– 英语/中文 双语歌词

歌词与翻译

[中文]

嘿，你感觉好些了吗？是的，我认为

第五次淋浴实际上让我失去了

采访。

那么，您还有其他可能性吗？

哦，是的。好吧，我有可能不付房租

。但如果你愿意，

我可以借给你一些钱。不，不，不。

因为如果我不能立即还给你

，那么每次见到你我都会感到内疚和紧张

。哦好的。好吧，

那你为什么不呃为什么不

向爸爸妈妈借呢？你已经对他们感到

内疚和紧张。

您不妨从

它们中赚点钱。

[掌声]

[音乐]

嗨。你好。嗨，亲爱的。那么，这是什么？

你的一些旧东西。好吧，亲爱的，

我们给你准备了一个惊喜。我们

会让您的房间变得拥挤不堪。

哇，这真是一个惊喜。只是一个小

问题。呃，为什么不是罗斯的房间？天哪，

我们讨论过这一点，但是你的兄弟

有很多科学奖杯和奖牌

以及功绩徽章。好吧，我们不想

打扰他们。哦，上帝禁止。

你知道，你知道 Stephie Graph

有相当大的魅力。

我只是说它就在那里。

嘿伙计们。嗨，亲爱的。我的

孙子在哪里？你没带他来？不，他今天在呃卡罗尔和苏珊家

。我办公室的一位女士

是女同性恋。

我只是说说而已。

哦，杰克，看。有一个房屋银行

广告让您大笑。

你去哪儿了？情感地狱。那么，

他们借给你钱了吗？不，但是

那可能是因为我还没有问过他们

。来吧，莫妮卡。做吧。嘿，你们

。嗯，莫妮卡有一些消息。

嗯，是的。所以，呃，听着，很抱歉我

之前没有告诉你这一点，但是，嗯，我

我不再工作了。我不得不

离开它。为什么？因为他们创造了我。

你被

解雇了。你会怎样做？朱迪。

朱迪，放松。这是我们的小

口琴。我们教了她

。好吧，你工资的10%。

去哪里了？在银行。银行。

就这样吧。因此，她动用了

的积蓄。这就是它的用途。

她会没事的。如果您需要

一些额外的东西，您知道在哪里可以找到

它。后面还有更大的吗？

[鼓掌]

