(Anthony) Your phone can hack?
00:00
Mine can only take dick pics. (snaps camera)
00:02
(Ian) SHUT UP!
00:04
Oh my god, dude, it's Rob Dyrdek!
00:06
- Dude, just play it cool, alright?
- Alright, we got this.
00:09
- We're super cool.
- Yeah.
00:11
- Hey, love you!
- Love you!
00:12
The flip kick is...
00:14
(tires screeching)
00:16
Here. Take this.
00:19
Oh my nipples!
00:22
(tires screeching)
00:24
(Derek) Stop light hack? What?
00:27
Oh dear god! A red light!
00:34
- (gasping)
- (tires screeching)
00:35
Ah! Owie!
00:37
HEY!
00:40
They got Ian's phone!
00:41
What?
00:43
Let's get him!
00:43
Let's go. Let's go.
00:44
- What?!
- (Derek) Let's go!
00:45
- And how are we involved in this?
- You're involved. Let's go!
00:46
- (tires screeching)
- (Derek) Let's go!
00:49
We're gonna get him.
00:50
AAAAAAH!
00:52
(tires screeching)
00:53
Okay, okay, look.
00:59
We're gonna have to put together
a seriously bad-ass team
01:00
if we're gonna get away from these bad guys.
01:02
Alright, Ian, what do you got?
01:04
Um, I can eat two bowls of spaghetti at once.
01:05
Okay, Anthony, what do you got?
01:08
Uh, I can knit a really fashionable scarf.
01:10
Okay, stereotypical buff action hero guy,
what do you got?
01:14
I'm the most dangerous man in the world!
01:17
And I have these.
01:18
- Umm, I'll take Anthony--
- Yes!
01:22
(Derek) And...
01:25
- And Ian.
- Yeah!
01:29
Let's go. Let's go.
01:31
What?! No fair.
01:33
(sobbing)
01:35
Okay, look, we get to my Fantasy Factory
01:42
and we'll be all good.
01:44
- (tires screeching)
- Okay, let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
01:45
I don't know they just disappeared
from our sights like that.
01:48
Those guys are the best hiders
I've never not seen.
01:50
Okay, okay, look.
01:53
I need you both to run out
into traffic right now.
01:54
- What?!
- Why?
01:56
What do you mean, "Why?".
01:57
What do bad guys love to do
more than anything else.?
01:57
Spray tans?
02:00
They love spray tans, but more than that
02:01
they love to run people over, man.
02:03
- Dude, but what if I chaff my nipples--
- No, just go.
02:05
- Alright.
- Okay, I'll sacrifice myself for you.
02:08
Okay, you're not even sac--what?
02:11
Hey, bad guys!
02:14
There they are!
02:16
Come run us over or somethin' like that!
02:16
I'm gonna run them over or somethin' like that!
02:19
Alright, here we go. Stoplight hack.
02:21
- (tires screeching)
- AH! Ow!
02:25
- Dude, just run the light!
- I can't get another ticket.
02:27
My mom will kill me.
02:29
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Green!
02:31
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Red!
02:34
- (tires screeching)
- (yelling)
02:37
OOOH, whooo.
02:38
Green.
02:40
Red.
02:41
Green. Red.
02:42
Green. Red.
02:43
Green. Red.
02:45
Okay, guys, guys. Come on, come on, come on.
02:46
(moronic giggling)
02:49
Okay, screw this! Screw the van.
02:51
Come on guys, let's go!
02:53
Uh, okay! Well, this is a loading zone.
02:59
So I'm gonna go find a real place to park.
03:02
Oh, come on.
03:08
I knew I should've picked the stereotypical
buff action hero guy.
03:11
Freeze!
03:15
Now give us the phone
03:17
and Bad Guy #3 here won't have to kill you.
03:19
No, I'll still totally kill you, but...
03:21
give us the phone anyway.
03:24
- (phone buzzing)
- Uh, just a second.
