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[中文]

原来孩子们给杰里米准备了一个恶作剧。

你尝过炸泡菜吗？

真难吃。

(欢快的音乐)

这是一个恶作剧！

(轻松愉快的音乐)

[凯勒布]哦。

[杰里米] 到底发生了什么？

我不知道。

我们都贴上胡子了。

[杰里米] 你们都贴上胡子了。

[劳拉] 我贴上胡子了。

[杰里米] 你们觉得是牙仙做的吗？

不，爸爸。——不，你们。

这是一个恶作剧。

[杰里米] 愚人节！

这就是愚人节。

[杰里米] 愚人节。

我想再看看我的胡子。

愚人节！

天哪！

我也得到了一小撮胡子。

我也得到了一小撮胡子。

我也假装的，你也是假的，你有一撮。

现在我们都有胡子了。

妈妈也有吗？

[杰里米] 也许我们需要给她也贴一个。

我们是怎么醒来的——

[劳拉] 是啊！

给妈妈贴一个吧。

[杰里米] 还有珍娜呢？

是啊！

好吧，你们想把胡子擦掉吗？

不！——是啊。

[杰里米] 好吧，我们去吃早餐吧

带着我们的胡子。

[孩子们] 是啊！

我喜欢留胡子。

我也喜欢。

伊丽丝，我的朋友们会说，

哦，你留胡子了。

而你才五岁。

你为什么要留胡子？

听起来人们会说，

你为什么留胡子？

你是个女孩。

女孩不留胡子。

我的朋友们说，我留胡子了。

我说我不需要胡子。

像爸爸一样。

所以有一些剪刀，女孩们需要用它来去除头发

因为如果她们不拔掉头发，头发就会长出来。

不，我不认为女孩们是这样做的。

我想她们只是剪掉腿上的毛。

她们剪掉腿？

哎呦！

不，她们剪掉腿上的毛，

而不是脸上的毛。

[肯德拉] 你在做什么？

我在给她拍嗝。

[肯德拉] 你在给她拍嗝。

你们在做一起的肚子时间吗？

[劳拉] 嗯哼。

[肯德拉] 拍嗝的时候要轻点。

[劳拉] 嗨，珍娜。

[肯德拉] 那是珍娜。

是的，我们今天早上醒了。

[肯德拉] 她今天早上醒了，不是吗？

[劳拉] 嗯哼。

[肯德拉] 你真是个好姐姐。

谢谢。

所以我们家有一只蜘蛛。

凯勒布帮我处理了它，

因为当杰里米不在的时候，

凯勒布通常会跳起来跑，然后说“我想杀死它！”

它是怎么进我们家的？

[肯德拉] 只是蜘蛛。

有时候蜘蛛会进我们家。

它是不是爬进我们家的？

[肯德拉] 我不知道它是怎么进来的。

劳拉，你觉得蜘蛛怎么样？

你喜欢它们吗？

不，它们真难吃。

[肯德拉] 谢谢你救了我们。

是啊，我们可以吃点零食吗？

[肯德拉] 你洗手了吗？

是的，我洗了。

好吧，我要去拿我们的下一个恶作剧。

你尝过炸泡菜吗？

所以几周前我

吃了这些炸泡菜，

我很惊讶它们看起来

(欢快的音乐)

(店员在后台说话)

谢谢。——祝你愉快。

是的。

[凯勒布] 天哪。

所以杰里米出去给孩子们买了麦当劳。

他能直接把午餐带回家真是太好了。

麦当劳。

有很多。

天哪，里面还有泡菜。

是啊。

这是个恶作剧吗？

[杰里米] 那些是麦当劳的鸡块。

看。

麦当劳把泡菜放进你的鸡块了吗？

来，尝尝其他的，太疯狂了。

孩子们，这太奇怪了，来，尝尝其他的。

但是，我看到了绿色！

哦，他们一定有什么特别的恶作剧。

(肯德拉笑)

