hello my name is
00:00
Clunkers may I please stay with you nice
00:03
people oh I wish you could stay here but
00:06
Chandler is allergic extremely allergic
00:09
okay if I am anywhere near a dog for
00:13
more than 5 minutes my throat will just
00:15
close up that's odd cuz this dog's been
00:18
living here for the past 3
00:21
days really
00:28
tandler if the dog has been here that
00:32
long and you haven't had a reaction
00:33
maybe you're not allergic to this dog
00:35
well it still has to go right
00:37
why okay it's um don't do
00:40
it don't do what I have to okay it's
00:45
time okay I hate dogs what
00:54
told
01:00
you I have a bone to pick with
01:12
you uh-oh yes Ben learned a little
01:16
trick oh yeah did he pull the that's
01:23
right that's
01:26
right Sur hand wrap on the toilet seat
01:28
so the PE goes
01:32
everywhere oh that yeah that you know I
01:36
hate practical jokes they're mean and
01:40
they're stupid and and I don't want my
01:43
son learning them oh come on Saran wrap
01:45
on the toilet seat you don't think
01:48
that's just a little funny I was
01:49
barefoot now tell me the toilet thing is
01:53
the only thing you taught him right
01:55
yes hey guys hey sweetie ready to go
02:03
yeah sure oh I left my purse up at
02:06
Monica's I'll be right back wait a
02:08
minute
02:09
one
02:13
ooh that one kept
02:17
going so you and Phoebe huh how long you
02:24
been going out over a month wow maybe uh
02:27
maybe you and I ought to get to know
02:30
each other a little better sure I'd like
02:31
that yeah so
02:33
uh what's your
02:36
name it's Jake Joey Hey Jake uh do you
02:40
like the Knicks yeah big fan me too
02:44
there's a game on Tuesday you want to go
02:47
yeah that'd be great let me make sure
02:50
I'm not doing anything Tuesday
02:52
beep Hey listen you know how uh when
03:00
you're wearing pants and you lean
03:03
forward I check out your underwear
03:05
yeah well when Jake did it I saw that he
03:08
was wearing women's underwear I know
03:13
they were
03:15
mine
03:17
oh no no wait that's
03:19
weird no it's not we were just goofing
03:22
around and I dared him to try them on
03:25
that's weird I'm wearing his briefs
03:27
right right now that's kind of
03:29
hot I think so too and that little flap
03:32
great for holding my
03:36
lipstick yeah I wouldn't know about
03:43
that and you know Jake says that women's
03:46
underwear is actually more comfortable
03:49
and he loves the way the silk feels
03:51
against his skin yeah well next thing
03:53
you know it be telling you that your
03:55
high heels are good for his
03:56
posture there is nothing wrong with Jake
03:58
okay he is all man I'm thinking even
04:01
more than you oh yeah you look like a
04:03
real Lumberjack in those pink
04:05
laes I'm just saying that only a man
04:09
completely secure with his masculinity
04:12
could walk around in women's underwear I
04:14
don't think you could ever do that hey I
04:16
am secure with my masculinity okay
04:18
whatever you've seen my huge stack of
04:20
porn right
04:23
[Applause]
04:56
[Music]
04:56
[Applause]
04:57
hey fees
05:06
hey check it
05:09
out
05:12
[Applause]
05:13
H how much of a man am I wow nice manly
05:16
and also kind of a
05:22
you know I'm beginning to see what
05:24
Jake was talking about uhuh the silk
05:27
feels really good yeah and and things
05:30
aren't as smashed down as I thought they
05:33
were going to be great Joe yeah and you
05:36
have so many more choices than you do
05:38
with men's underwear bikini French cut
05:40
thong and and the Fabrics you got cotton
05:43
silk lace and you know what I've always
05:46
wondered about panty hoes you know the
05:48
way they start at your toe and then they
05:51
go all the way up
05:53
T I should go take these off shouldn't
05:57
I think it's important that you
06:00
do feel better yeah
06:06
much listen uh not that I'm insecure
06:09
about my manhood or anything you know
06:14
but uh I think I need to hook up with a
06:16
woman like right now yeah I understand
06:19
yeah
06:22
okay hey hi
06:27
hi you know you look familiar do I know
06:30
you from somewhere I don't think so oh
06:32
maybe it's because I'm on
06:35
television I'm an actor on Days of Our
06:38
Lives wow really mhm 450 please oh let
06:40
me get
