HIKING
00:01
- Stan! I'm tired and sweaty! I gotta stop.
- Come on now lazy boy, look at the incredible view here!
00:04
The huge mountains... the air fresher
than the laundromat!
00:10
It's an invigorating shake-up to the soul. But you gotta be in top shape to enjoy it.
00:16
Me? I'm not all winded like you! I'm a- AAARGH!
00:19
Pat! Help me!
00:23
But why? Aren't you enjoying the view? Besides,
I'm too out of shape to help you.
00:26
CLIMBING
00:33
Rats! I can't make it any higher. Stanley!
There's nothing to hold onto!
00:40
No one said mountain-climbing was going to be easy. Now we have to make our way back down somehow...
00:44
Like I said...
00:52
WILD CAMPING
00:57
La Ta Diddly-dee.. yah!
01:01
Ahh..smell that fresh air! Nature...it's the
original scented candle.
01:06
And what a selection. I just got a whiff of
skunkin' MANURE!
01:11
- Lighten up! You'll change your tune when
you set up camp and look for wood, pitch the tent
01:14
- commune with nature-
- Hold it right there!
01:18
YOU'LL be putting up the tent because hanging out with poison ivy and mosquitos was YOUR idea!
01:21
- What's in here, aunt Martha??
- You're such a sourpuss.
01:27
Take a look at the size of the backpack I got.
It's four times the size of yours!
01:31
Still, mine weighs a TON! What's inside? Never
mind... I'll check.
01:33
What's this? And what's it for?
01:38
That's a hammer. For hammering. Mostly with nails...
01:40
I know what a hammer is! But why do we need
one? A SECOND hammer??
01:44
Of course, it's a back up!
01:47
A third hammer because...??
01:48
Because we'll lose our back up hammer, silly.
- An anvil??
01:50
So THAT's what an anvil is. I thought it was
a mini stove... my mistake.
01:54
I'm still carrying way more than you. But
don't take my word for it - I'll show you!
01:57
- Here's our beach ball
- There's no beach!
02:02
- My mat - for yoga!
- Hmm...
02:05
- A PC air mattress.
- It's green!
02:06
- His and his pillows! So stop grumbling about
those hammers!
02:08
This travel pillow is yours, by the way.
02:11
- Hey, what's that?
- Well, it's a picture of Stephanie.
02:19
I'll hang it here so we can both have sweet dreams!
02:22
Stephanie...
02:28
Oh yeah. Don't you think we should have invited
her to come along and go camping?
02:29
But Pat! She would've been too afraid!
02:34
Girls are such chickens! And scared of what?
A cricket?
02:35
More chainsaw murders happen in the woods
than anywhere else! Also, there are zombies.
02:39
D-d-dead ZOMBIES?
02:44
There's no other kind I know of! And since
you decided to pitch our tent on an ancient
02:45
burial ground, there's a good chance we're
going to run into a few. Erm...what's making that noise?
02:50
M-m-my teeth are c-c-chattering!
02:54
What? You're not afraid, are you?
02:56
Don't be ridiculous! When I forget my electric
toothbrush, my molars freak out!
02:59
- Really?
- Of course, you've never noticed?
03:02
So you're not afraid?
03:04
What is this, an inquisition??
03:05
Look out, there's a zombie right behind you!
03:07
AAAH!!
03:09
Why am I afraid of being caught by a corpse with outstretched arms,
03:12
plodding along from side to side at a snail's pace??
I DON'T KNOW, BUT I AM!
03:15
Where'd the zombie go?? Maybe I scared it.
Stan, was this your idea of a joke?
03:20
The joke's on me! Literally!
03:25
No more talk of zombies, it's time to go to
sleep.
03:31
Aah! Did you hear that?
03:37
Your screaming? Who could miss it?
03:39
It sounded like a- like a-
03:41
- a werewolf.
- Sounds more like a bloodthirsty vampire
03:42
whose decomposing eyeball is hanging out!
03:46
Haha! Relax, it's just the wind in the trees
swaying. Here, plug your ears with these.
03:50
With your socks? Urgh, gross - what a foul
smell!
03:55
Ok, how about these?
03:59
- That's better - clean socks!
- Undies, actually.
04:00
Yeurgh! In that case... the socks weren't
so bad.
04:02
Stan?
04:09
She was about to kiss me... WHAT! Did I snore
like a zombie?
04:10
I have to pee!
04:14
You're kidding, right? Are you a child? Don't
bother answering!
04:15
Why didn't you go before you went to bed?
04:18
I didn't have to!
04:20
- What do you want me to do, huh? Go outside!
- I'm scared to go by myself, there are zombies!
04:21
They'll want to get as far away from you as
possible!
04:25
Don't do it so close to the tent!
04:28
Of course! I have manners...
04:30
I know! I'll whistle a happy tune!
Whoo...whoo... yeah, not so much.
04:34
Wait a second, Pat should've come back by
now!
04:44
Either 1, something's wrong... or 2, that's
what he's doing. Either way, I can't sleep
04:47
- he must be scared! Pat!
04:52
Hello? Is he using the bathroom at home?