好的，开始吧。您可以随时还给我

。

你有恐龙支票吗？

是的。是的。我的意思是，你得到了你的钱

并且你学到了一些东西。

有什么问题吗？没有什么。没有什么。嘿，

你是一只廉价龙。

我开玩笑的。我在开玩笑。谢谢。我

非常感激。嘿，妈妈。这是什么？

哦，嗯，那是我

高中穿的泳衣。那时我有点大了。

哦，我以为这就是他们在下雨时

覆盖康涅狄格州的方式。你好。

好的。听着，我们可以在你的电视上看动画片

吗？我们需要色情片

休息一下。我们花了最后两个小时

再次观看《进出》和《进》。

那么，为什么不把它关掉呢？

因为那时我们就会成为

关闭免费色情内容的人。

哦，很好。你在这里。嘿。你好。你

那里得到了什么？哦，这个。嗯，我很高兴你

提出这个问题。现在，当您

必须用普通的

牛排刀切锡罐时，您不讨厌吗？

现在，我知道你在想什么。

孕妇杀死了四人。

Evie，他们没有让你为那些

刀付钱，是吗？不，你确定吗？不。

亲爱的，你不会仅仅通过

钱来帮助弗兰克和爱丽丝。不，不，我知道。但是

卖刀赚到足够的

我只需要为

计划的第二部分赚到足够的钱。您计划的

第二部分是什么？我的土星

经销店。今晚我

晚餐要做什么。

嗯，我想我得开始为罗斯的生日存钱

。所以，我想我会

呆在家里吃灰尘兔子吧。

你能相信这

要花多少钱吗？你们是否有过

的感觉，嗯钱德勒和那些人

只是不明白我们没有像他们那样赚

那么多钱？是的。是的。真的吗？

就像他们总是说，“我们

去这里，我们去那里。”就像，我们可以

负担得起到处走走的费用。

是的。是的。我们总是必须

去，你知道，某个好地方。我知道，

你知道。

天哪，我们不能对此说任何话

因为这是生日

的事情，你知道，而且是给罗斯的。为了

罗斯，为了罗斯。

天哪。嘿。你好。什么？好的，我在

上班。这是平凡的一天，你知道。

切，切，切，炒，炒，炒。

突然，经理 Leon

叫我到他的办公室。结果他们

解雇了午餐主厨。猜猜谁

得到了这份工作？如果不是你，这就是一个

可怕的故事。

幸运的是，是我，他们任命我为

采购主管。非常感谢。

不管怎样，我刚刚

在楼下遇到了钱德勒，他们认为我们应该

出去庆祝。你知道，有些地方

不错。

某个不错的地方。你认为我

的肾能得到多少钱？

好的。这是怎么回事？好的。听着，

你们，我现在真的不想让

陷入困境。不，我认为这

只会让每个人都感到不舒服。美好的。

好吧。好的。你很好。全部

正确。你可以告诉我们。是的。你好，

是我们。好的。我们会没事的。是的。

好的。

嗯嗯，我们三个有这样的感觉。嗯

有时你们不明白这一点。

呃

我们没有你那么多钱。

好的。我听到了。我们可以讨论

。

好吧，

那么让我们

好吧，嗯，我想我从来没有认为

钱是一个问题。那是因为你有

。这是一个很好的观点。

那么，嗯，你们之前怎么没有讨论过

这个问题？因为它总是

的东西，你知道，比如莫妮卡的

新工作或整个罗斯的生日

喧闹。什么？哇哦。嘿，我不希望我的

生日成为

或

负面事件的根源。将会有一场喧闹。

基本上，有一个东西，然后

这个东西后面有一些东西，

如果它让任何人感觉更好，

那么我们就可以忘记这个东西，

我们就做礼物。无法赠送

件礼物？事情不是礼物。

不，我们要去

看胡迪和河豚。 Hoody 和

哦，我我我可以在广播中听到他们的声音。

不，现在我感觉很糟糕。你想去观看

音乐会吗？不，看。嘿，今天是我的

生日，重要的是

我们都在一起。我们大家在一起。

不在音乐会上。

好的。是的。谢谢。谢谢。是的。

那么，埃博拉病毒，那一定很糟糕，

吧？

嘿，杰克。看看窗户。这是我的

名字。嗨，我。

我记得我收到第一张

薪水的那一天。

矿井之一发生塌方，造成 8 人死亡。

哇。你在矿井工作过吗？我在

冰雪皇后矿井工作。

天啊，这不是令人兴奋吗？这是我赚到的。

我为它擦了桌子。我为它蒸了

牛奶。而且

完全不值得

。菲卡在哪里？为什么他拿走了我所有的

钱？

我的意思是，什么，钱德勒？看看那个。

哦，这还不错。噢，你

很好。是的，第一份工作。你可以

完全靠这个生活。哦，是的。

是的。嘿，顺便说一句，为

提供了很棒的服务，你知道你和谁一起上大学的那个女孩

，她后来成为了电影导演吗？

哦，是的。达纳·基斯通。她在我的

动作课上。

什么是动作类？这是钱德勒假装自己没有参加哑剧的

方式。

哦，好吧，听着。无论如何，她是

执导阿尔·普契尼的新电影。你

必须给我安排一次试镜。哦，我不知道

，伙计。我已经

大约 10 年没有和她说过话了。哦，不。不，拜托，

拜托，钱德勒。我欠你很多

。你确实欠我太多了。你欠我

3,400。

你为什么要转移话题？什么？

你会打电话还是什么？哦，

好的。我会尝试一下。好的。谢谢。

你是最棒的。现在，听着。试镜的最后

天是星期四，好吗？所以，

我必须在星期四之前到达那里。好的？

请记住星期四。周四。

你还记得星期四吗？

是的。那么，星期二，

雷切尔。

天哪。

[掌声]

我发誓我在野生

王国见过鸟儿这样做。

你们在这里做什么？好吧，我们

在城里购物，你妈妈

说你在这里工作，这是真的。

看看围裙里的你。你看起来

正在看戏。

嘿。嘿。嘿。嘿。你们#{27​​}今年拿了多少钱？是的，我们

...