06:44
this these are for you
06:56
and that should conclusively prove that
07:00
I had the idea for Jurassic Park
07:02
first let's take
07:05
a oh my God what are you doing here I
07:07
need to talk to you it's pretty urgent
07:10
it's about Monica and Chandler oh my god
07:12
um of course of uh would you please
07:15
excuse me for a moment um do you know
07:17
each other's hometowns why don't
07:20
you what's going on well um not much but
07:24
I was just thinking that since those
07:27
guys just got engaged that maybe it'd be
07:29
nice if they had some privacy you know
07:31
so could I just move in with you for a
07:33
couple
07:36
days um okay yeah sure but what what's
07:38
wrong with Monica and Chandler nothing
07:42
why Phoebe you said it was urgent oh
07:47
yeah it is I'm going to the movies and
07:50
it starts in like five
07:51
minutes do you realize I have a
07:55
classroom full of
07:58
students oh I'm sorry I'm so rude does
08:01
anyone want to come to the
08:04
[Music]
08:06
movies I'm sorry I thought maybe I'd
08:12
make some warm milk and it would help me
08:15
sleep with a
08:17
walk thought you were going to read my
08:20
boring book to put you to sleep it got
08:22
interesting damn you Oprah
08:25
here let me make the milk I'm up anyway
08:30
hey you know what we could do you know
08:33
now that we're up we could just like
08:34
talk to each other all night long you
08:36
know like we did when we were first
08:38
going out it' be fun okay that does
08:39
sound fun yeah so I me how bummed were
08:42
you when the second sister died huh the
08:44
second sister
08:47
dies
08:53
no no I I I was talking about the book I
08:56
was reading the second sister dies in
08:59
Archie and Jug Head double
09:01
digest that's
09:05
correct okay Rachel you're up first
09:07
Situation Number one you're with Monica
09:11
the wedding is about to start when
09:13
Monica gets cold feet go I don't want to
09:16
marry
09:18
Chandler okay um it's going to be okay
09:19
one man the rest of my life I don't know
09:23
if I could do it this means I'll never
09:25
get to sleep with Joey
09:26
look
09:30
Monica getting cold feet is very common
09:31
you know it's it's just because of all
09:35
the anticipation and you just have to
09:36
remember that you love Chandler and also
09:38
I ran out on a wedding you don't get to
09:43
keep the
09:45
gifts very good drawn on your own
09:47
experience I like
09:49
that yes very nice Rachel thank you
09:51
judges oh kiss ass
09:55
okay Phoebe yes your
10:00
honor we're now in the ceremony Monica
10:02
is about to say I do when her drunk
10:05
uncle starts yelling what do you do go
10:08
when monac was a little girl I
10:12
remember
10:18
oh very
10:20
good yes excellent perfect score wait a
10:22
minute she just made a scene in the
10:26
middle of the ceremony hey hey you want
10:27
a little taste of
10:29
feeds wow huh well it's funny these
10:31
Halls look smaller than they used to
10:33
it's a different
10:36
building
10:38
so Striker rore huh when do you want me
10:40
to start why don't we start right now
10:44
okay here are the audition
10:47
scenes audition thought you were going
10:53
to offer me the part why would you think
10:55
that well I was Dr Drake Mor Striker's
10:57
twin brother who looks more like me than
11:00
me
11:02
right everybody has to
11:04
audition you know Terry I I don't really
11:08
need to do this I got my own cable TV
11:10
series with a
11:14
robot I'm sorry Joey that's that's the
11:18
way it
11:20
is
11:21
well I guess you think you're pretty
11:23
special huh sitting up here in your
11:25
fancy small hall
11:28
building making Stars jump through hoops
11:31
for you huh well you know
11:33
what this is one star whose
11:37
hoop this is a star that the hoop this
11:40
hoop I was Dr Drake
11:43
rore but I look around and I just see so
11:45
many people who have accomplished so
11:48
many of their goals by the time they're
11:50
30 yeah but you shouldn't compare
11:51
yourself to
11:53
me okay do it baby
11:56
come on there you
12:00
[Applause]
12:03
[Music]
12:05
go I did it one mile on a hippity hop
12:07
that's it that's everything I wanted to
12:11
do before I was 30 except I wanted to
12:13
patch things up with my sister oh well
12:16
but
12:18
