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So, where's your roommate tonight? 00:01
Well, I thought it was a little unfair that she's always here and you never get a chance 00:03
to stay over. 00:07
So, I killed her. 00:08
I remembered our agreement. 00:12
You can joke about murdering people, but you have to say 00:14
"Just kidding". 00:17
And the more important thing to remember is that I'd never hurt you. 00:19
Oh, crap. 00:30
I have to run over to the hospital and check on a patient. 00:31
That's okay, I can come back later. 00:34
No, no, don't be silly. 00:36
I won't be gone long. 00:38
Just stay here. 00:39
Okay, cool. 00:40
Oh, and you sure your roommate's not going to come back while I'm here alone, right? 00:42
Because that'll be awkward. 00:45
Oh, don't worry, she's in Palm Springs. 00:46
Oh, good. 00:47
Well, her torso is. 00:49
Just kidding. 00:52
I put her in a wood chipper. 00:55
Oh dear Lord- Oh dear Lord. 01:00
It's okay. 01:03
You made it, we're fine. 01:04
That was a lot of puppies. 01:06
Let's forget about them and pick ourselves out a nice turtle. 01:11
How about this one up on the log? 01:15
Oh, I don't know. 01:17
He kind of looks like a jerk. 01:19
How about this one? 01:23
He's barely moving. 01:25
He looks half dead. 01:26
I know, I like him too. 01:27
Hi little guy. 01:32
How'd you like to come home with us? 01:34
You'll be living with me, because we don't live in the same house. 01:37
But that's not your fault. 01:41
Like you- 01:42
We're taking it ridiculously slow. 01:43
You'll stay with me when he's at Comic-Con or away for work 01:48
Yeah, or if they accept daddy's application to live on Mars. 01:52
What are you talking about? 01:57
Oh, well, there's this company that's attempting to establish a colony on Mars, and 01:59
I applied to be among the first to go. 02:03
What should we name him? 02:05
I came in thinking Seth, but- 02:08
He kind of looks Italian. 02:12
You applied for a mission to be a colonist on another planet and couldn't be bothered to tell me? 02:15
Would you have approved? 02:23
Of course not. 02:24
Well, based on your reaction, it looks like I made the right choice. 02:26
Isn't that right, Giuseppe? 02:31
Hey- Hey listen, I have a little confession to make. 02:38
Oh, is this your first time? 02:42
No. I got you something for Valentine's Day, and I was too embarrassed to give it to you. 02:47
Why? 02:52
Because I got it at the dirty store. 02:54
You went to the dirty store without me? 02:58
In sunglasses and a hat after I parked two blocks away. 03:02
Get it- Get it for me! 03:06
Yeah? 03:07
Okay um- 03:08
Uh, well, I hope it's fun. 03:09
It comes with paint, and it's kind of creative and artistic. 03:11
Okay, did you go to the dirty store or Michaels? 03:15
No, no- We cover ourselves in body paint. 03:20
And then- then we get on this big canvas and do our thing. 03:23
Whoa it's kind of a big step for a guy who only recently agreed to take his socks off. 03:27
You're making fun of me, forget it. 03:33
No no! 03:34
Come on, I want to do it. 03:35
Really? 03:36
Yeah! 03:37
Let's you, me and your very, very pale feet make some art. 03:37
Hey, when you go back to the store, I want to go with you. 03:42
Okay. 03:45
Well, it's a drive. 03:45
The one I went to is in San Diego. 03:46

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[中文]
那么,你今晚的室友在哪里?
好吧,我觉得有点不公平——她总是待在这儿,而你从来没有机会住在这里。
住下来。
所以,我把她杀了。
我记得我们的约定。
你可以开玩笑说要谋杀人,但你必须说
“开玩笑的”。
更重要的是,我永远不会伤害你。
哎呀,糟糕。
我要赶紧去医院检查一下病人。
没关系,我可以稍后再来。
不,不要傻了。
我不会离开太久。
只要待在这儿就行。
好的,行。
哦,你确定你的室友不会在我一个人在这儿的时候回来吧?
因为那会很尴尬。
哦,别担心,她在棕榈泉。
哦,太好了。
嗯,她的躯干在那儿。
开玩笑的。
我把她丢进了碎木机。
天哪,天哪。
没事的。
你成功了,我们没事。
那是好多小狗。
我们别管它们了,挑一只好看的乌龟吧。
那个靠在木头上的怎么样?
哦,我不知道。
他看起来有点傻。
那这个呢?
他几乎不动。
看起来半死不活的。
我知道,我也喜欢他。
嗨,小家伙。
你想不想跟我们一起回家?
你会和我住在一起,因为我们不住同一栋房子。
但那不是你的错。
就像你…
我们进展得慢得离谱。
当他去动漫展或者出差时,你会和我住在一起。
对,或者如果他们接受了爸爸的申请,让我们去火星生活。
你在说什么?
哦,有家公司正尝试在火星建立殖民地,而且
我申请成为首批去的人。
我们该给他起什么名字?
我本来想叫塞斯,但
他看起来有点意大利风。
你申请去别的星球做殖民者,却懒得告诉我?
你会批准吗?
当然不会。
看来根据你的反应,我的选择是对的。
对吧,朱塞佩?
嘿,听着,我有件事想坦白。
哦,这是你第一次吗?
不是。我给你准备了情人节礼物,但我太尴尬不敢送给你。
为什么?
因为我在那家“脏”店买的。
你一个人去那家脏店了?
在我把车停在两条街外后,你戴着墨镜和帽子进去的?
拿去——帮我买下来!
嗯?
好的,呃……
那个,我希望会很有趣。
它配有颜料,很有创意和艺术感。
好的,你是去那家脏店还是迈克尔斯?
不,不——我们会给自己涂上全身彩绘。
然后——我们站在大画布上开始创作。
哇,这对一个刚同意脱袜子的人来说是个大跨步。
你在取笑我,算了吧。
不不!
来吧,我想做这个。
真的?
对!
让你、我还有你那双非常非常苍白的脚一起做艺术吧。
嘿,你再去那家店的时候,我想和你一起去。
好的。
嗯,那是一段车程。
我去的那家在圣地亚哥。
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词汇 含义

