– 英语/中文 双语歌词

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[中文]

好车。

>> 是的，呃，这不是我的。

>> 我喜欢你的车。

>> 是的，它是我的。

>> 我打赌它很快。

>> 我也是。是的。

>> 舒适。你呃你喜欢

真皮座椅吗？

>> 是的，

>> 找到了。

[音乐]

是的，她的最高成绩是 130。

>> 哇。那只是在城市里。当我带她上州时，我让她

达到 160。

>> 真的吗？你在州有地方吗？

>> 当然。

>> 好吧，呃，稍后见。

>> 好的，别着急。

>> 嘿，

那是我的车。

>> 真的吗？哦。呃，但请再给我五

分钟。

>> 什么？你在干什么？

>> 哦，好吧，我呃，我找到了钥匙，现在

我正在给她擦亮。

>> 但这是我的车。

>> 是的，但这是我的蜡。

>> 听着，我不常来这座城市

，我不知道你是否疯了，或者

这是某种街头剧院，但是

能给我钥匙吗？

>> 当然。这里。

>> 我会，呃，我会保留你的停车位。

>> 不回来。

>> 为什么不呢？

>> 我住在北部。

>> 是的，我也是。

所以，那个保时捷家伙把他的车开回来了。

>> 但你找到了他衣服的钥匙。

>> 不，我只是呃，我只是喜欢当每个人都认为我拥有一辆

的感觉。

保时捷时

>> 人们会认为你拥有一辆保时捷

，因为你穿着这些衣服。

>> 当然，

如果

你没有车的话，只有白痴才会穿这种东西，对吧？

确实如此。

>> 是的，但只有天才才会吞下

声波枪。

>> 哦，我去过那里。

>> 我要去开我的保时捷。

>> 乔伊，你知道你实际上没有

。

>> 来吧。你在干什么？我的角色是

。你会和她说话吗？

>> 嘿，嘿，嘿，小心我的门廊。

嗨，乔伊。

>> 嘿，你好吗？

>> 他拥有

下最令人惊叹的保时捷。

>> 我很想给你看，但我刚刚给她盖好被子

。她正在睡觉。

>> 嘿，呃，你们两个女孩想去

喝一杯吗？

>> 听着，你想喝点什么吗？因为

我要去那里。

>> 呃，是的。我要一杯咖啡。谢谢，

伙计。当然。

>> 咖啡？号

>> 咖啡？因为我要去那里。

>> 哦，不。谢谢。

>> 你们需要什么吗？因为我要

前往那里。

>> 我喜欢呃冰水。

>> 你明白了。

>> 乔伊，你在做什么？

>> 只是保持友好。

>> 乔伊，我认为你不应该

回到那里。

>> 不，不，没关系。对吧，冈瑟？

>> 别对我眨眼。

穿上围裙。

好的。

没有看到您要求任何其他付费

顾客穿上围裙。

>> 乔伊，你在这里工作吗？

>> 号

>> 服务员。

>> 是的。

[音乐]

>> 乔伊，发生了什么事？你为什么不

告诉我们你在这里工作？

>> 好吧，

这有点尴尬，你知道吗？我

的意思是，我是一名演员。现在我是一名

服务员。应该朝另一个

方向走。

>> 你的围裙也是。你穿着它就像

斗篷一样。

>> 我的意思是，工作很轻松，而且钱

也不错，你知道。我想如果我

在这里闲逛，我也可能

获得报酬，对吗？只是

为你们服务感觉有点奇怪，你

知道。

>> 乔伊，加油。我做到了，而且很好。

>> 是啊，为什么会很奇怪呢？嘿，乔伊。

呃，我可以喝点咖啡吗？

好吧，我想这似乎

并不奇怪。

>> 说真的，我之前就问过你了。你

还没有明白。

>> 现在又奇怪了。

>> 我认为你在这里工作很棒。

你会赚很多钱。

这是您的第一个提示。

不要吃黄雪。

215咖啡馆。

你可以，你知道，

[笑声]

你到底在做什么？

我到底在做什么？你刚刚打破了我的

冰箱。

什么？什么？你怎么知道

你怎么知道它坏了？哦，你认为

我不知道是什么损坏了我的冰箱？

对不起。

你知道什么？破碎的？

也就是 400 美元。

乔伊，我看到你推了他。

>> 你推了他。

>> 乔伊，我没有打破这个。好吧，

已经坏了一段时间了。

>> Chan，还记得我告诉过你我们的

冰箱吗？

>> 嗯嗯。

>> 我还没有收到

你那一半的支票。

>> 不要给他任何钱。

>> 我不是在跟你说话。你弄坏了我的

冰箱。

告诉我一些事情，乔伊。

>> 我刚刚从沙发上摔下来。

>> 是的，你做到了。

>> 我没事。

>> 让我来吧。

>> 哎呀。

>> 让我问你一个问题。

>> 是的。

>> 上次

>> 有人告诉你你

有多漂亮是什么时候？

>> 哇。

我不能，我感觉不到我的手。

>> 来吧。过来吧。

啊？

>> 啊？

>> 谁？

[笑声]