04:54
What does that self-empowerment guy say? I'm good enough and strong enough and I'm-
04:57
oh yeah, and I deserve it.
05:01
I just peed on a zombie...
05:09
AAAHH!!
05:11
NO!!!
05:21
Pat! Pat! Oh, I've looked everywhere, it's
as if he disappeared. What could've happened?
05:33
Maybe he's snacking on a blueberry bush. Nah,
he hates blueberries...
05:41
Ahh, this is all my fault because I told those
stories about zombies in the woods
05:45
and that made him petrified!
05:49
ZOMBIE!!
05:57
- HAI- YA!
06:01
- Oof!
06:04
- YAAAAA!
06:11
- Ow!
06:21
Take that, you maggot magnet! I'm not going
to let you eat MY brain! I ain't on the menu!
06:25
You big pink zombie!
Hmm... big pink zombie? Oh! Pat, it's you!
06:34
Don't hurt me... or eat me! How did you know
my name?
06:42
It's me, Pat!
06:46
Well... yes! I know. Of course it's you - I
mean, zombies smell bad but you smell disgusting.
06:47
Well, zombie hunting makes you stinky. I haven't
had a shower yet.
06:53
Scratch that.
06:58
Finally! We're gonna get some sleep.
07:00
Ahh yes, you're right - I'm done being scared.
07:02
Pat... Do it before you go to bed!
07:05
Oh! Excuse me.
07:08
That's better. It's a good thing you got me
to remind you to do all the important stuff.
07:11
Oh yeah! Did you check to see if there was
a zombie in the closet?
07:15
- Stop it!
- Hehehe!
07:18
- Actually, indoors they seem to prefer the attic!
- STANLEY!
07:22
- Goodnight, Pat...
- G-g-goodnight!
07:24
SMOKE SIGNALS
07:30
How did he learn these signals so quickly?
Let's see... what does it say here?
07:31
A big puff, followed by a little puff, on
top of another puff... hey, that's interesting!
07:35
Hole? Oh, not hole! HELLO!
07:41
Alright! Wait, here comes another one. What
is that?
07:44
One puff, then three little ones and one in
the shape of a heart? Wait, is that a heart
07:47
or is that a butt?
07:51
Alright, your butt is... now, what could that
mean? Oh, hot!
07:53
Your butt is hot. That doesn't make sense.
Wait a sec, it's not hot. It's on fire.
07:57
He's saying 'your butt is on fire'! It is?
08:02
AAAAHH!!
08:06
BUNGEE JUMPING
08:12
Ready? One, two, three! BONZAIII!
08:16
Did you see me??
08:22
Yeah, but I don't see what's so great, I could
do that no prob!
08:23
Ok then... prove it! Mr King of bungee-jumpers!
08:26
Oh... AAAH!
08:33
Wow, he's really good! Maybe he IS King of
the bungee-jumpers!
08:39
IN SEARCH OF LOST TREASURE
08:46
And then, when you were picking zucchini,
I reached for some brussel sprouts
08:49
and this guy named Russ said 'those are mine.
They're RUSSEL sprouts!'
08:53
Patrick! Stanley!
08:56
Aah, my favourite nephews. Instead of making those quiche recipes, spend the weekend with me!
08:57
Er... we would but we waited all week to try
a new one using just egg whites!
09:03
Too bad! I thought you'd want to help me find
the treasure...
09:08
Huh? The treasure?
09:11
I bought this map at a garage sale, and since
I was a double major in archaeology and extreme
09:14
hiking, I know it leads to the lost treasure
of Hannibal's Cannibals.
09:18
It's right here, on this mountain-top.
09:22
If we run out of food... don't eat me, Stanny!
09:36
A-choo!
09:44
We should've made quiche!
09:47
You know, it tickles when you do that!
09:59
Now, no fooling around boys, it's straight
to sleep! Remember, the tent is already pitched.
10:13
Once you cross the cannibal footbridge, the
treasure awaits you.
10:24
Do not let the darkness nor the dampness deceive you.
10:28
What's dark and damp? Sounds like the middle
of a jelly doughnut!
10:31
Let's hope the treasure's bigger than the
doughnut, Pat!
10:35
Look! The cave! That's it!
10:38
WHY is it they make treasure so hard to find? They should put up a shelf somewhere...
10:41
and mark it 'treasure'.
10:46
Hey, Einstein! It's in there! Maybe YOU could
build a shelf.
10:47
Well, it's been my dream to cross a thousand year old rope bridge dangling over a mile high ravine...
10:50
just remembered we invited
Stephanie for egg white quiche!
10:54
Oh, I totally forgot, Stan! It's her cholesterol.
10:58
And I was so excited: the rope bridge, the rotting wood, the corpses...
11:02
Oh well! Good luck, and tell us how it all
works out. Sorry to be party poopers!
11:05
But... But... Patrick! Stanley! The treasure!
11:10
And for dessert... what should we make? I'm
getting so tired of bananas. Kidding!
11:17
AAAH!!
11:22
Just be brave... oh, who am I kidding?!
