and it was Ern mbrt who first
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hypothesized that the Velociraptor when
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threatened would expand its color and
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emit a high pitched noise to frighten
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off its Predator yes Mr Lewis what kind
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noise just a high pitched intimidating
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how well we we don't know for
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sure but in my head it it's sounded
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something like this
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uh of course this is just
00:45
conjecture Professor
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Geller oh a student I don't
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know I was wondering if I could talk to
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you for a moment yes of course what what
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would this be regarding making out in
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office uh of of course why don't we go
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inside oh oh what doorknob door
01:14
sorry um I actually do need to talk to
01:20
you oh okay what what about uh spring
01:22
vacation spring vacation yeah we have
01:24
time off and a lot of people are going
01:27
on trip TR Professor Gall yes Professor
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L I'll be with you in one
01:34
moment so I will take one box of the
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Mints why are we here okay okay take a
01:43
chicks okay okay I was uh typing names
01:50
into the library computer earlier you
01:53
know you know for fun and I typed mine
01:55
in and uh guess what came up my doctoral
01:58
dissertation it's here yeah right it's
02:01
right down here in the biggest library
02:04
in the University W that's actually
02:05
pretty cool yeah oh um there's also a
02:07
book here by a woman named Wendy
02:10
that sounds like two people are really
02:18
enjoying the Dewy Decimal
02:21
System I'm so sorry
02:27
you didn't bring me here to do that did
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you excuse me hi I'm a professor here do
02:37
you know the paleontology section fifth
02:41
437 well yes just give me five minutes I
02:45
just have to find someone to cover my
02:50
no can I speak to someone in charge
02:57
please how can I help you hi I was
03:03
wondering is it possible to increase
03:06
Security in the paleontology section see
03:08
I I wrote a book that's up there and
03:11
instead of reading it people are are
03:13
well they're rolling around in front of
03:15
it we are aware of the problem you're
03:19
to but as far as increasing security I'm
03:27
afraid the library is very understaffed
03:30
you well fine fine if if I'm the only
03:34
person with any appreciation of the
03:37
sanctity of the written word then I'll
03:39
go up there and defend it
03:41
myself and don't you follow
03:43
me yes yes how can I help you yeah we we
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were just looking around oh oh your your
03:55
fellow Scholars what exact were you
03:57
looking for H perhaps uh perhaps Dr
04:00
Chester stocks musings on the smilein
04:04
californicus uh H uh get out of
04:09
here I meeting someone or or are you
04:21
just here to brush up on miam's views on
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um actually I find miam's views far too
04:30
progressionist I find Miriam's views far
04:38
progressionist I'm sorry who are you I'm
04:42
a professor here Ross Geller Ross Geller
04:46
why do I know that name it's
04:50
wait did you write this
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yes you're the person who checked out my
05:04
book you know you look nothing like I
05:09
would have thought you're you're so
05:12
young well I uh I skipped fourth grade
05:17
sorry hey how'd the interview go not
05:34
good you know I always feel that way
05:38
after an interview I'll bet it went
05:40
better than you think well I didn't get
05:41
the job at Gucci and I got fired from
05:44
Ralph Lauren that is a bad
05:46
interview what are you what are you
05:50
talking about how'd this happen well my
