- Why?
00:00
- I want you and the baby
to never see me again.
00:00
Ever.
00:02
- [Mom] Martin, I think it's on.
00:04
- [Martin] It should be.
00:05
Hello.
00:06
- [Mom] Does that look like it's on?
00:07
It's got that recording thing on there.
00:08
- [Martin] Yeah .
00:09
- Martin, just like ...
00:10
You're not holding ...
00:12
That's it, yeah.
00:13
Can you see my face and just my top in it?
00:14
- [Martin] Yeah, I can.
00:16
- Hi guys!
00:16
So Morgan as you know has
been pranking me a lot lately.
00:17
Take your dog and go!
00:21
And I'm not very happy about it
00:23
so today I decided it's pay back time.
00:25
So Morgan
00:28
be warned.
00:30
Morgan's out for a meal at the moment,
00:31
he's coming home in I'm
thinking about 10 minutes,
00:33
so I've got to get this camera positioned
00:35
somewhere upstairs.
00:37
I'm gonna hide it ...
00:38
- [Martin] But Jill, what
prank are we doing today?
00:39
- Right, I'm glad you asked.
00:41
We're doing the pregnancy prank.
00:43
So, I'm gonna tell Morgan
I'm pregnant accidentally
00:45
and we're gonna see what his reaction is.
00:49
I think he'll probably be okay,
00:50
but there is one point where
he's not going to be happy
00:53
and I'm gonna save that
till later on in the prank.
00:56
And them I'm gonna break the news to him.
01:00
So, because Morgan's gonna be
loading this to his channel
01:02
I think it's only fair that we say this.
01:05
So if you're new, subscribe,
hit that like button below.
01:07
Follow Morgan on Twitter,
we're nearly at 2 million subs.
01:11
Or we may be by now.
01:15
And just thank you for all your support
01:17
and for supporting Morgan.
01:19
But today we're gonna prank him big time.
01:21
One of the things I'm gonna
do to Morgan in this prank is
01:24
gonna make him really, really angry,
01:27
so I'm kind of really
excited and I can't wait
01:29
for you to see how he
actually lose his temper.
01:31
So what we're gonna do,
01:34
we're gonna go up to the kitchen now,
01:35
we've not got long.
01:37
We're gonna hide the camera,
wait for Morgan to come in,
01:37
and then we're gonna call him in to a ...
01:40
Like a family meeting
01:42
and we're gonna break the news to him.
01:44
So I can't wait, I hope you
guys are excited for this.
01:46
Are you excited Martin
or are you a bit scared?
01:49
- [Martin] I'm really excited, Jill,
01:51
but there's only one thing ...
01:53
When he finds out.
01:55
- Oh god, yeah, 'cause he's really strong
01:56
and got big muscles (laughs).
01:57
Don't worry Morgan, we're only kidding,
01:59
you've got really big muscles.
02:01
(melancholy orchestral music)
02:02
You shouldn't leave your
camera lying around, Morgan,
02:07
anybody can pick it up and prank ya,
02:09
so this is the first of many.
02:11
The prank wars is just beginning, Morgan,
02:12
so you should be very, very, very scared.
02:14
- [Spongebob Narrator]
A few moments later.
02:17
- [Martin] Should I
stop recording now Jill?
02:19
- Yeah, press the ...
02:20
Hang on a minute.
02:22
Give it me I'll do it.
02:23
This is what you do, Love.
02:24
You press this button here.
02:26
Right, guys, so we're not
gonna do it the kitchen
02:28
we're gonna do it in the lounge
02:30
because it's probably more normal
02:31
that we sit in here at night.
02:33
We're gonna sit watching telly,
02:34
Morgan's gonna be home in a few minutes,
02:35
he's text he's on his way.
02:37
When he comes in I'll get the camera ...
02:39
I'm gonna switch it off in a minute,
02:41
I'll put it back on.
02:43
He won't see it, it's behind the telly,
02:43
and he will not be expecting this.
02:45
Right, guys, he's here.
02:47
We just heard the chimes on the door.
02:49
Get ready for this.
02:50
(chimes ringing)
02:51
Be ready Martin.
- I'm ready.
02:52
I'm ready.
02:54
- Right, get in mode.
02:55
Get in the mode.
02:57
Morgan!
02:58
Are you home?
02:59
Morgan!
03:00
Hi you.
03:01
You have a nice time?
03:02
- [Morgan] Yeah.
03:03
- Come sit with us for a few minutes,
03:04
let's turn the telly off.
03:06
- [Morgan] I've got to ...
03:07
- No, no, no, Morgan,
03:08
we need to have just a little
chat for a few minutes.
03:10
Come sit down.
03:13
- [Morgan] Is this a prank?
03:14
- No.
03:15
- [Morgan] You never chat to me.
03:16
- Morgan.
03:16
- No, we've got something to tell you.
03:17
- No, we've got something to tell you.
03:18
Oh, god.
03:19
- [Morgan] You just turned
the Tv off, you're doing ...
03:20
- Just down a minute.
03:21
- Sit down, please.
03:22
- Sit down, mate.
03:23
- [Morgan] You sure?
03:23
- It's quite serious.
03:24
- [Morgan] Are you sure?
