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So you collect all the terms linear in X. 00:01
See? Simple. 00:04
Maybe for you. 00:05
No, it's simple for everybody. 00:06
Now you collect all the terms linear in Y. 00:08
I don't get it. 00:11
Try this. Close your eyes. 00:13
-'Kay. -Can you see 00:15
the slope of the line given by the coefficients of X and Y? 00:17
No. 00:21
What do you see? 00:22
Darkness. 00:24
Try harder. 00:25
Wait. 00:28
I see Elle Macpherson in a bikini. 00:29
Ooh, it just fell off. 00:33
-Dad! -I'll make it $40! Keep going! 00:35
Maybe the problem is you're not a good teacher. 00:38
Unlikely. Regardless, I am your only hope. 00:41
What do you see when you close your eyes? 00:44
I see quadrant one as red, 00:47
quadrant two is soft and plush... 00:49
(sniffs) quadrant three smells like lavender, 00:51
and quadrant four is overlaid with a Fibonacci spiral. 00:54
That's really weird. 00:57
No. What's really weird is doing simple algebra 00:59
and thinking about a girl in a bikini. 01:02
I disagree. 01:05
Dad! 01:06
GEORGE SR.: Keep going. 01:07
01:09
SHELDON: And when you divide by a negative 01:10
number, you have to reverse the direction of the inequality. 01:12
I'm tired. I'm going to bed. 01:14
But we're not done. You're going to fail. 01:16
I get enough of what you said. I'll be fine. 01:18
ADULT SHELDON: It was at that moment I decided 01:20
I was not cut out for teaching. 01:23
I consoled myself with the knowledge 01:25
that I was wonderful at everything else. 01:27
01:29
Take one and pass it back. 01:30
Take one and pass it back. 01:33
As you all know, this test'll count 01:35
for 25% of your final grade. 01:36
Be sure to show all your work. 01:39
If you get stuck on a question, 01:41
move on and come back to it at the end. 01:42
And I shouldn't have to say this, 01:44
but if there's any cheating, I will see it. 01:46
I got eyes in the back of my head. 01:48
I got more eyes than a potato. 01:51
(chuckles) 01:53
Ms. Ingram? 01:54
-Yeah, Sheldon. -I'm done. 01:55
What? 01:57
I enjoyed it very much. 01:59
I'll take another if you have one. 02:00
No, I don't have another one. 02:01
J-Just read ahead in the textbook. 02:03
Oh, boy. 02:06
ADULT SHELDON: Seeing my brother struggle 02:11
was difficult for me. 02:13
As his tutor, I took his failure personally, 02:15
almost as if I had failed. 02:18
Which was odd, because I knew how dumb he was. 02:20
Georgie, how'd you do on that math test today? 02:25
It was tough. 02:27
I don't know. 02:28
I'm sorry I wasn't more help. 02:29
Me, too. 02:31
That's all right, baby, you tried. 02:32
Yeah. It's okay, baby. 02:34
I don't understand what went wrong. 02:38
Is there any chance you drank alcohol 02:41
when you were pregnant with Georgie? 02:43
No! 02:44
Well, don't be so high-and-mighty. 02:45
I drank when I was pregnant with you. 02:47
You turned out fine. 02:48
These days everybody's like, 02:50
"Don't drink, don't smoke." 02:51
I swear. Texas is turning into California. 02:52
You realize there's nothing I can do if you fail. 02:56
You're off the team. 02:58
I know. 03:00
Well, I'm gonna ask Jesus 03:01
to help you get a good grade on that test. 03:02
Shouldn't you have asked him before he took it? 03:05
The man rose from the dead-- I think he can fix a test 03:08
after the fact. 03:10
You know, I hear you say things like that, 03:11
and I wonder if maybe I did have a few too many whiskey sours 03:13
when you were in my belly. 03:16

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[中文]
所以你把所有关于 X 的线性项都收集起来。
看到了吧?很简单。
也许对你来说是。
不,这对每个人都很简单。
现在你把所有关于 Y 的线性项都收集起来。
我不明白。
试试这个——闭上眼睛。
——好。——你能看到
由 X 和 Y 的系数决定的直线的斜率吗?
不。
你看到了什么?
一片漆黑。
再用点力。
等等。
我看到 Elle Macpherson 穿着比基尼。
哦,它刚掉下来了。
-爸爸!——我出价 40 美元!继续!
或许问题在于——你不是个好老师。
不太可能。无论如何——我是你唯一的希望。
你闭上眼睛时看到的是什么?
我看到第一象限是红色的,
第二象限柔软而蓬松……
(抽鼻子) 第三象限闻起来像薰衣草,
第四象限则覆盖着斐波那契螺旋。
这真的很奇怪。
不。真正奇怪的是——做简单的代数运算
却在想象一个穿比基尼的女孩。
我不同意。
爸爸!
GEORGE SR.:——继续。
SHELDON:——当你除以负数时,
必须把不等式的方向反过来。
我累了,要去睡觉。
但我们还没结束。——你会失败的。
我已经听够你说的了。——我会没事的。
成年 SHELDON:——就在那一刻,我决定
我不适合当老师。
我用以下认识安慰自己:
我在其他方面非常出色。
拿一个——再传回去。
拿一个——再传回去。
正如大家所知,这次考试占
你期末成绩的 25%。
一定要把所有过程写出来。
如果卡在某题上,
先跳过去,最后再回来。
我本不该这么说,
但要是有人作弊,我一定会发现。
我的脑后有眼睛。
我的眼睛比土豆还多。
(轻笑)
Ingram 老师?
-是的,Sheldon。——我说完了。
什么?
我非常享受。
如果还有的话,我再来一盘。
不,我没有别的了。
只要在教材里往前读。
哎呀。
成年 SHELDON:——看到我兄弟挣扎,
让我很难受。
作为他的导师,我把他的失败当成自己的失败,
几乎像是我自己也失败了一样。
这很奇怪,因为我知道他有多笨。
Georgie,今天你的数学考试考得怎么样?
很难。
我不知道。
对不起,我帮不上忙。
我也是。
没事,宝贝,你已经尽力了。
是的,没事的,宝贝。
我不明白到底哪里出错了。
有没有可能——你怀 Georgie 的时候喝了酒?
没有!
不!
好吧,别这么自以为是。
我怀你的时候也喝过酒。
你最后还是好的。
现在大家都说,
“别喝酒,别抽烟。”
我发誓,德克萨斯正在变成加州。
你要知道,如果你挂科,我也无能为力。
你被踢出队了。
我知道。
好,我要去请求耶稣
帮你把这次考试的成绩提上去。
你不该在他出题前就请他帮忙吧?
那位从死里复活的——我想他能事后补救考试。
你知道,我听到你说这样的话,
我不禁想,也许在你在我肚子里的时候,我喝了太多威士忌酸。
and I wonder if maybe I did have a few too many whiskey sours
when you were in my belly.
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词汇 含义

