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[中文]

这是我的第一个动画故事，希望你们喜欢！

这是一个关于一个朋友，最终变成了我的怪异跟踪者的故事。

所以，我觉得我们需要稍微解释一下，事情是怎么发展到这种地步的。

在我的大学里，有一门为期两年的动画课程。

在那之前，你可以选择任何其他你喜欢的课程。

我选择了插画。

动画系每年只招收二十多名学生。

这意味着你得和同一群二十几个人一起度过两年痛苦的时光。

而且我们只有一个教室，所以

我们要在同个座位上坐两年。

第一天，我们分成小组，我和插画系已经认识的人分到了一组。

我的小组由两个男生，一个女生和我组成。

我们给他们起一些不是他们真实的名字，

Let's give them names that aren't really their names,

但为了故事的需要，就用这些名字吧。

有文森特、马克和罗斯。

那么，我的可爱跟踪者是谁呢？

罗斯。就是罗斯。一直都是罗斯。

一开始她并不是很奇怪或者像个跟踪狂，

我们一起去吃午饭，一起出去玩，

做一些普通朋友会做的事情。

她并不是我特别亲近的人，我绝对

不能在只有我们两个人的房间里和她进行对话，

我可能根本不想和她单独待在一个房间里。

但我们因为在同一个小组里而成为了朋友。

然而，几个月后，事情开始变得有点奇怪。

之后我开始为ImmortalHD和The Creatures做一些委托作品。

也许有些人还记得那个时候。

如果你在我只有四千订阅者的时候就在，

那么…她最喜欢的YouTuber就在这个小组里。

我想大概从那时开始，她变得越来越奇怪…越来越奇怪。

而且对我越来越着迷。

说她是跟踪狂可能有点夸张，

但说实话，我真的不知道该怎么形容她。

就像那种电影里的情节，一个人试图成为你的朋友，

最终想成为你，试图抢走你的男朋友，

整个身份，最终杀了你。

我的人生中，和这个女孩一起坐了大约两年的时间。

奇怪的事情清单。

这将会列举出她做过的，不是全部，但是一些

最奇怪的事情。

1：她追随了我所有的社交媒体。

Facebook，Twitter，Tumblr，Instagram…

Google+… 甚至两次

而且每次我发帖，她总是第一个点赞。

好吧，没什么大不了的。随便吧，对吧？

第二条。

罗斯通常比我早到学校。

每次我走进教室，她都会在我的Facebook页面上。

不是她的时间线，就我的Facebook页面！

浏览我所有的照片！

我所有的照片！像什么情况？！你没事吧？！

如果她不在我的Facebook上，她会在我的Youtube频道上。或者我的Tumblr页面上。

可能还有Google+，我还是不知道为什么有人用它。

我走进教室，她正在看我两分钟前发布的Youtube

视频！

嗯。好吧，这很酷…？

第三条：因为我比罗斯晚到，

她已经坐在座位上了。

有几次，我发现她把脸放在手掌上，

就那样盯着我。

这个女孩会看着我，一句话也不说，

就看着我脱下包，围巾，外套，毛衣，

然后看着我坐下。

3.5

我通常会早到，但我从不想坐下来和罗斯说话。

所以我走到我的另一个朋友身边。

呃…凯德，

我们总是聊《权力的游戏》最新一集。

罗斯，从教室的另一边，冲过来

就为了聊那场双胞胎开始…的场景有多刺激。

嗯，是的，《权力的游戏》你应该知道发生了什么。

好吧，那通常是我离开这个对话的信号，

很抱歉，凯德，因为我把你留在了那里。

4

我注意到她开始关注我在Twitter上关注的人，

那些我在Tumblr上交到的艺术家朋友。

她关注了我关注的所有人，这开始让我感到不安。

所以…一个周末，我在Twitter上拉黑了她。

五分钟后，我收到了一条短信。

哦，嘿！你拉黑我了吗？

呃…噗，呃…

我妹妹在用我的手机。我的错。

我撒了谎，说得好像我妹妹是个乱按按钮的小孩。

花了五分钟。这意味着她当时就在我的Twitter上！

It took 5 minutes. That means she was on my Twitter!

