– 英语/中文 双语歌词

歌词与翻译

[中文]

（欢快的音乐）

我可以搭你的车吗？

当然可以。

哦，嘿，大家好。

大家好，我一直想问你们，

我一直在做一个播客。

叫“西翼与鸡翅”，我们吃鸡翅

然后看《西翼》。 （笑）

这会非常简单。

你们想当嘉宾吗？

你先去吧，我稍后赶上。

这有点奇怪，但好吧。

你是不是忘了什么东西？

格兰特，听我说的话。

（阴森的音乐）

你的播客会失败的。

什么？

（笑）

嘿，去你的。

不，

去你的。

去你的，你竟然觉得这个世界需要另一个播客。

以及你认识的人应该听它。

这绝对是个坏主意，浪费时间。

这并不是个坏主意。

这是一种很好的创意表达方式。

创意表达？

你把一个半小时的、未经编辑的、糟糕的音频

从你的客厅里录制的东西，叫做创意表达？

为什么不可以？

你觉得你很聪明，

竟然想评论一部电视剧？

当你意识到有一个现成的结构时，

电视剧的一集就是你播客的一集，你可能觉得很舒服。

格兰特，这已经被做过几百万次了。

This has been done a million times, Grant.

这绝对是个坏主意，你的播客会失败的。

谁在乎，这只是为了好玩。

这对我来说不好玩。

对任何人来说都不好玩，格兰特。

好吧——那你觉得它的价值是什么，嗯？

我想和我的朋友们一起

- I think it would be fun to

看我最喜欢的节目，吃鸡翅会很有趣。

and watch my favorite show and eat wings.

这没什么错。

确实没什么错。

那你为什么不直接去做呢？

为什么一定要做成播客？

因为最后我会——创造出一些东西。

创造什么呢？

对乔舒亚·马利纳表演的微妙之处的半成品解读，

同时你还在吮吸鸡翅上的油脂？

没人想听那个。

我觉得可能会有人想听。

哦，你的自负。

你认为你的个性如此闪耀吗？

以至于人们想听你成千上万小时的

离题万里、漫无边际的闲聊？

你的嘉宾在节目开始前描述你的公寓？

你的室友回家，说“不好意思”？

你从纽约打来电话找一个超级有趣的朋友，

Of you calling in a friend from New York who's super funny

尽管你没有技术让这一切奏效。

承认吧。

承认什么？

承认内心深处，你知道这完全是

浪费时间。

我已经买好设备了。

退了吧。

然后把钱花在其他任何事情上。

不！不！这很有趣。

这很有趣。

这很有趣。

我不知道你为什么这么说，你应该是

我的朋友。

我是你的朋友。

我是你剩下的唯一的朋友了，

朋友之间会互相指出问题，而这是

最糟糕的问题。

你的播客会失败的。

但我喜欢《西翼》。

扎克，你在等什么？

我们得录制一集新的“西翼与鸡翅”。

我们的播客比较这两部剧，

鸡翅和《西翼》。

去你的！

等等，这实际上会很好笑。

大家好，我是College Humor的扎克。

感谢观看。

你可以点击这里订阅，

或者点击这里查看其他有趣的内容。

你还可以截屏我，把我变成一个表情包，

使用以下姿势。

告诉我结果如何。

[英语]

(upbeat music)

- I can ride with you?

- Yep.

- Oh, hey guys.

Hey guys, I've been meaning to ask you,

I've been doing a podcast.

It's called West Wings, we eat wings

and we watch The West Wing. (laughs)

It's gonna be super easy.

You guys wanna be guests?

- You go ahead, I'll catch up.

- That's weird, but okay.

- Did you forget something?

- Grant, hear the words that I say to you.

(ominous music)

Your podcast will fail.

- What?

(laughs)

Hey, fuck you man.

- No,

fuck you.

Fuck you for thinking that this world need another podcast.

And that people you know should listen to it.

It's a bad idea and a waste of time.

- It's not a bad idea.

It's a good creative outlet.

- A creative outlet.

