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I don't know where Garrett Baldi is. All 00:00
right. It's not like we were close. I 00:02
was just his trainer at the gym. 00:03
>> Then why were you always going out to 00:04
dinner with him? Was he doing reps of 00:06
linguini? 00:08
>> Noise. 00:09
>> Look, you don't say no to Garrett Baldi. 00:09
All right. That's why I always let him 00:11
work his chest and his abs and never his 00:12
legs. 00:14
>> Yeah. The key is balance. That's why I 00:14
never work any of it. 00:16
>> Unless you guys are going to arrest me, 00:17
I got to go. There's an emergency at the 00:18
gym. 00:20
>> Emergency at the gym. Just when two cops 00:21
show up at his door. That seems 00:23
suspicious. We should follow him. 00:25
>> Yeah, this case might actually lead 00:27
somewhere. Why do you sound surprised? 00:28
>> Because every day on this job is a 00:31
wonder. 00:34
>> Damn right it is. 00:37
>> Medical examiner. Jackpot. The gym is 00:50
full of bodies. 00:53
>> No. Department of Health. 00:54
>> There's been an outbreak of the Mumps. H 00:56
mumps. That's a funny word. 00:59
>> It's actually a very serious and highly 01:00
contagious infectious disease. 01:02
>> Yeah, but we're fine. We were only in 01:03
contact with that guy for a couple of 01:05
seconds. Plus, he didn't even lick any 01:06
of our eyeballs. 01:08
>> So, you both have the MS. Sorry to say 01:09
it's very contagious. 01:11
>> You may not want to be here, detective. 01:13
>> Oh, it's cool. I keep up to date on all 01:15
my vaccinations. I'm immune to stuff 01:16
you've never even heard of, 01:19
>> but not immune to bragadosio. 01:20
>> Anyhow, over the next several hours, you 01:23
will more than likely develop fever, 01:25
aching, fatigue. Doesn't sound too bad. 01:26
>> Also, tart foods will cause intense jaw 01:28
pain. So, you may want to avoid sour 01:30
candies. 01:32
>> What? 01:32
>> You may get painful like swelling in 01:33
your neck and often extreme testicular 01:35
discomfort. 01:37
>> Okay. 01:39
Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. No doubt. 01:40
>> This might just be the fever talking, 01:43
but this unedited footage of an Italian 01:44
restaurant from 8 years ago might be the 01:47
best movie I've ever seen. Also, how 01:48
weird are forks? 01:50
>> Forks are very weird. I've always 01:51
thought so. 01:53
>> Yeah. Yeah. 01:54
Did we take too much cold medicine? 01:56
>> Not by a long shot. Bothar is a thirsty 01:58
02:00
>> Ah, I'll drink to that. [laughter] 02:01
>> Wait, look. 02:05
Garamargo. 02:09
Oh, sorry. Can't talk. Need more magnet. 02:10
Gabaldi. 02:18
He's eating snakes. 02:20
>> No, it's spaghetti. [music] 02:22
It's always spaghetti. 02:25
>> I'm just saying if that's spaghetti, it 02:27
looks like snakes. 02:29
>> Jake, you need to drop this case. 02:31
>> What are you talking about? The plan is 02:33
working perfectly. Halt hasn't been 02:34
lonely all week. 02:35
>> Yeah, because he's too busy almost 02:36
dying. Look at him. 02:38
>> What? He's just beautiful minding it. 02:40
Because he's a genius. 02:43
>> He's writing the word case over and over 02:44
again. Oh, now he's spelling it with a 02:46
K. 02:49
>> Is that not how you spell it? Again, I 02:49
have a mouth neck and testicle melting 02:51
fever. Jake, enough is enough. You need 02:53
to drop this stupid back burner cold 02:55
case before you both die or I will kill 02:57
you. 02:59
>> Oh my god, I thought I was following 03:04
her. Yeah, I should probably lie down. 03:05
Here we go. 03:08
Case. 03:10
>> So, you lied to me out of pity. You pity 03:12
me. 03:15
>> I wouldn't put it that way. 03:15
>> I would. I am offended. I am angry. I am 03:16
very tired. So, I'm going to take a nap. 03:20
But when I wake up, oh, you are in for 03:22
it. [music] 03:25
>> How dare you? 03:28
>> How dare me? How dare you? I was just 03:30
trying to help. 03:34
>> Wow, your help feels an awful lot like 03:35
pity. So, do me a favor and don't ever 03:37
help me again. 03:40
>> Wow. Well, you didn't seem to mind me 03:41
helping you when I got you your job back 03:42
at the 99. 03:44
>> I didn't ask YOU TO DO THAT. 03:46
You said we were out of peas. YOU PEE 03:50
HOG. 03:53
>> YOU'RE THE PEE HOG. 03:53
>> YOU'RE THE PEE HOG. 03:54
>> NO, YOU YOU YOU BACK. [screaming] 03:55
>> Double poke. 04:00
[screaming] 04:07
>> Wait a minute. 04:09
I'm sorry I yelled at you. I was too 04:13
proud to admit I was lonely. So, 04:15
thank you. 04:20
>> You're welcome. Ain't no thing. 04:21
>> No, it is a thing. And an even bigger 04:23
thing is that you brought me back to the 04:25
99. And I'll always be grateful for 04:26
that. So, here. 04:29
This is for you. 04:34
Sour candies. I missed you so much. 04:36
[sighs] 04:40
[screaming] BIRDS. [laughter] 04:41
THANK YOU for this gift. 04:43
>> And Captain, you can help me decorate. 04:45
I'm at your disposal. Just tell me what 04:47
to do. I'm here to implement your 04:48
vision. 04:50
>> Oh, we just want to keep it classy. 04:50
>> Got it. Balloon arch. 04:53
>> What? 04:54
>> Say no more. It's done. I'm off to the 04:54
nearest balloon store. 04:56
>> Okay, Rosa, you go to the office, have a 04:58
couple bellinis, and just relax. 05:01
>> What's a balini? 05:03
>> Peach juice and champagne. 05:04
>> Peach juice and champagne? What am I, 05:05
six? 05:06
>> Come on, just try it. It's what Nancy 05:07
Myers would drink. 05:09
>> Fine for Nancy. 05:10
Whoa, you really made the balloon arch. 05:14
>> Made? No, I birthed her. There's no form 05:17
more graceful than the arch. No object 05:20
more whimsical than the balloon. 05:23
>> Yes, you and I think that. But [sighs] 05:25
what will Rosa think? 05:28
>> Good point. Rosa would want a much, much 05:30
bigger balloon. Arch, back to the 05:33
balloon store. 05:34
>> Uh, Amy, we've got a problem. 05:36
>> What? 05:38
>> Rosa's drunk. 05:39
>> Rosa? No. How? While Pimento stares at 05:40
Rosa, we'll all be staring at her. 05:43
>> Yes, we will. 05:47
>> She's truly breathtaking. There's a 05:48
double meaning to that. The breath that 05:50
it takes to inflate all those balloons. 05:52
Of course, I used a hand pump, but the 05:54
bone mold still works. 05:56
>> Oh no. What's happening? Someone tell me 05:58
what's happening. 06:00
>> I got some more bad news. 06:00
>> Oh wow, that thing's huge. Didn't Rosa 06:02
want things to be classy? I mean, she's 06:05
getting married, not finishing a 06:07
marathon. Don't say the hair guy. Stay 06:08
in your lane, Bucko. Right, Santiago? 06:10
>> The arch sucks. I'm sorry. I didn't want 06:12
to say anything because you're my boss 06:15
and you were so excited, but the truth 06:16
is, every time I look at it, I want to 06:19
die and take you with me. 06:20
>> Well, I wish you'd said something before 06:22
I spent all day making it. Of course, 06:24
