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[中文]

嘿，你们猜怎么着？巴里和

明迪要离婚。我的天啊。

>> 你怎么了？

>> 不。巴里和明迪。

>> 哦，抱歉。听说离婚了我立即

去找罗斯。 [笑声]

>> 谁？巴里和明迪是谁？

>> 巴里是我差点就结婚的那个人。

明迪是我最好的朋友。

>>哦。哦。他不是在和

她一起欺骗你吗？

>> 是的，但这只是意味着他

睡在她身上，而不是

我身上。

上帝，你能想象如果我真的

嫁给他吗？我的意思是，我的生活会有多大不同

？

>> 我知道你的意思。我一直

想知道如果我从未离婚，我的生活将会有何不同

。

>> 哪个时间？

>> 第一次。 [笑声]

>> 不，说真的。想象一下，如果卡罗尔没有

意识到她是女同性恋。

>> 我不能。我一直以好的方式看待它。

>> 我打赌我仍然会练习空手道。

在我们婚姻即将结束时，我

做了很多空手道，作为

释放紧张的一种方式，你知道，

不做任何其他体力活动。

>> 也许问题是你

将其发音为空手道。 [笑声]

>> 在平台上，准备好将

世界舞蹈进入新千年，

家伙喊道：“停？”

>> 等等，所以你们是在告诉我

你实际上是从 8 年级

开始练习的？

是的，但是我们当然必须稍微更新一下

。但是，嘿，顺便说一下，快

考虑一下抓住我。

[笑声]

>> 是的，因为我想说没有

你可以像

你们当时那样完成结局。 [笑声]

>> 什么？我们可以做到。

>> 我不知道。我的意思是，你的体型大了很多

。我的意思是，那时更强大。

>> 我能做到。好吧，来吧。我们走吧。

>> [笑声]

>> 一、二、三、四、五、六、七、

八。

>> 我做不到。

>> 现在您这样做了，您就上电视了。

>> 这是有史以来最美丽的订婚戒指

。

>> 是的，你应该知道。您购买了

大约十亿个。 [笑声]

>> 是的，你没有得到。

>> 好的。好吧，今晚是个重要的夜晚。

>> 嘿，听着。你要如何问

她？

>> 一切都会很完美。我要带

她去她最喜欢的餐厅，我

要给她买一瓶她真正喜欢的

香槟，

因此知道它有多贵。

>> 然后当杯子满了时，我就

提议敬酒。

求婚，而不是

>> 听起来很完美。

>> 你会把事情搞砸的。让我来做

吧。

>> 我不会把事情搞砸的。

>> 如果她拒绝，我可以要戒指吗？

>> 她不会拒绝。

>> 如果

>> [笑声]

>> 嘿。

>> 嘿。

>> 嘿。

[笑声]

>> 给它。

>> 它消失了。

>> 菲比。

>> 我不是。

[笑声]

>> 我们几乎在接吻。

>> 罗斯，听着。你想喝点什么

吗？因为我要去那里。

>> 呃，是的。我来喝杯咖啡吧

谢谢，品牌。当然。

>> 咖啡？

>> 否。

>> 咖啡？因为我要去那里。

>> 哦，不。谢谢。 [笑声]

>> 你们需要什么吗？因为我要去

那里。

>> 我想要一杯冰水。

>> 你明白了。

[笑声]

>> 乔伊，你在做什么？

>> 只是保持友好。

>> 乔伊，我认为你不应该

回到那里。

>> 不，不，没关系。对吧，冈瑟？

>> 别对我眨眼。 [笑声]

穿上围裙。

>> 好的。 [笑声]

我没有看到你要求任何其他付费的

顾客穿上围裙。 [笑声]

>> Joey，你在这里工作吗？

>> 号

>> 服务员。

>> 是的。

[音乐]

>> 乔伊，发生了什么事？你为什么不

告诉我们你在这里工作？好吧，

这有点尴尬，你知道吗？我

的意思是，我是一名演员。现在我是一名服务员

，应该朝另一个方向走。

>> 你的围裙也是。你穿它就像

斗篷一样。

>> I mean, the job's easy and the money's

good, you know?我想如果我

无论如何都要在这里闲逛，我也可能

得到报酬，对吗？只是

为你们服务感觉有点奇怪，你

知道吗？

>> 乔伊，加油。我做到了，而且很好。

是的。为什么会奇怪呢？嘿，乔伊。

呃，我可以喝点咖啡吗？

>> 好吧，我想

看起来并不奇怪。

>> 说真的，我之前就问过你了。你

还没有明白。

看，现在又奇怪了。

>> 我认为你在这里工作很棒。

你会赚很多钱。

这是您的第一个提示。

不要吃黄雪。

215 咖啡馆。

嗯，你知道吗？这太棒了。

终于，我有一个可以将我的

智慧传授给的人了。让我告诉你一些我在

几件事。嗯，首先，

咖啡馆工作时学到的

客户总是对的。微笑可以带来

很长的路要走。

如果有人对你无礼，

打喷嚏松饼。

>> 谢谢，愤怒。

嘿，看，你们太棒了，

你知道。现在，清理这里的

以便我能吸引一些新客户怎么样？

啊？这都是关于营业额的。

>> 乔伊，

说真的，我可以喝咖啡吗？

>> 对不起，罗斯。我现在就给你拿

。既然我让你等了，

我会扔一个免费的松饼。

>> 呃，菲比不在这里，是吗？

>> 不，哦，太好了。你看电影了吗？

>> [鼓掌]

>> 呃[欢呼]

是的。是的。但呃，我认为这不是你会喜欢的

类型。

>> 您没有看到更多

的电影让我们达到

整晚都用纸巾，是吗？ [笑声]

[欢呼]

[鼓掌]

>> 有点。

[欢呼和掌声]

>> 伙计们，发生了什么事？

>> 菲是色情明星。

>> [笑声]