11:25
Aaah! Don't move a muscle. Don't hardly even breathe!
11:29
Even the blink of an eye could bring disaster...!
11:33
I'll leave you my beach house.
11:46
How long will this sail be able to hold all
of our weight?
11:51
YEAH! WE MADE IT INSIDE, WE WERE ROADKILL
FOR SURE!
12:08
That's Hannibal's marker! This is where the
treasure's hidden.
12:14
- TREASURE! Yoo-hoo! Treasure! Come out!
- Idiots.
12:18
I hope you're shovel-ready.
12:22
Here's what it says. You have entered the
valley of the mountain.
12:24
But you must beware not to get swallowed into the belly of the beast. Ooh!
12:28
That's SO you! Next time, read everything
in advance, got it? YOU find the treasure,
12:31
I'M staying put.
12:36
It's a trap!
12:43
AAAH!
12:43
Sorry, boys! But this could be where the cannibals
show up.
12:51
And I was about to say things couldn't get
much worse...
12:56
Who would put a wall up in the middle of a
cave...?
13:14
Look! Hey, those are hieroglyphs. Please don't
let this be a museum...
13:18
One of these must move. Push the right one and it'll open.
13:21
Give me the map! You can't find your way out of the bathroom.
13:25
- Give that back, I had it first! Let go!
- Hey, if I get a paper cut, you'll be sorry!
13:27
You're behaving like brats! Drop the map,
now!
13:30
Oh, no.
13:36
There's a secret message. 'This map was created by me, Professor Kentucky-Schmidt,
13:39
paleontologist and adventurer. I wanted others to follow in my footsteps and find what no one believed existed.'
13:45
- He left it here??
- Dummy.
13:51
'You will find the lone survivor from prehistoric
times: a dinosaur so fierce you may wonder
13:53
why you chose to follow a ratty map created
by a total stranger!'
13:58
Huh? That's the treasure? Is this one of those
hidden camera shows?
14:03
'When you panic, try not to tear the map...'
14:06
*GROWL*
14:15
AAAAHHH!!
14:17
*ROAR!*
14:27
I propose we never discuss our little adventure...
all those in favour?
14:37
I!
14:41
Our vow of silence is approved.
14:42
That professor was a madman. No wonder they
didn't believe him...
14:45
Stan Stan, I'm making your favourite! An egg
white pickle omelette with caramel sauce!
14:54
To think we went all that way to discover
that what we treasure most is here in our kitchen!
14:59
This is a treasure map, alright! It even has
riddles!
15:05
Most people make the mistake of following
the map when the real treasure is the map itself.
15:08
We'll auction it...and make a fortune!
Haha!
15:12
HIDE AND SEEK
15:18
97, 98, 99 and 100!
15:20
A-Ha! Come out, come out, wherever you are!
15:25
I can smell you!
15:28
There's no hiding from me...
15:30
A-HA! Now I've found you! I'd know that snoring
anywhere!
15:32
Pat? Pat!
15:38
GONE FISHING
15:42
How's your lunch?
15:45
Oh this here is some top notch spaghetti!
Wanna try some?
15:47
No, thankyou.
15:50
Gee, Pat, you don't have to be so snooty about it! That's the last time I offer you anything I've slaved over.
15:52
- Whatever.
- How ungrateful.
15:58
Um, Stan? Would you pass me the worms please?
15:59
If I have to!
16:02
What! Have you gone loco??
16:06
Well Stan, the spaghetti is delicious! But
the real question is... how are your worms?
16:09
DIG-O-MANIA
16:25
And so my friends and countrymen... er, let's just keep it 'friends'...
16:33
the world will remember your work to help destroy this comet.
16:37
Even though I did the hard part.
16:40
Well said. Good speech, professor. But now
it's time for you to take off and save the world.
16:41
Correct. In fact, we only have 45 minutes
before we all go 'kaboom'!...
16:46
Would someone please explain the concept of
zucchini bread?? Atchoo!
16:51
Good luck! If you don't destroy it, I'll be
very upset!
16:55
It'll mean I wasted my time being nice to Aunt Martha.
16:58
Let's go - mission control!
17:04
Atchoo!
17:10
Pat! You want to do push-ups NOW?
17:18
I've never done a push-up in my life! And
I'm not starting now. I'm looking for the key!
17:20
The key?!
17:23
Wh-wher- atchoo!
17:25
You see this launch console? It needs a key!
Where is it?
17:27
You know, Stan, getting me all stressed out
is not going to help. I was out babysitting Momo...
17:30
Yes? Then what?
17:34
I was just about to bury the key when he asked if he could play a game of hopscotch
17:36
so I said let's start here!
17:39
Get to the point! The world's going to end!
Spare me the play-by-play!
17:41
What's the problem? They stop for some sushi or what? RRR... should have been in orbit by now
17:46
Hello! You nincompoops! Fire this rocket...
this instant!
17:52
We'll use this metal detector to find it.
17:59
Good morning! You vacuuming my roses?
18:01
Pat forgot where he hid the key to the rocket
launcher!
18:03
- If it doesn't take off in the next few minutes...