甚至可能更早！

第二天我上学，她问的第一句话是：

你为什么还没把我从Twitter上解封？

噗，哈… 嘿… 噢… 德

我忘了。我的错。

半小时后上课：

Half and hour into class:

所以，你还没把我从Twitter上解封呢。

哦… 噗，嘿，我不太用Twitter，我的错。

你可以现在就解封我！

*紧张的笑* 我甚至不知道怎么解封你。

没关系，我来帮你！

然后她看着我尝试弄清楚怎么解封她。

像…什么？！

这太尴尬了，我现在想起来都觉得脸红。

就像，你不明白吗？我拉黑你了，就这样。我不想解封你！

第五条

每次我的小组总是讨论去谁家玩，

罗斯总是，总是提议去我家。

不是她家——我家。

让我们去丹妮丝家吧！

嗯… 噗，不。

我家乱得很。去文森特的家怎么样？

好吧。

但丹妮丝家更好。

丹妮丝家更酷。

丹妮丝家…好吧，反正就是丹妮丝家。

我发誓。她会想出

任何理由来证明我家是最好的

聚会地点。

即使我住在火山上，

我家对她来说仍然是最好的地方。

但我很聪明，我不想让她知道

我的房子在哪里。永远。

所以我从不邀请她。

第六条

课程被分成两组来完成一个项目。

我们需要做一个关于巧克力广告的3D动画，不确定。

每个人都有不同的任务，你不能做

超出你“工作”范围的事情。

谢天谢地，她不在我的小组里，但她的男朋友当时在。

我负责很多事情，人们在某些任务上需要来找我。

我的工作是3D建模，他负责把

场景组合在一起，或者什么…我不记得了。

但他需要来检查我的3D模型。

我…好吧，我经常开玩笑。有时我很讽刺，很粗鲁。

这就是我开玩笑的方式。

我把这个家伙叫做伊森，因为…是的。

嘿，丹妮丝，你把3D模型做好了吗？

嗯，我三年前就发给你了，你都在哪里？

哦，对不起，老板。

你在这里干什么？把你的工作做好。现在滚开。

然后就在那时，她眼睛都不离开电脑，

用最恼火的语气说：

我听到你在调情。

像，这个女孩说什么？

你甚至知道什么是调情吗？

我的意思是，我不知道，但我很确定告诉别人滚开

并不被认为是调情。

这个女孩疯了。嗯，疯了。

所以伊森给了我一个眼神，我也给了他一个眼神，

然后我就不得不去散散步，因为…

我无法应对疯子！我不想和疯子打交道！

这个蜜蜂…嗯，认为我想抢她的男人！

只是…哦，不。我才不会因为一个男人被谋杀。

不，不，不，不。只是，不。

就像…什么？！

第七条

还记得凯德吗？他可能是唯一一个我告诉过关于罗斯的人。

我不想让罗斯知道她有点过分了，

我也不想知道她会怎么反应，或者如果她发现我的想法会对我做什么。

or what she would do to me if she found out what I thought.

所以有一天，凯德和我聊天。我坐在我的座位上，他坐在罗斯的座位上。

他发现了一张纸条，上面写着：

你比这更好。你比这更好。你比这更好。

你更好！你比这更好。

一遍又一遍。

凯德和我互相看了一眼。

好吧，她显然有问题！

我一直给别人这种眼神，就像

这到底是怎么回事。

第八条

我确信她想成为我。

她复制了我做的所有事情。

如果我在Tumblr上，她也在Tumblr上。如果我画手，她也画手。

如果我画角色表情，她也画角色表情。

水母？好吧，水母。

我最近查了她，因为我需要做这个视频，嗯

“我是一只可以画彩虹并放屁的独角兽。”

我的Youtube频道口号是“我放屁闪光，呕吐彩虹。”

噗，噗，呃… 真的吗？！

就像什么… 你还好吗？！

就像 *呼气*

另外别忘了点赞这个视频，这能让我放屁闪光，

这个视频会很长，所以如果你想看更多，一定要点赞。

*咯咯* 这太悲伤了。

第九，也是目前为止的最后一个。

她做了很多奇怪的事情，天啊。

在毕业论文答辩那天，每个人和他们的家人都来观看。

我邀请了我的男朋友，乔治。

他知道罗斯。我告诉他

她做的所有奇怪的事情。

我不确定他是否真的相信我说的话，或者只是觉得我在编故事，

但男孩，哦，男孩。

他亲身遇到了唯一且唯一的罗斯。

当我们看着毕业论文海报传单时，

罗斯走过来问我拥抱。

我并没有真的动或者看她，但我说“我很忙。”