她骗我们了。

她就像我会把泡菜拿出来的。

[以撒] 哦，这行得通。

这很好。

所以有一家餐厅，孩子们，

他们做炸泡菜。

我们想在愚人节恶作剧你。

[肯德拉] 愚人节。

愚人节。

[肯德拉] 你觉得炸泡菜怎么样？

最糟糕的东西。

[肯德拉] 最糟糕的东西。

难吃。

而且我在这里面发现了泡菜。

[肯德拉] 人们真的很喜欢它。

你知道谁喜欢这个吗？

你的阿姨米歇尔——她喜欢炸泡菜。

是的，我们点了炸泡菜。

当你蘸上牧场酱或番茄酱时，它们并不难吃。

[肯德拉] 或者如果你没有

期望它是鸡肉。

是的。

这是一个很好的恶作剧。

[杰里米] 谢谢。

所以，我昨晚给孩子们做了布朗尼，

因为我知道我们要

做炸泡菜，

我想他们应该得到一点奖励。

你们想要在上面撒上糖屑吗？

[孩子们] 是啊。

[肯德拉] 好的，什么种类的糖屑？

[以撒] 糖屑是什么？

只要足够。

我准备好迎接另一个恶作剧了。

[肯德拉] 这是，闻闻。

只是巧克力糖霜。——我想闻闻。

也许她在骗我们。

它甚至可能不是。

我知道。

好吧，你认为它是便便吗？

[以撒] 是啊。

凯勒布对经典的便便布朗尼恶作剧很怀疑。

坐下，转过身。

[以撒] 那是真的吗？

好吧，我们去给每个人倒点饮料。

闻闻。

[凯勒布] 你放了泡菜进去。

我没有放泡菜————泡菜在布朗尼里。

我没有放泡菜进去。

好吧，这是一个新配方，所以我想你们

一起尝尝。

[杰里米] 好吧，开始吧。

我也吃一口。

[男孩] 天哪。

我不能吃它！

是泡沫。

这是一个恶作剧！——吃一口。

这是一个恶作剧！

[杰里米] 肯德拉把这些海绵切碎了

然后把巧克力糖霜涂在上面。

[凯勒布] 谢谢妈妈给我们泡沫。

这真的是巧克力糖霜。

你觉得怎么样，伙伴？

我不能吃它。

但是我们可以舔它。

我拿了一块海绵，然后涂上巧克力糖霜。

你们不必舔它。

为什么要把布朗尼扔掉，这样我们就不能吃了？

[肯德拉] 因为那些

不是真正的布朗尼。

你想要真正的布朗尼吗？

它们很脆，脆脆的，

[肯德拉] 所以你想要一个不是那样的吗？

你想要一个真正的吗？

是的。

那不是软的。

[肯德拉] 好的，那不是软的。

哦，你真是个可爱的女孩。

(欢快的音乐)

太棒了。

给你，亲爱的。

我做了这个游戏。

你必须尝试逃离冲锋队

并获得米诺克斯。

[肯德拉] 所以我们找到一个编码网站

有一个星球大战游戏。

它会带你完成一系列谜题

教你关于编码，然后

你可以用代码建立你自己的游戏。

以撒建立了一个很酷的游戏。

[杰里米] 所以这是这里的代码

让游戏运行吗？

(明亮的经典音乐)

你在指甲上画小图案。

[伊丽丝] 嗯哼，我

正在尝试画一个心。

[杰里米] 看起来像

别人也在编码。

你玩得开心吗？

We have a prank ready?

我们有一些要告诉你的。

我们准备好恶作剧了？

给谁？

你不能告诉我。

你最好小心。

[杰里米] 他们会

剪掉我的头发或者——

不。——不要给他们主意。

- So apparently the kids have a prank planned for Jeremy.

所以孩子们给杰里米准备了一个恶作剧。

所以我被指示拿一大碗水

This should be fun.

Cubby, what's going on?

- We're gonna be going outside

并把它给他们。

这应该很有趣。

卡比，发生了什么？

我们要出去

[肯德拉] 好吧，你们在外面玩得开心。

[劳拉] 好的。

但是我们需要爸爸。

是的，爸爸来了。

他们认为他们要恶作剧我。

一点也不明显。

[肯德拉] 他们让杰里米

把一大碗水

拿到外面，放到秋千上，

这样他们就可以喂蠕虫了。

[肯德拉] 那些非常口渴的蠕虫。

carry that water for 'em Jeremy?