- We'll all be smashed to SMITHEREENES!
18:06
It's true!
18:11
Let's split up! We can start digging everywhere.
18:11
At-CHOO!
18:14
Hi boys, I made cocoa to keep you warm! Who knows how long you'll be out there saving the planet!
18:18
I can't believe you lost the key.
18:24
I didn't ask to hold it. They forced it on
me. Atchoo!
18:26
If you had a sleeve, I'd say use it. For your
cold... I have my very own secret formula
18:31
that combines chilli, garlic, salsa, red pepper
mixed in a gunpowder base.
18:37
This'll put hair on your chest!
18:42
Only use one drop, Patrick - it's strong!
18:46
Atchoo!!
18:48
10, 9, 8, 7. 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1
18:53
0! Ignition!
19:01
WOOHOO! I've never felt so energised before!
So ENER-
19:03
- GISED
19:06
BEFORE!
19:08
I can't stop my feet!
19:09
Or my arms!
19:11
Or the rest of me!
19:12
Good vibrations!
19:13
Wait, I just mowed the lawn!
19:17
Besides, Pat says he buried it over there!
19:19
She's turned into a gopher! Where'd she go?
19:22
Er... that way, I think!
19:25
She's destroying the house! And Norbert's
inside. I'll save you!
19:27
AAAH!
19:34
Hmm...
19:45
What did you eat... baked beans?
19:46
No! Only lima beans.
19:48
- Stan, I'm stuck!
- You're on your own...
19:57
Go, Em!
20:04
Hello? Emily? The key? Don't for- for- ATCHOO!
20:05
I'll look that way!
20:12
Anyone there?? I'm going stir-crazy! Doesn't
anyone care that the world may soon be 'KABOOM'?
20:23
I better check on its progress...we still
may have time.
20:30
What?
20:38
I told Momo, no snacks between meals!
20:40
Don't stress! Your carrots are safe! Have
you seen the rocket key?
20:42
No key, no launch, meteor strikes earth...
BOOM!
20:46
What key? You drinking coffee again?
20:49
Nah, makes me hyper. Later!
20:51
Lili! Do you know where Emily went?
20:55
All our tunnelling is causing the town's pipes
to burst! Run for cover!
20:59
This feels good!
21:05
Don't worry, Pat! We had a similar problem
when I was a volunteer fireman!
21:06
My bad!
21:13
Funny, I feel like a potted plant! ...Which
reminds me where I hid the key!
21:16
Stan, Stanny - look! Time to go save the world!
21:24
Nein, nein! Could this be? A new trajectory...?
21:31
Professor? Er... sorry for the delay. Your
microphone, it shorted out! But let's go!
21:38
NO! That wasn't ever in the calculations!
The meteor won't hit the earth! NO LAUNCH!
21:43
Never mind!
21:48
- Never what?
- STOP!
21:50
-Oh, 'never stop believing'!
21:51
Let's take a moment to honour the brave soldier who'll risk his life to save our planet.
21:53
One small step for a mouse, but a giant leap for mammal-kind... Professor Chi-Chi!
21:56
NO!!!
22:01
We're ready to launch in 3... aaa-CHOO!
22:02
Stan... old fashioned rockets go the other
way, right? Who knew?
22:16
A comedy of errors, one after the other! And I made the biggest mistake of all!
22:24
I mistook a 3 for an 8! I spilled some schmootz on my worksheet...
22:30
I did that with a recipe once- atchoo!
22:33
I bet poor Emily's still searching for that
key. But Aunt Martha's cold medicine won't last forever!
22:37
Atchoo!
22:42
Stan! One drop lasts a week... she downed
the whole bottle!
22:44
Cool! I get to see the whole world before
it goes boom! The key has to be here... or here?
22:49
Or here! Why else would they call these
islands the 'Florida Keys'?
22:54
AVALANCHE
22:59
- How do you do?
-Hey, Pat!
23:00
- What did you do, lose your voice or something?
- Ssh!
23:01
- The great outdoors makes me want to shout
out!
23:03
HOW DO YOU DO?
23:06
Be careful, or you're going to cause an avalanche!
Stan...?
23:09
I'm ok!
23:12
SNOW
23:16
Hello! Today we're out in the winter wonderla-
23:18
Stan! Do you see this? It's snow! Too cool!
I love it.
23:20
Hey! Why'd you knock me over?
23:25
Hello? Hello! Hello, little snowflakes, you
cute little crystals! Hello!
23:26
For the love of...
23:31
JUST LIKE HOME
23:34
I'm going to sleep like a baby tonight. This
is the life! Roughing it in the great outdoors!
23:38
Yeah, you said it. No cell phones, no electricity...
23:43
Yeah. Except electricity you can turn off...
wish someone would flick the switch on that moon!
23:46
No sooner said than done, pal o' mine!
23:51
Nice!
