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what happened I don't know you fell
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asleep that is all yeah yeah
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yeah all right well uh I better go yeah
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I think that would be
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best all right I'll talk to you later
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okay but not about this no never
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never so uh
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uh bye no touch no
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touch hey just uh brought back your
00:50
videos uh hey uh Ross look uh I think we
00:54
need to talk about before no no we
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don't yes we do now look that was the
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best nap I ever
01:05
had I I don't know what you're talking
01:11
about come on admit it that was the best
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nap you ever
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had I've had
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better okay
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when all right all right it was the best
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M ever ever I said it okay but it's over
01:29
Joey I want to do it
01:35
again we can't do it again why not
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because it's
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weird
01:47
fine you want something to drink sure
01:49
what do you got warm milk and exed pm
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boy I'll tell you that judging stuff
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took a lot out of me yeah yeah think
02:03
about maybe going upstairs and Tak a
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little nap on my
02:08
couch why why would I care about
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that no reason I'm just saying that
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uh that's where I'll be
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[Music]
02:43
great nap it really was
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[Applause]
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dude what the hell are you
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doing excuse me
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I'm so sorry you guys I didn't mean to
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bring you down no you were
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right I don't have a
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plan pizza guy thank
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God phab what do you have a plan I don't
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even have a PL
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hey hun would you help me get the plates
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down yeah hey here's an idea why don't
04:01
we use our wedding China today I think
04:04
we should save our China for something
04:06
really special like if the Queen of
04:07
England comes
04:10
over honey she keeps cancelling on us
04:11
take the
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hint what if something gets broken
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they're so expensive what is the point
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of having them if we never use
04:19
them okay but if something gets broken
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and then the queen comes over I will
04:23
explain it to her oh yeah like I'm going
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to let you talk to the queen
04:27
W the parade is really good this
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year man those horses can
04:33
crap next up is a marching band from MSI
04:36
Oklahoma MSI that's like 4 hours from
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Tulsa
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woohoo and here's the float with the
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stars of the popular daytime soap Days
04:46
of Our
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Lives oh my
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God aren't you one of the stars that
04:55
popular daytime soap Days of Our Lives
04:57
yeah
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I forgot I'm supposed to be
05:00
there I can't believe I forgot I usually
05:03
write stuff like this down on my
05:06
arm oh stupid long
05:09
sleeves what are you going to do I guess
05:14
I'm going to have to come up with a
05:17
really good reason why I wasn't there
05:18
the producers are going to be so mad at
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me they sat us all down yesterday and
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said everyone has to be there 6: a.m.
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sharp that means you
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trivani like I was some kind of idiot
05:27
well you prove them
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wrong hey who's this little naked guy uh
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that little naked guy would be
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me look at the little thing
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yes yeah it's fine that is my
05:49
penis can we be grown-ups
05:52
now who are those people got me oh
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that's Nana right there there in the
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middle wow yeah let's see me and the
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Gang at Java
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Joe's wow Monica you look just like your
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grandmother how old was she there
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1939 yeah uh 24 25 huh it's like a fun
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gang oh look look look look look I got
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Monica naked
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no no that would be me
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again I'm uh just trying something hello
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my name is
06:40
Clunkers may I please stay with you nice
06:42
people oh I wish you could stay here but
06:46
Chandler is allergic extremely allergic
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okay if I am anywhere near a dog for
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more than 5 minutes my throat will just
06:54
close up that's odd cuz this dog's been
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living here for the past 3
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days
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really tandler if the dog has been here
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that long and you haven't had a reaction
07:12
maybe you're not allergic to this dog
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well it still has to go right
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why okay it's um don't do
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it don't do what I have to okay it's
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time
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okay I hate dogs what
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CRA told
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you all right okay be
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careful careful watch her hair watch her
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hair right she's got like three hair I
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know I know but they're just so
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beautiful oh my God I just pulled one
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out
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I promise you she's safe okay now watch
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watch how much she loves this okay are
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you ready s here we
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go okay
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careful okay
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oh oh oh she's
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smiling oh look at that she does like it
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see I told you oh
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oh oh my God look at her she's a little
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dear devil oh god oh let me push can I
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push oh
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absolutely oh God okay get get the
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camera it's in the it's in the diaper
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bag okay see scared of the swings I bet
08:39
you feel pretty
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silly so how's the game I have no
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idea what yeah I'm just pretending to
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watch the game so I don't have to help
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out with
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stuff I don't believe you that is is
08:55
brilliant and Monica has no idea nope
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every once in a while I just yell and
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scream stuff at the
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TV
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hey is your team winning hun oh yeah
09:12
Anderson just scored
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again there's no
09:17
Anderson down the