>> 什么？

>> 吸血鬼巴菲特

层中的菲比巴菲特。

>> 天哪，那是菲比。你从哪里得到

的？

>> 好吧，在

Bleecker 的成人视频地点。我看到乔伊即将

进去，所以我跑在他前面，给他

一个惊喜。然后[笑声]然后

然后我假装我不知道他

在那里。

>> [laughter]

>> Wow.我的意思是，我就是不能，我不能

相信这一点，你知道吗？我的意思是，你

认为你认识某个人，甚至是

菲比，她一直有点

问号。 [笑声]

>> 这太奇怪了。

我想这还是有道理的。

她，你知道，她的

童年很糟糕。

>> 我有一个糟糕的童年，而且我不

看色情片。

>> 是的，但你已经死在里面了。

>> 好吧。 [笑声] 好吧，我最好

收回那句话。

>> 为什么？为什么？

我看不下去。我是说，那是

菲比。

>> 是的，你说得对。我们不能。我们

不应该看这个。

>> 绝对不是。这可以追溯到，

>> 你知道。也许有一点。

只看前半部分怎么样？

>> 嘿，不。这是错误的，你们。菲是我们的

朋友。好吧，我不会看

。

>> 是的。对你有好处，乔。

[笑声]

>> [笑声]

>> 啊，我想我会在这里找到你。 N 代表

Ratul。 [笑声]

>> 自助餐，你要把你的

牛排放进我黑暗的地方吗？

>> 事实上，我有点希望

是相反的情况。

[笑声]

>> 稍等一下。她

脚踝上的是什么？

>> 你正在观察的是她的脚踝。

嗯，这很难说。

[笑声]

>> 哦天哪，她刚刚停止了动作。

>> 只是在做她的工作。 [笑声]

你这个混蛋。

>> 这是一个纹身。这很奇怪。菲比。哦，

>> 等等。那是乌苏拉。那不是菲比。

那是乌苏拉。

>> 我可以观看。倒回它。倒回它。

[欢呼]

>> 嘿。

>> 哦，怎么了？天哪，我

在做什么？

>> 嘿，你在这里做什么？

你不应该在工作吗？呃，

>> 他们送我回家。他们说如果我生病了就不能

工作。

>> 我很抱歉你生病了。

>> 我没有生病。

>> 我没有生病。生病是

周龄的事。这是为了三色堇。

>> 亲爱的，没有人认为你是

三色堇，但我们确实认为你需要一张

纸巾。 [笑声]

我已经三年多没有生过病了。

>> 我要给你拿一些纸巾。我

>> 我不需要纸巾。我很好。

>> 当你在罚款末尾加上 D 时，

你就不好了。

>> 我很好。

我很好。

[笑声]

你知道，这是一个很难说的词

。这是帕特里克.

>> 哦，嗨。

>>嗨。

>> 是的。 This is the guy I was telling you

about.是的。是的。相信我，这件

套装并不能公正地展示其下面的

内容。

[笑声]

>> 好的。但是小偷们，我不能，我只是在某件事的中间排序

。

>> 哦，好吧。是的，没关系。有

个座位。

>> 你不能这样做。

>> 也许我应该去。

>> 坐下。我们赢了。

[笑声]

>> 好的。你知道吗？也许我应该走。

>> 不，不，不。请坐。您有

个座位。

>> 雷切尔。 Rachel，你还没碰过 El 的

头发。它

>>是最柔软的头发。触摸它。

>> 我很好。雷切尔[笑声]帕特里克

真的很有钱。给她一些钱。

>> 你知道吗，菲比？这真的不值得

免费按摩。

>> 没错，帕特里克。再见。

>> 不，[笑声] Ela 更重要

合作，他会跳舞。你为瑞秋跳舞

。 [笑声]

>> 不，不，不。请不要为我跳舞。

不要

在意你们。好吧，我们来谈谈

吧。我[笑声]

>> 我是唯一一个

感到尴尬的人吗？我有点

尴尬。什。

[笑声]

>> 我来告诉你谁应该感到尴尬。

是你们。快点。这太荒谬了

。非常感谢你，但我

不需要你给我一个约会。

>> 那她为什么要我们

>> 我还在说话。然后你把

赶走了我真正喜欢的一个人。

我的意思是，无意冒犯你们。真的吗？

我的意思是，恭喜你获得所有现金

，而且你知道，你真的很好，你

确实有一头非常柔软的头发，但我宁愿

一个人去参加舞会，也不愿

再经历这些。再见。

>> 现在，您在头发上使用某种特殊的

护发素吗？ [笑声]

>> 是的。木瓜提取物。

>> 谢谢。

[笑声]

>> 我有重要的事情要告诉你。

伙计们，

[笑声]

>> 伙计们，

>> 伙计们。

>> 我要向莫妮卡求婚。

[清喉咙]

>> 我想我们必须结束冻结。

[笑声]

>> 等一下。这是真的吗？

>> 是的。看看戒指。

>> 天啊。

所以，你们两个真的很认真。

>> [笑声]

>> 是的，差不多。

>> 你你要结婚了？我的意思是，

>> 我们将成为姐夫。来这里

。 [笑声]

>> 我们又要成为朋友了

。

[笑声]

>> 什么？

>> 桥下的水。忘了它。

>> 我本来打算等到

正式发布，你知道，但我太兴奋了

。我不得不告诉你们，因为

你们是我最好的朋友。我

>> 我想我要哭了。

别再哭了。请。我刚刚甩了

一个爱哭的婴儿。我也会甩了你

[笑声]

>> 我要向莫妮卡求婚。

>> 天哪。

天啊。 [喘气]

哦，吉勒。你们会非常

高兴的。

>> 我知道。

>> 纸巾在哪里？ [笑声]

>>看看戒指。哦，不错。一又

半克拉。简单的。 [笑声]