yay and and girls this thing is a
12:20
godsend if you know what I
12:23
mean
12:28
W did you uh find anyone to marry you
12:31
guys yet no but horny for Monica
12:34
Minister
12:36
called wanting to know if we were still
12:38
together we're never going to find
12:42
anybody well then let me do it Joe no no
12:43
no look I've been thinking about it I'm
12:46
an actor right so I won't get nervous
12:47
talking in front of people I won't spit
12:49
and I won't stare at Monica's
12:52
breasts you know everyone knows I'm an
12:54
ass man
12:56
that is true yeah and the most important
12:59
thing is it won't be some like stranger
13:01
up there who barely knows you it'll be
13:04
me and I swear I'll do a really good job
13:06
plus you know I love you guys and and it
13:09
would really mean a lot to
13:11
me might be kind of cool so I can do it
13:14
yeah you can do it all right you don't
13:18
get all right okay okay I got to get
13:20
started on my speech oh wait a
13:23
minute internet ministers can still have
13:25
sex right hey what are you guys what are
13:28
you guys talking about
13:30
nothing damn this coffee is cold hey ra
13:35
do you mind if I heat this up on your
13:38
loins you know I cannot believe you told
13:43
him
13:46
Joey so I guess you bought that book
13:47
after we broke up huh uh-huh yeah I did
13:49
because I wore out my first copy when I
13:52
was with
13:54
you oh yeah yeah well uh when we were
13:55
going out I read tons of porno
13:58
magazines
14:02
so boss how could you do that to an old
14:05
man excuse me
14:11
ladies hey guess what I got for your
14:14
wedding a freakishly thin date with a
14:16
hanger for a
14:19
head no Rachel hooked me up with a tux
14:20
but not just any tux Batman's
14:23
tux that's right made expressly for Val
14:28
Kilmer and worn by him in the hit
14:31
film that Batman film he was
14:34
in you can't wear that I'm wearing the
14:37
famous tux James Bond's tux so so if you
14:39
wear that it'll make mine less
14:43
special you need something to make this
14:45
day special hello you have the most
14:47
special thing of all you are marrying
14:50
the woman you love
14:53
please don't take away my cool thing
14:59
please pretty please pretty please not
15:01
very uh
15:04
007 look it's my wedding day okay if you
15:06
were getting married I would never do
15:08
anything to upset you when I got married
15:10
you slept with my sister that was
15:11
pretty7 oh my God how did you get back
15:14
here BB
15:18
Buffet fire alarm
15:22
oh hi officer fireman can I help you we
15:31
found your fire alarm in the trash shoot
15:34
mhm that's not mine yes it is how do you
15:36
know the next time you want to dump a
15:39
fire alarm in the trash shoot don't
15:40
wrapp it in a blanket that says property
15:42
of Phoebe bufet not
15:43
Monica okay do you okay do you have a
15:46
search warrant because the last time I
15:48
checked this was still
15:50
America please reattach this it's
15:52
against the law to disconnect them fine
15:54
but please God tell me how to stop it
15:57
from going off just press the reset
15:59
button under the plastic cover there's a
16:01
reset button oh thank you thank you oh
16:03
there's a reset button my
16:07
God why didn't I see
16:11
that reset button reset button where's
16:15
there reset button oh here it is oh
16:19
[Music]
16:32
anything that's not Ralph
16:36
Lauren yeah I don't think so
16:39
Joe all right I guess this will be fun
16:43
Hey listen uh what are you what are you
16:46
doing tonight nothing what how would you
16:47
feel about taking out my assistant tag
16:49
I'll
16:52
pay M I got to say it's going to take a
16:53
lot of money for me to go out on a date
16:55
with a dude
16:56
I'm not asking you to go on a date with
16:59
him really cuz I could kind of use the
17:02
money Joey just just he's new in town
17:05
and I know he doesn't have any guy
17:09
friends just take him to like a ball
17:10
game or something I'd really appreciate
17:11
it yeah okay sure no problem thank you
17:13
oo hey
17:16
Donuts
17:19
that's wish I didn't have to go believe
17:25
me
17:28
but unfortunately I have to oh um by the
17:29
way what's the name of the girl you're
17:32
dating chrr
17:33
bye well obviously only one of us can
17:39
keep dating her
17:41