为什么不让

你为你的孩子做的事情。

[肯德拉] 你应该从去年得到它。

我知道。

[以撒] 愚人节是什么？

(尖叫)

[杰里米] 这是一场意外的恶作剧。

玩得开心。——是的。

再见。——再见。

(滑稽的音乐)

[凯勒布] 我在找蠕虫。

[伊丽丝] 我也是！

[杰里米] 这对你来说会很有教育意义。

给你水。

就在这里。

是的，我们要把你推下去。

[以撒] 不要抓住。

(笑)

(杰里米在笑中喃喃自语)

好冷。

(笑)

[肯德拉] 等等，你们

必须说愚人节！

[孩子们] 愚人节。

你们是

最狡猾的骗子。

- We have one more thing. - We have to push you off.

坐回去，坐回去。

[杰里米] 为什么？

我们还有一件事。——我们要把你推下去。

哦，它又湿又冷。

爸爸脱了短裤。

[肯德拉笑]

这太有趣了。

随着孩子们长大，

杰里米和我将不得不小心。

我感觉我们肯定会被恶作剧。

我们试图两次把他推下去，

没有成功，所以我让伊丽丝，嗯——

[肯德拉] 倒水？

倒水，然后我们就可以一起推了。

[肯德拉] 玩得开心。

[以撒] 是啊！

(杰里米在慢动作中尖叫)

[劳拉] 晚安，J House 结束。

[英语]

- So apparently, the kids have a prank planned for Jeremy.

- Have you ever tried fried pickles?

- Yucky.

(happy music)

- It's a prank!

(playful music)

- [Caleb] Oh.

- [Jeremy] So what happened?

- I don't know.

- We got mustached.

- [Jeremy] You got mustached.

- [Laura] I got mustached.

- [Jeremy] Do you guys think the tooth fairy did it?

- No, Daddy. - No, you guys.

It's a prank.

- [Jeremy] April fools!

- This is the April fools.

- [Jeremy] April fools.

- I wanna see my mustache again.

- April fools!

Oh my!

- I get my own little mustache.

- I get my own little mustache.

- I fake too, you're fake, you have one.

Now we all have mustaches.

Does Mom have one?

- [Jeremy] Maybe we need to go give her one.

- How did we wake up--

- [Laura] Yeah!

Let's get Mom one.

- [Jeremy] And Janae?

- Yeah!

- Okay, do you guys wanna clean off your mustaches?

- No! - Yeah.

- [Jeremy] Alright, let's go eat breakfast

with our mustaches on.

- [Kids] Yeah!

- I like having a mustache.

- I do too.

Elise, my friends are gonna be like,

oh you have a mustache.

And you're only five.

Why would you have one?

- Sounds like people would be like,

why do you have a mustache?

You're a girl.

Girls don't have mustaches.

- And my friends say, I have mustache.

And I say I don't need mustache.

Like Daddy.

- So there's clippers that girls have to take off hair

because they can grow one if they don't rip off the hair.

- No I don't think that's how girls do it.

I think they just cut their legs.

- They cut their legs off?

Ouch!

- No, they cut their hairs off their legs,

not like do their face.

- [Kendra] Whatcha doin'?

- I'm burping her.

- [Kendra] You're burping her.

Are you guys doing some tummy time together?

- [Laura] Um hmm.

- [Kendra] Well be soft with those burps.

- [Laura] Hi Janae.

- [Kendra] There's Janaenae.

- Yep, we woke up this morning.

- [Kendra] She did wake up this morning, didn't she?

- [Laura] Um hmm.

- [Kendra] You're such a nice big sister.

- Thanks.

- So there was just a spider in our house.

And Caleb took care of it for me,

'cause when Jeremy's not around,

Caleb usually jumps up and runs and says "I wanna kill it!"

- How did that get in our house?

- [Kendra] It's just spiders.

Sometimes spiders get in our house.

- Did it crawl into our house

- [Kendra] I don't know how it got in.

