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[中文]

准备，一、二、三、四！

“这就是你想要的吗？”主题曲

还不错。

大家猜猜看，什么？

外星人存在。

你知道这意味着什么。

我要采访Gaby了！

对于那些不经常看视频的朋友们来说，

基本上，

当Gaby采访我的时候，

我们说，

在评论区写“外星人存在”，如果你想

让Allison采访Gaby，

结果有这么多人相信外星人，

所以我们就要这么做了。

who believe in aliens that

JBU主题曲响起

在接下来的采访中，

我不会是Allison Raskin，

你的挚友和知己。

那么你会是谁？

So who will you be?

(一起) Therese。

我喜欢你的红头发，Therese。

谢谢，我是一个“名人基佬”。

是的！Therese，以防你忘了，

是一位“名人基佬”记者，

嗯，有着红头发。

是的，我问那些尖锐的问题。

哦，让我进入角色。

是的，拜托，我想见Therese。

(小声说) 我的父母都很好

而且我有一只猫。

首先，Gabrielle Dunn，

很高兴认识你。

Gabrielle太正式了。

我只想说我喜欢你和你女朋友

Allison Raskin一起做的vlog频道。

是的！这是一个vlog频道，嗯，

Yeah! It's a vlog channel, uh,

Allison是我的女朋友。

好的。

你和twenty one pilots的Josh Dunn是亲戚吗？

嗯，不是，但很奇怪，因为

我哥哥的名字叫Josh Dunn。

所以你是和他有关系的？

我和Josh Dunn有关系，但我不是…

这就是我问的，

这就是我刚才问的。

你更喜欢谁：

男人还是女人？

都不喜欢。

你不喜欢男人或女人？

没有。

双性恋是真实的吗？

是的，双性恋是真实的，

你不必更喜欢其中一方。

如果你喜欢女性哪怕只有5%，

If you like women even 5%,

你也可以称自己为双性恋。

“双性恋”只是意味着你对

所有性别都持开放态度。

就像，好吧，这里有一个有趣的

游戏我们可以玩。

嗯，你更喜欢什么：

红色还是蓝色？

都不喜欢，紫色。

(Allison沮丧地翻白眼)

你经常抱怨

没钱。

你为什么

不赚钱呢？

我抱怨没钱

是因为我以前没钱，

现在我拥有人生中

最多的钱，

虽然可能仍然不多，

可能吧，和其他

那些生活得更

负责任的人相比。

我认为，你知道，谈论

你的财务困境很重要，

因为这是一个非常令人孤立的话题。

但是你现在有钱吗？

有一些，现在有一些钱，是的，

可能还不够。

那你为什么一直抱怨？

我只是喜欢抱怨。

你还在BuzzFeed工作吗？

不，我没有，我没有在

BuzzFeed工作的时间比

我在BuzzFeed工作的时间还长。

你为什么要辞掉BuzzFeed的工作？

看起来是那么棒的公司。

我想拥有事业。

但是…你不想在BuzzFeed

拥有事业吗？

不，但是你在BuzzFeed做的任何事情

他们都拥有，我认为让

我创作的知识产权

归我所有是最好的。

随便吧，我喜欢

Try Guys。

你和Broad City有什么不同？

因为我们是两个不同的人。

什么？

就像，我们不是他们。

但是，对，但是…

你们就像，

两个犹太女孩是最好的朋友

而她们也是两个犹太女孩

是最好的朋友，她们

有一个电视节目。

是的，我觉得她们更像

“一对同胞”，而我们

更像一对欢喜冤家。

我和我的伴侣Allison，

更像一对欢喜冤家。

就像，嗯，你知道…

请不要碰我。

抱歉，我应该问一下…

我是一名记者。

Therese，我觉得你很喜欢我。

我才不喜欢，我没有看过一个

JBU视频。

我不认为那是真的。

我只看过你在BuzzFeed的作品。

at BuzzFeed.

哦，你看了？

老实说，大多数人

都说，比你的个人作品更好。

说得对。

你真的多角恋吗，

还是只是为了节目才这么做的？

我实际上是多角恋，是的。

I am actually polyamorous, yeah.

