Good morning! So, Claud's about to go off to work.
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'Cause she works on Saturday mornings
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and today I'm going with her so she can fix my retainer, which has come off a bit.
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Not the one she did.
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The one someone else did, when I had braces, ages and ages ago.
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No, you decided you don't want the fixed retainer any more
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because it's like a bit of wire on the back of your teeth.
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Yeah, so you're just gonna have that removed and then wear your actual removable retainer.
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'Cause you're really good at that.
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Before she goes - before we go -
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I thought, "Let's make this vlog really interesting
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and not just about teeth."
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We're going to do Christmas "most likely to."
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I asked you guys a few days ago on the Community tab
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- and if you haven't seen that already, it's basically
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on my YouTube channel, whether you're on a computer or on your phone or tablet or whatever -
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along the top, all the things, scroll along and one of them says Community
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and it's a new thing on YouTube.
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It's where I can post pictures, and I can poll you guys if I want to do a poll.
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C: Poll.
J: I don't know what the poll would be.
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J: There'll be a poll
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J: and...yeah, just write stuff, I can write back.
C: This little one is very distracting.
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J: So lots of people have replied.
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Wow, lots of people have replied.
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J: So, like we did--we did a "most likely to" before
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which you can see; I'll put that in the description.
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All you have to do is point to yourself.
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[Jessica reading question]
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J: Yeah, most likely to spoil the dogs in all ways.
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C: Yeah, like right now, you can't see,
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but Tilly's like curled up on my lap and Walter is like snuggling my bottom.
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C: Recently I've been getting into the routine of--well, it didn't used to be a routine, but now it is a routine
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of I get home, I give them a cuddle,
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and then I give them a carrot, and it's the 'mummy coming home carrot' routine.
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[Claudia reading question]
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C: I'm always like, "Oh, I need to go and get so-and-so this;" she's like, "Just go to the cupboard."
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J: "Go to the presents box!"
C: "Go to the presents box!"
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There's just like...random stuff in there
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that we've stocked up on over the years, thinking, "We'll give this away one day"
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or we've been given and we don't like it.
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J: But also, to be fair, I can't have sugar; people give me sugary stuff all the time
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so that goes in the presents box.
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I can't use a lot of bath bombs because I have eczema. That goes in the presents box.
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Anything I can't use, basically. I'm not just rude.
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C: There are a few things in there that you have given me that have gone in the presents box
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even though I didn't say I didn't want it any more.
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You're just like, "Yeah, here's a gift. Now it's going in the present box."
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[Jessica reading question]
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C: Ohh, OK!
J: Ahh!
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J: Yeah, no, both of us.
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C: Yeah, you can kind of just go down a bit of a rabbit hole
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J: Yeah.
C: of videos.
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J: We watch very different stuff, though.
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C: You often tell me to put the laptop--to put my iPad or laptop down when we're in bed.
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She's like, "Can you just like put that away now?" and I'm like, "Yeah!"
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J: Because you watch YouTube videos at half eleven and then wonder why you can't sleep.
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C: Yeah, and then I get really stimulated because I'm like [gasp] "We could do this!"
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C: I've like learnt that if you do this on the--basically, I mainly watch editing tips and camera tips
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and, um, geeky stuff like that.
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J: And my stuff is equally geeky,
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but it instead is 'breakdowns of the past of every Marvel character ever'
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[Claudia reading question]
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C: Is that yourself?
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J: Oh yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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J: No, I think it's totally me.
C: No, it probably is you, yeah.
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J: I constantly offend people without realising it
C: I mean, you...
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C: Yeah, I do sometimes say a little comment
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- mainly to your mother and I think she gets offended, but it's kind of meant to be a joke -
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but, yeah, you're the one who actually accidentally says something that you think is kind of--
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I think you just point out things to people which shouldn't be pointed out.
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J: I do also have a problem with tone.
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Where I say something and I don't realise the tone that's gone along with it.
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C: Ah, I think you get away--you don't really actually offend them.
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C: You say an offensive thing, but they're not offended by you, because they're like...
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J: They know my intention was good!
C: Yeah!
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C: Whereas I think if I say something accidentally, it will offend someone.
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J: Because it's not accidental.
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C: Because I say it in quite a dry, cold way
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that obviously was not a joke.
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J: Yeah, when Claudia's nervous, she's, um...
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When you're nervous, you become this really, like, too cool for school.
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It's like a defensive thing. It's like I don't wanna be asked lots of questions right now,
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so I'm gonna deflect your interest onto my wife.
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Like when that girl basically stalked you and like
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and then hugged you everywhere at this party we went to
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C: and then...
J: Shh! She could be watching!
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C: Well, she probably is, but, like, it was very rude because she didn't acknowledge my presence at all
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and then she wrote you an emailing confessing her undying love to you
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and then said, "Oh, by the way, your wife is very nice, but I can't remember her name."
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C: I was like, "Oh, cheers!"
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C: Just saying.
J: I remember your name, baby.
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C: Well, you should.
J: And that's what's important.
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C: You don't really; you just call me baby and darling, because you don't actually remember my name.
