you know what I'm thinking oh
00:01
okay
00:06
how it's been so long since you've had
00:08
sex you're wondering if they've changed
00:12
it no although now that's what I'm
00:15
thinking all right so what were you
00:20
thinking well I was thinking that you
00:22
gave the guy Such Great Haircuts I
00:24
thought maybe you'd like to do mine oh
00:26
no
00:28
why not because I'm just I'm incredibly
00:30
anal and an unbelievable control freak
00:34
no you're not I know I'm not but you are
00:37
and I was trying to spare your
00:41
feelings you know it's funny last time
00:47
Paula was here my hair was so much
00:49
shorter and cuter all right okay but but
00:51
you have to promise that you will not be
00:56
all like controlly and bossy and all you
00:58
know Monica about
01:00
it I promise all right let's see now
01:02
some of you are going to get cut and
01:06
some of you
01:08
aren't but I promise none of you will
01:10
feel a
01:13
[Music]
01:18
thing all right that's it I Quit what I
01:26
just didn't say anything yeah but this
01:29
isn't the face of a person who trusts a
01:32
person okay this is the face of a person
01:34
who you know doesn't trust a
01:37
person I'm sorry sorry phoe it's just
01:40
well just a little shorter than what we
01:44
had discussed would you relax I know
01:46
what I am doing this is how he wears
01:49
it how who wears it Dei
01:54
Moore Dei MO is not a he well he was a
01:58
he in Arthur and in
02:02
Dan that's Dudley Moore I said I wanted
02:05
it like demore oh oh oh my God oh God oh
02:09
my God oh my God I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm
02:16
sorry which one is demore she's the
02:19
actress there was in disclosure and
02:21
decent proposal ghost oh oh she's got
02:24
Gorgeous Hair I
02:27
how is
02:33
she it's too soon to
02:34
tell she's resting which is a good
02:38
sign how's the hair I'm not going to lie
02:41
to you Ross it doesn't look
02:45
good I put a clip on one side which
02:48
seems to have stopped the
02:51
curling well can we see you your hair
02:53
looks too good I think it would upset
02:56
her Ross why don't you come on in your
02:58
boyfriend has been in there for over an
03:01
hour can't believe it it's like I'm
03:03
living with him again he's here when I
03:04
go to sleep he's here when I wake up
03:06
he's here when I want to use the shower
03:07
feel like I'm 16 all over again well
03:09
you're not 16 you're both adults now get
03:12
out you
03:15
doofers or you know he's rubber in your
03:18
glue all
03:25
yours I hope you cleaned your hair out
03:27
of the drain I hope you came your hair
03:30
out of
03:32
the shut up
03:33
shut cut it out me me
03:36
[Music]
03:39
me I've never wanted you
03:43
more I want to watch Entertainment
03:48
Tonight tough nuggies were watching
03:51
predators of the serengetti
03:53
would you guys stop it's my TV what uh
03:54
quit it
03:59
bite me oh my god well Mica keeps
04:00
changing the channel a that's great why
04:03
don't you tell Mommy on
04:05
me now I'm mommy in this little play all
04:07
right look I refuse to get sucked into
04:11
this like weird little Geller dimension
04:14
thing okay so I'm going to go and take a
04:16
nice long hot bubble bath because you
04:18
kids are driving me
04:20
crazy I want you to take a piece of
04:22
paper here you go and write down your
04:24
most embarrassing memory oh and I do ask
04:26
that when you're not using the markers
04:30
you put the Caps back on them because
04:32
they will dry
04:34
out listen you guys um I don't mean to
04:39
be a pain about this but um I've noticed
04:42
that some of you are just placing them
04:44
on you want to push the
04:46
Caps until you hear them
04:49
click Gunther where are you going I um
04:53
was sort of thinking about maybe no
04:57
no you can't go no this is fun come on
05:00
we're just getting started here here's
05:02
your
05:04
marker listen if you want to go just go
05:07
no she'll yell at me
05:10
again all right I can get you out
05:15
what in a minute I'm going to create a
05:20
diversion when I do walk quickly to the
05:23
door and don't look
05:25
back okay the first person's most
05:28
embarrassing memory is Monica your party
05:31
sucks all right very
05:35
funny oh no oh did someone forget to use
05:38
a coaster
05:41
what I don't see
05:49
anything great I'm sing water rings
05:52
again okay she's taking the trash out so
05:55
I can get you you out of here but it has
05:59
to be now she'll be back any minute what
06:00
about my friend Victor no only the three
06:02
of you any more than that and she'll get
06:04
suspicious all right let me just get my
06:06
coat there isn't
06:08
time just leave everything they'll take
06:11
care of you next
06:14