本来打算捐出50，但如果你们

捐出更多，我们不想看起来很糟糕。

哦，实际上今年我们刚刚给他做了

自制饼干。

是 25。

你给了他饼干。金钱是如此

没有人情味。 Cookie 说有人真的

关心。

好吧，我们破产了。但cookie确实

这么说。

我可以看到这一点。一盘布朗尼曾经

告诉了我一则打油诗。

我问你一件事。

这些呃有趣的布朗尼蛋糕是吗？

不是

，但你知道吗？我认为

他们里面有大麻。

那么你们，你们还给了谁

饼干小费？呃，邮递员。超级哦，

还有送报纸的小伙子。

天啊。什么？

我认为你不会喜欢这个。

天哪。哦，

体育部分有一块饼干被砸碎了。

看，他做了我的填字游戏。

是的，但不是很好。除非14岁

实际上是“咬

我，咬我，咬我，咬我”。在我的

。你在那里怎么样？你是一个

床上找到了你

谜。

黑色小卷发。黑色的小卷发。

小黑，小黑，小黑，

小黑，小黑卷发。

谢谢

你。嗯，现在如果您想收到

封有关我即将上映的节目的电子邮件，那么

请给我钱，以便我可以购买一台

计算机。刚刚发生了什么？我非常非常

抱歉。我真的打算这么做。但是

然后我站在那里，一只手拿着

327 美元，另一只手拿着

238 美元。我在想，“哇，

已经很久没有我

拥有 327 美元和 238 美元了。”