>> 嘿嘿，二月。钱德勒将向

莫妮卡求婚。

>> 哦，我知道了。我帮忙挑选了戒指。

[笑声]

>> 你在告诉我们之前就告诉了她。

[笑声]

>> 好吧，当我正在看

戒指手册时，她走了进来。你可以

明白这一点，对吗？

伙计们，

>> 伙计们，让我问你们，为什么现在每个人

都使用这些小灯？

我记得人们过去常常使用大

灯。

>> 这是一个好故事，爷爷。

>> 嘿。

>> 嘿。

>> 哇，莫妮卡让其他人帮助

装饰她的树。有人又把她

灌醉了吗？

>> [笑声]

>> 拥有一棵装饰完美的圣诞树并不是

圣诞节的意义所在。这是关于

和你爱的人在一起。

>> 那很好。我们就完成了。多田。

[笑声]

>> 我不知道那是什么。对我来说

不太像圣诞节。

>> 哦，是的。

>> 看，现在感觉就像圣诞节一样。

>> 嘿，

>> 嘿，看看。这太令人难以置信了。

乔伊已经屏住呼吸

近四分钟了。

[笑声]

>> 老兄，他想杀我吗？

>> 我想问你一件事。

>> 嗯嗯。什么？嗯，好吧，既然我要搬出去

，而且你又那么漂亮，嗯，

我搬去和你住怎么样？

>> 嗯，那就太好了，但是

我们要对丹尼斯做什么呢？ [笑声]

>> 谁是丹尼斯？

>> 我的室友。你有室友吗？是的。

丹妮丝。丹妮丝.

>> 嘿，有什么秘密吗，菲比？

啊？那么这个丹妮丝呢？她

很可爱。

>> 我明白了。你怎么可能有一个我们都不认识的

室友？

>> 也许是因为你从来不听

我说的任何话。我一直在谈论她

。丹妮丝。

>> 嘿，格蕾丝。听。我在想，呃，

我要在

我家多一个房间。

>> 哦，确实如此。

>> 是的。你为什么不搬来和我一起住呢？

会很棒的。我们可以

熬夜聊天、看电影，而你

知道“裸体星期四”，对吗？

>> 是的。是的。我想我会找到自己的

位置。

>> 嘿。嘿。我以为裸体星期四只是

我们的事，伙计。

>> 大家好。

>> 嘿。

>> 嘿。怎么了？好吧，这只是

这是我

讨厌的情况之一。你知道，一家按摩诊所给了我

三张摩根大通博物馆头盔毛皮

展览的门票。

>> 现在你想你必须和他们一起睡

。

>> [笑声]

>> 不不，只是他给了我三张

票，而我们有六个人。

>> 我会放弃我的票。我也是。

[笑声]

>> 好吧，太慷慨了。

>> 我认为罗斯也很慷慨。

[笑声]

>> 太棒了。好吧，那就只有我们女孩了。

太棒了。

>> 是的。 [笑声]

>> 那么，展览是什么？

>> 大部分只是嗯

女同性恋爱情场景的照片，其中散布着

视频游戏和免费三明治。

>> [笑声]

>> 天啊，什么是[笑声]

>> 嘿，罗斯。听。钱德勒带你

这个周末去女同性恋三明治博物馆

。

>> 我们可以进来吗？我们快要死了

。

>> 进来吧。进来吧。

>> 你订婚了。

>> [欢呼]

[尖叫]

>> 这是我

以来最不嫉妒的一次。

>> 哦不，等等。不，这是错误的。罗斯

不在这里。

>>哦。

>> 哦，HILLY 已经这样做了三次了。 HE

KNOWS WHAT IT'S ABOUT.

>> 好的，就是这样。

>> 您确定您[音乐]想要执行

这个操作吗？

[笑声]

>> 你好，夫人。兄弟，

你雷切尔。

[笑声]

>> 哇哦。我的天啊。 [笑声]

>> 来吧。树叶。匆忙。匆忙。匆忙。

快点。匆忙。

>> 好的。

>> 天啊。大家都结婚了吗？

>> 教堂内禁止跑步。嘿，

你不要给我任何你的嘿，

>> 嘿，

>> 嘿。 [笑声]

>> 你们在这儿做什么？

>> 罗斯和瑞秋给我们留言说

他们要结婚了。这不是

你们来这里的原因吗？

>> 是的，彼得，我们为什么不呢？

>> 否则我们为什么会在这里？

[笑声]

>> 那么，发生了什么？我们错过了吗？我们

实际上错过了。

>> 好吧，如果你

可以在教堂里跑步，也许你就不会这么做。

>> 这太疯狂了。有什么大不了的？你

知道，这并不是真正的

婚姻。

什么？

>> 是的。如果您在维加斯结婚，

您只是在维加斯结婚。

>> 你在说什么？如果您在维加斯

结婚，那么您在任何地方都已结婚

。

>> 真的吗？

天啊。

啊。好吧，

>> 嗨。

>> 嘿。

>> 哦，怎么了？

>> 好吧，[清喉咙]

你知道我看到的通灵者吗？

>> 是的。好吧，她告诉我这周我

就会死去，所以我对此感到有点沮丧

。

>> 什么？

>> 是的。我知道你们对通灵术了解不多

，但是

几乎是你们能得到的

最糟糕的通灵术。

[笑声]

>> 这太疯狂了。

>> 我不敢相信她会对你说

。

>> 是的，亲爱的。你不相信她，是吗

？我不知道。她，你知道，说

我会生三胞胎，但她也说其中一个

是黑人。

>> 只是出于好奇，她有没有告诉你

你打算怎么走？不，因为她

直到

课程结束时才告诉我我会死。我

不会再浪费一个小时

在那里。我的意思是，我只剩下一周

了，你知道吗？我现在真的必须开始

生活了。

>> 嘿。嘿，F。你还活着。

>> 你感觉怎么样？哦，等待死亡真是

令人筋疲力尽。

>> [笑声]