23:54
歌词与翻译
[中文]
徒步
- 斯坦！我又累又出汗！我得停下来了。
- 来吧，懒孩子，看看这里令人难以置信的景色！
巨大的山脉...空气更清新
比洗衣店！
这是对灵魂的一次振奋人心的震撼。但你必须保持最佳状态才能享受它。
我？我可不像你那样气喘吁吁！我是——啊啊啊！
拍拍！帮我！
但是为什么呢？你不欣赏风景吗？此外，
我身体太不好，帮不了你。
攀爬
老鼠！我无法再提高了。斯坦利！
没有什么可以坚持的！
没有人说爬山会很容易。现在我们必须以某种方式回去...
就像我说的...
野外露营
La Ta Diddly-dee.. 耶！
啊..闻一下新鲜空气！自然……就是这样
原创香薰蜡烛。
真是一个选择。我刚刚闻到了一丝
臭鼬粪便！
- 放轻松！当你改变你的调子时
你搭起营地，寻找木材，搭起帐篷
- 与大自然交流-
- 就拿在那里！
你会搭起帐篷，因为与毒藤和蚊子一起出去玩是你的主意！
- 玛莎阿姨，这里面是什么？？
- 你真是个脾气暴躁的人。
看看我得到的背包的尺寸。
它是你的四倍大！
不过，我的重达一吨！里面是什么？从来没有
介意...我会检查一下。
这是什么？它有什么用？
那是一把锤子。用于锤击。大多是钉子...
我知道什么是锤子！但为什么我们需要
一个？第二把锤子？？
当然，这是备份！
第三把锤子因为...??
因为我们会失去备用锤，傻瓜。
- 铁砧？
这就是铁砧。我以为是
迷你炉子...我的错误。
我带的东西还是比你多得多。但是
不要相信我的话 - 我会告诉你！
- 这是我们的沙滩球
- 没有海滩！
- 我的垫子 - 用于瑜伽！
- 嗯...
- PC 气垫。
- 它是绿色的！
- 他和他的枕头！所以别再抱怨了
那些锤子！
顺便说一下，这个旅行枕头是你的。
- 嘿，那是什么？
- 嗯，这是斯蒂芬妮的照片。
我会把它挂在这里，这样我们就可以做个好梦了！
斯蒂芬妮...
哦，是的。你不认为我们应该邀请
她一起去露营吗？
但是帕特！她未免也太害怕了吧！
女孩子真是胆小鬼！又怕什么？
一只蟋蟀？
更多电锯谋杀案发生在树林里
比其他任何地方都好！此外，还有僵尸。
死-死-死僵尸？
据我所知，没有其他类型了！自从
你决定在一个古老的
墓地上搭帐篷，我们很有可能
会遇到几个。呃……什么发出这种声音？
呜呜呜我的牙齿在打颤！
什么？你不害怕，是吗？
别开玩笑了！当我忘记带电时
牙刷，我的臼齿吓坏了！
- 真的吗？
- 当然，你从来没有注意到？
所以你不害怕？
这是什么，调查？？
小心，你身后有僵尸！
啊啊！！
为什么我害怕被一具伸出双臂的尸体抓住，
以蜗牛的速度缓慢地从一边走到另一边？
我不知道，但我知道！
僵尸去哪儿了？也许是我害怕了。
斯坦，这是你开的玩笑吗？
开我玩笑了！字面上地！
别再说僵尸了，是时候去
睡觉。
啊啊！你听到了吗？
你在尖叫吗？谁能错过呢？
听起来就像-像-
- 狼人。
- 听起来更像是一个嗜血的吸血鬼
，其腐烂的眼球悬在外面！
哈哈！放松点，这只是树上的风
摇曳。在这里，用这些塞住你的耳朵。
用你的袜子吗？呃，恶心——犯规了
闻！
好的，这些怎么样？
- 更好 - 干净的袜子！
- 实际上是内衣。
耶！那样的话……袜子就不是了
太糟糕了。
斯坦？
她正要吻我...什么！我打呼噜了吗
像僵尸一样？
我要尿尿！
你在开玩笑吧？你是个孩子吗？不要
麻烦回答一下！
你睡觉前为什么不去？
我没必要这么做！
- 你想让我做什么，嗯？到外面去吧！
- 我不敢一个人去，有僵尸！
他们会想离你尽可能远
可能！
不要离帐篷太近！
当然！我有礼貌...
我知道！我要吹响快乐的曲子！
呼...呼...是的，不是那么多。
等一下，帕特应该回来了
现在！
要么 1，出了问题...要么 2，那就是
他在做什么。不管怎样，我睡不着
- 他一定很害怕！拍！
喂？他在家里使用浴室吗？
那个自强不息的人说什么？我足够好，足够强大，我-
哦，是的，我应得的。
我刚刚在僵尸身上撒尿了...
啊啊啊！！
不！！！
拍拍！拍！哦，我到处都找过了，是的
就像他消失了一样。可能发生了什么？
也许他正在吃蓝莓丛。不，
他讨厌蓝莓...
