– 英语/中文 双语歌词

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[中文]

（充满活力的音乐）

- 是的！ （分散）

嗨，朋友！

- 你好吗？

- 我们拥抱，我们拥抱。

- 我们还没见过面。

- 在这该死的一个月里！

- 是的，伙计，一个月。

今天星期几？

- 伙计，说实话，我不知道。

- 你什么时候去博卡的？

- 一切都是模糊的。 （笑）

一个月过去了。

但我觉得我们做了 保持联系做得很好。

- 是啊是啊 - 我们通过 Skype 进行了通话。

- 我们每天都会发短信。

- 但是，男孩，这样好吗？ 看到你那张愚蠢的脸。

- 噢，是的。 - 我们想念你。

让我们把它解决掉。

你没来大熊，

所以我不用绞死 这个周末和你一起出去。

- 没错，是的。

- 我们所有的听众 在我的 Instagram 上评论

“Kayte 他妈的在哪儿？”

- 凯特花了一点时间 心理健康周末，

，她需要检查一下 回到自己身边

并度过一个愉快的周末 和皮特一起坐在电视机前。

- 是的，不是和她的朋友一起， 这完全没问题。

- 你们去他妈的俱乐部了。

我会死的。

我生病了，你们这些白痴。

- 好吧，那不是我的错。

不要叫我们白痴，因为你

是因为在费城喝酒而生病的 还有下雪之类的。

- 听着，我他妈的那天告诉过你了。

我们都在凯尔西的公寓里。

我当时想，“伙计们，110% 我要保释了。”

“你们都知道这一点。”

然后你们说， “不，凯特，不要保释。”

- 哇。 - 这基本上是说，#​​{40}“不，不要做你自己。” - 哇。

...

哇，哇！ - 我告诉过你我要保释。

- 好吧，好吧，当我们预订时 这次他妈的旅行，

我们都在我的房间里，我说，

“我不会把这个记在我的信用卡上

“除非你们俩都同意去。”

- 我同意付款。

- 好吧，听众们，你们听到了 - 我付了钱。

- 我说的对吗？ - 我付了钱。

- 事情是这样的。

你下午保释了 在我们应该走之前。

- 是的，因为我想去，但是

我真的很累。

我当时—— - 是的，伙计，

我不怪你。

我真的打电话给弗雷迪

，我当时想，“伙计，我不怪她。”

“我明白了。”

- 我累了。

- “我们不能 说服她来。”

- 当然，我在费城很愤怒。

我从来没有在费城见过我的朋友。

我回家后当然会生气。

- 我没有怪你！

我没有责怪你。

- 我为此付出了代价， 然后肖娜就得走了。

所以你们玩得很开心 与肖娜共度周末。

- 我想说，这是偶然的

因为我们的朋友 Shauna，

我们实际上要找的人 稍后作为我们的客人...

- 是的。

- 即将到来。

- 你应该付钱给我。

- 没有。 - 是的。

- 我为什么要这么做？

- 因为你过得很愉快 周末因为我没去。

- 哇，那是你放的 我嘴里的话。

- 你周末过得愉快吗？

- 伙计，我真的不想说太多

我们的处境有多糟糕 最好的办法。

- 哦，是的。

- 我给每个人发了短信 群聊，就像，

“嘿，每个人都给我发短信说他们想要的零食

“比如佳得乐或其他什么。”

然后立即茉莉花 回信，多力多滋，

炸薯条墨西哥切达干酪 奶酪酱，附有照片，

和三瓶莫斯卡托。

（笑）

我们去了两个人 天，两天半。

所以，这就是茉莉的命令。

我的是 Jamo 和 Cheetos 的手柄。

弗雷迪想要健怡可乐。

- 您刚刚给 Jameson Jamo 打电话了吗？

- 这就是我们他妈的称呼 在肮脏的南方，宝贝。

- 哦，孩子。

- 这么说吧，酒精

比这个小屋里的其他东西都多。

- 我真他妈庆幸我没有去。

- 老兄，你实际上已经死了。

- 是的，我喝醉了 连续两周。

- 我们确实看到一个人差点死掉。

我们在舞池里。

不，我们正在他妈的 舞池和这个家伙，

这个小家伙， 他看起来像个体操运动员。

我们后来发现， 他是一名奥林匹克体操运动员。

（笑） - 哦，压力，

压力给了他。

他把它喝掉了。 - 是的，所以我们都

他妈的剪了它 舞池，杀掉那个狗屎。

他做了那件事，支持

人群，围成一个大圈。

我们会说，“哦，他是 正打算做点什么坏事。”

然后他走到中间。

就在他要做后空翻时，

一些愚蠢的喝醉的婊子走了过来 直接后空翻

，他他妈的脖子着地了！

每个人都说，“哦，糟糕！”

我们确实认为这家伙死了。

他没有继续前进 地面，然后字面上 -

- 他会参加下一届奥运会吗？

- 真的，我不知道这

- 她搞砸了吗？ - 对他来说是有可能的。

- 谁会去大熊镇的俱乐部？

你们疯了。

- 这就是所有要做的事情 有饮料和电臀舞。

- 事情是这样的。

我持观望态度，这很有趣。

我持观望态度， 就像，“我应该走了。”

“我会带上我的电脑， 我会完成很多工作。”

- 不，绝对不是。

我们还遇到了单身派对。

嘿，女孩。

（笑）

希望你的未婚夫对我们所做的一切感到满意。

- 你们发现了什么？

你们他妈的？

出去吃饭？

（笑） - 你打算让

一直列在列表中直到我告诉你吗？

- 我别无选择。

这耗尽了性知识。

- 事情是这样的

稍微上网有什么危险 臭名昭著的是人们

喜欢在以下情况下与您进行 Snapchat 你在公共场合做事。

- 哦，不。

- 有我、弗雷迪、爵士。

当你看到我们三个在一起时...

顺便说一句，我们 看起来很可笑。

我们穿着全长毛皮大衣。

- 很奇怪。

你们有制服。

（笑）

- 是的，我们看起来像是

下一个最热门的说唱团体。

（笑）

但是很难不注意到我们

，因为我们只是很可笑。

- 嗯。

- 所以无论我们在哪里 去了，人们就像，

“哦，如果我给你买一杯，会吗？ 你会出现在我的 Snapchat 故事中吗？”

我要说什么，不是吗？

- 是的。 - 不，我不能。

我不知道该怎么做。

我们遇到了几位和蔼可亲的年轻绅士。

- 你们锄头？

- 我不想说太多。

不过，我很高兴你感觉好多了。

- 是的，我整个周六都在睡觉，

然后昨天我看了 每部《暮光之城》电影。

- 什么，我喜欢那些 愚蠢的电影！

- 我知道，我走对了 从一到最后。

我有严格的写作计划和内容，

但我没有这样做，因为...

你也可以删掉这一部分。

我觉得你会的 比如，“你为什么要这样做？”

但我迫不及待地想说话 关于爱情，就像

谈论爱情一样。 - 等等，我不会把它删掉的。

这是一件很棒的事。

- 但我以为我们会 下周再谈。

- 是的，哦，说到下周。

- 哦，是的，你必须去某个地方。

（清嗓子） 回顾一下，下周，

Kelsey 将在巴塞罗那 和她的混蛋。

所以我们必须 再做一次 Skype。

记得上周凯尔西说，

“这次旅行结束后，我们就完成了。”

所以不要在之后结束它 这次旅行，她将

从滑雪周末延长到了 巴塞罗那四日游。

- 伙计，事情是这样的，凯特。

你会做完全该死的...

天啊？ - 该死的。

- 该死的同样的事情

因为我们应该 做这样的蠢事。

我不管愿不愿意都应该预订一次

去他妈的西班牙的旅行，因为

他妈的为什么不呢？ （打嗝）

- 是的，当然。

我会这么做，呵呵。

- 我有假期。

- 你会评判我

- 我拼命工作。 - 一样多。

- 凭什么评判你？

你凭什么评判我？ - 好吧，我不是在评判，

我会说，“啊，你说的。”

你会对我说， “哦，凯特，你说的。”

“我告诉过你你会这么做的。”

- 我不明白

问题出在哪里，只要我没问题。

- 是的，是的，只要你没事。

- 我看起来不太好吗？

（笑） - 我还没有在现实生活中和你说过话。

我们得挂了 出来然后我会...

- 这就是这个播客的目的。

（清嗓子） - 你还好吗？

- 是啊！

- 好的。

你看起来非常具有防御性。

（笑）

- 因为我觉得我必须这样，

“这就是我这样做的原因。”

而不是只是说，

“为什么不采取一个愚蠢的、有趣的、 荒唐的四日游

“与同样的人 一个有趣、可笑的人？”

- 是的，当然。

我 100% 同意。

我唯一想说的是...

（笑） - 哦，男孩。

- 是不是如果...

好吧，我不想 投射任何东西，伙计。

我只是说如果是我，

我会很难过。

- 分离感情

- 是的。 - 来自

之类的旅行？

我不知道。 - 是啊，好吧。

- 我真的很兴奋能去

吃意大利面和做爱四天。

- 那就做吧，是的，伙计，做吧。

- 哟，但我又不是……

不管怎样，我们去吧 他妈的你的问题，好吗？

（笑）

我们有一家公司派给我们...

他们听说了你的...

我们怎么称呼它？

你不来。

- 对，是的。 - 他们听说你

不来。 - 心理问题。

- 是的，他们非常好。

他们送来了一个他妈的手提箱，里面装满了...

- 哦，那是你的。 - 你有不同的玩具。

这是来自 LoversPackage.com。

这不是广告。 - 不。

- 他们只是，“出于 我们内心的善良，

“哇，我们想帮助凯特来。”

（笑）

所以他们给我们每个人派了，让我们看看，

一，二，三，四，五， 六、七、八、九、10、

11 种不同的性玩具和性用品。

你有一些不同的东西，

但只是一些有趣的东西 他们确实派我们来的。

像肉桂面包口味的润滑油。

（轻笑） 他们甚至不知道

肉桂面包就像我的上衣 五种最喜欢的食物。

访问我的 Twitter，您会看到 我一直在Cinnabon。

- 嘿，Cinnabon，请给我们发送 Cinnabons。

- 系统 JO 阴蒂兴奋剂， 进化后的珍珠兔。

- 这也很好。 - 吉米简二年级。

哪些Jimmyjane产品如此神奇。

如果你们正在寻找性玩具，

Jimmyjane 非常棒。

也是我最兴奋的一个 来试试《Womanizer 2》吧！

- 哦，我这里有。

- 天哪，好色之徒是，

我们在 Buzzfeed 上制作了一个关于它的视频。

- 我有一个真正的好色之徒， 抱歉打扰您。

- 不，没关系。

- 我有一个真正的 Womanizer，

但这里还有一个小 Womanizer 需要去。

这是口红。

- 看起来像口红。

这是一个巨人，就像 你手的大小。

- 对。 - 看起来像口红。

然后你打开它，只看到口红所在位置的尖端

只是他妈的（啜饮）。

- 是的，我家里就是这么做的，

所以我可能会 把这个给艾拉。

- 但它不是声称，就像 它以

而闻名，因为它可以让你来 不到三分钟？

- 是的。 - 所以...

- 不，我没有使用它。 （笑）

我还没用过，但是...

- 等等，你什么都没用过？

- 不，我有。

珍珠兔和 那个阴蒂刺激器，

那些在家里。

- 哦，他们在家吗？ - 哦，是的，

那些已经用过，我 没有把他们带回来。

- 好吧，我们觉得怎么样？

- 我的意思是，他们很棒。

是的，感觉真的很好。

- 但是你他妈的来了吗，凯特？

- 不，不。 （叹气）

伙计们，事情是这样的。

我真的很感激 我认为这

是朝着正确方向

迈出的重要一步，就像谈论性

和探索不同的 你可能喜欢的东西。

我确实认为，就我个人而言， 我不来可能

与我在 谈论性时感到紧张。

但我认为大部分 是心理上的，

没那么多...... - 哦，100%。

- 是的，但不太像

“但是您没有使用正确的工具。”

这就像一个人说的一样，

“但如果我这么做你就会来。”

就像是“不，也许不是。”

- 但你认为你脑子里有一个想法

它应该发生吗？

- 是的。 - 那是什么？

- 嗯，我想...