>> 哦，顺便问一下，你认为你

>> 小偷吗？你在干什么？

>> 我正在为我的死亡做好准备。

你不认为我死了吗？那不是

关闭了吗？

>> 哦，是的。吓死我了。我

以为我们永远失去了你。

小斐，你想躺下吗？

>> 是的。谢谢。听着，你能帮我

一个忙吗？你能在

几个小时后叫醒我吗？你知道，如果可以的话。

>> [欢呼]

>> 嘿。嘿。听听这个。

我的阅读错误。我不会

死。

>> 真的吗？你怎么知道？

>> 因为我的通灵已经死了。

>> 她一定是读错了牌。

>> 哦，对不起。她比我好。

>> 嘿，我们来烤饼干吧。

>> 嘿。嘿。嘿。

>> 听着。呃，你们认为我和珍妮有

机会吗？好吧，亲爱的，我们以前

经历过这种情况。

>> 是的，不要这样对自己。她

明确表示这不会

发生。

>> 好吧，那么好吧。我想我

不应该因为

我刚刚吻了她而感到太兴奋。

>> THAT'S RIGHT.真的吗？

>> 是的。好吧，我们拭目以待。

[笑声]

>> 你吻了她？

>> 哦，我们亲吻得真好。

[笑声]

>> 所以，你吻了她。那么，之后

发生了什么？

>> 我来这里是为了告诉你们。

所以，她只是在那里等

你。

[笑声]

>> 这些页面粘在一起。

>> 钱德勒。 [笑声]

>> 天哪。她她做了半个英国

小蛋糕和

半个牧羊人馅饼。

>> [音乐]

>> 是的，这太好了，我要

去阳台上欣赏

>> 这样我就可以一边欣赏风景一边享用

我的甜点。

>> I've got to call my friend Mary and tell

her how good this is from Monica's room.

>> 我帮你拨号。

我要去洗手间，这样我

就可以一边吃

一边照镜子。 [笑声]

>> 好的。现在，那到底是怎么回事？难道

味道不好吗？让我试试

吧。

>> 号。号

[笑声]

全部完成。

[笑声]

太好了。

也许简还剩下一些。 [笑声]

尝起来像脚。 [笑声]

我喜欢。

[笑声]

你在开玩笑吗？有什么不喜欢的？

蛋奶冻，不错。果酱，不错。有肉，不错。

[笑声]

所以，一只鸟抓住了它，然后

[笑声]

然后试图带着它飞走，

然后把它扔在街上。

[笑声]

>> 是的。但如果有什么安慰的话，在

那只鸟掉下它之前，他似乎很喜欢

它。 [笑声]

>> 这是我最喜欢的部分。是的，我也是。

[笑声]

>> 哦，你知道什么比这更悲伤吗？

小鹿斑比。

那部电影我哭了三天。

不，等等，两个，因为第三天我的

母亲自杀了。所以，我

为此哭泣。 [哼哼]

[笑声]

>> 好吧，现在看看我可以看到哭

了。但小鹿斑比是一部动画片。

>> 小鹿斑比的母亲去世时你没有哭吗？

>> 是的，当

停止画鹿时，我感到非常难过。

>> 我谢谢你。

哦，

>>咖啡。

[笑声]

>> 我们要聊什么？

你们昨晚做了什么或者[笑]

什么？昨晚发生了什么？没有什么。

昨晚什么都没发生。

>> 嗯嗯。罗斯邀请我们大家一起观看。

Ra，我们不会错过我们的朋友

结婚的。

>> 谁结婚了？

>> 你做到了？

>> 什么？ [笑声]

>> 你好？我们没有结婚。

>> 结婚了？这太荒谬了。

[笑声]

[鼓掌]

>> 等等，等等，等等，等等。我记得

在一座教堂里。等等，当我们

让我们结婚。

喝醉的时候，他们他们不会

你喝醉了他们就会让你结婚。大多数在维加斯

结婚的人都喝醉了。

>> 不，我现在喝醉了。

>> 我早餐不能吃含羞草。

我正在度假。

>> 你们打算做什么？哦，我

想我们刚刚找到了一位离婚律师。

>> 嗯，我想罗斯已经有了

一个。

>> 现在，这个是免费的，对吧？因为您

支付了前两个的费用，所以您可以免费获得

第三个。

笑吧。但这是你的笑话

，因为我们不需要离婚。

好的。我们我们只是要获得

废止。废除？罗斯.我不

认为手术是解决问题的办法。

>> 哦。哦，那是你的事。

>> 什么？

>> 你就是那个东西。你知道你是

那个离婚的人。

>> 那不是我的事。

我不喜欢离婚。

>> 是的，你知道。这是你们第三次离婚。

天啊，你这么喜欢离婚。我

可能会嫁给它，然后

[笑声]

那就行不通了。所以，你

必须离婚。离婚的家伙。

[笑声]

我醉了。天哪，

Days of Our Lives 中的乔伊·特里瓦尼 (Joey Trivani) 刚刚走进这里。

>> Ra，他是我们的朋友。

>> 您是 Drake Reaore 博士的朋友。

>> 与

德雷克成为朋友有点困难，因为他的日程很忙，而且

他并不真实。 [笑声]

>> 嘿。嘿。或者我可以什么时候把我的键盘

带到这里。

>> 他来了。他要过来了乔伊。

>> 我知道。这里。这里。

>> 哦，

不。这是我的朋友雷切尔。我们一起上

高中。 [笑声]

>> 我

我爱你在那场节目中。不，

>> 我每天都看着你。我的意思是，当你

取出自己的肾脏来拯救你的

前妻时，尽管她试图杀死

你。

>> 嗯，很高兴见到粉丝。

>> 她没疯吧？

>> 那么，呃，你好吗？ [笑声]

[英语]

Hey, you guys, guess what? Barry and

Mindy are getting a divorce. Oh my god.