03:25
I genuinely don't know
if I should believe you.
03:26
I do know prank wars I on.
03:27
I do know prank wars is on.
03:28
- Morgan sit down, we need to tell you
03:30
we've got some news ...
03:32
- [Morgan] Slow down, slow down.
03:33
- No, listen we've got some ...
03:34
- Swear?
03:35
- Swear I've got some good news for you.
03:36
- Sit down, we've just got to tell ...
03:37
- [Morgan] Well what if I want to stand?
03:38
- Well stand up then if you want.
03:40
You know how when you were little
03:41
you always kind of talked about
03:42
you wanted a brother or sister?
03:43
- I said that once when I was bullied
03:45
and lonely and had no friends.
03:48
What has that got to do with anything?
03:50
- Oh, I thought you really wanted one.
03:52
- Oh, you're taking the p***.
03:53
- Hang on, we aren't finished yet.
03:55
(Morgan laughs)
03:56
- We'll I was just talking
- Why would you think I
03:57
wanted one?
03:58
Are you dumb?
03:59
Why would you ...
04:00
- So, no ...
04:01
Alright, alright, alright,
I'm just trying ...
04:02
I got something to tell you
04:04
that's a bit like "Oh, right, okay."
04:05
- You have something to tell me ...
04:07
- I'm just gonna come out with it.
04:08
I'm just gonna come out with it, okay?
04:10
- You're gonna come out with it?
04:12
- I'm just gonna say it 'cause it's ...
04:13
I don't know how the best way to say it.
04:13
It's good news and we're quite excited.
04:15
I'm having a baby.
04:17
- (laughs) You're taking the p***.
04:18
You're taking the p***.
04:22
- This is ...
04:24
We weren't planning this.
04:25
- You're taking the p***.
04:26
- Oh!
04:27
- Now hang on!
04:28
- Don't do that!
04:29
That's dangerous.
04:30
- You're taking the p***.
04:30
You're taking the p***.
04:31
- Alright ...
04:32
- Where's the camera?
04:33
- There's no camera.
- What camera?
04:34
- There's a camera there.
04:36
(clattering sound)
04:37
- Morgan!
04:38
Morgan, Morgan.
04:39
We'll go in the kitchen or somewhere else
04:40
if you'd rather talk somewhere else.
04:42
What are you doing?
04:43
- What are you doing that for?
04:44
There's no cameras in here.
04:46
- [Morgan] Tell me you're taking the p***.
04:47
- Sit down a minute.
04:49
- I'm gonna explain it
to you like this, Morgan,
04:50
we're just giving ya ...
04:52
- Tell me you're taking the p***.
04:53
- We're telling ya that ...
04:54
- Where's the camera?
04:54
- Morgan, we're telling
you the news that ...
04:55
- Tell me you're taking the p***.
04:57
- Listen, Morgan, calm down.
04:58
- No, alright, listen.
04:59
- Just calm down a bit.
- If you don't me ...
05:00
- Tell me you're taking the p***.
05:01
- Calm down a bit.
05:02
- I thought you might be quiet
and actually listen to us
05:03
and like it's been quite awkward.
05:05
- Where do I even start?
05:06
Tell me your taking the p***!
05:08
- Listen to your mum.
05:09
- Tell me you're taking the p***!
05:10
- Let your mum explain things.
05:11
- Tell me you're taking the p***!
05:12
- Just let your mum explain thing.
05:12
- Tell me your taking the p***, come on!
05:13
- [Mom] I'm trying to
explain something to you
05:14
that's been a bit awkward.
05:15
I've not known for very long,
05:16
nobody else knows and I'm
trying to tell you before.
05:17
- What you looking for?
05:20
- So ...
05:21
Morgan, I'm not even telling
you, go to your room.
05:22
I don't even want to talk to you now.
05:24
You've spoiled the moment.
05:26
I'm telling you something
05:27
and you're just looking like a cuckoo
05:28
with your head spinning round.
05:30
I'm trying to explain something
05:31
and I'm treating you like a grown up ...
05:32
- Well explain that ...
05:34
- I told ya, I've just told ya.
05:35
I've had it ...
05:37
I'm pregnant, it's not planned ...
05:38
- You're pregnant?
05:40
You're taking the ...
05:41
You're pregnant?
05:42
- Is it because of my age that
you're thinking it's a lie?
05:43
- Of course it's 'cause of your age!
05:46
For god's sake!
05:48
- What's age got to do with it?
05:49
Come on, lets face it.
05:50
- Why is ...
05:50
- Listen, we've not planned this, alright?
05:51
So, listen ...
- I don't even care.
05:52
- We're gonna talk about this properly
05:53
- Because why, why, why
have you not talked to me?
05:54
Why have you not ...
05:55
No, you're taking, I'm
not falling for this.
05:56
- [Martin] We've just found out.
05:58
- [Mom] I'm telling you.
05:59
I'm telling you now.
05:59
- I'm not falling for this.
06:00
- Alright, well, leave it at that then.
06:01
We'll talk about it tomorrow
06:02
when you come to be a bit more grown up.
06:03
- If you don't want to
listen, fair enough.
06:04
- If you don't want to listen
06:05
other people will be telling other people
06:06
so I want ...