（笑）

我做了很多事情。

呃，该死，好吧。 - 什么？

- 我只是听起来很悲伤。

- 不，你不！ - 我听起来会很难过。

- 你知道有多少人给我们写信吗？

从字面上看，你们有多少

- 你们不必付出 - 人们写信给我们？

- 给我打气，我走了。

进入其中。 - 谈论

他们很高兴你谈论

这件事，因为这也是 他们经历过的事情。

- 好吧，我真的从来没有感到舒服

大声说出这句话，因为我 总是觉得这么说很愚蠢，

但大多数事情 我在我的生活中这样做，我一个人做。

就像大多数事情一样。 - 是的。

一直如此。

无论我是在处理某些事情

还是在以某种方式改善自己，

甚至是任何亲密的事情 不管怎样，我都会尝试一个人做。

或者我过度补偿 与某人的关系，

例如友谊或其他什么，

我几乎把一切都与他们有关。

你知道我的意思吗？

并计划一点尝试

来帮助我自己的问题，

- 是的。 - 但是，是的，

但实际上，我认为

我真正想要的是 我从来没有谈过恋爱。

我从来没有嗯... - 你错过了。

- 我从未有过这种类型 某人

在我的空间中看到的亲密感 我公寓里所有丑陋的东西

和所有衣服

我不会立即洗 那是在我的地板上和其他东西上。

- 是的。

- 这让我大吃一惊。

我什至等不及 下周再说吧。

人们能够找到彼此，这让我大吃一惊

。

- 嗯。

- 并且是真诚的 很高兴见到对方。

- 是的。 - 然后他们就在一起了

，他们很开心。

- 是的。 - 就像他们都

一样喜欢彼此。

- 嗯，不是叫...

我想也许是你的意思 可能是，听众们，

如果我错了，请纠正我，是半性恋。

也就是说，您需要情感联系

才能达到高潮或发生性行为。

听起来也许是因为 你从来没有恋爱过。

- 是的。 - 天啊，

让我告诉你吧，

和某人一起来 与自己来

完全就像两个人 不同的经历。

- 是的。

- 这真的很可怕 和他妈的亲密。

伙计，爱情是最糟糕的 这他妈的世界上最好的事情。

你认为如果你遇到某人，

你会感到舒服吗，

“嘿，这些是这些东西 我需要又不需要

“想要又不想要 想要来吗？”

- 我不知道那些东西是什么。

正在下雨。 - 哦，呃-哦。

抱歉，如果声音不好 因为刚刚开始下雨。

- 我不知道是什么东西 那会让我...

哦，哦，这就是我要说的。

我不知道是什么东西 那会让我来。

我不知道它们是什么。

我认为这就像

亲密关系。 - 亲密。

- 我无法想象 有人看到了你所有丑陋的

部分，但仍然存在 就像，“是的，不，我喜欢它。”

因为我和其他人也这样做。

我会说，“我喜欢那个 你的一部分，我喜欢这样。”

但我再也没有感觉到它了。

- 是的。

- 我认为有一部分 我不想

自己来，只是 现在就我一个人，

因为我已经非常

非常擅长独处。

好像我很擅长似的。

- 你是吗？ - 是的，伙计。

就生存而言，是的。

- 是的。

- 我搬进搬出

我住过的每套公寓。

我不会在事情上寻求帮助。

大多数事情我完全独立完成。

如果我自己做这件事，会怎样 我还需要别人帮忙吗？

（笑）

- 我想说的是， 就像我也很独立一样。

- 是的。 - 就像，不同的情况，

显然，但我活过 我一生的大部分时间都是独自一人。

我喜欢独处。

我喜欢自己做事。

但是性和高潮， 这是...的很大一部分...

也许这就是美国生活。

我不想说生活-生活 因为我不这么认为。

但我不知道是否

对你来说并不那么重要。

- 我只是认为这是我还没有经历过的

。

我觉得这也很奇怪

因为我有很多人。

我看到你的评论。

我看到了所有消息 人们会说，

“哦，我都这个年纪了”之类的。

我们设置了类似日期的内容 在你应该的时候。

- 但没有。 - 没有。

每个人都在做事 在他们自己的时间表上。

我认为这也很奇怪

因为你就像， 哦，我已经到了一定的年龄，

所以如果我不做这件事，我就崩溃了。

- 是的。 => - 或者，我他妈的很奇怪。

我很多时候都有这样的感觉。

- 你不应该。

- 我当然不应该。

- 哦。 （笑）

只要你知道你不应该这样做。

- 但我认为这也是 我从来没有真正说过，

“哦，我想要一段关系。”

- 是的。 - 谁在乱搞？

- 我什至没有注意到， 我对你说的话非常感兴趣

。

- 但我从来没有真正说过， “哦，我想要一段关系。”

“我想要那种亲密感。”

因为在我的脑海里，我总是想，

“哦，这个看不见的东西 我

“脑子里的观众会说，

“‘不，你太丑太胖了，

你太蠢了。’” - 凯特！

- 是的，它是恒定的。

不断喜欢。

甚至不仅仅是那种亲密。

即使只是亲密 做我想做的事，

就像写我自己写的东西 想写作，想站起来。

所有这些事情 我想做的是，我有

假设的我的观点 自己最坏的想法，对吗？

最糟糕的事情 人们可能会说，然后

我会说，“哦，那就是这样 他们肯定是这么说的。”

我说服自己放弃一切。

所以，我最近才 经过很长一段时间

的治疗和很长一段时间

的尝试解决这个问题，

我想说更多 就像，“这就是我想要的。”

- 是的。 - 尽管我还不是

完美。

- 是的。 - 或者我不会（笑）。

- 我讨厌你有这样的感觉

因为我知道永远没有办法让

你的朋友知道他们有多伟大

以及他们做了多少 应得的和所有这些狗屎。

所以我不会让你觉得无聊

因为我告诉你这个 所有他妈的时间。

- 对，是的。 - 但我确实担心。

我没有，我看到了一点 在你所说的内容中，我讨厌

关于我自己的一些事情。

- 是的。 - 有时

我担心我需要另一个人来

成为某事或做某事。

- 是的，这是一条非常细的线，

对吗？ - 是的。

- 我在治疗中经常谈论这个问题。

我不希望别人的外部验证

让我自我感觉更好。

我确实认为它符合这条线。

因为有时我会得到 就像迷恋一个人一样。

我一直在做这样的事情。

- 是的。 - 哦，我喜欢他们。

- 是的。 - 这是注定的，

然后我着迷，我仍然 弄清楚所有这些，

但我认为这是一种渴望亲密关系的方式

，但实际上却没有让 你自己有你需要的东西。

所以它仍然保留 与它保持一臂距离。

当然，您不会

爱上一个您从未真正见过的人。

- 是的。

- 它们是 您希望它们成为什么。

- 伙计，坠入爱河真是太可怕了。

太可怕了。

- 是的。 - 因为你就像...

天哪，如果你认为 现在你不

知道某人是否喜欢你，这很糟糕 或者不是，真的，即使...

我也遇到过这种情况 两个人，

就像我们都说过“我 爱你”同时

无论是他们先说还是我先说

当我们都说的时候，并且 然后我们会说，

“我不知道你是否 我们会说回来的！”

- 是的。 - 就像，

，但你有所有这些感觉

，你疯了。

你觉得，好吧，如果 我说了，他们却没有

回复，或者如果我 说出来但我不是这个意思？

或者类似，“如果我 等我喝醉了再说？”

我曾经在我们去过的地方发生过这种事 之前在做爱之后说过。

然后我回顾我们的关系

，我想，“那不是爱。”

这太可怕了。

- 是的。 - 我想我

故意封闭自己 从那以后就不再拥有它

我的关系不好。

我还没有重新恋爱。

关系还不错，就是那个 结果对我来说不太好。

我非常难过。

我没有让自己变得脆弱，

我想我很善良 变得坚强

因为我很害怕 再次受伤。

什么？ （笑）

这他妈的是什么样的启示？

或者说现在我更容易

喜欢伤害别人 而不是受伤

，因为这太可怕了。

- 是的。 - 我为你感到害怕。

- 是的，哇。 - 我很害怕。

- 我们在频谱的两端做同样的事情

。

所以你伤害了其他人 在他们伤害你之前。

在别人拒绝我之前，我会伤害自己并拒绝自己

。

- 他妈的。

- 是的。 - 我们很糟糕。

- 不，我们只是人类。

- 哦，上帝保佑我们。 - 我们只是人类，我们

又傻又蠢。

- 我们又傻又蠢。 - 我们又傻又蠢。

- 不过我们也很有趣。

- 我不知道。

我认为这确实是 对我个人来说很重要。

每个人都在走自己的路或者其他什么。

但我确实想要某种关系，

并且我希望它是真实的。

很多这样的东西都在我的脑海里。

我会迷恋的 某人，就像...

（喘气）

- 你们一起规划自己的一生。

- 这就是我空闲时间所做的一切。

然后在我意识到之前，

我一整天都在做白日梦。

然后我会说，“天啊，

“这个周末我什么也没做。”

然后如果我说话的话 对他们来说，他们会说，

“你这个周末做了什么？”

我会说，“我想到了我们的吻。”

（笑）

“我想到了我们的孩子

“我带领我们度过了第一次争吵。”

- 你认为会是什么样子...

你正在使用应用程序。

你并没有真正去约会。 - 我删除了所有应用程序。

- 你想要什么？

你想做什么 让这成为现实？

- 这就是我现在所在的地方 有点难受。

我不知道。

我不知道我是否可以 再次尝试这些应用程序。

我认为这是另一回事 是我对约会的想法非常排斥

， 尽管我想这么做。

我想我想和某人约会。

所以我就想，“啊，Tinder 太糟糕了。”

或者，“Bumble 糟透了”，或者其他什么。

- 确实很糟糕。

- 这真的很难，我 我想，因为我认为

这真的很难 只查看某人的照片

，然后查看他们的照片 拥有自己的简历，就像...

- 是的。

- 我一生都无法写简历。

- 你的简介说了什么？

- 只是一只手挥了一会儿。

- 哦，天啊，凯特，你是个作家。

（笑） - 我知道，我知道。

但有时要有自我意识 进入自我意识。

- 是的。 - 极其，这是什么，

自我意识。 - 是的。

- 你非常不自在，

所以我不知道该写什么。

- 是的。 - 我当时想，

“我不知道，我想我是一名作家，哦，

“但我不是一个好作家。”

你知道我的意思，就像...... - 哇。

- 男孩，这在我的脑海里是一场真正的战争。

- 我希望我们能制作一集关于这个

因为我已经得到了 人们

写过几条询问如何做的消息 他们可以帮助他们的朋友。

就像，“我的朋友太棒了

”“他们正在处理这个问题。”

或者像“你如何对待一个不相信的朋友

” 他们自己还是其他什么？”

但我不知道该怎么办 因为我每天都和

你这个该死的混蛋一起生活。 - 是的。

- 我不知道。 - 这有帮助，那会有帮助。

是的，那很好。

- 好吧，这让我很生气 因为我想要给你太多

，并且我希望你拥有所有你想要的东西

。 - 我也想拥有所有

这些东西，它只是 不会在一夜之间发生。

已经28年了 的习惯性想法。

- 我感觉你成长了很多。

- 我希望如此。

- 是的，就这样了

关于成长。 - 我的意思是，我从来没有真正

说过我想要一段关系。

我总是说，

“哦，我只是想有人操我。”

但我没有。

- 不，我们知道那不是真的。

- 我知道。

- 我们知道您想要某人 他妈的骗你的涂鸦

，然后躺着和你和皮特一起玩。

（笑）

他妈的出去吃早午餐

什么的。 - 我想要一个

比我稍微活跃一点的人，

但也喜欢躺着。

- 躺下。 - 这样他们就可以说，

“来吧，我们今天去做点事情吧。”

我会说，“呃，好吧。”

- 伙计，最好的日子就是

当你醒来时，你会想，

“我们可以出去做所有这些狗屎，

“或者......” - 或者...

所以这就是我现在的处境。

哦。 （笑）

- 什么？ - 暮光提出了这个。

（笑）

但我想到了这一点。 - 但那是因为那是

废话痴迷的电影废话。

- 是啊，是啊。

- 它让你走向何方 认为你错过了

，因为你没有一个真正想要的人

为你杀人。

- 我认为我们有点扭曲了。

我认为如果我只是 出现，就足够了。

（笑） - 是的。

是的！ - 不，不是。

- 是的。 - 不，不是。

你必须表现出某种--

- 凯特，你会发现有人

你已经做得足够多了。

- 我不是，好吗？ （笑）

事情是这样的。

是的，是的，是的。

我认为你不明白 我所说的出现是什么意思。

- 当然。

- 未出现 生活和做我自己。

我的意思是走进

一个地方。 - 酒吧。

- 或者去酒吧，然后见某人。

你必须给他们一些东西。

- 是的。 - 还记得我在一个播客上谈论过

的那个孩子吗？

那个家伙，那个人类男人。

（笑）

- 恢复得很好。

- 我在播客中谈到过，

一些播客。 - 是啊，是啊，是啊。

- 然后我不得不说 我喜欢他或者其他什么。

- 哦，对了，对了，对了。

- 我常常梦见他。

我还真没想过 关于他，除非我看到他。

- 是的。 - 而且

不再感觉糟糕了。 - 是的。

- 我只是想，“哦， 他也不喜欢我了。”

- 您可以继续前进。

- 就是这样。

大约两个时间就很糟糕 天，我有点生气。

然后我很生气，因为 我希望他喜欢我，

但现在我就像...