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street goats
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operating leaving little
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treats I don't know does it even work
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without my sexy voice I like
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it dther kiss
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me and I'm still waiting for my paper my
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man thank you my babies
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Rachel
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yeah I don't know if you heard about
10:04
what happened between me and Phoebe the
10:06
other day no well we kissed I I didn't
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initiate the kiss but but I also didn't
10:12
stop it and I've been feeling
10:14
guilty okay so
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um are we cool
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okay I knew you would understand Janice
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likes to cuddle at night which you know
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I'm all for but uh you know when you
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want to go to sleep you want some space
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so uh you know how do I tell her that
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without you know accidentally calling
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her fat or
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something oh honey I'm sorry we can't
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help you there cuz we're cuddly
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sleepers okay I'm laid for work oh all
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right are you guys going to come down uh
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yeah yeah I'll I'm right behind you okay
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good luck Chandler thank you Rachel bye
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sweetie bye
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honey okay the sleeping
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thing very tricky business but there is
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something you can do I thought you guys
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were cudly sleepy
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no no not cuddly not me just her I'm
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like you I need the
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room okay come
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here okay you're in B
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yeah I'm going to use the cushion
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yeah okay you're in bed she's over on
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your side cuddling now you wait for her
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to drift off and then you hug her and
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roll her over to her side of the
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bed and then
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you roll away
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hug for
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her roll for
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you okay the old hug and roll yeah okay
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one question shoot you're pretending the
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pillow's a girl
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right what I'm going to do about this
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coat I'll take
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it that might work oh yeah
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all right what do you think you're on in
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five Miss
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Manelli no no no it's it's just a bit
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sudden no it's great okay I am totally
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on board I love you too all right
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bye what's the matter Ross nothing no oh
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uh actually great news um just got off
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the phone with Emily and looks like I'm
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moving to a new
12:56
apartment wo
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w why well her thought is and I agree
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fresh new
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furniture why not a fresh new apartment
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her cousin has this great place to
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sublet it's got a view of the river on
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one side and Columbia on the other
13:13
that's way up town that's like three
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trains away which is great I love to
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ride that rail oh my God the pages are
13:20
stuck together Chandler
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[Laughter]
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oh my God she she made half an English
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trifle
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and half a shepherd's
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pie
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M yeah this is so good that I'm going to
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go enjoy it on the
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balcony so I can enjoy the view whilst I
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enjoy my
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dessert I'm going to call my friend Mary
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and tell her how good this is from
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Monica's room I'll help you
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dial and I'm going to go into the
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bathroom so I can look at it in the
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mirror as I eat
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it okay now what was that all about is
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it does it not taste good let me try
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this no
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[Laughter]
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no oh
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fun so
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good maybe janler has some
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left that tastes like
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feet I like
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it are you kidding what's not the like
14:48
custard good Jam good meat good
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so a bird just grabbed it and
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then and then tried to fly away with it
15:04
and and then just dropped it on the
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street yes but if it's any consolation
15:12
before the bird dropped it he seemed to
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enjoy it this adoption stuff is so
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overwhelming there's intercountry
15:19
adoption dependency adoption there so
15:21
many ways to go and this is like the
15:24
biggest decision of Our Lives there's a
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hair in my
15:28
coffee hey guys hey hey have you seen
15:31
Frank Jor cuz he's meeting me here with
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the triplets you know it's funny every
15:35
time you say triplets I immediately
15:37
think of three hot blonde
15:39
19-year-olds that's sweet drink your
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hair hey what's all this stuff uh they
15:46
brochures from different adoption
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agencies oh babies oh this one is so
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cute get this
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one that's not really how it works oh
15:55
how does it to work I don't
15:58
know well if you're having a hard time
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you should talk to my friends Bill and
16:04
Colleen they adopted a kid I'm sure
16:06
they'd help you thanks that would be
16:08
great hey honey wouldn't that be
16:09
great popular feebe in tennis is called
16:13
the overhand
16:16
Phoebe and if you win you must slap your
16:17
opponent on the Phoebe and say hi
16:19
Phoebe oh that's cute we really all
16:22
enjoyed it but you know it doesn't count
16:25
count for what just count in our heads
16:28
as good Mad
16:31
Libs I guess
16:33
over wait wait guys if we follow the
16:35
rules it's still fun and it means
16:38
something I'm going to take off guys
16:41
rules are good rules help control the
16:43
fun the longest you've been in a
16:47
relationship
16:51
before H having having the sex
16:54
why who's not having are you and Julie
16:59
not are you and are you and Julie not
17:00
having
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sex
17:05
technically no
17:07
wow is is it cuz she's so cold and
17:10
bad or or is it cuz she's like kind of
17:14
bossy makes it feel like
17:17
School no no she's great and it's not
17:19
like we haven't done anything I mean I
17:22
mean we we do plenty of other stuff lots
17:26
of other stuff like no no no no don't
17:28
need to know the
17:30
details okay no it's just it's it's me