03:28
Give me just a second.
It's probably my wife.
03:30
She gets really lonely when I'm working.
03:32
Just a second.
03:35
Hey honey! I'm cheating
on you with Bad Guy #3.
03:36
You're sleeping with my wife?!
03:39
Damn, your wife must straight up hate your ass!
03:41
Yeah, I mean, that would suck if everyone
were to know about it.
03:44
- Right, Rob?
- Uh, yes, it would.
03:47
[I slept with Bad Guy #2's wife!
(She straight-up hates his ass!)]
03:52
- Ooooh!
- Ugh!
03:55
[inaudible]
04:02
Bad guy #4, oh he's kicking some ass.
04:04
Bad Guy #1 is parking.
04:06
Why don't you park
the goddamn van, Bad Guy #2?
04:08
(Derek) We made it. The Fantasy Factory.
04:12
- We are safe. Officially.
- Oh.
04:14
(maniacal laughter)
04:17
Ya'll havin' a good time?
04:19
I'm not.
04:20
Give me the damn phone.
04:21
[Cannon hack.]
04:26
[Tennis Ball Cannon]
04:27
OW! Oh...oh...
04:31
You hit me in the balls.
04:33
That is in direct violation of the Bro Code!
04:34
(whimpering)
04:38
Do you have any basketballs here?
04:44
Is this how you properly grip balls?
04:48
Okay, you can grip your balls
however you feel comfortable.
04:49
It's up to you. Yeah, it's up to you.
04:53
Hey, guys?
04:54
I finally found a place to park,
but it's 15 minutes parking
04:55
so we gotta hurry!
04:58
Hey!
04:59
Give me the phone.
05:01
Oh god! Guys, he's got a--
05:03
Rubber band?!
05:05
I left my gun in the car. Whatever.
05:08
It's still gonna sting hecka bad.
05:11
Rob, do something!
05:13
I don't him to shoot my nipples.
05:14
Yeah, his nipples are super sensitive. Look!
05:16
They're already chafing.
05:19
I got this covered.
05:20
[Rocket Bike]
05:22
<i>Rocket launch engaged.</i>
05:23
Oh crap! I should probably move out of the way
05:27
'cause this bike looks like it's gonna hit me!
05:28
[Target Acquired]
05:30
Whoaaa!
05:32
(screaming)
05:34
That was AWESOME!
05:35
I dunno, I feel kinda bad.
05:37
I mean, that could really hurt.
05:39
What's the worst that could happen?
05:40
It's made out of foam.
05:42
Well, he was gonna shoot
you with a rubber band.
05:45
That's true. He deserved it.
05:48
So...what now?
05:50
Obviously, epic high five!
05:52
Let's do this!
05:55
Uh...guys?
05:56
Can I join it?
05:59
Get on in here, big guy!
06:01
Awesome!
06:02
Let's do this.
06:04
YEEAH!
06:06
[Blackout Hack]
06:14
Ooh-hoo-hoo!
06:18
- Oh, whoa!
- What, is that all you got?!
06:19
Is that all you got? Come on!
06:21
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
06:23
Hey guys, it was so much fun
hanging out with Rob.
06:26
I mean, we got to do all this crazy stuff
06:28
like jump in this foam pit.
06:30
And there's a whole bunch of more bloopers,
06:32
so if you wanna see that,
click the video on the left.
06:33
(screaming)
06:36
Oh, I can't feel my ass!
06:41
And if you guys haven't already,
make sure you check out Smosh Games.
06:43
We've been putting out a whole bunch
of awesome new stuff like this:
06:45
And why am I going so much
slower than everybody?
06:48
- 'Cause you're fat.
- Oh wow.
06:50
I'm Toad!
06:51
So click that video on the right
for some Smosh Games goodness.
06:52
Click the super awesome hack button
so you can subscribe to our channel!
06:56
Man, that's the coolest hack I've ever seen.