- 奇怪的是，我做了同样的事情

，这花了我两天的时间

痴迷地看着 他们的 Instagram 或其他东西

然后说，“你知道吗？

“这是一件糟糕的事情 关于他们，我没有

“之前我注意到 可能不会喜欢。”

- 是的。

- 天哪，这只是 也喜欢人际关系，对吗？

我们如何理想化最好的 关于关系的部分。

- 是的。

- 我会回顾一下那个 大爱让我心碎。

每当我提起这件事时，

如果我和家人或朋友在一起， 会发生一些事情

，这会引发关于他的谈话，

他们总是会说，“凯尔西， 你太不高兴了。”

在我的脑海里，我想要 就像，“不，我不是。”

“我是如此相爱，

”这是最好的 我成年生活的关系。”

而且，说实话，事实并非如此。

- 是的。 - 我他妈的才不想这样。

我不想要那个人。

我不想要 关于他们的糟糕事情。

糟糕的事情远远超过了

好的事情 关系，但我留下来了。

- 是的。

- 说服自己这是爱

，是真爱，是大爱。

- 是的。 - 但事实并非如此。

我仍然认为我没有 有我对电影的热爱。

- 是的。 - 我已经说过了。

我对一个男人说过“我爱你”。

嗯，我们一起说的 约会两周后。

两周了。

- 我的意思是，也许吧。 - 那不是爱。

那只是纯粹的欲望。

- 是的。

- 但在那些时代 你会陷入其中

并且你会感觉到它 你所有他妈的荷尔蒙

、内啡肽和狗屎都在泵动，

我想你经历得越多，就会知道什么是真爱

。

因为我确实认为 我只恋爱过两次。

我想我的第一所高中 男朋友，大个子，

，你只是了解而已 你甚至可以对另一个人有

的感觉 那是一个完全陌生的人。

然后是大的。

即使是我谈论的重大事件，

我也不知道那是不是 完全地、真正地爱。

- 看，我从来没有对任何人有过这样的感觉。

我爱过人，但只爱过 就我自己而言，我从未感受到

它的回报。 - 是的。

- 我对上帝充满敬畏 它存在的事实。

我感觉自己就像在杜鲁门世界

，每个人都只是 告诉我这些废话。

仅此而已。

就好像爱实际上并不存在 存在，我只是要

意识到有一天我已经进入了

仓鼠的世界。 - 我不知道我是否羡慕你。

不过我有点羡慕你。

- 为什么？ - 因为，伙计...

- 别跟我说那些废话 关于“哦，很痛。”

- 确实如此，伙计！ - 是啊，好吧。

但是哦，伙计，那是...

- 就是那件事，爱过又失去是不是更好

比从来没有爱过？

十有八九，

我会说我宁愿 根本没有爱过。

（笑） - 看，我想要它。

我实际上只喜欢人...

这个词叫什么？

无回报。

- 哦。 - 我的中间名，宝贝。

凯特·伊丽莎白单恋安妮·彼得曼。

- 伙计，这会发生的。

当它发生时，它就是 会很可怕，

又很棒。 -我实在是受够了

个人这么说。 - 不过这是真的。

- 谢谢。

- 你想让我说什么，

永远不会发生？ - 你不知道，

你不知道！

- 你认为你会 你他妈的一生

都没有坠入爱河吗？ - 人们这样做。

如果我今天死了怎么办？

- 这真的很难过，但是 也完全有可能发生。

- 是的。

- 好吧，那么凯特，你 最好开始告诉

你想要的人 操你想操

或者和他们建立关系。

- 我喜欢这个，我说 爱，你就像，

“你最好告诉他们你想操他们。”

（笑）

- 因为，你知道吗， 如果你真的想要它

够糟糕的，也许这就是 有点严厉的爱，

，但你他妈的会做点什么。

- 是的，但那是另一回事。

然后一旦我发现有人...

我知道，我知道，每个人都会说，

“Kayte，你正在设置 让你自己做好失败的准备。”

- 不，我认为没有人 - 加入俱乐部。

- 这么说。

- 一旦有人喜欢我，

当我说我就跑了...

（笑）

当我说我真的跑了...

我在哪里？

- 那么如果你亲自离开，你他妈的怎么可能

坠入爱河呢？

- 如果你明白了，

请告诉我，以便我可以 将其带回治疗。

耶稣基督。

我不知道！

只是害怕亲密关系

但也渴望 亲密，就像，呃...

- 但这就是生活。

- 就像需要 花生但过敏。

我的意思是，不，我不想死。 （笑）

我对花生不过敏， 我不能谈论这个。

这是一种可怕的过敏。

- 哦，等等。

说到演讲 我们无法谈论的经历，

我应该读一下这篇文章吗 我们得到的评论？

我认为这是一个很好的 评论因为它会说话

关于谈论体验 我们无法交谈。

所以，在 Bella.Hornby 或 Norby。

我不知道，我的笔迹很糟糕。

说：“喜欢这个播客。”

“我只是想说 您经常将阴道

“仅与女性联系在一起， 女性专属于吉娜。”

吉娜？ （笑）

阴道。

“并非所有女性都有阴道

”，也不是所有人都有阴道 有阴道的就是女人。”

“我知道你不会 具有跨性别排斥性。”

哇哦，“我知道你不会 具有跨性别排斥性。”

为什么我不能说这个词？ - 没关系，我们明白了。

- “我知道你不会 故意排斥跨性别者。”

“我只是认为这很重要 意识到

“你的跨性别者，就像 很容易影响听众。”

绝对他妈的，100%。 - 是的，我们的错。

发生这种情况只是因为 我认为自己是女性

并且有阴道，我们 对此会更好。

- 再举一个例子 我们中的一些人享有

的特权，但没有意识到我们

可以在说话方式上更具包容性。

- 搞砸了，这样 你们不必这样做。

- 非常感谢您 提请我们注意这一点。

- 是的。

- 希望我们不会再这样做了。

- 我们从未提出过这个 对我们的老板说，

“我们想做一个女性播客。”

“我们希望它像 一个女权主义者他妈的……”

（咳嗽） （笑）

字面意思是“女权主义” 凯特开始窒息。

- 不不不，我是女权主义者！

- 我知道。 - 被认定为很奇怪。

呃。

- 是的，我们从未说过。

显然我们就是这样。

我们认为自己是女性 我们谈论我们的经历

，这就是他妈的 播客已经变成了。

所以我们会努力做得更好。

嘿，如果有人认为

我们所说的不是经验， 告诉我们我们能做什么。

- 让我们知道。

- 如果您想听到特定嘉宾的声音

或者如果我们可以谈论特定的主题，

，我们只能根据我们的生活做到最好的

。

- 我们确实尝试过，但我们并不了解一切。

所以，如果我们搞砸了并冒犯了您，

请告诉我们并 我们不会再这样做了。

- 一个他妈的男人。

说到令人讨厌的客人，

我想请下一位...

我们的下一位客人？

我想邀请我们的客人来！

- 即将到来，我们的下一位嘉宾！

- 她是大熊

斜线坏熊斜线坏母狗体验的一部分。

她也首次亮相 该书将于 3 月 12 日出版。

- 3 月 12 日！

- 我只想读一些关于你的

名言 鼓励你，因为我喜欢

人正在谈论的内容。 - 我把手放在

你们后面，希望没关系。 （笑）

- 顺便说一下，我是 Shauna Barbosa！

- 肖娜·巴博萨！

- 在她的强势首秀中，巴博萨 深入研究身份的细微差别

是如何形成的 交叉的斗争。

她表征身份 作为相互的、灵活的、

和保持 记忆塑造一个人。

她的书叫佛得角布鲁斯。

写她的佛得角语

巴博萨在波士顿长大，她研究了成为

有色人种女性和文化异类意味着什么。

在巴博萨的诗中， 记住的行为也可以激发

自我反思 作为一种政治顿悟。

这是来自《出版商周刊》的内容。

- 哦！

- 然后你也已经 发表在《莱尼信》上。

然后是我最喜欢的。

这些话感觉像是经历。

有些是个人的，大多数是 很有启发性，但一切都是相互联系的。

连接到更高层 层面，精神层面。

他妈的

肯德里克·拉马尔！ （笑）

- 是的。 - 那是谁？

- 肖娜！

（笑）

婊子，欢迎来到播客。

- 嗨，谢谢你的邀请。

- 感谢您的光临。

我对你着迷。

我对你的工作很着迷。

但是他妈的怎么办 有人让肯德里克·拉马尔（Kendrick Lamar），

一位格莱美获奖艺术家，

如此高度评价你的毒品狗屎吗？

不只是显而易见的 回答，是毒品。

- 你刚刚写了一本非常黑暗的书。

（笑）

人们喜欢黑暗的狗屎。

- 所以，你的书是诗。

- 是的，这是一本诗集。

但是不，我采访了他 也许像 2011 年或 '12 年，

，然后也许是几年后。

- 嗯嗯。

- 然后我们就友善 喜欢保持联系。

- 就像我们刚刚所做的那样 这种关于艺术的关系。

- 嗯嗯，它的名字叫 佛得角蓝调。

哪个佛得角人是 您家人来自非洲

海岸附近的岛屿吗？ - 是的，（咕哝），是的。

- 佛得角，我为什么 一直说 Veri-dee-an。

- 嗯，佛得角很友善 您将如何识别。

就像佛得角。 - 哦，好吧，好吧。

所以你的家人来自 那里，你来自波士顿？

- 我来自波士顿，是的， - 我发现

- 我的父亲来自那里。 - 这个周末，我发现

很多关于你的事情。

（笑） - 是的，是的。

- 我显然想去你的工作

因为我想要人 听听它有多糟糕。

- 我有我的书。

- 是的，很漂亮！ - 耶！

- 顺便说一句，它很漂亮。

- 摄影师，他的 我的名字是沃伦·基兰。

我实际上是在 Instagram 上找到他的。

- 哦，太棒了。

- 我写了很多关于 在某种程度上进行监视。

这些台词是

设计的，因为我有一堆占星诗。

- 哦。

人们可以在哪里购买？

因为现在正在预订。

我们正在谈论

你出版一本书是多么疯狂

以及那种体验是他妈的...

没有人可以他妈的说他们已经做了

你所做的事情，或者只有少数人可以做到。

我们正在讨论如何

重要的是要有预订。

就像这就是重要的时候

因为进入畅销书排行榜。

- 是的，所有这些。

所以，预购吧。

- 人们可以在哪里获得它？

- 不，它在亚马逊上。

所以你可以在亚马逊上预订，

我认为它就像 Barnes and Noble。

- 是的。 - 有很多链接。

- 我真的很感兴趣。

你知道你想要吗 写一本诗集？

这实际上是如何发生的？

因为它非常酷，实际的，

“哦，我写了它，然后 我选了这个封面。”

太酷了，但是你是怎么做到的呢？

因为它看起来是一个非常密集的领域。

- 你们没有写 小时候有诗吗？

- 没有。 - 我写了大约 3,000 首俳句，

认为自己是艾米莉·狄金森，

，然后认输了。 （笑）

- 太完美了。 - 我当时想，

“我成功了，就是这样。”

- 我开始读诗 实际上来自Instagram。

就像 Niy-rah We-ya。

- 是啊，是啊，是啊。 - 她的

之类的东西让我开始接触更大的书。

- 对。 - 然后我就开始

从 Instagram 进入它，

因为我从来没想过 当你想到某个人时，我会成为某个人，

谁喜欢诗歌，

你他妈的想到了 垮掉的一代人抽着大麻烟。

- 姐姐道格的朱迪。

（笑） - 是啊！

- 是的，正如你所说，诗歌是

如此密集和具体。

- 是的，我一直写诗。

我不认为这有什么 我一直都知道。

当我回到我父亲的阁楼时

，我看着所有这些狗屎，

就像所有这些诗一样 从六岁的时候开始。

我一直在写故事。

- 是的。 - 而且它们总是黑暗的。

它们是关于怪物和 人们被杀和拉屎。

- 是的，我编了一个 一首关于窗户的歌。

- 什么？ （笑）

- 它们很重要。 （咕哝）

- 所以，你和我处于完全相同的

同一页面上。 - 是的，完全正确。

（笑） 看到了吗？

有点，天黑了。

- 你为什么认为你 小时候就这么操蛋吗？

我的意思是，我们都是，但是 就像你认为的那样，

你能将

你那些黑暗的东西转化为一种艺术形式吗？

- 我只是觉得它就在我体内。

就像这么黑暗，不，我是说...

（笑） - 我的意思是，就像 100%

一样，每个人都有他妈的阴暗面。

- 是的。

我的意思是，但我的诗不像超级...