>> What is the matter with you?

>> No. Barry and Mindy.

>> Oh, sorry. I hear divorce. I immediately

go to Ross. [laughter]

>> Who? Who's Barry and Mindy?

>> Barry was the guy that I almost married.

And Mindy was my best friend.

>> Oh. Oh. Wasn't he cheating on you with

her?

>> Yeah, but that just means that he was

falling asleep on top of her instead of

me.

God, can you imagine if I'd actually

married him? I mean, how different would

my life be?

>> I know what you mean. I've always

wondered how different my life would be

if if id never gotten divorced.

>> Which time?

>> The first time. [laughter]

>> No, seriously. Imagine if Carol hadn't

realized she was a lesbian.

>> I can't. I keep seeing it the good way.

>> I bet I'd still be doing my karate.

Towards the end of our marriage, I was

doing a lot of karate as a way of

releasing the tension from, you know,

not doing anything else physical.

>> Maybe the problem was you were

pronouncing it karate. [laughter]

>> On the platform, ready to dance the

world into the new millennium and the

guy yells, "Cut?"

>> Wait, so you guys are telling me that

you actually did the routine from 8th

grade?

Yeah, but of course we had to update it

a little bit. But hey, by the way, quick

thinking about catching me.

[laughter]

>> Yeah, cuz I was going to say there's no

way you could have done the end the way

you guys did it back then. [laughter]

>> What? We could do it.

>> I don't know. I mean, you were a lot

bigger. I mean, stronger back then.

>> I can do it. Okay, come on. Let's go.

>> [laughter]

>> One, two, three, four, five, six, seven,

eight.

>> I can't do it.

>> Now you do that, you're on TV.

>> That is the most beautiful engagement

ring ever.

>> Yeah, well, you should know. You bought

like a billion of them. [laughter]

>> Yeah, you didn't get one.

>> Okay. Well, tonight's the big night.

>> Hey, listen. How are you going to ask

her?

>> It is going to be perfect. I am taking

her to her favorite restaurant, I'm

going to get her a bottle of the

champagne that she really loves,

therefore knows how expensive it is.

>> Then when the glasses are full, instead

of proposing a toast, I'm just going to

propose.

>> It sounds perfect.

>> You're going to mess it up. Let me do

it.

>> I'm not going to mess it up.

>> If she says no, can I have the ring?

>> She's not going to say no.

>> If

>> [laughter]

>> Hey.

>> Hey.

>> Hey.

[laughter]

>> Give it.

>> It's gone.

>> Phoebe.

>> I'm not.

[laughter]

>> We're practically kissing.

>> Ross, listen. You want anything to

drink? Cuz I'm heading up there.

>> Uh, yeah. I'll I'll take a coffee.

Thanks, Brand. Sure.

>> Coffee?

>> No.

>> Coffee? Cuz I'm going up there.

>> Oh, no. Thank you. [laughter]

>> You guys need anything? Cuz I'm heading

up there.

>> I'd love a ice water.

>> You got it.

[laughter]

>> Joey, what are you doing?

>> Just being friendly.

>> Joey, I I don't think you're supposed to

go back there.

>> No, no, it's okay. Right, Gunther?

>> Don't wink at me. [laughter]

Put on your apron.

>> Okay. [laughter]

I don't see you asking any other paying

customers to put on aprons. [laughter]

>> Joey, do you work here?

>> No.

>> Waiter.

>> Yeah.

[music]

>> Joey, what's going on? Why didn't you

tell us you work here? Well, that

that's kind of embarrassing, you know? I

mean, I was an actor. Now I'm a waiter

supposed to go in the other direction.

>> So's your apron. You're wearing it like

a cape.

>> I mean, the job's easy and the money's

good, you know? And I guess if I'm going

to be hanging out here anyway, I might

as well get paid for it, right? Just

feel kind of weird serving you guys, you

know?

>> Joey, come on. I did it and it was fine.

Yeah. Why would it be weird? Hey, Joey.

Uh, can I get some coffee?

>> Okay, I guess it doesn't seem that

weird.

>> Seriously, I I asked you before. You

still haven't gotten it.

See, now it's weird again.

>> I think it's great that you work here.

You're going to make a lot of money. And

here is your first tip.

Don't eat yellow snow.

215 coffee house.

Well, you know what? This is great.

Finally, I have someone I can pass on my

wisdom to. Let me tell you about a

couple things I learned while working at

the coffee house. Um, first of all, the

customer is always right. A smile goes a

long way.

And if anyone is ever rude to you,

sneeze muffin.

>> Thanks, Rage.

Hey, look, you guys are just terrific,

you know. Now, how about clearing out of

here so I can get some new customers?

Huh? It's all about turnover.

>> Joey,

seriously, can I get my coffee?

>> I'm sorry, Ross. I'll get it for you

right now. And since I made you wait,

I'll toss in a free muffin.

>> Uh, Phoebe's not here, is she?

>> No. Oh, great. Did you get a movie?

>> [applause]

>> Uh [cheering]

yeah. Yeah. But uh I don't think it's

the kind you're going to like.

>> You didn't get more movies that are

going to have us reaching for the

tissues all night, did you? [laughter]

[cheering]

[applause]

>> Sort of.

[cheering and applause]

>> Guys, what's going on?

>> PHOE'S A PORN STAR.

>> [laughter]

>> WHAT?

>> Phoebe Buffet in Buffet the vampire

layer.

>> My god, that's Phoebe. Where did you get

that?

>> Well, down at the adult video place on

Bleecker. And And I saw Joey was about

to go in, so I ran in ahead of him to to

surprise him. And And [laughter] then

then I pretended that I didn't know he

was in there.

>> [laughter]

>> Wow. I mean, I just can't I can't

believe this, you know? I mean, you

think you know someone, even even

Phoebe, who's always been somewhat of a

question mark. [laughter]

>> This is so bizarre.