07:02
歌词与翻译
[中文]
（Anthony）你的手机能黑进吗？
我的只能拍鸡巴照。（拍摄相机）
（Ian）闭嘴！
天啊，兄弟，是Rob Dyrdek！
——兄弟，放轻松，好吗？——好的，我们搞定了。
——我们超酷的。——是啊。
——嘿，爱你！——爱你！
翻踢是……
（轮胎尖叫声）
给。拿走它。
我的乳头啊！
（轮胎尖叫声）
（Derek）红灯能黑？什么？
天哪！红灯！
——（喘气）——（轮胎尖叫声）
啊！好疼！
喂！
他们拿到Ian的手机了！
什么？
我们去抓他！
走吧，走吧。
——什么？！——（Derek）走！
——我们怎么会卷进来？——你已经卷进来了。走吧！
——（轮胎尖叫声）——（Derek）走！
我们会抓住他的。
啊啊啊啊啊！
（轮胎尖叫声）
好，好，听我说。
我们得组建一支——超牛的团队
才能摆脱这些坏蛋。
好，Ian，你有什么本事？
呃，我可以一次吃两碗意面。
好，Anthony，你有什么本事？
呃，我会织一条超时髦的围巾。
好，典型的壮汉动作英雄——你有什么本事？
我是世界上最危险的人！
而且我还有这些。
——嗯，我选Anthony————是的！
（Derek）还有……
——还有Ian。——对！
走吧，走吧。
什么？！不公平。
（抽泣）
好，听着，我们去我的Fantasy Factory
那儿我们就安安心心了。
（轮胎尖叫声）——好，走吧，走吧，走吧。
我不知道，他们就在眼前消失了。
那些家伙是最会隐藏的——我从没见过。
好，好，听我说。
我现在需要你们两个冲进车流。
——什么？！——为什么？
你说“为什么”是什么意思？
坏人最爱做的事——比任何事都多，是啥？
喷雾式美黑？
他们喜欢喷雾美黑，但更喜欢撞人，兄弟。
他们爱撞人，老兄。
——兄弟，如果我把乳头磨破————不，快走。
——好的。——好，我为你们牺牲自己。
好，你根本没——什么？
嘿，坏人们！
他们在那里！
快来撞我们吧，或者类似的事儿！
我要把他们撞倒，或者类似的事儿！
好了，准备好了。红灯黑客。
（轮胎尖叫声）——啊！哎呀！
——兄弟，直接闯红灯！——我可不想再被罚单。
我妈要杀了我。
等等，等等，等等，绿灯！
等等，等等，等等，红灯！
（轮胎尖叫声）——（大喊）
嗷——呼。
绿灯。
红灯。
绿灯。红灯。
绿灯。红灯。
绿灯。红灯。
好啦，大家，来吧，来吧，来吧。
（傻笑）
好，算了！算了那辆小面包车。
来吧，大家，走！
呃，好！这里是装货区。
所以我要找个真正的停车位。
哎，拜托。
我早该选那个典型的壮汉动作英雄。
站住！
把手机给我们
坏人#3就不必杀你了。
不，我还是会把你干掉，但……
先把手机交出来。
（手机震动）——呃，等一下。
等会儿，可能是我老婆打来的。
她工作时会很寂寞。
稍等。
嗨，亲爱的！我在背着你和坏人#3搞外遇。
你和我老婆上床了？！
哎呦，你老婆肯定恨透了你！
是啊，大家都知道那事儿会很尴尬。
——对吧，Rob？——嗯，是的，会很尴尬。
【我和坏人#2的老婆搞在一起！—她直接恨透了他！】
——噢！——呃！
【听不清】
坏人#4，他真是太能打了。
坏人#1在停车。
你怎么不把——那该死的小面包车给停了，坏人#2？
（Derek）我们到了。Fantasy Factory。
我们安全了。正式安全。——哦。
（疯狂笑声）
大家玩得开心吗？
我没有。
把手机给我。
【大炮黑客】
【网球弹弹大炮】
啊！哦…哦…
你打到了我的蛋蛋。
这明显违背兄弟守则！
（抽泣）
这里有篮球吗？
这才是抓球的正确姿势吗？
好，你可以随意抓住你的“球”。
随你喜欢。是的，随你喜欢。
嘿，大家？
我终于找到停车位了——但只限15分钟停车，
所以得赶紧！
嘿！
把手机给我。
我的天！兄弟，他有——
橡皮筋？！
我把枪忘车里了，随便吧。
还是会疼得很厉害。
Rob，快点儿！
我可不想他射我的乳头。
是啊，他的乳头超敏感。看！
已经在摩擦了。
我来负责。
【火箭自行车】
<i>火箭点火已启动。</i>
糟了！我应该搬开点儿，
因为这辆自行车好像要撞上我了！
【锁定目标】
哇啊！
（尖叫）
太棒了！
我有点儿愧疚。
我的意思是，那可能真的会受伤。
最糟的情况会是什么？
它是泡沫做的。
好啊，他本来要用橡皮筋射你。
没错。他活该。
那……接下来怎么办？
显而易见，来个史诗级击掌！
一起上吧！
呃……大家？
我能加入吗？
大块头，上来吧！
太棒了！
一起上吧。
耶！
【黑屏黑客】
嗷嗚嗚嗚！
——哦，哇！——这就是你们全部的本事吗？！
就这些？来啊！
哦！哦！哦！哦！
各位，这次和Rob一起玩真的超开心。
我们干了很多疯狂的事儿，
比如跳进这个泡沫坑。
