what is Chandler Bing's
00:00
job oh gosh this has something to do
00:05
with numbers and processing it carries a
00:08
briefcase 10 seconds you need this or
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you lose the game it's um has something
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to do with transponding oh oh oh he's a
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transfer that's not even a
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word I can get this I can get
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can't find garbage bags oh well I think
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it I don't know but maybe if we keep
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that drawer shut it'll
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die we're living here
00:55
what what what is it did you see the
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closet I can't believe we live
01:07
here we lost visual contact with the
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suspect okay now I really have to
01:22
go it's so unfair that our date has to
01:25
get cut short just cuz some guy sh it a
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clerk I know but it's my job sweetheart
01:31
okay but maybe I could come too suspect
01:34
has just emerged nak it from the
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sewer you're all right you
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bye oh God what oh I just missed him so
01:50
WoW for just a week you guys are really
01:58
close huh yeah it's weird I can't help
02:01
it though he's so sweet he's like this
02:04
this little puppy dog you know but like
02:06
a really tough one who shoots bad
02:08
guys oh I just love the beginning parts
02:11
of relationships you know you just like
02:14
can't keep your hands off each other and
02:16
I know it is the best oh God so so how
02:18
long did that last for you in
02:22
Chandler what it's still going on come
02:25
on seriously when did it
02:28
then I am serious I mean we're we're all
02:31
over each other all the time okay well
02:34
you know where you are better than I do
02:36
I was just curious why don't you just
02:38
calm down Phoebe all
02:39
right I why you just get all your facts
02:41
before you run around telling everybody
02:44
that you know you're the only hot
02:45
couple God I woke the Beast
02:48
um I was wrong obviously I just I
02:51
misspoke it's okay oh it is okay I mean
02:54
as long as you know that Chandler and I
02:57
are also very hot and fiery I mean just
02:59
as hot as you I mean our flame woo it is
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fire hey Monica here's your broom
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cute okay so what do you say maybe uh
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sometime I I hold your gun I don't know
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man we really not supposed to do that
03:23
what could happen I mean
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would yeah must say
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no soop pH do you want to go see a movie
03:31
after dinner today oh we can't we
03:34
already have plans what are you doing um
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well same thing we did all day just
03:39
hanging out at Gary's apartment he is so
03:41
amazing we never left the
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bedroom but have fun at the
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movie well we're not seeing a
03:52
movie you're not then why did you ask us
03:55
if we wanted to go oh um because I just
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you know wanted to know what you guys
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were doing so you know you wouldn't walk
04:02
in on me and Chandler while we were you
04:03
night will you excuse me for just a
04:08
okay jaylor can I see you for a second
04:15
okay we have got to beat them why cuz
04:20
Gary and Phoebe think they're a hotter
04:26
couple than we are oh so
04:27
so so we've got to go upstairs and have
04:30
a lot of sex and prove them
04:32
wrong we have got to stop this
04:35
competitive thing okay it's crazy I mean
04:37
just to impress Gary and Phoebe you want
04:39
me to go upstairs and have sex with you
04:41
over and over and over and I'm saying no
04:42
to this why get your
04:44
amazing Phoebe and Gary are so going to
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amazing we are the hottest
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huh no one is hotter than we are we're
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the best no you're the
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best now you're the best no you're the
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best all right what' you do with