I guess it kind of makes sense though.

She, you know, she had such a terrible

childhood.

>> I had a terrible childhood and I don't

do porn.

>> Yes, but you're dead inside.

>> All right. [laughter] Well, I better

take that back.

>> Why? Why?

I can't watch that. I mean, that's

Phoebe.

>> Yeah, you're right. We can't. We

shouldn't watch that.

>> Absolutely not. That goes back,

>> you know. Maybe a little bit. How about

just the first half?

>> Hey, no. THIS IS WRONG, YOU GUYS. PHOE'S

OUR FRIEND. WELL, I'm not going to watch

it.

>> Yeah. Good for you, Joe.

[laughter]

>> [laughter]

>> Ah, I thought I'd find you here. N for

Ratul. [laughter]

>> Buffet, are you going to plunge your

steak into my dark places?

>> Actually, I was kind of hoping it would

be the other way around.

[laughter]

>> Hold on a second. What is that on her

ankle?

>> Her ankle is what you're watching.

Well, it's hard to tell.

[laughter]

>> Oh gosh, she just stopped moving.

>> Just doing her job. [laughter]

You sick bastard.

>> It's a tattoo. That's weird. Phoebe. Oh,

>> wait. That's Ursula. That's not Phoebe.

That is Ursula.

>> I CAN WATCH THAT. REWIND IT. REWIND IT.

[cheering]

>> HEY.

>> OH, what's up? OH MY GOD, WHAT AM I

DOING?

>> HEY, what are you doing here? Shouldn't

you be at work? Uh,

>> they sent me home. They said I can't

work if I'm sick.

>> I'm so sorry that you're sick.

>> I'm not sick.

>> I don't get sick. Getting sick is for

weeklings. It's for pansies.

>> Honey, no one thinks that you're a

pansy, but we do think that you need a

tissue. [laughter]

I have not been sick in over 3 years.

>> I'm going to grab you some tissue. I

>> I don't need a tissue. I'm fine.

>> When you put a D at the end of fine,

you're not fine.

>> I'm fine.

I'm fine.

[laughter]

You know, it's a really hard word to

say. This is Patrick.

>> Oh, hi.

>> Hi.

>> Yeah. This is the guy I was telling you

about. Yeah. Yeah. And believe me, this

suit does not do justice to what's

underneath it.

[laughter]

>> Okay. But thieves, I can't I'm just sort

of in the middle of something.

>> Oh, okay. Yeah, that's okay. Have a

seat.

>> You can't do that.

>> Maybe I should go.

>> Sit down. We're winning.

[laughter]

>> Okay. You know what? Maybe I should go.

>> NO, NO, NO. HAVE A SEAT. You have a

seat.

>> Rachel. Rachel, you haven't touched El's

hair. It

>> is the softest hair. touch it.

>> I'm good. Rachel [laughter] Patrick is

really rich. Give her some money.

>> You know what, Phoebe? This isn't really

worth the free massage.

>> That's right, Patrick. Bye-bye.

>> No, [laughter] Ela is much more

cooperative and he can dance. You dance

for Rachel. [laughter]

>> No, no, no. Don't dance for me, please.

Don't

matter with you guys. Okay, let's talk

it out. I [laughter]

>> Am I the only one that this is

embarrassing for? I'm a little

embarrassed. Sh.

[laughter]

>> I'll tell you who should be embarrassed.

It's you guys. Come on. This is

ridiculous. Thank you very much, but I

do not need you to give me a date.

>> Then why did she ask us to

>> I am still talking. And then you chase

away the one guy that I actually liked.

I mean, no offense to you guys. Really?

I mean, congratulations on all the cash

and and YOU KNOW, YOU REALLY WELL, you

do have very soft hair, but I would much

rather go to the ball all by myself than

go through anymore of this. Goodbye.

>> Now, do you use some sort of special

CONDITIONER ON THAT HAIR? [laughter]

>> YES. Papaya extract.

>> Thank you.

[laughter]

>> I got something important to tell you.

Guys,

[laughter]

>> guys,

>> guys.

>> I'm going to ask Monica to marry me.

[clears throat]

>> I think we got to end the freeze out.

[laughter]

>> Wait a minute. Is this Is this for real?

>> Yeah. Check out the ring.

>> Oh my god.

So, you two are really serious.

>> [laughter]

>> Yeah, pretty much.

>> You You're going to get married? I mean,

>> we're going to be brothersin-law. Come

here. [laughter]

>> And and and we're going to be friends

again.

[laughter]

>> What?

>> Water under the bridge. Forget it.

>> I was going to wait till it was

official, you know, but I got so

excited. I just had to tell you guys cuz

you're my best friend. I

>> think I'm going to cry.

No more crying. Please. I just dumped

one cry baby. I'll dump you, too.

[laughter]

>> I'm going to ask Monica to marry me.

>> Oh my god.

Oh my god. [gasps]

Oh, Jiller. You guys are going to be so

happy.

>> I know.

>> Where's all the tissue? [laughter]

>> Check out the ring. Oh, nice. One and a

half karat. Easy. [laughter]

>> Hey, hey, Febs. Chandler's going to ask

Monica TO MARRY HIM.

>> OH, I KNOW. I HELPED PICK out the ring.

[laughter]

>> You told her before you told us.

[laughter]

>> Well, she walked in while I was looking

at the ring brochures. You can

understand that, right?

Guys,

>> guys, let me ask you, why is everybody

using these tiny little lights nowadays?

I remember when people used to use big

lights.

>> That's a good story, Grandpa.

>> Hey.

>> Hey.

>> Wow, Monica's letting other people help

decorate her tree. Did someone get her

drunk again?

>> [laughter]

>> Having a perfectly decorated tree is not

what Christmas is about. It's about

being with the people that you love.

>> That is nice. And we're done. Tada.