06:08
- You're taking the ...
06:09
- So how do you feel?
06:10
- I don't even ...
06:11
You don't ask me how I feel.
06:12
I know this is, you're taking ...
06:13
- But what difference is it
gonna make to you really?
06:15
- What do you mean what
different does it make to me?
06:17
- I'll still be at home with you.
06:18
- It's just ...
06:21
What do we even say to people about that?
06:22
- Are you embarrassed?
06:23
- I'm extremely embarrassed!
06:24
- Why?
06:26
- 'Cause it's just ...
06:26
It's happened, Morgan, I'm
just trying to like explain
06:27
that it wasn't planned, it's too late ...
06:29
- We're trying to explain
to you something, alright?
06:31
I don't want you to flee.
06:33
Just listen to me and your mum.
06:35
Just listen.
06:36
- But it's alright, I'm fit.
06:37
I've got a lot of energy.
06:38
- If you didn't want to talk
about it, alright, so ...
06:40
(record scratch sounds)
06:41
- [Morgan Voiceover] So
at this point you can tell
06:42
I did spot the camera,
06:44
and obviously as soon as I saw it
06:45
I knew it was 100% a prank.
06:46
Now, I was gonna just tell
her that I'd seen the camera
06:48
and end it all there, but I had a thought.
06:50
Why don't I carry on the prank,
06:52
get really, really angry,
06:54
get really, really mean,
06:56
and reverse this whole thing on mum.
06:57
And that is exactly what I did.
06:59
Prank wars baby.
07:00
- What's the matter?
07:02
- Nothing, I'm just ...
07:03
- Don't be upset, come here.
07:04
You don't need to be upset about it,
07:05
I want you to be happy.
07:06
I want you to be happy about it.
07:08
- There is one thing
07:09
your mums got to explain
something to you now.
07:10
- What is it?
07:12
- No, don't.
07:12
- He's got to know.
07:13
- The only problem that I've got then is,
07:14
why I would have preferred
07:16
to have just waited a little bit longer,
07:17
but because of my age
and because of, you know,
07:19
I'm not allowed to fly or anything.
07:22
- [Morgan Voiceover] So this has ended up
07:24
working perfectly in my favour.
07:25
It gave me a reason to
get really, really angry
07:26
and for mum to believe it.
07:29
Like, get ready for this guys,
07:30
this prank just backfires
completely on mum.
07:31
- I'm you're not gonna be ...
- What about the holidays?
07:33
We can't go to America.
07:35
- We can't go ...
07:36
I can't go to America with you.
07:37
- We can't go to America.
07:38
- And I know that's ...
07:39
I feel bad.
07:40
Watch ...
07:40
- Calm down!
07:41
- [Morgan] You can't go to America?
07:43
- No.
07:44
- That's it, I've had enough of this.
07:45
I've had enough of this.
07:47
I'm going, I'm moving out.
07:48
- Where are you going, to America?
07:49
- No, I'm living with
dad, I'm fed up with this.
07:50
(Jill gasps)
07:52
I'm absolutely fed up with this.
07:53
- Why?
07:54
- [Morgan] You take it too far every time.
07:55
It's just really 'cause I
don't want to be around you,
07:56
I don't want to be known with
it, I don't want to be ...
07:59
- With it?
08:01
What, with a baby?
08:01
- With it, with that little thing.
08:02
I don't want to be a ...
08:03
I don't want to ever know it,
08:04
I don't want it ever meeting me.
08:06
If it ever meets me, I'll
tell you what I'll do.
08:07
I'll make sure it doesn't want
to meet me ever again, okay?
08:07
- Morgan I'm shocked.
08:12
This is no like you at all.
08:13
- Why are you like that?
08:15
There's no reason to be like this.
08:16
- Listen to me, listen to me.
08:17
Listen to these words
before you get angry,
08:19
before you get any more angry.
08:20
I'm gonna go upstairs,
I'm gonna pack my stuff,
08:22
I'm gonna get everything,
08:23
and then I want a lift
to dad's in half a hour.
08:24
- [Martin] Why?
08:26
- And then I want you and the baby
08:27
to never see me again, ever.
08:28
- That's shocking, Morgan.
08:29
- I'm going now, so you got to ...
08:31
- What's wrong?
08:33
I can't, honestly, I can't
understand you at all.
08:34
Why don't you come back
and talk sensibly about it?
08:36
- [Morgan] Talk sensibly
when there's no baby!
08:39
- Let's just pull this video,
08:41
this has gone a bit too far now.
08:43
That's a prank that's gone wrong.
08:44
Martin, I'm gonna go up another word
08:45
and tell him it was a prank.
08:48
I can't let him go.
08:49
- [Martin] I didn't expect
him to walk like that.
08:50
- [Mom] No, I didn't, I can't believe it.
08:52
- [Martin] I thought it'd
get him unhappy, but ...
08:53
- [Mom] I know.
08:55
- [Martin] Not be angry like that.
08:55
- [Mom] I know.
08:56
Morgan!
08:57
Morgan, I've just come to tell you
08:58
I've got your camera
09:00
and that was actually a
prank, we were pranking ya.
09:01
- That was a prank?
09:04
- [Mom] That was a prank.