我几乎只是开始指着东西，开始触摸所有的传单，

不惜一切代价避免眼神接触。

乔治在罗斯和我之间，他只是

捕捉到所有的尴尬。

她只是站在那里看着我触摸每一张传单，

几乎五分钟，等着我拥抱她。

以至于她的妈妈不得不打破尴尬，

不得不把她拉到礼堂去。

更糟糕的是，毕业论文答辩结束后，

我让乔治一个人去吃饭。

罗斯就像可爱的罗斯一样，

站在我的男朋友旁边，一句话也不说。

一句话也不说。

请记住，他们之前已经见过面并交谈过，

但没有，她只是站在那里尴尬地，一句话也不说。

我敢肯定她也跟踪了他的Facebook。

另外，她最喜欢的YouTuber是PewDiePie。

嗯，这都是在我为Pewds做动画之前。

所以她可能对我更着迷，

但谢天谢地，毕业后，我把她从

所有存在的东西上拉黑，并避免了所有可能的联系方式。

但她可能正在看这个。所以嗯，

嘿，罗斯。你真的让我感到害怕。

请永远不要给我发消息。

希望我能为你们制作更多像这样的动画，

所以告诉我你是否喜欢这个，我真的很焦虑地想分享这个故事，

因为我实际上因为这个做噩梦了，

而且我只分享了一些故事，

而不是她做的所有奇怪的事情。

所以如果你喜欢这个故事，在评论中告诉我，

告诉我你经历过的奇怪经历… 奇怪的人，我想。

那么，我们下次再见！

拜拜~

去。去让我放屁闪光吧。

[英语]

This is my first animated story and... I hope you like it!

This is a story about a friend who ended up becoming my creepy stalker.

So, I feel like we need a little explanation on how this situation came about.

In my college, there was a 2 year course for animation.

Before that, you could take whatever other course you wanted.

I took illustration.

The animation department accepted a little over 20 students for the major.

That means your stuck with the same 20 something people for 2 fridge-in years.

We also only had one room so that means

we sat in the same seat for those two years.

The first day, we separated into groups, and I grouped off with the people

that I've already met from the illustration department.

My group consisted of 2 guys, another girl and myself.

Let's give them names that aren't really their names,

but for the sake of the story, it will be their name.

There was Vincent, Mark and Rose.

So who was my lovely stalker you might ask?

Rose. It was Rose. It was always Rose.

She wasn't really weird or stalker-y at first,

We went to go get lunch as a group, hung out as a group

and normal friend stuff.

She wasn't really someone I was close with, I definitely

couldn't have a conversation with her if you left us alone in a room together,

I probably wouldn't want to be alone in a room with her in the first place.

But we were friends due to the group that we were in.

After a couple of months on the other hand, things got a little weird.

Eventually I started working on commisions for ImmortalHD and The Creatures.

Some of you might actually remember this time.

If you were around when I had 4 thousand subscribers

But well... One of her favorite Youtubers were in this group.

I think that's around the time where she started getting weirder and weirder... and weirder.

And a little more obsessive towards me.

Referring to her as a stalker might be a bit excessive,

but well, I don't really know how else to describe her.

It's like one of those types of movies where the person tries to be your friend,

Eventually wants to be you, tries to steal your boyfriend,

whole identity, and eventually murders you.

I sat next to this girl for about 2 years of my life.

The Weird List.

This is going to be a buildup of not all, but some

of the weirdest things she's done.

1: She followed me on every social media possible.

Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, Instagram...

Google+... Like twice

And every time I'd post something, she'd be the first to like it.

Okay, no biggie. Whatever, right?

Number 2.

Rose usually came to class earlier than I did.

Every time I would walk in, she would be on my Facebook page.

Not her timeline, just MY Facebook page!

Looking through all my fridge-in pictures!

All my pictures! Like wha- are you okay?!

If she's not on my Facebook, she'd be on my Youtube channel. Or my Tumblr page.

Probably Google+, I still don't know why people use it.

I'd walk in to class, and she'd be watching my Youtube

videos that came out about 2 minutes ago!

Umm. Okay, that's cool..?

Number 3: Since I got in later than Rose,

she would already be settled in her seat when I came in.

And a couple times I would catch her with her face on her hand

just staring at me.