[laughter]

>> I don't know what it is. Just doesn't

quite feel like Christmas to me.

>> Oh, yes.

>> See, now it feels like Christmas.

>> Hey,

>> hey, check it out. This is unbelievable.

Joey has been holding his breath for

almost four minutes.

[laughter]

>> Dude, is he trying to kill me?

>> I want to ask you something.

>> Uhhuh. What? Um, well, since I'm moving

out and and you're so beautiful, um, how

about I move in with you?

>> Well, that would be great, but then what

do we do about Denise? [laughter]

>> Who's Denise?

>> My roommate. You have a roommate? Yes.

Denise. Denise.

>> Hey, what is with the secrecy, Phoebe?

Huh? And what about this Denise? She

cute.

>> I understand. How can you have a

roommate that none of us know about?

>> Maybe because you never listen to

anything that I say. I TALK ABOUT HER

ALL THE TIME. DENISE.

>> HEY, GRACE. LISTEN. I was thinking, uh,

I'm going to have an extra room over at

my place.

>> Oh, that's true.

>> Yeah. Why don't you move in with me?

It'll be great. We could like stay up

late talking and watch movies and you

know about Naked Thursdays, right?

>> Yeah. Yeah. I think I'm going to find my

own place.

>> Hey. Hey. I thought Naked Thursdays was

just our thing, man.

>> Hi, you guys.

>> Hey.

>> Hey. What's the matter? Well, it's just

it's one of these situations that I just

hate. You know, a massage clinic gave me

three tickets to the helmet pelts

exhibit at the Morgan Chase Museum.

>> Now you're thinking you got to sleep

with them.

>> [laughter]

>> No, no, it's just that he gave me three

tickets and there are six of us.

>> I'll give up my ticket. Me, too.

[laughter]

>> Okay, that's so generous.

>> And I think Ross is generous, too.

[laughter]

>> Great. Okay, then it's just us girls.

Great.

>> Yeah. [laughter]

>> So, what what is the exhibit?

>> It's mostly just photographs of um

lesbian love scenes interspersed with

video games AND FREE SANDWICHES.

>> [laughter]

>> OH MAN, what's [laughter]

>> Hey, Ross. Listen. Chandler got you out

of going to the lesbian sandwich museum

this weekend.

>> Can we come in yet? WE'RE DYING OUT

HERE.

>> Come in. Come in.

>> You're engaged.

>> [cheering]

[screaming]

>> This is the least jealous I've ever

been.

>> Oh no, wait. No, this is wrong. Ross

isn't here.

>> Oh.

>> Oh, HILLY'S DONE THIS THREE TIMES. HE

KNOWS WHAT IT'S ABOUT.

>> OKAY, this is it.

>> Are you sure you [music] want to do

this?

[laughter]

>> Hello, MRS. BRO,

you Rachel.

[laughter]

>> Whoa. Oh my god. [laughter]

>> Come on. Leaves. Hurry. Hurry. Hurry.

Hurry. Hurry.

>> Okay.

>> Oh my god. Is everybody getting married?

>> There's no running in the chapel. Hey,

don't you give me any of your Hey,

>> hey,

>> hey. [laughter]

>> What are you guys doing here?

>> Ross and Rachel left us a message saying

they were getting married. Isn't that

why you guys are here?

>> Yes, Peter, why wouldn't we?

>> Why else would we be here?

[laughter]

>> Well, what happened? Did we miss it? We

actually missed it.

>> Well, maybe you wouldn't have if you

could run in the chapel.

>> This is insane. What's the big deal? You

know, it's not like it's a real

marriage.

What?

>> Yeah. If you get married in Vegas,

you're only married in Vegas.

>> What are you talking about? If you get

married in Vegas, you're married

everywhere.

>> Really?

Oh my god.

Ah. Well,

>> hi.

>> Hey.

>> Oh, what's the matter?

>> Well, [clears throat]

you know that psychic I see?

>> Yeah. Well, she told me that I'm going

to die this week, so I'm kind of bummed

about that.

>> What?

>> Yeah. And I know you guys don't know a

lot about psychic readings, but that one

is pretty much the worst one you can

get.

[laughter]

>> That's crazy.

>> I can't believe she would say that to

you.

>> Yeah, honey. You don't believe her, do

you? I don't. She, you know, said that

I'd have triplets, but she also said one

of them would be black.

>> Just out of curiosity, did she tell you

how you're going to go? No, cuz she

didn't tell me I was going to die till

the very end of the session. And I was

not going to waste a whole other hour

there. I mean, I've only got a week

left, you know? I've really got to start

living now.

>> Hey. Hey, f. You're still alive.

>> How are you feeling? Oh, it's so

exhausting waiting for death.

>> [laughter]

>> Oh, by the way, do you think you

>> thieves? What are you doing?

>> I was preparing you for my death. Didn't

you think I was dead? Did that not come

off?

>> Oh, yeah. Scared the hell out of me. I

thought we'd lost you forever.

Fibs, do you want to lie down?

>> Yeah. Thanks. And listen, can you do me

a favor? Could you just um wake me up in

a couple hours? You know, if you can.

>> [cheering]

>> Hey. Hey. Listen to this.

My reading was wrong. I'm not going to

die.

>> Really? How do you know?

>> Because my psychic is dead.

>> She must have read the cards wrong.

>> Oh, I'm sorry. Better her than me.

>> Hey, let's bake cookies.

>> Hey. Hey. Hey.

>> Listen. Uh, you guys think I have a

chance with Janine? Well, honey, we have

been through this before.

>> Yeah, don't do this to yourself. She

made it pretty clear it is not going to

happen.

>> Well, all right then. I guess I

shouldn't get too excited about the fact

that I JUST KISSED HER.

>> THAT'S RIGHT. REALLY?

>> YEAH. WELL, we'll see.

[laughter]

>> You kissed her?

>> Oh, we kissed it up real nice.