啊，这都是我的错，因为我告诉过那些人
关于树林里的僵尸的故事
，这让他惊呆了！
僵尸！！
- 哈喽！
- 噢！
- 啊啊啊啊！
- 噢！
拿走，你这个蛆磁铁！我不去
让你吃掉我的大脑！我不在菜单上！
你这个粉色大僵尸！
嗯...粉红色大僵尸？哦！帕特，是你！
别伤害我...或者吃掉我！你怎么知道的
我的名字？
是我，帕特！
嗯...是的！我知道。当然是你——我
意思是，僵尸闻起来很难闻，但你闻起来很恶心。
嗯，僵尸狩猎会让你发臭。我没有
还没有洗澡。
从头开始。
终于！我们要睡一会儿了。
啊，是的，你是对的 - 我已经不再害怕了。
帕特...睡前做吧！
哦！打扰一下。
这样更好。幸好你有我
提醒您做所有重要的事情。
哦耶！你检查一下是否有
衣柜里有僵尸？
- 停下来！
- 呵呵呵！
- 事实上，在室内他们似乎更喜欢阁楼！
- 斯坦利！
- 晚安，帕特...
- 晚安！
烟雾信号
他是如何如此快地掌握这些信号的？
让我们看看...这里说了什么？
一大口，然后一小口，就
另一口的顶部...嘿，这很有趣！
洞？哦，不是洞！你好！
好吧！等等，又一个来了。什么
是吗？
吸一口，然后三小口，再吸一口
心的形状？等等，那是一颗心
还是一个屁股？
好吧，你的屁股...现在，那会是什么
意思是？哦，热！
你的屁股很热。这没有道理。
等一下，不热。它着火了。
他说“你的屁股着火了”！这是？
啊啊啊！！
蹦极
准备好了吗？一二三！好极了！
你看到我了吗？
是的，但我不明白有什么好，我可以
这样做没问题！
好吧...证明一下！蹦极王先生！
哦...啊啊！
哇，他真的很棒！也许他是国王
蹦极者！
寻找失落的宝藏
然后，当你摘西葫芦时，
我伸手去拿一些抱子甘蓝
，这个名叫拉斯的人说‘那些是我的。
它们是罗素豆芽！
帕特里克！斯坦利！
啊啊，我最喜欢的侄子们。与其做那些乳蛋饼食谱，不如和我一起度过周末！
呃...我们愿意，但我们等了一整周才尝试
一种仅使用蛋清的新产品！
太糟糕了！我以为你会想帮我找到
宝藏...
嗯？宝藏？
我在旧货拍卖会上买了这张地图，从那时起
我是考古学和极限
徒步旅行的双学位，我知道这会导致失落的宝藏
汉尼拔的食人族。
就在这里，在这座山顶上。
如果我们没有食物了...别吃我，斯坦尼！
噗噗！
我们应该做乳蛋饼！
你知道，当你这样做时会很痒！
现在，别再跟男孩们开玩笑了，这是直截了当的
睡觉了！请记住，帐篷已经搭好了。
一旦你穿过食人天桥，
宝藏在等着你。
不要让黑暗或潮湿欺骗您。
什么又黑又湿？听起来像中间
果冻甜甜圈！
希望宝藏比
甜甜圈，帕特！
看！山洞！就是这样！
为什么他们让宝藏变得如此难找？他们应该在某处放置一个架子...
并将其标记为“宝藏”。
嘿，爱因斯坦！它就在那里！也许你可以
建一个架子。
嗯，跨越一英里高的峡谷上悬吊着的一千年历史的索桥是我的梦想...
刚刚记得我们邀请了
斯蒂芬妮要蛋清乳蛋饼！
哦，我完全忘记了，斯坦！这是她的胆固醇。
我太兴奋了：索桥、腐烂的木头、尸体......
哦好吧！祝你好运，请告诉我们这一切是如何发生的
有效。很抱歉成为聚会的扫兴者！
但是...但是...帕特里克！斯坦利！宝藏！
至于甜点...我们应该做什么？我是
厌倦了香蕉。开玩笑！
啊啊！！
勇敢一点...哦，我在开玩笑吗？！
啊啊！不要动一动肌肉。连呼吸都不敢喘！
眨眼间也可能带来灾难……！
我会把我的海滨别墅留给你。
这面帆能容纳多长时间
我们的体重？
是啊！我们进了里面，我们是道路杀手
当然！
那是汉尼拔的标记！这就是
宝藏被隐藏了。
- 宝藏！哟吼！宝藏！出来！
- 白痴。
我希望您已准备好。
这就是它的内容。您已进入
山的山谷。
但是你一定要小心，不要被吞噬到野兽的肚子里。哦！
这就是你！下次，阅读所有内容
提前，明白了吗？你找到了宝藏，
我留在原地。
这是一个陷阱！
啊啊！
对不起，孩子们！但这可能是食人者的地方
出现。
我正想说事情办不到
更糟糕...
谁会在房子中间竖起一堵墙
洞穴...？
看！嘿，那些是象形文字。请不要
让这里成为一座博物馆...