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them you're awake look at you how do how
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do you feel uh a little wozy but
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basically okay gosh you you look good hi
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good who are you sorry I'm Phoebe bufet
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I'm Monica Geller I've been taking care
05:35
of you well we both have so the Ed of
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sketch is from you guys well actually
05:40
it's just from me yeah I got you the
05:42
foot massager you know who shaved you
05:43
that was me I read to you I sang
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ha well thanks my pleasure you're
05:49
welcome so I guess I'll see you
05:53
around what that's it
05:57
see you around well what do you want me
06:00
to say well I don't know maybe um that
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was nice admit something to
06:07
you all right I'll call you I don't
06:13
that this is so typical you know we give
06:20
and we give and we give and then you
06:24
just get nothing back and then one day
06:29
it's just you know you wake up and see
06:31
phoei you know what we thought you were
06:39
different but I guess it was just the
06:42
coma your boyfriend has been in there
06:45
for over an hour can't believe it it's
06:47
like I'm living with him again he's here
06:49
when I go to sleep he's here when I wake
06:51
up he's here when I want to use the
06:52
shower feel like I'm 16 all over again
06:53
well you're not 16 you're both adults
06:57
doofus or you know he's rubber in your
07:03
yours I hope you cleaned your hair out
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of the drain I hope you clean your
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out I've never wanted you
07:28
more I want to watch Entertainment
07:34
Tonight tough nuggies were're watching
07:36
predators of the serengetti
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you guys stop it's my TV what quit it
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bite me oh my god well Monica keeps
07:45
changing the channel a that's great why
07:48
don't you tell Mommy on
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me now I'm mommy in this little play all
07:52
right look I refuse to get sucked into
07:56
this like weird little Geller dimension
07:59
thing okay so I'm going to go and take a
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nice long hot bubble bath because you
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kids are driving me
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crazy oh I'm sorry I think I think that
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may have missed the table oh do you uh
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yeah do you uh yeah do you uh
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yeah you really find this attractive on
08:22
him oh yeah are you telling me you're
08:24
not even a little turned on by Monica
08:27
now I think this is the first time in
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our marriage that I felt like the more
08:38
one all right come on Mike you can beat
08:40
her knock that dog off her
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head damn it I sleep with
08:48
him game point don't get too cocky
08:53
remember I won the last one oh by the
08:57
way wait how did that feel losing to a
08:59
girl you know you should really look in
09:01
the mirror before you call yourself
09:02
that no no no and that's how it's
09:08
done okie dokie you've each one a game
09:12
and I've lost what's felt like a year of
09:15
life so everybody goes home a winner
09:18
best out of three that's what I'm
09:21
thinking should I use my invisibility to
09:22
fight crime or for evil
09:24
serve the ball chump the CH okay better
09:29
comebacks Mike better comebacks at
09:33
everybody else finally can start
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my I'm sorry apparently I've opened the
09:41
Past okay uh Monica man okay what what
09:49
you just saw can I ask you just a little
09:53
tonight what see I've been waiting my
09:58
whole life to be engaged and unlike some
10:00
people I only planning on doing this
10:02
once so I you know I maybe this is
10:05
selfish and I'm sorry about it but I I
10:07
was kind of hoping tonight could just be
10:09
about that oh honey but it is no it's
10:11
not no no now it's about you and Ross
10:13
getting back together what so yeah um
10:15
you kind of stole my
10:17
thunder okay ho ho we did not steal your
10:19
thunder because we are not getting back
10:22
together yeah no and and and you know
10:24
what nobody even saw yeah that's
10:26
true he I swear we just kissed it just a
10:30
kissed what does this
10:36
mean are you are you getting back
10:38
together can I sing at your
10:40
wedding Thunder being stolen okay come