09:05
- I don't care.
09:05
I don't care for the lot of it.
09:06
I'm completely fed up with it.
09:07
Get the camera out, If I ...
09:08
No, give me the camera.
09:10
I'm gone, I don't ...
09:11
- [Mom] (Laughs) No.
09:12
You can't go just 'cause
we've done a prank.
09:13
You're always pranking me.
09:15
- [Morgan] I don't care, that's too far.
09:16
- [Mom] But what about
when you squirt fart spray
09:18
and smelly stuff in my hair?
09:21
- [Morgan] None of that's
as serious as that.
09:22
- [Mom] It is serious!
09:24
- [Morgan] You don't understand
how serious that is to me.
09:25
So get me my life.
09:26
- [Mom] What's ...
09:27
you're having a little
brother or sister ...
09:28
- [Morgan] Get ready, get ready.
09:29
- [Mom] I'm really disappointed in him.
09:31
(Morgan laughs)
09:34
- Oh my god.
09:38
Oh my god.
09:38
Yo, that is the definition
of a prank backfire.
09:39
Oh my god (laughs).
09:44
I can't believe it.
09:47
Should I reveal it to her?
09:48
I'm gonna reveal it to her.
09:49
- Don't get upset about it.
09:51
- I know, but of course I'm upset
09:53
'cause I feel like a idiot.
09:55
- If he can't take it,
09:55
that's up to him if he can't take it.
09:56
- I know, but it's like there's just ...
09:57
- [Morgan] Mum.
09:59
- We were just gonna be funny.
10:00
What d'you want?
10:01
You're not leaving.
10:02
- What are you doing with that?
10:03
(Morgan laughs)
10:04
Look, he's laughing now.
10:06
Look at him.
- What are you laughing at?
10:06
- [Morgan] See, there's
one mistake you made.
10:07
- You know what?
10:10
I'm done.
10:11
- [Morgan] You could not hide
a camera to save your life.
10:12
I spotted that about five minutes in.
10:16
That is the ...
10:18
You didn't even hide it.
10:19
- You actually knew then?
10:21
- [Morgan] Yep, yep.
10:22
- And so is that why you were going mad?
10:24
You were showing off.
10:25
- [Morgan] Yep (laughs).
10:26
- So did I prank you then?
10:28
- [Morgan] No, that's a massive,
10:29
massive backfire right there.
10:31
- You almost had me.
10:32
You almost had me at the
first two or three minutes
10:33
you thought it was for real.
10:35
- [Morgan] I don't know, I mean,
10:37
I was saying, "Where's the camera?"
10:37
But, either way Mum, I think now
10:39
what you got to do is look
down the lens and say ...
10:40
- No, I'm not doing it.
10:43
- [Morgan] "It just backfired."
10:44
- No, because I don't know, no.
10:45
- [Morgan] "My prank just backfired
10:48
"and I'm still yet to prank Morgan."
10:48
- No.
10:51
- [Morgan] Come on, mum.
10:52
- My prank just backfired and
10:52
I'll have to do better next time.
10:55
- [Morgan] "And I'm still
yet to prank the king."
10:57
- Oh no, I'm not going that far.
10:59
(Morgan laughs)
11:00
- [Morgan] You've just
taken the biggest L ever.
11:02
You tried to prank me, with
a decent prank I may say,
11:04
it had the thought behind it.
11:07
But the one rookie mistake
you made: hiding the camera.
11:09
- I can't understand how you saw it.
11:12
I just don't get it.
11:13
Are you leaving then?
11:14
- [Morgan] Oh, no, I think I'll stay here
11:16
if that's okay with you.
11:18
- Yeah, I bet you'll stay here.
11:18
(Morgan laughs)
11:20
God dammit, we were just
gonna start celebrating.
11:21
- Guys, whoa!
11:24
That is where we're gonna end this video,
11:26
Mum is still yet to prank the king,
11:28
she's still very bad at pranking.
11:29
See, there's one thing that's bad
11:31
for you in this situation, Mum.
11:33
- Yeah?
11:34
- You failed to prank
me but at the same time
11:35
you just made me more mad.
11:37
(Jill and Martin laugh)
11:38
- Can I just ask though?
- Mum ...
11:39
- Did I actually even switch
the camera on properly?
11:41
- I think you did, yep.
11:44
I think you did, so.
- That's good then.
11:45
- I mean, at least that's something.
11:46
- At least I'm learning.
11:47
- Guys, if you're new
to the channel remember
11:48
to hit that subscribe button.
11:49
In the intro, did you do an intro?
11:51
- Yeah.
11:52
- Did you tell them to subscribe?
11:53
- Yeah.
11:54
- Aw, get yourself a mum that pranks you
11:55
but still tells you to subscribe.
11:57
Guys, if you're new hit that
subscribe button down below,
11:59
smash a like on the video right now
12:02
for that bloody terrible prank by mum.
12:04
- Oh my god!
12:06
- [Morgan] And Martin
- Don't blame me.
12:08
- [Morgan] Can't let him get away with it.
12:09
- [Martin] I followed her.
12:10
- Whose idea was that by the way?
12:11
- Me.
12:12
- That was a weird prank, no.
