Celebrity
Lyrics:
[English]
- I've always wanted to be a singer.
(uptempo music)
I'm ready, I've been practicing.
(uptempo music)
Can't really quit my job at the Dairy Queen right now.
(uptempo music)
(audience cheering)
I have to sing.
America, (chuckles) here I come.
♪ Someday I'm gonna be famous ♪
♪ Do I have talent, well, no ♪
♪ These days you don't really need it ♪
♪ Thanks to reality shows ♪
♪ Can't wait to date a supermodel ♪
♪ Can't wait to sue my dad ♪
♪ Can't wait to wreck a Ferrari ♪
♪ On my way to rehab ♪
♪ 'Cause when you're a celebrity ♪
♪ It's adios reality ♪
♪ You can act just like a fool ♪
♪ People think you're cool ♪
♪ Just 'cause you're on TV ♪
♪ I can throw a major fit ♪
♪ When my latte isn't just how I like it ♪
♪ When they say I've gone insane ♪
♪ I'll blame it on the fame ♪
♪ And the pressures that go with ♪
♪ Being a celebrity ♪
- Is this soy?
I asked for a soy.
- Oh, no, you didn't soy, sir.
- Excuse me? Did I order, did I order soy?
- I think you did. - Hey, hey,
give a man a drink.
- ♪ I'll get to cry to Barbara Walters ♪
♪ When things don't go my way ♪
- This is not a soy latte!
This is milk product.
- ♪ And I'll get community service ♪
♪ No matter which law I break ♪
♪ I'll make the supermarket tabloids ♪
♪ They'll write some awful stuff ♪
- Taste that, well, taste that, taste that.
- ♪ But the more they run my name down ♪
♪ The more my price goes up ♪
♪ 'Cause when you're a celebrity ♪
♪ It's adios reality ♪
♪ No matter what you do ♪
♪ People think you're cool ♪
♪ Just 'cause you're on TV ♪
- Do you taste soy?
- Do you taste soy ? (manager gurgling)
- ♪ I can fall in and out of love ♪
♪ Have marriages that barely last a month ♪
♪ When they go down the drain ♪
♪ I'll blame it on the fame ♪
♪ And say it's just so tough ♪
♪ Being a celebrity ♪
- Um, I found somebody here who's a country musician.
- She's gonna pick me, there's just no doubt in my mind.
We had such chemistry.
- Brad? Just no chemistry.
- ♪ So let's hitch up the wagons and head out west ♪
♪ To the land of the fun and the sun ♪
♪ We'll be real world Bachelor, Jackass millionaires ♪
♪ Hey, hey, Hollywood ♪
♪ Here we come ♪
- Just something that sparkles about him.
- Chicks dig rhinestones.
- Can I get a mocha soy latte?
- ♪ Yeah when you're a celebrity ♪
♪ It's adios reality ♪
♪ No matter what you do ♪
♪ People think you're cool ♪
♪ Just 'cause you're on TV ♪
- Oh, oh! (gasps)
♪ I can throw a major fit ♪
♪ When my latte isn't just how I like it ♪
♪ When they say I've gone insane ♪
♪ I'll blame it on the fame ♪
♪ And the pressures that go with ♪
♪ Being a celebrity ♪
- I want to show you how ridiculous this hat looks.
- ♪ Yeah celebrity ♪
- You're right
♪ Oh, oh ♪
Oh where's my coffee?
- Hey! Hey!
What are you doing in my car?
- Um, (stammers) I was just, uh,
- Get out of my car. - Okay.
- It's a valuable car. - It's, it's really nice.
- You put 200 miles on my car!
- Second, second gear st-sticks a little bit.
- You got it into second gear? - Yeah.
- How'd you do that?
(music ends)
- Caca.
- Uh.
- (Beep)
- Oh.
- Performance is (beep).
I like the, uh, the end of the song.
- You mean the guitar part where it goes high?
- No, the end of the song, I like it. The end.
- You mean-
- No. You know when the song ends?
- Yeah. - And you come to a stop?
I love that.
Vocabulary in this song:
Vocabulary | Meanings |
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celebrity /sɛlɪˈbrɪti/ B2 |
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practice /ˈpræk.tɪs/ B1 |
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famous /ˈfeɪ.məs/ B1 |
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talent /ˈtæl.ənt/ B2 |
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reality /riˈæl.ə.ti/ B2 |
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show /ʃoʊ/ A2 |
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dream /driːm/ B1 |
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talented /ˈtæl.ən.tɪd/ B2 |
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fame /feɪm/ B2 |
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act /ækt/ B2 |
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fit /fɪt/ A2 |
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insane /ɪnˈseɪn/ B2 |
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Grammar:
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Someday I'm gonna be famous.
➔ Future intention using 'gonna'.
➔ The phrase "I'm gonna" indicates a plan or intention for the future.
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These days you don't really need it.
➔ Present simple for general truths.
➔ The phrase "you don't really need it" expresses a general truth about current times.
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I'll blame it on the fame.
➔ Future simple for promises or decisions.
➔ The phrase "I'll blame it" indicates a decision made in the future.
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It's adios reality.
➔ Colloquial expression for saying goodbye.
➔ The phrase "adios reality" suggests leaving behind the real world.
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People think you're cool.
➔ Present simple for opinions.
➔ The phrase "People think" expresses a general opinion about someone.
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I can throw a major fit.
➔ Modal verb 'can' for ability.
➔ The phrase "I can throw" indicates the ability to express emotions dramatically.
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I'll get community service.
➔ Future simple for predictions.
➔ The phrase "I'll get" indicates a future outcome based on current actions.