's going on is I was
33:32
led to believe I was making
33:34
groundbreaking strides in science when
33:35
in fact I was being fed false data at
33:37
the hands of walowitz cther poly and
33:40
your furry little boy
33:41
toy what what do you mean what it's Halo
33:48
night I can't I'm too sick go
33:52
away that's why we moved Halo night here
33:55
look I brought my mom's chicken soup I'm
33:58
not hungry don't send him away let him
34:00
in who is that I bought a
34:03
barrot yeah
34:09
right Dr Plimpton hi Howard right uh
34:11
yeah can I ask you a question Howard do
34:16
you like role playing
34:19
games yeah sure in fact I'm a dungeon
34:22
master
34:26
not tonight tonight you are a delivery
34:28
man you brought soup but uhoh Raj and I
34:32
don't have enough money to pay you so
34:35
we'll have to come to some other kind of
34:36
arrangement beg
34:43
pardon you two figure out the details
34:45
I'm going to go change into something I
34:48
don't mind getting ripped off my milky
34:49
flesh what the fruck
34:54
go away she wants New Deli not koser
34:57
Deli besides you have a girlfriend you
35:01
broke up weeks ago why didn't you say
35:04
anything I was waiting for the right
35:06
time this is the right
35:08
time hey who's ready for Halo oh this is
35:10
like a nightmare get
35:13
lost he's right the numbers are shaky
35:15
enough as it is I don't understand oh
35:18
good Leonard's here
35:21
good Elizabeth what's going on what's
35:25
going on is you and Howard are my moving
35:28
men and Raja is my new landlord and I
35:30
don't have enough money to pay any of
35:32
you is she suggesting what I think she's
35:37
suggesting yep welcome to the Penthouse
35:40
Forum okay show of hands who's up for
35:43
this we'll all be naked in front of each
35:47
other I'm
35:49
out everybody
35:52
ready Follow My Lead all almost uh we're
35:54
going to go out into the hallway and uh
35:59
make a dramatic entrance oh good it's so
36:00
much better when everyone commits run
36:02
run run run don't look back I thought we
36:05
had something
36:07
special so you say you can't pay your
36:13
[Applause]
36:17
rent hey hey leard will you please tell
36:22
Howard my sister's never been attracted
36:25
to him
36:27
come on Raj how am I supposed to know
36:28
who she's attracted to or was attracted
36:31
to or who she might be attracted to in
36:34
the
36:36
future and I have nothing to contribute
36:38
to this
36:41
conversation because I too know
36:44
absolutely nothing about Prius
36:46
preferences in male
36:48
companionship and with that I will rezip
36:50
my
36:52
lip hey so what did you guys think of
36:55
the new episode of Capra last night I
36:57
didn't see it didn't see it what were
36:59
you
37:01
doing I I was out what on Capra night
37:05
yeah I I went for a drink really you
37:09
where where did you go to
37:13
uh Lucky
37:22
Baldwins oh I I've heard of that place
37:25
isn't that Pasadena's favorite Irish
37:29
Watering
37:32
Hole yes did you meet anyone interesting
37:33
there perhaps a promiscuous redheaded
37:37
bid as a matter of fact I I can't I
37:41
can't I can't do it sure you can you're
37:44
doing fine it's very
37:46
believable I'm sorry Raj but the truth
37:48
is I was with priia last night don't
37:51
listen to him he's still lightheaded
37:53
from all the Irish whiskey and pickled
37:55
eggs in his system what were you doing
37:57
with Trio I believe they engaged in Kus
37:59
but more importantly if Leonard had not
38:01
abandoned his story would you have found
38:04
it plausible you slept with my sister
38:05
yeah how could you we had a pack excuse
38:09
me I think how could you she's my sister
38:12
takes precedence over a 5-year-old pinky
38:13
swe may I point out in a parallel
38:16
universe your friends are saying Maggie
38:19
McGary she sounds
38:21
lovely I I admit it I I may have crossed
38:23
a line here but come on Raj your sister
38:26
is a grown woman and to her I'm a
38:28
forbidden piece of white
38:31
chocolate I I don't believe it this is a
38:33
terrible betrayal of my trust would it
38:36
help if I told you that I offered her my
38:38
heart and and she kind of stomped on it
38:40
how hard did she
38:44
stomp very
38:46
hard okay I'm
38:48
good okay well Raj I just want to say
38:52
that I never betray your trust unlike
38:55
Leonard I respect
38:58
you really
39:00
M was it out of respect that you didn't
39:03
tell Raj about the time he dropped his
39:06
iPhone in a
39:07
urinal dude I put that thing on my
39:09
face I think a more amusing violation of
39:12
Raj's trust is when Howard convinced him
39:15
that foreigners give presents to
39:17
Americans on
39:18
Thanksgiving hey I didn't see you giving
39:21
back your Snoopy snow cone maker that
39:23
was all a lie this year's gifts are
39:26
already wrapped and as long as we're
39:28
talking about betraying our friends how
39:31
about the month Sheldon spent grinding
39:33
up insects and mixing them into
39:34
Leonard's Food well excuse me that was
39:36
not a betrayal that was an experiment to
39:39
determine at what concentration food
39:41
starts tasting
39:43
mafy you put moths in my
39:46
food for
39:49
science I can't believe you kissed my
39:52
sister with moth mouth
39:54
I can't believe you used Sheldon's
39:57
toothbrush you used my toothbrush not
39:59
the brush but just just a little rubber
40:02
thing to pick food for my teeth and
40:05
massage my
40:06
gums okay I I I I think it's safe to say
40:14
that we've all done some things we're
40:17
not particularly proud
40:19
of but come on we're friends friends
40:21
Overlook each other's minor lapses
40:24
for the record Howard I'm sorry that I
40:28
broke our
40:30
P thank you and I'm sorry about your
40:31
phone and
40:35
Thanksgiving and while we're at it you
40:37
don't have to wash our clothes on the
40:39
4th of
40:40
July as long as we're apologizing
40:43
Sheldon I'm I'm sorry I used your
40:45
toothbrush and I'm sorry but that
40:48
behavior is beyond the pale and cannot
40:51
be tolerated we are no longer
40:52
friends I go you a Talking Thomas the
40:55
Tank Engine for Thanksgiving with real
40:58
puffing
41:01
smoke
41:02
yes all
41:05
right but I'm watching you
41:08
[Music]
41:14
oh
41:40
God oh
41:47
God
41:50
oh okay look this never happened do you
41:52
understand me
41:56
really still can't talk to
42:00
me what are you doing
42:05
here what I said what are you doing here
42:07
