Have you ever met a ____ that you tried to date
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But a year to make ____ she wanted you to wait?
Let me tell ya a ____ of my situation
I was talkin' to this ____ from the U.S. nation
The way that I met her was on ____ at a concert
She had long ____ and a short miniskirt
I just got onstage drippin', pourin' with sweat
I was walkin' through the crowd and gues who I met
I whispered in her ear, "Come to the ____ booth
So I can ____ you some questions to see if you are a hundred proof"
I asked her her ____, she said blah-blah-blah
I took a couple of ____ and she was enthused
I said, "How do you like the ____?"
She said, "I was very ____"
I started throwin' ____, she started throwin' back mid-range
But when I sprung the ____, she acted kind of strange
Then when I asked, "Do ya have a ____," she tried to pretend
She said, "No I don't, I only have a ____"
Come on, I'm not even goin' for it
This is what I'm goin' ____
You, you got what I ____ but you say he's just a friend
And you say he's just a friend, oh baby
You, got what I ____ but you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend, oh baby
You, got what I ____ but you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend
So I took blah-blah's ____ for it at this time
I thought just havin' a friend couldn't be no ____
'Cause I have friends and that's a ____
Like Agnes, Agatha, Germaine, and Jacq
Forget about that, let's go into the ____
About a ____ named blah-blah-blah that adored me
So we started talkin', gettin' ____
Spendin' a lot of ____ so we can build up
A relationship or some ____
How it's gonna be in the ____ we was plannin'
Everything sounded so dandy and ____
I had no ____ I was in for a treat
After this was established, everything was ____
The tour was over and she went back to ____
I called every ____ to see how she was doin'
Every time that I called her it seemed somethin' was brewin'
I called her on my ____, picked up, and then I called again
I said, "Yo, who was that?" "Oh, he's just a ____"
Don't gimme that, don't even gimme that
Jus' bust this
You, you got what I ____ but you say he's just a friend
And you say he's just a ____, oh baby
You, got what I ____ but you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a ____, oh baby
You, got what I ____ but you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend
So I came to her ____ on a surprise visit
To see my ____ that was so exquisite
It was a ____ day, I knew she was there
The first ____ of the school year
I went to a ____ to ask where was her dorm
This guy made me fill out a visitor's ____
He told me where it was and I as on my ____
To see my baby ____, I was happy to say
I arrived in front of the ____
Yo, could you tell me where is ____ three?
They showed me where it was for the ____
I didn't know I was in for such an ____
So I came to her ____ and opened the door
Oh, snap! Guess what I saw?
A fella tongue-kissin' my ____ in the mouth
I was so in ____ my heart went down south
So please listen to the ____ that I say
Don't ever talk to a girl who says she just has a ____
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