>> 你是什么意思？昨天你说我

太漂亮了，买不起东西。

只是我不能，因为我的经理说

我

祝你生日快乐。祝你

生日快乐。生日快乐，亲爱的安妮。

>> 艾米。

>>艾米。

祝你生日快乐。嘿。嘿，这

很奇怪。今天也是我的生日。

>> 是的。不在这里。这是。

>> 祝你生日快乐。

您需要为此付出代价。

>> 不，不，不。这是她的生日。

>> 今天您已向 20 位

不同的女性唱生日快乐歌。

>> 但实际上，

>> 我们不再被授权分发

生日松饼。

>> 该死的，

>> 乔。我很高兴找到你。我为你安排了

试镜。

>> 哇。

>> 问题是，它有点在 QT 上。

有这个角色的演员不知道

他可能会被解雇。这是

系列的主角。通心粉和奶酪。

>> 我是奶酪通心粉的领头羊。

>> 呃。

>> 早上。嘿，我最喜欢的天才

和他的小机器人伙伴怎么样？

>> 不要碰它。

>> 好的。好的。呃，好吧，韦恩。

听着，跟我平起平坐，好吗？我一直

听到所有这些谣言说我可能

被解雇，好吗？他们甚至还有演员

来朗读我的角色。来吧，

伙计。你你必须给我第二次

机会。我的意思是，我爱我爱这个

小肠。

好吧，这就是为什么你不想让我

碰他。正确的。就这样吧。好的。

我简直不敢相信。上帝。

>> 嘿，你好吗？

>> 嘿。嘿。

所以，呃，埃斯特尔，明天为我安排一堆

试镜，我很快就会恢复

我的健康保险。

>> 太棒了。但你现在不应该在

上厕所吗？

>> 什么？你这人怎么回事？

>> 什么也没有。好吧，我我之前在举

感到一阵眩晕，然后我呃晕倒了

重物时，我的胃

，从那以后呃就再也无法站起来

了。但呃，我不认为

有什么严重的事情。

>> 这听起来像疝气。你必须

去看医生。

>> 没门。嘿，看。如果我要去看

医生，那一定是

因为这个东西从我的

胃里伸出来。

>> 那是疝气。可能需要重新开始

锻炼。

>> 该死的15秒。

>> 感谢您回来。嗯，好吧。

有很多人对

这个房间感兴趣，但我已经缩小了范围

，您是决赛入围者之一。

>> 太棒了。

>> 好的。现在，在我做出决定之前，我

呃我只是想确保我们的

性格相符。好的。所以，我做了

一个小测试。现在，我要说一个

词，然后你说出你想到的第一句话

。

>> 我能做到。

>> 好的。开始了。枕头。

>> 战斗。

>> 非常好。

好的。 G

>> 字符串。出色的。

好的。嗯，

小狗

>> 小猫。

>> 哦，抱歉。

不，不，不。虽然如此接近。但好吧。

再见。

>> 松饼和浓缩咖啡450。罗斯双份

拿铁 275。钱德勒咖啡和烤饼

425。还有 Feebs 花草茶 125 美元。因此，总共

为 1275 美元。

>> 这是来自一个无法

将我们的 80 美元电话费分成两半的人。

>>嗨。

>>嗨。

>> 松饼和

拿铁我欠多少钱？

>> 哦，这是乔伊

Tribani 在家里提供的。

>> 哦，太棒了。我们会告诉他谢谢。

因为呃乔伊看起来是个好人

，也许我们可以找个时间去约会

。

>> 好吧，他不习惯女人如此

向前，但是呃我可以和他确认一下。

他说没关系。

太棒了。谢谢。再见。

>> 嘿，乔伊。为什么我们的东西

不是免费的？

>> 当你穿着

紧身裙看起来像那样的时候。

>> 这太棒了。我收到的约会数量比以往任何时候都多

。

>> 等一下，乔伊。你只是把

免费的东西送给漂亮的女孩。

>> 乔伊，这太恶心了。

>> 宝贝，家里来一份烤饼怎么样？

>> 我很漂亮。

>> 我想跟你谈谈那个和你跳舞的

女孩。哦，她

很好，是吧？我想我几乎把我的

妻子带到了这里。

是的。是的。好的。

看，伙计。我和那个女孩一起来的，

好吗？我计划在新年倒计时亲吻她

。我正在努力

赢得她的芳心，你知道吗？所以，我想知道

。

>> 我不这么认为。

>> 来吧，伙计。你你可以和我的舞伴

跳舞。她，嗯，她真的很温柔。

>> 瞧，你呃，你在和你

一起来的那个女孩约会吗？好吧，我希望今晚

之后我也许可以，你知道。

>> 不，不，如果你问我的话，她是公平的游戏。

抱歉，伙计。

>> 好的。嘿，你知道，公平就是公平。

我的意思是，你知道，当你是对的时候，

你就是对的。我能说什么？但是嘿，

所有

>> 你是二年级吗？

>> 嘿，伙计。你是弄湿他

裤子的人。嘿，

>> 你们。我自己的电视剧。我只是不知道

我是否足够好。

>> 我是。

乔伊，你在说什么？你是

一位出色的演员。

>> 你真的这么认为吗？

>> 你怎么能问这个问题？

>> 哇，她很漂亮。是的。哦，她也

非常好。她教会了我所有

关于，你知道的，如何使用

摄像机以及闻屁表演的味道。

>> 抱歉。

就好像您有太多台词需要学习

，速度如此之快，有时您需要一分钟

才能记住下一句。所以，当

你在思考的时候，你会在

上停顿一下，你看起来很紧张，你

知道，就像这样。

