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[中文]

琳达：你觉得我的裙子怎么样？

亚历桑德罗：我喜欢极了。是真丝乔其纱吗？

是真丝乔其纱！(轻笑)

你这件衬衫真不错，是新买的吗？

这件旧衣服？是的！

(两人大笑)

(惊呼) 惊喜！

乔伊：（惊恐的喘息）- 哇？

欢迎来到《了不起的女性》！

我们不是要做关于图珀韦尔的那一集吗？

不是！

今天我们要找出你孩子的父亲，通过…

《约会游戏》。

什么？

♪♪♪

♪♪♪

欢迎回到浪漫世界。

但是你怎么知道谁可能是孩子的父亲呢？

我看了你的小黑本，

并根据你最常翻阅的页面选择了参赛者！

based on your most dog-eared pages!

所以，你邀请了来自我过去的一些男人来这里，

却没告诉我？

真是个惊喜！

她真是个好样的！(笑)

这把椅子怎么样？

旋转功能很棒！

太好了。你相信吗，马上就有三位合适的单身汉

会坐在这里吗？

但我看不见他们啊？

如果你摘掉那些挡风玻璃刮水器，

你就会像蝙蝠一样什么也看不见！

试试看！

怎么样，看得清楚了吗？

就像在鲸鱼嘴里一样！

完美！

在我们开始之前，你为什么不告诉

电视机前的观众们一些关于你自己的事情呢？

嗯，我30岁，未婚，而且怀着孩子。

我们呃… - - 我没钱…

…让我们稍微轻松一点。

我做的苹果派很好吃，而且我喜欢压花！

哪个男人不喜欢一份漂亮的、能让他回忆起美好时光的鲜花呢？

而且我还可以补充一点，我不知道谁是孩子的父亲，

- And can I add that I don't know who the father is

但我希望他聪明、善良、体贴…

好吧，乔伊，这要求有点高。

我们来认识一下我们的参赛者吧？

播放录像！播放录像，有三位。

我叫斯利克·里克，我是溜冰场的国王。

我开着一辆敞篷野马，

而且我拥有S-E-X的GED证书。

(深吸一口气)

大家好，我是蒂姆，我是一名宇航员，

有些人说我实际上很甜。

我花了很多时间在太空中，

所以我的脊椎有些问题，

但我喜欢烘焙，而且我爱我的猫，

罗迪和罗伊。

大家好，我叫戴维，我是乔伊的双胞胎兄弟。

我觉得这有点不公平，

别人都可以带道具。

欢迎，神秘的单身汉们！

乔伊，你很高兴认识他们吗？

嗯，实际上，琳达，

我想我可能已经通过气味认出其中一个人了。

我想你无意中邀请了我的哥哥，戴维。

嗨，乔伊！- 嗨，戴维！

(小声) 恶心。

你哥哥？- 这太恶心了。

他为什么要来？

只是，你知道，支持自己的妹妹。

我们关系很好！- 我不喜欢这样。

好吧，在我们认识我们的两位单身汉之前，

让我们用亚历桑德罗调制的美味鸡尾酒来活跃一下气氛。

这款美丽的混乱

献给乔伊。

我把它叫做“亡命之徒”。

两份龙舌兰，再来两份龙舌兰！

哎呀！

哦，听起来像一杯烈酒。

♪♪♪

大家：干杯！

好吧，乔伊，这里有一些为你量身定制的问题，

旨在帮助你找到孩子的父亲。

你说什么？

我的意思是，呃，你梦中的男人！

(轻笑)

第一位单身汉，

你最喜欢用什么方式结束性爱？

我不得不说是在她的头发里高潮，

给她留下一些关于我的回忆。

(笑) 哦！- 哦，我的天啊！

哦，亲爱的，我想我记得你。好吧。

第二位单身汉？

嗯，我不相信婚前性行为。

哎呀。

但如果我做了，我总是会戴安全套！

哇！

你想听听我的答案吗，乔伊？

不用了，戴维！

第一位单身汉，

如果八个月前我们约会过，

我们会去哪里？

哦，我们会去溜冰场，宝贝！

我们会分享一些卷曲薯条，

然后在停车场做那件事！

哦，是的。

哇，好答案！

是的，这听起来确实很熟悉，谢谢。

嗯，第二位单身汉！

去天文馆看星星，

然后在海滩上散步，再看星星。

无聊死了。

问第一位单身汉更多问题。

你知道，在他的个人资料里，他拿着一朵红玫瑰，

正如我们都知道，那代表着浪漫的极致。

实际上，琳达，嗯，

我能和你聊几句吗？

当然，乔伊。

所以，嗯，我认出了第一位单身汉，

我们去溜冰场约会过，他毁了我的烫发。

嗯。

而且我也和第二位单身汉约会过，

大约八个月前，但我们什么都没做。

哎，好吧，你躲过了一劫，乔伊，

我告诉你。

等等，你是在说，

这两个单身汉都不可能是孩子的父亲？

没错，但我真的很喜欢第二位单身汉，

我觉得他很棒，我很想再约会一次--

结束这段节目。- 结束了。

大家出去！- 除了你，帅哥！

我要带你参观我的房子，

如果你知道我的意思的话。(坏笑)

