- What do these say about us?
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- Let's talk about that.
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(groovy intro music)
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Good mythical morning.
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- They say that the eyes
are the windows to the soul.
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But while you've been staring lovingly
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into the eyes of your lover,
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your feet are down there saying,
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"Hey, I'm the floor to ceiling
soul window right here.
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"I have a soul and I'm a foot."
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What Link is trying to say
is that there are people who,
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for thousands of years believed
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that you can look at someone's feet
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and tell things about their personality.
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- Let's see if there's anything to this.
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- Now, we've done some research,
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boopity boop boop boop boop boop,
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'cause we are not
professional foot readers.
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- But because of the boopity boops,
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now we can analyze our own personalities
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and see if it matches up
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with what the internet
says about our feet.
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- [Link] Can Your Hooves
Prove How Your Moods Move?
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- Okay, so there are a
lot of different ways
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you can analyze the foot.
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The first thing is the overall foot shape,
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at least the toe shape.
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So place your foot up here
into the examining area.
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- [Link] There it is.
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- First off, did you
freaking trim your feet man?
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You had way more hair on these toes.
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You shaved for the camera?
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I knew we were doing this,
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but I did trim my foot hair
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and then I just kept going.
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- This is a misrepresentation
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of what your foot actually normally is.
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It's very hobbit-like
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but now it's almost normal.
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- Well, I wanted you to be able to see it
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and yeah, there's a lot of
hair there, don't love that.
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- You got rid of your foot blanket.
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- I trimmed it and I just
kept going all the way up.
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- Okay, I'm gonna be doing
a lot of foot touching,
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and if you're into that kind of thing,
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don't tell us that you
are in the comments.
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Just stay here quietly
and enjoy yourself, okay?
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- But doesn't it look nice
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that you can see the skin under there?
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- But you have a nice foot.
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- I have five toes on it.
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- There are five different shapes.
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There's Egyptian, Roman,
Greek, Germanic and Celtic
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and you definitely,
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here straighten those out,
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and then you have a nice gradation
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so that is a Greek,
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you're not Greek are you?
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You have a Greek foot.
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- Okay, that's all that's important
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which means that you are
creative, questionable,
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you are prone to anxiety, definitely true.
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- And you may be gullible.
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Let's just go straight
with he is gullible.
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- You know what, I don't believe that.
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- Oh, yeah that's smart
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'cause if you believe that this is true,
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you may be gullible.
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Okay, so you have a Greek foot.
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- Let me take a look,
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see what you've got here.
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Do I get a pointer too?
- I didn't do any prep.
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I didn't do any prep work.
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I left my feet raw just like they are.
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- Man, yeah, you just
don't have that much hair.
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This whole toe's going this,
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we'll come back to the fact
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that your whole toe is pointing west.
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- I was in an accident.
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West.
- I was in an accident.
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- How did you trim that toe nail?
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- I have toe nail issues.
- Were you in a lawnmower
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- No, I have issues man.
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Apparently, they're emotional
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based on some things that
you're gonna find out
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- Alright, so you've got,
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the second toe for you is also longer.
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Let's see if I can make it shorter
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and then this one's almost as tall.
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- [Rhett] Well, if you straighten 'em out,
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they're almost even.
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- [Link] Well, then I'm
saying that that's Roman.
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- [Rhett] And then there's a gradation.
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- [Link] And then it
drastically decreases there.
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and because that's a little bit longer,
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I'm Greek and Roman.
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- I'd say your Greco-Roman.
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- Like one of those Olympic wrestlers?
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I've always always wanted to do that.
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you got some analytical,
practical thinker,
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things happening here.
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- That's right, not gullible at all.
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- Uh, yeah, I used to,
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we used to wrestle.
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oh, I didn't mean to do that.
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- We went through like a UFC phase.
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We would UFC each other in our dorm room.
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- So that explains it 'cause you've
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got a Greco Roman foot.
- We'll talk about that later.