obviously so how do we
17:43
decide well now let's let's look at this
17:46
objectively I think I should date
17:49
her uh-huh uh-huh or or I'm the one who
17:53
dates her
17:58
that's interesting but check this out I
18:00
date
18:02
her yeah yeah I like that but just to go
18:04
in another Direction okay okay this can
18:06
go on for a while yeah well we should
18:09
order some food then no
18:10
Joey look why don't why don't we just
18:14
let her decide okay hey hey we'll each
18:16
go out with her one more time and and
18:19
we'll see who she likes
18:22
best that sounds
18:24
fair maybe I'll take her to that new
18:27
French restaurant down the street hey
18:30
wait a second now look we're going to
18:32
have to set a spending limit on the date
18:34
I don't have the money to take her to a
18:36
fancy place like that well sorry that's
18:37
what I do on
18:40
dates all right well I guess I'll just
18:42
have to do what I do on
18:44
[Applause]
18:48
days so let's decide on a spending limit
18:52
yeah uh
18:56
a
19:00
slice
19:03
$6 I was thinking more like a hundred
19:07
okay and I bought
19:10
$94 hey
19:13
guys hey
19:15
so what do you
19:17
think about what what yeah what are you
19:20
kidding okay I'll give you a hint I'll
19:23
give you a hint
19:25
eyes no no your eyes no Chandler's
19:30
eyes I got
19:35
glasses you always had
19:37
glasses no I
19:42
didn't are you
19:45
sure yeah did didn't you used to have a
19:48
pair they were really round and burgundy
19:50
and they made you look kind of um
19:53
feminine
19:55
yes no sweetie I think the glasses look
19:56
great they make you look really sexy
20:00
really yeah you didn't think I used to
20:01
wear glasses right of
20:04
course so I just talked to one of the
20:09
duel writers today and what is duel Days
20:11
of Our
20:13
Lives anyway you're not going to believe
20:16
it my character is coming out of his
20:18
coma and and not only that I'm getting a
20:21
new
20:24
brain so great thing are happening at
20:26
work and in your personal
20:29
life wait what do you mean you're
20:31
getting a new brain oh well they're
20:33
killing off one of the characters on the
20:35
show and when she dies her brain is
20:36
being transplanted into my
20:38
body what a brain transplant it's
20:42
ridiculous well I think it's ridiculous
20:46
that you haven't had sex in 3 and a half
20:48
[Applause]
20:52
months it's winter there are fewer
20:55
people on the street
20:57
[Laughter]
20:59
who are they filling off uh Cecilia
21:01
Monroe she plays Jessica lockart
21:03
no she is so good at throwing drinks in
21:06
people's faces I mean I don't think I've
21:10
ever seen her finish a beverage and the
21:12
way she slaps people all the time
21:14
wouldn't you love to do that just once
21:15
oh
21:17
D and she's been on the show forever
21:18
it's going to be really hard to fill her
21:21
shoes yeah yeah help me out here when
21:22
you when you come out of the brain
21:25
[Music]
21:28
transplant you are going to be her yes
21:30
but in Drake R's
21:34
body why is this so hard for you to get
21:38
I thought you were a
21:40
scientist hey how was it well I had a
21:42
great time um Chanty on the other hand I
21:46
will tell the story it was going great I
21:51
let him win we were bonding he even said
21:54
that I could call him dad and what did
21:56
he ask you not to call him
21:58
daddy all right look here's the
22:02
story well we had just finished playing
22:05
racketball and we were going to take a
22:07
steam I walk into the steam room and
22:09
it's really
22:12
steamy so I take off my glasses and
22:15
that's when it happened guys over here
22:18
have a seat son
22:22
[Applause]
22:32
[Music]
22:36
[Applause]
22:39
hey oh my God Chandler I can't believe
22:40
it I know you gave my father a lap
22:43
dance why do they put so much steam in
22:49
there cuz otherwise they have to call it
22:53
the room room
22:56
[Music]
22:58
why okay why why did that have to
23:01
happen come on it's not that big a deal
23:05
not that big a deal there there was
23:07
touching of
23:10
things I I know you wanted to bond with
23:12
my dad but did you really have to bond
23:15
to that
23:17
part listen I'm sure that dad doesn't
23:20
care he probably thought this was really
23:23