12:13
- No, but a lot of comments were saying
12:13
for you to prank me and say
you've got somebody pregnant.
12:16
I just thought, "Well
I'll pitch that one."
12:18
- I've seen a lot of them.
12:20
There you go, guys, if you're
new remember to subscribe
12:20
and leave a like.
12:23
The teamwork shout out for
this video goes to Ollie
12:24
who told me that he loves the prank videos
12:26
and he thinks I'm gonna
win the pranks wars.
12:28
So Ollie, you've just gone on
a prank that mums done on me
12:31
and I've still managed to come out on top,
12:34
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12:44
you guys have been awesome,
12:46
and we'll see you in are ...
12:48
Are?
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In are?
12:51
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歌词与翻译
[中文]
- 为什么？
- 我想要你和孩子
再也见不到我了。
曾经。
- [妈妈]马丁，我想它已经开始了。
- [马丁]应该是的。
你好。
- [妈妈]看起来好像已经打开了吗？
上面有录音的东西。
- [马丁] 是的。
- 马丁，就像...
你没有拿着...
就是这样，是的。
你能看到我的脸和我的上衣吗？
- [马丁] 是的，我可以。
- 大家好！
所以你知道摩根
最近经常恶作剧我。
带上你的狗出发吧！
我对此不太高兴
所以今天我决定是时候回报了。
所以摩根
请注意。
摩根现在出去吃饭，
他要在我回家
考虑了大约 10 分钟，
所以我必须把这个摄像头放置在
楼上的某个地方。
我要把它隐藏起来...
- [马丁]但是吉尔，什么
今天我们在搞恶作剧吗？
- 好的，我很高兴你问这个问题。
我们正在做怀孕恶作剧。
所以，我要告诉摩根
我意外怀孕了
，我们要看看他的反应是什么。
我想他可能会没事，
但有一点
他不会高兴的
，我会保存它
直到后来的恶作剧。
我要把这个消息告诉他们。
所以，因为摩根会
将其加载到他的频道
我认为我们这样说是公平的。
所以，如果您是新用户，请订阅，
点击下面的类似按钮。
在 Twitter 上关注摩根，
我们的订阅人数接近 200 万。
或者我们现在可能已经是了。
感谢您的支持
和摩根。
但今天我们要好好恶作剧一下他。
我要做的一件事
在这个恶作剧中对摩根做的是
会让他真的非常生气，
所以我真的有点
很兴奋，我迫不及待
让你看看他如何
实际上发脾气了。
那么我们要做的，
我们现在要去厨房，
我们的时间不多了。
我们要隐藏相机，
等摩根进来，
，然后我们会叫他参加...
就像家庭会议
，我们会把这个消息告诉他。
所以我等不及了，我希望你
伙计们对此感到兴奋。
马丁，你兴奋吗
或者你有点害怕？
- [马丁]我真的很兴奋，吉尔，
但只有一件事......
当他发现时。
- 天哪，是的，因为他真的很强壮
并且有很大的肌肉（笑）。
别担心摩根，我们只是在开玩笑，
你的肌肉真的很大。
（忧郁的管弦乐）
你不应该离开你的
相机躺在周围，摩根，
任何人都可以拿起它来恶作剧你，
所以这是众多中的第一个。
恶作剧战争才刚刚开始，摩根，
所以你应该非常非常害怕。
- [海绵宝宝旁白]
几分钟后。
- [马丁]我应该吗
现在停止录音吉尔？
- 是的，请按...
稍等一下。
给我，我会做的。
这就是你所做的，爱。
您按下此处的此按钮。
好吧，伙计们，所以我们不是
会在厨房做
我们会在休息室做
因为我们晚上坐在这里可能更正常
。
我们要坐下来看电视，
摩根几分钟后就会回家，
他发短信说他正在路上。
当他进来时，我会拿起相机...
我会在一分钟内将其关闭，
我会将其重新打开。
他不会看到它，它在电视后面，
他不会期待这一点。
好的，伙计们，他来了。
我们刚刚听到门铃声。
为此做好准备。
（铃声响起）
准备好马丁。
- 我准备好了。
我准备好了。
- 好的，进入模式。
进入模式。
摩根！
你在家吗？
摩根！
你好。
你玩得开心吗？
- [摩根] 是的。
- 来和我们一起坐几分钟，
让我们关掉电视。
- [摩根] 我必须...
- 不，不，不，摩根，
我们需要一点
聊了几分钟。
过来坐下。
- [摩根]这是恶作剧吗？
- 不。
- [摩根]你从来不跟我聊天。
- 摩根。
- 不，我们有件事要告诉你。
- 不，我们有件事要告诉你。
哦，天啊。
- [摩根]你刚刚转身
关掉电视，你正在做...
- 稍等一下。
- 请坐。
- 坐下，伙计。
- [摩根]你确定吗？
- 情况相当严重。
- [摩根]你确定吗？
我真的不知道
如果我应该相信你的话。
我确实知道我参加过恶作剧大战。
我知道恶作剧大战正在进行。
- 摩根坐下，我们需要告诉你
我们有一些消息...
- [摩根]慢点，慢点。
- 不，听着，我们有一些...
- 发誓？
- 发誓我有一些好消息要告诉你。
- 坐下，我们必须告诉...