>> 好的。

>> 哦，这是我的场景。这是我的场景。

>> 华莱士夫人，我是 Drake Remora 医生，您

姐姐的神经外科医生。你妹妹

患有

我扮演阿尔·帕库奇诺的屁股。

好吧。他去洗澡了

然后我就是他的屁股了。

>> 天啊。

>> 加油，你们。这是一部真实的电影

，Aluccino 也在其中。那就大了。

>> 哦，不。太棒了。是你

知道，这是你应得的。经过

年的奋斗，您终于

能够闯入

好的。好吧，好吧。开玩笑。我不在乎

。这对我来说是一个重大突破。

>> 不，你是对的。你说得对。这是。

>> 是的。

>> 那么，您要邀请我们所有人参加

盛大的开幕式吗？

>> 好吧。好吧，我要离开这里了。祝

我好运。

>> 祝你好运。祝你好运。我们都祝您

好运。

>> 是的，无论如何。

>> 天哪，这是 Mac 和

Cheese 的 Joey Triion。

哦，没错。这是你的第一天。

那么，您准备好与您的机器人助手一起打击虚假犯罪

吗？

>> 我很兴奋吗？

>> 我自己的电视剧中的主角。多年来我

一直梦想着这个。

为什么我没有做好准备？

>> 不，乔伊。你会很棒的。

>> 但我必须和机器人、小偷一起行动。

而且我对

技术一无所知。除了查找色情内容外，我什至无法使用 Chandler 的

计算机。

这只是因为当您打开它时，

就在那里。

>> 我认为我们爱人的争吵将于本月初开始

。我会

等待。

>> 哦，就是这里。哦，乔伊，你为什么

签名？

的儿子 >> 我没有那样做。谁会这么做

？

>>

>> 好吧，也许问问这个人。

>> 你滚出我的店。

>> 什么？他做了什么？他和我的妻子

约会，

>> 乔伊。

我我嘿，我没有和你

老婆出去。好的。我和她出去了。

>> 那是我的妻子。

出去。

>> 我们该走了。

>> 好的。猝死。一个目标，1,000 美元。

>> 你认真的吗？

>> 哦，是的。

>> 好的。准备好欠我的吧。

>> 好的。

>> 好的。开始了。准备好？所以

来找我吧。

[音乐]

不，不，不，不，不，不。

>> 有人可以打败我。

>> 看，这就是为什么只有小假

男人才应该踢。

>> 你知道和你一起上大学的那个女孩

她后来成为了电影导演吗？

>> 哦，是的。丹尼·基斯通。她在我的

动作课上。

>> 什么是动作类？这是钱德勒假装自己没有参加哑剧的

方式。

>> 哦，好吧，听着。不管怎样，她

正在执导阿尔·帕西诺的新电影。你

必须给我安排一次试镜。

>> 哦，我不知道，伙计。我已经有大约 10 年没有和她说过

了。

>> 哦，不。不，拜托，拜托，钱德勒。我

我欠你太多。你确实欠我的

这么多。

>> 你欠我3,400。

>> 你为什么要转移话题？什么？

>> 你会打电话还是什么？

>> 好的，我会尝试的。

>> 好的。谢谢。你是最棒的。现在，

听。试镜的最后一天是

星期四，好吗？好的。所以，我必须在星期四之前将

送达那里。好的。只要

记得星期四。周四。你还记得

星期四吗？

是的。那么，星期二。

星期四。

看，如果您需要帮助记忆，只需

这样想。第三天。

好的。星期一，一天。星期二，

星期二。周三。什么时候？啊？哪一天？

星期四。

第三天。好的。

谢谢。

>> 《Days of Our Lives》的乔伊·特里瓦尼 (Joey Trivani) 刚刚

走进这里。

>> Ra，他是我们的朋友。

>> 您是 Drake Remor 博士的朋友。

>> 与

德雷克成为朋友有点困难，因为他的日程很忙，而且

他并不真实。

>> 嘿。嘿。或者我可以什么时候把我的键盘

带到这里。

>> 他来了。他要过来了。乔伊，

>> 我知道。这里。这里。

不，这是我的朋友雷切尔。我们一起上

高中。

>> 我

在那个节目中爱你。

>> 我每天都看着你。我的意思是，当你

取出自己的肾脏来拯救你的

前妻时，尽管她试图杀死

你。

>> 嗯，很高兴见到粉丝。

>> 她没疯，不是吗？

>> 那么，呃，你好吗？

好的，

>> 听着。我要搬出去了。那么，

您将负责支付

租金，

>> 对吧？那什么时候会发生呢？

>> 月初。

>> 每个月都是这样。

>> 不，只是您真正想

住在这里的月份。

>> 好的。这是电话账单。

>> 天啊。

这是我们的电话号码。

现在，听着，我知道我有点突然

整个我都在对你的事情感到不安，所以为什么

我不只是吗？为什么我不报道你

一段时间呢？

>> 不，不，不可能。乔伊·特里巴尼 (Joey Tribani) 不再

接受慈善

。

>> 这不是慈善机构，乔。

>> 我不知道。忘了它。好的。我的意思是，

谢谢，但我已经不再从

你那里拿钱了。好的。我现在可以自己照顾

了。接下来怎么办？快点。

>> 好的。呃，这是电费单。

>> 这是我们支付的电费？

>> 嗯，是的。

[鼓掌]