you didn't want to burst my bubble. Pun 06:26
intended. And then you did. 06:30
Forget the arch. Charles didn't sober up 06:40
Rosa. She got him drunk. 06:42
>> Oh no. How drunk is he? 06:44
>> Remember the night they canceled bun 06:46
heads? 06:47
>> We're ruined. 06:48
>> It's fine. I'll handle it. You got your 06:49
hands full. 06:50
>> And that's why you shouldn't drink. 07:00
>> Being drunk sounds terrible. 07:02
>> Hello, Amy. I didn't see you there. How 07:03
did the wedding go? 07:05
>> Terry, what the hell, man? You said you 07:06
were going to sober them up. 07:08
>> It's her fault. My girls are never going 07:09
to grow up and lose their virginity. 07:10
>> I lost my VCard to the woman that 07:12
refilled Nana's oxygen tanks. Her hands 07:14
were so strong from turning the nozzles. 07:17
>> This is a room of nightmares. 07:20
>> You're the nightmare. You made me kill 07:21
my balloon baby. Look at me. So drunk 07:24
I'm alliterating like a beatnick. 07:28
>> Okay, everybody outside now. Just know 07:30
that you brought this on yourselves. 07:34
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, 07:36
wait. Can we just go to sleep for a 07:37
winker? 07:39
>> We're way past winkers. Scully 07:40
Hitchcock, bring the frost. 07:42
[music] 07:45
[screaming] 07:51
>> I suppose I can see how a balloon arch 07:52
might have been a little too much. 07:55
>> Oh, yeah, for sure. 07:56
>> No, you're supposed to say this wedding 07:57
looks like garbage. 07:59
This wedding looks like garbage. 08:01
>> No, no. As long as the bride's happy. 08:03
>> Hey there everyone. Great wedding so 08:06
far, right? Uh next up we're going to 08:08
take a quick break, which happens at 08:10
every wedding. But in the meantime, how 08:12
about a little entertainment? Boil, you 08:14
got your devil sticks? 08:16
>> Always. 08:18
>> Yeah. 08:22
>> Um I just wanted to thank you for all 08:23
your help yesterday. 08:25
>> I didn't do much. It was nothing. Good 08:26
day. 08:28
>> What's going on? 08:29
>> Just very busy. Get back to work. Wait, 08:30
what do you have in there? 08:34
>> A balloon arch. 08:38
>> Oh my god, Captain. She is magnificent. 08:39
>> VINDICATION. 08:43
[screaming] 08:45
>> What are you smiling about? 08:50
>> How uncomfortable this guy is. Jacked up 08:51
the thermostat, got the table all 08:53
sticky, made one of the chair legs too 08:55
short, and worst of all, I had Gina 08:57
greet him. 08:59
>> What did you have her do? 09:00
>> Be yourself. 09:00
>> Poor son of a Yeah. Why are you 09:01
wearing a tuxedo? 09:03
>> Kevin and I are attending the opera. 09:04
>> The opera. Is it the one Bugs Bunny 09:06
sings? 09:08
>> Yes. 09:09
>> So, who's this? 09:10
>> This is Philip Davidson. 09:11
>> What do we have on him? 09:13
>> Clear motive, clear means, and a 09:14
non-existent alibi. But the DA won't 09:15
bring a charge because he says it's all 09:17
circumstantial. If we want to bring this 09:18
guy down, we have to get him to confess 09:20
[music] right here, right now. 09:21
>> An interrogation with a ticking clock 09:24
and everything on the line. I better 09:26
call Kevin and tell him I won't be 09:29
attending the opera. There's someone 09:30
else I'd rather hear sing. 09:31
>> Oh, dang. [crying] 09:33
>> Hello, Kevin. I won't be joining you on 09:34
the phone already. 09:36
>> The tickets under my name. H O L. 09:37
>> Doctor, huh? 09:40
>> It's funny when people call dentist 09:42
doctor. 09:43
>> We are doctors. We do four years of 09:44
medical school. 09:46
>> Yeah, it's called dental school. 09:46
>> But we learn about the entire body. 09:47
>> Yeah, but if you had cancer, you would 09:49
call a dentist. 09:50
>> You know, it's actually harder to get 09:51
into dental school than medical school. 09:52
>> Why? Because there are fewer dental 09:54
schools cuz most people want to become 09:55
actual doctors. That's ridiculous. It's 09:57
not like we're college professors 09:59
calling ourselves doctors. It's 10:01
>> not the same thing, my friend. 10:02
>> Sure it is. When someone has a heart 10:03
attack on a plane, do they yell out, 10:05
"Yo, does anybody here have an art 10:06
history PhD?" A PhD is a doctorette. 10:07
It's literally describing a doctor. 10:10
>> Maybe let's refocus. 10:12
>> No, the problem here is that medical 10:13
practitioners have co-opted the word 10:15
doctor. 10:17
>> Okay, Captain. Now, 10:17
>> I know we live in a world where anything 10:18
can mean ANYTHING AND NOBODY EVEN CARES 10:20
ABOUT ETMOLOGY. 10:22
[sighs] 10:25
>> APPARENTLY, that's a trigger for me. 10:25
>> Yeah, apparently. 10:27
So now, can we lie? 10:29
>> No. [snorts] 10:32
[laughter] 10:34
>> I'm pretty sure you were going for 10:36
angry, but in my mind, it just seems 10:38
like when a muppet gets upset, it starts 10:40
going angry. 10:42
>> Oh, you want angry? I'LL SHOW YOU ANGRY. 10:43
>> Do you feel like I lost the upper hand? 10:48
Cuz I still think it's about 50/50. 10:50
>> I told you getting angry wouldn't work. 10:51
>> Well, your brilliant ideas haven't 10:53
gotten us anywhere either. I'm telling 10:54
you, the only thing that's going to work 10:56
is lying about the cabin. 10:57
>> That would be a huge mistake. 10:58
>> It'll work. 11:00
>> No, it will backfire and jeopardize the 11:00
entire case. 11:03
>> Oh, so Philip is right. You don't trust 11:03
me at all. 11:05
>> Stop it. You know, you're one of my best 11:05
detectives. 11:07
>> So, let me do this my way. 11:08
>> I did. I let you do it your way, and it 11:09
was a disaster. I had to jump in with 11:12
the dumb cop gambit to rescue the 11:13
interrogation. I'm sorry. I know you're 11:15
frustrated, Peralta, but the fact is we 11:17
don't have enough. We may not get a 11:19
confession. It happens. Are you that 11:20
desperate for everyone to know how great 11:22
you are? It's not about everyone, okay? 11:23
It's just I wanted you to know. 11:26
>> Oh my god. 11:33
I got it. 11:38
>> He's not answering any questions. 11:40
>> That's okay. I have no questions. That's 11:42
right. I'm about to monologue, son. 11:43
>> Better make it quick. You only got 8 11:45
minutes. 11:47
>> All right, then. Let me paint you a 11:47
picture. I'm Philip, a successful 11:48
periodontist that's become addicted to 11:50
dazipan. kind of sedative I take because 11:51
I'm junky scum. Also, for real, 11:53
addiction is a disease I would be super 11:54
empathetic if you hadn't murdered a man. 11:56
>> What is the point of this? 11:57
>> I'll get there. So, one day I'm working 11:58
late when my boss Robert surprises me. 11:59
He found out I was stealing meds. Again, 12:01
junkie scum. Also, again, not your 12:02
fault. There's a major genetic component 12:04
to addiction. He says he's going to file 12:05
a police report. I could lose my 12:06
license. We fight and something in me 12:08