- [摩根] 那么如果我想站着怎么办？
- 如果你愿意的话，那么就站起来吧。
你知道当你小的时候
你总是谈论
你想要一个兄弟或姐妹吗？
- 当我被欺负
、孤独且没有朋友时，我说过这句话。
这有什么关系？
- 哦，我以为你真的想要一个。
- 哦，你在开玩笑。
- 等等，我们还没有完成。
（摩根笑）
- 我们会的，我只是在说话
- 你为什么认为我
想要一个？
你傻吗？
你为什么要...
- 所以，不...
好吧，好吧，好吧，
我只是想...
我有件事要告诉你
这有点像“哦，对了，好吧。”
- 你有话要告诉我...
- 我只是要说出来。
我只是想把它拿出来，好吗？
- 你会拿出来吗？
- 我只是想说，因为它是...
我不知道最好的表达方式。
这是个好消息，我们非常兴奋。
我要生孩子了。
- （笑）你正在接受***。
你正在采取行动。
- 这是...
我们没有计划这样做。
- 你正在采取行动。
- 哦！
- 现在坚持住！
- 不要那样做！
这很危险。
- 你正在采取行动。
你正在采取行动。
- 好吧...
- 相机在哪里？
- 没有相机。
- 什么相机？
- 那里有一个摄像头。
（咔哒声）
- 摩根！
摩根，摩根。
如果您想在其他地方交谈，我们可以去厨房或其他地方
。
你在做什么？
- 你这么做是为了什么？
这里没有摄像头。
- [摩根] 告诉我你正在接受***。
- 坐下一分钟。
- 我会解释一下
对你这样，摩根，
我们只是给你...
- 告诉我你正在采取行动。
- 我们告诉你...
- 相机在哪里？
- 摩根，我们告诉你
你的消息是...
- 告诉我你正在采取行动。
- 听着，摩根，冷静点。
- 不，好吧，听着。
- 冷静一点。
- 如果你不听我的话...
- 告诉我你正在接受***。
- 冷静一点。
- 我以为你可能会安静
实际上听我们说
，感觉这很尴尬。
- 我该从哪里开始呢？
告诉我你在玩***！
- 听你妈妈的话。
- 告诉我你正在接受***！
- 让你妈妈解释一下。
- 告诉我你正在接受***！
- 让你妈妈解释一下吧。
- 告诉我你正在接受***，来吧！
- [妈妈]我正在努力
向你解释一下
有点尴尬的事情。
我知道的时间并不长，
没有人知道，而我
之前想告诉你。
- 您在寻找什么？
- 所以...
摩根，我什至不告诉
你，回你的房间去吧。
我现在根本不想和你说话。
你破坏了这一刻。
我正在告诉你一些事情
，而你看起来就像一只头晕目眩的杜鹃
。
我正在尝试解释一些事情
，并且我像对待成年人一样对待你...
- 好吧解释一下...
- 我告诉过你，我刚刚告诉过你。
我受够了...
我怀孕了，这不是计划中的...
- 你怀孕了？
您正在服用...
您怀孕了？
- 是因为我的年龄吗
你认为这是谎言吗？
- 当然是因为你的年龄！
看在上帝的份上！
- 年龄有什么关系？
来吧，面对现实吧。
- 为什么...
- 听着，我们没有计划这样做，好吗？
所以，听着...
- 我什至不在乎。
- 我们要好好谈谈这个
- 因为为什么，为什么，为什么
你没跟我说话吗？
你为什么不...
不，你在拿，我在
不上当。
- [马丁]我们刚刚发现。
- [妈妈]我告诉你。
我现在告诉你。
- 我不会上当。
- 好吧，那就这样吧。
明天
当你长大一点后我们再讨论这个问题。
- 如果您不想
听着，很公平。
- 如果你不想听
其他人会告诉其他人
所以我想...
- 你正在接受...
- 那么你感觉如何？
- 我什至不...
你不问我的感受。
我知道这是，你正在...
- 但这有什么区别
真的要给你吗？
- 你是什么意思
这对我来说有什么不同吗？
- 我仍然会在家里和你在一起。
- 这只是...
对此我们该怎么跟人们说呢？
- 你感到尴尬吗？
- 我非常尴尬！
- 为什么？
- 因为这只是...
事情发生了，摩根，我
只是想解释
这不是计划好的，为时已晚......
- 我们正在尝试解释
给你一些东西，好吗？
我不想让你逃跑。
听我和你妈妈的话。
听着。
- 但没关系，我很健康。
我精力充沛。
- 如果你不想说话
关于它，好吧，所以...
（录制刮擦声）
- [摩根画外音]所以
此时您可以看出
我确实发现了相机，
并且显然我一看到它
我就知道这100%是恶作剧。
现在，我只想告诉
她告诉她我看到了相机
并结束了这一切，但我有一个想法。
为什么我不继续这个恶作剧，
变得非常非常生气，
变得非常非常刻薄，
然后把这整件事反过来对妈妈来说。
这正是我所做的。
恶作剧战争宝贝。
- 怎么了？
- 没什么，我只是...