乔伊，我们达成协议。这就是

你来这里的原因。我必须解雇你。我

必须支付

租金。你看，这个怎么样？你

不要解雇我。相反，我留在这里。我

赢得了他们的信任，然后他们就会开始

聆听我

所说的所有关于你的好话。

你一直在说的一些事情。好吧，

还什么都没有。他们真的很讨厌你，而我

想融入其中。对我们的

婚礼计划感到兴奋，好吧，我想

很快我们就会从莫妮卡婚礼基金中提取一大笔钱

。

什么？你告诉她，杰克。我做不到。

发生了什么？你还有莫妮卡

婚礼基金，不是吗？我们有。

现在我们才称其为海滨别墅。

我不敢相信你把我的婚礼

资金花在了海滨别墅上。很抱歉，

亲爱的，但我们只是假设如果您在 30 岁之后结婚

，您会自己为此支付

。你在我 23 岁时买了

海滩别墅。这意味着你

享受了七年的海滩乐趣，而你无法

为其定价，亲爱的。

不过，我确实对此感到难过。

当你

和理查德约会时，我们又开始存钱了，但那简直就是

地狱，所以我们重新装修了厨房。

那我什么时候开始和

钱德勒约会的呢？嗯，是钱德勒。我们

认为他不会求婚。

显然，我在用餐开始时没有喝足够的

。

我不敢相信我的婚礼没有

钱。如果你父亲没有

有一些钱。这似乎是一个

认为通过互联网出售冰

是个好主意，我们可能仍然

简单的想法。愚蠢的，杰克。这个词

很愚蠢。好吧，够了。我不想让

再听到

。祝你好运，钱德勒。好吧，

大家，停止你们正在做的事情。我

需要信封填充器。我需要邮票

舔者。好吧，嘿，这些

简历是谁给你做的？我在我的电脑上。

嗯，您确实使用了大字体。 H

是的，嗯，呃，咖啡馆

的女服务员和啦啦队队长

只占用了这么多空间。

嘿，这很有趣。你很有趣，

钱德勒。你是个有趣的人。你知道

还有什么真正有趣的吗？

我可能还说过一些其他的话。

我不知道。我不知道。你不是

那个在

我完全无事可做时告诉我辞职的人吗？哈。

亲爱的，冷静点。一切都会好起来的

。不，这不会好起来的，

罗斯。明天是我的最后一天，我

没有领先优势。

好吧，你知道吗？我只是要

我要给 Gunther 打电话，我要

告诉他我不会放弃。

好吧，你你不想让

陷入恐惧。你和你愚蠢的恐惧。

我讨厌你的恐惧。我想带走

你和你的恐惧。嘿，我得到了

好消息。跑吧，乔伊。为你的生命而奔跑。

你知道吗？我们走吧。不。嘿，

拿到工资之前我们不会离开。我

不知道她认为自己是谁。足够了

就足够了。

嘿，听我说。

对不起。打扰一下。

谢谢。嗯，显然这是一个非常非常

你很难过。嗯，但是嗯，我们提供了

一项服务，我们应该得到报酬

，因为你接受了这项服务，嗯，我们

不会离开这里，除非我们得到

每一分钱，因为你知道什么女士

，我们是兼职餐饮服务商，我们没有

其他地方可去。

好吧，我去拿我的包。好的。

[笑声]

我要在这里留下一些卡片。

请在您的下一次活动中考虑我们。

[音乐]

你好。你好。我们想要关闭我们的

个帐户。关闭你的账户吗？有

某种问题吗？不，不，不。我们

只是想关闭它们。

好的。兰伯特小姐负责处理我们所有的

关闭事宜。

，你能过来一下吗？

嗨，我是凯伦。

我想退出银行。

那么，你没有离开银行？不。

不知怎的，我们最终有了一个联合的

支票账户。

你打算用它来做什么？

支付健身房费用。你真的必须

将其打造为主题婚礼。主题

可以是看看我们有多少钱。

你知道，我的意思是，你可以在邀请中投入

资金。

你可能只有很少的钱

游戏设置，呃你可以从金钱沙拉开始

。我的意思是，它会

干，但人们会喜欢它。你会

停下来吗？我们只进行了

几周。我的意思是，我们甚至不知道

他是否会求婚。是的，但这是

皮特，好吗？他和其他人不一样。

在你们第一次约会时，他带你去了罗马。

对于大多数男人来说，这就像第三次或

第四次约会。

好吧，如果真是这样的话，那就

太疯狂了。莫妮卡是对的。我们正在

谈论在这里结婚，

好吗？她不能这么着急。

哦，你知道什么？你娶了一位

女同性恋。

你知道吗？事实上，我

很高兴他们要离开，因为呃我需要

和你谈谈一些事情。

怎么了？嗯，这呃这可能有点尴尬

。听着，如果你想

借钱，现在时机不太好。

我明天晚上要为 128 人

买晚餐。

[音乐]

嘿，我可以借一下保时捷吗？好吧，

但这不是什么呢？一个招待我的女性朋友

的地方。

还有什么不是？吃

意大利面的地方。

非常好。谢谢。你需要它

做什么？哦。呃，呃，强力球

彩票高达 3 亿，而且他们

在纽约不卖彩票，所以

哦，所以你要开车去康涅狄格州？

是的，康涅狄格州，不是西弗吉尼亚州。

嘿，也许我可以开车送你去那里。我

想自己买一些票。是的，

如果钱德勒没有得到报酬，我们实际上可以

使用 3 亿美元。

是的，因为如果我在原来的工作岗位上，

我们会说，3 亿美元？不，谢谢。

嘿，你也能给我买票吗？是的，

我也是。当然。哦，我有一个主意。为什么

我们不都投入 50 美元？我们将

筹集资金，然后如果我们#{27​​}获胜，我们将平分它。这是个好主意

...

。

不用了，谢谢。

您不想中彩票吗？呃，

我当然知道。我还想成为我的

国家的国王，并了解阿米莉亚·赫哈特 (Amelia Heheart)

发生了什么事。

还在看阿米莉亚·赫哈特吗？那个女人刚刚

消失了。

Susie Ross，你不想参与其中吗？

不。你知道

中彩票的几率是多少吗？我的意思是，您被

。是的，但是我们有六个

闪电击中 42 次的几率更高

，所以我们只需被

闪电击中七次即可。我喜欢这些

的赔率。

说真的，你们，我不敢相信

你们会花250美元买

彩票。我的意思是，这真是一堆

胡言乱语。

我会

问曲棍球。

哦。哦，我们认为艾玛即将开始

说话，所以我们要小心

关于我们在她面前使用的词语。

是的。所以，准备好听到很多呃

嘘曲棍球，天哪，还有兄弟

皱眉。

你怎么知道她要开始

说话？好吧，当我和她说话时，我

几乎感觉她明白

我在说什么。有点像乔伊。

现在是什么情况？

[音乐]

[英语]

Hey, you feeling better? Yeah, I think

that fifth shower actually got the

interview off me.