I live here I have paperwork that says
42:11
differently PR is going back to India
42:17
irrelevant rajes and I have a good thing
42:21
going and you're not going to ruin it
42:23
what are you doing
42:29
here been up all night I had a fight
42:31
with bernardet why she gave me a
42:33
beautiful
42:36
watch lard do you understand
42:40
this yes talk to
42:43
[Applause]
42:50
him damn
42:54
what's going on
42:58
oh it's it's not what it looks
43:00
like what does it look
43:06
[Music]
43:11
like are you getting this nextmen uh
43:12
yeah it's issue number 21 first
43:15
appearance of Hellboy I know I've been
43:17
looking for it for years sorry hey if I
43:19
pretended to hit on you could I distract
43:22
you enough to sneak it away
43:24
yes but you'd be using your superpowers
43:28
for
43:30
evil damn I'm forbidden by my Kryptonian
43:31
father to do
43:34
so I'm Alice all right Leonard you're
43:36
very cute Leonard thanks you too you
43:39
don't go ahead and take
43:41
it no no no no I I I did Evil would you
43:44
be open to a trade uh yeah sure I guess
43:48
okay here this is my
43:51
number call me sorry Palm's a little
43:54
sweaty what's that
43:58
word Alice oh write your name that makes
43:59
more sense than
44:03
penis
44:05
later did I just see you pick up a girl
44:09
in a comic bookstore cuz if you did you
44:12
get your picture up there on the wall of
44:14
Heroes no I don't think I picked her up
44:17
besides I have a girlfriend it doesn't
44:20
matter this is the closest anyone's ever
44:21
come you're going on the wall my
44:23
check it out Jim Lee Drew this of me two
44:29
years ago at
44:32
ComicCon what are you wearing well you
44:34
know it's
44:36
Comic-Con I'm lion o from
44:39
ThunderCats wow you must have gotten so
44:43
late no but Jessica Alba did rub my
44:45
furry
44:49
belly want to see a comic ey draw you're
44:51
kidding you have your own book yeah it's
44:55
kind of based on my life
44:57
cool oh well look there's you having sex
45:01
with a guy in the top half of a
45:05
Chewbacca
45:06
costume Comic-Con you think but
45:09
no you're very talented this is really
45:14
good did you
45:17
do so can I trade you my comment for the
45:23
Hellboy you can have my
45:27
[Music]
45:33
car damn it I can't I can't I can't do
45:36
this is it my tongue stud cuz if that
45:39
freaks you out you're in for a real
45:41
surprise later on no no no no I I I I
45:42
can't do this believe me I really want
45:45
to but but I I kind of have a
45:49
girlfriend you kidding you're cool with
45:51
you and me just being friends right I
45:54
don't believe this wa I don't which
45:56
part so stupid I thought for once I'd
46:00
been a good guy but you're just another
46:03
jackass oh no no you have it
46:04
wrong no I I was going to be a jackass
46:07
but I stopped
46:11
myself I stayed a good guy so I'm going
46:13
to pass on the sex but uh you should
46:16
know that's not a comment on your
46:18
hotness but on my
46:20
goodness that's kind of my superpower
46:22
I'm I'm I'm like Captain good
46:25
guy it's okay did the right
46:31
thing you
46:35
[Music]
46:40
idiot why are you up how am I supposed
46:45
to sleep been married less than 24 hours
46:47
and my wife isn't speaking to
46:50
me perhaps you can think of this in a
46:53
more positive light
46:55
in one day you've managed to do what it
46:57
takes many couples decades to
46:59
achieve hey hey you couldn't sleep
47:04
either of course not me neither no but I
47:08
just had a tickle in my
47:12
throat not profound marital
47:14
problems what are we going to do I don't
47:17
know please tell me how I can fix it I'm
47:20
glad you
47:23
asked as I see there's a simple solution
47:25
your lips had a diance with the lips of
47:28
another woman it seems only logical that
47:30
to restore balance to the relationship
47:33
you should find another man and Dally
47:35
with him and by dally I mean some
47:37
hardcore mouth-on-mouth
47:40
action okay that is the stupidest thing
47:41
I've ever heard actually think he's on
47:44
to
47:46
something well you can't be serious cuz
47:47
I messed up and made out with a girl
47:50
you're going to do the same with a
47:52
random guy I'm currently single
47:53
that's true you
47:59
are what is
48:01
happening I will tell you what is
48:05
happening I am saving my best friend's
48:07
[Applause]
48:11
marriage uh Penny you want to check this
48:21
out yeah sure all right just look
48:23
through here and if you want to take a
48:25
picture just push that button
48:26
okay oh what is that is it Mercury I'm
48:29
really joning for
48:32
mercury I think it's a little early for
48:34
Mercury to be visible yet playing hard
48:36
to get I like that in a
48:39
planet oh there's something fuzzy is it
48:41
your teen
48:45
years
48:47
no yes shut up look really I think I see
48:49
something oh it could just be your
48:53
eyelash it's not an eyelash okay well uh
48:54
take a picture let's see okay
48:57
here H I do see something told you what
49:04
is it I don't know maybe it's a comet
49:08
that would be so cool you guys want to
49:12
see a real star look over here what I
49:15
just got
49:18
retweeted by Patton oswalt's brother
49:19
[Music]
49:25
guys hey so guess what that indeed was a
49:27
comet last night and it turns out no
49:32
one's seen it before wow really look at
49:35
that I discovered a comet what do you
49:38
mean you discovered it well I'm the one
49:40
who saw it in my telescope that I
49:43
positioned all you did was look into it
49:46
well you both discovered it you can put
49:48
both your names on the registration form
49:50
actually we can't why not because when I
49:52
fill it out it asked for name of
49:54
Discoverer and put Rajesh Kali
49:56
because because that's who I am and
49:59
that's what I did are you kidding me
50:01
well he is the one who knew it was a
50:04
comet no he didn't he thought it was an
50:06
eyelash and you thought it was a fuzzy
50:08
streak I mean do you even know what a
50:11
comet is yeah the thing I saw
50:13
first I honestly don't think that that
50:16
qualifies as a discovery but I took the
50:18
picture because I told you to like if a
50:20
monkey took the picture to discover the
50:22
comet excuse me
50:24
he didn't mean monkey get the hell out
50:29
of my apartment she didn't mean that
50:32
actually I think she did you should go
50:34
[Music]
50:37
歌词与翻译
[中文]
那么 kther poly 哦，我的主什么
那是公主
巴利语，我很确定她的名字是丽塔，没有
没有猴子的潘查利公主和
...