funny he'll be telling the story for
23:24
years I don't want him to tell this
23:26
story for
23:28
years oh but he
23:30
will he still tells a story about how
23:32
Monica tried to escape from Fat
23:35
Camp I wasn't escaping then how'd you
23:38
get caught in the barbed
23:41
wire I was trying to help out a squirrel
23:43
you were trying to eat
23:46
it if that is your father calling to
23:50
tell this story then the marriage is
23:53
off come on hello
23:55
I'm sorry you have the wrong
23:59
number okay I'll call you later dad I
24:01
love
24:03
[Music]
24:07
you all right I'm off to see your dad
24:10
whoa whoa aren't you a little
24:12
overdressed yeah and and you better make
24:15
sure he tips you this
24:17
time look I figured I would try to
24:20
convince him not to tell the story
24:22
anymore and I figured the best way to do
24:24
that was face to face and by face
24:26
I don't mean his lap and by face I don't
24:28
mean my
24:32
ass so you understand I'd feel a lot
24:36
more comfortable if you didn't tell
24:38
people what happened you know I'm a
24:40
little a little embarrassed about it I
24:42
understand completely there's nothing
24:45
more horrifying than embarrassing
24:47
yourself in front of your in-laws as a
24:49
matter of fact when I started dating
24:51
Judy I was unemployed and her father
24:53
asked me what I did for a living and I
24:55
told him I was a lawyer
24:57
what what' you do when they found out
24:59
they never did so if you ever see me
25:01
giving them legal advice just not
25:03
alone shall
25:06
we so I guess we wear swimsuits in
25:22
here okay okay good you're here all
25:27
right I figured it out I'm going to take
25:29
two tables of eight I'm going to add
25:31
your parents and I'm going to turn them
25:32
into three tables of six okay and I call
25:34
the caterer I added two extra meals we
25:36
are good to go yeah they're not
25:38
coming what somehow they got the idea
25:43
that you only invited them because of me
25:46
they feel a little unwanted oh that's
25:48
too bad it's true but too bad look Mom
25:51
if you could just call my mom oh Joey
25:55
come on look just just tell let her know
25:57
that you really want them to be there
25:59
let's not forget this is a woman who has
26:00
sent you many lasagnas over the years no
26:01
she hasn't is it her fault if some of
26:04
them didn't make it to
26:06
you what am I going to say I don't know
26:07
just uh just tell them there was a mix
26:10
up with the invitations or no no no
26:11
blame it on the post office they hate
26:13
the post office and the
26:15
Irish but I don't think you can blame it
26:18
on them
26:20
so hello yeah hi uh Mrs triani hi this
26:23
this is Monica Geller yeah I'm I'm just
26:28
calling to say that Chandler and I
26:30
really hope that you can make it to the
26:32
wedding yeah apparently a bunch of the
26:33
invitations that we sent uh weren't
26:35
delivered um I guess there was some
26:37
screw up at the damn post
26:39
office tell me about it yeah yeah the US
26:43
Post Office no more like us lost
26:47
office what are they Irish
26:51
[Music]
26:56
歌词与翻译
[中文]
你好，我的名字是
Clunkers，我可以和你待在一起吗
人哦，我希望你能留在这里，但是
钱德勒过敏，极度过敏
好吧，如果我靠近一只狗
超过5分钟，我的喉咙就会
闭合，这很奇怪，因为这只狗
在过去的3天里
住在这里，真的
tander如果狗已经在这里
很久了，你还没有反应
也许你对这只狗不过敏
好吧，它仍然必须正常
为什么好吧，嗯，不做
它不做我必须做的事情，好吧，是
时间了，好吧，我讨厌狗，
告诉
你，我有一个骨头要挑
你呃-哦，是的，本学到了一点
技巧哦，是的，他拉了那是
对那是
对马桶座上的Sur手包裹
所以PE到处都是
哦那是的你知道我
讨厌恶作剧，他们很刻薄，
他们很愚蠢，我不想让我的
儿子学习它们哦来吧萨兰包裹
在马桶座上，你不认为
这有点有趣，我
现在赤脚，告诉我厕所的事情是
你教他的唯一正确的事情
是的，嘿伙计们，嘿，亲爱的，准备好了
是的，当然哦，我把钱包落在
莫妮卡家了，等一下
分钟
一
哦，那个人一直
继续下去，所以你和菲比啊，你们
出去了一个多月了，哇，也许呃，
也许你和我应该更加了解
彼此，我想
是的，所以
呃，你是什么
名字是杰克·乔伊，嘿，杰克，你是吗
喜欢尼克斯队，是的，我也是大粉丝
周二有一场比赛，你想去
是的，那就太好了，让我确保
我周二没有做任何事情
嘟嘟嘿，听着，你知道，当
你穿着裤子，身体前倾
我检查你的内衣
是的，好吧，当杰克这样做时，我看到他
穿着女式内衣，我知道
它们是
我的
哦不不等等，那是
奇怪不，这不是我们只是闲逛
，我敢让他试穿
这很奇怪，我穿着他的三角裤
现在有点
很热，我也这么认为，那个小翻盖
非常适合固定我的
口红是的，我不知道
这个，你知道杰克说女式
内衣实际上更舒服
而且他喜欢丝绸的感觉
贴在皮肤上是的，接下来
你知道它告诉你你的
高跟鞋对他的姿势有好处
杰克没有任何问题
好吧，我什至认为他是个男人
比你多哦，是的，你看起来像一个
真正的伐木工，穿着那些粉红色
我只是说，只有一个男人
对自己的男子气概完全安全
才能穿着女性内衣走来走去，我
我不认为你能做到这一点，嘿，我
对我的男子气概很安全，好吧
不管你看到了我的一大堆
色情权利
[掌声]
[音乐]
[掌声]
嘿费用
嘿看看
出来
[掌声]
我是一个多大的男人，哇，很有男子气概
而且也是一个
你知道我开始看到什么
杰克在谈论呃，丝绸
感觉真的很好，是的，事情
并不像我想象的那么糟糕，他们
会很棒乔是的，你
比你有更多的选择
男士内衣比基尼法式剪裁
丁字裤和你有棉质
丝绸蕾丝的面料，你知道我一直
想知道内裤锄头，你知道
它们从你的脚趾开始的方式，然后
一直向上
我应该把它们脱掉，不应该
我认为重要的是你
感觉更好是的
听着，不是我对我的男子气概或你知道的任何事情没有安全感
...