我的意思是，我写的是怪物。

- 我觉得任何类型的艺术形式

都有点像驾驭和控制

以及与你的恶魔打交道。

- 你是如何开始翻译

并将其带入成人生活的，对吧？

因为我觉得我们付出了 小时候培养了很多爱好，

但这是一些东西 显然卡住了。

- 是的，它卡住了，所以，我有这个...

- 什么？ - 该死的，我不知道。

我什至不知道。

让我们看看，我从波士顿搬到了纽约

，并开始在一家杂志社工作。

然后从这本杂志开始，

我创建了这个网站 叫做“让我们吃奶酪吧”。

- 什么？ （笑）

这对我来说很有意义 他妈的精神层面。

- 你应该听说过 凯尔西刚才的肚子。

（笑） （喋喋不休）

- 字面上是我的胃 就说：“呃，奶酪？”

- 所以，它的名字叫“我们吃奶酪吧”。

好吧，它被称为，我 不再拥有它了，

但我爱每个人 读过那些狗屎。

但我以前写过 就像很多小插曲

和短篇小说 故事，主要是关于性的。

但是我写了很多狗屎，

然后我就开始了 采访人们。

而且，你知道，肯德里克 采访就在那里。

- 嗯嗯。 - 我只是一直在写作。

然后当我搬回波士顿时，

我在哈佛大学参加了一个诗歌研讨会。

- 嗯嗯。 - 我当时想，哦。

（笑） - 这里有一个哈佛女孩。

- 我没想到 人们会毁掉我的工作

，因为我要来 来自音乐行业。

所以我觉得如果

与喜欢嘻哈音乐或其他什么东西无关的话...

因为《我们只吃奶酪》仍然

就像所有关于文化和类似的东西。

老实说，我当时想，我 没想到白人

会操我的狗屎 他们不喜欢音乐。

- 白人喜欢情绪化 妈的，他们还喜欢从有色人种那里拿

的东西，比如

- 不，是-- - 自我认同它。

- 是的，他妈的读过 - 噢。

- 拜托，因为我们几周前读了

一首诗 很多人都说，

我在哪里可以得到它？

那个人是谁？

我希望人们听到你的废话。

那么，你可以吗，

- 因为如果他们不这样做 - 做我们，

- 那，然后就会...... - 非常荣幸。

- 我会读《欢迎回来》。

欢迎在埃瑟里奇骑士之后回来。

欢迎回来，B 小姐，我一生的挚爱。

您的身份问题怎么样？ 你的文化问题？

您正在腌制您的课程。

一定要提防旧的 教训，我一生的挚爱。

您的胃酸问题怎么样了？

你的大麻，阿得拉， Lexapro，还有锂。

你的好色问题。

您的体重问题怎么样？ 你的饮食有问题吗？

你的撒谎、欺骗

以及整晚不出门的问题怎么样了？

欢迎回来，B 小姐，我一生的挚爱。

你的钱存得怎么样了，

不知道如何处理这个问题？

你辞去了工作问题吗？

你的乳房小问题怎么样了？

你可能会买一些奶子问题吗？

你的 B 计划怎么样？

欢迎回来，B 小姐，我一生的挚爱。

你以前如何写那个男孩在监狱

直到他被枪杀的问题？

你的跟踪者问题怎么样？

你他妈的剧组里的人太多了，

你感觉不到魔法，不是吗 从来没有爱过一个人有问题吗？

你的书问题怎么样？

还没有出版，

还没有读过你爱人的书问题吗？

你去多米尼加共和国怎么样

修复你坐的腰，

把你的乳房放进去，她 他的嘴有问题吗？

色情问题？

不放手，不爱，

不离开，需要我出问题吗？

你想到处操

但是床的问题，在黑暗中的问题？

还有你的镇压药丸，

出于怜悯问题而镇压尊严？

你的饮酒情况、想法如何？

你仍然偏执吗？

你仍然患有躁郁症，仍然害怕得要命吗？

你还想死吗？

欢迎回来，B 小姐，我一生的挚爱。

你的语言问题怎么样了？

听得懂，不会说话来拯救

你祖母的心脏病？

你一切都好吗 关于阴部和种族问题？

你的问题已经够多了吗？

你必须留意旧教训。

你的社交网络怎么样，

你为什么他刚刚发布了一张他女朋友认识的照片

我会看到它有问题吗？

您的取消关注触发因素是什么？

你最近检查得怎么样 时间他在关注谁，

为什么他没有回复你的可恨，

不是说短信有问题吗？

你想成为一名说唱歌手吗？

你背在床上，靠在墙上，

在人行道上，就让它出现问题吗？

欢迎回来，B 小姐，我一生的挚爱。

你必须留意旧教训。

- [两人] 哇！

（笑） （鼓掌）

- 天哪。 - 我有点发冷。

我泪流满面。

我口干舌燥。

- 你能永远停止阅读吗？

- 天哪，停下来。

- 天啊。 - 严重地。

- 太棒了。

我今天要预订我的。

（笑） 我知道这听起来像

电视广告，但我确实是这样。

- 立即预订！

- 好了，伙计们，你已经拿到了。

您厌倦了愚蠢的陈词滥调吗？

- 沃尔特·惠特曼？ （笑）

- 伙计，今天就是这样的感觉。

你每次感觉如何 你必须读那个吗？

如果没有的话我就无法阅读 就像他妈的...

我很生气，很悲伤，喜欢

很多事情。 - 是的，这让

我想吐。

- 是的。 - 这让我感觉如此

- 以一种很好的方式。 - 很多事情。

（笑） - 我得小心，和你一起

。 （笑）

- 听众不会去 要知道这是一个笑话。

- 这是一个笑话，这是一个笑话。

- 他们会说，如何 - 把她赶出去。

- 你、你怎么样、怎么样？

- 我一直在读吗？

- 这是怎么回事 你读到这个感觉了吗？

- 我想我有点疏远了。

嗯，说实话我不知道。 - 您是否需要

稍微移除一点才能

执行它？ - 我是，是的，我是

，因为我真的感觉到 就像我正在表演一样。

这首诗的另一个伟大之处是

它被称为《欢迎回来》

，是在埃瑟里奇之后 奈特，是一位诗人。

他几年前去世了，

但他有一首诗叫欢迎回来。

- 嗯嗯。 - 所以我觉得我觉得

从这首诗中消失了，尤其是

，因为这对他来说就是这样。

这是为了纪念他。 - 是啊是啊。

- 你知道我的意思，我记得

读过那首诗

，这是第一首诗 我曾经拿过这本书，

，我在镜子里读了这首诗

，我只是喜欢，我只是 他妈的感觉太他妈的了。

所以当我去写的时候 欢迎回来，我不知道。

我刚刚脱离了它

，我真的感觉到 就像我正在表演一样。

我从来没有想过 直到现在。

我觉得这不是关于我的。

- 哇。 - 就像我不觉得

我写的关于我的事情就像...

- 是的。

- 因为它不是，它是 一个真理，这是我的真理，

但它来自各处。

所以我总是觉得

我正在做那些蠢事 我写，所以我不明白...

- 是的。 - 我从来没有真正感觉到，

“哦天哪，这他妈的......”

好吧，我很好。 - 多么美丽的礼物

，能让人们有所感受。

就像您正在回馈一样。

- 是的。 - 当你完全写下自己的经历时，这就像最无私的

事情。

。

- 正确。 - 多么美丽啊...

（叹气）哦，天哪，请读我更多。

（笑） - 好吧，让我们看看。

取决于这些...

你的星座是什么？

- 我是狮子座。

- 狮子座，你是什么星座？

- 白羊座。

- 好的，我去看看。

- 哦，糟糕。 - 你的标志是什么？

- 我喜欢这个狗屎！ - 我是双子座。

（喘气） - 哦，这很有道理。

- 好吧，这是占星术，白羊座。

（笑）

- 哦，不。

- 这很奇怪。

- 我想我们已经下车了 这里错了，肖娜。

（笑）

- 这很奇怪。

我实际上从未读过这篇文章。

我从未读过这本书。 - 哦，独家报道，

仅适用于 Adult Shit。

（笑）

- 你到底把

我们的节目塞到我们自己的节目里干什么？

（咕哝） - 我希望人们得到炒作。

好吧，好吧，好吧， - 只在《Adult Shit》中听到过。

- 好吧，好吧。 - 好的。

- 白羊座。

在九月的星期六强行忘记

就是你到达大海的方式。

解决一天中的时间问题意味着

揭示时间是如何旋转的。

沙钱没有心。

请医生以书面形式

并传真到最近的机器。

沙钱没有心。

人是骨骼吗 他们创造的生活？

您的位置确定了吗 根据身体能力，

或者您洗完后在哪里？

白羊座，这是你需要知道的。

海洋生物不可能

被破损的脚趾甲油排斥。

将脚伸进去。

穿着绒面革凉鞋在浅海中漫步。

进行骨骼拾取 你勇敢的新爱好，

喜欢收集

你洗澡时掉落的东西的剩余部分。

和自己躺在床上，恐惧 不得留下任何部分未被亲吻。

- 我向上帝发誓，我控制住了自己。

（笑） （咕哝）

我向你们发誓！ - 那真是太美了！

- 我可以拍张照片吗？

我要订购这本书。

- 是的（笑）。 （咕哝）

- 天啊。

- 我们可以再拿一份吗？

- 是的，你的星座是什么？

- 狮子座。 - 利奥.

烟花表演从六月开始。

如果你

没有听到手枪声，你就会以为他们是枪声 靠近你的头。

如果您还没有听过团体的声音 几个男孩骑着车经过你家

，那里有三颗子弹。

首先，最后，不安全感。

Leo，在室友面前洗澡。

热水对于某人来说是罕见的 当你最需要它们的时候。

一颗感恩的心不会绝望。

本月14日，

门会在你身后哭泣。

你不仅仅是人们谈论的墙壁。

比高中时

不倒塌的墙更大，

大学时墙变得更高。

墙很容易让男人

处于工作一线、福利一线、葬礼一线。

触摸哭泣、天花板 会吹长号。

你脚下的地板会跳舞。

- 哇！ - 我的天啊！

- 好吧（笑）。

- 这就像一些他妈的过山车！

- 现在她在这里表现得像

浸信会教堂里的黑人阿姨。

- 伙计，这就是我喜欢的

。 - 我的脸好红。

我简直不敢相信。 - 你是否认为

单向发展然后就这样了 他妈的带你走另一条路，

，这就是他妈的旅程。

然后你就碰到了一行 你就像，（咕哝），

然后你又打了一个

然后你会说，“操，哦操，保留它。”

天啊，我就是喜欢它。

就是这样...

一切都不一样了。

一切都很美丽。

你太有才华了。

- 谢谢。 - 但你知道这一点。

- 谢谢。

- 我为你感到非常兴奋。

我对你的书感到非常兴奋。 - 谢谢你！

- 是的。 - 如果你想让人们关注你的话，他们可以在哪里关注你，

（笑）？

- 操我。 - 操她。

- 操我... （笑）

- 把它写在你的名片上！

- 在 ShaunaBarbosa 操我。

这只是名字和姓氏。

- S-H-A-U...

- S-H-A-U-N-A B-A-R-B-O-S-A 在Instagram、推特上。

- 然后去买她 书，你们这些混蛋，

因为我向上帝发誓...

或者甚至只是在 Twitter 上关注你

因为你的狗屎让 我感觉就像...

- 谢谢你，

- 我为你感到非常兴奋。 - 佛得角蓝调。

我感觉自己像个说唱歌手 因为我从来不喜欢...

佛得角蓝调将于 3 月 12 日在

家商店上市！ - 现已上架！

趁你

还可以的时候获取它，宝贝！ - 现已发售，立即预订！

- 糟糕，好吧，谢谢 非常感谢你的到来。

- 非常感谢你们 - 你真酷。

- 感谢有我。 - 我们爱你，请

回来，即使你在 如此著名和成功的

，也是一位著名的诗人。

- 好的，再见。

（笑）

♪然后我就开始发疯了 在这个地方 ♪

♪ 我做的是真实的 ♪

- 我要大声喊出

@TheCocktailChick，或别致。

我不确定。

TheCocktailChick，别致。

@ItsAmberLizet， @SavannahJLane、@LexieAbny、

@ItsJillB、@JOolio。

什么？

@Hec，哦，操，为什么这么做 我选最难的？

@HeCocksLove。

（笑） @ShromKCFamily，

和 @KayceeW，

- @TheCashQueen。

抱歉，我上周忘记大声喊叫你了。

我在费城遇见了她 告诉她我会大声喊她出去。

- 然后你没有交付？

（笑） - 是的，哦，我被重击了。

完全停电。 - 你知道 Kayte 超额交付，

承诺不足。

开玩笑吧，天哪。 - 承诺过多，兑现不足。

- 不，你应该做的已经结束了...