This girl would watch me, not saying a word at all,

just watch me take off my bag, my scarf, my jacket, my sweater

and just watch me sit down.

3.5

I'm usually early, but I never want to sit down and talk to Rose.

So I would walk over to another friend of mine.

Uh... Cade,

And we'd always talk about the last episode of Game of Thrones.

Rose, from all the way of the other side of the room, would come RUSHING in

just to talk about how much of a turn on that scene where the twins start...

Umm, yeah, it's Game of Thrones you should already know what happens.

Well that's usually my cue to walk away from this conversation,

So sorry, Cade because I left you there.

4

I came to notice that she started following people that I followed on Twitter,

which were other artists that I became friends with on Tumblr.

She followed everyone that I followed, and that started to creep me out.

So... One weekend, I blocked her on Twitter.

5 minutes later, I get a text.

Oh hey! Did you block me on Twitter?

Uh.. Pfft, uuhh...

My sister was on my phone. My bad.

I lied so hard, I made it sound like my sister was a fridge-in toddler

smashing buttons on my damn phone.

It took 5 minutes. That means she was on my Twitter!

5 minutes into me blocking her! Probably earlier!

I went to school the next day and the first thing she asked:

Why haven't you unblocked me on Twitter yet?

Pfft, ha.. heh.. ouh.. deh

I forgot. My bad

Oh. Okay!

Half and hour into class:

Soo, you haven't unblocked me on Twitter yet.

Oh.. Pfft, heh, I'm not on Twitter like that, my bad.

You can just unblock me right now!

*Nervous chuckle* I don't even know how to unblock you.

It's okay, I'll help you!

And at that point, she watched me try to figure out how to unblock her

Like. What?!

It was just so awkward that I'm cringing thinking about it.

Like, don't you get it? I blocked you, that's it. I don't want to unblock you!

Number 5

Every time my group would always talk about hanging out at someone's place,

Rose would always, always offer my place.

Not her place -- my place.

Let's hang out at Denise's place!

Uhmm... Pshh no.

My place is a mess. What about Vincent's?

Yeah that's fine.

Yeah but Denise's place is so much better.

Denise's place is so much cooler.

Denise's place is... Well, it's Denise's place

I poop you not. She would come up with

any possible reason why my place would be the best

place to hang out at.

I could be living on top of a volcano.

And my place would still be the best place for her to be at.

I was too smart for that though, and I didn't want her to know

where my house was. Ever.

So I never invited her. At all.

Number 6

The class was divided into 2 to work on a project.

We had to made a 3D animation about a chocolate commercial, not sure.

Everyone had different tasks, and you weren't really allowed to do

anything outside of your "Job"

She wasn't in my group thankfully, but well, her boyfriend at the time was.

I was in charge of a lot of things and people had to come to me when it came to certain tasks.

My job was 3D modelling, he was in charge of putting

scenes together, or something... I don't remember

But he would need to check in on me for the 3D models.

I'm... Well, I joke around a lot. Sometime I'm really sarcastic, and rude.

And that's how I joke around.

I'm naming this guy Ethan because... Yeah.

Hey Den, do you have the 3D models done?

Yeah, I sent them like 3 years ago, where were you?

Oh, I'm sorry boss.

What are you even doing here? Get your job done. Now F off.

And right there and then, not moving an eye from her computer,

in the most pissed-off tone of voice, she says:

I hear flirting.

Like, this girl say whaa?

Do you even understand what flirting is?

I mean, I don't, but I'm pretty sure telling someone to F off

Isn't considered flirting.

This girl be crazy Mm, crazy.

So Ethan gave me a look and I gave him a look

and at that point I had to go for a walk because...

I can't deal with crazy! I don't do crazy!

This bee... Mmm. Hmm, thinks I wanna steal her man!

Just... Oh, no. I'm not getting murdered over a guy.

Nope nope nope nope. Just, nope.

Like... What?!

Number 7

Remember Cade? He was probably the only people I told about when it came to Rose.

I didn't want Rose to know that she was a little bit overboard,

I didn't want to know how she was going to react either,

or what she would do to me if she found out what I thought.

So one day, Cade and I were talking. I was in my seat and he was in Rose's seat.

And he found a napkin saying:

You're better than this. You're better than this. You're better than this.

You're BETTER than this. You're better than this.

Again. And again and again and again.