公主哦，是的，我试图在网上观看
，但他们想要我的信用卡
卡，这是一个儿童故事，不，不，
不是当我还是个小男孩的时候，
生病了，大多数时候我的
妈妈都会读给我听，这是关于一位
印度公主与一只猴子
成为朋友的故事，猴子被所有其他猴子嘲笑
，因为他因某种原因与众不同
我对此非常感兴趣
强烈我知道
原因我们都知道
原因谢尔顿你对
那个女人有什么看法看起来就像书中巴利公主的
照片
人们多久会看到一个心爱的
虚构人物在每
年的
动漫展上栩栩如生，在迪士尼乐园每天你
可以雇用白雪公主来你的
房子，当然，如果你
有一个
孩子，他们更喜欢它，嘿伙计们，这是丽塔·古普塔·丽塔
这是伦纳德、谢尔顿和霍华德
，佩妮不是很好吗，她不再胖了
请原谅我，殿下，因为我
只是一只猴子，攀爬是我的本性
，我不是故意凝视你的
，当你梳理你的
头发时，对不起，你是活生生的
美丽公主的化身
panchala
哦，别开玩笑了，那个印度民间故事中心爱的
角色是谁
哦，我们印度人，还是来我们的赌场吧
印度人，你印度人哦，相似之处
了不起，我几乎可以闻到
莲花编织在你的乌木中
头发，谢谢，我想你闻起来也很
很好，我每天洗澡两次，尽可能多地洗手
我的手
我真的也是这样，但你是牙医，他疯了
疯了，别侮辱拉杰斯，所以谢尔顿
告诉我更多关于你说的这位公主的事
我看起来就像据说众神
用星星塑造了她的眼睛，
玫瑰羞于在
她红宝石嘴唇的存在下在我的背上绽放
谢尔顿，如果你不停止
调戏我的女士，你会感受到
我的愤怒
我没有调戏她，我不是你的
女士，但你没有
愤怒，你是我的女士，我们的父母说
所以我们是出于所有意图和目的
100% 联系在一起的，好吧，让我们说点什么吧
今晚我来
的唯一原因是让我的父母摆脱我的
案子，我当然不需要
从你那里得到这些旧世界的废话
这正是
潘查利公主带领猴子
的精神自由螺丝公主panchali嘿
你不能这样跟我说话，但
你不是巴利公主，幸运的是你
她可能会让你被斩首
陈你饿了吗我可以吃东西
让我们
去吧刚刚发生的事情打败了
我告诉你发生了什么我刚刚
学会了如何泡印度
小妞有一个
小时的男人，好吧，所以我们现在在一个充满
尴尬的天才哦，是的
有吸引力的适龄女性的房间里有一个社交
现在要做的是与其中一个
勾搭，其他人都看到这个
计划的缺陷，我们需要一个社交催化剂，就像
我们不能让15岁的女孩
喝醉，或者我们可以不吗？
不能认为你的意思是我们不能，我
认为你的意思是我们
不应该好吧，我们不能把这件事留给
机会让我们选一个女孩并计算愤怒
看看如何让她和丹尼斯在一起
好吧怎么样
一个呃呃我知道啦啦队队长
学生顾问和运动员一起出去
甚至不会看天才
计划中的任何人，如果经过两年的恳求
她确实同意和你出去，
结果证明这是一个圈套，而你和你一起坐在
你妈妈的车的后座上
整个足球队都脱光了
笑
你在哭吗，不，我有
过敏，好吧，哦，嘿，我想要 h
确定谁愿意花几年时间
一边做作业，一边喝酒
自己把自己放进一个装着脱脂白人的小桶里
俄罗斯人，你是那个在她呕吐时把她的头从厕所里伸出来的人
...