So, do you have any other possibilities?

Oh, yeah. Well, there is the possibility

that I won't make rent. But if you want,

I can lend you some money. No, no, no.

Cuz if I couldn't pay you back right

away, then I'd feel guilty and tense

every time I saw you. Oh, okay. Well,

then why won't you uh why won't you

borrow it from mom and dad? You feel

guilty and tense around them already.

You might as well make some money off of

them.

[Applause]

[Music]

Hi. Hi. Hi, darling. So, what's this?

Some of your old stuff. Well, sweetie,

we have a surprise for you. We're

turning your room into a jam.

Wow, that is a surprise. Just one little

question. Uh, why not Ross's room? Gosh,

we talked about that, but your brother

has so many science trophies and plaques

and merit badges. Well, we didn't want

to disturb them. Oh, God forbid.

You know, you know that Stephie Graph

has quite a tush.

I'm just saying it's right there.

Hey guys. Hi, darling. Where's my

grandson? You didn't bring him? No, he's

at uh Carol's and Susan's today. A woman

in my office is a lesbian.

I'm just saying.

Oh, Jack, look. There's that house bank

commercial that cracks you up.

Where have you been? Emotional hell. So,

did they lend you the money yet? No, but

that's probably cuz I haven't asked them

yet. Come on, Monica. Do it. Hey, you

guys. Um, Monica has some news.

Um, yeah. So, uh, listen, I'm sorry I

didn't tell you this before, but, um, I

I'm no longer at my job. I I had to

leave it. Why? Because they made me.

You were

fired. What are you going to do? Judy.

Judy, relax. This is our little

harmonica we're talking about. We taught

her. Well, 10% of your paycheck. Where

does it go? In the bank. The bank.

There you go. So, she dips into her

savings. That's what it's there for.

She's going to be fine. And if you need

a little extra, you know where to find

it. Anything larger back there?

[Applause]

Okay, here you go. You can pay me back

whenever you like.

You have dinosaur checks?

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you get your money

and you learn a little something. What's

wrong with that? Nothing. Nothing. Hey,

you're a Cheaposaurus.

I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Thank you. I'm

very grateful. Hey, Mom. What is this?

Oh, um, that was my bathing suit from

high school. I was a little bigger then.

Oh, I thought that's what they used to

cover Connecticut when it rained. Hi.

All right. Listen, can we watch cartoons

on your television? We need a porn

break. We spent the last two hours

watching In and Out and In again.

So, why don't you just turn it off?

Because then we'd be the guys who turned

off free porn.

Oh, good. You're here. Hey. Hi. What you

got there? Oh, this. Well, I'm glad you

asked. Now, don't you hate it when you

have to cut a tin can with an ordinary

steak knife?

Now, I know what you're thinking.

Pregnant woman slays four.

Evie, they didn't make you pay for those

knives, did they? No. Are you sure? No.

Honey, you're not going to make enough

money to help Frank and Alice just by

selling knives. No. No, I know that. But

I'm just need to make enough money for

the second part of my plan. What's the

second part of your plan? My Saturn

dealership. What I'm doing for dinner

tonight.

Well, I guess I got to start saving up

for Ross's birthday. So, I guess I'll

just stay home and eat dust bunnies.

Can you believe how much this is going

to cost? Do you guys ever get the

feeling that um Chandler and those guys

just don't get that we don't make as

much money as they do? Yes. Yes. Really?

It's like they're always saying, "Let's

go here, let's go there." Like, we can

afford to go here and there.

Yes. Yes. And it's And we always have to

go to, you know, someplace nice. I know,

you know.

God, it's not like we can say anything

about it cuz like this is a birthday

thing, you know, and it's for Ross. For

Ross, for Ross.

Oh my god. Hey. Hi. What? Okay, I'm at

work. It's an ordinary day, you know.

Chop, chop, chop, sauté, sauté, sauté.

All of a sudden, Leon, the manager,

calls me into his office. Turns out they

fired the head lunch chef. And guess who

got the job? If it's not you, this is a

horrible story.