door is it true they have
06:16
beer everything you've heard is
06:19
true could you guys please try to keep
06:22
it down we're trying to start a bosle
06:25
tournament
06:27
you and you you're supposed to be my
06:34
party and
06:37
gun what are you doing here
06:44
um hey welcome to the
06:49
pH phie all right I'm sorry but these
06:54
people needed me you know they work hard
06:58
all week it's Saturday night they
07:00
deserve to have a little fun
07:02
go you know my party is fun I mean maybe
07:04
it's a little quieter less obvious sort
07:08
of fun but you know if people would just
07:10
give it a chance it's
07:11
so you made the Ved again I told you you
07:16
don't have to do that this isn't Camp oh
07:20
then I guess the panty raid last night
07:24
was totally uncalled
07:25
for okay I am going to take a shower and
07:27
today I will be singing Jim Koch's Leroy
07:30
Brown
07:43
Monica hey man I have a question is
07:44
Leroy the baddest man in the whole damn
07:48
town or the fattest man in the whole
07:51
damn town the baddest otherwise the song
07:53
would be fat fat Leroy Brown
07:56
what are you
07:59
doing I'm just waiting for you
08:01
sweetie are you remaking the bed I'm
08:06
sorry I'm sorry you know what the way
08:10
you did it it was just fine then you're
08:12
redoing it because if I tell you you'll
08:15
think I'm crazy you're pretty much
08:17
running that risk either way
08:19
is
08:24
off did you just break the radiator no
08:27
no I was turning the knob and and here
08:30
it
08:33
is well put it
08:34
back it uh it won't go back I'll call
08:38
the super here let me try oh oh that's
08:43
right I forgot about your ability to
08:46
fuse
08:48
metal hey it's Funny's cousin not funny
08:49
hi Mr trigger hi it's Rachel Green from
08:53
upstairs yes somebody uh broke our kn
08:56
knob on the radiator and it's really hot
08:59
in
09:01
here yes it's it's hot enough to bake
09:03
cookies well do you think we could have
09:07
a new one by
09:09
six what no no Tuesday we can't wait
09:11
until Tuesday we're having a party
09:14
tonight okay tip the man no if he
09:16
doesn't like our cookies too bad I'm not
09:19
going to be blackmailed look if worse
09:20
comes to worse it gets a little warm
09:23
we'll call it a theme party hey here's a
09:25
theme come on in live like bacon we've
09:27
only got 12 hours and 36 minutes left
09:30
move move move Monica I feel like you
09:32
should have German
09:35
subtitles Joey speed it up I'm sorry
09:38
it's the pigs they're reluctant to get
09:41
in the
09:43
blankets Monica how did this happen I
09:45
thought you had this all planned out do
09:48
you want me to
09:50
cry is that what you want do you want to
09:52
see me cry sir no sir
09:55
all right you what no look I told you I
10:02
am not a part of this thing all right
10:05
look Ross I realize that you have issues
10:07
with carolly and Susan and I feel for
10:09
you I do but if you don't help me cook
10:11
I'm going to take a bunch of those
10:13
little hot dogs and create a new
10:14
appetizer called pigs and
10:15
Ross all right ball of melon hey how
10:18
come I'm stuck dicing when he gets to
10:21
ball of melon oh my God hey what okay
10:23
I'm at work it's an orary day you know
10:27
chop chop chop sauté sauté
10:30
sauté all of a sudden Leon the manager
10:32
calls me into his office turns out they
10:34
fire the head lunch chef and guess who
10:37
got the job if it's not you this is a
10:38
horrible
10:40
story fortunately it is me and they made
10:42
me head of purchasing thank you very
10:46
much
10:48
so anyway I just ran into Chandler and
10:49
was downstairs and they think we should
10:52
go out and celebrate you know some place
10:53
nice
10:55
that place nice how much you think I can
11:01
get for my kidney all right Monica if
11:04
there is something that you would like
11:06
to share you know you had no right to go
11:07
out with him that is the most ridiculous
11:08
you sld me out I did not sell you
11:11
absolutely sold me
11:14
talk did you just flick
11:18
me okay well you wouldn't let me finish
11:22
and I
11:24
was ow that hurt
11:25
quit flicking ow you flicking you
11:29
flicked me first D
11:33
[Music]
11:35
it let's not do
11:39
[Music]
11:47
this okay now I'm going to kick some a
11:55
all right now I will let go if you both
12:07
stop what do you you want me to stop
12:10
seeing him is that what you want uh-huh
12:12
you want me to just call him up and tell
12:15
him that you're seeing him instead is
12:17
that what you want
12:19
okay oh that's what you want
12:22
yes fine fine
12:26
there we
12:30
go H you know what if we were in prison
12:31
you guys would be like my
12:34
[Applause]
12:39
hey you feeling better yeah I
12:41