05:51
boss was at the same restaurant where I
05:53
was having my interview and he heard
05:56
everything so lady later he calls me to
05:58
his office and he tells me that he's
06:00
going to have to let me go because I'm
06:01
not a team player and I say wait a
06:03
minute no yes I am and then I had to sit
06:05
there for 45 minutes while he proved
06:08
that that in fact was
06:10
sorry hey what what's
06:18
this it's it's a bottle of champagne why
06:23
is this here Ross I guess it's here
06:26
because I got tenure congratul
06:29
congratulations this is the single
06:32
greatest day of my professional career
06:34
Gunther six classes six you want me to
06:36
join you oh I thought Joey was here five
06:39
good I'm going to have a lugie in my
06:45
tomorrow ooh Israeli
06:49
vanilla I got tenure I didn't win the
06:55
hey Rich so uh how did your thing go oh
06:59
it's good yeah but I'm not going to hear
07:02
about that for a couple of days oh you
07:04
know what you're going to get it I I I I
07:05
you everybody here's to Ross and and to
07:10
years of hard work finally paying off
07:14
and to knowing that your career doesn't
07:18
mean everything but also knowing it
07:20
lot but more importantly to full
07:25
well-rounded Liv that center around work
07:28
ro you know what the best part about
07:36
this is I can never be fired God no
07:39
seriously I have job security for life
07:41
you know I mean I never have to worry oh
07:45
oh look at look how happy you are for
07:48
me no it's not that I got fired today
07:52
and I didn't get the other job
07:57
sorry great I feel like an idiot no it's
08:05
okay you didn't know
08:08
oh little heads up would have been nice
08:10
uh does anyone know where the Freeman
08:13
building is yeah it's the new building
08:15
on Avenue A what that that's all the way
08:17
across town I'm supposed to teach a
08:19
graduate seminar there in 10 minutes o
08:21
dude that's not going to
08:23
happen yeah move it move it move it hey
08:27
hello sorry I'm a little late uh whoa a
08:51
late um well let me start by uh by
08:55
introduc ucing myself I'm uh Professor
08:59
up our professor D good job
09:05
today you were 50 minutes late to the
09:10
class what did you crawl there no I ran
09:13
okay it's really far and when did people
09:16
stop understanding the phrase get the
09:19
hell out of my way you're aino speaker
09:20
yeah who's making the decision Professor
09:23
Sherman yeah meeting with him today no
09:25
he is a pretty tough guy to impress yeah
09:27
well I think I know how to Dazzle him oh
09:29
you're not going to do a magic trick are
09:32
no the data we're receiving from MRI
09:44
scans and DNA testing of these fossils
09:48
are are staggering mhm I mean we've been
09:51
accepting leaky dates as as a given but
09:54
if they're off by even a 100,000 years
09:56
or so then you can you can just throw
09:59
most of our assumptions you know right
10:02
trash so so what I'm saying is
10:05
repercussions could could be huge I mean
10:15
not just in in paleontology but if you
10:18
think about it in in evolutionary
10:21
biology uh genetics uh geology I mean
10:23
truly the the mind boggles
10:26
well that's not what you
10:32
want hello Joey hey I need to talk to
10:41
Charlie is she there no she uh she went
10:44
shopping with Rachel why what's up well
10:47
I'm meeting with Professor Sherman about
10:49
my being the keynote speaker oh how's it
10:51
better she um she fell as sleep what but
10:56
I already bought my ticket to
11:01
Bermuda Barbados fine I'll rent the car
11:03
drive Ross you have to get that job what
11:08
am I supposed to do he's out cold in
11:11
fact he was just talking in his sleep
11:13
before and evidently he wants someone
11:15
named Fran to spank him
11:17
harder well just wake him up I can't if
11:21
he realizes that I'm the one and put him
11:24
to sleep I won't get the job ooh that's
11:26
that's a tough one oh wait a minute this
11:29
happened to me before yeah I was
11:32
auditioning for a play and the producer
11:34
fell asleep I no wait a minute it was me
11:36
asleep yeah I mean hey shakespear how
11:42
about a chase scene once in a while
11:45
oh my God you really want me to be the
12:25
welcome do you not want to be seen with
12:39
me well no of of course I do are they
12:42
gone uh no they're still here but I
12:46
think I'm about to leave what no no wait
12:48
what you're right this is stupid who
12:52
cares what people think I mean we we