just snaps. So, I grab the first thing I 12:10
can find and I hit him with it. 12:11
>> You still have no murder weapon. 12:13
>> I do. Now, here's a pic I found on Yelp 12:14
of the surgical suite 6 months ago. And 12:16
here is a shot that our crime scene 12:18
photographer took of the same room 2 12:20
weeks after the murder. Notice any 12:21
differences? 12:22
>> We're not answering that. 12:23
>> That's all right. I can just tell you 12:23
myself. The Yelp shot has six of these 12:24
heavy looking glass awards from the 12:26
Brooklyn Periodontic Society in the 12:28
background. Whereas this shot only has 12:30
five. What happened to number six? You 12:32
murdered Robert with it. You lost all 12:33
control and you bludgeoned him to death. 12:35
There must have been blood everywhere. 12:37
But you got lucky. You were in the 12:38
surgical suite. It can be sterilized. 12:40
You never would have gotten away with it 12:42
in your carpeted office. 12:43
>> That's not what happened. 12:44
>> Don't say anything more, Phil. and your 12:45
office manager would have heard all of 12:46
the screaming, but she was at her 12:47
grandson's play. Lucky again. You put 12:49
Robert's body into a wheelchair and 12:51
shoved it in the elevator. It's a 12:53
miracle there wasn't blood everywhere. 12:54
>> That's not true. 12:55
>> Now you're in the garage with a corpse. 12:56
You panicked and left your phone in your 12:57
office and you don't have your car keys, 12:59
but Roberts are in his pocket. So, you 13:01
put him in his car and you take off. You 13:02
can't believe what you've done. 13:05
>> You're flustered. You have no GPS, so 13:06
you just start driving. 13:08
>> Next thing you know, you're in the Pine 13:09
Barons and it hits you. Your uncle's 13:10
cabin. He has a place there. You're the 13:12
luckiest son of a 13:13
>> Yes, it was. You got lucky at every 13:15
turn. 13:16
>> No, I knew exactly where I was driving. 13:16
I left my phone in the office on 13:18
purpose. I was in a surgical suite by 13:20
design, and I didn't use some glass 13:21
award that any idiot would clearly see 13:23
was missing. I made a rod out of a 13:25
special dental polymer, killed them with 13:27
it, then melted it back down. It's 13:28
already in a patient's mouth, son. 13:30
>> Oh, damn. Oh, damn. Oh, damn. 13:38
>> And that is three O dams. 13:42
Oh, damn. 13:45
>> Okay, sir. The kidnapper should be 13:46
calling with his demands any minute. If 13:47
we can trace his location, we can find 13:49
your fuzzy boy. 13:50
>> That fuzzy, he's fluffy. 13:51
>> We don't know what he is anymore. He 13:52
could be fuzzy. He could be anything. 13:54
Raymond, he could be scruffy. 13:56
>> Now you've upset Kevin. I hope you're 13:57
happy. 13:59
>> Why would I be happy? I clearly just 13:59
mixed up fuzzy and fluffy. 14:01
>> Just You're fired. I want your shield 14:02
and your peace. 14:04
>> That seems a little extreme. Jake is 14:04
right. Thank you, Kevin. 14:06
>> Just suspend him without pay. Why did 14:06
you ask for my help? Hey, there you are. 14:08
And oh my god, what is happening? I've 14:10
gotten mad and now I'm getting even. 14:12
>> Okay, look, sir. I know you're upset, 14:15
but you need to stay calm and treat this 14:17
like any other case. I mean, I can't 14:19
believe I'm going to say this, but now 14:20
is not the time to go all John Wick. 14:21
>> Who's that? A friend of yours? 14:23
>> I wish, but he's not a real person. He's 14:24
a movie assassin that goes nuts when 14:26
someone messes with his dog. 14:27
>> Then call me John Wixs because I'm about 14:28
to go nuts. 14:30
>> It's Wick, singular, and you already did 14:31
go nuts. It cost us the trace, remember? 14:33
Look, I need you to focus. The kidnapper 14:35
texted his demands. 14:37
>> How much does the bastard want from my 14:38
little doggy? 14:39
>> Well, that's just it. He doesn't want 14:40
money. He requested all the files we 14:41
worked for May 2004. It's a lead. He's 14:42
got to be connected to one of those 14:45
cases somehow. 14:46
>> Interesting. You know what else is 14:47
interesting? 14:48
>> Grenades. 14:49
>> Just please stop it. I'm going to take 14:50
Kevin to the park where Cheddar was 14:52
kidnapped and look for clues. I need you 14:53
to stay here, go through those files, 14:54
and put together a list of potential 14:56
suspects. Can you do that? 14:57
>> Okay, fine. I'll go through the files. 14:58
>> Great. 15:01
>> You realize I can't leave until you put 15:04
the grenades back, right? 15:05
>> Oh, but you let John Wixs have grenades. 15:06
>> It's Wick, singular. Just put him back. 15:08
>> That was weird. It's sunny outside. 15:11
>> Why is that weird? 15:14
>> Because a storm is about to rain down on 15:15
that punk. 15:17
>> Oh my god. I fell for it and I loved it. 15:18
All right, let's gear up. Kevin, you 15:21
stay here. And don't worry, we're going 15:22
to get your dog back. So, we did not get 15:24
your dog back. Unfortunately, [music] he 15:27
wasn't here. 15:28
>> No, no, no. I think Captain Holt's 15:30
taking it really well. 15:31
>> Yeah. 15:32
>> Okay. If we're going to pull this off, 15:34
we need to teach you how to move, talk, 15:36
and act exactly like Kevin. 15:38
>> In other words, we have ourselves a pig 15:40
mailon situation. 15:42
>> Exactly. A pig mailman situation, 15:43
>> right? 15:45
>> It'll be okay. 15:45
>> Well, it'll be okay. 15:46
>> Let's get started. 15:47
>> Yes. Let's get started. 15:47
>> It's getting worse. 15:49
>> Spot on, Kevin. 15:50
>> Look, [music] 15:51
a yellow crusted warbler. 15:52
>> Look, Gandrusted 15:53
Warbler. 15:55
>> No, you're too excited. The warbler is a 15:56
common bird. 15:57
>> And then I said, "Which metamorphosis? 15:58
Kofka or Oette?" [laughter] 16:01
He loves it. He loves it. 16:03
>> So that's the joke. No, you tell it. 16:05
>> Oh, okay. So, [clears throat] a 16:07
professor walks into a rare books 16:09
collection. 16:10
>> No, you've ruined it now. It's not 16:11
funny. Look, Raymond, a yellow crusted 16:13
warbler. Look, Raymond, a yellow crusted 16:15
warbler. 16:17
>> Not excited enough. They may be common, 16:18
but they're still birds. 16:20
>> The 92nd Street Y had a wonderful 16:21
symposium on just that topic. 16:23
>> That's it. You're getting it. 16:25
>> Ah, cool go. 16:26
>> Oh, don't say cool. Instead, say indeed. 16:28
>> Oh, indeed, indeed, indeed, indeed, 16:30
indeed. That's weird. Look, Raymond, a 16:32
yellow crusted worbler. 16:36
>> Yes, that's the right level of 16:37
excitement for such a bird. You've 16:39
captured the essence of Kevin. You've 16:41
done it. 16:43
>> Correction, I've accomplished it. 16:43
>> Indeed. 16:46
>> Indeed. Indeed, indeed. Indeed, indeed. 16:46
Indeed, Indeed, indeed. Indeed. 16:48
>> It's growing on me. 16:50
>> Oh, it's our fluffy boy. 16:54
>> Good dog. Good dog. 16:58