17:32
you you know I've only been with one
17:37
woman my whole life and she turned out
17:40
to be a
17:42
lesbian so now I've got myself all
17:43
psyched out you know and it's become
17:46
like
17:49
this this thing and
17:51
I you know you must just think I'm weird
17:55
no no no no I don't think it's weird I
17:58
think I think um in fact in fact you
18:02
know what I think
18:05
what I think it's
18:06
sexy sexy let me tell you something as a
18:10
woman there is nothing sexier than a man
18:13
who does not want to have
18:18
sex no kidding oh yeah in fact you know
18:21
what I'd do what I'd
18:24
wait you wait yes absolutely I would
18:27
wait and
18:31
wait then I'd wait some
18:33
more really oh yeah I don't care how
18:38
much she tells you she wants it I don't
18:40
care if she begs she pleads she tells
18:42
you she she's going to have sex with
18:45
with another man that just means it's
18:46
working a women really want this more
18:52
than jewelry
18:56
hey I need you to set me up for a joke
19:14
later when Monica's around I need you to
19:16
ask me about fire trucks I don't know
19:18
Chan I'm not so good with remembering
19:21
lines well thank God you're live lihood
19:26
doesn't depend on I know
19:29
right why why why why are we doing this
19:32
Monica says that her matri D is the
19:34
funniest guy she's ever met seriously
19:36
she actually said that yes am I crazy to
19:39
be this upset no being funny is your
19:41
thing yeah without that you just got
19:44
lame with women
19:46
yeah hi there you are fire
19:49
trucks treat oh
19:56
oh well you're just the prettiest
20:02
ballerina I've ever seen thank
20:04
you oh wow that deserves another piece
20:07
of candy thank
20:10
you well I have to say that earns Tut
20:14
two pieces of
20:17
candy I love you oh oh
20:18
oh oh honey here take it all
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[Applause]
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Monica we need more candy what there's
20:31
only been like four kids yeah I know but
20:35
one of them just said that she loved me
20:37
so I just gave her
20:38
everything no wonder you're
20:39
pregnant I not told you oh I don't know
20:42
um how about the fact that the underwear
20:46
out there on the telephone pole is yours
20:48
from when you were having sex with fun
20:50
Bobby out on the Terrace what wait a
20:52
minute who told you
20:55
you are dead meat I didn't know it was a
21:01
big
21:04
secret oh it's not big not at all you
21:05
know kind of on the same lines as say oh
21:08
I don't know having a third
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nipple you have a third
21:14
nipple you
21:18
whip it out whip it out yeah yeah
21:23
come on there's nothing to see it's just
21:26
a tiny bump it's totally useless oh as
21:28
opposed to your other multifunctional
21:31
nipples I can't believe you you told me
21:34
it was a
21:37
nubbin joy what do you think a nubbin
21:39
was I don't know you see something you
21:42
hear a word I thought that's what it was
21:44
I've just never had a relationship with
21:47
that kind of passion you know where
21:49
where you have to have somebody right
21:51
there in the middle of a theme
21:52
park well it was the only to do there
21:56
that didn't have a
21:59
line all right well see I mean Barry
22:02
wouldn't even kiss me on a miniature
22:04
golf course come on no you said we were
22:06
holding up the people behind
22:08
us and you didn't marry him
22:10
because I mean do you think there are
22:14
people that go through life never having
22:18
that kind of probably really but but you
22:20
know I'll tell you something passion is
22:24
way overrated yeah right it is uh
22:26
eventually it kind of burns out but
22:30
hopefully what you're left with is trust
22:33
and security and uh well in the case of
22:35
my ex-wife
22:38
lesbianism the airplane game you want to
22:40
show Rachel come here you going to do
22:42
something fun okay
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[Music]
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[Music]
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so brave you're so brave yes you are
22:58
you're so brave okay okay honey he's
23:01
fine he's fine let's just put him down
23:03
come here babe yes you're such a good
23:05
boy how could you do that to him Ross
23:08
trusted me what is he going to say he's
23:11
not going to say anything because we're
23:13
not going to tell him we're not no we're
23:14
not all right I like
23:16
that so we're okay we're okay we're okay
23:18
aren't we no we're not okay we're not
23:21
okay there's a bump there's a bump
23:23
there's a bu oh my god well push it in
23:24
push it in I cannot push it
23:27
in okay we're going to need a
23:31
distraction okay that's it okay I got it
23:33
okay the second that Ross walks in that
23:36
door yeah I want you to take him back to
23:38
your bedroom and you do whatever it is
23:40
that you do that makes him
23:41
[Music]
23:42
go
23:45
or we could put a hat on his head a hat
23:48
yes we need a hat we need a hat where
23:52
are we going to find a tiny little hat w
23:54
w w get rainy J bear I guess he don't
23:56
know what to
23:58
do oh my God you're a genius oh God it's
23:59
it's kind of sewn on though give it give
24:03
it
24:05
okay oh it's just like a blood bath in
24:09
here today you
24:12
guys sure have a lot of books about
24:13
being a
24:15
lesbian well you know yeah you have to
24:19
take a
24:22
course otherwise they don't let you do
24:24
it
24:27
hey hey yle the turtle a classic
24:36
actually I I'm reading it to the
24:40
baby the uh the baby that hasn't been
24:44
born
24:46
yet um wouldn't that mean you're
24:47
crazy what you don't think they can hear
24:52
sounds in
24:54
there you're not serious I mean do yeah
24:55
you really you really talk to it yeah
24:59
all the time I want the baby to know my
25:02
voice do you uh do you talk about me
25:05
yeah yeah all the time really but um we
25:09
just refer to you as Bobo the sperm
25:14
guy here for Thanksgiving I know it's
25:21
sick why is it sick because it's
25:24
Richard's son it's it's like inviting a
25:26
Greek tragedy over for
25:29
dinner hey come on ph you understand
25:31
don't you yeah I could see where I'd be
25:33
your best shot but
25:36
no sorry honey I think it's twisted yeah
25:38
what's Twisted me going out with Richard
25:42
son
25:44
ew ew ew
25:47
ew sounds like a really bad idea to
25:50
me is he okay in there he's fine
25:54
hey you know man if things work out
26:00
between you and Richard's son you'll be
26:02
able to tell your kids that you slept
26:03
with your
26:05
grandfather fine judge all you want to
26:08
but married a lesbian left a man at the
26:11
altar fell in love with a gay ice dancer
26:13
threw a girl's wooden leg in the fire
26:15
live in a
26:16
box hey guys hey
26:21
so what do you think
26:25
about what what yeah what are you
26:29
kidding okay I'll give you a hint I'll
26:32
give you a
26:33
hint eyes no no your eyes no Chandler's
26:37
eyes I got
26:43
glasses you always had
26:45
glasses no I
26:50
didn't are you
26:53
sure yeah did didn't you use to have a
26:56
pair they were really round and burgundy
26:58
and they made you look kind of um
27:01
feminine
27:03
yes no sweetie I think the glasses look
27:04
great they make you look really sexy
27:08
really yeah and you didn't think I used
27:10
to wear glasses right of
27:12
course so
27:16
[Music]
27:18
nice hey I have a
27:22
question well uh actually actually not
27:26
so much a question as more of a a
27:29
general
27:31
wondering okay
27:35
okay here it
27:37
goes um well for a while now I've been
27:41
wanting to um oh yes yes that's that's
27:44
right little
27:49
girl
27:51
what top of the world looking down on
27:54
creation
27:59
[Applause]
28:00
[Music]
28:02
and all right this is just vacine it
28:10
won't
28:13
hurt ow ow sorry that was
28:15
wax this poor little toti is scared to
28:21
death we should find his owner oh we
28:24
just put the poor little toti out in the
28:26
hall
28:27
during a blackout so get trampled
28:29
yeah decided to have a Halloween party
28:33
good yeah and everybody has to wear
28:36
costumes come on it'll be fun well uh
28:41
I'll be there I mean I have to wear a
28:44
costume to all my classes that day
28:46
anyway so please tell me you're not
28:47
going to dress up like a
28:49
dinosaur not two years in a
28:51
row I I'll come to the part but I'm not
28:56
dressing up you have to no way look
28:58
Halloween is so stupid dressing up and
29:01
pretending to be someone you're
29:03
not you're an
29:05
actor so Ross are you going to bring
29:08
Mona yeah yeah I think I will the hot
29:10
girl from their wedding yeah well hey if
29:13
she needs any ideas for costumes she
29:15
could be a uh bikini model or
29:17
nurse or sexy cheerleader or o
29:20
Leatherface from Texas Chainsaw Massacre
29:24
no no no leather
29:26
face now wasn't Joey hitting on her at
29:29
the wedding
29:32
too that's right he was hitting on her
29:33
and I got her I guess the better man
29:37
won please don't take her from me do I'm
29:41
doing okay I think it's going well do
29:45
you think they're having fun am I
29:47
talking too fast nope sound like me D is
29:48
going great look at Chandler with little
29:51
baby girl
29:53
Chandler little baby girl Chandler where
29:54
have I heard that before all right coach
29:57
ran you know what PHS uh when you're
30:05
done over there we've got a kind of
30:07
situation over here
30:08
too nuh-uh no we are all responsible for
30:10
our own babies see that's where I think
30:13
that you're wrong we've been playing
30:15
these babies manto man we should really
30:16
be playing a zone
30:18
defense mean I just think things will go
30:21
a lot smoother if we each have our own
30:23
Zone you know Phoebe you can be in
30:25
charge of wiping
30:26
and you know M you can be in charge of
30:28
diapering and I can be in charge of
30:30
looking how cute they are when they put
30:32
their hands
30:33
[Music]
30:34
around that sounds really great but
30:36
maybe you should be in charge of wiping
30:38
okay I'm a rookie I should not be in the
30:40
end zone
30:41
[Music]
30:43
a
31:27
you know Rachel funny thing actually uh
31:33
The End Zone starts that pole so you're
31:36
5T short so we
31:38
[Applause]
31:42
