– 英语/中文 双语歌词

歌词与翻译

[中文]

（轻快的音乐）

（叮）

（嗡嗡声）

（喘气声）

嗨！

手放上来！

哎哟！

（笑声）

你决定好最后一餐吃什么了吗？

还没有呢。

你得在执行前选好。

时间不多了。

我就是不知道自己想吃什么，你懂吧。

我就是不知道自己现在想吃什么。

随便选一样吧。

（喘气声）

我一直很喜欢，比如说——真正好吃的海鲜烩饭。

有鱼，小虾。

直接放进嘴里。

（咂嘴）

但做这个得一个小时，算了吧。

来吧。

呃，鸡肉怎么样？

鸡肉？

鸡肉。

你说的是鸡肉吗？

鸡肉。

（咂嘴）

别亲它。

但鸡肉怎么做呢？

随你怎么做。

哦！

要是我能吃到全世界最好吃的鸡肉呢？

那一定超好吃。

（拍打声）

哎哟。

这句话是什么意思？

我们去哪找这种鸡肉？

你说得对，好吧，这太主观了。

鸡肉好不好吃是

很主观的。——哦！

那做个好吃的煎蛋卷怎么样？

不，继续。

薯饼？

不。

香肠？

不，那更像是早餐。

早餐随时都好吃。

我就是不太想，我不想吃。

听着，你不决定我就没法工作。

你在耽误大家时间。

哦，我知道了！

我真的在努力。

我已经很努力了。

哦！

那自助餐呢？

这样我就能每样都吃一点。

不，我们不会给你做自助餐。

（咆哮）

那三明治和土豆饼呢？

天啊，不。

我每晚都吃这个。

什么？

我昨晚刚吃过。

你哪来的？

我和厨子是朋友。

瑞克。

嘿，你见过尸体吗？

（拍打声）

我见过50具。

那龙虾呢？

呃。——那太奢侈了。

那太贵了。

我不想让纳税人为此买单。

手放上来，手放上来，手放上来！

（拍打声）——抱歉！

天啊，你能快点吗？

我知道。

我就是不知道，我真的不知道，

我不想再让你生气了。

（叹气）

好吧。

要不你给我惊喜吧，好吗？

然后我就吃和你一样的，

厨师特选餐。

好吧，那你就吃传统的最后一餐：

牛排、鸡蛋、薯饼和吐司。

不，不，那（叹气）——又是早餐。

我还是不想吃早餐。

别再提早餐了！

哦，那烤奶酪和番茄汤呢？

那是经典组合。

听起来不错，但问题是，

奶酪会让我胃痛。

你马上就要死了。

胃痛有什么关系？

（咆哮）

你知道我刚意识到什么吗？

要是我刚才点了海鲜烩饭，

现在已经做好了，我就能吃了。

（咆哮）

随便选一样！

要不我最后一餐吃素？

这样能给我加分吗？

不！

绝对不！

怎么可能？

你去年夏天在约翰逊一家的野餐上，

枪杀了他们全家50口人！

手放上来，手放上来，手放上来！

说得对。

而且，我不知道自己是否准备好

余生都吃素。

这是你的最后一餐！

你马上就要死了！

是啊，你说得对！

现在不是尝试的时候。

可能是吧。

请你选一样吧。

时间不多了——我只能给你

和其他囚犯一样的东西了...

（拍打声）

他们今天都在吃这个。

好吧，那就这样吧。

真的？

是啊。

你确定？

你会吃吗？

哦，我全吃光。

承诺？

勾小指。

不勾。——好吧。

五英尺，五英尺。

（尖叫）

（囚犯）这才叫最后一餐。

（咆哮）

（电子声渐弱）

（呼啸声）

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[英语]

(upbeat music)

(ding)

(buzz)

(gasps)

- Hi there!

- Hands!

- Ow!

(laughs)

- Have you decided on your last meal?

- No not yet.

- Well you need to choose before you're executed.

Time's running out.

- I just don't know what I want, you know.

I just don't know what I'm in the mood for.

- Just pick something.

(gasps)

- I always love, like a really good seafood paella.

With fish, little shrimps.

Just put 'em in my mouth.

(lips smacking)

But it takes like an hour to make, so nevermind.

- Come on.

Uhh, how about chicken?

- Chicken?

- Chicken.

- Did you say chicken?

- Chicken.

(lips smacking)

- Don't kiss that.

- But how would the chicken be prepared?

- Any way you want.

