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[中文]

你想周六一起出去玩吗？

不行。我已经报名要受洗了。

哦，对。我一直想这么做。

那你为什么不和我一起呢？我们可以一起去。

好啊。我们俩一起双手浸水。我喜欢。

想象一下之后的情景？

我们所有的罪都会被洗净。

是啊，而且我们还能继续产生新的罪过。

我真的不知道哪里出了错。

你确定你的审问够高明吗？

我本来这么想，但经过两个小时的审问后，

我只能从我妹妹的大脑里

得到她只是说新来的孩子好像卡住了。

Sheldon，你的教育项目进展怎么样？

进展不顺，卡住了。

你考虑过用 B.F. 斯金纳的行为改造方法吗？

那是什么？它通过惩罚

和奖励来达到你想要的效果。

哦，惩罚。我倒是挺感兴趣的。

（小声）在合适的情况下，我也一样。

我在掷骰子桌上被狠狠打了一顿，

然后我在玩加勒比海扑克时把钱全赢回来了。

那么，加勒比海扑克是怎么玩儿的？

我根本不知道，我当时喝得烂醉。

（两人笑）玛丽：妈妈，你真行。

真是基督徒的好榜样。

哦，我女儿对我有意见吗？

是的。

好，那我可以心满意足地离开了。

妈妈，提前说一下，我明天要受洗了。

天啊。

那孩子的放荡真是毫无边界。

你在说什么？

他只是因为

那个叫 Veronica 的女孩才这么做的。

哦，当然。那倒是说得通。

你说的“说得通”是什么意思？

当我和他同龄时，我搭便车去佛罗里达

因为我有一个朋友，他有个女友

那个女友认识一个可能愿意的女孩。

但后来你遇到了我女儿，你就不必

去那么远了。（笑）

（瓶子碰撞声）

Sheldon：根据 B.F. 斯金纳的说法，

如果我能找到合适的惩罚来激励 Missy，

她能学到的东西就没有上限。

那么，这种惩罚会是什么呢？

用橡胶水管抽她？

不会，那听起来像是导致腱鞘炎的配方。

给她一点小电击？

有点棘手。

要是电压调错，我可能会

余生都呆在精神病院里。

或者我会

对她最爱的东西造成伤害，甚至比生命更重要。

Celeste，你即将成为科学史的一部分。

好了，各位，欢迎来到

1990 年东得克萨斯浸信会奥运会。

（笑）

因为我们正身处水池中。

好了，我想要欢迎

我们的小妹 Veronica Duncan，

我要给她来一次“浸水”。（笑）

对不起。

我关不了这个开关，我还想欢迎

George Cooper，他最近找到了

通往主的道路。

你好。赞美耶稣。

（叹气）

你准备好学习一些高级微积分了吗？

没有。

马上回来。

慢慢来。

Veronica，你信靠耶稣基督

作为你个人的主和救主吗？

（轻笑）我信。

Jeff：在你宣告信仰之时

我为你施洗，我的姐妹，

以父、子、圣灵之名。阿们。

♪ 在水中漫步

♪ 漫步

♪ 孩子们，踏进水里吧

♪ 在水里

♪ 把我冲洗下来，冲洗我 ♪

♪ 漫步……♪

哎呀。

好的，我们再试一次。

你愿意为了学习高级微积分

而拯救 Celeste 的马尾辫吗？

你在干什么？把她放下来。

在我纠正你的行为之前，别动她。

以父、子、圣灵之名。阿们。

♪ 把我扔进水里……

Sheldon，我在警告你。

ALL：哈利路亚！

（笑）我们成功了！

♪ 挑逗我……

哦，我好开心。

我爱你。

有效吗？你感觉有动力了吗？

非常有效。

（动物咆哮）

（Georgie 噘嘴）——（大家倒抽气）

[英语]

You want to hang out Saturday?

Can't. I signed up to get baptized.

Oh, yeah. I've been meaning to do that.

Well, why don't you join me? We could do it together.

Sure. You and me, getting double dunked. I like it.

Can you imagine afterwards?

All of our sins will be washed away.

Yeah, and we can start cranking out fresh ones.

I just don't know where I went wrong.

Are you sure your questioning was skillful?

I thought so, but after two hours of interrogation,

all I could extract from my sister's brain

was that there was some sort of block with new kids on it.

Sheldon, how's your educational project going?

Poorly. I've hit a wall.

Have you considered B.F. Skinner's behavior modification?

What's that? It uses punishment

and reward to get the results you want.

Ooh, punishment. I like the sound of that.

(quietly): In the right context, so do I.

I took a real beating at the craps table,

and then I won it all back playing Caribbean Stud Poker.

Well, how does Caribbean Stud Poker work?

I have no idea. I was drunk off my ass.

(both laugh) MARY: Way to go, Mom.

Way to lead a Christian life.

Oh, does my daughter think poorly of me?

Yes.

Good. I can die happy.

Hey, Mom, just a heads-up, I'm getting baptized tomorrow.

Good Lord.

That boy's randiness knows no bounds.

What are you talking about?

He's only doing it

'cause of that Veronica girl.

Oh, sure. That makes sense.

What do you mean, it makes sense?

When I was his age, I hitchhiked to Florida

'cause I had a friend that had a girlfriend

who knew a girl who might be willing.

But then you met my daughter and you didn't have

to travel so far. (laughs)

(bottles clink)

SHELDON: According to B.F. Skinner,

if I can find the appropriate punishment to motivate Missy,

there's no limit to what she might be able to learn.

But what might that punishment be?

Whip her with a rubber hose?

No. That sounds like a recipe for tendonitis.

Administer small electric shocks?