不。

- 不，我只是要继续 成为我该死的自己。

- 当然，好的。

- @Saysp。 （笑）

@KelseyLynnF，RayWrites。

我想说摇滚那种自然的外观。

此外，他们还提供有色保湿霜，

如果您对此感兴趣的话

。 - 这听起来像是我们不明白的

内幕事情。

- 她现在不能化妆

，她很难过 摇摆她自然的样子。

- 哦。 - 所以我只是说，“做吧。”

或者对于超级敏感的皮肤，他们确实有

有色保湿霜。 - 看看你，给他妈的

美容建议什么的。

- QueenLatoyah、萨曼瑟、 妮可，佩奇玻璃。

Glass（笑）和 TheBestElijah。

还有 TheBestElijah，如果 它像鸭子一样走路

，像鸭子一样说话，跑（笑）。

- 你他妈的在给什么 现在通过大声喊叫向人们

提供潜意识建议吗？ - 不，TheBestElijah，

他可能被鲶鱼缠住了。

- 哦。

- 但我不知道。

而且，与他交谈的人

似乎控制欲极强。

- 呃，恶心。

别忘了在 iTunes 上评价它！

我们爬回了 上周的图表！

- 我们做到了，谢谢你们！ - 我们为你们感到高兴。

另外，还有一个令人兴奋的大消息！

我们将正式 本周开始在 Spotify 上上线！

- 是的！ - 天啊！

- 我们终于到了 与

公司合作不仅有帮助 给我们带来广告之类的东西

，但他们说，“哦，是的，

“你必须把这个放在 Spotify 上。”

所以，希望这对你们中的一些人有所帮助

一直想听的人。

你可以关注我@KelseyDarragh 在所有的事情上！

- 你可以关注我（笑）。

- 她正在吃他妈的 橙色，凯特，真的吗？

- 我病了，我需要维生素 C。

- 好的。

- Instagram 上的@KaytePeaterman、le Twitter 上的

@-K-A-Y-T-E-P-E-A、

以及-- - 伙计们，祝你度过愉快的一周。

我们非常爱你。

- 我们愿意。 - 生活真好。

即使情况很糟糕，我们也会 仍然很幸运能够来到这里。

我们下周见！ - 我们在 Spotify 上！

- [两者]该死的再见！

（Kayte 散射）

♪ 从第二个开始 我踏入这个地方 ♪

♪ 我惊慌失措并继续前进 领先 ♪

♪ 我找到了竞争 我给他们尝尝 ♪

♪ 很快他们就生气了 他们的脸都红了 ♪

♪ 因为我们的东西超越了 ♪

♪ 每首歌都变得更甜美 比黄油山核桃 ♪

♪ 看，我们挖得很深 ♪

[英语]

(energetic music)

- Yes! (scatting)

Hi, friend!

- How ya doin'?

- We're hugging, we're hugging.

- We haven't seen each other.

- In a freakin' month!

- Yeah, dude, a month.

What day is it?

- Dude, truly, I don't know.

- When did you go to Boca?

- Everything is a blur. (chuckles)

So, it's been a month.

But I feel like we did a good job of keeping in touch.

- Yeah, yeah - We Skyped.

- We text everyday.

- But, boy, is it good to see your dumb face.

- Awww, yeah. - We missed ya.

And let's just get it out of the way.

You didn't come to Big Bear,

so it's not like I got to hang out with you this weekend.

- Exactly, yeah.

- All of our listeners were commenting on my Instagram,

"Where the fuck is Kayte?"

- Kayte was taking a little mental health weekend,

and she needed to check back in with herself

and have a nice weekend in front of the TV with Pete.

- Yeah, not with her friends, which is totally fine.

- You guys went to fuckin' clubs.

I would've died.

I got sick, ya idiots.

- Well, that's not my fault.

Don't call us idiots 'cause you got sick

from bein' in Philly drinkin' and snowin' and stuff.

- Listen, I told you the fucking day.

We were all in Kelsey's apartment.

I was like, "Guys, 110% I am going to bail."

"You all know this."

And then you guys said, "No, Kayte, don't bail."

- Wow. - Which was basically saying,

"No, don't be who you are." - Wow.

Wow, wow! - I told you I was gonna bail.

- Okay, okay, when we booked this motherfuckin' trip,

we were all in my room and I said,

"I will not put this on my credit card

"unless both of you agree to go."

- I agreed to pay.

- Okay, listeners, you hear - I paid.

- what I'm saying, right? - I paid.

- Here's the thing.

You bailed the afternoon before we were supposed to go.

- Yeah, 'cause I wanted to go, but

I was literally very exhausted.

I was-- - Yeah, dude,

I don't blame you.

I literally called Freddy

and I was like, "Dude, I don't blame her."

"I get it."

- I was tired.

- "We're not gonna be able to convince her to come."

- Of course I raged in Philly.

I never see my friends in Philly.

Of course I'm gonna rage when I go home.

- I'm not blamin' ya!

I'm not blaming you.

- And I paid for that shit, and then Shauna got to go.

So you guys got a great weekend with Shauna.

- I was gonna say, it was serendipitous

because our friend Shauna,

who we're actually gonna have as our guest later...

- Yes.

- Is coming on.

- You should pay me.

- No. - Yeah.

- Why would I do that?

- 'Cause you had a great weekend because I didn't go.

- Wow, that's you putting words in my mouth.

- Did you have a good weekend?

- Dude, I truly don't wanna say too much

about how bad we were in the best way possible.

- Oh, yeah.

- I texted everyone in the group chat and was like,

"Hey, everyone text me a snack they want

"and like Gatorade or whatever."

And immediately Jasmine writes back, Doritos,

Fritos jalapeno cheddar cheese dip, with a picture,

and three bottles of Moscato.

(laughing)

We were gone for two days, two and a half days.

So, that was Jasmine's order.

Mine was a handle of Jamo and Cheetos.

Freddy wanted diet coke.

- Did you just called Jameson Jamo?

- That's what we fuckin' call it in the Dirty South, baby.

- Oh, boy.

- Let's just say, there was more alcohol

than anything else in this cabin.

- I'm so fuckin' glad I didn't go.

- Dude, you would've actually died.

- Yeah, I was drunk for two weeks straight.

- We literally saw a man almost die.

We were on the dance floor.

No, we were on the fucking dance floor and this guy,

this little, tiny guy, he looked like a gymnast.

Which we later found out, he was an Olympian gymnast.

(laughing) - Oh, the pressure,

the pressure got to him.

He drank it away. - Yeah, so we were all

fuckin' cuttin' it on the dance floor, killin' that shit.

And he does that thing where he backs

the crowd up, makes a big circle.

And we're like, "Oh, he's about to do some shit."

And then he goes in the middle.

And right as he goes to do a back flip,

some dumb drunk bitch walks right into his back flip

and he lands on his fucking neck!

And everyone was like, "Oh, shit!"

And we literally thought this guy died.

He wasn't moving on the ground, and then literally--

- Was he gonna go to the next Olympics?

- Truly, I have no idea if this

- Did she fuck it up? - is in the cards for him.

- Who goes to a club in Big Bear?

You guys are insane.

- That's all there is to do there is drink and twerk.

- Here's the thing.

I was on the fence, which is very funny.

I was on the fence and was like, "I should go."

"I'll bring my computer, I'll get a lot of work done."

- No, absolutely not.

We also ran into a bachelorette party.

Hey, girl.

(laughing)

Hope your fiance is okay with what we did.

- What'd you guys make out?

You guys fuck?

Eat each other out?

(laughing) - Are you just gonna keep

going down the list until I tell you?

- I'm out of options.

That exhausts the sexual know-how.

- Here's the thing, is what is dangerous about

having a little bit of internet notoriety is that people

like to Snapchat you when you do things in public.

- Oh, no.

- There was me, Freddy, Jazz.

When you see the three of us together...

And by the way, we were ridiculous looking.

We were wearing full length fur coats.

- It was weird.

You guys had a uniform.

(laughing)

- Yeah, we looked like we were

the next hottest fucking rap group.

(laughing)

But so it was hard not to notice us

'cause we were just being ridiculous.

- Uh-huh.

- And so everywhere we went, people were like,

"Oh, if I buy you a shot, will you be on my Snapchat story?"

And what am I gonna say, no?

- Yeah. - No, I can't.

I don't know how to do that.

We met a couple of nice, young gentlemen.

- You guys hoe?

- I don't wanna say too much.

I'm glad you're feeling better, though.

- Yeah, I slept all Saturday,

and then yesterday I watched every Twilight movie.

- What, I love those stupid fuckin' movies!

- I know, I went right from one to the end.

I had strict plans to write and stuff,

but I didn't because...

You could cut this part out too.

I feel like you're gonna be like, "Why are you doing this?"

But I can't wait to talk about love, like actually

talk about love. - Wait, I won't cut that out.

That's a great thing to say.

- But I thought we were gonna talk about it next week.

- Yeah, oh, speaking of next week.

- Oh, yeah, you have to go somewhere.

(clearing throat) To review, for next week,

Kelsey will be in Barcelona with her fuckbuddy.

So we're gonna have to do another Skype one.

Remember last week when Kelsey said,

"After this trip, we're done."

So instead of ending it after the trip, she extended it

from a ski weekend to then a four day trip to Barcelona.

- Dude, here's the thing, Kayte.

You would do the exact goddamn...

God dang? - Goddamn.

- Goddamn same thing

because we're supposed to do dumb shit like this.

I'm supposed to willy-nilly book a trip

to fuckin' Spain because

why the fuck not? (burps)

- Yeah, for sure.

I would do it, duh.

- I have vacation days.

- You would judge me

- I work my balls off. - just as much.

- Judge you for what?

What are you judging me for? - Okay I'm not judging,

I would be like, "Ah, you said."

You would say to me, "Oh, Kayte, you said."

"I told you you'd do it."

- I don't understand what

the problem is here, as long as I'm fine.

- Yeah, yeah, as long as you're fine.

- Do I not seem fine?

(chuckles) - I haven't talked to you IRL.

We're gonna have to hang out and then I'll...

- That's what this podcast is for.

(clearing throat) - Are you fine?

- Yeah!

- Okay.

You seem wildly defensive.

(laughing)

- 'Cause I feel like I have to be like,

"This is why I'm doing it."

Rather than just being like,

"Why not take a stupid, fun, ridiculous four day trip

"with someone that is also a fun, ridiculous person?"

- Yeah, for sure.

I'm 100% on board.

The only thing I wanna say...

(chuckling) - Oh, boy.

- Is that if...

Alright, I don't wanna project anything, dude.

I'm just saying that if it were me,

I would have a hard time.

- Separating the feelings

- Yeah. - from something

like a trip like that?

I don't. - Yeah, okay.

- I'm really excited to just go bop around

and eat pasta and fuck for four days.

- Then do it, hell yeah, dude, do it.

- Yo, but it's not like I'm not...

Whatever, let's go to fuckin' your problems, okay?

(laughing)

We had a company send us...

They heard about your...

What do we call it?

You don't come.

- Right, yeah. - They heard that you

don't come. - A psychological issue.

- Yeah, and they were so nice.

They sent a fucking suitcase full of...

- Oh, that's yours. - You got different toys.

This is from LoversPackage.com.

This is not an ad. - No.

- They were just, "Out of the kindness of our heart,

"wow, we wanna help Kayte come."

(laughing)

And so they sent us each, let's see,

one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10,

11 different sex toys and sex objects.

You got a couple different things,

but just some fun stuff on here that they did send us.

Things like cinnamon bun flavored lube.

(chuckling) They didn't even know that

cinnamon buns are like my top five favorite fuckin' foods.

Go on my Twitter, you'll see me at Cinnabon all the time.

- Hey, Cinnabon, send us Cinnabons.

- System JO clitoral stimulant, an evolved pearly rabbit.

- That is also nice. - Jimmyjane form two.

Which Jimmyjane products are so amazing.

If you guys are ever looking for sex toys,

Jimmyjane is great.

And the one I was most excited to try, the Womanizer 2!

- Oh, I have it here.

- Oh my God, the Womanizer is,

we did a video about it at Buzzfeed.

- I have an actual Womanizer, sorry to interrupt you.

- No, it's fine.

- I have an actual Womanizer,

but here's a little Womanizer to go.

It's lipstick.

- It looks like lipstick.

It's a giant, it's like the size of your hand.

- Right. - It looks like lipstick.

And you turn it on and just the tip

of where the lipstick is just fuckin' (slurps).

- Yeah, that's what mine at home does,

so I'm probably gonna give this one to Ella.

- But doesn't it claim, like its thing that it's known for

is it can make you come in under three minutes?

- Yeah. - So...

- No, I didn't use it. (laughing)

I didn't use it yet, but...

- Wait, you haven't used anything?