告诉你她希望更多的男人
像你一样，然后她进入康奈尔大学
因为你为她写了论文，
一个周末你开车去拜访她
而她表现得好像她根本不认识
你好吧，所以不是她
或者她有趣的那种
漂亮的小胖乎乎的，所以可能很低
自尊心，这是我们的女孩之一
应该去和她说话，我不能和
她说话，我不能只是上去
和她说话，你怎么和她说话我
不知道她永远不会去找那个孩子
一旦她看到了
这个你知道，如果我们在印度的话
会更简单 5 分钟和她爸爸一起
笔记本电脑上有 20 只山羊我们就完事了
好吧，我们不在印度，为什么
我们不按你的方式做，然后我们
安排这个女孩从丹尼斯搬到
大厅对面，这样他就可以
可悲地在
结束
上监视她几个月，好吧，你开始了一个
伙计，我可以让大家注意
吗？这是多么美好的时刻
，多么幸运
能带您的女儿去上班
天，我们在这里欢迎丹尼斯·金先生
来到我们的小家庭欢迎丹尼斯
金西姆先生不仅是斯坦福大学的
告别演说者，他
也是
著名的史蒂文森奖最年轻的获得者
直到半机械人崛起
，现在无需多言，让
我介绍一下风云人物先生
丹尼斯
金
丹尼斯丹尼斯
您想告诉我们什么
关于你即将进行的研究哦，不
谢谢，我要和艾玛一起去商场
呃，这孩子得到了一个
女孩
令人难以置信，有人看到他是怎么做的
那个小家伙是怎么得到一个女孩的
靠他自己，我想时代已经变了
，因为我们年轻，聪明是新的
性感，那为什么我们每
晚上都独自回家，我们仍然很聪明也许我们太
太聪明了，
令人反感，是的，让我们继续吧
嘿看看
，那是丹尼斯
金哇，我差点没认出他
你知道我对
我们对
[音乐]
他所做的事情感到很难过，是的，我们真的毁了他
[音乐]
生活嘿创造了
L你刚刚称伦纳德是梅毒
驴子
我的歉意伦纳德我只和
我的
老师一样好你为什么学中文我
相信sewan宫已经
将橙鸡冒充为橘子
鸡，我打算面对
他们我如果是你，我会更担心
他们冒充的东西是
鸡我需要使用你的窗户哦嘿
是的，不确定去
前进嘿混蛋脸你忘记了你的iPod
发生了什么事哦我会告诉你
发生了什么事那个愚蠢的自我中心
混蛋在他的
博客中写了我们的性生活死了，你这个愚蠢的自我中心
混蛋，谢谢
你好吧，我们在哪里，现在不是我
有一个博客
发现我真的认为迈克与众不同
我认为他很敏感而且聪明我
的意思不是你聪明正常非怪胎
聪明是的知道你知道，然后
他只是去并且必须通过
在上面写下我来羞辱我他的博客，这样
全世界都可以阅读它，实际上告诉
你这不是那么容易找到的，是的
很好，我的工作朋友找到了它
我姐姐根据我的电子邮件发现了它，密歇根州
的囚犯人数
发现了
这家伙到底写了什么，而不是
我需要知道你的
性SL的详细信息，我只是想永远不会
介意不，你知道你可能也知道什么
读一下其他人都有好处哦上帝我
只是感到如此背叛和尴尬
只想爬进洞里
死了好吧，你知道这不是那样的
坏它只是描绘了图片一个
非常深情的女人，出于好奇，愿意用
...
非传统 Loc
哦上帝
电梯公园电影
剧院来表达她的爱意，这就是地铁
交通系统或地铁
三明治
商店 sandwi
商店 BT
[掌声]
BT疯子打电话给警察你知道
嘘
所以你的消息是什么，记住我在
行星物体哦，是的208和q sub 17或
凯尔腰带之外发现的小
我称它为行星
宝莱坞，因为我的发现
《人物》杂志将我命名为
30岁以下30岁以下的人之一，哇恭喜你观看
令人难以置信的
对不起，30个30岁以下的人应该看什么
...
30个30岁以下
年龄的有远见者应该看什么，他们挑战
对
领域的先入之见，如果我有一百万个猜测，我
永远不会得到
他们让我和一个男人在一起
真是太酷了她正在为印度尼西亚的
饥饿做一些事情，还有一位
心理治疗师正在利用海豚
帮助囚犯康复，还有艾伦·佩格
《迷人的独立电影》的明星
朱诺哦，我会做她的
你做
海豚，我会获得荣誉奖
设计望远镜相机
安装支架你用了抱歉，这不是
我的温馨和个人
叙述的一部分，其中一个来自新
德里的谦虚男孩克服了贫困和偏见，并
前往美国实现
明星贫困你的父亲是一位
妇科医生，他开着一辆
宾利，这是
租约，所以无论如何，在一顿丰盛的午餐后
我被带到了《人物》杂志
拍摄照片，你们这些男孩曾经拍过照片吗
去过一次照片拍摄哦，
显然相机很喜欢
我和我
他们在星空
背景前拍摄了我，我在那里摆了姿势
他们要以数字方式拍摄添加一颗
超新星，他们说这是我白炽人才的完美
隐喻
对吧，一团炽热的火焰气体球
塌陷在
本身上，对不起，哦，这是我的助手
特雷弗去吧，呃，他们给了他一个
助手，如果我想要一支新钢笔，我必须
用电汇去银行
切克们，我们现在已经履行了我们的
社会义务了吗，还不行，就把
放在我的日历上，但开始思考
我不能顺利走下去的原因
出去上帝保佑那个男孩，我不知道什么
没有他我会做什么，你今天下午才得到他
是的，但我很有趣
有一个走狗适合
我a走狗哦，对不起，
在印度政治不正确，我们只是
称他们
现在是贱民
几乎说到贱民了，我有
好消息给你们
伙计们，《人物》杂志本周六有招待会