但是呃我想我需要像现在这样和
女人交往是的我明白
是的
好吧嘿嗨
嗨你知道你看起来很眼熟我知道吗
你来自某个地方我不这么认为哦
也许是因为我在
电视上我是我们的日子
生活中的演员哇真的嗯450拜托哦让
我明白
这是给你的
，这应该最终证明
我有侏罗纪公园的想法
首先让我们来看看
天啊你在这儿做什么我
需要和你谈谈，这很紧急
这是关于莫妮卡和钱德勒的，天啊
嗯，当然，你愿意吗？请
打扰一下，嗯，你知道
彼此的家乡吗，为什么不
你们发生了什么事，嗯，没什么，但是
我只是想，既然那些
家伙刚刚订婚，也许
如果他们有一些隐私就好了，你知道
所以我可以搬去和你一起住
几天
天，好吧是啊，当然，但是
莫妮卡和钱德勒出了什么问题
为什么菲比你说这很紧急哦
是的，我要去电影院，
大约五分钟后就开始了
你意识到我的
教室里挤满了
学生哦，对不起，我太粗鲁了
有人想来
吗[音乐]
电影，对不起，我想也许我应该
做一些热牛奶，这会帮助我
一边散步一边睡觉
以为你会读我的
无聊的书来让你入睡，它
有趣该死的奥普拉
在这里让我做牛奶，我无论如何都起来了
嘿你知道我们能做什么你知道
现在我们起来了，我们可以
整夜聊天，你
知道，就像我们第一次
出去玩一样，很有趣，好吧，
听起来很有趣，是的，所以我我
，当二姐去世时，你有多难过，呵呵，
二姐
去世了
不不我我正在谈论我
正在读的书
阿奇和朱格头双
摘要是
正确，好吧，瑞秋，你先起来
你和莫妮卡在一起的情况第一
婚礼即将开始，
莫妮卡退缩了，我不想
结婚
钱德勒，好吧，嗯没关系
我的余生都是一个男人，我不知道
如果我能做到这一点，这意味着我永远不会
和乔伊上床
看看
莫妮卡临阵退缩是很常见的
你知道这只是因为所有
的期待，你只需要
记住你爱钱德勒，也爱钱德勒
我参加了一场你无法参加的婚礼
保留
礼物，自己画得很好
我喜欢的经历
那是的，非常好，瑞秋，谢谢你
评委哦亲亲屁股
好吧，菲比，是的，你的
荣誉，我们现在在仪式上莫妮卡
正要说我愿意，当她喝醉了
叔叔开始时大喊你做什么去
当莫纳克还是个小女孩时我
记得
哦非常
好是的出色的满分等一下
分钟她刚刚在仪式的
中间做了一个场景嘿嘿你想要
一点
饲料的味道哇哈好吧这很有趣这些
大厅看起来比以前小了
这是一座不同的
建筑
所以前锋滚啊你要我什么时候
开始为什么我们现在不开始
好吧这里是试镜
场景试镜以为你会
为我提供这个部分为什么你会认为
那好我是德雷克·莫·斯特克克博士的
双胞胎兄弟，他看起来比我更像我
我
对，每个人都必须
试镜，你知道特里，我真的
需要这样做，我有自己的有线电视
系列，有一个
机器人，对不起乔伊，这就是
方式
是
好吧，我猜你认为你很漂亮
特别吧，坐在你的这里
华丽的小大厅
建筑让星星跳过篮筐
对你来说，嗯，你知道
这是一颗星星，它的
篮筐，这是一颗星星，这个篮筐
篮筐，我是德雷克博士
罗尔，但我环顾四周，我只是看到了
许多人在
许多目标，是的，但是你不应该
30 岁时已经实现了
你自己与
我比较，好吧，宝贝
来吧，你
[掌声]
[音乐]
去吧，我在嬉皮士跳了一英里时做到了
这就是我在30岁之前
想做的一切，除了我想
和我姐姐和好
但是
是的，女孩们，如果你知道我
天赐之物
的意思的话，这件事就是
你找到人嫁给你了吗
伙计们，但还没有，但对莫妮卡很饥渴
部长
打电话想知道我们是否还
在一起，我们永远找不到
任何人，那么让我来做吧乔不不
不，我一直在想，我
是一名演员，所以我不会紧张
在人们面前说话我不会吐口水
而且我不会盯着莫妮卡的
胸部，你知道每个人都知道我是一个
屁股男人
这是真的，是的，最重要的
事情是它不会是陌生人
在那里几乎不认识你的人会是
我，我发誓我会做得非常好
而且你知道我爱你们，这
对
来说真的很重要 我可能会很酷，所以我可以做到
是的，你可以做到的，你不
好吧，好吧，我得开始
开始我的演讲了，等等
分钟互联网部长仍然可以进行
性爱，嘿，你们在说什么
你们在谈论
没什么该死的，这咖啡是冷的，嘿 ra
你介意我在你的
腰上加热一下吗，你知道，我不敢相信你告诉了
他
乔伊，所以我猜你买了那本书
在我们分手后，呵呵呵呵，是的，我
因为当我
和
你在一起时，我的第一本已经穿坏了哦，是的，嗯，当我们
出去的时候，我读了很多色情内容
杂志
所以老板你怎么能这样对一个老
男人，对不起
女士们，嘿猜猜我为你的
婚礼买了什么，一个奇怪的瘦约会对象
一个
头的衣架，没有瑞秋给我穿上了燕尾服
，但不仅仅是任何燕尾服 蝙蝠侠的
燕尾服是专门为 Val
Kilmer 制作的，他在热门电影
蝙蝠侠电影中穿着
你不能穿，我穿着
著名的燕尾服 詹姆斯·邦德的燕尾服那么那么如果你
穿它会让我的
特别，你需要一些东西让这个
天变得特别你好，你有最
特别的东西，你要结婚的
你爱的女人
请不要拿走我很酷的东西
请漂亮请漂亮请不要
非常呃
007看看这是我的婚礼，好吧，如果你
要结婚了，我绝不会做
结婚时让你不高兴的事情
你和我姐姐睡了，她
漂亮7天哪，你怎么回来的
这里BB
自助餐火灾报警器
哦嗨，消防员警官我能帮你吗
在垃圾袋里发现了你的火灾报警器
嗯，那不是我的，是的，就是这样你
知道吗，下次你想把
火警警报器扔进垃圾桶时，不要
把它包在一条毯子里，上面写着菲比自助餐的财产
，不是
莫妮卡，你好吗，你有
搜查令吗，因为上次我
检查这仍然是
美国，请重新附上这个，断开它们是违法的
很好
但是请上帝告诉我如何阻止它
关闭只需按塑料盖下的重置
按钮就有一个
重置按钮哦谢谢你谢谢哦
有一个重置按钮我的
上帝为什么我没有看到
那个重置按钮重置按钮在哪里
有重置按钮哦在这里哦
[音乐]
任何不是拉尔夫的东西
劳伦是的，我不这么认为
乔好吧，我想这会很有趣
嘿听着，你在做什么
今晚什么都不做，你
拿掉我的助理标签会有什么感觉
我会
付钱我得说，我要花
很多钱才能和一个男人约会
...