这意味着我会和多个人约会。

恶！

还在这个页面上…

是的！我要说，

你在做什么？

你爱Allison吗？

是的。

不，我的意思是，像，

浪漫的爱。

你爱…？

我明白了你的问题。

Therese，你似乎对

我的回答很生气。

我才不生气，我不会生气

因为我是一个客观的记者。

看起来你很在意

这件事，就像

Allison Raskin一样。

我为什么会？

我不是Allison。

(结巴) 你要再次把

头发染成紫色吗？

那是我的最爱。

太奇怪了！通常，

是名人感到生气

然后走开。

不，没关系，就像…

我只是，就像，我以为当我们

坐下来的时候，你会

对我诚实，而

显然，你有所保留，

你没有给出真实的答案

因为我知道

你实际上并不

爱上Allison。

你这么肯定…怎么知道？

因为你是Allison？

不，我是Therese！

但是我和Allison先谈过了，

我本来要发表采访

她的，但是每个人都说，

“我们更想看另一位。”

哦，我以前也听过。

(猛地合上书)

Allison，Allison！

(惊吓) 哦！怎么样了？

一个记者刚刚来这里，

她很生气！

为什么！？

因为我没有如实回答

她的问题。

她为什么不问

采访Allison？

哦，是那个…嗯…有什么响声。

(笑着) 我得走了。

(悲伤地啜泣)

JBU结束主题曲响起

感谢您的支持

和对外星人的信仰。

认为它们不存在是愚蠢的。

同意。

Agreed.

罗斯威尔是一场掩盖。

我知道你相信这一点，

你有没有去过罗斯威尔？

没有，但我写了一篇90页的

研究论文。

你应该去。

听着，事情是这样的：

我不是说那一定是

外星人，但那一定是

一场掩盖。

为了外星人。

对。

好的。

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[英语]

A-one, two, three, four

"Is This What You Want?" theme

Pretty good.

Guys, guess what?

Aliens exist.

You know what that means.

I'm gonna interview Gaby!

For anyone who isn't, like,

a very frequent viewer, basically,

when Gaby interviewed me,

we said,

"Write 'aliens exist' in the

comments section if you want

Allison to interview Gaby,

and there were so many people

who believe in aliens that

we're gonna do it.

JBU theme plays

For the following interview,

I will not be Allison Raskin,

your best friend and confidant.

So who will you be?

(together) Therese.

I love your red hair, Therese.

Thank you, I'm a "cele-sbian".

Yeah! Therese, in case you forgot,

is a "cele-sbian" reporter,

uh, with red hair.

Yeah, I ask the tough questions.

Oh, let me get into character.

Yeah, please, I need to meet Therese.

(whispering) My parents are okay

and I have a cat.

First off, Gabrielle Dunn,

it's just a pleasure to meet you.

Gabrielle is so formal.

I just want to start by saying

that I love your vlog channel

with your girlfriend, Allison Raskin.

Yeah! It's a vlog channel, uh,

and Allison is my girlfriend.

Ok.

Are you related to Josh Dunn from twenty one pilots?

Uh, no, but it's weird because

my older brother is named Josh Dunn.

So you are related to him?

I am related to Josh Dunn, but I'm not...

That's what I asked,

that's what I just asked.

Who do you like more:

men or women?

Neither.

You don't like men or women?

No.

Is bisexuality real?

Yes, bisexuality is real,

and you don't have to like

one or the other better.

If you like women even 5%,

you can call yourself bisexual.

"Bisexual" just means you're open

to all genders.

Like, ok, here's a fun

game we can play.

Um, what do you like more:

red or blue?

Neither, purple.

(Allison "fff"s in frustration)

You often complain about

not having money.

Why are you not

making any money?

I complain about not having money

because I used to not have money,

now I have the most money

I've ever had in my life,

although it's still not that much,

probably, compared to other

people who have been more

responsible in their lives.

I think it's, you know, important to talk

about your financial troubles

because it's a very isolating topic.

But you have money?

Some, some money now, yeah,

probably not enough.

So why are you complaining all the time?

I just love to complain.

Do you still work at BuzzFeed?

No, I haven't, I haven't worked at

BuzzFeed for longer than I

have ever worked at BuzzFeed.

Why would you quit working at BuzzFeed?

It seems like the coolest company.

I wanted to have a career.

But...don't you want to have

a career at BuzzFeed?

No, but when anything you make at BuzzFeed

they own, and I thought it was best

to have the intellectual property

that I was making be my own.