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- Alright, keep your foot up here,
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let's move onto the arches.
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And I knew this about you.
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you've got a crazy arch, man.
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- [Rhett] I'm arching.
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- You're arching for days.
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- I think you can actually
see it better if you,
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oh, oh, look at that.
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Man.
- Look at that.
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- My foot looks like one of those,
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like a foot sticker.
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Like if you buy a foot
sticker at a general store.
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Like a foot sticker?
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- Yeah, look at the arch on it.
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- Like if someone drew an icon of a foot,
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they would have--
- Yeah, I have an iconic
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- You got a freaking
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foot cave.
- Look at that.
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- There's like bats hiding under there.
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- What does that mean?
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of good things, right?
- It means
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you're independent, self sufficient,
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potentially anti-social.
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- Stay out of my foot cave.
- I don't like people.
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- You have the potential
to be brittle or rigid
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in your ways.
- No, I don't.
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I don't have any potential for that.
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And don't try to give me that bull crap.
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- You have an indomitable spirit, Rhett.
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- I think I've seen your
spirit be domited before
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I think they frequently domit your spirit.
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Pre-kids, I was a strong man.
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- You were indomitable
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and then you were domited.
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Alright, so that's it for your arches.
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- Now I have a feeling,
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I know a little thing about your feet
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'cause as a child I remember
they called you Flat Foot Neil.
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- [Link] I have no arch.
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- You had to get inserts.
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- I wore a foot insert
to try to create an arch
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and it didn't really happen.
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- That is a flat foot.
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That could be like a cutting board.
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- That could be a cutting board,
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We gotta warm up the hammie, man.
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It could be a white board.
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You could do business on that.
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- But what does it mean
that I'm flat footed?
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- Now, it means you value
the company of others,
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especially people that
will just touch your feet,
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you're extroverted.
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- I'm actually a little
weirded out by that.
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and you like to have a good time.
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- Like to have a good
time, man, no arches.
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- Who would of thunk
it, flat footed people,
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why we trying to correct them?
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Flat footed people are
the life of the party.
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I'm gonna leave my foot up here
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and let's analyze width at this point.
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- I'm gonna give you a
straight on shot here.
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- Give us a straight on.
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That's a wide sucker right there.
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This isn't necessarily a foot icon
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but if I needed to paint with your feet,
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like those feet painters,
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you could carry a lot of paint with those.
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- I could literally paint
a house with my foot,
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- Wide feet means that
you can't sit still.
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Well, I guess I fidget.
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- It means that you're
happiest when you're busy
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and you're a good and hard worker.
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None of that really rings true for me.
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- I'm a good and hard worker.
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I'm like freaking Bob the Builder, man.
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- You have quite a foundation,
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I think that's how I would interpret that.
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You have quite a foundation,
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you're tough to tip over.
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I've tried to tip you over
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many times.
- You've never tipped me over.
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Now you've got a narrow foot.
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- I'd say that's narrow.
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- I think that the--
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- It's also pretty,
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it looks like a foot icon.
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- They're from the general store.
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- Contributes to the narrowness of it.
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- Yeah, what does that say?
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- In general, I thought
having more of an arch
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is more of an athletic thing.
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- You can shoot a three pointer.
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- I had a lot of lateral
motion before kids.
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- Narrow feet mean you
enjoy being pampered.
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- That's true I love a hot tub,
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I love soft clothes.
- You tend to be good
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at delegating tasks.
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- Oh, yeah, I get you to do everything.
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- And then I get Chase to do it.
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You desire beauty in your surroundings.
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- Which explains my presence.
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- Yes, that's true.
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did you ever think that about yourself?
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You know, I like beauty
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in my surroundings.
- I do,
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I like a nice painting.
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I won't say no to a nice
painting on the wall.
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- Would you like a nice painting?
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- No, I do not want a nice painting.
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- I like wallpaper as well.
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- And shall we move onto toes?