Fortunately, it is me and they made me

head of purchasing. Thank you very much.

Anyway, I just ran into Chandler and was

downstairs and they think we should go

out and celebrate. You know, some place

nice.

Some place nice. How much you think I

can get for my kidney?

All right. What's going on? Okay. Look,

you guys, I really don't want to get

into this right now. No, I think it'll

just make everybody uncomfortable. Fine.

All right. All right. You're fine. All

right. You can tell us. Yeah. Hello,

it's us. All right. We'll be fine. Yeah.

Okay.

Um uh we three feel like that. Um

sometimes you you guys don't get that.

Uh

We don't have as much money as you.

Okay. I hear you. We can talk about

that.

Well,

then let's

Well, um I I guess I just never think of

money as an issue. That's cuz you have

it. That's a good point.

So, um, how come you guys haven't talked

about this before? Cuz it's always

something, you know, like with Monica's

new job or the whole Ross's birthday

hoopla. What? Whoa. Hey, I don't want my

birthday to be the source of any kind of

of

negative. There's going to be a hoopla.

Basically, there's the thing and then

there's the stuff after the thing and

it's if it makes anybody feel better,

then we can just forget the thing and

and we'll just do the gift. Can't gift

gift? The thing's not the gift.

No, the thing was we were going to go

see Hoody and the Blowfish. Hoody and

Oh, I I I can catch them on the radio.

No, now I feel bad. You want to go to

the concert? No. Look. Hey, it's my

birthday and the important thing is that

we all be together. All of us together.

Not at the concert.

Okay. Yeah. Thank you. Thanks. Yeah.

So, the Ebola virus, that's got to suck,

huh?

Hey, Jack. Look at the window. There's

my name. Hi, me.

I remember the day I got my first

paycheck. There was a cave-in in one of

the mines and eight people were killed.

Wow. You worked in a mine? I worked in a

Dairy Queen mine.

God, isn't this exciting? I earned this.

I wiped tables for it. I steamed milk

for it. And it was

totally not worth

it. Where's Fica? Why is he getting all

my money?

I mean, what, Chandler? Look at that.

Oh, this is not that bad. Oh, you're

fine. Yeah, for a first job. You can

totally totally live on this. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Hey, by the way, great service to

You know that girl you went to college

with who who became a movie director?

Oh, yeah. Dana Keystone. She was in my

movement class.

What's a movement class? It's Chandler's

way of pretending he didn't take mime.

Oh, well, listen. Anyway, she's

directing the new Al Puccini movie. You

got to get me an audition. Oh, I don't

know, man. I haven't talked to her in

like 10 years. Oh, no. No. Please,

please, Chandler. I I would owe you so

much. You do owe me so much. You owe me

3,400.

Why are you changing the subject? What?

Will you make the call or what? Oh,

okay. I'll I'll try. All right. Thanks.

You're the best. Now, listen. The last

day of auditions is Thursday, okay? So,

I got to get in there by Thursday. Okay?

Just remember Thursday. Thursday. Can

you remember Thursday?

Yeah. So, Tuesday,

Rachel.

Oh my god.

[Applause]

I swear I've seen birds do this on Wild

Kingdom.

What are you guys doing here? Well, we

were in the city shopping and your mom

said you work here and it's true.

Look at you in the apron. You look like

you're in a play.

Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. How much did you

guys take the super this year? Yeah, we

were going to give 50, but if you guys

gave more, we don't want to look bad.

Oh, actually this year we just made him

homemade cookies.

And 25 it is.

You gave him cookies. Money is so

impersonal. Cookie says someone really

cares.

All right, we're broke. But cookies do

say that.

I can see that. A plate of brownies once

told me a limmerick.

Let me ask you something. Were Were

these uh funny brownies?

Not

especially, but you know what? I think

they had pot in them.

So you guys, who else did you tip with

cookies? Uh, the mailman. The super Oh,

and the newspaper delivery guy.

Oh my god. What?

I don't think you're going to like this.

Oh gosh. Oh, there's a cookie smashed in

the sports section.

Look, and he did my crossword puzzle.