Whatever, I love

the Try Guys.

How are you different from Broad City?

'Cause we're two different people.

What?

Like, we're not them.

But, right, but like...

you guys are like,

two Jewish girls who are best friends

and they're two Jewish girls

who are best friends who

have a TV show.

Yeah, see, I think they're more of

a "peas-in-a-pod", and we're

more of an odd couple.

Me and my partner, Allison,

are more of an odd couple.

Like, uh, you know...

Please don't touch me.

Sorry, I should've asked...

I'm a reporter.

Therese, I feel like you're a big fan.

I'm not, I haven't seen a

single JBU video.

I don't think that's true.

I only watched your work

at BuzzFeed.

Oh, you did?

Which, honestly, most people

say, is better than your personal work.

That's fair.

Are you actually polyamorous,

or is that just something you do

for the channel?

I am actually polyamorous, yeah.

It means I'd date multiple people.

Ew!

Still on this page...

Yeah! I was going to say,

what are you doing?

Are you in love with Allison?

Yeah.

No, I mean, like,

romantic love.

Are you in love with...?

I understood the question.

Therese, you seem quite upset

by my answers.

I'm not upset, I don't get upset

because I'm an objective journalist.

It seems like you are taking

this personally, the way

one Allison Raskin might.

Why would I?

I'm not Allison.

(stammers) Are you going to dye

your hair purple again?

That was my favorite one.

So weird! Usually, it's the

celebrity who gets upset

and walks off.

No, it's fine, it's like...

I just, like, I thought that when

we sat down, you would be

honest with me, and

obviously, you're keeping your guard up,

and you're not giving real answers

because I know for a fact

that you're not romantically

in love with Allison.

You know that for a fact...how?

Because you are Allison?

No, I'm Therese!

But I talked to Allison first,

and I was going to publish the interview

with her, but everyone said,

"We'd rather have the other one."

Oh, I've heard that before.

(slams book)

Allison, Allison!

(startled) Oh! How'd it go?

A journalist was just here and

she got so mad!

Why!?

Because I wasn't answering

her questions truthfully.

Why didn't she ask

to interview me?

Oh, is it that...um...something's ringing.

(laughing) I gotta go.

(Sobs dejectedly)

JBU end theme plays

Thank you for your support

and belief in aliens.

It's dumb not to think

they're out there.

Agreed.

Roswell was a cover-up.

I know that you believe that,

have you ever gone to Roswell?

No, but I did a 90-page

research paper on it.

You should go.

Listen, here's the thing:

I'm not saying that it was

definitely an alien, but it was

definitely a cover-up.

For an alien.

Right.

'Kay.

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重点词汇

词汇	含义
interview /ˈɪntərvjuː/ B1	verb - 采访 (cǎifǎng) noun - 采访 (cǎifǎng)
alien /ˈeɪliən/ A2	noun - 外星人 (wàixīngrén)
believe /bɪˈliːv/ A2	verb - 相信 (xiāngxìn)
reporter /rɪˈpɔːrtər/ B1	noun - 记者 (jìzhě)
formal /ˈfɔːrməl/ B1	adjective - 正式的 (zhèngshì de)
girlfriend /ˈɡɜːrlfrɛnd/ A2	noun - 女朋友 (nǚpéngyou)
related /rɪˈleɪtɪd/ B1	adjective - 相关的 (xiāngguān de)
bisexual /baɪˈsɛksjuəl/ B2	adjective - 双性恋 (shuāngxìngliàn)
gender /ˈdʒɛndər/ B2	noun - 性别 (xìngbié)
financial /faɪˈnænʃəl/ B2	adjective - 财务的 (cáiwù de)
troubles /ˈtrʌbl̩z/ A2	noun - 麻烦 (máfan)
career /kəˈrɪər/ B1	noun - 职业 (zhíyè)
property /ˈprɒpəti/ B1	noun - 财产 (cáichǎn)
intellectual /ɪntəˈlɛktʃuəl/ C1	adjective - 智力的 (zhìlì de)
polyamorous /ˌpɒliˈæmərəs/ C1	adjective - 多偶制的 (duō'ǒu zhì de)
objective /əbˈdʒɛktɪv/ B2	adjective - 客观的 (kèguān de)
journalist /ˈdʒɜːrnəlɪst/ B1	noun - 记者 (jìzhě)