- Oh!

What if I have like the best chicken in the entire world?

That would be so delicious.

(slaps)

- Ow.

- What does that even mean?

Where would we find that?

- You're right, good point, it's so subjective.

Chicken being the best is

subjective. - Oh!

How about a really good omelet?

- No, keep going.

- Hash browns?

- No.

- Some sausage?

- No, that's more of a breakfast.

- Breakfast is good all the time.

- I just don't really feel like, I don't want it.

- Look, I can't do my job until you decide.

You're holding everyone up.

- Oh, I know!

I really am trying.

I'm trying so hard.

Oh!

What about a full buffet?

And then I can have a little bit of everything.

- No we're not gonna make you a buffet.

(growls)

- How about a pastrami sandwich and potato pancakes?

- Oh my god, no.

I have that every freaking night.

- What?

- I had it last night.

- How'd you get that?

- I'm friends with the cook.

- Rick.

- Hey have you ever seen a dead body?

(slaps)

Well I've seen 50.

- How about a lobster, huh?

- Ugh. - That's fancy.

- That's so much money.

I don't wanna put the taxpayers out like that.

- Hands, hands, hands!

(slaps) - Sorry!

- Jesus Christ, will you just hurry up?

- I know.

I just don't know, I really don't know,

and I don't wanna make you mad again.

(sighs)

- Okay.

How about you just surprise me, okay?

And then I will have whatever you have,

a little chef's choice of a meal.

- Fine, then you're gonna have the traditional last meal:

steak, eggs, hashbrowns, and toast.

- No, no, that's (sighs) that's just breakfast again.

I still don't really feel like a breakfast.

- You shut up about breakfast!

Ooh, what about a grilled cheese and tomato soup?

That's a classic.

- That does sound good, but here's the thing,

cheese makes my stomach hurt.

- You're literally gonna die right after.

What does it matter if you have a tummy ache?

(growling)

- Do you know what I just realized?

If I had just ordered the seafood paella

it would be done already, and I'd be eating it.

(growling)

- Just pick something!

- What if I go vegan for my last meal?

Would that score me some points?

- No!

Absolutely not!

How could it?

You shot all 50 members of the Johnson family,

at their family picnic last summer!

Hands, hands, hands!

- Good point.

Plus, I don't know if I'm ready to commit

to a vegan diet for the rest of my life.

- This is your last meal!

You're gonna be dead!

- Yeah, you're right!

Now is not the time to experiment.

Maybe.

- Please just choose.

You're running out of time and I'm gonna have to give you

the exact same thing that all the other inmates are...

(slaps)

Are having today.

- Yeah, that's fine.

- Really?

- Yeah.

- Are you sure?

You're gonna eat it?

- Oh, I'll eat all of it.

- Promise?

- Pinky.

- No pinky. - Okay.

- Five feet, five feet.

(yelling)

- [Inmate] Now that's a last meal.

(growling)

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重点词汇

词汇	含义
executed /ˈek.sɪ.kjuː.tɪd/ B2	verb - 处决 (chǔjué)
subjective /səbˈdʒek.tɪv/ C1	adjective - 主观的 (zhǔguān de)
buffet /ˈbʊ.feɪ/ B1	noun - 自助餐 (zìzhùcān)
pastrami /ˈpæstrəmi/ B2	noun - 熏牛肉 (xūn niúròu)
lobster /ˈlɒb.stər/ B1	noun - 龙虾 (lóngxiā)
taxpayers /ˈtæks.peɪ.ərz/ B1	noun - 纳税人 (nàshuì rén)
commit /kəˈmɪt/ B1	verb - 承诺 (chéngnuò)
vegan /ˈviː.ɡən/ B1	adjective - 纯素的 (chún sù de)
inmates /ˈɪn.meɪts/ B1	noun - 囚犯 (qiúfàn)
experiment /ɪkˈsper.ɪ.ment/ B1	verb - 实验 (shíyàn)
grilled /ɡrɪld/ A2	adjective - 烤的 (kǎode)
classic /ˈklæs.ɪk/ B1	adjective - 经典的 (jīngdiǎn de)
tummy /ˈtʌm.i/ A1	noun - 肚子 (dùzi)
realized /ˈriː.ə.laɪzd/ B1	verb - 意识到 (yìshí dào)
score /skɔːr/ B1	verb - 得分 (dé fēn)
commit /kəˈmɪt/ B1	verb - 承诺 (chéngnuò)