看来斯利克·里克今晚能在真正的床上睡觉了。

嘿嘿！- 你用避孕药了吗？

琳达：我用了很多！

哇。

嗯，第二位单身汉？

哦，是蒂姆，宇航员。

我不知道你是否还记得我，

但八个月前我们约会过。

我记得，我很乐意再约会一次，

但我明天早上就要去月球了。

但嗯，如果我安全返回，我会给你打电话！

那太好了！- 好的。

再见！

别因为你的处境而灰心，乔伊。

你也可以搬来和我住！我会照顾你的！

我不知道，戴维。我不想妨碍你。

你不是忙于你的电脑生意吗…

那是什么来着？

它叫做“星际计算机网络”，

把它想象成一个信息的蛛网。

乔伊：蛛网？会很脏吗？

会的，如果你不除掉虫子！

(两人轻笑)

解说员：本集《了不起的女性》

由哈士奇溜冰场赞助播出。

快来哈士奇溜冰场，做你自己，杰克！

[英语]

Linda: What do you think of my dress?

Alejandro: I love it. Is it silk charmeuse?

- Yes, silk charmeuse! (Chuckles)

Great shirt, is it new?

- This old thing? Yes!

(Both laugh)

- (Gasp) SURPRISE!

Joy: (Frightened gasps) Wha?

- And welcome to Terrific Women!

- Aren't we doing our Tupperware episode?

- Nope!

today we're finding out the father of your child with...

THE DATING GAME.

- What?

♪♪♪

♪♪♪

- Welcome back to romance.

- But how do you know who the father might be?

- I took a look at your little black book,

and I chose the contestants

based on your most dog-eared pages!

- So, you invited men here from my sexual past

without telling me?

What a nice surprise!

- Isn't she a great sport! (Laughs)

How's that chair?

- Great swivel action!

- Wonderful. And can you believe that in mere moments,

three eligible bachelors will be sitting right here?

- But won't I be able to see them?

- If you take off those windshield wipers of yours,

you're as blind as a bat!

Give it a go!

And how's the view?

- It's like being in a whale's mouth!

- Perfect!

Before we get started, why don't you tell

the folks at home a little bit about yourself?

- Um, I'm 30, I'm unmarried, I'm with child.

- Let's uh... - I don't have any money...

- ...keep it a little lighter than that.

- I make a mean apple tart and I love pressing flowers!

- And what man wouldn't want a nice, stiff reminder

of his best memories in a floral display?

- And can I add that I don't know who the father is

but I hope that he's smart and kind and thoughtful...

- All right, that's a bit of a tall order there, Joy.

Why don't we meet our contestants?

Roll the tape! Roll the tape, there's three.

- The name's Slick Rick, I'm the king of the roller rink.

I drive a Mustang convertible

and I have a G.E.D. in S-E-X.

(Deep inhale)

- Hi, I'm Tim. I'm an astronaut,

and some people say I'm actually pretty sweet.

I've spent so much time in space

that I do have a spinal problem,

but I love baking and I love my cats,

Rowdy and Roy.

- Hi, my name is David and I'm Joy's twin brother by birth.

I think it's a little unfair

that everybody else got to bring a prop.

- Welcome, mystery bachelors!

Joy, are you excited to get to know them?

- Um, actually, Linda,

I think I might have already identified one by scent.

I think you accidentally invited my brother, David.

- Hi Joy! - Hi David!

- (quietly) Eww.

- Your brother? That's disgusting.

Why would he show up?

- Just, you know, supportive sibling.

- We're very close! - I don't like it.

Well, before we get to know our two eligible bachelors,

let's lube up the entry with a delicious cocktail

from Alejandro.

- This beautiful mess is dedicated to Joy.

I call it The Desperado.

It's two parts tequila, and two parts tequila!

Ay yi yi!

- Oh, that sounds like a nice stiffy.

♪♪♪

ALL: Cheers!

- All right Joy, here are your tailor-made questions

designed to help you find the father of your child.

- Say what?

- I mean, uh, the man of your dreams!

(Chuckles)

- Bachelor Number One,

what is your favourite way to end a lovemaking session?

- I'd have to say a big finish in her hair,

give her something to remember me by.

(Laughs) Oh! - Oh, my God!

- Oh dear, I-I think I do remember you. Okay.

Bachelor Number Two?

- Well, I don't believe in sex before marriage.

- Yikes.

- But if I did, I'd always wear a prophylactic!

- Aww!

- Do you want to hear my answer, Joy?

- No thank you, David!

Bachelor Number One,

if we went on a date about eight months ago,

where would we have gone?

- Oh, we would have gone to the roller rink, baby!

We would've shared some curly fries,

and then we would've made it in the parking lot!

Oh yeah.

- Wow, great answer!

- Yes, that definitely sounds familiar, thanks.

Um, Bachelor Number Two!

To the planetarium to look at the stars,

and then a long walk on the beach to look at more stars.

- BOR-ING.