[laughter]

>> So, you kissed her. So, what happened

after that?

>> I came over here to tell you guys.

So, she's just waiting over there for

you.

[laughter]

>> The pages are stuck together.

>> Chandler. [laughter]

>> Oh my god. She She made half an English

trifle and

half a shepherd's pie.

>> [music]

>> Yeah, this is so good that I'm going to

go enjoy it on the balcony

>> so I can enjoy the view whilst I enjoy

my dessert.

>> I've got to call my friend Mary and tell

her how good this is from Monica's room.

>> I'll help you dial.

I'm going to go into the bathroom so I

can look at it in the mirror as I eat

it. [laughter]

>> Okay. Now, what was that all about? Is

it Does it not taste good? Let me try

it.

>> No. No.

[laughter]

All done.

[laughter]

So good.

Maybe Jan has some left. [laughter]

That tastes like feet. [laughter]

I like it.

[laughter]

Are you kidding? What's not to like?

Custard, good. Jam, good. Meat, good.

[laughter]

So, a bird just grabbed it and then

[laughter]

and then tried to fly away with it and

and then just dropped it on the street.

[laughter]

>> Yes. But if it's any consolation, before

the bird dropped it, he seemed to enjoy

it. [laughter]

>> This is my favorite part. Yeah, me too.

[laughter]

>> Oh, you know what's sadder than this?

Bambi.

I cried for three days with that movie.

No, wait, two, cuz on the third day my

mother killed herself. So, I was partly

crying for that. [snorts]

[laughter]

>> Well, see now that I can see crying

over. But Bambi is a cartoon.

>> You didn't cry when Bambi's mother died?

>> Yes, it was very sad when the guy

stopped drawing the deer.

>> I thank you.

Oh,

>> coffee.

[laughter]

>> What are we going to talk about? What

you guys did last night or [laughter]

what? What made last night? Nothing.

Nothing uh nothing happened last night.

>> Uhhuh. Ross invited us to all to watch.

Ra, we weren't going to miss our friends

getting married.

>> Who got married?

>> You did?

>> What? [laughter]

>> Hello? We didn't get married.

>> Married? That's ridiculous.

[laughter]

[applause]

>> Wait, wait, wait, wait. I remember being

in a chapel. Wait, they they they would

not let us get married when we were that

drunk. They'll let you get married when

you're drunk. Most people getting

married in Vegas are drunk.

>> No, I'm drunk right now.

>> I can't have a mimosa with breakfast.

I'm on vacation.

>> What are you guys going to do? Oh, I

guess we just find a divorce lawyer.

>> Well, I think I think Ross already has

one.

>> Now, this one's free, right? Because you

paid for the first two, so you get the

third one for free.

Laugh it up. But the joke's on you

because we don't need to get divorced.

Okay. We We're just going to get an

anulment. An anulment? Ross. I don't

think surgery is the answer here.

>> Oh. Oh, that's your thing.

>> What?

>> You're the thing. You know that you're

the guy who gets divorced.

>> That's not my thing.

I do not love getting divorced.

>> Yes, you do. This is your third divorce.

God, you love divorce so much. I'm

probably going to marry it and then

[laughter]

then it won't work out. So, you're going

to have to divorce it. Divorcing guy.

[laughter]

I'm so drunk. God, Joey Trivani from

Days of Our Lives just walked in here.

>> Ra, he's a friend of ours.

>> You are friends with Dr. Drake Reaore.

>> It's kind of hard to be friends with

Drake because of his busy schedule and

the fact that he's not real. [laughter]

>> Hey. Hey. Or I could bring my keyboard

here sometime.

>> He's coming. He's coming over. Joey.

>> I know. Here. Here.

>> Oh,

no. This is my friend Rachel. We went to

high school together. [laughter]

>> I

I love you on that show. No,

>> I watch you every day. I mean, when you

took out your own kidney to save your

ex-wife, even though she tried to kill

you.

>> Well, it's always nice to meet the fans.

>> She's not crazy, is she?

>> So, uh, how are you doing? [laughter]

重点语法结构

• If she says no, can I have the ring?

  ➔ 第一类条件句（现在/将来真实条件）+情态动词

  ➔ “If she says no”是一个真实条件句，主句用情态动词 “can” 表示请求许可：“can I have the ring?”

• I would've married him if I hadn't been drunk.

  ➔ 第三类条件句（过去非真实条件）

  ➔ “would've married” (= would have married) 表示过去的假想结果；“if I hadn't been drunk” 是过去的非真实条件。

• I'm going to ask Monica to marry me.

  ➔ “be going to” 表示未来意图

  ➔ “I'm going to ask” 使用 “be going to” 结构，表达一个即将实现的确定计划。

• She told me that I'd have triplets, but she also said one of them would be black.

  ➔ 过去式间接引语中的将来时（would + 动词原形）

  ➔ “would have”和“would be”在报告动词（told）后使用，表示过去时点的预测。

• Don't wink at me.

  ➔ 否定祈使句

  ➔ “Don't” + 动词原形构成否定祈使句：“不要对我眨眼。”

• You shouldn't have told us you work here.

  ➔ 情态动词完成时（shouldn't have + 过去分词）

  ➔ “shouldn't have told” 表示对已经在过去完成且错误的行为感到后悔。

• I can't believe she would do that.

  ➔ 情态动词 “can” + 动词原形 + 含 “would” 的从句（表示难以置信）

  ➔ “can’t believe” 表示强烈的不相信；“would do”指过去/未来的假设或意外行为。

• I have never gotten divorced.

  ➔ 现在完成时否定

  ➔ “have never gotten” 使用现在完成时，表示截至目前为止未曾发生的经历。

• It sounds perfect.

  ➔ 系动词 “sounds” + 形容词（主语补足语）

  ➔ “sounds” 充当系动词，形容词 “perfect” 描述主语 “it”。