Yeah, but not very well. Unless 14

across Gershwin musical actually is Bite

Me, Bite Me, Bite Me, Bite Me. Found you

in my

bed. How' you wind up there? You are a

mystery. Little black curly

hair. Little black curly hair. Little

black, little black, little black,

little black, little black curly hair.

Thank

you. Um, now if you want to receive

emails about my upcoming shows, then

please give me money so I can buy a

computer. What just happened? I am so so

sorry. I was going to do it really. But

then I was standing there with

$327 in one hand and $238 in the other

hand. And I was thinking, "Wow, it's

been a long time since I

had 327 plus $238."

Joey, we had a deal. That That's why

you're here. I've got to fire you. And I

got to pay

rent. Look, how how about this? You

don't fire me. Instead, I stay here. I

gain their trust and then they'll start

listening to all the nice things I've

been saying about you.

Kind of things you've been saying. Well,

nothing yet. They really hate you and I

want to fit in. Excited about our

wedding plans and well, I guess pretty

soon we'll be making a big withdrawal

from the Monica wedding fund.

What? You tell her, Jack. I can't do it.

What happened? You still have the Monica

wedding fund, don't you? We have it.

Only now we call it the beach house.

I can't believe you spent my wedding

fund on the beach house. We're sorry,

honey, but we just assumed if you got

married after you turned 30, you'd pay

for it yourself. You bought the beach

house when I was 23. Which means you had

seven years of beach fun, and you can't

put a price on that, sweetie.

I really do feel bad about this, though.

We started saving again when you were

dating Richard, but then that went to

hell, so we redid the kitchen.

What about when I started dating

Chandler? Well, it was Chandler. We

didn't think he'd ever propose.

Clearly, I did not start drinking enough

at the start of the meal.

I can't believe it that there is no

money for my wedding. We might still

have some money if your father hadn't

thought it was a good idea to sell ice

over the internet. It seemed like such a

simple idea. Stupid, Jack. The word is

stupid. All right, enough. I don't want

to hear about it

anymore. Good luck, Chandler. Okay,

everybody, stop what you're doing. I

need envelope stuffers. I need stamp

lickers. Well, hey, who did these

resumes for you? me on my computer.

Well, you sure used a large font. H

Yeah, well, uh, waitress at a coffee

house and, uh, cheer squad co- captain

only took up so much room.

Hey, that's funny. You're funny,

Chandler. You're a funny guy. You know

what else is really funny?

Something else I might have said.

I don't know. I don't know. Weren't you

the guy that told me to quit my job when

I had absolutely nothing else to do? Ha.

Sweetie, calm down. It's going to be

okay. No, it's not going to be okay,

Ross. Tomorrow is my last day, and I

don't have a lead.

Okay, you know what? I'm just going to

I'm just going to call Gunther and I'm

going to tell him I'm not quitting.

Well, you you you don't want to give

into the fear. You and your stupid fear.

I hate your fear. I would like to take

you and your fear. Hey, I got great

news. Run, Joey. Run for your life.

You know what? Let's just go. No. Hey,

we're not leaving till we get paid. I

don't know who she thinks she is. Enough

is enough.

Hey, listen to me.

Excuse me. Excuse me.

Thanks. Um, clearly this is a very, very

hard time for you. Um but um we provided

a service and we deserve to be paid

because you ate that service and um we

are not leaving here until we are paid

every penny because you know what lady

we're part-time caterers and we have no

place else to go.

All right, I'll get my bag. Good.

[Laughter]

I'm going to leave some cards here.

Please think of us for your next event.

[Music]

Hello. Hi. We'd like to close our

accounts. Close your accounts? Is there

some kind of problem? No, no, no. We

just like to close them.

Okay. Miss Lambert handles all our

closures. Would you come over here,

please?

Hi, I'm Karen.

I want to quit the bank.

So, you didn't leave the bank? No. And

somehow we ended up with a joint

checking account.

What are you ever going to use that for?

To pay for the gym. You really have to

make it a theme wedding. And the theme

could be look how much money we've got.

You know, I mean, you could put you

could put money in in the invitations.

You you could have like little money

play settings and uh you could start

with a money salad. I mean, it'll be

dry, but people will like it. Would you

stop? We've only been going on a couple

of weeks. I mean, we don't even know if

he's going to propose. Yes, but this is

Pete, okay? He's not like other people.