12:55
like each other right there's nothing
12:57
Mel this is Elizabeth hi aren't you in
13:11
my popular culture class that's right
13:15
Lydia Elizabeth here is a student and uh
13:17
we're dating and you may frown upon that
13:20
but we're not going to hide it
13:23
fired what they're going to fire you you
13:32
can't date a student it's against the
13:34
rules really it's not just frowned upon
13:36
Mr Morris can I see you for a
13:40
moment yes sir Mr Morris I need to talk
13:44
to you about your midterm
13:48
exam I'm afraid I I had the fail you
13:50
why well you need 60% to pass what I it
13:55
seven that's not so
14:01
good no no it's not what what happened
14:04
there Ned maybe you can cut me some
14:07
slack I'm sort of in
14:10
love I'm sorry but that's that's really
14:13
not my problem I'm in love with
14:16
you well that brings me in the loop a
14:20
little see that's why I did so bad on
14:24
this test I'm having a hard time
14:27
concentrating when you're up there and
14:29
you're teaching and your face gets all
14:31
serious it looks so
14:35
good you wear that tied little
14:38
okay um I uh I'm your teacher I'm sorry
14:42
you're your student and I and I like
14:48
women in spite of what may be written on
14:52
the backs of some of these chairs
14:54
I'm all packed and ready to go well
14:59
that's right daddy and Uncle Joey are
15:01
going on a trip today we're going to a
15:03
conference in Barbados right can you say
15:05
Barbados I got to say uh it means so
15:14
much to me that you guys are coming all
15:17
the way over there to to hear me give my
15:18
speech oh and I have a surprise uh I had
15:20
to pull some strings but I was able to
15:23
get everyone passes to the entire
15:25
conference that's right
15:27
these babies will get you into all the
15:31
paleontology lectures and
15:32
seminars do you have anything that will
15:35
them yeah Ross I mean we're excited to
15:40
hear the speech but the rest of the time
15:42
we're going to want to do you know
15:44
Island stuff well I think David will
15:45
probably want to hear a few lectures oh
15:47
right because he's a scientist no no
15:48
well because you know he's been in Minsk
15:50
for8 years and if he gets too much
15:52
direct sunlight he'll
15:54
die okay we better go yeah um so we'll
15:56
see you guys tomorrow all right let's do
15:59
it 5 hour flight with Charlie have a
16:01
couple drinks get under that blanket and
16:04
do what comes natural it's a blanket Joe
16:06
invisibility hello hello is Ross there
16:11
uh no he's not can I take a message yes
16:14
this is Russell Ross's divorce lawyer
16:16
just tell him that since I haven't heard
16:18
from him I assume he's decided to give
16:19
the marriage a try Ross got married
16:21
no all right keep going we are phasing
16:27
the accent out phasing it
16:30
out so without retesting their results
16:33
laboratory the team would never have
16:38
identified the initial errors in their
16:44
n were there any questions at this
16:52
point yes what's happening to your
16:55
come again what's what's this
17:02
nonsense all right I'm I'm not
17:08
English I'm from Long
17:12
Island I was really nervous and the
17:15
accent just um just came
17:18
sorry so if we could just get back to
17:24
paleontology all right look I was just
17:38
trying to make a good first impression
17:40
obviously I screwed up but what you guys
17:42
think of me is really important because
17:46
I'm I'm hoping to get a permanent job
17:47
here so if you just give me another
17:49
chance to make a good
17:52
impression Ross are you crazy I still
17:54
your what what were you just never going
17:58
to tell me what the hell is wrong with
18:00
you oh I Could Just Kill
18:02
You Well hello Rachel that was really
18:10
thank you so much and so
18:14
funny okay all right thanks thanks so
18:18
much you got I can't tell you how much
18:21
it means to me that you were here are
18:23
you kidding we wouldn't have missed it
18:24
back okay um excuse me yeah hey well you
18:31
were incredible you blew them away oh I
18:39
can't tell you how great it was to look
18:41
at the crowd and see your face I mean uh
18:43
did you know you were you were mouthing
18:45
the words along with me I was not no
18:47
it's okay it made me feel like like a
18:50
star oh my God I'm your
18:53
groupy hey I better enough find you
18:57
room look I I took it too far
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