Is that what you call an hour and a half

of unedited, bad audio from your living room?

- Yeah, why not?

- Do you think your clever

for thinking to review a television show?

It probably felt nice when you realized

there was a built-in structure, an episode of the show

was an episode of your podcast.

This has been done a million times, Grant.

It's a bad idea, and your podcast will fail.

- Who cares, it's just for fun.

- It's not fun for me.

It's not fun for anyone, Grant.

- Well - What would you say

is the value of it, hm?

- I think it would be fun to

hang out with my friends

and watch my favorite show and eat wings.

There's nothing wrong with that.

- There isn't.

So why don't you just do that?

Why does it have to be a podcast?

- Because at the end I'll have created something.

- Created what though?

A half-baked take on the subtleties of Joshua Malina's

performance while you suck the wing fat from your teeth?

No one wants to listen to that.

- I think someone might.

- Oh the hubris.

You think your personality is so sparkling?

That people want to listen to thousands of hours

of you meandering off topic?

Of your guests describing your apartment

before the show even starts?

Of your roommate coming home, and being like 'Sorry'?

Of you calling in a friend from New York who's super funny

even though you don't have the technology to make that work.

Admit it.

- Admit what?

- Admit that deep down, you know that this is a complete

waste of time.

- I already bought the gear.

- Return it.

And then spend the money on literally anything else.

- No! No! It's fun.

It's fun.

It's fun.

I don't know why you're saying this, you're supposed

to be my friend.

- I am your friend.

I'm the only friend you have left,

and this is what friends do, they call each other out

on their shit, and this is the worst kind of shit there is.

Your podcast will fail.

- But I love the West Wing.

- Zach, what's the hold up?

We gotta record a new episode of West Wings and Wings.

Our podcast comparing the two shows,

Wings and the West Wing.

- What the fuck?

- Wait, this is actually gonna be good though.

Hi, it's Zach from College Humor.

Thanks for watching.

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重点词汇

词汇	含义
podcast /ˈpɒdkæst/ B1	noun - 播客 (bōkè) - 可下载到计算机或移动设备的数字音频或视频文件或一系列文件，通常以订阅形式提供。
creative /kriˈeɪtɪv/ B1	adjective - 创造性的 (chuàngzàoxìng de) - 与使用想象力或原创想法来创造事物有关的。
episode /ˈepɪsoʊd/ B1	noun - 剧集 (jùjí) - 广播或出版系列的一部分。
structure /ˈstrʌktʃər/ B2	noun - 结构 (jiégòu) - 复杂事物的各个部分或要素的安排和关系。
subtleties /ˈsʌtl.tiːz/ C1	noun - 微妙之处 (wēimiào zhī chù) - 细微之处或微妙之处。
performance /pərˈfɔːrməns/ B1	noun - 表演 (biǎoyǎn) - 执行任务或功能的行为。
technology /tekˈnɒlədʒi/ B1	noun - 技术 (jìshù) - 将科学知识应用于实际目的，尤其是在工业中。
waste /weɪst/ A2	noun - 浪费 (làngfèi) - 不想要的或无法使用的材料。
literally /ˈlɪtərəli/ B1	adverb - 字面意义上 (zìmiàn yìyì shàng) - 以字面意义或确切地。
friend /frend/ A1	noun - 朋友 (péngyou) - 彼此有好感的人。
hubris /ˈhjuːbrɪs/ C1	noun - 傲慢 (àomàn) - 过度的自豪或自信。
sparkling /ˈspɑːrklɪŋ/ B1	adjective - 闪耀的 (shǎnyào de) - 闪烁着许多小光芒。
meandering /ˈmiːndərɪŋ/ B2	adjective - 蜿蜒的 (wānyán de) - 沿着弯曲的路线。
subtleties /ˈsʌtl.tiːz/ C1	noun - 微妙之处 (wēimiào zhī chù) - 细微之处或微妙之处。
outlet /ˈaʊtlet/ B1	noun - 出口 (chūkǒu) - 表达或释放某事的方式。