- 别难过，过来。
你不需要为此难过，
我希望你快乐。
我希望你对此感到高兴。
- 有件事
你妈妈必须解释一下
现在给你一些东西。
- 这是什么？
- 不，不要。
- 他必须知道。
- 我遇到的唯一问题是，
为什么我宁愿
多等一会儿，
但因为我的年龄
因为，你知道，
我不被允许乘坐飞机或其他任何东西。
- [摩根画外音]所以这最终
对我来说非常有利。
这给了我一个理由
变得非常非常生气
并让妈妈相信这一点。
就像，为这些家伙做好准备吧，
这个恶作剧只会适得其反
完全靠妈妈。
- 我是你不会...
- 假期怎么样？
我们不能去美国。
- 我们不能去...
我不能和你一起去美国。
- 我们不能去美国。
- 我知道那是...
我感觉很糟糕。
观看...
- 冷静！
- [摩根]你不能去美国吗？
- 不。
- 就是这样，我受够了。
我已经受够了。
我要走了，我要搬出去了。
- 你要去哪里，去美国？
- 不，我和
爸爸，我受够了这个。
（吉尔喘息）
我真的受够了。
- 为什么？
- [摩根]你每次都做得太过分了。
这真的是因为我
不想和你在一起，
我不想被人认识
它，我不想...
- 有了它？
什么，带着孩子？
- 有了它，有了那个小东西。
我不想成为...
我不想知道它，
我不想让它遇见我。
如果它遇见我，我会
告诉你我会做什么。
我会确保它不想要
再次见到我，好吗？
- 摩根我很震惊。
这一点都不像你。
- 你为什么这样？
没有理由这样做。
- 听我说，听我说。
听听这些话
在你生气之前，
在你变得更生气之前。
我要上楼，
我要收拾我的东西，
我要拿走所有东西，
然后我想要搭便车
半小时后到爸爸家。
- [马丁]为什么？
- 然后我希望你和宝宝
再也见不到我了，永远。
- 这太令人震惊了，摩根。
- 我现在要走了，所以你必须...
- 出了什么问题？
我不能，老实说，我不能
完全理解你。
你为什么不回来
并明智地谈论它？
- [摩根]理智地说话
没有宝宝的时候！
- 让我们拉出这个视频，
现在已经有点过了。
这是一个错误的恶作剧。
马丁，我要再提一个词
并告诉他这是一个恶作剧。
我不能让他走。
- [马丁]我没想到
他就那样走路。
- [妈妈]不，我没有，我简直不敢相信。
- [马丁]我以为会
让他不高兴，但是...
- [妈妈]我知道。
- [马丁]别那么生气。
- [妈妈]我知道。
摩根！
摩根，我只是来告诉你
我有你的相机
，那实际上是一个
恶作剧，我们在恶作剧你。
- 这是恶作剧？
- [妈妈]那是个恶作剧。
- 我不在乎。
我不关心很多。
我完全受够了。
把相机拿出来，如果我...
不，把相机给我。
我走了，我不...
- [妈妈]（笑）不。
你不能因为这样就走
我们做了一个恶作剧。
你总是在恶作剧我。
- [摩根]我不在乎，那太远了。
- [妈妈]但是呢
当你喷放屁喷雾
并在我头发上喷臭东西时？
- [摩根] 都不是
就这么严重。
- [妈妈]这很严重！
- [摩根]你不明白
这对我来说是多么严重。
所以请给我我的生活。
- [妈妈]什么...
你有点
兄弟或姐妹...
- [摩根] 准备好，准备好。
- [妈妈]我对他真的很失望。
（摩根笑）
- 天啊。
天啊。
哟，这就是定义
恶作剧适得其反。
天啊（笑）。
我简直不敢相信。
我应该向她透露吗？
我要向她透露。
- 不要为此感到不安。
- 我知道，但我当然很沮丧
，因为我觉得自己像个白痴。
- 如果他不能接受，
那取决于他是否不能接受。
- 我知道，但这就像......
- [摩根]妈妈。
- 我们只是想搞笑。
你想要什么？
你不会离开。
- 你用它做什么？
（摩根大笑）
看，他现在在笑。
看看他。
- 你笑什么？
- [摩根]看，有
你犯了一个错误。
- 你知道吗？
我完成了。
- [摩根]你无法隐藏
一台相机可以拯救你的生命。
我在大约五分钟后发现了这一点。
那就是...
你甚至没有隐藏它。
- 你当时真的知道吗？
- [摩根] 是的，是的。
- 这就是你发疯的原因吗？
你在炫耀。
- [摩根] 是的（笑）。
- 那么我是在恶作剧你吗？
- [摩根]不，那是一个巨大的、
巨大的适得其反。
- 你差点就抓住了我。
你差点就抓住我了
前两三分钟
你以为这是真的。
- [摩根] 我不知道，我是说，
我在说，“相机在哪里？”
但是，不管怎样，妈妈，我想现在
你要做的就是看看
顺着镜头说...