那么，我们稍后

处理剩下的帐单。

>> 我要搬出去了，伙计。

>> 哇。嗯，呃，嘿，真的为你们

感到高兴。恭喜。稍后见。

>> 嘿，乔伊。乔伊，你还好吗？

>> 是的，我得走了。我有一份

表演工作。

>> 就像，你会相信的。

这太糟糕了。

>> 看，我就在

穿过大厅。我向你保证，莫妮卡和我分手后

分钟，我就会立即搬回你家

。

>> 好吧，看，看，看。呃，如果你

要搬去和他一起住，我觉得

我有责任告诉你

关于他的真相。好的？他是一个

糟糕的室友。糟糕的。他呃

忘记了，嗯，他总是他总是呃

哦，我的孩子。他是有史以来最好的室友。

把这些卡布奇诺带到 11 号桌。

那边那个人想要一些 biscati。

>>哦。呃，好吧，我实际上只是进来

喝杯咖啡。

>> 你还在这里工作吗？

>> 不，不，我很久以前就退出了。

我是不是忘记告诉你了？我很抱歉

。

>> 太酷了。无论如何我都想解雇你

。伟大的。

>> 连续

和你们一起出去玩了两个晚上。我很抱歉。

为什么她不想和我们一起出去玩

？

>> 因为她呃她她认为你

很废话

>> 并且呃你莫妮卡呃太

大声。

>> 什么？

>> 什么？

>> 所以她昨晚只是假装玩得很开心

。她当着

我们的面撒谎。

>> 我简直不敢相信。我的意思是，她

是谁来评判我们的？我们对她再好

了。

>> 我不是废话。我是个傻瓜。

不，来吧。拜托，拜托，你们

不要生气。我确信她只是

她只是说这些话是因为她

紧张，因为你们就像我最好的

朋友，你知道，这是我们第一次

约会。更何况，她真的病了。

>> 不，你她不，你说那是你编的

。

>> 我知道，但你不觉得恶心的

比玩耍更好吗？

>> 他们都很好。我通常会和莫妮卡又喝醉了一起去

。

>> 加油，你们。快点。请。

请再给她一次机会。

嗯？她会过来的。我保证。

>> 我们当然会。快点。我们得

做晚饭。

>> 好的。

>> 我不喜欢那个女人。

>> 我能听到你的声音。

>> 我很大声。

>> 为您准备了乔伊特别节目。两个披萨。

乔。

你好。该死的。

你好。不，乔伊现在不在，

，但我可以留言。我认为

他仍然有机会获得这个角色。

哦，这是个好消息。好吧，不，

显然不适合被狗

殴打的演员。

哦，好吧，那太好了。我会给乔伊

这条消息。谢谢。是的。

好的，

麦克。

两点试镜

。

过敏

演员

被狗袭击

。

不是

花。

嘿，

>> 请告诉我您收到了消息。

>> 什么消息？

>> 扮演Mac的演员做不到。

他们需要在 2:00 见您。

>> 什么？现在是 6:00。

>> 我写了，我写在黑板上了。我把

写在黑板上，然后我走遍了

纽约城寻找你。我去了

罗斯家。我去了咖啡馆。我

去了他们制造的任何地方

个三明治。

>> 我简直不敢相信，钱德勒。我很抱歉

。我我我我不知道该说什么。

>> 好吧，你可能会说，

“恭喜。

我看到了董事会。我参加了试镜。

我得到了董事会。”

>> 这应该很有趣吗？我在这里真的

很担心。

>> 哦，好吧。

>> 你知道，有时候假装

是很卑鄙的。

>> 哦，哇。好吧，伙计。对不起。我

并不是有意让你感到难过。

>> 好吧，那很好，因为你没有。

我为你感到非常高兴。

这太卑鄙了。

你真的让我去了那里。

>> 我们可以这样做一整天。

>> 是的，你说得对。

>> 当他们喊停而我们没有让

接吻时，我真的

很失望。我只是

我真的很想吻你。

>> 真的吗？

此刻？我我也真的很想亲吻

你。就在那一刻。

>> 此刻。

>> 是的。但仅限于当下。是的。

>> 那么，你呃

想再接吻吗？当然。

距离除夕只有两周了。

>> 你能等一下吗？

>> 不。

>> 我也没有。

>> 三，

二，

>> 乔，你不必在我们每

接吻时都倒计时。

>> 哦，好吧。

只是我感觉我需要

几秒钟来做好准备。

需要一些善意。

是的。

>> 那么，呃，他对

门票感到兴奋吗？

>> 不，他让我们失望了。什么？我知道。

简直不敢相信。

我可以告诉你一件事吗？

我现在有点生他的气。

我可以告诉你一件事吗？

我也是。

>> 你知道吗？他不想和

我们谈论生气的事情。好吧，也许我们

根本不跟他说话。

>> 哦。

把他冻住。

>> 没错。

>> 我喜欢它。

>> 我们会告诉他。

>> 从现在开始，乔伊和

罗斯将成为最好的朋友。好的。我们要去

成为新的乔伊和钱德勒。

>> 嘿。嘿，听着。呃，你们认为我

有机会和珍妮在一起吗？

>> 好吧，亲爱的，我们以前经历过

。

>> 是的，不要这样对自己。她

明确表示这不会

发生。

>> 好吧，那么好吧。我想我

不应该因为

我刚刚吻了她而感到太兴奋。

>> 真的吗？

>> 是的。好吧，我们拭目以待。

>> 你吻了她？噢，我们真是太棒了

。

>> 所以，你吻了她。那么，之后

发生了什么？

>> 我来这里是为了告诉你们。

所以，她只是在那儿等

你。

[音乐]

[英语]

Nice car.

>> Yeah, it's uh it's not mine.

>> I love your car.

>> Yeah, it's mine.

>> I bet it's fast.

>> Me, too. Yeah.

>> And comfortable. Do you uh you like

leather seats?

>> Yeah,

>> it's got them.

[Music]

Yeah, she tops out at 130.

>> Wow. And that's just in the city. I get

her up to 160 when I take her upstate.

>> Really? You got a place up state?

>> Sure.

>> Well, uh, I'll see you later.

>> Okay, take it easy.

>> Hey,

that's my car.

>> Really? Oh. Uh, but just give me five

more minutes with it.