我不是要你去和
他约会，因为我可以用
钱乔伊只是他刚进城
我知道他没有男人
朋友只是带他去喜欢一个球
游戏或我真的很感激的东西
是的，好吧，当然没问题，谢谢
哦嘿
甜甜圈
真希望我不必相信
我
但不幸的是我必须哦，嗯
方式，你
约会chrr
的那个女孩叫什么名字，很明显再见我们中只有一个人可以
继续约会她
，所以我们现在
如何决定好让我们客观地看待这个
我认为我应该约会
她嗯嗯嗯或者或者我是那个
约会她
的人，这很有趣，但是看看这个我
约会
她是的，我喜欢这样，但只是要走
换个方向，好吧好吧，这可以
继续一段时间是的，我们应该
点一些食物然后不行
乔伊看看我们为什么不
让她决定好吧嘿嘿我们每个
再和她出去一次
我们会看看她喜欢谁
听起来最好
公平也许我会带她去街上那家新开的
法国餐厅 嘿
等一下，我们要
必须在约会上设置支出限额
我没有钱带她去
那样的高档地方 很抱歉，这就是
我在
约会上做的事情 好吧，我想我只是
必须做我在 上做的事情
[鼓掌]
天，让我们决定一个支出限额
是啊
一块
切片
$6我想更像是一百个
好吧，我买了
$94嘿
伙计们嘿
那你呢
想想你在说什么
开玩笑吧好吧我给你一个提示我会
给你一个提示
眼睛不不你的眼睛不是钱德勒的
眼睛我有
你一直戴着的眼镜
眼镜不我
不是你
当然是的，你以前不是有一副
它们真的很圆，酒红色
它们让你看起来有点嗯
女性化
是的不亲爱的，我认为眼镜看起来
很棒，它们让你看起来很性感
真的是的，你不认为我以前
在
课程的右边戴眼镜，所以我今天刚刚和一位
决斗作家谈过，什么是我们
无论如何，你不会相信
生活中的决斗日
我的角色正在从他的
昏迷中苏醒，不仅我得到了一个
新的
大脑，在
工作和你的个人
生活中发生了如此伟大的事情等等，你是什么意思你
得到了一个新大脑哦，好吧，他们
杀死了
节目中的一个角色，当她死后，她的大脑
被移植到我的
身体里，这真是一次大脑移植
可笑啊，我觉得这很可笑
你已经三年半没有做爱了
[鼓掌]
个月了，冬天了，街上的
人少了
[笑声]
他们是谁啊塞西莉亚
梦露，她扮演杰西卡·洛克特
不，她很擅长把饮料扔进去
人们的脸 我的意思是我不认为我
见过她喝完一杯饮料以及
她总是打别人耳光的方式
你难道不喜欢这样做一次吗
哦
D 而且她一直在节目中
很难给她补上
的鞋子 是啊是啊，帮帮我吧
当你从大脑中出来时你
[音乐]
移植你将成为她是的
但是在Drake R的
身体里为什么这对你来说这么难
我以为你是一位
科学家嘿怎么样很好我度过了
美好的时光嗯Chanty另一方面我
会讲述这个故事，一切进展顺利我
让他赢了我们我们之间的关系很亲密，他甚至说
我可以叫他爸爸，然后
他让你不要叫他
爸爸，好吧，看这是
的故事，我们刚刚打完
球拍，我们要去洗
蒸汽。我走进蒸汽房，
真的
热气腾腾，所以我摘下眼镜，
就在那时发生在这里的伙计们
请坐吧儿子
[掌声]
[音乐]
[掌声]
嘿天啊钱德勒我简直不敢相信
我知道你给了我父亲一圈
跳舞为什么他们在
那里放了这么多蒸汽因为否则他们必须称之为
房间
[音乐]
为什么好吧为什么为什么会发生
来吧，这没什么大不了的
没什么大不了的，有
触摸了
的东西，我知道你想与
我爸爸建立联系，但你真的必须
与
部分建立联系吗听着，我确信爸爸不会
在乎，他可能认为这真的是
有趣的是，他会讲这个故事
年，我不想让他讲这个
故事
年哦，但是他
他还会讲一个关于
莫妮卡如何试图逃离胖子
营地的故事，我没有逃走，那么你怎么
被带刺的
铁丝网困住了，我正试图帮助一只松鼠
你想吃
如果那是你父亲打电话来
讲这个故事那么婚姻就结束了
来吧你好
很抱歉你打错了
号码好吧我稍后会打电话给你爸爸我
爱
[音乐]
你没事我要去见你爸爸
哇哦，你是不是有点
穿得太过分了，是的，你最好
确保他给你提示了这个
时间，我想我会尝试
说服他不要再讲这个故事
，我想最好的方法
就是面对面和面对面
我不是指他的腿，我说的脸也不是
指我的
屁股所以你明白，如果你不告诉
更舒服，你知道我
人发生了什么事，我会感觉
对此有点尴尬，我
完全明白，没有什么比
在姻亲面前让自己难堪
更可怕的了，因为
事实上，当我开始约会
朱迪时，我失业了她的父亲
问我以什么为生，我
告诉他我是一名律师
当他们发现后你会做什么
如果你见过我，他们从来不会这样做
给他们提供法律建议不仅仅是
单独
我们所以我想我们穿着泳衣
在这里好吧好吧很好你们都在这里
对我想通了我是要去
两桌八人的我要加上
你的父母，我要把他们
变成三桌六人的好吧，我打电话给
餐饮服务商我加了两顿额外的饭菜我们
很好走是的他们不
来了他们不知怎的
你只是因为我才邀请他们
他们觉得有点不受欢迎哦，那是
太糟糕了，这是真的，但太糟糕了妈妈
如果你可以打电话给我妈妈哦乔伊
来吧，只要告诉她
你真的希望他们在那里
我们不要忘记这是一个女人
多年来给你寄了很多烤宽面条不
她没有，如果其中一些
没有成功，那是她的错对
你我要说什么我不知道
只是呃只是告诉他们有一个混合
与邀请函或不不不
归咎于他们讨厌的邮局
邮局和
爱尔兰人，但我不认为你可以将其归咎于他们
...
所以你好耶嗨呃特里亚尼夫人嗨这是
这是莫妮卡·盖勒是的我只是
打电话来说钱德勒和我
真的希望你能参加
婚礼是的，显然我们发送的一堆
邀请函没有
送达嗯我猜在那里是不是
在该死的邮局
办公室搞砸了，告诉我吧，是啊，美国
邮局不再像我们一样失去了
办公室，他们是什么爱尔兰人
[音乐]
[英语]
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重点词汇
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allergic /əˈlɜːrdʒɪk/ B1 |
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reaction /riˈækʃən/ B1 |