Tricky.

If I get the voltage wrong, I could spend the rest of my life

in an institution for the criminally insane.

Or I inflict harm

on the object she loves more than life itself.

Celeste, you're about to become part of scientific history.

All right, everybody, welcome to the 1990

East Texas Baptist Olympics.

(laughs)

'Cause we're in the pool of water.

Anyway, I want to welcome

our little sister Veronica Duncan,

who I will be dunkin'. (chuckles)

Sorry.

I can't turn it off. And I also want to welcome

George Cooper, who has recently found

his way to the Lord.

Howdy. Praise Jesus.

(sighs)

Are you ready to learn some advanced calculus?

Nope.

Be right back.

Take your time.

Veronica, do you trust in Jesus Christ

as your personal Lord and savior?

(laughs softly): I do.

JEFF: It's upon your profession of faith

that I baptize you, my sister,

in the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit. Amen.

♪ Wade in the water

♪ Wade

♪ In the water, children, wade

♪ In the water

♪ Washing me down, washing me down ♪

♪ Wade...♪

Dang.

All right, let's try this again.

Would you be ready to learn some advanced calculus

if it saved Celeste's pigtails?

What are you doing? Put her down.

Not until I modify your behavior.

In the name of the Father, Son and the Holy Spirit. Amen.

♪ Drop me in the water...

Sheldon, I'm warning you.

ALL: Hallelujah!

(laughs) We did it!

♪ Tease me...

Ooh, I'm so happy.

I love you.

Is it working? Are you feeling motivated?

Very.

(animal growling)

(Georgie grunts) (all gasping)

重点词汇

词汇	含义
baptized /ˈbæp.tɪzd/ C1	verb - shù yǐ (受洗)
sin /sɪn/ B2	noun - zuì (罪)
punishment /ˈpʌn.ɪʃ.mənt/ B2	noun - xíngfá (惩罚)
reward /rɪˈwɔrd/ B1	noun - jiǎnglì (奖励)
behavior /bɪˈheɪ.vjɚ/ B2	noun - xíngwéi (行为)
modification /ˌmɒd.ɪ.fɪˈkeɪ.ʃən/ C1	noun - xiūgǎi (修改)
interrogation /ɪn.təˈrɒɡ.eɪ.ʃən/ C1	noun - xúnwèn (询问)
electric /ɪˈlektrɪk/ B1	adjective - diàn (电的)
voltage /ˈvoʊltɪdʒ/ C1	noun - diànyā (电压)
institution /ˌɪnstɪˈtuːʃən/ B2	noun - jīgòu (机构)
insane /ɪnˈseɪn/ B2	adjective - fēngkuáng (疯狂)
scientific /ˌsaɪənˈtɪfɪk/ B2	adjective - kēxué de (科学的)
history /ˈhɪstəri/ B1	noun - lìshǐ (历史)
Olympics /ˈɒlɪmpɪks/ B1	noun - dàolìngpǐkè (奥林匹克)
hitchhike /ˈhɪtʃˌhaɪk/ B2	verb - píng chè (搭车)
tendonitis /ˌtɛndəˈnaɪtɪs/ C2	noun - jiàn yán (腱炎)
Caribbean /kəˈrɪbiən/ B2	adjective - ài lì bǐng (加勒比)
pigtails /ˈpɪɡteɪlz/ B2	noun - zhūbāoshǒu (猪尾辫)
faith /feɪθ/ B2	noun - xìnrèn (信仰)
Amen /ɑːˈmɛn/ B2	interjection - ā mén (阿门)

重点语法结构

• Can you imagine afterwards?

  ➔ 疑问句中的情态动词

  ➔ 情态动词 **"Can"** 放在句首，用来询问能力或可能性。

• I just don't know where I went wrong.

  ➔ 现在时否定 + 嵌入的过去式从句

  ➔ 主句用现在时否定 **"don't"**，从句用过去式 **"went"** 表示过去的动作。

• Have you considered B.F. Skinner's behavior modification?

  ➔ 现在完成时疑问句

  ➔ 助动词 **"Have"** + 过去分词 **"considered"** 构成现在完成时，用来询问截至目前的过去经历。

• It uses punishment and reward to get the results you want.

  ➔ 目的不定式

  ➔ 动词 **"uses"** 后面的不定式 **"to get"** 表示行动的目的。

• I took a real beating at the craps table, and then I won it all back playing Caribbean Stud Poker.

  ➔ 动名词短语作结果状语

  ➔ 动名词 **"playing"** 表示同步进行的活动，解释了 *如何* 把钱赢回来。

• According to B.F. Skinner, if I can find the appropriate punishment to motivate Missy, there's no limit to what she might be able to learn.

  ➔ 条件句中表示可能性的情态动词 "might be able to"

  ➔ 情态动词 **"might"** + **"be able to"** 表示在 **"if"** 条件下 **"learn"** 的可能性较低。

• If I get the voltage wrong, I could spend the rest of my life in an institution for the criminally insane.

  ➔ 第二条件句 + "could" 表示可能的结果

  ➔ **"if"** 从句使用过去式 **"get"** 表示非现实条件，主句的 **"could"** 表示可能但不确定的结果。

• Would you be ready to learn some advanced calculus if it saved Celeste's pigtails?

  ➔ 第二条件句 + "would" 表示假设性的意愿

  ➔ 情态动词 **"Would"** 引出礼貌的假设性问题，**"if"** 从句使用过去式 **"saved"** 表示非真实的条件。

• I can't turn it off.

  ➔ 情态动词 "can't" + 动词原形（表示不能）

  ➔ **"can't"**（cannot）表示不能，后面直接跟动词原形 **"turn"**。