>> What? What are you doing?

>> Oh, well, I uh I found the keys and now

I'm just polishing her up.

>> But it's my car.

>> Yeah, but it's my wax.

>> Listen, I don't come to this city much

and I don't know if you're crazy or if

this is some kind of street theater, but

could I have my keys?

>> Sure. Here.

>> I'll uh I'll save your parking spot.

>> Not coming back.

>> Why not?

>> I live upstate.

>> Yeah, so did I.

So, the Porsche guy took his car back.

>> But you found the keys to his clothes.

>> No, I just uh I just love the way it

feels when everybody thinks I own a

Porsche.

>> And people would think you own a Porsche

because you're wearing the clothes.

>> Of course,

only an idiot would wear this stuff if

you didn't have the car, right?

That is true.

>> Yeah, but only a genius would swallow a

sonic blaster gun.

>> Oh, I've been there.

>> I am going to go drive my Porsche.

>> Joey, you know you don't actually have

one.

>> Come on. What are you doing? I'm in

character. Will you talk to her?

>> Hey, hey, hey, careful around my porch.

Hi, Joey.

>> Hey, how you doing?

>> He has the most amazing Porsche under

there.

>> I'd love to show you, but I just tucked

her in. She's sleeping.

>> Hey, uh, would you two girls like to go

for a drink?

>> Listen, you want anything to drink? Cuz

I'm heading up there.

>> Uh, yeah. I'll take a coffee. Thanks,

man. Sure.

>> Coffee? No.

>> Coffee? Cuz I'm going up there.

>> Oh, no. Thank you.

>> Do you guys need anything? Cuz I'm

heading up there.

>> I'd love uh ice water.

>> You got it.

>> Joey, what are you doing?

>> Just being friendly.

>> Joey, I don't think you're supposed to

go back there.

>> No, no, it's okay. Right, Gunther?

>> Don't wink at me.

Put on your apron.

Okay.

Don't see you asking any other paying

customers to put on aprons.

>> Joey, do you work here?

>> No.

>> Waiter.

>> Yeah.

[Music]

>> Joey, what's going on? Why didn't you

tell us you work here?

>> Well, that

that's kind of embarrassing, you know? I

mean, I was an actor. And now I'm a

waiter. Supposed to go in the other

direction.

>> So's your apron. You're wearing it like

a cape.

>> I mean, the job's easy and the money's

good, you know. And I guess if I'm going

to be hanging out here anyway, I might

as well get paid for it, right? Just

feel kind of weird serving you guys, you

know.

>> Joey, come on. I did it and it was fine.

>> Yeah, why would it be weird? Hey, Joey.

Uh, can I get some coffee?

Okay, I guess it doesn't seem that

weird.

>> Seriously, I I asked you before. You

still haven't gotten it.

>> Now it's weird again.

>> I think it's great that you work here.

You're going to make a lot of money. And

here is your first tip.

Don't eat yellow snow.

215 coffee house.

You could just, you know,

[Laughter]

What the hell are you doing?

What the hell am I doing? You just broke

my fridge.

What? What? How do you know if How do

you know it's even broken? Oh, you think

I don't know what breaks my fridge?

Excuse me.

What do you know? Broken?

That'll be $400.

Joey, I saw you push him.

>> You pushed him.

>> Joey, I did not break this. Okay, that

has been broken for a while.

>> Chan, remember I told you about our

fridge?

>> Uh-huh.

>> I still haven't gotten the check for

your half yet.

>> Do not give him any money.

>> I'm not talking to you. You broke my

fridge.

Tell me something, Joey.

>> I just fell right off the couch there.

>> Yeah, you did.

>> I'm okay.

>> Let me here you go.

>> Whoops.

>> Let me ask you a question.

>> Yeah.

>> When was the last time

>> someone told you just how beautiful you

are?

>> Wow.

I can't I can't feel my hands.

>> Come on. Come here.

Huh?

>> Huh?

>> Who?

[Laughter]

>> What do you mean? Yesterday you said I

was too pretty to pay for stuff. It's

just I can't because my manager said

that I

Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to

you. Happy birthday, dear Annie.

>> Amy.

>> Amy.

Happy birthday to you. Hey. Hey, that's

weird. Today's my birthday, too.

>> Yeah. Not in here. It is.

>> Happy birthday to you.

You're paying for that.

>> No, no, no. It's her birthday.

>> You've sung happy birthday to 20

different women today.

>> But really,

>> we're no longer authorized to distribute

birthday muffins.

>> Damn it,

>> Joe. I'm glad I found you. I got an

audition for you.

>> Wow.

>> The thing is, it's kind of on the QT.

The actor who has the part doesn't know

he might be fired. It's a lead in a

series. Mac and cheese.

>> I'm the lead in mac and cheese.

>> Uhoh.

>> Morning. Hey, how's my favorite genius

and his little robot buddy?

>> Don't touch it.

>> Okay. All right. Uh, all right, Wayne.

Look, level with me, okay? I I keep

hearing all these rumors that I might

get fired, okay? They even have actors

coming in to read for my part. Come on,

man. You You got to give me a second

chance. I mean, I love I love this

little gut.

Okay, that's why you didn't want me to

touch him. Right. There you go. Okay.

I can't believe it. God.

>> Hey, how you doing?

>> Hey. Hey.

So, uh, Estelle, line up a bunch of

auditions for me tomorrow, and I'll have

my health insurance back in no time.

>> That's great. But shouldn't you be on

the toilet right now?

>> What? What's wrong with you?