- No, I have.

The pearly rabbit and that clit stimulator,

those are at home.

- Oh, they're at home? - Oh, yeah,

those have been used, I didn't bring 'em back in.

- Okay, what did we think?

- I mean, they were great.

Yeah, it felt really good.

- But did you fuckin' come, Kayte?

- No, no. (sighing)

Guys, here's the thing.

I really appreciate this and I think that this

is a good step in the right direction

of like talking about sexuality

and exploring different things that you might like.

I do think that, personally, my not coming could

have to do with me being nervous about talking about sex.

But I think most of it is psychological and

not so much... - Oh, 100%.

- Yeah, and not so much like,

"But you're not using the right tools."

It's like the same thing as a guy saying,

"But you'll come if I do it."

It's like, "No, maybe not."

- But do you think that you have an idea

in your head about how it's supposed to happen?

- Yeah. - What is that?

- Well, I would like...

(laughing)

I do a lot of things.

Ugh, dang it, okay. - What?

- I'm just gonna sound sad.

- No, you don't! - I'm gonna sound sad.

- Do you know how many people write to us?

Literally, you guys, how many

- You don't have to give - people write to us?

- me a pep talk, I'm going.

into it. - Talking about

how glad they are that you're talking

about this because it's also something they go through.

- Okay, I've never felt comfortable really

saying this out loud 'cause I always felt stupid saying it,

but most of the things that I do in my life, I do alone.

Like, most things. - Yeah.

It always has been.

Whether I'm processing something

or I'm bettering myself in some way,

even anything at all intimate whatsoever, I try to do alone.

Or I overcompensate in a relationship with someone,

like a friendship or something,

and I sort of make it all about them.

You know what I mean?

And project a little bit to try

to help my own problems,

- Yeah. - but yeah,

but really, sort of what I think

I really would like is I've never been in love.

I've never mmm... - You're missing that.

- I've never had that type of intimacy of someone

being in my space and seeing all of the ugly things

in my apartment and all of the clothes

I don't wash immediately that's on my floor and stuff.

- Yeah.

- It blows my mind.

I can't even wait 'til next week to say it.

It blows my mind

that people find each other.

- Uh-huh.

- And are genuinely happy to see each other.

- Yeah. - And then they're together

and they're happy.

- Yeah. - Like in that they both

like each other equally.

- Well, isn't it called...

I think maybe what you might be, and listeners,

correct me if I'm wrong, is demisexual.

Which is, you need an emotional connection

to orgasm or have sex.

And it sounds like maybe because you've never been in love.

- Yeah. - And oh my God,

let me tell you what,

coming with someone versus coming on your own

are like two totally different experiences.

- Yeah.

- And it is really scary and intimate as fuck.

Dude, love is the worst and best thing in the fucking world.

Do you think if you met someone,

would you be comfortable being like,

"Hey, these are the things I need and don't need

"and want and don't want in order to come?"

- I don't know what those things are.

It's raining. - Oh, uh-oh.

Sorry if the sound is bad 'cause it just started raining.

- I don't know what the things are that would make me...

Oh, oh, that's what I was gonna say.

I don't know what the things are that would make me come.

I don't know what they are.

I think it is, like,

intimacy. - Intimacy.

- And I just can't imagine someone seeing all of the ugly

parts of you and still being like, "Yeah, no, I like it."

'Cause I do that with other people.

I'll be like, "I like that part of you, I like that."

But I've just never felt it back.

- Yeah.

- I think there's a part of me that doesn't want

to come on my own, just by myself right now,

because I'm already seriously

so fucking good at being alone.

Like I'm so good at it.

- Are you, though? - Yes, dude.

In terms of just survival, yes.

- Yeah.

- I moved myself into and out of

every apartment I've ever been.

I don't ask for help with stuff.

I do most things just fully on my own.

If I do this on my own, what do I need anyone else for?

(laughing)

- I was gonna say though, like I'm very independent too.

- Yeah. - Like, different situations,

obviously, but I've lived alone for majority of my life.

I like to be alone.

I like doing things by myself.

But sex and orgasms, that's a huge part of...

Maybe it's American life.

I don't wanna say life-life 'cause I don't think it is.

But I don't know if maybe it just

doesn't matter as much to you.

- I just think that it was something

that I haven't experienced yet.

And I think that it's weird too

because I get a lot of people.

I see your comments.

I see all the messages about people being like,

"Oh, I'm this age," or whatever.

And we put sort of like a date on when you're supposed to.

- And there isn't. - There's not.

Everyone's doin' stuff on their own timeline.

I think that that gets weird too is

because you're like, oh, I'm a certain age,

so if I don't do this thing, I'm broken.

- Yeah. - Or, I'm fucking weird.

And I do feel like that a lot of times.

- You shouldn't.

- Of course I shouldn't.

- Oh. (laughing)

As long as you know you shouldn't.

- But I think that it's also I hadn't ever really said,

"Oh, I want a relationship."

- Yeah. - Who is banging shit?

- I didn't even notice, I was so interested

in what you were saying.

- But I never really said like, "Oh, I want a relationship."

"I want that intimacy."

Because in my head, I was always like,

"Oh, this invisible audience that I sort of

"have in my head is gonna be like,

"'No, you're too ugly and fat and

you're too stupid.'" - Kayte!

- Yeah, it's constant.

Like constantly.

Not even just that type of intimacy.

Even just intimacy in doing what I wanna do,

like writing the stuff I wanna write, doing stand-up.

All of these things that I want to do, I have this

assumed perspective of my own worst thoughts, right?

The worst possible thing people could say, and then

I'm like, "Oh, that's what they're definitely saying."

I talk myself out of everything.

So, I'm just recently, and after a really long time

of going therapy and a really long time

of trying to figure this stuff out,

I'm trying to say more like, "This is what I want."

- Yeah. - Even though I'm not

perfect yet.

- Yeah. - Or I won't be (laughs).

- I hate that you feel that way

'cause I know there's never a way to make

your friend know how great they are

and how much they do deserve and all that shit.

So I'm not gonna bore you with that

because I tell you this all the fucking time.

- Right, yeah. - But I do worry.

I don't, I see a little bit of the thing I hate

about myself in what you're saying.

- Yeah. - In that sometimes

I worry that I need another person to

be or do something.

- Yeah, it's a really fine line,

right? - Yeah.

- I talk about this a lot in therapy.

I don't want someone's external validation

to make me feel better about myself.

And I do think that it walks that line.

'Cause sometimes I'll get like a crush on someone.

I do stuff like that all the time.

- Yeah. - Oh, I like them.

- Yeah. - It's meant to be, and

then I obsess, and I'm still figuring all of that out,

but I think it's a way of craving intimacy

without actually letting yourself have what you need.

So it's still keeping it at an arm's length.

Like of course you're not going to fall

for someone who you haven't actually met.

- Yeah.

- They're an embodiment of what you want them to be.

- Dude, it's so scary falling in love.

It's so scary.

- Yeah. - 'Cause you're like...

Oh my God, if you think it's bad now that you don't

know if someone likes you or not, truly, even when...

I've been in situations where both of the person,

like we've both said "I love you" the same time,

whether they said it or I said it first

when we both said it, and then after we would be like,

"I didn't know if you were gonna say it back!"

- Yeah. - And it's like,

but you have all these feelings

and you're crazy.

You feel like, well, if I say it and they don't

say it back, or what if I say it and I don't mean it?

Or like, "What if I say it when I'm drunk?"

I've had it happen where we've said it after sex before.

And then I look back on our relationship

and I'm like, "That was not love."

And it's so scary.

- Yeah. - And I think I

purposefully shut myself out from having it

ever since that one really bad relationship I had.

I haven't been back in love.

Not bad relationship, the one that ended not great for me.

I was super sad.

And I haven't let myself be vulnerable,

and I think I've kind of become hardened to it

because I am so afraid again of getting hurt.

What? (laughing)

What kind of fucking revelation is that?

Or like it's a lot easier for me now

to like hurt other people rather than get hurt

'cause it's so scary.

- Yeah. - And I'm terrified for you.

- Yeah, aww. - I'm so scared.

- We do kind of the same thing

in two opposite ends of the spectrum.

So you hurt other people before they could hurt you.

I hurt myself and reject myself

before someone else could reject me.

- Fuck.

- Yeah. - We're shitty.

- No, we're just human.

- Oh, God bless us. - We're just human and we're

silly and dumb.

- We are silly and dumb. - We are silly and dumb.

- We're fun too, though.

- I don't know.

I think it's really important for me, personally.

Everyone's on their own path or whatever.

But I do want some sort of relationship,

and I want it to be real.

A lot of this stuff is so in my head.

I'll have a crush on someone and be like...

(gasps)

- You plan your whole life together.

- That's all I do with my free time.

And then before I know it,

I'm daydreaming the whole day away.

Then I'm like, "Jesus Christ,

"I didn't do anything with this weekend."

And then if I ever talk to them, they'll be like,

"What'd you do this weekend?"

I'd be like, "I thought of our kiss."

(laughing)

"I thought of our kids

"and I walked us through our first fight."

- What do think is gonna like be...

You're on apps.

You don't really go on dates. - I deleted all my apps.

- What do you want?

What do you want to do to make this a reality?

- That's where I'm having a bit of a hard time.

I don't know.

I don't know if I could try the apps again.

I think that's another thing is I was very much closed off

to the idea of dating, even though I wanted to.

I thought I wanted to date someone.

So I was like, "Ah, Tinder sucks."

Or, "Bumble sucks," or whatever.

- It does suck.

- It's really hard, I think, because I think

it's just really difficult to just see a picture

of someone and then their own bio and be like...

- Yeah.

- I can't write a bio for the life of me.

- What did your bio say?

- It was just a hand waving for a while.

- Oh, Jesus, Kayte, you're a writer.

(laughing) - I know, I know.

But being self-aware sometimes crosses into self-conscious.

- Yeah. - Extremely, what is it,

self-conscious. - Yeah.

- You're just extremely self-conscious,

so I didn't know what to write.

- Yeah. - I was just like,

"I don't know, I guess I'm a writer, oh,

"but I'm not a good one."

You know what I mean, like... - Wow.

- Boy, it's a real war in my head.

- I wish we could do an episode about this

'cause I have gotten a few messages where people

have written in asking how they can help their friend.

Be like, "My friend's so great

"and they're dealing with this."

Or like, "How do you deal with a friend

"who doesn't believe in themselves or something?"

But I don't know what to do 'cause I live this everyday with

you fuckin' piece of shit. - Yeah.

- I don't know. - That helps, that'll help.

Yeah, that's good.

- Well, it just pisses me off 'cause I want so much for you

and I want you to have all of these things

you want. - I want to have all

those things, too, it just doesn't happen overnight.

This has been 28 years of habitual thoughts.

- I feel like you've grown so much.

- I hope so.

- Yeah, it's all

about the growth. - I mean, I have never really

said I want a relationship.

I always just say like,

"Oh, I just want someone to fuck me."

And I don't.

- No, we know that that's not true.

- I know.

- We know you want someone to fuckin' diddle your doodle

and lay around and play with you and Pete.

(laughing)

And fuckin' go out and get brunch

and shit. - And I want someone

who's a little bit more active than me,

but also likes to lay down.

- Lay down. - So that they could be like,

"Come on, let's go do something today."

And I'll be like, "Ugh, fine."

- Dude, the best kind of days are the ones

where you wake up and you're like,

"We could go out and do all this shit,

"or..." - Or...

So that's where I'm at.

Oh. (laughing)

- What? - Twilight brought this up.

(laughing)

But I thought about that. - But it's because it's that

bullshit obsessive movie nonsense.

- Yeah, yeah.

- Where it makes you think you're missing out

because you don't have a guy

that wants to literally kill people for you.

- I think that we're just sort of skewed.

I think that if I just show up, that's enough.

(laughing) - Yeah.

It is! - No, it's not.

- It is. - No, it is not.

You have to show some sort of--

- Kayte, you will find someone

that you are doing enough by being.

- I'm not, okay? (laughing)

Here's the thing.

Yes, yes, yes.

I don't think you understand what I mean by showing up.

- Sure.

- Not showing up to life and being who I am.

I mean like walking into

a place. - A bar.

- Or a bar, and then seeing someone.

You have to give 'em somethin'.

- Yeah. - Remember the kid I talked

about on one of the podcasts?

That guy, that human man.

(laughing)

- Nice recovery.

- That I talked about on the podcast,

a few podcasts. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- And then I had to say that I liked him or whatever.

- Oh, right, right, right.

- I used to daydream about him.

I haven't really thought about him unless I see him.

- Yeah. - And it doesn't

feel bad anymore. - Yeah.

- I'm just like, "Oh, he didn't like me back."

- You can move on from it.

- That is it.

It sucked for like two days, I was kinda mad.

