I can't believe this.
00:06
No good?
It's awful.
00:08
It makes sin
seem like a good thing.
00:11
Well, that's the problem,
isn't it?
00:13
I mean, if sin didn't seem
like a good thing,
00:14
nobody would do it.
00:16
George, please, I'm in no mood.
00:17
That's one of the seven sins,
right?
00:21
Pastor Jeff gave me this project
00:23
because he knew
I'd be best at it.
00:24
Now Gene... Lundy
is taking over.
00:26
Oh, look, pride. And envy.
00:30
Don't stop. Four sins to go.
00:31
I'm guessing lust
ain't happening tonight.
00:36
You see a large red button.
00:44
The floor opens up and
you plunge into a 60-foot pit.
00:52
Again, you're not Superman
in this game;
00:59
you're Superman for Halloween.
01:02
Which isn't till next week.
01:04
Then I blast my way out
with my super breath!
01:09
Just let him do it.
01:14
Five more minutes.
Hey, Georgie.
01:17
I saw you talking
to Veronica Duncan.
01:19
How well do you know her?
01:23
Not as well as I'm gonna.
01:24
He math skills
are dreadful.
01:27
Did you know Superman
has a dog?
01:29
His name is Krypto.
01:31
He plays fetch in space.
01:34
♪ Please allow me
to introduce myself ♪
01:35
Cut. Cut. Cut.
Cut. Cut. (sighs)
01:38
It's supposed to be wrath.
01:42
♪ I've been around
for a long, long time ♪
01:44
♪ Stole many a man's soul ♪
01:48
Give him a little kick
now that's he's down.
01:50
Give him a little kick.
01:51
That's right,
that's good.
01:54
Yes. Yeah.
(groaning)
01:56
♪ Pleased to meet you ♪
02:00
♪ Hope you guess my name ♪
02:02
♪ Ah, what's puzzling you... ♪
02:08
Kind of stomp down on him,
stomp down on him.
02:10
Yes. That's the way. Good.
02:14
Now, Fred, remember,
02:16
you are the
personification of lust.
02:18
Your sole reason for being
is to try to satisfy
02:22
this unquenchable thirst
for physical pleasure.
02:26
Great. Will there be
kissing and touching?
02:31
Oh, you bet.
Mm. Mm.
02:34
Pretend kissing.
Pretend touching.
02:39
Fred, would you just
give me a moment?
02:43
Mary, I-I've tried
to be patient,
02:46
but if I'm gonna do this,
02:49
put my reputation
on the line,
02:51
I'm gonna need you
to back off just a little bit.
02:53
Do I need to remind you that
the purpose of Heck House
02:56
is to show how sins
destroy our lives?
02:59
You are making them
into a good thing.
03:02
Have you read the script?
03:05
He's gonna get syphilis.
03:08
He goes home,
he gives it to his wife.
03:10
She kills him
and her entire family.
03:13
I couldn't find my keys,
03:18
and then my car
wouldn't start.
03:20
Hi. Are you
my make out partner?
03:25
No. No. No one's making out.
03:29
This all stops right now.
03:31
You have got to calm down.
03:34
I will not have innocent
children walk through this house
03:35
on Halloween and see
a half-naked woman.
03:37
A half-naked woman
chock-full of syphilis.
03:39
BOTH:
What?
It's pretend syphilis.
03:42
Mary, I am a trained
theater professional.
03:46
Why don't you just let me
do what I do, while you,
03:50
you know, go home and make
a nice tuna casserole.
03:55
ADULT SHELDON:
I know what you're thinking:
04:03
she's going to tear
his throat out.
04:05
But what in fact happened
is she did
04:06
what she thought Jesus
would do.
04:09
She went home and made
that tuna casserole.
04:10
It was a little salty
04:13
but I ate it
because she was in a mood.
04:14