其中一个必须移动。按下右边的那个，它就会打开。
给我地图！你找不到离开浴室的路。
- 把它还给我，是我先拿到的！松手！
- 嘿，如果我被纸割伤了，你会后悔的！
你的行为就像小孩子一样！放下地图，
现在！
哦，不。
有一条秘密消息。 “这张地图是由我、
古生物学家和冒险家 Kentucky-Schmidt 教授创建的。我希望其他人追随我的脚步，发现那些没人相信存在的东西。”
- 他把它留在这里了？
- 假的。
“你会找到史前唯一的幸存者
次：恐龙如此凶猛，您可能会想
为什么您选择遵循一张创建的破旧地图
是一个完全陌生的人写的！”
啊？这就是宝藏？这是其中之一吗
隐藏摄像头显示？
“当你惊慌时，尽量不要撕破地图...”
*GROWL*
啊啊啊啊！！
*咆哮！*
我建议我们永远不要讨论我们的小冒险......
所有那些赞成的人？
我！
我们的沉默誓言获得批准。
那个教授是个疯子。难怪他们
不相信他...
Stan Stan，我正在做你最喜欢的！一个鸡蛋
白泡菜煎蛋配焦糖酱！
想想我们走了这么远才发现
我们最珍惜的东西就在我们的厨房里！
这是一张藏宝图好吧！它甚至有
谜语！
大多数人都会犯以下错误
地图，而真正的宝藏就是地图本身。
我们将拍卖它......并赚大钱！
哈哈！
捉迷藏
97、98、99和100！
啊哈！出来吧，出来吧，无论你在哪里！
我能闻到你的味道！
我没有什么可隐瞒的...
啊哈！现在我找到你了！我就知道打鼾
任何地方！
帕特？拍！
去钓鱼
你的午餐怎么样？
哦，这是一些一流的意大利面！
想尝试一些吗？
不用了，谢谢。
哎呀，帕特，你不必这么傲慢！这是我最后一次向你提供我辛辛苦苦做的事情。
- 无论如何。
- 多么忘恩负义。
嗯，斯坦？请把虫子递给我好吗？
如果有必要的话！
什么！你疯了吗？
嗯，斯坦，意大利面很好吃！但是
真正的问题是……你的蠕虫怎么样？
DIG-O-MANIA
所以我的朋友和同胞...呃，让我们保持“朋友”...
世界会记住您帮助摧毁这颗彗星的工作。
尽管我完成了最困难的部分。
说得好。讲得好，教授。但现在
现在是你起飞并拯救世界的时候了。
正确。事实上，我们只有45分钟
在我们都“kaboom”之前！...
请有人解释一下这个概念
西葫芦面包？？阿丘！
祝你好运！如果你不毁掉它，我就
很不高兴！
这意味着我浪费了时间对玛莎阿姨好。
走吧 - 任务控制中心！
阿丘！
拍拍！你现在想做俯卧撑吗？
我这辈子从来没有做过俯卧撑！并且
我现在不开始。我正在寻找钥匙！
钥匙？！
什-哪里-阿奇！
您看到这个启动控制台了吗？它需要一把钥匙！
它在哪里？
你知道，斯坦，让我压力很大
不会有帮助。我出去照顾莫莫...
是吗？然后呢？
当我正要埋钥匙时，他问他是否可以玩跳房子游戏
，所以我说我们从这里开始吧！
进入正题！世界末日即将来临！
饶了我一场场比赛吧！
有什么问题吗？他们停下来吃一些寿司什么的？ RRR...现在应该已经在轨道上
你好！你们这些白痴！发射这枚火箭...
这一刻！
我们将使用金属探测器来找到它。
早上好！你用吸尘器清理我的玫瑰花吗？
帕特忘记了他把火箭钥匙藏在哪里
发射器！
- 如果它在接下来的几分钟内没有起飞...
- 我们都会被砸成碎片！
这是真的！
我们分手吧！我们可以开始到处挖掘。
在-CHOO！
嗨，孩子们，我做了可可来给你们保暖！谁知道你会在那里拯救地球多久！
我不敢相信你丢了钥匙。
我没有要求保留它。他们强迫它
我。阿丘！
如果你有袖子，我建议使用它。为了你的
冷...我有自己的秘方
，结合了辣椒、大蒜、莎莎酱、红辣椒
混合在火药基质中。
这会让你的胸部长出毛发！
只需使用一滴，帕特里克 - 它很强大！
阿秋！！
10, 9, 8, 7. 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1
0！点火！
哇哦！我从来没有感觉如此充满活力！
所以 ENER-
- GISED
之前！
我的脚步停不下来！
或者我的手臂！
或者我的其余部分！
良好的振动！
等等，我刚刚割了草坪！
此外，帕特说他把它埋在那里了！
她变成了地鼠！她去哪儿了？
呃...我想是这样！
她正在毁掉房子！还有诺伯特的
里面。我来救你！
啊啊啊！
嗯...
你吃了什么...烤豆？
不！只有利马豆。
- 斯坦，我被困住了！
- 你只能靠自己了...
走吧，Em！
喂？艾米丽？关键？不要为了-为了-ATCHOO！
我就那样看！
有人在吗？我快要疯了！没有
有人关心世界很快就会“KABOOM”吗？
我最好检查一下进度...我们仍然
可能有时间。
什么？
我告诉莫莫，两餐之间不能吃零食！
别有压力！你的胡萝卜很安全！有
你看到火箭钥匙了吗？
没有钥匙，没有发射，流星撞击地球...