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alright, so there's different
things you can learn
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about the length of each toe.
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If I start with your big toe
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this thing bends inward.
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- Well, I did break it at one point.
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- Is that the one you kicked
the bleachers in high school
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when you threw a tantrum?
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- No, I kicked that one.
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- Oh my goodness, look at that.
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You could fit another toe
right there, a big one too.
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- I got a crazy bendy toe.
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- I think we should
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graft an 11th toe
- I'm surprised I can stand.
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- Right there in the middle.
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- Well, what's wrong with me?
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What does that mean?
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- You spend too much time
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bending over backwards
for someone in your life.
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- If that someone is me, don't change.
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- Mmhmm, okay, what else we got?
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- Do you bend over backwards
for anyone in your life?
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- Yeah, yeah, I've
learned to deal with you.
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- Oh, you're making it about me too.
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Okay, one, two, three, four.
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I'm gonna skip there
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because I see the curling nature of it
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which means you may be having problems
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in your personal life.
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- I'm glad you brought this up.
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I've been meaning to tell you
about my personal problems.
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- Now's the time to do it.
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- Just gush about it.
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- Now that you pointed out my curly toe.
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- This is the perfect opportunity to say--
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- The main problem I'm dealing with
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is the fact that I haven't gotten a call
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from any mountain general stores
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asking to make my foot into
an icon that they sell.
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Okay, let me look at your feet.
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I'm gonna look at your toes.
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Okay, so, first of all,
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hairiness does mean something, hairy toes.
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- My feet aren't hairy at all, dude.
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- And normally, before you shear them,
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it means that you're sensitive
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but you hide this with deflection.
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- Whoa, that's perfect,
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I'm freaking trimming
my foot hair to deflect.
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- It doesn't ch, oh, okay,
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I was about to say it
doesn't change anything.
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- No, that's why I did it.
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I was deflecting what it even meant.
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- Okay, and this is
consistent with the fact
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that my toe bends sideways.
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- [Link] Don't touch that one.
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- That's the one thing
in life I can't stand
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when somebody grabs that toe.
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My kids do it to me and
they know I can't stand it.
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- That one in particular?
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- But this one is not a problem?
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don't grab that one,
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- What is wrong with you, man?
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- It's like pinching a butter bean man.
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- So this one is significantly longer
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which means that you're verging on bossy.
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- This toe and my toe
bending over sideways,
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bending over backwards
for your bossy self.
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- My toe's making your toe bend.
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- And lastly, can you wiggle
your pinky toe independently?
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Ain't no way I can do that.
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- I mean, here it is.
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I can barely even move
the top part of my foot.
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But I gotta hold it still
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when they're making
that cast for the icon.
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- I can also do the
reverse bird with my feet.
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It's like if I do that long enough,
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that toe's just gonna fall off.
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- Well, if you can move
that independently,
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you're adventurous and impulsive.
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- Well that's why you
don't give me knives.
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So okay, I may be a little gullible
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but you can learn a lot
about your personality
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- Does that mean that you're gullible?
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- You know what time it is.
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- And we're in a house boat in India.
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- [Both] To spin the wheel of mythicality.
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- You've seen a lot of our feet
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but one of our most amazing feats
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was that we wrote a freaking book.
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It's called Rhett and Link's myth,
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- Book of Mythicality.
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- Book of Mythicality.
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You can pre-order it right
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Click though to Good Mythical More.
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We are gonna see if we
can identify the crew
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based on their feet alone.
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This is when we find a hashtag
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that has only been used
just one or two times
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and we add to that.
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The hashtag that is very, very lonely
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that we want you to add
to is #casserolekitty.
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- [Link] Casserole kitty.
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- [Rhett] Casserole kitty.
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- That's all that exists
right now for casserole kitty.
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- So add yours to that
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and we will re-post our favorites.
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- [Rhett] Click on the right
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to watch another episode
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- [Rhett] Thanks for
being your mythical best.
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