>> Nothing. Well, I I I got this blinding

pain in my stomach when I was lifting

weights before, and then I uh passed

out, and uh haven't been able to stand

up since. But uh I don't think it's

anything serious.

>> This sounds like a hernia. You have to

you go to the doctor.

>> No way. Hey, look. If I'm going to go to

the doctor for anything, it's going to

be for this thing sticking out of my

stomach.

>> That's a hernia. Might have to start

working out again.

>> Damn you 15s.

>> Thanks for coming back. Um, okay. There

have been a lot of people interested in

the room, but I have narrowed it down

and you are one of the finalists.

>> Great.

>> Okay. Now, before I make my decision, I

uh I just want to make sure that our

personalities match. Okay. So, I made up

a little test. Now, I'm going to say a

word and then you say the first thing

that comes to mind.

>> I can do that.

>> Okay. Here we go. Pillow.

>> Fight.

>> Very good.

Okay. G

>> string. Excellent.

Okay. Um,

doggy

>> kitten.

>> Oh, sorry.

No, no, no. So close though. But okay.

Bye-bye.

>> Muffin and espresso450. Ross double

latte 275. Chandler coffee and scone

425. And Feebs herbal tea$125. So

altogether that's $1275.

>> This coming from the man who couldn't

split our $80 phone bill in half.

>> Hi.

>> Hi.

>> How much do I owe for the muffin and

latte?

>> Oh, that's on the house courtesy of Joey

Tribani.

>> Oh, great. We'll tell him thanks. And

since uh Joey seems like such a nice

guy, maybe we could go on a date

sometime.

>> Well, he's not used to women being so

forward, but uh I could check with him.

He says it's okay.

Great. Thanks. Bye-bye.

>> Hey, Joey. How come our stuff isn't

free?

>> It will be when you look like that in a

tight skirt.

>> This is great. I'm getting more dates

than ever.

>> Wait a minute, Joey. You're only giving

away free stuff to the pretty girls.

>> Joey, that is so gross.

>> How about a scone on the house, baby?

>> I'm pretty.

>> I want to talk to you about that that

girl that you're dancing with. Oh, she's

nice, huh? I think I almost brought my

wife to this.

Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

Look, buddy. I came with that girl,

okay? And I I had this plan to kiss her

at the New Year's countdown. I'm trying

to win her over, you know? So, I was

wondering.

>> I don't think so.

>> Come on, man. You You could dance with

my partner. She's uh she's real mellow.

>> Look, you uh you dating this girl you

came with? Well, I was hoping after

tonight that maybe I could, you know.

>> Nah, nah, she's fair game if you ask me.

Sorry, buddy.

>> All right. Hey, you know, fair is fair.

I mean, you know, when you're right,

you're right. What can I say? But hey,

all

>> are you in the second grade?

>> Hey, man. You're the one who wet his

pants. Hey,

>> you guys. My own TV show. I just I don't

know if I'm good enough.

>> I am.

Joey, what are you talking about? You're

a terrific actor.

>> You really think so?

>> How can you even ask that question?

>> Whoa, she's pretty. Yeah. Oh, and she's

really nice, too. She taught me all

about, you know, how to work with the

cameras and smell the fart acting.

>> I'm sorry.

It's like you got so many lines to learn

so fast that sometimes you need a minute

to remember your next one. So, while

you're thinking of it, you take this big

pause where you look all intense, you

know, like this.

>> Okay.

>> Oh, here's my scene. Here's my scene.

>> Mrs. Wallace, I'm Dr. Drake Remora, your

sister's neurosurgeon. Your sister is

suffering from a

I play Al Pacuccino's butt.

All right. He goes into the shower and

then I'm his butt.

>> Oh my god.

>> Come on, you guys. This is a real movie

and Aluccino's in it. That's big.

>> Oh, no. It's terrific. It's It's You

know, you deserve this. After all your

years of struggling, you've finally been

able to crack your way into

Okay. Okay, fine. Make jokes. I don't

care. This is a big break for me.

>> No, you're right. You're right. It is.

>> Yeah.

>> So, you're going to invite us all to the

big opening?

>> All right. Well, I'm out of here. Wish

me luck.

>> Good luck. Good luck. We all wish you

good luck.

>> Yeah, whatever.

>> Oh my god, it's Joey Triion of Mac and

Cheese.

Oh, that's right. It's your first day.

So, are you psyched to fight fake crime

with your robot sidekick?

>> Am I psyched?

>> The lead in my own TV series. I've

dreamed about this for years.

Why have I not been preparing?

>> No, Joey. You're going to be great.

>> But I got to act with a robot, thieves.

And And I don't know anything about

technology. I can't even use Chandler's

computer except to find porn.

And and that's only because it's right

there when you turn it on.

>> I think our lover's spat will start a

little early this month. I'll be

waiting.

>> Oh, here it is. Oh, Joey, why did you

sign it? Son of a

>> I didn't do that. Who would have done

that?

>> Son of a

>> Okay, maybe ask this guy.

>> You get out of my shop.

>> What? What did he do? He went out with

my wife,

>> Joey.

I I Hey, I did not go out with your

wife. Okay. I I went out with her.

>> That's my wife.

Get out.

>> We should go.

>> Okay. Sudden death. One goal, $1,000.

>> You serious?

>> Oh, yes.

>> Okay. Get ready to owe me.

>> Okay.

>> Okay. Here we go. Ready? So

come to me.

[Music]

No, no, no, no, no, no.

>> One can beat me.

>> See, now that's why only the little fake

men are supposed to do the kicking.

>> You know that girl you went to college

with who who became a movie director?

>> Oh, yeah. Danny Keystone. She was in my

movement class.