10:42
on B it's nothing let's not make a big
10:45
deal out of this it was a onetime thing
10:48
it doesn't even matter oh my
10:51
God I cannot believe you guys are
10:55
talking about this the problem's in the
10:57
bedroom between a man and a
11:00
woman all right now Chandler is doing
11:03
can how come you guys have never played
11:08
poker with us yeah what is that like
11:10
some kind of guy thing like some kind of
11:13
sexist guy thing like it's poker so only
11:14
guys can play no women are welcome to
11:17
play oh okay so then what is it some
11:20
kind of you know like like some kind of
11:22
you know like what is it
11:24
there just don't happen to be any women
11:29
in our game yeah we just don't happen to
11:30
know any women that know how to play
11:32
poker oh please that is such a lame
11:34
excuse I mean it's it's a typical guy
11:36
response excuse me do any of you know
11:38
No but you could teach us
11:43
no okay so now we draw cards
11:51
so I wouldn't need any right cuz I have
11:59
congratulations okay phebs how many do
12:07
you want okay I just need two the um 10
12:09
of Spades and the six of
12:12
clubs no uh phibes you can't do you
12:15
can't oh wait I have the tennis Spade
12:18
here uh no see uh you you can't do that
12:22
no that's okay that's okay I don't need
12:26
them I'm going for fource oh you're
12:27
all right here we go got sammon rettes
12:35
and assorted crudites who whoa whoa
12:37
Monica what are you doing this is a
12:40
poker game you can't serve food with
12:42
more than one cable it's got to be like
12:44
pretz okay so at this point the dealer
12:51
all you know we got it we got it let's
12:53
play for real all right high stakes big
12:54
bucks now you sure Phoebe just threw way
12:57
Two Jacks because they didn't look happy
12:59
airport airport 75 airport 77 airport
13:01
79 y time's up Bye Bye
13:06
bird okay okay it's my
13:18
the unbearable likeness of being
13:30
that so what do you think I think it's
13:40
the most beautiful table I've ever seen
13:43
I know so how does this work going to
13:45
balance the plates on these little guys
13:48
heads who cares we'll eat at the sink
13:49
play heads up Ross score you suck
13:54
Monica my star student you know you call
14:01
me that before so I I took the liberty
14:04
of fashioning a star out of aluminum
14:06
foil now no pressure you like my cookies
14:08
star I know you all hate me and and I'm
14:20
care okay Joey you're up next
14:25
oh my God this is amazing you get an
14:31
A A in school hey I'm a
14:38
dork Joey I'm so proud of you I think
14:42
you should give him your star excuse
14:45
me he doesn't even know what he's doing
14:49
we're all beginners here nobody knows
14:52
what they're doing I do I'm a
14:53
chef oh relax it's not a courtroom
14:56
drama if you're a professional chef what
15:00
are you doing taking introduction to
15:02
yeah I'm sorry it's just that um well I
15:06
cook at this restaurant alesandro and um
15:10
I just got a really bad review oh
15:12
alexandros I love that place you do oh
15:13
yes you're an excellent Chef as a person
15:17
you're a little oh I'm totally crazy but
15:19
food very much okay then I don't stink
15:22
I'm a good Chef okay w w w w I don't
15:26
want to go I'm having fun well actually
15:29
did either of you pay for this class hey
15:32
hey hey if my friend says it's time to
15:34
go all right Monica if there is
15:40
something that you would like to share
15:42
you know you had no right to go out with
15:43
him that is the most ridiculous you sld
15:45
me out I did not s you out absolutely
15:48
talk did you just flick me
15:54
okay well you wouldn't let me finish and
15:59
hurt quck flicking ow youing you CED me
16:04
okay now I'm going to kick some
16:32
a all right now I will let go if you
16:42
both stop what do you you want me to
16:46
stop seeing him is that what you want
16:48
uh-huh you want me to just call him up
16:50
and tell him that you're seeing him
16:53
instead is that what you want okay
16:54
oh that's what you want
16:59
yes fine fine there we
17:03
go H you know what if we were in prison
17:08
you guys would be like my
17:10
give me back my sweater or a
17:15
marinara you don't have the guts oh yeah
17:21
well at least I wasn't too chicken to
17:25
tell some guy I thought he was cute
17:27
oh all right stop stop the
17:38
madness this is crazy who can even
17:44
remember why you started fighting in the
17:47
knew first yes that's
17:53
right but still I look at your
17:57
yourselves I'll help you fix your
18:10
sweater I'll help you throw out your
18:13
purse I'm sorry that I made you stop
18:18
him well I'm sorry I went out with him
18:22
when I knew you liked
18:24
him I'm sorry that I bared your
18:27
Brooklyn all right listen up there's
18:41
usually only one dress in each size so
18:43
when they open those doors fan out now
18:46
this is what you're looking for memorize
18:49
it when you locate the
18:54
dress blow on these
18:57