，我设法邀请你们
哦，天哪，谢谢哦，不客气
当然我不能让你进入
VIP 部分，因为你知道那是为
VIP 准备的，而你们只是你知道的
蜜蜂，巴布亚新盖伊有一个部落
，当一名猎人向
村里的其他人炫耀他的成功时，他们会杀死他
并用鼓驱赶邪灵
用他的皮肤制成的迷信废话
当然，但是一个看不到他们的
点，你走吧，拉吉，你可能想
慢慢地喝这个，好吧，周六
晚上我可以指望我的花束哎呀我
爱拉吉，但我做不到哦，好吧
伦纳德呃不，我可以
不，谢尔顿，我能成功，但我
不会你们在说什么
好吧，周六我的杂志
文章有一个招待会，你们
不去，我不敢相信你们拉杰正在
庆祝一项巨大的成就
，而你们甚至不会在那里
支持他一项巨大的成就
，如果他
发现的行星体是向地球坠落
，他用他的
头脑爆炸了，那太酷了，我去那个
招待会，来吧，这是巨大的王公的
，将出现在《人物》杂志上，他
甚至不需要敲掉
矛
姐妹中的一个，你愿意和
我一起去吗，当然，我会很荣幸
真的很酷羞耻你们
伙计们看看我和
本尼在一起了，我不敢相信这花了你们
整整
一年
[笑声]
现在嘿伙计我要上人物
杂志是的，当你登上
封面时给我打电话
[音乐]
电话线不会触电你
可以
他们看这必须停止哦不不
不，这才刚刚开始好吧我
真的不想这样做
但是
这里是什么
这个谢尔顿的
氪石哦我的
上帝他永远不会知道我把
给了你，我说我想伤害他
但是但是
这会将战争缩短5年
并拯救数百万人
的生命你好哦嗨耶等一下
我会去找他谢尔顿这是为了你
它是你的母亲哦
好嗨妈妈你好吗
但是
妈妈她一直坐在我的
位子上，她摸了我的
食物好吧，是的，我拿了她的衣服，但她
开始了
这不，这不
公平，为什么我要
道歉，我真的不认为这是
耶稣自己关心的事情
不，你是对的，我真的不知道
耶稣怎么想
好吧
再见，你对我说再见吗？
开玩笑吧，我已经有两次
[音乐]
罢工
佩妮
佩妮
佩妮，我对我
所做的事情感到非常非常抱歉，这是你的衣服，我重新发送
你的罢工，你不再
被放逐了，我可以坐在我想要的任何地方吗
不不不介意不介意那是
那不是
重要谢尔顿，你太伟大了
谢谢你，我真的很感激，谢谢
你晚安谢尔顿
佩妮
是的，很好
打得很好，谢谢你，记住
能力越大
责任
理解哦，感谢上帝你在这里
我遇到了什么紧急情况火星
漫游者陷入
沟渠中，在贝克斯菲尔德郊外
的一条尘土飞扬的高速公路上，你认为
在
火星上的什么地方嘿霍华德一切都好是的
宝贝我就在
你带了一个女孩到火星漫游者
控制室是的我在
酒吧接了她，她是一名免费的男爵我的医生
妈妈不会在乎她不是
犹太人等一下，所以眼罩
侮辱起作用了，没有
另外三个戴着眼罩的家伙，这是
一场
惨败，有效的是你想要
参观一个秘密政府设施，所以
你到底想让我们做什么我需要
你和拉吉帮我拿到流浪者
的沟渠，我需要你在别人注意到之前把
斯蒂芬妮救出来
她在这里，她并没有
许可，真的，他们不会让奇怪的
来自 Honky Tonks 的女人进来玩
与 是的，我很糟糕，也许
遥远星球上的 2 亿美元政府项目一起玩
她会打我屁股，我们可以搬走吗
[音乐]
嘿霍华德，你知道已经晚了
所以我可以开这个东西还是什么
是的，不，对不起，但有东西来了
火星漫游者火星漫游者可以
霍华德过来
情况所以我的朋友伦纳德要走了
带你回家哦，好吧，我们去朋友
伦纳德好吧，我会叫你是的
你是像霍华德这样的科学家，没有人像霍华德这样的科学家
霍华德我妈妈会很爱她
...
当
他们来联邦探望你时，他们能拼车多好
[音乐]
监狱抱歉我完全打断了你
你在说什么刚才说
霍华德是一个了不起的人
是的，他很有
幽默感，他非常爱他的母亲，有些人
也说
我真的很喜欢你是一个
忠诚的朋友，是的，我很忠诚，你知道如果
你看看大
照片
只是出于好奇，他是否曾经与
一起拍摄过照片你疯了，那家伙
戴着一只眼睛
[音乐]
补丁，那你为什么他说我
可以在
火星上开车
这样我就能再次见到你，你还没
看到我
现在
酷哦，这是彩弹枪中的一支
枪是的，你应该和我们一起去
有时哦，不，谢谢，我来自内布拉斯加州
当我们拍摄东西时，是因为我们
想吃掉它们，或者让它们离开我们的
男朋友
独自一人
哦，你认为他会
注意到有一个
机会哦，我们要做什么
我们不不不，你有机会成为我们
大约一年半了
现在，你就是你，你
完蛋了，为什么我们要告诉他我干了
，好吧，我们不会告诉他我
干了，好吧，我们告诉
他，有人闯入
，只是为了用
彩弹枪射击沙发，很抱歉，我买了那些
人正在吸食
毒品，我们可以告诉他他们希望
沙发远离他们的
男朋友 好吧好吧，如果我们只是翻转
它
那边看起来不错，右边屁股印
没有明显的屁股
印哦来吧
那里屁股印太小了
太完美了
谢谢你
欢迎你的行为
正常
大喊漫画书店怎么样
很好，新一期的flash出版了，太棒了
太棒了，你一路走来，这是一个
小冷酷的C rali来接我不是
太棒了，他是一个很好的朋友
你知道
朋友最好的事情是他们不会无缘无故地不停地说话
...