Cade and I gave each other the look.

Okay, there's obviously something wrong with her!

That I keep giving people this look like

What the heck.

Number 8

I'm convinced that she WANTED to be me.

She copied everything I did

If I was on Tumblr, she was on Tumblr. If I'm drawing hands, she's drawing hands.

If I'm drawing character expressions, she was drawing character expressions.

Jellyfishes? Okay, jellyfishes.

I recently looked her up because I have to make this video, and well

"I'm a unicorn that can draw and fart rainbows."

My Youtube channel's catchphrase is "I fart glitter and vomit rainbows."

Pshh pfft uh... Seriously?!

Like what... Hello are you okay?!

Like *exhales*

Also don't forget to like this video, it makes me fart glitter,

This video's gonna be so long, so you better hit that like button if you want more.

*Giggle* this is so sad

The 9th and well, the last for now.

She's done so many weird things, oh God

On thesis presentation day, everyone and their families came to watch

I invited my boyfriend, George.

And well, he knew about Rose. I told him

all about the weird things she's done.

I'm pretty sure he didn't really fully believe what I was saying and just making things up,

But boy oh boy.

He encountered the one and only Rose at first hand.

While we were looking at the thesis post card flyer things,

Rose came up to me and asked me for a hug

I didn't really move or look at her but I said "I'm busy."

And I pretty much just started pointing at things and started touching all the flyers

avoiding eye contact at any cost

George was between Rose and I, and he was just

catching all the awkwardness.

She was just there watching me touch every single flyer

for almost 5 minutes, waiting for me to give her a hug.

To the point where her mom had to break the awkwardness,

And had to pull her in to go to the auditorium.

To top it off, after the thesis presentation was over,

I left George alone to go get food.

Rose just being lovely Rose,

Stood next to my boyfriend, not saying a word

Not one word at all.

Mind you, they've already met before and talked before,

But no, she just stood there awkwardly, not saying a word.

Pretty sure she's stalked his Facebook too.

Also, her favourite Youtuber was PewDiePie

And well, this was all before I ended up animating for Pewds.

So she probably would have been more obsessive over me,

But thankfully after I graduated, I blocked her on

everything that ever exists and I avoided every possible way contact.

But she's probably watching this. So umm,

Hey Rose. You really creep me out.

Please never message me ever again.

Hopefully I can get more animations like this out for you guys,

So tell me if you enjoyed this, I was really anxious to share this story

because I actually ended up getting nightmares about this,

And I only shared some of the stories

and not all the weird things she's done.

So if you liked this story, tell me in the comments

Tell me the weird experiences you've had with... weird people I guess

And I'll see you guys later!

Byeeee~

Go. Go make me fart glitter

重点词汇

词汇	含义
animated /ˈænɪmeɪtɪd/ B1	adjective - 生动的 (shēngdòng de)
creepy /ˈkriːpi/ B1	adjective - 令人毛骨悚然的 (lìng rén máo gǔ sǒng rán de)
stalker /ˈstɔːkər/ B2	noun - 跟踪狂 (gēn zōng kuáng)
explanation /ˌekspləˈneɪʃn/ B1	noun - 解释 (jiěshì)
course /kɔːrs/ A2	noun - 课程 (kèchéng)
illustration /ɪˌlʌstreɪʃn/ B1	noun - 插图 (chātú)
department /dɪˈpɑːrtmənt/ B1	noun - 部门 (bùmén)
major /ˈmeɪdʒər/ B1	noun - 专业 (zhuānyè)
weird /wɪrd/ A2	adjective - 奇怪的 (qíguài de)
obsessive /əbˈsesɪv/ C1	adjective - 强迫性的 (qiángpò xìng de)
excessive /ɪkˈsesɪv/ B2	adjective - 过度的 (guòdù de)
identity /aɪˈdentɪti/ B2	noun - 身份 (shēnfèn)
murders /ˈmɜːrdərz/ C1	verb - 谋杀 (móushā)
build-up /ˈbɪldʌp/ B1	noun - 积累 (jīlěi)
followed /ˈfɒloʊd/ B1	verb - 跟随 (gēnsuí)
creepy /ˈkriːpi/ B1	adjective - 令人毛骨悚然的 (lìng rén máo gǔ sǒng rán de)
awkward /ˈɔːkwərd/ B1	adjective - 尴尬的 (gāngà de)