>> Oh, Mr. Cheddar, [music] how I've missed 17:00
you. 17:02
>> We both have. I'm putting that GPS tag 17:02
on your collar immediately. Damn it. 17:04
It's not here. I'm wearing Peralta's 17:06
pants. And now my hands are sticky. 17:07
>> Wait, so Peralta's wearing your pants, 17:09
which means 17:11
>> he doesn't have sticky hands? 17:12
>> Yes, but also he has the GPS tracker. 17:13
>> YOU WANT PD? 17:16
>> SPLIT UP. COVER THE EXITS. 17:18
>> FREEZE. 17:23
>> CAPTAIN, [screaming] 17:24
>> he's not getting away. HE TOOK MY DOG. 17:25
>> OH my god, it's happening. 17:29
>> [screaming] 17:37
[groaning] 17:45
>> Oh, I see you have a knife. But what you 17:46
need is an umbrella. 17:48
>> Tell them [music] why. Tell them why. 17:50
>> Cuz there's a storm going to rain down 17:52
on you, bunk. 17:55
>> [screaming] 18:02
[screaming and groaning] 18:08
>> My goodness. 18:10
>> [groaning] 18:26
[screaming] 18:27
>> You took the wrong fluffy boy. 18:33
>> What did Kevin say? Is everything okay? 18:41
>> No, [music] we just had a knockdown 18:43
dragout fight. My calendar had the lake 18:45
houses free. 18:47
>> Strange. Mine had it as unoccupied. 18:48
>> Well, it seems we're at an impass. 18:50
>> I would call it more of a deadlock. He 18:52
gets in such good zingers. 18:55
>> He's tired from driving, so he's staying 18:57
the night and going back in the morning. 18:59
>> Well, that could be good. Maybe you guys 19:00
could spend some time together. 19:01
>> We've agreed to keep our distance and 19:02
issue a verbal warning anytime one of us 19:04
is about to enter the room. 19:06
>> Raymond Halt, entering the kitchen. 19:08
>> Hold on. That call, that's the call a 19:15
corn crate makes when it wants to root. 19:17
I'll respond. 19:19
This way. 19:27
>> Oh, you were not a corn crank. 19:37
>> But you heard the call. 19:39
>> Yes, it was majestic. 19:40
>> Well, look what we caught in our gil 19:43
net. A couple of fresh fatty trout. 19:45
That'll last us the next 5 days. More if 19:47
we eat the egg sack. 19:49
>> Jake picnic. It attracted bees. 19:50
>> No. No. God, they're everywhere. Get 19:55
away. Quick, everyone, form a wall 19:57
around me. 19:59
>> Peralta, I'm sorry, Kevin. It's just I'm 19:59
very allergic. If I get stung, I have a 20:01
terrible reaction. Kind of like this. 20:03
>> Oh my. No, that's much worse. I just get 20:05
a scratchy throat. Why didn't you cower 20:07
behind someone? 20:09
All right, we should be good. I think 20:11
the swarm is gone. I think I was only 20:13
stung once. How do I look? 20:14
>> Good. 20:17
>> Normal. Very normal. 20:18
>> Stop it. Kevin doesn't like to be lied 20:19
to. You're disgusting to look at. 20:21
>> Thank you, Raymond. I have an EpiPen 20:22
back at the house. Would you call 20:24
someone and have them bring it? 20:25
>> There's no reception. I'll just run 20:26
back. I haven't done cardio in 20 years. 20:28
How hard can it be? 20:30
>> It's immediately awful. 20:32
>> Here, while we wait, you could try 20:34
putting this chilled bottle of champagne 20:36
against your eyes. It might help. 20:37
>> Barto, why is there a romantic picnic 20:38
sitting in this remote clearing? 20:40
>> You set this whole thing up, didn't you? 20:42
>> Uh-uh. 20:44
>> You've manipulated us into spending time 20:45
together. Uh-uh. 20:47
>> Is that your entire defense? Nuh-uh. 20:49
Uh-huh. Okay, fine. All right. Yes, but 20:50
only because I care about you. And by 20:53
the way, you should really make your 20:55
shared calendar less easy to access. 20:56
>> You got into our calendar? 20:57
>> Yeah, you already knew that. You said I 20:58
set the whole thing up. 20:59
>> I was talking about the picnic. What 21:00
were you talking about? 21:01
>> Nuh-uh. You tricked us into coming to 21:03
the lake house at the same time. You did 21:05
a dstapton. 21:07
>> What? I don't know what that is. 21:08
>> Double deactton. 21:09
>> I'm only half. 21:11
>> It's a German novel about a set of twins 21:12
who try to reunite their aranged 21:14
parents. 21:16
>> That's the parent trap. I knew my 21:16
strategim had classy origins. 21:18
>> Peralta. This is my personal life. 21:19
You've crossed the line. I'm leaving. 21:22
>> So am I. Oh no, Kevin. 21:24
We got off to a bad start there with the 21:27
bees and Kevin rolling down the hill and 21:29
then of course the second swarm of bees, 21:31
but we're good now, right? Can you guys 21:33
hear me? You keep moving away from me 21:35
for some reason. 21:38
>> I wish a bee would sting me in both ears 21:39
right now so they'd seal shut as well. 21:41
>> What was that? I couldn't hear you. I'll 21:42
just assume you said keep going. 21:44
Anyways, yeah, I just figured if I could 21:45
get you guys together, I could create a 21:47
magical moment. But of course, we now 21:49
know that magic doesn't exist. 21:51
>> It's a corn cr. 21:54
>> Oh, I can't believe it. I finally spot a 21:55
corn and my eyes are swollen shut. It's 21:58
okay, Kevin. I'll describe it to you. 22:00
Okay. Have you ever seen a duck? 22:01
>> Peralta, I got this. 22:03
>> Okay. 22:04
>> The beak color is panone 4685 C. 22:04
>> The wing is Panton 2322 C spotted with 22:09
4515C. 22:13
Oh, 22:15
>> the tail is panone 7525 C with bands of 22:15
419C. 22:19
>> My my 22:21
>> Oh, Kevin, the throat panone 7528 C. 22:22
>> Oh, Raymond, 22:28
those are some hot pantones. 22:30
Sir, 22:32
>> what are you doing here, Baralda? 22:34
>> I want to prove to you that you're wrong 22:35
to think that Kevin doesn't have 22:37
feelings for you anymore. 22:38
>> Okay, what is he doing here? 22:39
>> How? Uh, I want to prove to him that he 22:40
was wrong for hedging all day, but 22:42
that's our own separate thing, so you 22:44
can ignore it. Sir, listen. I think 22:45
Kevin wanted to stay. The only reason he 22:46
left is because he didn't know how you 22:48
felt. 22:49
>> Why would you think that? He's made no 22:50
effort whatsoever. 22:51
>> Or has he? Did you know that Kevin is 22:52
better at bird calls than you? 22:54
>> Oh, strange, hurtful nonssequator. 22:56
>> No. Who made the first corn crate call? 22:58
>> I believe I did. 23:00
>> Correct. Kevin and I heard you and he 23:01
responded. But get this, sir. You made 23:02
the wrong call. This is what a rooting 23:04
corn sounds like. 23:06
The call that you made was for a scarlet 23:09
warbler. A trash bird. 23:11
>> Okay, so you made your point. I'm a 23:12
trash man who only knows trash birds. 23:14
>> No, that is not my point. My point is 23:16
Kevin knew it wasn't a corn crreek, but 23:18
he went to it anyway 23:20
>> because he was going to you, not the 23:21
bird. He still loves you. Our plan 23:24
worked. 23:26
>> Our plan? 23:27
>> Yeah. Terry is off the hedge and on the 23:27
ledge. 23:30
>> Well, that means a lot coming from you, 23:30
Jeff, given how much you hate ledges. 23:32
>> [music] 23:41