轰！
什么键？你又喝咖啡了吗？
不，让我兴奋。之后！
莉莉！你知道艾米丽去哪儿了吗？
我们所有的隧道施工都会导致城镇的管道堵塞
爆裂！跑去寻找掩护！
这感觉真好！
别担心，帕特！我们也遇到了类似的问题
当我还是一名志愿消防员时！
我的错！
有趣的是，我感觉自己像盆栽植物！ ...哪个
提醒我把钥匙藏在哪里了！
斯坦，斯坦尼 - 看！是时候去拯救世界了！
不，不！这可能是吗？新的轨迹……？
教授？呃...抱歉耽搁了。你的
麦克风，短路了！但我们走吧！
不！这从来没有在计算中！
流星不会撞击地球！不启动！
没关系！
- 从来没有什么？
- 停止！
-哦，“永远不要停止相信”！
让我们花点时间向这位冒着生命危险拯救我们星球的勇敢士兵致敬。
老鼠的一小步，却是哺乳动物的一大步......奇奇教授！
不！！！
我们已准备好在 3 年后推出...aaa-CHOO！
斯坦...老式火箭走向另一个
方式，对吧？谁知道？
一部接二连三的错误喜剧！我犯了最大的错误！
我把 3 误认为是 8！我在工作表上洒了一些废话...
我曾经用食谱做过一次 - atchoo！
我打赌可怜的艾米丽仍在寻找那个
关键。但玛莎阿姨的感冒药并不能永远有效！
阿丘！
斯坦！一滴可以持续一周...她服了
整瓶！
酷！我之前就能看到整个世界
它爆炸了！钥匙必须在这里……还是在这里？
或者在这里！否则为什么他们会称这些为
岛屿“佛罗里达群岛”？
雪崩
- 你好吗？
-嘿，帕特！
- 你做了什么，失声了还是怎么的？
- 嘘！
- 美好的户外让我想大喊
出来！
你好吗？
小心，否则会引发雪崩！
斯坦……？
我很好！
下雪
您好！今天我们来到了冬季奇观 -
Stan！你看到这个了吗？下雪了！太酷了！
我喜欢它。
嘿！你为什么要把我撞倒？
喂？你好！你好，小雪花，你
可爱的小水晶！你好！
为了爱...
就像家一样
今晚我会睡得像个婴儿。这个
就是生活！在户外进行艰苦的训练！
是的，你说过。没有手机，没有电...
是的。除了电你可以关掉...
希望有人能按下那个月亮上的开关！
说到做到，我的朋友！
不错！
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重点词汇
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hiking /ˈhaɪkɪŋ/ B1 |
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incredible /ɪnˈkredəbl/ B2 |
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mountains /ˈmaʊntɪnz/ A2 |
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invigorating /ɪnˈvɪɡərətɪŋ/ C1 |
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shape /ʃeɪp/ A2 |
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winded /ˈwɪndɪd/ B1 |
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climbing /ˈklaɪmɪŋ/ A2 |
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selection /sɪˈlekʃən/ B1 |
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whiff /wɪf/ B1 |
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skunkin /ˈskʌŋkɪn/ B2 |
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manure /məˈnjʊər/ B1 |
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pitch /pɪtʃ/ B1 |
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commune /kəˈmjuːn/ C1 |
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sourpuss /ˈsaʊərpʌs/ B2 |
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ton /tʌn/ A2 |
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anvil /ˈænvɪl/ B2 |
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grumbling /ˈɡrʌmblɪŋ/ B1 |
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decomposing /ˌdiːkəmˈpoʊzɪŋ/ C1 |
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重点语法结构
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Come on now lazy boy, look at the incredible view here!
➔ 祈使句 'Come on'
➔ “Come on” 用于鼓励或催促某人做某事。
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It's an invigorating shake-up to the soul.
➔ 现在时被动语态
➔ 这句话使用现在时被动语态来描述一个普遍的真理或状态。
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But you gotta be in top shape to enjoy it.
➔ 表示必要性的 'gotta'
➔ ‘Gotta’ 是非正式表达必要性的方式，类似于 ‘have to’。
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I'm not all winded like you!
➔ 比较级 'winded'
➔ 这句话使用 ‘like’ 来比较说话人的状态与听话人的状态。
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Nature...it's the original scented candle.
➔ 省略和断句
➔ 这句话使用省略来省去词语，使用断句来强调。
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YOU'LL be putting up the tent because hanging out with poison ivy and mosquitos was YOUR idea!
➔ 强调的将来时
➔ 这句话使用大写字母和将来时来强调责任。
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What's in here, aunt Martha??
➔ 尾随问句
➔ 尾随问句 ‘aunt Martha??’ 寻求确认或强调。
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I propose we never discuss our little adventure...
➔ 正式提议与虚拟语气
➔ 这句话使用正式语气和虚拟语气来提议一个行动。
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