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silk /sɪlk/ A2 |
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underwear /ˈʌndərˌwɛr/ B1 |
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masculinity /ˌmæskjʊˈlɪnəti/ C1 |
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privacy /ˈprɪvəsi/ B2 |
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engaged /ɪnˈgeɪdʒd/ B1 |
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ceremony /ˈsɛrəˌmoʊni/ B2 |
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anticipation /ænˌtɪsɪˈpeɪʃən/ C1 |
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transplant /trænsˈplænt/ C1 |
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embarrassed /ɪmˈbærəst/ B2 |
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lawyer /ˈlɔːjər/ B1 |
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invitation /ˌɪnvɪˈteɪʃən/ B1 |
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screwup /ˈskruːˌʌp/ B2 |
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post /poʊst/ A2 |
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secure /sɪˈkjʊr/ B1 |
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lumberjack /ˈlʌmbərˌdʒæk/ B2 |
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hints /hɪnts/ B1 |
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fancy /ˈfænsi/ B1 |
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重点语法结构
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okay if I am anywhere near a dog for more than 5 minutes my throat will just close up
➔ 第一条件句 (dì yī tiáojiàn jù)
➔ 这句话使用第一条件句来表达一个可能发生的未来结果。“If + 现在时，will + 动词原形”。条件是靠近狗，结果是喉咙会关闭。
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well it still has to go right
➔ 情态动词 + 不定式 (have to)
➔ “has to”这个短语表达了义务或必要性。它表明某事*必须*发生。结尾的“right”是一个寻求确认的附加疑问句。
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why okay it's um don't do it
➔ 祈使句 (qīshì jù)
➔ “Don’t do it”是一个直接的命令，使用祈使句。这是一种强迫某人不要执行动作的方式。“um”是一个表示犹豫的填充词。
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I hate practical jokes they're mean and they're stupid
➔ 主语-谓语-宾语 + 关系代词
➔ 这句话使用动词“hate”表达了强烈的厌恶。使用“they're”（they are）与“mean and stupid”使用关系代词来描述恶作剧。重复“they're”强调了说话者的负面意见。
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so you and Phoebe huh how long you been going out over a month wow
➔ 疑问标签 + 现在完成进行时
➔ “so you and Phoebe huh”这句话使用疑问标签（“huh”）来寻求确认。“How long have you been going out?”使用现在完成进行时来询问一段关系持续的时间，这段关系始于过去并持续到现在。
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