不不朋友们原谅你知道的小
事情我必须回家
洗头你不敢
小姐你好最快的人
活着想看我读你的整本
漫画
书想再看一遍
有什么
错了你是什么意思我不
确定它没有感觉
对，我不知道你在说什么
关于
哦，佩妮做了
这里一定是夏天很热
这里一定很热，这里很热
这里一定是夏天，这里很热
一定是
夏天，真的很可爱我刚刚做到了
你看到贫民窟的狗
百万富翁了吗哦，是的，我喜欢它
它大致是根据我的
生活和那颗明亮的小星星偷看
她今天一早就出来了，那是
金星太酷了，你真的知道
很多关于太空的事情，当你在萤火虫的
电视上播出时，你实际上在
太空中，你不是那些
真正相信那是你的人之一，你的意思是一个
的无望极客，不，那些疯了
人
怎么会是一只鹿，给我再找一只
的
，现在他他是其中之一
极客们，你相信他通常在
女人身边吗，他有煮沸的
土豆的个性，在他们里面放了一瓶啤酒，还有他的小虫
迷人的阿拉隆
就是他喝的根本不是
真正的啤酒，看看它不是酒精
啤酒，发生了什么事我不知道一些
安慰剂效应，我猜安慰剂
你说
有趣，是的，我还在这里，在哪里
我要去，我现在在火车上，你会做什么
正在寻找的是一个小木盒
位于霍布曼球体和
石英样本之间，上面有
黄铁矿霍布曼球体，它是一个可折叠的
iosi do
十面体，没有时间在
上的东西，它是我的闹钟
时钟实际上在印度，
星座的名称与您
的地方不同北斗七星，我们有大Cy
锅，你正在做这个，你现在抓住了我
你要对我做什么
拉吉，是的，看看我在看你什么
告诉我不含酒精的
[鼓掌]
啤酒嗨，我是小包装好
事情来了
在呃嘿伦纳德我可以和你谈谈
一些确定的事情吗发生什么事了，记得
几周前我和你的朋友佩妮约会了
，是的，模糊地确定你
记得那晚你去
酒吧，出丑了
试图勾搭陌生的
女人，那
好吧，呃，问题是约会没有
进行得那么顺利，太糟糕了
你我想现在要做的事情只是
收拾好身上的灰尘
忘记它并继续前进我不能这样做
为什么
不是因为我们明天再出去
对不起斯图尔特让你读新的
闪光灯不好我已经，它会敲掉
你的袜子
祝你好运让它们回来
呃无论如何我想这可能是
我最后一次和便士打了一枪，我不想
把事情搞砸了，没人愿意这样
这是我的问题，这是第二次约会
你认为她会期待
得到
身体上的呃噢天哪，嗯我最初的
反应是不，但是嗯你知道，嗯让我
考虑一下然后回复你
好吧，所以你给我打电话是的，或者
你打电话给我
太棒了，否则没有人打电话给
任何感兴趣的人佩妮现在的Sut
向她以前的suo寻求建议是的
谢谢你给我的痛苦加上字幕
Raj嘿，你想确保他得到
和 Penny 在一起的任何地方都不会危及
你和他们中的任何一个人的友谊，我在
听着，告诉他做所有的事情
你在过去 2 年里和她在一起了
年了，嘿伦纳德，嘿斯图尔特，你忙着嗯
分类伦纳德，是的，这是一个普通的
曼哈顿
项目进展顺利，今晚是我和
Penny 的约会，因为我们还没能做到通过电话
连接 是的，我很抱歉
坏了，或者电子邮件是的，不，
坏了，一切都坏了
无论如何，我只是想知道你是否有
最后一刻的建议，嗯，好吧，嗯
好吧，你知道，我
认为
便士最重要的事情就是走得非常慢
我的意思是
冰冷的好吧，你知道男人总是来
她，所以你需要把自己
分开，你知道有点害羞
不要有太多的目光接触，你
知道trater就像冷静的超然和
而且你知道
恐惧恐惧是的，就像你一样，你害怕
如果你碰她，她就会
打破正好进入我的
驾驶室，很好，很好，你们孩子们
今晚玩得开心，谢谢伦纳德，什么是
那件事
无论如何，你不知道这是什么，不是
好
AF害怕佩妮很好
狡猾，这不是坏建议，只是
不是特别
对我母亲
说的有帮助当我们为了个人
利益而欺骗时，我们会让耶稣
哭泣，我只是想让你们知道，当我
发表我的发现时，我不会忘记你们的
贡献，伟大的当然，我不能
在我的诺贝尔奖获奖感言
中提到你们，但是当我开始
写我的回忆录时，你们可以期待一个非常
热情洋溢的脚注，也许还有一个签名
复制你必须告诉他告诉我
他的瓦肯星怎么了
听说你们这些家伙正在为我计划一个派对
不是
你好吗谢尔顿坐下
如果有一个主题我就坐下
应该让你知道我不关心
卢托加或
海下是的，我们会记住这一点，我们
需要和你谈谈
在北极发生的事情，如果这是
炎热天气消失的那一晚
没有什么好尴尬的
与此无关，我们同意
不再谈论它，所以我们
一起睡觉
裸体，只是为了保持我们的核心身体
温度免于骤降
他正在为我谈论这件事
这是一个亲密的时刻
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谢尔顿，你还记得最初的几周
我们正在寻找磁单极子
但一无所获，而你
表现得像一个令人讨厌的巨人
独裁者我以为我们会对他
温柔，这就是为什么我添加了
塔特，当我们终于得到第一个
积极数据时，你很高兴哦，是的
在表情符号的世界里我是冒号
大写D
实际上你的设备
检测到的并不是
范式转变单极子的太多证据因为
来自电动开罐器
，我们打开并
[音乐]
关闭，他刚刚去了大写
哦，你篡改了我的实验，我们有
，这是防止你
成为如此巨大的
dzian的唯一方法，你看，我添加了
Enzian，伦纳德知道吗？
伦纳德是我在世界上最好的朋友
当然伦纳德实际上并不知道
是他的主意，当然这是整个
计划，
伦纳德我非常想念你，我也想念
你也想念 你不在的时候我想不到其他人
我
除了
炎热天气
的一个晚上之外故事不要问
伦纳德 伦纳德
伦纳德不要发出
声音 低声说话，不要发出
声音，这是
声音 该死的是瓦肯人
听力不好
谢尔顿·佩妮·佩妮·佩妮 哦，这是
可笑的是，你好佩妮，我意识到
你目前受到你的
原始生物冲动的支配，但由于你
一生中都面临着糟糕的
决定，我可以打断
这个
一个很高兴看到你也来吧
瓦洛维茨已经告诉我你的大骗局
你有什么话要对自己说吗
是的，我感觉很糟糕
我永远不会原谅自己，我不
期望你也这样做，如果你能给我留下
...