win wait wait wait wait wait so explain
31:44
something to me though if if nobody
31:46
tagged Rachel then isn't the place still
31:48
going coffee we'll get energized and
31:54
we'll head back out
31:57
all right
31:58
okay so we're having fun right we don't
32:02
need that wizard guy we hit a couple of
32:06
clubs talk to some strangers and uh
32:08
after this we'll go down to the docks
32:11
and see about that boat
32:13
thing I'm kind of
32:15
beaked
32:18
actually me
32:20
too you serious yeah yeah thank God I'm
32:22
exhausted
32:26
so you guys want coffees yeah but uh I
32:29
don't want to be up too late so I'll
32:31
have a Decap yeah me
32:33
too actually can I get some hot water
32:35
with a little
32:37
lemon I strain my voice screaming in
32:40
there does it have to be so
32:43
loud I can't hear a word you're saying
32:45
my ears are ringing so bad I'm just glad
32:48
I brought that extra Paris socks you
32:50
know I used them as mittens I didn't
32:52
want to touch a thing in that last place
32:54
how sad are
33:01
we yeah I
33:03
know you know what we're not sad we're
33:05
not sad we're just not 21 anymore you
33:08
know I'm 29 years old damn it and I want
33:10
to sit in a comfortable chair and watch
33:12
television and go to sleep at a
33:14
reasonable hour yeah yeah and I like to
33:16
hang out in a quiet place where I could
33:19
talk to my friends yeah and so what if I
33:21
like to go home throw on some Kenny G
33:24
and take a bath
33:26
we're 29 we're not women oh
33:32
TBS what's wrong with PBS oh what's
33:34
right with
33:37
them why don't you like PBS fee okay cuz
33:39
right after my mom killed herself I was
33:42
just in this really bad place you know
33:44
personally
33:46
so I just thought that it would make me
33:48
feel better if I wrode to Sesame Street
33:50
cuz they were so nice when I was a
33:52
little
33:53
kid no one ever wrote back well you know
33:55
a lot of those Muppets don't have
33:58
thumbs all I got was a lousy keychain
34:01
and by that time I was living in a box I
34:04
didn't have
34:07
keys I'm sorry fees I just you know I
34:09
just wanted to do a good deed like like
34:11
you did with the babies this isn't a
34:13
good deed you just want to get on TV
34:15
this is totally selfish whoa whoa
34:17
whoa what about you having those babies
34:20
for your brother talk about
34:22
selfish what what do you what are you
34:26
talking about well yeah it was a really
34:27
nice thing and all but it made you feel
34:29
really good right yeah so well it made
34:31
you feel good so that makes it selfish
34:34
look there's no unselfish Good Deeds
34:37
sorry yes there are there are totally
34:39
Good Deeds that are selfless well may I
34:42
ask for one example yeah it's you know
34:45
there's no you may
34:48
not that's because all people are
34:52
selfish are you calling me selfish are
34:54
you calling you
34:58
people yeah sorry to burst that bubble
35:01
feeds but selfless Good Deeds don't
35:03
exist okay and you know the deal on
35:06
Santa Claus right I'm going to find a
35:08
selfless Good Deed I'm going to beat you
35:11
you Evil
35:13
Genius huh Dr Bobby happens to be an
35:14
excellent doctor oh wait a minute his
35:17
name is Dr
35:19
Bobby well that's his last name and his
35:22
first name he's Bobby Bobby
35:25
it's Robert
35:29
Bobby and um excuse me he helps me
35:32
please ask her how what do you need help
35:36
for with my alignment I got one leg
35:38
shorter than the other oh my God argue
35:40
with that what it's true my right leg is
35:43
2 Ines shorter come on you're just
35:45
tilting her legs are fine I know that so
35:48
what do you let her go to a chiropractor
35:52
for I'm sorry let her what can I do she
35:53
doesn't listen to me about uh about
35:55
renters Insurance either wait a minute
35:57
you don't have renters
35:58
insurance
36:02
no but what if somebody steals something
36:04
how you going to run after him with one
36:07
leg shorter than the
36:08
other hey would you uh would you like
36:15
some juice I love some juice
36:17
okay wow this is going so well did you
36:20
see us did you see yeah honey I'm
36:24
standing right there
36:25
why don't you just tell him about the M
36:27
I haven't gotten checked yet excellent
36:28
please help me I have a date tonight it
36:31
has to go well okay I'm scared for my
36:34
health okay okay um oh oh oh I got
36:36
something okay it's this story that I
36:40
came up with very romantic I swear any
36:42
woman that hears it they're like putty
36:45
really well then tell it to me okay now
36:47
you're going to want to have sex with me
36:50
when you hear it but you have to
36:51
remember it is just the story
36:54
I'll try to control
36:58
myself
37:00
okay years ago when I was backpacking
37:03
across Western Europe you were
37:06
backpacking across Western Europe have a
37:08
nice six more months Ross okay okay okay
37:10
I'm sorry please please you you were in
37:14
Western Europe
37:16
and I was just outside of Barcelona
37:20
hiking in the foothills of Mount
37:23
tibidabo
37:25
I was at the end of this path and I came
37:29
to a clearing and there was a lake very
37:31
secluded and there were tall trees all
37:34
around it was dead silent
37:37
gorgeous and across the lake I saw a
37:41
beautiful woman bathing
37:44
herself but she was
37:47
crying why
37:52
this is great wine it's from
38:02
France in
38:06
Europe Western
38:09
Europe you know um a few years ago uh
38:14
actually I was backpacking across
38:18
Western Europe really mhm wait it gets
38:20
[Laughter]
38:23
better um yeah I was in um Barcelona I
38:26
studied for a year in
38:30
Barcelona anyway um so I was um I was
38:34
hiking I love hiking oh that's
38:38
great I was hiking along the foothills
38:42
of Mount Tibido I think it's tibidabo
38:46
okay do you want to tell the story phes
38:49
who else wants one of my special
38:52
homemade brownies I will have one oh oh
38:54
yeah I'm not gonna have one of
38:58
those no no it's just my tooth all I'll
39:01
have one of
39:04
those so what's the matter you need a
39:06
dentist I've got a good one oh thanks I
39:08
have a good one too I just I I I can't
39:10
see him see that is the problem with
39:13
invisible
39:15
dentists why why can't you go to them
39:18
because every time I go to the dentist
39:21
somebody
39:24
dies that is so weird because every time
39:25
I go to the dentist I look down the
39:28
hygienist
39:30
blouse Phoebe what um what yeah yeah
39:31
first there was my Aunt Mary and then
39:36
there was um John my mailman and then my
39:39
my cowboy friend albino
39:41
Bob and all of these people actually
39:44
died yes while I was in the chair that's
39:46
why I take such good care of my teeth
39:49
now you know it's not about oral hygiene
39:51
I flossed to save
39:53
lives PHS come on you didn't kill
39:55
anybody these people just happen to die
39:57
when you went to the dentist it's it's
40:00
just a coincidence well tell that to
40:02
them oh you can't they're dead also just
40:04
so you know I'm not going to make a
40:06
turkey this year what well Phoebe
40:08
doesn't eat turkey
40:11
Phoebe turkeys are beautiful intelligent
40:12
animals no they're not they're ugly and
40:15
stupid and
40:18
delicious right it's it's not just
40:20
Phoebe Will's still on a diet Chandler
40:22
doesn't eat Thanksgiving food and
40:25
Rachel's having her averse into poultry
40:26
she is yeah did you remember I had to
40:28
leave the room the other day when you
40:30
had that roast chicken yeah but I
40:31
thought that was just cuz I put the
40:33
whole thing on my hand and made it walk
40:34
across the
40:36
table anyway it just doesn't seem worth
40:38
it to make a whole turkey for just three
40:40
people okay it's just it's it's a lot of
40:41
work but you got to have turkey on
40:43
Thanksgiving I mean Thanksgiving with no
40:45
turkey is like like Fourth of July with
40:48
no apple pie or or Friday with no two
40:50
pizzas all right fine if it means that
40:55
much to you but just there's going to be
40:56
a ton left over no no no there won't I
40:58
promise I will finish that
41:00
turkey you're telling me you can eat
41:02
almost an entire turkey in one sitting
41:04
that's right cuz I'm a
41:06
triani this is what we
41:09
do I mean we may not be great thinkers
41:11
or or world leaders we don't read a lot
41:14
or run very fast but damn it we can eat
41:18
everybody sh uh Central Perk is proud to
41:20
present the music of Miss Phoebe
41:24
[Applause]
41:28
bouet thanks hi um I want to start with
41:30
a song that's about that moment when you
41:34
suddenly realize what life is really all
41:36
about okay here we
41:40
[Music]
41:44
go okay thank you very much New York
41:45
City has no power and the milk is
41:49
getting sour but to me it is not scary
41:54
cuz I stay away from
41:59
[Music]
42:05
dairy hi guys this is Josh Josh these
42:10
are my friends that's
42:14
Rossy Josh hi
42:18
dudes so did you play in college oh I
42:21
still do next year I hope to make
42:24
Varsity though
42:26
Ross didn't you play uh soccer in high
42:29
school oh no wait that's right you just
42:31
organized their game schedules on your
42:33
Commodore
42:34
64 well it's getting late I got to get
42:36
to the game so I'm going to head
42:38
okay I'll miss
42:46
you
42:48
dope wow cute one very cute I know isn't
42:54
he great so nice to finally be in a fun
42:58
relationship you know there's nothing
43:01
boring about him and uh Betty's never
43:04
even set foot in a museum well maybe
43:06
he'll get to go soon you know like on a
43:09
class trip or
43:11
something you know what else is really
43:14
great about him oh what is the word for
43:16
an adult who doesn't have dinosaur toys
43:19
in their
43:21
bedroom um
43:22
what was that Monica knows it's this
43:29
dumb thing that Ross made up to trying
43:32
to fool our parents it's a way of giving
43:34
the finger without actually having to
43:36
give
43:38
it I remember I cried the night you made
43:40
that up this is the first time I
43:43
realized I was cooler than my big
43:44
brother I've got three of my five three
43:46
of your five what celebrities I'm
43:49
allowed to sleep with oh my God you are
43:52
giving us a lot of thought hey it's hard
43:55
okay I only have two spots left all
43:57
right who you got to narrow down to
43:59
okay Elizabeth Hurley very attractive