Laura, what do you think of spiders?

Do you like 'em?

- No, they're yucky.

- [Kendra] Thanks for saving us.

- Yeah, can we have a snack?

- [Kendra] Did you wash your hands?

- Yeah, I did.

- Alright, I'm coming to pick up our next prank.

Have you ever tried fried pickles?

So a couple weeks ago I had these fried pickles

and it surprised me how much they looked

like chicken nuggets.

(happy music)

(worker speaks off mic)

Thanks. - Have a great day.

- Yep.

- [Caleb] Oh my.

- So Jeremy went out and grabbed McDonald's for the kids.

So nice to have him just bring lunch home.

- That McDonald's.

There's plenty.

- Oh my gosh, there's even pickles in it.

- Yeah.

- Is this a prank?

- [Jeremy] Those are chicken nuggets from McDonald's.

Look.

McDonald's put a pickle in your chicken nugget?

Here, try a different one, that's crazy.

You guys, that is weird, here, try a different one.

- But I see green!

- Oh, they must have a certain thing they do for a prank.

(Kendra laughs)

- She got us.

She's like I'll pull the pickle out.

- [Isaac] Oh, that works.

- That's good.

- So there's a restaurant, you guys,

that makes fried pickles.

And we thought we would prank you for April fools.

- [Kendra] April fools.

- April fools.

- [Kendra] So what do you think of fried pickles?

- Worst thing ever.

- [Kendra] Worst thing ever.

- Yucky.

- And I got pickles inside of this.

- [Kendra] People really like it.

Do you know who likes this?

Your Aunt Michelle loves the fried pickles.

- Yes, we ordered fried pickles.

They're not bad when you dip 'em in ranch or ketchup.

- [Kendra] Or if you're not expecting it to be chicken.

- Yeah.

- That was a good prank.

- [Jeremy] Thanks.

- So I made the kids brownies last night,

because I knew we were going to be doing the fried pickles

and I thought they deserved a little treat.

So I even put chocolate frosting on them,

which I don't usually do, but it is delicious.

Do you guys want sprinkles on it?

- [Kids] Yeah.

- [Kendra] Okay, what kinda sprinkles?

- [Isaac] What's the kind?

- Just enough.

- I am ready for another prank.

- [Kendra] This is, smell it.

It's just chocolate frosting. - I wanna smell it.

- Maybe she's tricking us.

It might not even.

- I know.

- Alright, you think it's poo?

- [Isaac] Yeah.

- Caleb's suspicious about the classic poop brownie prank.

- Sit down, turn around.

- [Isaac] Was that a real one?

- Okay, let's get everybody some drinks.

Smell it.

- [Caleb] You put pickles in it.

- I did not put pickles - Pickles in the brownies.

- I did not put pickles in it.

Okay, it's a new recipe, so I'm gonna want you guys

to all try it together.

- [Jeremy] Alright, have at it.

- I'll take a bite too.

- [Boy] Oh, my gosh.

- I can't eat it!

- It's foam.

- It's a prank! - Take a bite.

- It's a prank!

- [Jeremy] So Kendra cut up these sponges

and then put chocolate frosting on them.

- [Caleb] Thank you Mom for giving us foam.

- It's really chocolate frosting.

What do you think buddy?

- Well I can't eat it.

But we can lick it.

- I took a sponge and I frosted it with chocolate frosting.

You guys don't have to lick it.

- Why did you throw the brownies away so we can't eat 'em?

- [Kendra] Because those weren't the real brownies.

Do you want some real brownies?

- Yes, so they're so crunchy, crunch, crunchy

and not squishy.

- [Kendra] So you want one that's not that way?

Do you want a real one?

- Yeah.

That's not squishy.

- [Kendra] Okay, that's not squishy.

Oh you are so sweet little girl.

(happy music)

- Awesome.

- Here you go sweetheart.

- I made this game.

So you have to try to get away from the storm troopers

and get the minox.

- [Kendra] So we found a coding website

that has a Star Wars game.

And it takes you through a series of puzzles

to teach you about coding first

and then you get to build your own game with the code.

Isaac built a pretty cool game.