便士进行自我批评
和悔改
好吧，有人可以告诉我
这里发生了什么事吗
让我相信我正在科学领域取得
突破性的进步当
事实上我在
瓦洛维茨·cther聚和
你毛茸茸的小男孩
玩具的手上被喂食了虚假数据时，你是什么意思这是什么光环
晚上我不能，我太病了走
走吧这就是我们把光环之夜搬到这里的原因
看我带了我妈妈的鸡汤我
不饿不饿把他送走让他
在我买了
巴罗特的是谁是的
对普林普顿博士嗨霍华德对呃
是的我可以问你一个问题霍华德做
你喜欢角色扮演
游戏是的，事实上我是一个地牢
大师
不是今晚今晚你是送货
男人你带了汤但是呃拉吉和我
没有足够的钱付给你所以
我们必须采取其他类型的
安排恳求
请原谅你们两个弄清楚细节
我要去换一些我
不介意被扯掉我的乳白色
肉什么鬼
走开她想要新熟食而不是koser
熟食店除了你还有个女朋友，你
几周前就分手了，你为什么不说
我在等待的事情
时间，这是正确的
时间，嘿，谁准备好光环了，哦，这
就像一场噩梦
输了，他是对的，数字不稳定
我不明白哦
好伦纳德在这里
好伊丽莎白，发生了什么事
发生了什么事，你和霍华德是我的搬家
男人，拉贾是我的新房东，我
没有足够的钱支付任何
你是她建议我认为她
建议的事情是的，欢迎来到顶楼
论坛，好的，请举手，谁准备参加
，我们都会在
其他人面前赤身裸体，我
大家都
准备好，跟随我的领导，几乎呃，我们
要走到走廊，呃
戏剧性地入场哦，太好了，
当每个人都承诺跑步时，会好得多
跑跑跑别回头我以为我们
有一些
特别的东西所以你说你付不起你的
[鼓掌]
租金嘿嘿嘿Leard你能告诉我
霍华德我妹妹从来没有被吸引
他
来吧拉杰我怎么知道
她被谁吸引或被谁吸引
或者她在
...
未来可能会被谁吸引，我对这个
，因为我也对
对话没有什么贡献
对普锐斯一无所知
对男性
陪伴的偏好，因此我将重新压缩
我的
嘴唇嘿，你们觉得
昨晚我的卡普拉的新剧集怎么样？
没看到它没看到
你
在做什么我我在卡普拉之夜出去了什么
是的我真的去喝了一杯你
你去哪里了
呃幸运
鲍德温斯哦我我听说过那个地方
不是帕萨迪纳最喜欢的爱尔兰人
浇水
洞是的，你有没有遇到任何有趣的人
可能有一个混杂的红发
出价事实上我我不能我
不能我不能这样做，你肯定可以你
做得很好，非常
可信，我很抱歉 Raj 但事实
是我昨晚和 priia 在一起，不要
听他说，他仍然头晕
因为爱尔兰威士忌和腌制的
鸡蛋在他的系统中，你在做什么
与Trio我相信他们参与了库斯
但更重要的是如果伦纳德没有
放弃他的故事你会发现
你和我妹妹睡了
是的，你怎么能我们有一个包借口
我我想你怎么能她是我的妹妹
优先于 5 岁的小指
swe，我可以指出在平行的
宇宙中，你的朋友们都在说玛吉
麦加里，她听起来
很可爱，我承认我我可能已经跨越了
的界限，但来吧，拉杰你的妹妹
是一个成年女性，对她来说，我是一块
被禁止的白色
巧克力我不相信这是对我的信任的
可怕的背叛，
如果我告诉你我给了她我的
心，她有点踩在它上
有多大，她
踩得非常
很难，好吧，我
很好，好吧，拉吉，我只想说
，我从来没有背叛你的信任，不像我尊重的
伦纳德
你真的
M是出于尊重你没有
告诉拉吉他把他的
iPhone掉进
小便池里的事，我把那东西放在我的
脸上我认为一个更有趣的违反
拉吉信任的行为是当霍华德说服他
外国人在
美国人送礼物嘿我没看到你把
感恩节给
还给你的史努比雪锥机，说
都是谎言，今年的礼物
已经包装好了，只要我们
谈论背叛我们的朋友，
关于谢尔顿花了
磨碎昆虫并将它们混入
伦纳德的食物的那个月，请原谅我，这不是
的背叛，而是一种实验
确定食物
开始品尝的浓度
为了
食物中放入了飞蛾 我不敢相信你用飞蛾嘴亲吻了我的
科学，你在我的
妹妹
我不敢相信你用了谢尔顿的
牙刷，你用的是我的牙刷，不是
刷子，只是一点橡皮
给我的牙齿挑选食物和
按摩我的
牙龈，好吧我我我我认为可以肯定地说
我们都做了一些我们
并不特别自豪
的事情，但来吧，我们是朋友朋友
忽略彼此的小过失
记录下来霍华德我很抱歉
弄坏了我们的
P谢谢你，我对你的
手机和
感恩节感到抱歉，当我们在做这件事时，只要我们道歉
就不必在7月
4日洗我们的衣服
...
，你 谢尔顿，我很抱歉我用了你的
牙刷，我很抱歉，但是
的行为已经过分了，不能被
容忍，我们不再是
朋友了，我给你买一辆会说话的托马斯
坦克引擎来过感恩节，真正的
吸食
烟
是的
对，但我在看着你
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哦
上帝哦
上帝
哦好吧，看看这从来没有发生过，你
理解我吗
真的还是不能和
我你在做什么
我说的是你在这里做什么
我住在这里我有文件说
不同公关要回到印度
无关紧要rajes 和我有一件好事
要去，你不会毁了它
你在做什么
我整夜没睡，我和 Bernardet 吵架了
为什么她给了我一个
漂亮的
手表猪油，你明白吗
这是跟
[掌声]
他该死的
发生了什么事
哦，它不是它看起来的样子
就像它看起来怎么样
[音乐]
就像你得到这个 nextmen 呃
是的，这是第 21 期第一个
地狱男爵的出现我知道我已经
寻找它很多年了抱歉，嘿，如果我
假装搭讪你，我可以分散
你的注意力吗？偷偷溜走
是的，但你会使用你的超能力
...