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[中文]
我不知道加勒特·巴尔迪在哪里。全部
正确。看来我们并不亲近。我
只是他在健身房的教练。
>> 那你为什么总是和他一起出去
吃饭?他在做
扁面条的重复吗?
>> 噪音。
>> 看,你没有对加勒特·巴尔迪说不。
好的。这就是为什么我总是让他
锻炼他的胸部和腹肌,而不是他的
腿。
>> 是的。关键是平衡。这就是为什么我
从不做任何事情。
>> 除非你们要逮捕我,否则
我得走了。
健身房发生紧急情况。
>> 健身房发生紧急情况。正当两名警察
出现在他家门口时。这似乎
很可疑。我们应该跟随他。
>> 是的,这个案例实际上可能会导致
某个地方。为什么你听起来很惊讶?
>> 因为这份工作的每一天都是
奇迹。
>> 太对了。
>> 法医。大奖。健身房里
挤满了人。
>> 卫生部。
>> 流行性腮腺炎爆发。 H
腮腺炎。这是一个有趣的词。
>> 这实际上是一种非常严重且高度
传染性的传染病。
>> 是的,但我们很好。我们只与那个人
接触了
秒。另外,他甚至没有舔我们的
个眼球。
>> 所以,你们都有 MS。抱歉地说
它具有很强的传染性。
>> 你可能不想在这里,侦探。
>> 噢,太酷了。我随时了解我的所有
疫苗接种情况。我对你从未听说过的东西
免疫,
>> 但对虚张声势也免疫不了。
>> 无论如何,在接下来的几个小时内,您
很可能会发烧、
疼痛、疲劳。听起来还不错。
>> 另外,酸食物会引起下巴
剧烈疼痛。因此,您可能需要避免吃酸的
糖果。
>> 什么?
>> 您可能会感到疼痛,例如颈部
肿胀,并且睾丸
经常感到极度不适。
>> 好的。
酷。凉爽的。凉爽的。凉爽的。凉爽的。无疑。
>> 这可能只是热议,
,但这部 8 年前的意大利
餐厅未经编辑的镜头可能是我见过的
最好的电影。另外,
叉子有多奇怪?
>> 叉子很奇怪。我一直
这么认为。
>> 是的。是的。
我们是不是吃太多感冒药了?
>> 绝对不是。博塔口渴了
...
>> 啊,我要喝一杯。 [笑声]
>> 等等,看。
加拉马戈。
哦,抱歉。不能说话。需要更多磁铁。
加巴尔迪。
他正在吃蛇。
>> 不,是意大利面。 [音乐]
总是意大利面。
>> 我只是说如果那是意大利面条,那么
看起来就像蛇。
>> 杰克,你需要放弃这个案子。
>> 你在说什么?该计划
运行良好。整个星期停止
并不孤独。
>> 是的,因为他太忙了,几乎
快死了。看看他。
>> 什么?他只是很介意而已。
因为他是个天才。
>> 他一遍又一遍地写单词case
。哦,现在他用
K 来拼写它。
>> 这不是你的拼写方式吗?再次,我
口颈和睾丸融化
发烧。杰克,够了。你需要
在你们俩死之前把这个愚蠢的次要事件冷落
,否则我会杀掉
你。
>> 天哪,我以为我在关注
她。是的,我也许应该躺下。
开始吧。
案例。
>> 所以,你出于怜悯而对我撒了谎。你可怜
我。
>> 我不会那样说。
>> 我愿意。我很生气。我很愤怒。我
很累。所以,我要小睡一下。
但是当我醒来时,哦,你就
了。 [音乐]
>> 你怎么敢?
>> 我怎么敢?你怎么敢?我只是
试图提供帮助。
>> 哇,你的帮助感觉非常像
怜悯。所以,帮我一个忙,不要再
帮助我。
>> 哇。好吧,当我
帮助你。
在 99 号给你找回工作时,你似乎并不介意我
>> 我并没有要求你这么做。
你说我们没有豌豆了。你撒尿
猪。
>> 你就是撒尿猪。
>> 你就是撒尿猪。
>> 不,你你你回来了。 [尖叫]
>> 双戳。
[尖叫]
>> 等一下。
很抱歉我对你大喊大叫。我太
自豪地承认自己很孤独。所以,
谢谢你。
>> 不客气。没什么事啊
>> 不,这是一件事。更重要的
事情是你带我回到
99。我将永远感激
。那么,在这里。
这是给你的。
酸糖。我非常想念你。
[叹气]
[尖叫] 鸟儿。 [笑声]
谢谢你送的这份礼物。
>> 队长,你可以帮我装饰一下。
我随时为您服务。只要告诉我要做什么
即可。我来这里是为了实现您的
愿景。
>> 哦,我们只是想保持优雅。
>> 明白了。气球拱门。
>> 什么?
>> 不多说了。完成了。我要去
最近的气球商店。
>> 好吧,罗莎,你去办公室,喝一杯
贝里尼酒,然后放松一下。
>> 什么是巴利尼?
>> 桃汁和香槟。
>> 桃汁和香槟?我是什么,
六?
>> 来吧,试试吧。这就是南希
迈尔斯会喝的东西。
>> 对南希来说很好。
哇,你真的制作了气球拱门。
>> 制作?不,我生了她。没有任何形式
比拱门更优雅。没有什么物体
比气球更奇特了。
>> 是的,你和我都这么认为。但是[叹气]
罗莎会怎么想?
>> 好点。罗莎想要一个大得多的
气球。 Arch,回到
气球店。
>> 呃,艾米,我们遇到了问题。
>> 什么?
>> 罗莎喝醉了。
>> 罗莎?不,怎么办?当 Pimento 盯着
Rosa 时,我们都会盯着她。
>> 是的,我们会的。
>> 她真是令人叹为观止。这有
双重含义。
为所有这些气球充气所需的呼吸量。
当然,我使用了手动泵,但
骨模仍然有效。
>> 哦不。发生什么事了?有人告诉我
发生了什么事。
>> 我得到了更多坏消息。
>> 哇哦,那东西好大。罗莎
难道不想让事情变得优雅吗?我的意思是,她
要结婚,而不是完成
马拉松。别说头发哥了留在你的车道上
,Bucko。对吧,圣地亚哥?
>> 拱门很糟糕。对不起。我不想
说什么,因为你是我的老板
,你很兴奋,但事实
是,每次我看到它,我都想
死并带着你一起死。
>> 好吧,我希望你在
我花了一整天时间做这件事之前先说点什么。当然,
你不想戳破我的幻想。双关语
的意图。然后你做到了。
忘记拱门吧。查尔斯没有让
罗莎清醒。她把他灌醉了。
>> 哦不。他醉到什么程度了?
>> 还记得他们取消发髻
头的那天晚上吗?
>> 我们毁了。
>> 没关系。我会处理的。您的
双手已满。
>> 这就是为什么你不应该喝酒。
>> 喝醉听起来很糟糕。
>> 你好,艾米。我在那儿没看到你。
婚礼进行得怎么样?
>> 特里,到底怎么回事,伙计?你说过你
会让他们清醒。
>> 这是她的错。我的女儿们永远不会
长大并失去童贞。
>> 我把我的电子卡丢给了
给娜娜补充氧气罐的女人。她的手
由于转动喷嘴而变得非常有力。
>> 这是一个充满噩梦的房间。
>> 你就是噩梦。你让我杀死了
我的气球宝贝。看着我。喝醉了
我像个垮掉的人一样捶着头韵。
>> 好的,现在大家都到外面了。只要知道
是你自找的。
等等,等等,等等,等等,等等,等等,
等待。我们可以去睡觉让
眨眼睛吗?
>> 我们已经不再眨眼了。斯嘉丽
希区柯克,带来霜冻。
[音乐]
[尖叫]
>> 我想我可以看到气球拱门
可能有点太多了。
>> 哦,是的,当然。
>> 不,你应该说这场婚礼
看起来很垃圾。
这场婚礼看起来很垃圾。
>> 不,不。只要新娘幸福就好。
>> 大家好。到目前为止
很棒的婚礼,对吧?呃,接下来我们要
短暂休息一下,这在
每场婚礼上都会发生。但与此同时,
来点娱乐怎么样?滚滚,你
拿到魔鬼棒了吗?
>> 永远。
>> 是的。
>> 嗯,我只是想感谢您昨天
的帮助。
>> 我没有做太多事情。没什么。美好的
天。
>> 发生了什么事?
>> 只是很忙。回去工作吧。等等,
你里面有什么?
>> 气球拱门。
>> 天哪,队长。她是伟大的。
>> 平反。
[尖叫]
>> 你在笑什么?
>> 这家伙有多不舒服。顶起
恒温器,把桌子全部
粘住,把其中一根椅子腿弄得太短
,最糟糕的是,我让吉娜