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[Claudia reading question]
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Anything "accidentally" will be Jessica.
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When I was four, I pulled the entire Christmas tree down on top of myself.
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It's a very strong memory. I thought I was going to die.
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[Claudia reading question]
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C: We don't even need to answer that one. Have you seen the videos?
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Yeah, I just sit there and go, "Yeah, that's fine."
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[Claudia reading question, laughing]
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J: I never get jealous.
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C: This one's not even Christmas
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[Claudia reading question]
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J: Accidentally, me.
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C: Non-accidentally, me.
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C: I mean...
J: Wait, no. OK.
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J: That's American, felony means something different to a regular crime.
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C: So it's not just breaking the law, like speeding
J: I think. No, I think a felony...
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a felony is when you murder someone.
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C: Well, that would be you, because you'd just do it accidentally and then be like, "Darling, whoops!"
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Why have I murdered you in this scenario?
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C: No, you're telling me about it!
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J: Oh! Jesus.
C: You're not going to murder me.
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C: I don't know, that could happen.
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C: Accidentally.
J: Wait, I don't think it's murder if I say, "Whoops."
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[Claudia reading question]
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J: Oh, that could go either way.
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J: That's both.
C: I think it would be you.
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C: I think they look cute, but I can restrain myself.
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C: Like that time in Malaysia and you saw that cute little [?]
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C: Yeah, and you were like, "I wanna take it home!"
J: Popeye still has a special place in my heart.
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C: And I had to tell you to put it back in its little cage.
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C: I was like, "Put it back in the cage." (They sell them in boxes and things)
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J: [Longing sigh] Can we go back?
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[Claudia reading question]
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C: I don't think I can flirt any more. I used to be a really good flirt.
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J: We have a video actually about your flirting.
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[Jessica reading question]
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C: That's not true at all.
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J: Yeah, re-gifted gifts!
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J: As we learnt earlier.
C: No, to each other!
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J: Oh, to each other?
C: Oh, I was thinking as in to each other.
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C: I always get you loads of little things.
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C: Like last year I got you a whole stocking full of little presents and then a few nice things
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and I think I got, like, two things from you.
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J: Er, I think, if you go back and look at the videos,
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you will find...I gave you many things
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in a little stocking.
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Just because they weren't massively expensive...
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[Claudia reading question]
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C: Well, it's got the word "accidental" in it, so...
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J: Well.
C: I never do anything by accident.
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[Claudia reading question]
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C: I think that's quite easy.
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C: Oh, and talking of which, I really need to get to work soon!
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J: Wait, wait. Last one, last one.
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C: [?] That's where I wear my watch, I'm like "..."
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J: You're not even dressed, baby, you're wearing your pyjamas.
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C: Oh, my God. OK, I've gotta go.
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[Jessica reading question]
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C: Er, I would imagine you.
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J: When I was four, I BEGGED my mother to tell me that Santa wasn't real
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because I hated the idea of an old man coming into my bedroom
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at night, when no one else was there to protect me.
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C: She could've told you it was a woman!
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And then you'd be like, "Oh, OK, I like it."
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C: Well, OK, I was probably a bit older, actually.
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J: Well, there we go, you believed in Santa the longest.
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C: I think my sister told me. She said, "It's not actually Santa."
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"It's mum and dad."
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C: And I was like, "..."
J: That's so harsh!
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C: And then I stayed - I didn't quite believe her and we shared a room at the time, so I stayed awake
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a little bit, and then I heard--I heard some shuffling coming in
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as I opened my eyes and I saw Mum adjusting all the stockings at the end of the bed
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and things like that, and then I realised [sadly] she was right.
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J: Oh! Julia! You broke her little heart!
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C: But I was old enough to not tell my mum and dad that I knew it was them,
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because I knew that they thought--I think I kind of understood that they thought it was special
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so I just went along with the pretence for quite a few more years.
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J: Sweet!
C: So we still put out a little bit of brand and a mince pie
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even though I was like, "It's just for dad, but, yeah."
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C: I've gotta go, little one.
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J: Bye, babies! But we'll come back later!
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J: Right, everyone! Clothes on.
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J: Fun stuff that came in the post today.
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J: Remember in our Family Favourites, I showed you some stuff from my friend Catherine?
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Who did the little bag that says, "An elephant never baguettes."
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Well, I told you then that she makes cards,
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and I didn't really have them in time to show you, but they are here now!
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So I'm just gonna show you some of her amazing Christmas cards.
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Look at its cute little boots.
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This is just my kind of humour.
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Any kind of word play, I love it.
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[Whispers] So cute.
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Oh, and I'm going to give this one to my dad.
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Because I think that's pretty much, pretty much perfect for him.
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And I'm going to give you all of the info down in the description .
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So you can go and get your own adorable cards.
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Oh, and because everyone in our life is having a baby,
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"Cracking new arrival"
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It's a bay leaf, Clara, it's a bay leaf.
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Clara: It's hilarious. I quite like it.
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Jessica: And I can't say this one properly. "Did someone say Babe-bee?"
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"Babe" 'cause it's Babe!
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That's Babe, and that's a bee!
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[Joy to the World instrumental outro]
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