Jax Toy – English Lyrics

• By: Jakeneutron, Michael Kovach, Amanda Hufford
• Album: Neutron Nexus 2

Lyrics & Translation

[English]

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Jax!

Could you please just read it properly?

Uh,

Just give me that. I'll do it.

What? I literally was just...

Whatever.

Disclaimer.

This video contains flashing lights and high contrast colors that might put a strain on some viewers' eyes.

This is also a fan music video and not officially affiliated with Glitch Productions or Gooseworx "The Amazing Digital Circus."

It's especially, and this is the important part, not canon.

So, please support the official release.

(growls)

Oh!

Ow!

Oh, Raggy, honestly, I'm floored.

Ah!

Are you really still here watching that YouTube Kids slop?

Man, I really thought people would have better taste nowadays.

Maybe you could waste your time doing something more mature, like taxes?

But I know you won't.

JAXTOY!

Feat. Michael Kovach & Amanda Hufford

Song Written and Produced By Jakeneutron

Music Video Produced By Team Neutron

Based on The Amazing Digital Circus

By Glitch Productions & Gooseworx

What's got you fuming, buddy?

What's got you raging, dude?

Did something piss you off? You better learn to cope soon!

This place eats jokes for breakfast,

you'll need some thicker skin.

'Cause if you're angry now, imagine how you'll feel when

you check your bedroom, and it's crawling with snakes!

(Ugh, Jax!)

When every step you take's a faceful of rakes.

(Ah! Ugh!)

Where even seats are threatening a certain sound!

You're entertainment! Who even needs a clown?

Don't you have any other way of entertaining yourself

that doesn't involve torturing people?

No.

Get your Jax Toy, get a little laugh, boy!

So you're not down to clown? Well, I won't let that get me down!

I'm your Jax Toy, have a little laugh, boy!

I'd say I'm sorry, but it's not that kind of party.

(Jax Toy, Jax Toy, Jax, woo!)

(Jax Toy, Jax Toy)

(Jax Toy, Jax Toy, Jax Toy)

(Jax Toy, Jax Toy, Jax)

Wait, please give me a second.

So let me get this straight.

The mini jester thinks there's a solution to our fate.

Wait, wait, let's hear her out!

Got nothing here but time!

Just let us in on what will save us here, we miss a sign?

You hear that audience? You're in for a show!

We're breaking numbers, but we're suffering though.

And as you chuckle on the side of your screen,

I think I'll join you, giving a little beam.

What is it? Are you crying from the jab to the side?

Can't handle snide comments?

Looking to confide in Ragatha?

Good luck with that to ya!

I'm giving gold to those misfortunate enough to end up in a circus

from a rancid purchase of a headset!

Just my luck had gone and cursed us!

You wanna smile and ease your mind?

"Then lighten up!" So says my sign!

Caine, I think your stupid boombox is busted.

Get your Jax Toy, get a little laugh, boy!

So you're not down to clown? Well, I won't let that get me down!

I'm your Jax Toy, have a little laugh, boy!

I'd say I'm sorry, but it's not that kind of party!

(Jax Toy, Jax Toy, Jax) That's me. (Woo!)

(Jax Toy, Jax Toy) I'll keep you company.

(Jax Toy, Jax Toy, Jax Toy) Still me.

(Jax Toy, Jax Toy, Jax)

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
fuming /ˈfjuːmɪŋ/ B2	adjective - emitting smoke; extremely angry
cope /koʊp/ B1	verb - deal effectively with something difficult
thicker /ˈθɪkər/ B1	adjective - having a large distance between opposite surfaces
crawling /ˈkrɔːlɪŋ/ B1	verb - move on hands and knees
entertainment /ˌentərˈteɪnmənt/ B2	noun - the action of providing amusement or diversion
torturing /ˈtɔːrtʃərɪŋ/ C1	verb - inflict severe pain or suffering on someone
fate /feɪt/ B2	noun - the development of events beyond a person's control
suffering /ˈsʌfərɪŋ/ B2	noun - the state of undergoing pain, distress, or hardship
chuckle /ˈtʃʌkəl/ B1	verb - to laugh quietly
confide /kənˈfaɪd/ B2	verb - tell someone about a secret or private matter
misfortunate /ˌmɪsfɔːrtʃuːnət/ C1	adjective - unlucky
rancid /ˈrænsɪd/ C1	adjective - smelling or tasting unpleasant because of being old and stale
curse /kɜːrs/ B1	verb - wish evil on someone
lighten /ˈlaɪtnən/ B1	verb - become or make less serious or worrying
busted /ˈbʌstɪd/ A2	adjective - broken or not working
company /ˈkʌmpəni/ A2	noun - the state of being with someone

Key Grammar Structures

• Could you please just read it properly?

  ➔ Modal verb (could) + adverb (please) for polite request

  ➔ 'Could' is used to make a polite request, and 'please' emphasizes courtesy.

• What's got you fuming, buddy?

  ➔ Present perfect continuous (What's got you fuming)

  ➔ The present perfect continuous is used to describe an action that started in the past and continues to the present.

• you'll need some thicker skin.

  ➔ Modal verb (will) for future necessity

  ➔ 'Will' is used to express future necessity or obligation.

• I'm your Jax Toy, have a little laugh, boy!

  ➔ Present simple (I'm) + imperative (have a little laugh)

  ➔ The present simple is used for a statement of fact, and the imperative is used for direct commands.

• I'd say I'm sorry, but it's not that kind of party.

  ➔ Conditional (I'd say) + contrastive conjunction (but)

  ➔ The conditional is used for hypothetical situations, and 'but' contrasts two ideas.

• We're breaking numbers, but we're suffering though.

  ➔ Present continuous (We're breaking) + contrastive conjunction (but)

  ➔ The present continuous describes ongoing actions, and 'but' contrasts two clauses.

• Just let us in on what will save us here, we miss a sign?

  ➔ Modal verb (will) + indirect question (what will save us)

  ➔ The modal verb 'will' is used for future actions, and the indirect question is embedded in the sentence.

• Can't handle snide comments?

  ➔ Modal verb (can) in negative form

  ➔ The negative form of 'can' is used to express inability.