roommate

/ˈruːm.meɪt/

B1
  • noun
  • - tóngjūzhǔ (同居者)

unfair

/ʌnˈfɛə(r)/

B1
  • adjective
  • - bù gōngzhèng (不公平)

killed

/kɪld/

B1
  • verb
  • - shā sǐ (杀死)

murder

/ˈmɜː.dər/

B2
  • noun
  • - shārén (杀人)
  • verb
  • - shārén (杀人)

kidding

/ˈkɪd.ɪŋ/

B1
  • verb
  • - kē wán (开玩笑)

hospital

/ˈhɒs.pɪ.təl/

A2
  • noun
  • - yīyuàn (医院)

patient

/ˈpeɪ.ʃənt/

B1
  • noun
  • - bìnghuàn (病患)

awkward

/ˈɔː.kwəd/

B2
  • adjective
  • - bù ān (不安)

torso

/ˈtɔː.səʊ/

C1
  • noun
  • - shēn tǐ (身体)

chipper

/ˈtʃɪp.ər/

C1
  • noun
  • - zhūntǐ jī (碎木机)

puppies

/ˈpʌp.iz/

A2
  • noun
  • - xiǎo gǒu (小狗)

turtle

/ˈtɜː.təl/

A2
  • noun
  • - wū (乌龟)

jerk

/dʒɜːk/

B2
  • noun
  • - bèn rén (笨人)

colonist

/ˈkɒl.ə.nɪst/

C1
  • noun
  • - zhímín zhě (殖民者)

mission

/ˈmɪʃ.ən/

B2
  • noun
  • - rènwu (任务)

confession

/kənˈfɛʃ.ən/

B2
  • noun
  • - chòu bào (忏悔)

embarrassed

/ɪmˈbær.əst/

B2
  • adjective
  • - gān (尴尬)

canvas

/ˈkæn.vəs/

B2
  • noun
  • - pīmiàn (帆布)

artistic

/ɑːˈtɪs.tɪk/

B2
  • adjective
  • - yìshù de (艺术的)

pale

/peɪl/

B1
  • adjective
  • - cǎi (苍白)

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  • I "thought" it was a little unfair that she's always here and you never get a chance to stay over.

    ➔ 一般过去时 + that从句(报告思想)

    "thought" 是过去式动词,表示说话者过去的想法;紧随其后的 "that" 从句说明了具体的想法内容。

  • You can "joke" about murdering people, but you have to say "Just kidding".

    ➔ 情态动词 "can" + 动词原形(能力/许可)

    "can" 表示能力或许可,后面直接接动词原形 "joke",不加 "to"

  • I "have to" run over to the hospital and check on a patient.

    ➔ 必须结构 "have to" + 动词原形(义务)

    "have to" 表示外在的必要性,后面接动词原形 "run"

  • "That's" okay. I can "come back" later.

    ➔ 缩写 "that's"(that is)+ 情态动词 "can" + 动词短语

    "that's""that is" 的缩写,"can" 表示能力,情态动词后面的动词短语 "come back" 是不带 "to" 的原形。

  • Because "that'll" be awkward.

    ➔ 将来时缩写 "that'll"(that will)

    "that'll""that will" 的缩写,使用 "will" 构成一般将来时,口语中常缩写。

  • We "don't" live in the same house.

    ➔ 一般现在时否定,助动词 "do" + not

    "don't""do not" 的缩写,用于构成一般现在时的否定句。

  • If they "accept" daddy's application to live on Mars.

    ➔ 第一条件句:if + 一般现在时,暗示将来结果

    "accept" 用一般现在时,因为 if 从句谈论的是可能的未来情形;主句省略,但暗示了后果。

  • "Would" you have "approved"?

    ➔ 情态动词 "would" + 完成不定式(过去条件)

    "Would" 表示过去的假设情境,"have approved" 为完成不定式,指本可发生的动作。

  • I "put" her in a wood chipper.

    ➔ 一般过去时(不规则动词 "put")

    "put" 是不规则动词,过去式与原形相同,表示已经完成的动作。

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