On your first date, he took you to Rome.

For most guys, that's like a third or

fourth date kind of thing.

Well, if if that's what it is, then it's

it's crazy. Monica's right. We're

talking about getting married here,

okay? She she can't just rush into this.

Oh, what do you know? You married a

lesbian.

You know what? Actually, I'm kind of

glad they're leaving cuz uh I need to

talk to you about something.

What's up? Well, this uh this may be a

little awkward. Listen, if you want to

borrow money, it's kind of a bad time.

I'm buying dinner for 128 people

tomorrow night.

[Music]

Hey, can I borrow the Porsche? Okay,

but uh what is it not? A place to

entertain my lady friends.

And what else is it not? Place to eat

spaghetti.

Very good. Thanks. What do you need it

for anyway? Oh. Uh, the, uh, Powerball

lottery is up to 300 million, and they

don't sell tickets here in New York, so

Oh, so you're driving up to Connecticut?

Yeah, Connecticut, not West Virginia.

Hey, maybe I'll drive you up there. I'd

like to buy some tickets myself. Yeah,

with Chandler not getting paid, we could

really use $300 million.

Yes, because if I was at my old job,

we'd say, $300 million? No, thank you.

Hey, will you get me tickets, too? Yeah,

me, too. Sure. Oh, I have an idea. Why

don't we all pitch in 50 bucks? We'll

pull our money together and then if we

win, we'll split it. That's a great

idea.

No thanks.

You don't want to win the lottery? Uh,

sure I do. I also want to be king of my

own country and find out what happened

to Amelia Heheart.

Still on Amelia Heheart? The woman just

vanished.

Susie Ross, you don't want in on this?

No. Do do you know what your odds are of

winning the lottery? I mean, you have a

better chance of being struck by

lightning 42 times. Yes, but there's six

of us, so we'd only have to get struck

by lightning seven times. I like those

odds.

Seriously, you guys, I can't believe

you're going to spend $250 on the

lottery. I mean, that's such a bunch of

boohhockey.

I'll

ask hockey.

Oh. Oh, we think Emma is about to start

talking, so we're trying to be careful

about what words we use in front of her.

Yeah. So, get ready to hear a lot of uh

boo hockey, gosh darn it, and brother

pucker.

How do you know she's going to start

talking? Well, when I talk to her, I

almost feel like she understands what

I'm saying. Kind of like Joey.

What's that now?

[Music]

重点词汇

词汇	含义
interview /ˈɪntərvjuː/ B2	noun - 面试 (miànshì)
possibilities /ˌpɒsɪˈbɪlɪtiz/ B1	noun - 可能性 (kěnéngxìng)
guilty /ˈɡɪlti/ B1	adjective - 内疚 (nèijiù)
tense /tens/ B1	adjective - 紧张 (jǐnzhāng)
surprise /səˈpraɪz/ A2	noun - 惊喜 (jīngxǐ)
disturb /dɪˈstɜːrb/ B1	verb - 打扰 (dǎrǎo)
tush /tʌʃ/ C1	noun - 臀部 (tún bù)
commercial /kəˈmɜːʃl/ B1	noun - 广告 (guǎnggào)
emotional /ɪˈmoʊʃnl/ B2	adjective - 情绪化的 (qíngxù huà de)
fired /faɪrd/ B1	verb - 解雇 (jiěgù)
paycheck /ˈpeɪtʃek/ A2	noun - 工资单 (gōngzī dān)
savings /ˈseɪvɪŋz/ A2	noun - 储蓄 (chúcxū)
dinosaur /ˈdaɪnəsɔːr/ A2	noun - 恐龙 (kǒnglóng)
grateful /ˈɡreɪtfəl/ B1	adjective - 感激 (gǎnjī)
bathing /ˈbeɪθɪŋ/ A2	noun - 洗澡 (xǐzǎo)
porn /pɔːrn/ C1	noun - 色情 (sèqíng)
pregnant /ˈpreɡnənt/ B1	adjective - 怀孕 (huáitāi)
knives /naɪvz/ A2	noun - 刀 (dāo)