向他打招呼。
>> 你让她做了什么?
>> 做你自己。
>> 可怜的儿子啊。你为什么
穿着燕尾服?
>> 凯文和我正在观看歌剧。
>> 歌剧。这是兔八哥
唱的那首歌吗?
>> 是的。
>> 那么,这是谁?
>> 这是菲利普·戴维森。
>> 我们对他有什么了解?
>> 明确的动机、明确的手段以及
不存在的不在场证据。但地方检察官不会
提出指控,因为他说这都是
的情况。如果我们想打倒这个
家伙,我们就必须让他现在就在这里承认
[音乐]。
>> 一场带有滴答作响的时钟的审讯
,一切都在线上。我更好
打电话给凯文并告诉他我不会
参加歌剧。还有一个人
我更想听他唱歌。
>> 哦,天啊。 [哭泣]
>> 你好,凯文。我不会再通过
电话加入您的行列。
>> 我名下的门票。 H O L.
>> 医生,嗯?
>> 当人们称牙医
医生时,这很有趣。
>> 我们是医生。我们在
医学院学习了四年。
>> 是的,它叫牙科学校。
>> 但我们了解整个身体。
>> 是的,但如果您患有癌症,您会
打电话给牙医。
>> 你知道,
进入牙科学校实际上比进入医学院更难。
>> 为什么?因为
牙科学校较少,因为大多数人都想成为
真正的医生。这太荒谬了。
我们不像大学教授
称自己为医生。这是
>> 不是一回事,我的朋友。
>> 当然可以。当有人在飞机上
心脏病发作时,他们会大喊
“哟,这里有人拥有艺术
历史博士学位吗?”博士是博士学位。
它的字面意思是描述医生。
>> 也许让我们重新聚焦一下。
>> 不,这里的问题是医疗
从业者选择了
医生这个词。
>> 好的,队长。现在,
>> 我知道我们生活在一个世界,任何东西
都可能意味着任何事情,甚至没有人关心
关于ETMOLOGY。
[叹气]
>> 显然,这对我来说是一个触发器。
>> 是的,显然。
那么现在,我们可以撒谎吗?
>> 不。[哼哼]
[笑声]
>> 我很确定你会
生气,但在我看来,
就像当布偶生气时,它就会开始
生气。
>> 哦,你想生气吗?我会让你生气。
>> 你觉得我失去了上风吗?
因为我仍然认为大约是 50/50。
>> 我告诉过你生气是不行的。
>> 好吧,你的绝妙想法也没有
让我们取得任何进展。我告诉
你,唯一有用的
就是在小屋里撒谎。
>> 这将是一个巨大的错误。
>> 会成功的。
>> 不,这会适得其反并危及
整个案件。
>> 哦,菲利普是对的。你根本不信任
我。
>> 停止吧。你知道,你是我最好的
侦探之一。
>> 那么,让我按照我的方式来做吧。
>> 我做到了。我让你按照你的方式去做,但这
是一场灾难。我不得不加入
愚蠢的警察策略来拯救
审讯。对不起。我知道你
很沮丧,佩拉尔塔,但事实是我们
还不够。我们可能不会得到
的坦白。它发生了。你是否
迫切希望每个人都知道
你有多棒?这不是每个人的事,好吗?
我只是想让你知道。
>> 天啊。
我明白了。
>> 他没有回答任何问题。
>> 没关系。我没有问题。没错
。我要开始独白了,儿子。
>> 最好快点。您只有 8
分钟。
>> 好吧。让我给你画一张
图。我是菲利普,一位成功的
牙周病医生,但对
大拉链上瘾了。我服用某种镇静剂,因为
我是个垃圾渣。另外,说实话,
成瘾是一种疾病,如果你没有谋杀一个人,我会超级
同情的。
>> 这有什么意义?
>> 我会到达那里。所以,有一天,我工作到
很晚,我的老板罗伯特给了我一个惊喜。
他发现我在偷药。再说一遍,
瘾君子败类。另外,再说一次,这不是你的
错。成瘾有一个主要的遗传因素
。他说他要向警方提交
报告。我可能会失去我的
许可证。我们吵架,我体内的某些东西
突然崩溃了。所以,我抓住了我
能找到的第一个东西,然后用它打了他。
>> 你还没有凶器。
>> 我愿意。现在,这是我 6 个月前在 Yelp
上发现的手术室照片。和
这是我们的犯罪现场
摄影师在谋杀案发生 2
周后在同一个房间拍摄的照片。注意到任何
的差异吗?
>> 我们不会回答这个问题。
>> 没关系。我可以亲自告诉你
。 Yelp 的照片在
厚重玻璃奖。而这个镜头只有
布鲁克林牙周病学会颁发的六项
背景下获得了
五个。六号怎么了?你
用它谋杀了罗伯特。你失去了所有
的控制,把他打死了。
肯定到处都是血。
但你很幸运。您当时在
手术室。可以对其进行灭菌。
在铺着地毯的办公室里,你永远不可能逃脱
>> 事实并非如此。
>> 别再说什么了,菲尔。你的
办公室经理会听到所有
的尖叫声,但她正在看她
孙子的游戏。又幸运了。你把
罗伯特的尸体放到轮椅上,然后
把它推进电梯。没有到处都是血真是
奇迹。
>> 这不是真的。
>> 现在你在车库里有一具尸体。
你惊慌失措,把手机落在
办公室里,而且你没有车钥匙,
但罗伯茨在他的口袋里。所以,你
把他放进车里然后你就出发了。你
简直不敢相信自己所做的一切。
>> 你很慌张。您没有 GPS,因此
您只需开始驾驶即可。
>> 接下来你知道的事情是,你进入了松树
男爵,它击中了你。你叔叔的
小屋。他在那里有一席之地。你是
最幸运的儿子
>> 是的,确实如此。每
回合你都很幸运。
>> 不,我清楚地知道我要去哪里。
我出于
的目的将手机留在办公室。我在
设计的手术室里,我没有使用任何白痴都会清楚地看到
奖品。我用
丢失的玻璃
特殊牙科聚合物做了一根棒,用它杀死了它们
它,然后将其熔化回来。儿子,
已经在病人的嘴里了。
>> 哦,该死。哦,该死。哦,该死。
>> 那是三个O水坝。
哦,该死。
>> 好的,先生。绑匪应该随时
打电话提出他的要求。如果
我们可以追踪他的位置,我们就可以找到
你的毛茸茸的男孩。
>> 毛茸茸的,他毛茸茸的。
>> 我们不再知道他是什么了。他
可能很模糊。他可以是任何人。
雷蒙德,他可能很邋遢。
>> 现在你让凯文不高兴了。我希望你
快乐。
>> 我为什么会高兴?我显然只是
混淆了模糊和蓬松。
>> 只是你被解雇了。我想要你的盾牌
和你的和平。
>> 这似乎有点极端。杰克是
对的。谢谢你,凯文。
>> 直接让他停薪。你为什么
寻求我的帮助?嘿,你来了。
天哪,发生了什么事?我
很生气,现在我要报复了。
>> 好的,看,先生。我知道您很沮丧,
,但您需要保持冷静,像对待其他案件一样对待这
。我的意思是,我不敢
相信我会这么说,但现在
不是全力以赴的时候。
>> 那是谁?你的朋友吗?
>> 我希望如此,但他不是一个真实的人。他是
一个电影刺客,当
有人惹他的狗时他就会发疯。
>> 那就叫我约翰威克斯吧,因为我快要发疯了
>> 这是威克,奇异的,而你已经
发疯了。我们失去了踪迹,还记得吗?
听着,我需要你集中注意力。绑匪
发短信提出了他的要求。
>> 这混蛋想从我的
小狗那里得到多少钱?
>> 好吧,就是这样。他不想要
钱。他索取了我们
2004 年 5 月处理的所有文件。这是一个线索。他
一定与
案件之一有某种联系。
>> 有趣。你知道
还有什么有趣的吗?
>> 手榴弹。
>> 请停止它。我要采取
凯文前往切达
被绑架的公园并寻找线索。我需要你
留在这里,检查这些文件,
并整理一份潜在的
嫌疑人名单。你能做到吗?
>> 好吧,好吧。我会检查一下文件。
>> 太棒了。
>> 你知道我不能离开,除非你把
手榴弹放回去,对吗?
>> 哦,但你让约翰·威克斯有手榴弹。
>> 这是 Wick,独一无二。把他放回去吧。
>> 这很奇怪。外面阳光明媚。
>> 为什么这么奇怪?
>> 因为暴风雨即将降临到
那个小混混身上。
>> 天啊。我爱上了它并且喜欢它。
好吧,让我们做好准备吧。凯文,你
留在这里。别担心,我们会
把你的狗找回来。所以,我们没有找回