44:01
yeah
44:05
forgiving Susan
44:09
sandon you know what she's too political
44:12
she probably wouldn't let you do it
44:15
unless you donated four cans of food
44:16
first and Isabella rosolini very hot
44:21
very sexy but uh
44:25
you know she's too International you
44:28
know she's never going to be around so
44:29
so you got to play the odds pick
44:32
somebody who's going to be in the
44:34
country like all the
44:35
time yeah cuz that's why you won't get
44:37
Isabella rosellini
44:39
Geography okay let's see okay the
44:41
turkeyy in the oven the stuffing is
44:43
ready you know you always cook this meal
44:45
all by yourself let me help this year a
44:47
Chandler that's sweet but you don't have
44:50
to do everything Dr Phil tells you to
44:52
do I'm serious let me do something
44:54
something just not the turkey or the
44:57
stuffing nothing
44:58
high-profile let's see oh the cranberry
45:00
sauce it's easy to make and no one
45:03
really cares about
45:05
it tell me more okay I'm going to go
45:06
check on something across the hall you
45:10
start by washing
45:11
these not with
45:14
salt you obviously haven't Taste of my
45:20
palm Olive
45:23
potatoes well if we learned one thing
45:24
today ch it's that cheerleaders and high
45:26
explosives don't
45:29
mix you couldn't play that again MC well
45:32
I couldn't have done it without you
45:35
buddy you're a genius oh yeah well then
45:36
how come I can't get my VCR through stop
45:39
linking
45:41
[Laughter]
45:43
[Music]
45:44
12:00 so what do you guys
45:49
think hey
45:55
H hold on please Jo it's your mom mom
45:59
mom nice wow so what did you
46:02
think
46:06
well that was um okay it wasn't the best
46:07
that was one of the worst things
46:12
ever and not just on
46:15
TV what are we going to tell him well
46:18
the the lighting was okay oh no you
46:20
don't you got lighting last time
46:22
lighting is mine I have costumes oh
46:23
great that means I'm stuck with so we
46:27
were watching you in there and you were
46:29
sitting right here
46:31
whoa hey what's the matter somebody on
46:33
the subway licked my neck licked my neck
46:36
oh Wily is still
46:39
alive what are you guys doing oh my mom
46:42
called they're going to run our
46:44
engagement announcement in the local
46:45
paper so they're looking for a good
46:47
picture of us ooh I'm afraid that does
46:48
not
46:50
exist that's not true they're great
46:51
pictures of us no they are great
46:54
pictures of you standing next to a guy
46:55
who's going like
46:57
this oh my God that's the creep that
46:59
you're with at the Statue of
47:02
Liberty I don't know what it is I just
47:05
can't take a good picture here's a great
47:07
one yeah I'm not in that no but look at
47:10
me all
47:13
tan he why don't you guys go get
47:14
portraits done by a professional
47:16
photographer it's a great idea I bet
47:18
they have one of those wind machines you
47:20
know
47:21
like yeah that's great next to that
47:24
Chandler won't look so
47:26
stupid jander what do you say all right
47:29
but I should warn you I'm not going I'm
47:31
[Applause]
47:37
[Music]
47:38
going great that's great Monica
47:40
great now Chandler you want to give us a
47:44
smile
47:47
okay I'm sorry is the seat uncomfortable
47:52
no I am
47:54
there I know you can do this okay you
47:57
have a beautiful smile I do
47:59
yeah all right maybe you don't have to
48:03
smile let's try something else let's try
48:05
um try looking sexy
48:07
okay or
48:16
not I know let's try a look a far off
48:22
wonderment okay we'll we'll gaze into
48:27
our future and we'll think about our
48:29
marriage and the days to come
48:31
okay Chandler what is the matter with
48:38
your
48:41
face wait this picture supposed to say
48:42
Geller and being to be married not Local
48:44
woman saves drowning
48:46
hey don't laugh at him he's my
48:50
drowning
48:53
that's it that's take it take
48:55
it I like this one it seems to say I
49:03
love you and that's why I have to kill
49:06
you can't all be bad find the one where
49:10
you make your bedroom
49:14
eyes oh there it is oh my God those are
49:16
my bedroom
49:19
eyes why did you ever sleep with
49:21
me do you really want to pull at that
49:24
thread see that's a great smile easy
49:28
natural now pretend I have a
49:33
camera are you changing it I can't help
49:37
it all right all right all right all
49:40
right right you want to know what I do
49:42
when I take resume shots borrow money
49:43
from
49:45
me yeah okay first first of all you want
49:47
to make it look spontaneous right okay
49:51
so here's what I do I look down look
49:53
down keep looking down then I look
49:56
up see all right now you try look down
50:01
you're looking down keep looking down
50:05
why is the jelly on your
50:07
shoe I had a
50:09
[Music]
50:13
donut hey there you are there I
50:15
am you okay yeah Joey said I uh I needed
50:18
to relax so he gave me an
50:22
antihistamine yeah and I fell asleep on
50:25
the subway and went all the way to
50:27
Brooklyn Brooklyn is
50:28
far jaylor what were you thinking no no
50:32
but don't worry don't worry because I
50:34
know how to take a picture
50:36
now okay see look
50:38
down look
50:41
down look
50:44
[Music]
50:45
down Chandler yeah
50:51
guys check it out my mom sent me the
50:58
paper oh let's see it
51:00
okay oh yeah that looks good you guys
51:03
make a very attractive
51:06
couple yeah we look great together we
51:10
really do
51:14
okay wow imagine what our kids would
51:16
look like you know we don't have to
51:19
imagine I'm marrying her well just see
51:22
hey
51:27
hey what are you supposed to be remember
51:29
the Russian satellite
51:32
Sputnik well I'm a potato or a
51:36
spud and these are my
51:41
antenna so Sputnik
51:44
becomes spudnick spudnick
51:51
wow I don't have the worst costume
51:57
anymore hey right Ross came is
52:01
Duty no I'm I'm not Duty no space
52:06
[Laughter]
52:10
Duty hey what are you guys what are you
52:14
guys talking about
52:16
nothing damn this coffee is cold hey
52:21
Rich do you mind if I heat this up on
52:24
your loin
52:26
you know I cannot believe you told him
52:30
Joey so I guess you bought that book
52:33
after we broke up huh uh-huh yeah I did
52:36
because I wore out my first copy when I
52:39
was with
52:40
you oh yeah yeah well uh when we were
52:42
going out I read tons of porno
52:45
magazines
52:49
so boss how could you do that to an old
52:51
man
52:55
excuse me
52:59
[Music]
53:02
ladies hey hey Ross check it out Sandy
53:12
taught me Hot Cross
53:15
Buns really sounded like three blind
53:17
mice no Three Blind Mice goes like this
53:20
I swear to God
53:22
who's up for puppets me I'm up for
53:27
puppets well please
53:30
welcome the snuffle bumps who wants to
53:33
be Mr wiggle Munch and who's going to be
53:36
the grumpies okay okay how exactly is a
53:38
two-month-old supposed to appreciate
53:42
puppets actually Studies have shown that
53:44
the movement and colors helped their
53:47
cerebral development the Whimsical
53:48
characters are just for us
53:51
I want to be Mr wiggle
53:58
Munch oh my god well I guess we know
54:01
who's going to be the grumpus
54:04
[Music]
54:09
歌词与翻译
[中文]
[音乐]
[掌声]
[音乐]
发生了什么事，我不知道你睡着了
睡着了，是啊是啊
是啊，好吧，呃，我最好走了，是啊，
我想那会是
最好，好吧，我稍后再跟你说
好吧，但不是这个，不，从来没有
从来没有，呃，
呃，再见，别碰不
[音乐]
触摸嘿刚刚带回了你的
视频呃嘿呃罗斯看起来呃我想我们
需要先谈谈不不我们
不是的我们现在看起来那是我有史以来
最好的午睡
如果我不知道你在说什么
来吧承认这是最好的
你曾经小睡过
如果我已经
更好了，好吧
当好吧好吧，这是最好的
我曾经说过，好吧，但一切都结束了
乔伊我想做
我们不能再做一次为什么不
因为这
很奇怪
好吧你想喝点东西
你有什么热牛奶和exed pm
[鼓掌]
男孩，我会告诉你，评判事情
让我付出了很大的努力 是的，想想
也许可以上楼，在我的
为什么我会关心
沙发上小憩一下
那没有理由，我只是说
呃，那就是我
[鼓掌]
[音乐]
睡得真好
[掌声]
老兄，你到底在做什么
对不起
我很抱歉你们，我不是故意的
让你们失望的，不，你是
对了，我没有
计划披萨的家伙，谢谢
天啊，你有什么计划吗？
甚至没有 PL
[音乐]
嘿，你能帮我把盘子拿下来吗
是的，嘿，这是一个主意，为什么不
我们今天使用我们的婚礼中国我想
我们应该为一些
真正特别的事情保留我们的中国，就像
英国女王来
为她不断取消的亲爱的
接受
提示，如果东西坏了怎么办
它们太贵了，有什么意义
如果我们从不使用
它们，没关系，但如果有东西坏了
，然后女王过来我会
向她解释哦，是的，就像我要去
让你和女王说话
今年的游行真的很棒，伙计，那些马可以
...
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塔尔萨
呜呼，这是流行日间肥皂剧《我们的
明星的花车哦，我的
》 中的
生活的日子
天哪，你不是
受欢迎的日间肥皂剧《我们的生活》
是的 是的
的明星之一吗 我忘了我应该在那里
我不敢相信我经常忘记我
在我的
手臂上写下这样的东西哦，愚蠢的长
袖子，我猜你要做什么
我必须想出一个
我不在场的真正充分的理由
制片人会对
我很生气，他们昨天让我们所有人坐下来
说每个人都必须在早上6点
准时到场这意味着你
trivani就像我是个白痴
好吧，你证明他们
[音乐]
错了嘿，这个裸体小家伙是谁啊
那个裸体小家伙会是
我看看这个小东西
是的，是的，这是我的
阴茎，我们可以长大吗
现在那些人是谁？哦
那是娜娜就在
中间哇是的让我们看看我和
Java帮派
乔的哇莫妮卡你看起来就像你的
祖母她在那里多大了
1939是啊呃24 25呵呵这就像一个有趣的
帮派哦看看看看看看看看我
莫妮卡赤身裸体
不不，那是我
，我只是在尝试一些东西，你好
我的名字是
旧车，我可以和你待在一起吗
人哦，我希望你能留在这里，但是
钱德勒过敏，极度过敏
好吧，如果我靠近狗
超过5分钟，我的喉咙就会
特写，这很奇怪，因为这只狗
在过去的3天里
住在这里
如果这只狗已经在这里
那么久而你还没有反应
也许你对这只狗不过敏
好吧，它仍然需要走好
为什么好吧，嗯，不要这样做
它不做我必须做的事情，好吧
时间
好吧，我讨厌狗
CRA告诉的
你好吧，好吧，
小心小心地看她的头发，看她
头发对了，她有三根头发，我
知道我知道，但它们太
漂亮哦，我的上帝，我刚拔出一根
出来
我向你保证她很安全，现在看
看她有多少喜欢这个，好吧
你准备好了吗，我们
走好吧
小心好吧
哦哦哦她
微笑哦看看她确实喜欢
看我告诉过你哦
哦哦我的上帝看看她她很小
亲爱的魔鬼哦上帝哦让我推我可以吗
推哦
绝对哦上帝好吧，把
相机拿来，它在尿布里
包里好吧，看看我打赌的秋千害怕
你感觉很漂亮
傻所以比赛怎么样我不
知道什么是的我只是假装
看比赛所以我不必帮助
处理
的事情我不相信你
太棒了，莫妮卡不知道不
每隔一段时间我就会在
尖叫
电视上大喊 电视
嘿，你的球队赢了哦，是的
安德森刚刚得分
再次没有
安德森在
街头山羊
操作留下很少的
款待我不知道是吗即使工作
没有我性感的声音我喜欢
它还是亲吻
[掌声]
我和我还在等我的论文我的
男人谢谢你我的宝贝们
雷切尔
是的我不知道你是否听说了
我和菲比之间发生的事情
前几天我们吻了我，我没有
发起这个吻，但我也没有
停止它，我一直在感觉
有罪好吧
嗯我们很酷
好吧我就知道你会理解珍妮丝
喜欢在晚上拥抱你知道的
我完全支持，但是呃你知道当你
想睡觉的时候你需要一些空间
所以呃你知道我该怎么告诉她
在你不知道的情况下不小心打电话给
她胖子或者
什么东西哦亲爱的我很抱歉我们不能
帮助你，因为我们很可爱
睡着了 好吧，我要上班了哦，大家
你们要下来吗，呃
是的，我会的，我就在你身后，好吧
祝你好运，钱德勒，谢谢你，瑞秋，再见
亲爱的再见
亲爱的，好吧，睡觉
事情非常棘手，但有
你们能做的事我以为你们
很困
不不不可爱不是我只是她我
像你一样我需要
房间好吧来
这里好吧你在B
是的我要使用垫子
是的好吧你在床上她在
你的身边拥抱现在你等着她
睡着了，然后你拥抱她
将她翻到
床的她身边，然后
你滚开
拥抱
她滚
你同意旧的拥抱和滚是的
一个问题，你假装
枕头是个女孩
对了，我要怎么处理这件
外套我会接受
它可能有用哦是的
好吧你认为你在
五小姐
马内利不不不这只是一点
突然不，很好好吧我完全
在船上我也爱你好吧
再见怎么了罗斯没什么不哦
呃实际上是个好消息，嗯刚刚下车
和艾米丽通电话，看起来我要
搬到新的
公寓，
为什么她的想法是这样的，我也同意
全新的
家具，为什么不是全新的公寓
她表弟有一个很棒的地方
转租，
一侧可以看到河流，另一侧可以看到哥伦比亚
那是进城的方式，大约需要三趟
火车，这太棒了，我喜欢
乘坐那条铁路，天哪，书页都粘在一起了
钱德勒
[笑声]
天哪，她做了半个英国
小蛋糕
和半个牧羊人的
馅饼
我是的，这太好了，我要去
去
阳台上享受吧，这样我就可以在
享受我的
甜点的同时欣赏风景。我要打电话给我的朋友玛丽
，告诉她这在
莫妮卡的房间里有多好吃。我会帮你
拨号，我要去
浴室，这样我就可以在吃
镜子里看到它。好吧，现在是什么意思是
的时候在
它味道不好吗让我试试
这不
[笑声]
不哦
有趣所以
好也许janler有一些
留下的味道像
脚我喜欢
你在开玩笑吧不是这样的
蛋奶冻好果酱好肉好
所以一只鸟抓住了它，
然后试图带着它飞走
然后就把它扔在
街上是的，但是如果这有什么安慰的话
在鸟扔下它之前，他似乎
喜欢它，这个收养的东西是如此
压倒性的，有跨国
收养依赖性收养，所以
有很多方法可以走，这就像
我们生活中最大的决定，我的
头发，嘿伙计们，嘿嘿，你们见过
咖啡里有一根
弗兰克·乔尔，因为他在这里和我见面
三胞胎，你知道每次
你说三胞胎的时候都很有趣，我立即
想起三个金发美女
19岁的女孩，他们甜蜜地喝着你的
头发嘿，这些东西是什么啊，他们
来自不同收养机构的小册子
哦宝贝们哦，这个太
可爱了，得到这个
这不是真正的工作原理哦
它是如何工作的我不知道
很清楚你是否有困难
你应该和我的朋友比尔和
科琳谈谈，我确信他们收养了一个孩子
他们会帮助你，谢谢，那会是
太棒了，嘿，亲爱的，这不是吗
网球中非常受欢迎的febe被称为
上手
菲比，如果你赢了，你必须在菲比上拍打你的
对手并打个招呼
菲比哦，太可爱了，我们真的都
很喜欢它，但你知道这并不重要
只在我们头脑中重要
好疯了
Libs 我想
等一下，伙计们，如果我们遵循
规则，它仍然很有趣，这意味着
我要脱掉一些东西，伙计们
规则是很好的规则，有助于控制
乐趣， 乐趣，在 H 发生性行为之前
关系中
...