all right three sharp blasts when you
18:59
running all right come oh they're
19:04
pushing they're pushing don't be a
19:07
on no no not it not it not it ah
19:24
me this is it this is the dress oh my
19:35
God it's perfect I'm sorry this one's
19:38
wowan Monica you came yeah this is my
19:44
no yes it is you saw me wearing it and
19:50
now you'll see me buying it what you
19:53
freak you wouldn't even have known about
19:57
this place if it wasn't for me look you
19:59
don't want to fight me maybe I do I'm
20:01
feisty I'm coming I'm
20:06
do you do you find the
20:21
dress did you find the dress no you got
20:25
to get me out of here Pho these bargain
20:28
Choppers are crazy I we got to get
20:29
Monica no you got to hold my hand oh my
20:31
go I'm sorry PHS I I guess I'm just
20:45
really sad that I'm leaving I'm going to
20:48
miss you so much well this doesn't have
20:50
to be so sad though you know maybe
20:53
instead of just thinking about how much
20:56
you're going to miss each other you
20:57
should like think about some of the
20:58
things that you're not going to
21:00
miss I don't think there's anything come
21:03
on there's got to be
21:06
one great okay you can go first uh well
21:16
I guess I'm not going to miss the fact
21:19
that you're never allowed to move the
21:22
good that's a good one okay Monica
21:29
anything you know does Rachel move the
21:31
actually okay good there you go doesn't
21:41
better it's not just the phone
21:45
pin I never get my messages you get your
21:48
messages yeah well I don't think it
21:52
really counts if you have to read them
21:54
off the back of your hand after you fall
21:56
asleep on the couch
21:57
so so you missed a message from who
21:59
mom or Chandler or your
22:03
mom great it worked no one's sad no yes
22:11
a oh would you look at that Monica I
22:16
just knocked off all your top scores how
22:19
sad okay I'm next no don't start another
22:21
game I said I was next Phoebe oh I'm
22:25
sorry sorry I couldn't hear you over all
22:28
winning Chandler phoe's hogging the game
22:31
who cares it's a stupid game oh you only
22:34
think it's stupid cuz you suck at
22:36
suck wait okay if this game is going to
22:45
cause problems between the two of you
22:48
then maybe I should just keep it no no
22:49
no no I love it it is a great present
22:51
but in fact why don't you go home and
22:53
wait for the thank you
22:55
card why do you want to play this game
22:57
so badly yeah it's not like it spits out
22:59
a Clark Bar after every
23:00
game okay maybe that's it come on get
23:02
out out of the chair come on come on out
23:05
oh for once I'm going to sit down and
23:07
try to watch one of these
23:10
time hey who wants to uh throw the ball
23:16
around a little maybe get a little three
23:18
on three going oh that would be so much
23:19
fun oh can I play too I've never played
23:22
ever great you can cover Chandler
23:25
no no I don't I don't really want to
23:30
play come on man you haven't want to do
23:32
anything since you and Janice broke up
23:34
that's not true I wanted to wear my
23:35
bathrobe and eat peanut clusters all day
23:37
I wanted to start drinking in the
23:40
morning don't say that I don't have
23:41
ghouls chanet you have to start getting
23:43
over her all right if you play you get
23:46
some fresh air maybe they'll take your
23:48
mind off Janice and if you don't play
23:49
everyone will be mad at you cuz the
23:52
teams won't be even come
23:54
on all right I'll play yay let's do it
23:55
Ross what want to play
23:59
football um Monica and I aren't supposed
24:03
football says who your
24:08
yes well every Thanksgiving um we used
24:14
to have a touch football game called the
24:17
the Geller bow no no no you say that
24:20
proudly anyway Ross and I were always
24:24
captains and um he got kind of
24:26
competitive and one year Giller Bowl six
24:29
I accidentally broke Ross's
24:32
nose it was so not an accident she saw I
24:36
was about to tag her so she threw a big
24:39
fat grandma arm elbow in my face just
24:41
kept running to score the winning
24:45
touchdown by the way W ho ho ho uh you
24:48
did not win the game the touchdown
24:51
didn't count because of the
24:53
spectacularly illegal oh and by the way
24:54
Savage nose breaking
24:56
I won the game oh yeah then how come you
25:00
didn't get the Galler
25:02
cup there was a Geller
25:05
cup yes it was the trophy you got if you
25:08
won the game but our dad said nobody won
25:11
that game and he was sick of our
25:13
fighting so we took the
25:15
trophy threw it in the
25:23
lake and was the curse lift
25:26
anyway that's when Mom said we were not
25:32
allowed to play football again you know
25:34
what I think we should play a game I
25:37
mean come on it's been 12 years can I
25:39
second what all right we're going to
25:48
play well wait a minute though how are
25:52
we going to get there because my mom
25:54
won't let me cross the street you want
25:55
rough ready for this
26:11