该死的，我的氪星人
父亲禁止我这样做
所以我是爱丽丝，好吧伦纳德，你
非常可爱伦纳德，也谢谢你
不要继续采取
它不不不不我我做了邪恶的你会
开放交易呃是的，我猜
好吧，这是我的
号码，打电话给我，对不起，棕榈有点小
汗，那是什么
字爱丽丝哦，写下你的名字，让
比
阴茎更有意义
后来我刚刚看到你在漫画书店搭上了一个女孩
，因为如果你这么做了
把你的照片贴在
英雄的墙上，不，我不认为我搭上了她
除了我有女朋友之外，它没有
不管怎样，这是有史以来最亲密的人
来吧，你要上墙了，我的
看看吉姆·李画的我，两年前
在
动漫展上，你穿什么衣服好
知道这是
动漫展，我是来自
雷猫的狮子，哇，你一定已经这么晚了
不，但杰西卡·阿尔芭确实擦了我的脸
毛茸茸的
肚子想看漫画，你在
开玩笑，你有自己的书，是的，它
是根据我的生活改编的
很酷哦，看看你在
和一个穿着
Chewbacca
服装上半身的男人做爱，你认为但是
不，你很有才华，这真的是
你干得好
这样做我可以用我的评论换取你的
地狱男爵你可以拥有我的
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汽车该死的我不能我不能我不能做
这就是我的舌头钉，因为如果那
吓坏了你，你就会真正的
稍后惊喜不不不我我我
做不到，相信我，我真的很想
，但我有一个
女朋友，你开玩笑的，你很酷
，你和我只是朋友，对吧，我
不相信，我不相信，
部分太愚蠢了，我一度以为我
是一个好人，但你只是另一个
混蛋哦，不，你错了
不，我要成为一个混蛋
但我自己停止了
，我仍然是一个好人，所以我要
传递性爱，但是呃你应该
知道这不是对你的
性感的评论，而是对我的
善良的评论，这是我的超能力
我是我是我就像船长好
伙计，没关系，你做了正确的
件事
[音乐]
白痴，你怎么还起床，结婚不到24小时，我怎么可能
睡觉
而我的妻子不和
我说话，也许你可以用一种
更积极的角度来思考这件事
有一天，你成功做到了
需要几十年的时间
实现嘿嘿，你睡不着
当然不是我也不是，但我
只是我的
喉咙发痒，不是深刻的婚姻
问题我们该怎么办，我不知道
知道请告诉我如何解决它，我
很高兴你
询问，因为我看到有一个简单的解决方案
你的嘴唇与
另一个女人的嘴唇有一个舞姿，
恢复平衡似乎是合乎逻辑的关系
你应该找另一个男人和他一起磨蹭
，我所说的磨蹭是指一些
硬核的嘴对嘴
动作好吧，这是最愚蠢的事情
我听说过实际上认为他在
到
一些事情，你不能认真，因为
我搞砸了，和一个女孩亲热了
你要做的与
随机的人一样，我目前单身
，这是真的，你
正在发生
发生的事情，我会告诉你
正在发生什么，我正在挽救我最好朋友的
[掌声]
婚姻，呃，佩妮，你想看看这个
，是的，好吧，只要看看
这里，如果你想拍一张
照片，只需推一下那个按钮
好吧，哦，那是什么，水星，我
真的很渴望
水星，我认为
水星可见，但要努力
让我喜欢在
星球上的水星，哦，有一些模糊的东西，
你的青少年
年
不，是的，闭嘴，我想我真的看到了
什么东西哦，它可能只是你的
睫毛，它不是睫毛，好吧，呃
拍张照片让我们看看，好吧
在这里，我确实看到一些东西告诉你什么
它是什么，我不知道，也许它是一颗彗星
那太酷了，你们想
看到一颗真正的星星，看看我
刚刚的东西
被帕顿·奥斯瓦尔特的兄弟转发
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伙计们，嘿，猜猜昨晚那确实是一颗
彗星，结果
之前没有人看到过它，哇真的看看
我发现了一颗彗星，你说啥
意思是你发现得很好，我就是那个
在我的望远镜中看到它的人
定位你所做的就是查看它
好吧，你们都发现了它，你可以将
你们的名字都写在注册表上
实际上我们不能为什么不，因为当我
填写它时，它要求输入
发现者的名字并输入 Rajesh Kali
因为因为这就是我，
这就是我所做的，你在开玩笑吗
好吧，他是一个知道这是一颗
彗星的人，不，他不知道，他以为那是
睫毛，而你以为那是模糊的
条纹，我的意思是，你知道
彗星是什么吗？是的，我首先看到
的东西，老实说，我不认为
有资格作为一个发现，但我拍了
照片，因为我告诉你喜欢
猴子拍照片是为了发现
彗星，对不起
他不是说猴子滚出我的公寓
她不是说
实际上我认为她做到了你应该去
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embodiment ɪmˈbɒd.i.mənt C1 |
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resemblance rɪˈzem.bləns B2 |
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wrath rɒθ C2 |
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catalyst ˈkæt.əl.ɪst C2 |
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valedictorian ˌvæl.ə.dɪkˈtɔː.ri.ən C2 |
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prestigious presˈtɪdʒ.əs B2 |
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off-putting ˌɒfˈpʊt.ɪŋ C1 |
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syphilitic ˌsɪf.əˈlɪt.ɪk C2 |
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betrayed bɪˈtreɪd B2 |
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incandescent ˌɪn.kænˈdes.ənt C2 |
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lackey ˈlæk.i C2 |
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recapitulate ˌriː.kəˈpɪtʃ.ə.leɪt C2 |
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rescind rɪˈsɪnd C2 |
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incessantly ɪnˈses.ənt.li C1 |
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jeopardizing ˈdʒep.ə.daɪz.ɪŋ C1 |
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effusive ɪˈfjuː.sɪv C2 |
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obnoxious əbˈnɒk.ʃəs B2 |
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repentance rɪˈpen.təns C2 |
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promiscuous prəˈmɪs.kju.əs C2 |
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plausible ˈplɔː.zə.bəl B2 |
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