为什么你和朱莉没有做爱
不是你，你和朱莉不是
发生
性
技术上没有
哇，是因为她太冷了
坏还是因为她有点
专横让人感觉
学校不不，她很棒，这不是
就像我们没有做任何我的意思是我
意味着我们还有很多其他的事情很多
其他的事情，比如不不不不
需要知道
细节，好吧不，这就是我
你你知道我一生只和一个
女人在一起，而她
变成了
女同性恋，所以现在我已经让自己
很兴奋你知道，它变成了
就像
这件事和
我你知道你一定觉得我很奇怪
不不不不我不认为这很奇怪我
认为我认为嗯事实上你
知道我在想什么
我认为这是
性感性感让我告诉你一些事情作为一个
女人没有什么比男人更性感的了
谁不想
做爱，别开玩笑哦，是的，事实上你知道
我会做什么
等你，是的，绝对我会
等一下，
等一下，然后我会等一些
真的哦，是的，我不在乎她如何
告诉你她想要它，我不
在乎她是否恳求她恳求她告诉
你她她要和另一个男人
发生性关系，这只是意味着
工作，一个女人真的比珠宝更想要这个
...
嘿，我需要你给我开个玩笑
等莫妮卡在身边的时候，我需要你
问我关于消防车的事，我不知道
陈，我不太记得
台词，感谢上帝，你还活着生活
并不取决于我知道
对为什么为什么为什么我们要这样做
莫妮卡说她的matri D是
她认真认识过的最有趣的人
她实际上说是的我疯了
这么心烦意乱没有搞笑是你的
事情是的，如果没有的话你就
对女人很蹩脚
是的嗨，你很火
卡车款待哦
哦好吧，你是我见过的最漂亮的
芭蕾舞演员，谢谢
你哦哇，值得再吃一块
糖果，谢谢
你好吧，我不得不说，这赚了图特
两块
糖果我爱你哦哦
哦哦亲爱的，全部拿走
[鼓掌]
莫妮卡，我们需要更多糖果，那里
只有四个孩子，是的，我知道，但是
其中一个刚刚说她爱我
，所以我就给了她
一切，难怪你
怀孕了，我没有告诉你哦，我不知道
嗯，电线杆上的内衣
怎么样你的
从你在露台上做爱时的乐趣
鲍比在露台上等一下
分钟谁告诉你
你已经死了我不知道这是一个
大
秘密哦，这并不大，一点也不你
知道有点像说哦
我不知道有第三个
乳头你有一个第三
乳头，你
把它拿出来，把它拿出来，是啊，
来吧，没什么可看的，只是
一个小肿块，完全没用哦，因为
与你的其他多功能
乳头相反，我不敢相信你，你告诉我
这是一个
小东西的快乐，你认为小东西是什么
是我不知道你看到了什么，你
听到一个词，我以为就是这样的
我只是从来没有和
建立过关系，你知道那种激情在哪里
你必须有一个正确的人
在一个主题的中间
公园很好，这是唯一在那里做的
没有
行，好吧，明白我的意思是巴里
甚至不会在微型
高尔夫球场上亲吻我，来吧，不，你说我们
阻碍了
我们背后的人，而你没有嫁给他
，因为我的意思是，你认为有
人一生中从未有过
这种可能，但你
知道我会告诉你，激情被
方式高估了，是的，它是呃
最终它会耗尽，但
希望你剩下的是信任
和安全感，呃，就
我的前妻
女同性恋来说，你想要的飞机游戏
告诉瑞秋来这里，你要做
一些有趣的事情，好吧
[音乐]
[音乐]
所以勇敢，你很勇敢，是的，你
你真勇敢，好吧，好吧，亲爱的，他
很好，他很好，我们把他放下
过来吧，宝贝，是的，你真是个好人
男孩，你怎么能这样对他罗斯
相信我，他会说什么，他
不会说什么，因为我们
不会告诉他我们不是不，我们
不好，我喜欢
所以我们没事，我们没事
不是我们不，我们不好，我们不好
好吧，有一个肿块，有一个肿块
有一个肿块，我的上帝，我们把它推进去
把它推进去，我不能推它
好吧，我们需要一个
分心，没关系，我明白了
好吧，罗斯走进
门的那一刻是的，我希望你带他回到
你的卧室，你做任何事情
你所做的一切让他
[音乐]
去
或者我们可以在他头上戴一顶帽子
是的，我们需要一顶帽子，我们需要一顶帽子，在哪里
我们能找到一顶小帽子，
w w 下雨了，J 熊我想他不知道
不知道该做什么
哦天啊，你是个天才，天啊，它是
它是缝在上面的，但给它
它
好吧，哦，今天就像
这里的一场血浴你们
伙计们肯定有很多关于
成为
女同性恋的书，你知道是的，你必须
参加
课程，否则他们不会让你做
它
嘿嘿，乌龟是经典
实际上，我正在给
宝宝读它，呃，那个还没有
出生的宝宝
然而，这是否意味着你
疯狂了，你认为他们听不到
的声音
你不是认真的，我的意思是，是的
你真的，你真的说话是的
我一直想让宝宝知道我的
声音，你呃，你在谈论我吗
是的，真的，但嗯，我们
只是参考作为精子
来这里过感恩节的波波，我知道它
生病了，为什么它生病了，因为它是
理查德的儿子，这就像邀请
希腊悲剧来吃
晚餐，嘿来吧，你明白
你不知道吗，我可以看到我会在哪里
你最好的机会，但
不抱歉，亲爱的，我想它是扭曲是的
扭曲的我和理查德
儿子约会
ew ew ew
ew 对我来说听起来真是个坏主意
他在那里还好吗，他很好
嘿，你知道吗，伙计，如果你和理查德的儿子之间的事情顺利
，你将
能够告诉你的孩子，你和他睡过
你的
祖父很好判断你想要的一切
但是嫁给了一个女同性恋，在
祭坛上留下了一个男人爱上了一个同性恋冰舞者
把一个女孩的木腿扔进火里
住在
盒子里嘿伙计们嘿
所以你觉得
关于什么什么是的什么
开玩笑吧好吧我给你一个提示我
给你一个
暗示眼睛不不你的眼睛不是钱德勒的
眼睛我戴了
眼镜
眼镜不我
不是你
当然是的，你以前不是有一副
吗它们真的很圆，酒红色
它们让你看起来有点嗯
女性化
是的不亲爱的我认为眼镜看起来
很棒它们让你看起来很棒真的很性感
真的是的，你没想到我用
在
课程的右边戴眼镜，所以
[音乐]
很好嘿，我有一个
问题，呃实际上不是
一个问题，更多的是一个
一般
想知道好吧
好吧这里
现在进展顺利一段时间了我已经一直
想要嗯哦，是的，那就是
对的小
女孩
世界之巅俯视着
创作
[掌声]
[音乐]
好吧，这只是疫苗
不会
伤害哦哦对不起，
为这个可怜的小家伙打蜡托蒂害怕
死亡，我们应该找到他的主人哦，我们
只是在停电期间把可怜的小托蒂放在
大厅
，所以被践踏
是的，决定举办一个万圣节派对
好，是的，每个人都必须穿
服装来吧，会很有趣的呃
我会在那里，我的意思是我必须穿
服装那天我所有的课程
无论如何，请告诉我你不会
要打扮得像
恐龙，连续两年
我会参加这个角色，但我不会