你的狗。不幸的是,[音乐]他
不在这里。
>> 不,不,不。我认为霍尔特船长
处理得很好。
>> 是的。
>> 好的。如果我们要成功,
我们需要教你如何像凯文一样移动、说话、
和行为。
>> 换句话说,我们自己有一个猪
mailon 的情况。
>> 没错。猪邮递员的情况,
>> 对吗?
>> 会没事的。
>> 好吧,会没事的。
>> 让我们开始吧。
>> 是的。让我们开始吧。
>> 情况越来越糟。
>> 说得对,凯文。
>> 看,[音乐]
一只黄壳莺。
>> 看,Gandrusted
莺。
>> 不,你太兴奋了。莺是一种
常见鸟类。
>> 然后我说,“哪种变态?
Kofka 还是 Oette?” [笑声]
他喜欢它。他喜欢它。
>> 这就是个笑话。不,你说吧。
>> 哦,好吧。因此,[清嗓子]一位
教授走进了
善本收藏。
>> 不,你现在已经毁了它。这一点都不好笑
。看,雷蒙德,一只黄壳
莺。看,雷蒙德,一只黄壳
莺。
>> 不够兴奋。它们可能很常见,
但它们仍然是鸟。
>> 92nd Street Y 就该主题举办了一场精彩的
研讨会。
>> 就是这样。你明白了。
>> 啊,很酷。
>> 哦,别说酷。相反,说确实。
>> 哦,确实,确实,确实,确实,
确实。这很奇怪。看,雷蒙德,一只
黄壳蠕虫。
>> 是的,对于这样一只鸟来说,
的兴奋程度正是如此。您
抓住了凯文的精髓。你已经
完成了。
>> 更正,我已经完成了。
>> 确实如此。
>> 确实如此。确实,确实。确实,确实。
确实,确实,确实。的确。
>> 我越来越喜欢它了。
>> 哦,这是我们的毛茸茸的男孩。
>> 好狗。好狗。
>> 噢,切达先生,[音乐]我多么想念
你。
>> 我们都有。我会立即将 GPS 标签
戴在您的项圈上。该死的。
它不在这里。我穿着 Peralta 的
裤子。现在我的手很粘。
>> 等等,佩拉尔塔穿着你的裤子,
这意味着
>> 他的手不粘?
>> 是的,而且他还有 GPS 追踪器。
>> 你想要 PD 吗?
>> 分手。盖住出口。
>> 冻结。
>> 队长,[尖叫]
>> 他不会逃跑。他带走了我的狗。
>> 天哪,这正在发生。
>> [尖叫]
[呻吟]
>> 哦,我看到你有一把刀。但你
需要的是一把雨伞。
>> 告诉他们[音乐]原因。告诉他们原因。
>> 因为有一场暴风雨
要降临到你身上,铺位。
>> [尖叫]
[尖叫和呻吟]
>> 我的天啊。
>> [呻吟]
[尖叫]
>> 你抓错了毛茸茸的男孩。
>> 凯文说什么?一切都好吗?
>> 不,[音乐]我们刚刚进行了一场击倒
的持久战。我的日历上有
个湖边的房子免费。
>> 奇怪。我的房间无人居住。
>> 好吧,我们似乎陷入了僵局。
>> 我更愿意称之为僵局。他
太有趣了。
>> 他开车累了,所以他在
过夜并早上返回。
>> 嗯,那可能很好。也许你们
可以花一些时间在一起。
>> 我们同意保持距离,并在我们中的任何一个人
发出口头警告。
即将进入房间时
>> 雷蒙德停下来,进入厨房。
>> 等等。这个呼叫,就是
玉米箱想要生根时发出的呼叫。
我会回复。
这边走。
>> 哦,你不是玉米狂。
>> 但你听到了呼唤。
>> 是的,它很雄伟。
>> 好吧,看看我们在
网里抓到了什么。几条新鲜的肥鳟鱼。
这将持续我们接下来的 5 天。如果
我们吃掉蛋袋,就会更多。
>> 杰克野餐。它吸引了蜜蜂。
>> 不,不,上帝,它们无处不在。离开
。快点,大家在我周围围起一堵墙
>> 佩拉尔塔,对不起,凯文。只是我
非常过敏。如果我被蜇了,我会有
可怕的反应。有点像这样。
>> 天哪。不,那更糟糕。我只是
喉咙发痒。你为什么不躲在某人后面
好吧,我们应该表现得很好。我认为
群已经消失了。我想我只被
蜇过一次。我看起来怎么样?
>> 好。
>> 正常。很正常。
>> 停止吧。凯文不喜欢被欺骗
。你看起来很恶心。
>> 谢谢你,雷蒙德。我家里有一支 EpiPen
。您会打电话给
某人并让他们带来吗?
>> 没有接待处。我就跑
回来。我已经20年没有做过有氧运动了。
这有多难?
>> 这立刻就很糟糕了。
>> 在这里,当我们等待时,您可以尝试
将这瓶冰镇香槟
放在您的眼睛上。这可能有帮助。
>> 巴托,为什么会有一场浪漫的野餐
坐在这片偏僻的空地上?
>> 这一切都是你安排的,不是吗?
>> 呃呃。
>> 你操纵我们一起度过
时间。呃呃。
>> 这就是你的全部辩护吗?呃呃。
嗯。好吧,好吧。好的。是的,但是
只是因为我关心你。顺便说一句,
,您确实应该让您的
共享日历更不容易访问。
>> 您进入我们的日历了吗?
>> 是的,你已经知道了。你说我
设置了整个事情。
>> 我正在谈论野餐。你在说什么
>> 呃呃。你骗我们同时来到
湖边小屋。你做了
一个dstapton。
>> 什么?我不知道那是什么。
>> 双 deactton。
>> 我只有一半。
>> 这是一部关于一对双胞胎
的德国小说,他们试图让他们安排好的
父母团聚。
>> 这是父陷阱。我知道我的
策略有着优雅的起源。
>> 佩拉尔塔。这是我的个人生活。
你已经越界了。我要走了。
>> 我也是。哦不,凯文。
我们的开局很糟糕,
蜜蜂和凯文从山上滚下来,
当然还有第二群蜜蜂,
但我们现在很好了,对吧?你们
能听到我说话吗?由于某种原因,你不断远离我
>> 我希望现在有一只蜜蜂能蜇我的双耳
,这样它们也会密封起来。
>> 那是什么?我听不见你说话。我会
假设你说继续。
不管怎样,是的,我只是想如果我能
让你们聚在一起,我就能创造一个
神奇的时刻。但当然,我们现在
知道魔法并不存在。
>> 这是玉米CR。
>> 哦,我简直不敢相信。我终于发现了一颗
玉米,我的眼睛肿得睁不开。没关系
,凯文。我会向你描述它。
好的。你见过鸭子吗?
>> 佩拉尔塔,我明白了。
>> 好的。
>> 喙颜色为 panone 4685 C。
>> 翅膀颜色为 Panton 2322 C,带有
4515C 斑点。
哦,
>> 尾部为 panone 7525 C,带为
419C。
>> 我的
>> 哦,凯文,喉咙 panone 7528 C。
>> 哦,雷蒙德,
这些是一些热门的潘通色。
先生,
>> 你在这里做什么,巴拉达?
>> 我想向你证明,你认为凯文不再对你有
感觉的想法是错误的
>> 好吧,他在这里做什么?
>> 怎么办?呃,我想向他证明他
整天对冲都是错误的,但是
那是我们自己的事,所以你
可以忽略它。先生,听着。我认为
凯文想留下来。他
离开的唯一原因是他不知道你
的感受。
>> 你为什么会这么想?他没有做出任何
努力。
>> 或者他有吗?您知道凯文在鸟鸣方面比您
更好吗?
>> 哦,奇怪的、伤人的废话。
>> 不。谁第一个发出玉米箱呼叫?
>> 我相信我做到了。
>> 正确。凯文和我听到了你的声音,他
做出了回应。但是,得到这个,先生。您打错了
电话。这就是生根的
玉米的声音。
您拨打的电话是针对猩红色
莺的。一只垃圾鸟。
>> 好的,你已经表达了你的观点。我是一个
垃圾人,只知道垃圾鸟。
>> 不,这不是我的观点。我的观点是
凯文知道这不是一条玉米溪,但
他还是去了
>>因为他要去的是你,而不是
鸟。他仍然爱你。我们的计划
奏效了。
>> 我们的计划?
>> 是的。特里离开了树篱,来到了
的壁架上。
>> 嗯,这对你来说意味着很多,
杰夫,考虑到你多么讨厌壁架。
>> [音乐]
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词汇 含义