linear

/ˈlɪniər/

B2
  • adjective
  • - 线性的 (xiànxìng de)

coefficient

/koʊˈfɪʃənt/

C1
  • noun
  • - 系数 (xìshù)

slope

/sloʊp/

B2
  • noun
  • - 斜率 (xiélǜ)

quadrant

/ˈkwɒdrənt/

B2
  • noun
  • - 象限 (xiàngxiàn)

Fibonacci

/ˌfɪbəˈnɑːtʃi/

C1
  • proper noun
  • - 斐波那契数列 (Fěbōnàqì shùliè)

spiral

/ˈspaɪrəl/

B1
  • noun
  • - 螺旋 (luóxuán)

inequality

/ˌɪnɪˈkwɒləti/

B2
  • noun
  • - 不等式 (bùděngshì)

reverse

/rɪˈvɜːrs/

B1
  • verb
  • - 逆转 (nìzhuǎn)

tutor

/ˈtuːtər/

B1
  • noun
  • - 导师 (dǎoshī) / 家教 (jiājiào)

cheating

/ˈtʃiːtɪŋ/

B1
  • noun
  • - 作弊 (zuòbì)

struggle

/ˈstrʌɡəl/

B1
  • verb
  • - 挣扎 (zhēngzhá)

algebra

/ˈæl.dʒɪ.brə/

B2
  • noun
  • - 代数学 (dàishùxué)

pregnant

/ˈprɛɡ.nənt/

B1
  • adjective
  • - 怀孕的 (huáiyùn de)

whiskey

/ˈwɪs·ki/

B1
  • noun
  • - 威士忌 (wēishìjì)

knowledge

/ˈnɒlɪdʒ/

B1
  • noun
  • - 知识 (zhīshi)

failure

/ˈfeɪljər/

B1
  • noun
  • - 失败 (shībài)

direction

/dɪˈrɛkʃən/

B1
  • noun
  • - 方向 (fāngxiàng)

bikini

/bɪˈkiːni/

B1
  • noun
  • - 比基尼 (bǐjīní)

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  • Try harder.

    ➔ 祈使句

    ➔ 动词 “Try” 采用**祈使句**形式,表示直接命令。

  • When you close your eyes, I see quadrant one as red.

    ➔ 零条件句(现在时+现在时)

    ➔ “When you **close** your eyes”使用现在时表示一般条件,结果句 “I **see**” 也使用现在时。

  • And when you divide by a negative number, you have to reverse the direction of the inequality.

    ➔ 零条件句 + 情态动词 "have to"(必须)

    ➔ “when you **divide** by a negative number”是现在时条件句;主句使用情态动词短语 “**have to** reverse” 表示必要性。

  • If you get stuck on a question, move on and come back to it at the end.

    ➔ 第一条件句,结果使用祈使句

    ➔ “If” 从句使用现在时 “**get** stuck”;结果句使用祈使句 “**move** on” 和 “**come** back”。

  • I don't understand what went wrong.

    ➔ 间接问句

    ➔ “What”在动词 “understand” 后引出**间接问句**,从句使用过去式 “**went**”。

  • Shouldn't you have asked him before he took it?

    ➔ 情态动词 + 完成不定式的过去提问

    ➔ “Shouldn't you **have asked**”使用情态动词 “should” 加完成不定式 “**have asked**”,指代过去未实现的期望。

  • I consoled myself with the knowledge that I was wonderful at everything else.

    ➔ 由 “that” 引导的名词从句(内容从句)

    ➔ 短语 “the knowledge **that** I was wonderful...” 包含一个以 “that” 开头的**内容从句**,用来说明具体的知识。

  • I will see it.

    ➔ 带情态动词 “will” 的一般将来时

    ➔ “**Will**” 表示预测或意图,句子 “I **will see** it”。

  • I'm tired. I'm going to bed.

    ➔ 现在进行时 + “going to” 表示将来

    ➔ “I **am** tired” 用现在进行时描述当前状态;“I **am going to** bed” 用 “going to” 表示即将进行的计划动作。

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