Anti-Hero

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Sometimes I feel like everybody is a sexy baby

And I'm a monster on the hill

Too big to hang out

Slowly lurching toward your favorite city

Pierced through the heart but never killed

Did you hear my covert narcissism

I disguise as altruism?

Like some kind of congressman

Tale as old as time

I wake up screaming from dreaming

One day, I'll watch as you're leaving

And life will lose all its meaning

It's me

Hi!

I'm the problem, it's me (I'm the problem, it's me)

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I have this dream my daughter-in-law kills me for the money

She thinks I left them in the will

The family gathers 'round and reads it

And then someone screams out

"She's laughing up at us from hell!"

It's me

Hi!

I'm the problem, it's me

It's me

Hi!

I'm the problem, it's me

It's me

Hi!

Everybody agrees

Everybody agrees

It's me

Hi! (Hi!)

I'm the problem, it's me (I'm the problem, it's me)

At teatime

Everybody agrees (everybody agrees)

I'll stare directly at the sun, but never in the mirror

It must be exhausting always rooting for the anti-hero

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