And then I was mad 'cause I wanted him to like me,

but now I'm just like...

- Weirdly, I do the same thing

where it takes me like two days of me

obsessively looking at their Instagram or something

and then being like, "You know what?

"Here's a shitty thing about them that I didn't

"notice before that I probably wouldn't have liked."

- Yeah.

- God, and that goes for just like relationships too, right?

How we idealize the best parts about relationships.

- Yeah.

- I'll look back on that one big love that broke my heart.

And all the time, whenever I bring it up,

if I'm with family or friends, and something'll happen

and it'll spark a conversation about him,

they will always go, "Kelsey, you were so unhappy."

And in my head, I wanna be like, "No, I wasn't."

"I was so in love,

"and that was the best relationship of my adult life."

And, truly, it was not.

- Yeah. - I didn't fuckin' want that.

I did not want that person.

I did not want the shitty things about them.

The shitty things far outweighed

the good in the relationship, yet I stayed.

- Yeah.

- Convincing myself that it was love

and true love and big love.

- Yeah. - And it wasn't.

I still don't think I've had my big movie love.

- Yeah. - And I've said it.

I've said "I love you" to a guy.

Well, we said it together after two weeks of dating.

Two fuckin' weeks.

- I mean, maybe. - That wasn't love.

That was just pure lust.

- Yeah.

- But in those times where you get caught up in it

and you're like feelin' it and all your fuckin' hormones

and endorphins and shit are pumpin',

I think you learn what true love is

the more you, I guess, just experience it.

Because I really do think I've only been in love twice.

I think my first high school boyfriend, the big one,

that you learn about just how you can even feel

about another person that's a complete stranger.

And then the big one.

And even the big one that I talk about,

I don't know if that was fully, actually love.

- See, I never felt that about anybody.

I've loved people, but only on my own, I've never felt

it reciprocated. - Yeah.

- I am in God dang awe of the fact that it exists.

I feel like I'm in the Truman Show

and everyone's just telling me this bullshit.

And that's just it.

It's like love doesn't actually exist and I'm just gonna

realize one day that I've been in

the world of hamsters. - I don't know if I envy you.

I kind of envy you, though.

- Why? - 'Cause, dude...

- Don't give me that shit about, "Oh, it hurts."

- It does, man! - Yeah, okay.

But oh, man, that's...

- It's that thing, is it better

to have loved and lost than never loved at all?

And nine times out of 10,

I would say I would rather not have loved at all.

(laughing) - See, I want it.

I've literally only liked people...

What's that word called?

Unrequited.

- Oh. - My middle name, baby.

Kayte Elizabeth Unrequited Anne Peterman.

- Dude, it's gonna happen.

And when it does, it's gonna be so scary and

so wonderful. - I'm so fucking sick of

people saying that. - It's true, though.

- Thank you.

- What do you want me to say, that it's

never gonna happen? - You don't know,

you don't know!

- You think you're gonna go your whole fuckin' life

without ever falling in love? - People do it.

What if I died today?

- That's really sad, but also could totally happen.

- Yeah.

- Well, then Kayte, you better start tellin'

the people that you wanna fuck that you wanna fuck

or be in a relationship with them.

- I love this, I said love and you're like,

"You better tell 'em you wanna fuck 'em."

(laughing)

- Because, you know what, if you really wanted it

bad enough, and maybe this is a little bit of tough love,

but you'd fuckin' do something about it.

- Yeah, but that's another thing.

Then once I find someone who...

I know, I know, everyone's gonna be like,

"Kayte, you're setting yourself up for failure."

- No, I don't think anyone's - Join the club.

- saying that.

- As soon as someone likes me back,

when I say I cut and run...

(laughing)

When I say I truly run...

Where was I?

- Then how the fuck are you supposed to

ever fall in love if you physically leave?

- If you figure that out,

let me know so I can take it back to therapy.

Jesus Christ.

I don't know!

It's just being terrified of intimacy

but also craving intimacy, it's like, uh...

- That's life, though.

- It's like needing peanuts but being allergic.

I mean, no I don't wanna die. (laughing)

I'm not allergic to peanuts, I can't speak on that.

That's a terrible allergy to have.

- Oh, wait.

Speaking of speaking on experiences that we can't speak to,

should I just read this comment that we got?

I thought this was a good comment because it talks

about speaking to experiences that we can't speak to.

So, at Bella.Hornby, or Norby.

I don't know, my handwriting's shitty.

Said, "Love the podcast."

"I just wanted to say that you often associate vaginas

"exclusively with women and women exclusively with gina."

Ginas? (laughing)

Vaginas.

"Not all women have vaginas

"and not all people with vaginas are women."

"I know you wouldn't be trans-exclusionary."

Whoa, "I know you wouldn't be trans-exclusionary."

Why can't I say that word? - It's okay, we get it.

- "I know you wouldn't be trans-exclusionary on purpose."

"I just think it's important to be conscious of and for

"your trans and just as easily influenced listeners."

Abso-fucking-lutely, 100%. - Yup, our bad.

It happens just because I identify as a woman

and have a vagina, and we're gonna be better about that.

- Just another example of us bein' privileged

and not realizing that we have

to be more inclusive in the way we speak.

- And fuck it up so that you guys don't have to.

- Thank you very much for bringing that to our attention.

- Yeah.

- And we will not do that again hopefully.

- We never pitched this to our bosses like,

"We wanna do a women podcast."

"We want it to be like a feminist fuckin'..."

(coughing) (laughing)

Literally the word feminism and Kayte starts choking.

- No, no, no, I'm a feminist!

- I know. - It's weird to identify as.

Duh.

- Yeah, we never said.

It's just we obviously were.

We identify as women and we speak to our experiences

and that's what this fuckin' podcast has turned into.

And so we're gonna try and do better.

Hey, if there are people out there that

we're not speaking to experience, tell us what we can do.

- Let us know.

- If you want to hear specific guests

or if we can talk about specific subjects,

and we will only be able to do the best

that we can with what we have lived.

- We do try, but we don't know everything.

So, if we fuck up and offend you,

please let us know and we won't do it again.

- A-motherfucking-men.

Speaking of dope ass guests,

I want to bring in our next...

Our next guest?

I want to bring in our guest!

- Coming up, our next guest!

- She was a part of the Big Bear

slash Bad Bear slash Bad Bitch experience.

She also has her debut book coming out March 12th.

- March 12th!

- And I just wanna read a couple of these

quotes about you and just build you up 'cause I love what

people are talking about. - I'm putting my hand behind

you guys, I hope that's okay. (laughing)

- It's Shauna Barbosa, by the way!

- Shauna Barbosa!

- In her strong debut, Barbosa delves into how the nuances

of identity are formed through intersecting struggles.

She characterizes identity as mutual, flexible,

and a means to keep the memories that shape a person.

Her book is called Cape Verdean Blues.

Writing of her Cape Verdean upbringing in Boston,

Barbosa investigates what it means to be

a woman of color and a cultural other.

In Barbosa's poems, the act of remembering can spur

self reflection as well as a political epiphany.

That was from Publisher's Weekly.

- Ooh!

- And then you've also been published in Lenny Letter.

And then my favorite.

These words feel like experiences.

Some are personal, most are enlightening, but all connect.

Connect on a higher level, a spiritual level.

By motherfucking

Kendrick Lamar! (laughing)

- Hell yeah. - Who's that?

- Shauna!

(laughing)

Bitch, welcome to the podcast.

- Hi, thanks for having me.

- Thanks for coming.

I'm obsessed with you.

I'm obsessed with your work.

But how the fuck does one get Kendrick Lamar,

a grammy-winning artist,

to speak so highly about your dope shit?

Without just the obvious answer, being dope.

- You just write a really dark book.

(laughing)

People like dark shit.

- So, your book is poems.

- Yeah, it's a collection of poetry.

But no, I interviewed him maybe like 2011 or '12,

and then maybe a couple years after that.

- Mm-hmm.

- And then we just kind of like stayed in touch.

- And like we just have this relationship about art.

- Mm-hmm, and it's called Cape Verdean Blues.

Which Cape Verdean is an island off the coast of Africa

that your family's from? - Yeah, (mumbles), yeah.

- Cape Verdean, why do I keep saying Veri-dee-an.

- Well, Cape Verdean is kind of how you would identify.

Like Cape Verdean. - Oh, okay, okay.

And so your family's from there, you're from Boston?

- I'm from Boston, yeah, - I found that out

- my family dad is from there. - this weekend, I found out

a lot about you this weekend.

(laughing) - Yeah, yeah.

- I obviously wanna get to your work

because I want people to hear how dope it is.

- I have my book.

- Yes, it's pretty! - Yay!

- It's gorgeous, by the way.

- The photographer, his name is Warren Keelan.

And I actually found him on Instagram.

- Oh, dope.

- I write a lot about surveillance in a way.

These lines were designed

because I have a bunch of astrology poems.

- Oh.

Where can people buy it?

'Cause right now, it's pre-order.

And we were talking about how crazy it is

that you're putting out a book

and what that experience is fucking...

No one can fucking say that they've done

what you've done, or a select few can.

And we were talking about how

important it is to have pre-orders.

Like that's when it matters

because of getting on a bestseller list.

- Yeah, all of that.

So, pre-order.

- Where can people get it?

- No, it's on Amazon.

So you can pre-order it on Amazon,

and I think it's like Barnes and Noble.

- Yeah. - There are a bunch of links.

- I'm really interested.

Did you know that you wanted to write a book of poems?

How did this actually come about?

'Cause it's pretty cool, the actual,

"Oh, I wrote it and then I picked this cover."

That's all cool, but how did you make it?

'Cause it seems like such a dense field.

- You guys didn't write poems when you were little?

- No. - I wrote about 3,000 haikus,

considered myself Emily Dickinson,

and then threw in the towel. (laughing)

- That's perfect. - I was like,

"I nailed it and that's it."

- I got into reading poetry actually from Instagram.

Like Niy-rah We-ya.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - She had, stuff like her

turned me onto the bigger books.

- Right. - And then I just started

getting into it from Instagram, though,

because I never thought I would be someone,

when you think of someone who's like into poetry,

you think about a fuckin' beatnik smokin' a joint.

- Judy from Doug, the older sister.

(laughing) - Yeah!

- Yeah, poetry is, like you were saying,

so dense and specific.

- Yeah, I've always written poetry.

I don't think it's something that I was always aware of.

When I went back in my dad's attic

and I'm looking at all of this shit,

it's like all of these poems from when like six years old.

I was always writing stories.

- Yeah. - And they were always dark.

They were about monsters and people getting killed and shit.

- Yeah, I made up a song once about windows.

- What? (laughing)

- They're important. (mumbling)

- So, you and I are on the exact

same page. - Yeah, exactly.

(laughing) See?

It's a little, it's dark.

- Why do you think you were so fucked up as a kid?

I mean, we all were, but like what do you think,

were you able to translate

your darker shit into an art form?

- I just feel like it's in me.

Like there's just this dark, no, I mean...

(laughing) - I mean there, it, like 100%

and everyone has a fuckin' dark side.

- Yeah.

I mean, but my poetry's not like super...

I mean, I was writing about monsters.

- I feel like any sort of art form is

kind of like harnessing and controlling

and sort of dealing with your demons.

- How did you start to translate that

and carry it into adult life, right?

'Cause I feel like we give up a lot of hobbies as kids,

but this is something that obviously stuck.

- Yeah, it stuck, so, I had this...

- What? - Damn, I don't know.

I don't even know.

Let's see, I moved to New York from Boston

and I started working at a magazine.

And then from this magazine,

I started this website called Let's Just Eat Cheese.

- What? (laughing)

That's speaks to me on a fuckin' spiritual level.

- You should've heard Kelsey's stomach just now.

(laughing) (chattering)

- Literally my stomach just went, "Grr, cheese?"

- So, it's called Let's Just Eat Cheese.

Well, it was called, I don't have it anymore,

but I love everyone who ever read that shit.

But I used to write like a lot of vignettes

and just flash fiction and stories, mainly about sex.

But I wrote about a lot of shit,

and that's when I started interviewing people.

And, you know, the Kendrick interviews were there.

- Mm-hmm. - I was just always writing.

And then when I moved back to Boston,

I took a poetry workshop at Harvard.

- Mm-hmm. - And I was like, oh.

(laughing) - A Harvard girl over here.

- And I didn't think that people would fuck with my work

because I was coming from the music industry.

So I feel like if it wasn't related

to like hip hop or some shit...

'Cause Let's Just Eat Cheese was still

like all about culture and shit like that.

So honestly, I was like, I didn't think white people

would fuck with my shit if they weren't into like music.

- White people love emotional shit and they also love taking

things from people of color and like

- No, it's-- - self-identifying with it.

- Yeah, fuckin' read - Awww.

- some shit, please, because we read out

a poem a couple weeks ago and so many people were like,

Where can I get that?