Ask Bachelor Number One some more questions.

You know, in his profile, he was holding a single red rose,

and as we all know, that is the epitome of romance.

- Actually Linda, um,

can I talk to you over here for a moment?

- Sure Joy.

- So, um, I recognize Bachelor Number One

We went on a date to the roller rink and he ruined my perm.

- Hmmm.

- And then I also went on a date with Bachelor Number Two

about eight months ago, but we never did it.

- Ugh. Well you dodged a bullet there, Joy,

I'll tell you that much.

- Wait a minute, are you telling me that

neither of these bachelors could possible be the father?

- Exactly, but I really like Bachelor Number Two,

and I think he's great, and I'd love to go on another--

- END THE SEGMENT. It's over.

Everyone out! Except for you, handsome!

I'm gonna give you a tour of my house,

if you know what I mean. - Hot damn!

Looks like Slick Rick's sleeping in a real bed tonight.

Hey hey! You're on the pill right?

Linda: I'm on a few!

- Wow.

- Oh, um, Bachelor Number Two?

- Oh, it's Tim, the astronaut.

I don't know if you remember me,

but we went on a date about eight months ago.

- I do, and I'd love to go again

but I have to go to the moon tomorrow, tomorrow morning.

But um, I could call you after if I don't die on the way back!

- That'd be great! - Okay.

- Bye then!

- Don't get downhearted about your situation, Joy.

You could always move in with me! I-I'd look after you!

- I don't know, David. I don't want to get in your way.

Aren't you busy with your computer business...

what is it again?

- it's called "The Intergalactic Computer Network"

and it's... think of it as a cobweb of information.

Joy: A cobweb? Is it dusty?

- It can be, if you don't get the bugs out!

(Both chuckle)

Announcer: This episode of Terrific Women

has been brought to you by Husky's Roller Rink.

Roll on down to Husky's and be yourself, Jack!

重点词汇

词汇	含义
silk /sɪlk/ B1	noun - 丝绸 (sīchóu)
charmeuse /ʃɑːrˈmjuːz/ C1	noun - 夏尔马丝 (xià'ěrmǎsī)
episode /ˈɛpɪsoʊd/ B1	noun - 一集 (yījí)
contestants /kənˈtɛstənts/ B2	noun - 参赛者 (cānsàizhě)
invited /ɪnˈvaɪtɪd/ A2	verb - 邀请 (yāoqǐng)
sexual /ˈsɛksjuəl/ C1	adjective - 性方面的 (xìng fāngmiàn de)
eligible /ˈɛlɪdʒəbl/ B2	adjective - 合格的 (hégé de)
bachelors /ˈbætʃələr/ B1	noun - 单身汉 (dānshēnhàn)
windshield /ˈwɪndʃiːld/ B1	noun - 挡风玻璃 (dǎngfēng bōlí)
blind /blaɪnd/ A2	adjective - 盲 (máng)
whale /weɪl/ A2	noun - 鲸鱼 (jīngyú)
unmarried /ʌnˈmærɪd/ A2	adjective - 未婚的 (wèihūn de)
stiff /stɪf/ B1	adjective - 硬的 (yìng de)
reminders /rɪˈmaɪndərz/ B1	noun - 提醒 (tíxǐng)
thoughtful /ˈθɔːtfʊl/ B1	adjective - 体贴的 (tǐtiē de)
contestant /kənˈtɛstənt/ B2	noun - 参赛者 (cānsàizhě)
convertible /kənˈvɜːrtəbl/ B2	noun - 敞篷车 (chǎngpéng chē)
spinal /ˈspaɪnl/ C1	adjective - 脊柱的 (jǐzhù de)

重点语法结构

• Is it silk charmeuse?

  ➔ 标签疑问句

  ➔ “Is it silk charmeuse?” 使用标签疑问句，这是一种为寻求确认而在句子末尾添加的简短疑问句，由代词和助动词构成。

• This old thing? Yes!

  ➔ 修辞问句

  ➔ “This old thing?” 是修辞问句，用于强调或创造效果，而不是寻求答案。

• Aren't we doing our Tupperware episode?

  ➔ 否定标签疑问句

  ➔ 此句使用否定标签疑问句，由否定助动词构成，用于在否定语境中寻求确认。

• I took a look at your little black book, and I chose the contestants based on your most dog-eared pages!

  ➔ 一般过去时 + 一般过去时

  ➔ 此句使用两个一般过去时动词，描述过去的连续动作。

• If you take off those windshield wipers of yours, you're as blind as a bat!

  ➔ 第二条件句

  ➔ 此句使用第二条件句，描述一个假设的情况及其结果。

• I don’t have any money, but I make a mean apple tart!

  ➔ 对比连词

  ➔ 此句使用 “but” 作为对比连词，显示两个想法之间的对比。

• I hope that he's smart and kind and thoughtful...

  ➔ 虚拟语气

  ➔ 此句使用虚拟语气与 “hope” 表达愿望或渴望。

• Roll the tape! Roll the tape, there's three.

  ➔ 祈使语气

  ➔ 此句使用祈使语气，给出直接命令。