>> What's a movement class? It's Chandler's

way of pretending he didn't take mime.

>> Oh, well, listen. Anyway, she's

directing the new Al Pacino movie. You

got to get me an audition.

>> Oh, I don't know, man. I haven't talked

to her in like 10 years.

>> Oh, no. No. Please, please, Chandler. I

I would owe you so much. You do owe me

so much.

>> You owe me 3,400.

>> Why are you changing the subject? What?

>> Will you make the call or what?

>> Okay, I'll I'll try.

>> All right. Thanks. You're the best. Now,

listen. The last day of auditions is

Thursday, okay? Okay. So, I got to get

in there by Thursday. Okay. Just

remember Thursday. Thursday. Can you

remember Thursday?

Yeah. So, Tuesday.

Thursday.

Look, if you need help remembering, just

think of it like this. The third day.

All right. Monday, one day. Tuesday,

Tuesday. Wednesday. When? Huh? What day?

Thursday.

The third day. Okay.

Thank you.

>> Joey Trivani from Days of Our Lives just

walked in here.

>> Ra, he's a friend of ours.

>> You are friends with Dr. Drake Remor.

>> It's kind of hard to be friends with

Drake because of his busy schedule and

the fact that he's not real.

>> Hey. Hey. Or I could bring my keyboard

here sometime.

>> He's coming. He's coming over. Joey,

>> I know. Here. Here.

No, this is my friend Rachel. We went to

high school together.

>> I

love you on that show.

>> I watch you every day. I mean, when you

took out your own kidney to save your

ex-wife, even though she tried to kill

you.

>> Well, it's always nice to meet the fans.

>> She's not crazy, is she?

>> So, uh, how are you doing?

Okay,

>> listen. I'm going to be moving out. So,

you are going to be in charge of paying

the rent,

>> right? And when does that do?

>> First of the month.

>> That's every month.

>> No, just the months you actually want to

live here.

>> Okay. Here's the phone bill.

>> Oh my god.

That's our phone number.

Now, look, I know I kind of sprung this

whole me moving out on you thing, so why

don't I just Why don't I just cover you

for a while?

>> No, no, no way. Joey Tribani does not

take charity

anymore.

>> It's not charity, Joe.

>> I don't know. Forget it. Okay. I mean,

thanks, but I'm done taking money from

you. All right. I could take care of

myself now. What's next? Come on.

>> Okay. Uh, here's the electric bill.

>> This is how much we pay for electric?

>> Well, yeah.

[Applause]

So, we'll do the rest of the bills later

then.

>> I'm going to be moving out, man.

>> Wow. Well, uh, hey, really happy for you

guys. Congratulations. See you later.

>> Hey, Joey. Joey, are you okay?

>> Yeah, I've got to go. I've got an acting

job.

>> Like, you'd believe that.

This sucks.

>> Look, I'm I'm just going to be right

across the hall. And I promise you, the

minute Monica and I break up, I'm moving

right back in with you.

>> Okay, look, look, look. Uh if you're

going to be moving in with him, I feel

that it is my responsibility to tell you

the truth about him. Okay? He's a

terrible roommate. Terrible. He uh

forgets to um he always he always uh

Oh, my kid. He's the best roommate ever.

Take these cappuccinos to table 11. And

that guy over there wants some biscati.

>> Oh. Uh, well, I just actually came in

for a cup of coffee to go.

>> Do you still work here?

>> No. No. I quit a long time ago.

Did I forget to tell you that? I'm

sorry.

>> That's cool. I was going to fire you

anyway. Great.

>> Hang out with you guys two nights in a

row. I'm so sorry.

Wh why does she not want to hang out

with us?

>> Because she uh she she thinks that you

are blah

>> and and that uh you Monica are uh too

loud.

>> What?

>> What?

>> So she was just pretending to have a

good time last night. She was lying to

our faces.

>> I can't believe this. I mean, who is she

to judge us? We could not have been

nicer to her.

>> And I am not blah. I am a hoot.

No, come on. Please, please, you guys

don't don't be mad. I'm sure she just

she just said that stuff because she was

nervous cuz you guys are like my best

friends, you know, and it was our first

date. Plus, she's really sick.

>> No, you she No, you said you made that

up.

>> I know, but don't you think the sick

thing is way better than the play thing?

>> They're both good. I generally just go

with Monica's drunk again.

>> Come on, you guys. Come on. Please.

Please just give her another chance.

Huh? She'll come around. I promise.

>> Of course we will. Come on. We got to

make dinner.

>> Okay.

>> I do not like that woman.

>> I can hear you.

>> I am loud.

>> Got you the Joey special. Two pizzas.

Joe.

Hello. Damn it.

Hello. No, Joey's not here right now,

but I can take a message. I think

he's still got a chance for the part.

Oh, that's great news. Well, no,

obviously not for the actor who was

mauled by his dog.

Oh, well, that's great. I will give Joey

the message. Thank you. Yes.

Okay,

Mac.

Audition

at two.

Allergy

actor

attacked

by dog.

Not

flowers.

Hey,

>> please tell me you got the message.

>> What message?

>> The actor playing Mac couldn't do it.

They needed to see you at 2:00.

>> What? It's 6:00.

>> I wrote I wrote it on the board. I wrote

it on the board and then I went all over

New York City looking for you. I went to

Ross's. I went to the coffee house. I

went to any place that they made

sandwiches.

>> I can't believe this, Chandler. I'm

sorry. I I I I don't know what to say.

>> Well, you you might say,

"Congratulations.

I saw the board. I went to the audition.

I got the board."