打扮你绝对看不到
万圣节是如此愚蠢的装扮和
假装成你是谁
不是你是一个
演员，所以罗斯是你要带
莫娜是的，我想我会带上他们婚礼上的性感
女孩，是的，嘿，如果
她需要任何服装创意，她
可能是呃比基尼模特或
护士或性感啦啦队长或o
《德州电锯杀人狂》中的皮脸
不不不皮革
脸现在不是乔伊在打她
婚礼
也是对的，他正在勾搭她
，我得到了她，我想更好的男人
会赢，请不要把她从我身边夺走，我
做得还好，我认为一切进展顺利
你认为他们玩得很开心吗，我
说得太快了，听起来不像我 D 正在
带着小
女婴
钱德勒一起看钱德勒小女婴钱德勒
我听说过，在好吧教练
跑之前，你知道什么是PHS呃，当你
在那里完成时，我们这里有一种
情况
太不，不，我们都要对
我们自己的婴儿负责，看到这就是我认为
你错了，我们一直在玩
这些婴儿曼托男人，我们真的应该
打区域
防守意味着我只是认为如果我们每个人都有自己的
更顺利，你知道菲比，你可以负责
区域，事情会进行
擦拭
，你知道M你可以负责
换尿布，我可以负责
看看他们把手放在
时有多可爱
[音乐]
听起来真的很棒，但是
也许你应该负责擦拭
好吧，我是个菜鸟，我不应该在
端区
[音乐]
一个
你知道瑞秋有趣的事情实际上呃
端区开始了那根杆，所以你
5T 短，所以我们
[掌声]
赢等等等等等等等等所以解释一下
如果没有人
标记瑞秋，那么这个地方不是还在吗
去喝杯咖啡，我们会充满活力
我们会回去
好吧
好吧，所以我们玩得很开心，我们不需要
需要我们打了几个的那个巫师
俱乐部和一些陌生人交谈，呃
之后我们会去码头
看看那艘船
我有点
喙
实际上是我
你也很认真是啊是的感谢上帝我
筋疲力尽
所以你们想要咖啡是的但是呃我
不想起得太晚，所以我要
来一杯Decap，是的，我
其实我也可以喝点热水
加一点
柠檬我用力尖叫
一定要那么大吗
大声我听不见你在说什么
我的耳朵嗡嗡作响，我很高兴
我带了那双额外的巴黎袜子，你
知道我把它们当作连指手套，我
不想碰最后那个地方的东西
多么悲伤
我们是的，我
知道你知道我们不悲伤我们
不悲伤我们只是不再21岁了你
知道我已经29岁了，该死的，我想要
坐在舒适的椅子上看
电视，然后去睡觉
合理的时间是的，我喜欢
在一个安静的地方闲逛，在那里我可以
和我的朋友们聊天，是的，如果我
喜欢回家穿上Kenny G
然后洗澡
我们29岁了，我们不是女人哦
TBS PBS有什么问题哦
对
他们为什么你不喜欢PBS费用吗，因为
在我妈妈自杀后，我
就在这个非常糟糕的地方，你知道
个人
所以我只是想，如果我写信给芝麻街
感觉更好
，会让我 因为当我还是个
小
孩子时，他们很好，没有人回信，你知道
很多这样的人布偶没有
大拇指，我得到的只是一个糟糕的钥匙链
，那时我住在一个盒子里，我
没有
钥匙，对不起，费用，我只是你知道，我
只是想做一件好事，就像
你对婴儿所做的那样，这不是
你只想上电视的好事
这完全是自私哇哇哇
哇哦，你生这些孩子怎么样
为你的兄弟谈论
自私你在做什么你在说什么
谈论好吧，是的，这确实是一件
好事，但它让你感觉
真的很好，是的，很好，它做了
你感觉良好，所以这就变得自私
看看没有无私的善行
抱歉，是的，完全有
无私的善行，我可以
问一个例子，是的，你知道
没有，你可以
不是因为所有人都是
自私，你说我自私吗
你叫你
人是的很抱歉打破了这个泡沫
提要，但无私的善行并不存在
，好吧，你知道
圣诞老人的交易，对吧，我要找到一个
无私的善行，我要打败你
你邪恶
天才，鲍比博士碰巧是一位
优秀的医生哦，等一下，他
的名字是
博士鲍比，这是他的姓氏和他的
名字，他是鲍比·鲍比
这是罗伯特
鲍比，嗯，对不起，他帮助我
请问她你需要什么帮助
因为我的对齐方式我的一条腿
比另一条短，天哪，争论
事实是我的右腿
短了 2 条腿，来吧你只是
倾斜她的腿很好我知道所以
你让她去看脊椎按摩师
因为我很抱歉让她我能做什么她
不听我说关于
房客保险要么等一下
你没有房客
保险
不但是如果有人偷了东西怎么办
你怎么办要用一条
腿比另一条腿短的
来追他，嘿，你想要吗
一些果汁，我喜欢一些果汁
好吧，哇，进展顺利吗
看到我们了吗，你看到了吗，亲爱的，我
就站在那儿
你为什么不告诉他关于 M 的事
我还没有检查过，很好
请帮助我，我今晚有个约会，
一定要顺利，好吧，我担心我的
健康，好吧，嗯，哦哦哦，我有
一些事情，好吧，这是我
想出的非常浪漫的故事，我发誓任何听到这个故事的
女人都会像腻子一样
很好，那么现在就告诉我吧
你会想和我做爱
当你听到它的时候，但你必须
记住这只是一个故事
我会尝试控制
我自己
好吧几年前我背包旅行
穿越西欧时你
背包穿越西欧还有
美好的六个月罗斯好吧好吧好吧
我抱歉，拜托，你在
西欧
，我就在巴塞罗那郊外
在
提比达波山的山麓徒步旅行
我在这条路的尽头，我
来到一片空地，那里有一个湖，非常
僻静，周围都是高大的树木
周围一片死寂
美丽，湖对面我看到了
美丽的女人自己洗澡
但她
哭了为什么
这是来自
法国的
西欧
欧洲，你几年前就知道了呃
其实我正在背包穿越
西欧，真的嗯，等等，
[笑声]
更好，嗯，是的，我在巴塞罗那我
在
巴塞罗那学习了一年，嗯，所以我是
徒步旅行，我喜欢徒步旅行哦，那是
太棒了，我沿着提比多山
的山麓徒步旅行，我认为这是提比达波
好吧，你想讲这个故事吗
还有谁想要我特别的
自制布朗尼蛋糕，我要一个哦哦
是的，我不会拥有
中的一颗，不，不，这只是我的牙齿，我会
拥有
中的一颗，所以你需要一位
牙医有什么关系吗，我有一位好牙医哦，谢谢，我
也有一位好牙医，我只是我，我不能
看到他，这就是
隐形
牙医的问题为什么你为什么不能去看他们
因为每次我去看牙医
都会有人
死，这太奇怪了，因为每次
我去看牙医我都会看不起
卫生员
衬衫菲比什么嗯什么是啊是啊
首先是我的玛丽阿姨，然后是
是嗯，我的邮差约翰，然后是我的
我的牛仔朋友白化病
鲍勃和所有这些人实际上
在我坐在椅子上的时候就死了，这就是
为什么我这么照顾我的牙齿
现在你知道这与口腔卫生无关
我使用牙线是为了拯救
条生命小灵通来吧你没有杀人
任何人这些人只是碰巧死了
当你去看牙医时，这只是一个巧合，我们告诉
...