- [Jeremy] So is this the code over here

that makes the game?

(bright classic music)

You're doing little designs on your nails.

- [Elise] Um hmm, I'm trying to do a heart.

- [Jeremy] Looks like someone else is coding.

You having fun?

Caleb is so focused.

- And we have something to tell you.

We have a prank ready?

- For who?

- Dad.

- [Jeremy] You can't tell me.

- You better watch out.

You're gonna get pranked. - Caleb's.

- [Jeremy] They're gonna like cut my hair off or--

- No. - Don't give 'em ideas.

- It's outside.

- So apparently the kids have a prank planned for Jeremy.

So I was instructed to get a large bowl of water

and give it to them.

This should be fun.

Cubby, what's going on?

- We're gonna be going outside

and Dad's gonna sit on the swing

and we're gonna let go with one hand

and dump it on his head.

And then we're gonna push him off.

- [Kendra] Alright, you guys have fun outside.

- [Laura] Okay.

- But we'll need Daddy.

- Yeah, Dad's coming.

- They think they're trying to prank me.

It's not obvious, at all.

- [Kendra] They asked Jeremy

to carry this large bowl of water outside to the swing,

so they could feed the worms.

- Very thirsty worms out there.

- [Kendra] Yep, why don't you

carry that water for 'em Jeremy?

- The things you do because you love your children.

- [Kendra] You deserve it from last year.

- I know.

- [Kendra] Issac, what is April Fool's Day?

- It's on a day. (screams)

(laughing)

- [Jeremy] That was an unplanned prank.

- Have fun. - Yep.

- Bye. - See ya.

(comical music)

- [Caleb] I'm looking for worms.

- [Elise] Me too!

- [Jeremy] It'll be educational for you.

Here's the water for you.

- Right here.

- Yeah, we're gonna push you.

- [Isaac] Don't hold on.

(laughing)

(Jeremy babbles through laughing)

- It's so cold.

(laughing)

- [Kendra] Wait, you guys have to say April fools!

- [Kids] April fools.

- You guys are the trickiest tricksters, ever.

- Wait, sit back on, sit back on.

- [Jeremy] Why?

- We have one more thing. - We have to push you off.

(laughing)

- I'm not getting pushed off.

Oh, it's so wet and cold.

- Daddy has his short off.

(Kendra laughs)

- Well that was hilarious.

As the kids get older though,

Jeremy and I are gonna have to watch out.

I have a feeling we will definitely get pranked.

- We're gonna push him off and then dump.

We tried two times to push him off,

it wouldn't work, so I just had Elise, um--

- [Kendra] Pour the water?

- Pour the water and then we could all push.

- [Kendra] Have fun jumping.

- [Isaac] Yeah!

(Jeremy screaming in slow motion)

- [Laura] Good night, J House out.

重点词汇

词汇	含义
apparently /əˈpærəntli/ B2	adverb - 显然
prank /præŋk/ A2	noun - 恶作剧 verb - 恶作剧
fried /fraɪd/ A2	adjective - 油炸的
pickles /ˈpɪkl̩z/ A2	noun - 腌黄瓜
mustached /ˈmʌstætʃt/ B1	adjective - 留着胡须的
fairy /ˈfeəri/ A2	noun - 仙女
April /ˈeɪprəl/ A2	noun - 四月
fools /fuːlz/ A2	noun - 傻瓜们
wanna /ˈwɒnə/ A2	verb - 想要
fake /feɪk/ A2	adjective - 假的 verb - 假装
grow /ɡroʊ/ A2	verb - 生长
burping /ˈbɜːrpɪŋ/ A2	verb - 打嗝
tummy /ˈtʌmi/ A1	noun - 肚子
spiders /ˈspaɪdərz/ A2	noun - 蜘蛛
snack /snæk/ A2	noun - 零食
surprised /səˈpraɪzd/ A2	adjective - 惊讶的
chocolate /ˈtʃɒklət/ A2	noun - 巧克力
sprinkles /ˈsprɪŋkl̩z/ A2	noun - 糖屑
suspicious /səˈspɪʃəs/ B1	adjective - 可疑的