- 不，我不会这样做。
- [摩根]“结果适得其反。”
- 不，因为我不知道，不。
- [摩根]“我的恶作剧适得其反
”，我还没有恶作剧摩根。“
- 不。
- [摩根]来吧，妈妈。
- 我的恶作剧适得其反，
下次我必须做得更好。
- [摩根]“而且我还没有
还没有恶作剧国王。”
- 哦不，我不会走那么远。
（摩根笑）
- [摩根] 你刚刚
取得了有史以来最大的L。
你想恶作剧我，
我可以说这是一个不错的恶作剧，
它背后有想法。
但有一个菜鸟错误
你做了：隐藏相机。
- 我不明白你是如何看待它的。
我就是不明白。
那你要走了吗？
- [摩根]哦，不，我想我会留在这里
，如果你同意的话。
- 是的，我打赌你会留在这里。
（摩根笑）
该死的，我们只是
要开始庆祝了
- 伙计们，哇！
这就是我们要结束这个视频的地方，
妈妈还没有恶作剧国王，
她仍然很不擅长恶作剧。
瞧，在这种情况下，有一件事对你来说很糟糕
，妈妈。
- 是吗？
- 你恶作剧失败
但同时
你让我更生气了。
（吉尔和马丁笑）
- 我可以问一下吗？
- 妈妈...
- 我真的换了吗
相机是否正常打开？
- 我想你做到了，是的。
我认为你做到了，所以。
- 那很好。
- 我的意思是，至少是这样。
- 至少我在学习。
- 伙计们，如果你是新人
到频道时请记住
以点击订阅按钮。
在介绍中，您做了介绍吗？
- 是的。
- 你让他们订阅了吗？
- 是的。
- 哦，给自己找一个恶作剧你的妈妈
，但仍然告诉你订阅。
伙计们，如果你是新手，请点击
下面的订阅按钮，
立即为视频点赞
，因为妈妈的恶作剧。
- 天哪！
- [摩根]和马丁
- 别怪我。
- [摩根]不能让他逃脱惩罚。
- [马丁]我跟着她。
- 顺便问一下，这是谁的主意？
- 我。
- 这是一个奇怪的恶作剧，不。
- 没有，但是很多评论都在说
，是为了让你恶作剧并说
你有人怀孕了。
我只是想，“好吧
我会推销那个。”
- 我见过很多。
好了，伙计们，如果你是的话
新人记得订阅
并点赞。
团队合作呼唤
该视频发送给 Ollie
，他告诉我他喜欢恶作剧视频
，他认为我会
赢得恶作剧战争。
所以奥利，你刚刚继续
这是妈妈们对我做的恶作剧
，但我仍然成功了，
所以我想你会很高兴的兄弟。
如果你想要喊叫
在下一个视频中
点赞、订阅并
打开您的通知。
伙计们，一如既往，我很无聊，
她是世界上最糟糕的恶作剧者，
他是第二糟糕的恶作剧者
世界上的恶作剧者，
你们太棒了，
我们会在...
吗？
在吗？
- 在我们的。
- 在下一个视频中。
和平...
出局。
- 如果您喜欢该视频
然后记得订阅
Morgz 的频道，不要
忘记点个赞
感谢您的观看（笑）。
和平。
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重点词汇
开始练习
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prank /præŋk/ B2 |
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camera /ˈkæm(ə)rɑː/ A2 |
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pregnant /ˈprɛɡnənt/ B1 |
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angry /ˈæŋɡri/ A2 |
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scared /skɛəd/ A2 |
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upset /ˈʌpsɛt/ B1 |
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explain /ɪkˈspleɪn/ B1 |
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embarrassed /ɪmˈbærəst/ B2 |
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disappointed /ˌdɪsəˈpɔɪntɪd/ B2 |
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backfire /ˈbækˌfaɪər/ C1 |
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reveal /rɪˈviːl/ B2 |
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subscribe /səbˈskraɪb/ B1 |
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like /laɪk/ A1 |
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video /ˈvɪdi.oʊ/ A2 |
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mom /mɒm/ A1 |
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baby /ˈbeɪbi/ A1 |
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reaction /riˈækʃən/ B2 |
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channel /ˈtʃænəl/ B2 |
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重点语法结构
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I'm having a baby.
➔ 现在进行时
➔ “I'm having” 使用现在进行时，描述现在正在发生或在不久的将来会发生的动作。
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We weren't planning this.
➔ 过去进行时 (否定形式)
➔ “weren't planning” 使用过去进行时的否定形式，表示过去没有发生的动作。
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I'm gonna break the news to him.
➔ 'going to' 将来时
➔ “I'm gonna” 是 “I am going to” 的口语形式，用于表达未来的意图或计划。
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If you're new, subscribe, hit that like button below.
➔ 第二条件句
➔ “If you're new” 引入第二条件句，用于谈论假设情况及其可能的结果。
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I've not known for very long.
➔ 现在完成时
➔ “I've not known” 使用现在完成时，描述过去开始并持续到现在的动作。
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I'm moving out.
➔ 表示未来安排的现在进行时
➔ “I'm moving out” 使用现在进行时，描述未来的安排或计划。
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You almost had me.
➔ 用 'almost' 的过去时
➔ “You almost had me” 使用过去时和副词 'almost'，描述几乎发生但并没有发生的动作。
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I think you're gonna be happy bro.
➔ 'going to' 将来时
➔ “you're gonna be” 是 “you are going to be” 的口语形式，用于表达未来的预测或期望。
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