>> Is that supposed to be funny? I was

really worried over here.

>> Oh, well.

>> You know, sometimes that fake out thing

is just mean.

>> Oh, wow. Okay, man. I'm sorry. I did not

mean to make you feel bad.

>> Well, that's good because you didn't.

And I'm incredibly happy for you.

That's mean.

You really had me going there.

>> We could do this all day.

>> Yeah, you're right.

>> When they yelled cut and we didn't get

to kiss, I was really really

disappointed. And I just

I just really wanted to kiss you.

>> Really?

In the moment? I I really wanted to kiss

you, too. In the moment.

>> In the moment.

>> Yeah. But only in the moment. Yeah.

>> So, do you uh

want to kiss again? Sure.

New Year's Eve is only two weeks away.

>> Can you wait?

>> No.

>> Me neither.

>> Three,

two,

>> Joe, you don't have to count down every

time we kiss.

>> Oh, okay.

Except that I sort of felt like I needed

a couple seconds to get ready.

will take a couple of kindness.

Yeah.

>> So, uh, was he excited about the

tickets?

>> No. He blew us off. What? I know.

Can't believe it.

Can I tell you something?

I'm a little mad at him now.

Can I tell you something?

Me, too.

>> You know what? He didn't want to talk to

us about being angry. Well, maybe we

don't talk to him at all.

>> Ooh.

Freeze him out.

>> That's right.

>> I like it.

>> We'll show him.

>> From now on, it's going to be Joey and

Ross, best friends. Okay. We're going to

be the new Joey and Chandler.

>> Hey. Hey, listen. Uh, you guys think I

have a chance with Janine?

>> Well, honey, we have been through this

before.

>> Yeah, don't do this to yourself. She

made it pretty clear it is not going to

happen.

>> Well, all right then. I guess I

shouldn't get too excited about the fact

that I just kissed her.

>> Really?

>> Yeah. Well, we'll see.

>> You kissed her? Oh, we kissed it up real

nice.

>> So, you kissed her. So, what happened

after that?

>> I came over here to tell you guys.

So, she's just waiting over there for

you.

[Music]

重点词汇

词汇	含义
comfortable /ˈkʌmfərtəbl/ B1	adjective - 舒适 (shūshì)
leather /ˈlɛðər/ A2	noun - 皮革 (pígé)
tops /tɒps/ B1	verb - 达到顶峰 (dádào dǐngfēng)
comfortable /ˈkʌmfərtəbl/ B1	adjective - 舒适 (shūshì)
comfortable /ˈkʌmfərtəbl/ B1	adjective - 舒适 (shūshì)
comfortable /ˈkʌmfərtəbl/ B1	adjective - 舒适 (shūshì)
comfortable /ˈkʌmfərtəbl/ B1	adjective - 舒适 (shūshì)
comfortable /ˈkʌmfərtəbl/ B1	adjective - 舒适 (shūshì)
comfortable /ˈkʌmfərtəbl/ B1	adjective - 舒适 (shūshì)
comfortable /ˈkʌmfərtəbl/ B1	adjective - 舒适 (shūshì)
comfortable /ˈkʌmfərtəbl/ B1	adjective - 舒适 (shūshì)
comfortable /ˈkʌmfərtəbl/ B1	adjective - 舒适 (shūshì)
crazy /ˈkreɪzi/ A2	adjective - 疯狂 (fēngkuáng)
theater /ˈθiːətər/ B1	noun - 剧院 (jùyuàn)
polishing /ˈpɒlɪʃɪŋ/ B1	verb - 擦亮 (cā liàng)
genius /ˈdʒiːniəs/ B2	noun - 天才 (tiāncái)
swallow /ˈswɒloʊ/ A2	verb - 吞下 (tūnxià)
character /ˈkærəktər/ B1	noun - 角色 (juésè)

重点语法结构

• I love your car.

  ➔ 一般现在时

  ➔ 动词 "love" 用**一般现在时**表达当前的感受。

• I found the keys and now I'm just polishing her up.

  ➔ 现在完成时 + 现在进行时

  ➔ "found" 为**现在完成时**（最近完成的动作），而 "I'm just polishing" 为**现在进行时**（正在进行的动作）。

• I don't know if you're crazy or if this is some kind of street theater.

  ➔ 使用 "if" 的间接疑问句

  ➔ "if you're crazy" 和 "if this is…" 是动词 "know" 后面用 **if** 引导的**间接疑问句**。

• I could get paid for it, right?

  ➔ 情态动词 + 动词原形 + 反义疑问句

  ➔ "could get" 为**情态动词 + 动词原形**（可能性），而 "right?" 为**反义疑问句**，用于确认。

• I haven't gotten it.

  ➔ 现在完成时否定式

  ➔ "haven't gotten" 为**现在完成时否定式**，表示到目前为止尚未发生。

• I think it's great that you work here.

  ➔ "that" 从句作补语

  ➔ "that you work here" 是**"that" 从句**，作动词 "think" 的宾语。

• If I go to the doctor, it's going to be for this thing sticking out of my stomach.

  ➔ 第一条件句（将来时）

  ➔ "If I go to the doctor" 为**if 从句**（一般现在时），而 "it's going to be" 用 **going to** 表示**将来意图**。

• You should have told us you work here.

  ➔ 情态动词完成式（should have + 过去分词）

  ➔ "should have told" 为**情态动词完成式**，表达对未实现的过去行为的遗憾。

• I'll save your parking spot.

  ➔ 将来时 (will)

  ➔ "I'll" 是 "I will" 的缩写，属于**将来时**（will），用于表示承诺。