trainer

/ˈtreɪnər/

B1
  • noun
  • - 教练 (jiàoliàn)

reps

/reps/

A2
  • noun
  • - 次数 (cìshù)

balance

/ˈbæləns/

B1
  • noun
  • - 平衡 (pínghéng)

emergency

/ɪˈmɜːrdʒənsi/

B1
  • noun
  • - 紧急情况 (jǐnjí qíngkuàng)

suspicious

/səˈspɪʃəs/

B2
  • adjective
  • - 可疑的 (kěyí de)

case

/keɪs/

B1
  • noun
  • - 案件 (ànjiàn)

examiner

/ɪɡˈzæmɪnər/

B2
  • noun
  • - 检查员 (jiǎnchá yuán)

outbreak

/ˈaʊtbreɪk/

B2
  • noun
  • - 爆发 (bàofā)

contagious

/kənˈteɪdʒəs/

B2
  • adjective
  • - 传染的 (chuánrǎn de)

contagious

/kənˈteɪdʒəs/

B2
  • adjective
  • - 传染的 (chuánrǎn de)

immune

/ɪˈmjuːn/

B2
  • adjective
  • - 免疫的 (miǎnyì de)

fever

/ˈfiːvər/

A2
  • noun
  • - 发烧 (fāshāo)

fatigue

/fəˈtiːɡ/

B2
  • noun
  • - 疲劳 (píláo)

testicle

/ˈtestɪkl/

C1
  • noun
  • - 睾丸 (gāowán)

monologue

/ˈmɒnəloʊɡ/

C1
  • noun
  • - 独白 (dúbái)

confess

/kənˈfes/

B1
  • verb
  • - 承认 (chéngrèn)

polymer

/ˈpɒlɪmər/

C1
  • noun
  • - 聚合物 (jùyìngwù)

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重点语法结构

  • I don’t know where Garrett Baldi is. All right. It’s not like we were close.

    ➔ 现在完成时 (have been)

    ➔ “It’s not like we were close” 使用过去进行时来强调与现在形成对比的过去情况。

  • Then why were you always going out to dinner with him? Was he doing reps of linguini?

    ➔ 过去进行时 (was/were doing)

    ➔ “Was he doing reps of linguini?” 使用过去进行时来描述过去正在进行的动作。

  • Look, you don’t say no to Garrett Baldi. All right. That’s why I always let him work his chest and his abs and never his legs.

    ➔ 一般现在时 (always let)

    ➔ “That’s why I always let him work his chest” 使用一般现在时和 'always' 来描述习惯性动作。

  • Unless you guys are going to arrest me, I got to go. There’s an emergency at the gym.

    ➔ 现在进行时 (are going)

    ➔ “Unless you guys are going to arrest me” 使用现在进行时来描述计划或预期的未来动作。

  • This might just be the fever talking, but this unedited footage of an Italian restaurant from 8 years ago might be the best movie I’ve ever seen.

    ➔ 现在完成时 (have seen)

    ➔ “the best movie I’ve ever seen” 使用现在完成时来描述过去发生的动作及其与现在相关的结果。

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