Who is that person?

And I want people to hear your shit.

So, can you,

- 'Cause if they don't do - do us,

- that, then it's gonna be... - a great honor.

- I will read Welcome Back.

Welcome back after Etheridge Knight.

Welcome back, Miss B, love of my life.

How's your identity problem, your culture problem?

You are pickling your lesson.

Gotta watch out for the old lesson, love of my life.

How's your acid problem?

Your weed, Adderall, Lexapro, and lithium too.

Your lustful problem.

How's your weight problem, your eating problem?

How's your lying and cheating

and staying out all night long problem?

Welcome back, Miss B, love of my life.

How's your money, saved up,

don't know what to do with it problem?

You quit your job problem?

How's your small breast problem?

Your might buy some titties problem?

How's your plan B?

Welcome back, Miss B, love of my life.

How's your used to write that boy in jail

until he got shot and killed problem?

How's your stalker problem?

Your fucking too many in the crew,

you don't feel magic, ain't never loved no one problem?

How's your book problem?

Ain't been published,

haven't read your lover's book problem?

How's your might go to Dominican Republic

to fix your waist which you sit on,

put your breasts in, her in his mouth problem?

The porn problem?

Never let go, don't love,

don't leave, please need me problem?

Your want to fuck everywhere

but a bed problem, in the dark problem?

And your crushing pills,

crushing dignity out of pity problem?

How's your drinking, your thinking?

You still paranoid?

You still bipolar, still scared shitless?

You still wanna die?

Welcome back, Miss B, love of my life.

How's your language problem?

Understand and won't speak to save

your grandmother's heart problem?

How's your everything is about pussy and race problem?

You're enough problem?

You gotta watch out for the old lesson.

How's your social network,

your why did he just post a photo

of his girlfriend knowing I would see it problem?

Your unfollowing triggers?

How's your checking the last time who he's following,

why hasn't he responded to your hateful,

don't mean it text messages problem?

Your want to be a rapper problem?

Your back on the bed, against the wall,

on the pavement, just let it come problem?

Welcome back, Miss B, love of my life.

You gotta watch out for the old lesson.

- [Both] Whoo!

(laughing) (applauding)

- Good lord. - I have chills.

I have tears.

My mouth is dry.

- Can you never stop reading?

- Oh my God, stop.

- Oh my God. - Seriously.

- That was great.

I'm gonna pre-order mine today.

(laughing) I know it sounds like a

infomercial, but I really am.

- Pre-order yours today!

- Well there you have it, folks.

You tired of silly old prose?

- Walt Whitman? (laughing)

- Dude, it feels so today.

How do you feel every time you have to read that?

I couldn't read that without being like fucking...

I'm like mad and sad and like

so many things. - Yeah, it kinda makes

me wanna throw up.

- Yeah. - It makes me feel so

- In a good way. - many things.

(laughing) - I gotta watch out,

with you. (laughing)

- The listeners are not going to know that this is a joke.

- It's a joke, it's a joke.

- They're gonna be like, how - Get her out.

- do you, how do you, like, how?

- Do I read it all the time?

- How does that make you feel reading that?

- I think I'm a little removed.

Well, I don't know, honestly. - Do you have to be

a little bit removed to be able

to perform it? - I am, yeah, I am

because I really do feel like I am performing it.

And another great thing about this poem is

it's called Welcome Back

and it's after Etheridge Knight, who is a poet.

He passed away some years ago,

but he has a poem called Welcome Back.

- Mm-hmm. - So I feel like I feel

removed from this poem especially

because this is like for him.

This is like in his honor. - Yeah, yeah.

- You know what I mean, I remember

reading that poem

and it was the first poem I ever took this book,

and I read the poem in the mirror

and I just like, I just felt it so fucking much.

So that when I went to write Welcome Back, I don't know.

I'm just removed from it

and I really do feel like I'm performing it.

And I never thought about this until right now.

Like I don't feel like this is about me.

- Wow. - Like I don't feel like

I'm writing about me like...

- Yeah.

- Because it's not, it's a truth and it's my truth,

but it comes from everywhere.

So I just always feel like

I'm performing the shit that I write, so I don't get...

- Yeah. - I never really feel like,

"Oh my God, this fucking..."

Right, I'm okay. - What a beautiful gift

to make people feel things.

Like that's something you're giving, back.

- Yeah. - It's like the most selfless

thing when you're just being

fully writing to your experience.

- Right. - And what a beautiful...

(sighing) oh jeez read me more, please.

(laughing) - Okay, let's see.

Depending on how these...

What's your sign?

- I'm a Leo.

- A Leo, what's your sign?

- Aries.

- Okay, I'm gonna see.

- Oh, shit. - What's your sign?

- I love this shit! - I'm a Gemini.

(gasping) - Oh, it makes so much sense.

- Okay, this is astrology, Aries.

(laughing)

- Oh, no.

- This is a weird one.

- I think we got off on the wrong foot here, Shauna.

(laughing)

- This is a weird one.

I actually have never read this.

I have never read this one. - Ooh, an exclusive here,

only on Adult Shit.

(laughing)

- What the hell are you plugging

our show for on our own show?

(mumbling) - I want people to get hype.

Alright, alright, alright, - Heard only on Adult Shit.

- alright, alright. - Okay.

- Aries.

Forcing forget on a Saturday in September

is how you arrive at the sea.

To address the time of day would mean

to reveal how time spins itself around.

Sand dollars have no heart.

Ask the doctor to get it in writing

and fax to the nearest machine.

Sand dollars have no heart.

Are people skeletons of the lives they create?

Is your location determined by physical capability,

or you are where you are from the wash up?

Aries, here's what you need to know.

Organisms of the sea cannot be

repulsed by chipped toenail polish.

Put your feet in.

Walk in shallow oceans with suede sandals.

Make skeleton picking your brave new hobby,

like gathering what's left of

the things falling while you bathe.

In bed with yourself, terror shall leave no part unkissed.

- I swear to God, I caught myself.

(laughing) (mumbling)

I swear to you guys! - That was so beautiful!

- Can I take a picture of that?

I'm gonna order the book.

- Yeah (laughing). (mumbling)

- Jesus.

- Can we get one more, please?

- Yeah, what's your sign?

- Leo. - Leo.

Fireworks start in June.

You will take them for gunshots if you

haven't heard a pistol go off close to your head.

If you haven't heard a group of boys ride by your house

and there, three bullets.

First, last, insecurity.

Leo, shower before your roommates.

Hot water rare as someone when you need them most.

A grateful heart shall not despair.

On the 14th day of this month,

the door will weep behind you.

You are more than the walls men rap about.

Greater than the walls that manage

not to collapse in high school,

walls that got higher in college.

Walls easy enough keep men

in a job line, welfare line, funeral line.

Touching the weep, the ceiling will play the trombone.

The floor beneath you will dance.

- Whoo! - Oh my God!

- Well (laughing).

- It's like some fucking rollercoaster!

- Now she over here acting like

a black auntie in a baptist church.

- Dude, that's the thing

I love, though. - My face is so red.

I can't believe it. - Is that you think it's

going one way and then it fuckin' takes you another way,

and it's a fuckin' journey.

And then you hit a line where you're just like, (grunts),

and then you hit another one

and you're like, "Fuck, oh shit, keep it."

Oh my God, I just love it.

It's just so...

Everything is different.

Everything is beautiful.

You're so talented.

- Thank you. - But you know that.

- Thank you.

- I'm so excited for you.

I'm so excited for your book. - Thank you!

- Yes. - Where can people follow you,

if you want them to (laughing)?

- Fuck with me. - Fuck with her.

- Fuck with me at... (laughing)

- Put that on your business card!

- Fuck with me at ShaunaBarbosa.

It's just first name, last name.

- S-H-A-U...

- S-H-A-U-N-A B-A-R-B-O-S-A on Instagram, on Twitter.

- And then go buy her book, you motherfuckers,

because I swear to God...

Or even just go follow you on Twitter

'cause your shit makes me feel things like...

- Thank you,

- I'm so excited for you. - Cape Verdean Blues.

I feel like a rapper 'cause I've never like...

Cape Verdean Blues in

stores March 12th! - In stores now!

Get it while you

still can, baby! - Out now, pre-order now!

- Shit, well, thank you so much for coming.

- Thank you guys so much - You're so cool.

- for having me. - We love you and please

come back, even when you're so famous and successful

and a famous poet.

- Okay, bye.

(laughing)

♪ Then I start freakin' in the place to be ♪

♪ I do with authenticity ♪

- I'm gonna give a shout-out to

@TheCocktailChick, or Chic.

I'm not sure.

TheCocktailChick, Chic.

@ItsAmberLizet, @SavannahJLane, @LexieAbny,

@ItsJillB, @JOolio.

What?

@Hec, oh, fuck, why did I pick the hardest one?

@HeCocksLove.

(laughing) @ShromKCFamily,

and @KayceeW,

- @TheCashQueen.

Sorry I forgot to shout you out last week.

I met her in Philly and I told her I'd shout her out.

- And then you didn't deliver?

(laughing) - Yeah, oh, I was hammered.

Full blackout. - You know Kayte over-deliver,

under-promise.

Just kidding, oh my God. - Over-promise, under-deliver.

- No, that's what you should do is over...

No.

- No, I'm just gonna keep being my goddamn self.

- Sure, okay.

- @Saysp. (laughing)

@KelseyLynnF, RayWrites.

I would say rock that natural look.

Also, they have tinted moisturizers,

if that is something that you would be

interested in. - That sounds like an

insider thing that we don't understand.

- She can't wear makeup right now

and she has a hard time rockin' her natural look.

- Oh. - So I just said, "Do it."

Or for super sensitive skin, they do have

tinted moisturizers. - Look at you, givin' fuckin'

beauty advice and shit.

- QueenLatoyah, Samanther, Nicole, PaigeGlassed.

Glass (laughs), and TheBestElijah.

Also TheBestElijah, if it walks like a duck

and talks like a duck, run (chuckles).

- What the fuck are you giving subliminal advice to people

through shout-outs now? - No, TheBestElijah,

he may be getting catfished.

- Oh.

- But I don't know.

But also, the person he's talking to

seems super controlling.

- Ew, gross.

Don't forget to go rate this on iTunes!

We climbed back up in the charts last week!

- We did, thank you guys! - We're so happy for you guys.

Also, big exciting news!

We are officially going to be on Spotify starting this week!

- Yes! - Holy shit!

- We finally are now working with a company

that's helping not only get us like ads and stuff

like that but they were like, "Oh, yeah,

"you have to put this on Spotify."

So, hope that helps out for some of you

who have been wanting to listen.

You can follow me @KelseyDarragh on all the things!

- You can follow me at (laughs).

- She's eating a fucking orange, Kayte, really?

- I was sick, I need vitamin C.

- Okay.

- @KaytePeaterman on Instagram,

@-K-A-Y-T-E-P-E-A on le Twitter,

and-- - Guys, just have a good week.

We love you so much.

- We do. - Life is so good.

Even when it's bad, we're still blessed to be here.

We will see you next week! - We're on Spotify!

- [Both] Fucking bye!

(Kayte scatting)

♪ From the second that I step in the place ♪

♪ I freak and keep movin' at the head of the pace ♪

♪ I find the competition and I give 'em a taste ♪

♪ And soon they're so mad that they're red in the face ♪

♪ 'Cause what we on is something beyond ♪

♪ Every song comes sweeter than butter pecan ♪

♪ See, we dig deep ♪

重点词汇

词汇	含义
friend /frend/ A2	noun - 朋友 (péngyou)
hugging /ˈhʌɡɪŋ/ A1	verb - 拥抱 (yōngbào)
freakin' /ˈfriːkɪn/ B1	adjective - 非常 (fēicháng)
blur /blɜːr/ B1	noun - 模糊 (móhu)
keeping /ˈkiːpɪŋ/ A2	verb - 保持 (bǎochí)
text /tɛkst/ A2	verb - 发短信 (fā duǎnxìn)
dumb /dʌm/ B1	adjective - 愚蠢 (yúchǔn)
missed /mɪst/ A2	verb - 想念 (xiǎngniàn)
listeners /ˈlɪsnərz/ A2	noun - 听众 (tīngzhòng)
commenting /kəˈmentɪŋ/ B1	verb - 评论 (pínglùn)
mental /ˈmentl/ B1	adjective - 精神的 (jīngshén de)
health /helθ/ A2	noun - 健康 (jiànkāng)
weekend /ˈwiːkend/ A2	noun - 周末 (zhōumò)
exactly /ɪɡˈzæktli/ B1	adverb - 确切地 (quèqiè de)
exhausted /ɪɡˈzɔːstɪd/ B2	adjective - 筋疲力尽 (jīnpílìjìn)
tired /ˈtaɪərd/ A2	adjective - 累 (lèi)