他们哦，你不能，他们也死了
所以你知道我今年不会做
火鸡，怎么样菲比
不吃火鸡
菲比火鸡很漂亮很聪明
动物，不，它们不是，它们很丑陋，
愚蠢，
美味，对吧，这不仅仅是
菲比·威尔仍在节食钱德勒
不吃感恩节食物，
瑞秋不喜欢家禽
她是的，你记得吗，有一天，当你
离开房间那只烤鸡是的，但我
吃东西时，我不得不
认为这只是因为我把
整个东西放在我手上，让它
走过
桌子，无论如何，似乎不值得
为三个
人制作一整只火鸡，好吧，这只是
工作量很大，但你必须在
感恩节吃火鸡，我是说没有
火鸡的感恩节就像七月四日没有
没有苹果派或星期五没有两个
披萨，那好吧，如果这意味着
对你来说很多，但只是会剩下
一吨，不不不，我不会
保证我会吃完那支
火鸡，你告诉我你可以吃
几乎一整只火鸡一口气吃火鸡
没错，因为我是
triani，这就是我们
我的意思是我们可能不是伟大的思想家
或世界领袖，我们读书不多
或跑得很快，但该死的我们可以吃
每个人都为 Central Perk 感到自豪
呈现菲比小姐的音乐
[掌声]
bouet 谢谢你好，嗯，我想从
一首歌曲开始，这首歌是关于那一刻的，当你
突然意识到生活到底是什么时
好吧，我们在这里
[音乐]
好吧，非常感谢纽约
城市没有电力，牛奶
变酸，但对我来说，这并不可怕
因为我远离
[音乐]
奶制品大家好，这是乔希·乔希，这些
是我的朋友，
罗西·乔什嗨
伙计们，你们在大学踢球吗哦，我
明年仍然踢球，我希望能进入
校队
罗斯，你们在高中
学校没踢足球吗哦不，等等，你刚刚
在你的
Commodore
64上安排了他们的比赛日程，现在已经很晚了，我得
去比赛，所以我要去
好吧，我会想念
你
很可爱，我知道不是
他太棒了，很高兴终于建立了一段有趣的
关系你知道他没有什么
无聊，呃贝蒂从来没有
踏足博物馆，也许
他很快就会去你知道的，比如
班级旅行或
你知道还有什么是真正
他很棒哦，这个词是什么
一个在
的成年人
卧室里没有恐龙玩具
莫妮卡知道这是什么
愚蠢的事情，罗斯试图
愚弄我们的父母，这是一种给予
手指的方式，而实际上不必
给予
它我记得你做的那天晚上我哭了
这是我第一次
意识到我比我的大哥哥
更酷，我的五个三中有三个你们五个名人中的
，我
被允许和天哪，你
给了我们很多思考，嘿，这很难
好吧，我只剩下两个名额了
对，你必须缩小范围到
好吧，伊丽莎白·赫利非常有吸引力
是的
原谅苏珊
桑顿，你知道她太政治化了
她可能不会让你这么做
除非你先捐赠四罐食物
，伊莎贝拉·罗索里尼非常性感
非常性感，但是呃
你知道她太国际化了，你
知道她永远不会出现在身边，所以
所以你必须碰碰运气，选择
一个会参与其中的人
国家喜欢所有
次，是的，因为这就是为什么你得不到
伊莎贝拉·罗西里尼
地理位置好吧，让我们看看烤箱里的
火鸡，馅料已经准备好
准备好了，你知道你总是做这顿饭
今年让我帮你做一个
钱德勒，很甜，但你没有
做菲尔博士告诉你的一切
我是认真的吗让我做点什么
一些不是火鸡或什么的
什么都没有
高调让我们看看哦，蔓越莓
酱汁很容易做，没有人
真正关心
它告诉我更多，好吧，我要去
检查一下大厅对面的东西，你
首先洗
这些，不要用
盐，你显然没有很好地品尝我的
棕榈橄榄
土豆，如果我们今天学到一件事
，那就是拉拉队队员和高
炸药不能混合
你不能再玩好MC
没有你，我不可能做到这一点
伙计，你是个天才，哦，是的，好吧那么
为什么我无法通过停止
链接获取我的录像机
[笑声]
[音乐]
12:00那么你们怎么看
认为嘿
H请坚持住乔，这是你的妈妈妈妈
妈妈很好哇所以你
认为
好吧，嗯，好吧不是最好的
，这是最糟糕的事情之一
，而且不仅仅是在
电视上，我们要告诉他什么
灯光还好，哦不，你
你上次没有灯光
灯光是我的，我有服装哦
太棒了，这意味着我被困住了，所以我们
在那里看着你，你
坐在这里
哇嘿，怎么了
地铁上有人舔了我的脖子舔了我的脖子
哦威利还活着
你们在做什么哦我的妈妈
打电话说他们要在当地的
订婚公告，所以他们正在寻找我们的
报纸上刊登我们的
好照片哦，恐怕
不会
存在那不是真的，他们太棒了
我们的照片，不，他们太棒了
你站在一个人旁边的照片
他会像
这天啊，这就是
你和
自由女神像在一起的怪物 我不知道那是什么，我只是
拍不出一张好照片，这里太棒了
一是的，我不在那，但是看看
我全部
他为什么不让你们
由专业摄影师拍摄肖像
这是个好主意，我打赌
他们有一台你
知道的风力机
就像是的，旁边那太好了
钱德勒不会看起来那么
愚蠢jander 你说什么好吧
但我应该警告你我不会去我
[掌声]
[音乐]
去得很好，太棒了莫妮卡
现在很好钱德勒你想给我们一个
微笑
好吧，对不起，座位不舒服
不，我
我知道你可以做到这一点，好吗
我有一个美丽的微笑
是的，好吧，也许你不必
微笑，让我们尝试一些别的东西，让我们尝试
嗯，尝试看起来性感
好吧，或者
不，我知道让我们尝试看看遥远的
奇迹好吧，我们将凝视
我们的未来，我们将思考我们的
婚姻和未来的日子
好吧钱德勒
你的
脸怎么了，等等这张照片应该说
盖勒和非本地人结婚
女人救了溺水
嘿别笑他，他是我的
溺水
就这样吧
我喜欢这张，似乎在说我
爱你就是我必须杀掉你的原因
你总不能不好找到一个
你打造你的卧室的
眼睛哦，那里，天啊，那是
我的卧室
眼睛，你为什么要和
我一起睡，你真的想拉那个
线吗，看那是一个很棒的微笑，很容易
自然，现在假装我有一个
相机，你在改变它吗，我忍不住
一切都好啦好啦全部
对对，你想知道我做什么
当我拍简历时借钱
从
我是的，首先你要
让它看起来很自发对吧
所以这就是我要做的我往下看
向下继续往下看然后我看
向上看看现在你试着往下看
你在往下看继续往下看
为什么你的
鞋上有果冻我有一个
[音乐]
甜甜圈嘿你在那里我
你还好吗是的乔伊说我呃我需要
放松所以他给了我
抗组胺药是的，我在
地铁上睡着了，一路走到
布鲁克林布鲁克林
很远jaylor 你在想什么不不
但是别担心别担心，因为我
知道如何拍照
现在好吧看看
向下看
向下看
[音乐]
向下钱德勒是的
大家看看我妈妈给我发了
纸哦让我们看看
好吧哦是的，看起来好啊，你们
是一对非常有吸引力的
情侣，是的，我们在一起看起来很棒，我们
真的
好吧，想象一下我们的孩子会是什么样子
看起来你知道我们不必
想象一下我要和她结婚了，看看
嘿
嘿，你应该记住
俄罗斯卫星
人造卫星好吧，我是土豆或一个
spud，这些是我的
天线，所以 Sputnik
变成 spudnick spudnick
哇，我不再有最糟糕的服装
嘿，对了，罗斯来了
责任，不，我不是，我不是责任，没有空间
[笑声]
责任，嘿，你们是什么人，你们是什么人
伙计们在谈论
没什么该死的，这咖啡太冷了嘿
里奇你介意我把它加热到
你的腰部
你知道我不敢相信你告诉他
乔伊所以我猜你买了那本书
在我们分手后哈哈哈哈哈哈是的我
因为当我
和
你在一起时我穿坏了我的第一本哦耶耶好吧呃当我们
出去我读了很多色情
杂志
所以老板你怎么能这样对一个老
男人
对不起
[音乐]
女士们嘿嘿罗斯看看桑迪
教我热十字
包子听起来真的像三只盲
老鼠不三只盲老鼠是这样的
我向上帝发誓
谁准备好我的木偶我准备好
木偶请
欢迎那些想要
成为摇摆蒙克先生的鼻烟肿块，谁将成为
脾气暴躁的人好吧好吧
两个月大的孩子到底应该如何欣赏
木偶实际上研究表明
运动和颜色帮助他们
大脑发育 异想天开的
角色只适合我们
我想成为摇摆先生
蒙克哦，我的上帝，我想我们知道
谁将成为脾气暴躁的人
[音乐]
[英语]
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重点词汇
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nap /næp/ A1 |
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exhausted /ɪɡˈzɔː.stɪd/ B2 |
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allergic /əˈlɜː.dʒɪk/ B2 |
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parade /pəˈreɪd/ B1 |
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costume /ˈkɒs.tjuːm/ A2 |
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cuddle /ˈkʌd.əl/ A2 |
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sublet /ˈsʌb.lɛt/ B2 |
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adoption /əˈdɒp.ʃən/ B1 |
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trifle /ˈtraɪ.fəl/ B2 |
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antihistamine /ˌæn.tiˈhɪs.tə.miːn/ B2 |
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nipple /ˈnɪp.əl/ B1 |
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laughter /ˈlɑːf.tər/ A2 |
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marriage /ˈmær.ɪdʒ/ B1 |
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couch /kaʊtʃ/ A2 |
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bump /bʌmp/ B1 |
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fancy /ˈfæn.si/ B1 |
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baby /ˈbeɪ.bi/ A1 |
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glasses /ˈɡlæs.ɪz/ A2 |
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