还有一大堆彩蛋，
想看就点左边的视频。
（尖叫）
哎，我屁股都麻了！
如果你们还没看——记得去看看Smosh Games。
我们一直在推出一堆超棒的新内容，比如这次：
那我为什么比大家慢这么多？
——因为你太胖了。——哦，天哪。
我是蟾蜍！
所以点右边的视频，来看Smosh Games的精彩内容。
点下超赞的黑客按钮，订阅我们的频道吧！
老兄，这是我见过最酷的黑客了。
[英语]
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重点词汇
开始练习
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hack /hæk/ A2 |
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screeching /ˈskriːtʃɪŋ/ A2 |
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bad-ass /ˈbædˌæs/ B1 |
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stereotypical /ˌstɛrɪəˈtɪpɪkəl/ B2 |
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chaff /tʃæf/ B1 |
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sacrifice /ˈsækrɪfaɪs/ A2 |
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spray /spreɪ/ A1 |
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tans /tænz/ A1 |
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chaffing /ˈtʃæfɪŋ/ B1 |
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sensitive /ˈsɛnsɪtɪv/ A2 |
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foam /foʊm/ A1 |
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重点语法结构
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(Anthony) Your phone can hack?
➔ 使用助动词'can'构成疑问句
➔ 这句话使用助动词'can'构成疑问句，询问电话的黑客能力。语调也表示这是一个疑问句。
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Oh my god, dude, it's Rob Dyrdek!
➔ 感叹句，包含感叹词和口语表达
➔ 这句话表达了惊讶和兴奋。“Oh my god”是一个感叹词，“dude”是一个口语化的称呼。
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We're gonna get him.
➔ 使用'going to' + 不定式构成将来时
➔ 这句话表达了未来的意图或计划。“We're gonna”是“we are going to”的缩写，表示一个计划好的行动。
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Okay, look. We're gonna have to put together a seriously bad-ass team if we're gonna get away from these bad guys.
➔ 包含'if'从句和表达义务的'have to'的条件句（类型1）
➔ 这句话提出了一个条件：如果他们想逃脱，他们*必须*组建一支强大的队伍。“Seriously bad-ass”是一个加强语，强调队伍所需的实力。
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