think that fifth shower actually got the
12:43
interview off
12:45
me so do you have any other
12:46
possibilities oh yeah well there is the
12:49
possibility that I won't make rent if
12:51
you want I can lend you some money no no
12:53
no cuz if I couldn't pay you back right
12:56
away then I'd feel guilty and tense
12:58
every time I saw you oh okay well then
12:59
why don't you uh why don't you borrow it
13:02
from Mom and Dad you feel guilty and
13:03
tense around them already you might as
13:05
well make some money off of
13:07
[Music]
13:10
them hi hi hi darling so what's this
13:13
some of your old stuff well sweetie we
13:17
have a surprise for you we're turning
13:21
your room into a
13:23
gym wow that is a surprise
13:26
just one little question uh why not
13:29
Ross's room gosh we talked about that
13:31
but your brother has so many science
13:33
trophies and plaques and merit badges
13:35
well we didn't want to disturb them oh
13:38
God
13:41
forbid you know that Stephie graph has
13:47
quite a
13:49
tush I'm just saying it's right
13:51
there hey guys hi darling 's my grandson
13:55
you didn't bring him no he's at the
14:00
Carol's and Susan's today a woman in my
14:02
office is a
14:04
lesbian I'm just
14:07
saying oh Jack look there's that house
14:09
Bank commercial that cracks you
14:12
up where have you been emotional hell so
14:19
did they lend you the money yet no but
14:22
that's probably cuz I haven't asked them
14:24
yet come on Monica do it hey you guys um
14:25
Monica has some
14:30
news um yeah so uh listen I'm sorry I
14:32
didn't tell you this before but um I I'm
14:35
no longer at my job I I had to leave it
14:38
why because they made
14:42
me you were
14:45
fired what are you going to do Judy Judy
14:48
relax this is our little harmonica we're
14:51
talking about we taught her well 10% of
14:53
your paycheck where does it go the bank
14:57
the
14:59
bank there you go so she dips into her
15:00
savings that's what it's there for she's
15:03
going to be fine and if you need a
15:05
little extra you know where to find it
15:07
anything larger back
15:11
there okay here you go you can pay me
15:14
back whenever you
15:16
like you have dinosaur
15:18
checks yeah yeah I mean you get your
15:20
money and you learn a little something
15:23
what's wrong with that nothing nothing
15:25
hey you're a cheapos
15:28
surus no kidding no kidding thank you
15:32
I'm very grateful hey M what is
15:34
this oh um that was my bathing suit from
15:38
high school I was a little bigger then
15:42
Oh I thought that's what they used to
15:46
cover Connecticut when it
15:47
rained the whole evening was pretty much
15:48
a bust yeah we we really missed you guys
15:51
yeah look uh we were just saying this
15:54
whole thing is so stupid we just have to
15:57
really really really not let stuff like
16:00
this about money get like is that a
16:02
hickey no I just I fell
16:07
down on someone's
16:12
lips where'd you get the hickey you know
16:15
a party or what party well it it wasn't
16:19
a party so much as a a gathering of
16:22
people with food and music and and and
16:26
and the
16:30
band you partied with hoodie and the
16:31
Blowfish yes apparently Stevie and
16:34
Hoodie are like
16:37
this who gave you that
16:38
hickey that would be the work of a
16:41
blowfish hey how much did you guys tip
16:44
the super this year yeah we were going
16:46
to give 50 but if you guys gave more we
16:48
don't want to look bad oh actually this
16:50
year we just made him homemade
16:51
cookies and 25 it
16:53
is you gave him cookies money is so
16:56
impersonal cookie says someone really
16:59
cares all right we're broke but cookies
17:03
do say
17:05
that I can see that I played a brownies
17:07
once told me a
17:10
limi peep let me ask you something were
17:13
these uh funny
17:16
brownies not
17:17
especially but you know what I think
17:19
they had pot in
17:21
them so you guys who else did you tip
17:24
with cookies
17:27
uh the mailman the
17:29
super oh and the newspaper delivery
17:31
guy oh my God what I don't think you're
17:35
going to like
17:40
this oh gosh oh there's a cookie smashed
17:42
in the sports
17:45
section oh look can he did my crossword
17:47
puzzle yeah but not very well unless 14
17:49
across gerswin musical actually is bite
17:52
me bite me bite me bite me give me back
17:55
my sweater or tan bag
17:58
marinara you don't have the guts oh yeah
18:02
well at least I wasn't too chicken to
18:06
tell some guy I thought he was
18:08
cute oh all right stop stop the
18:18
madness this is crazy who can even
18:25
remember why you started fighting in the
18:28
first place she
18:30
knew yes that's
18:35
right but still I look at your
18:38
purse look at your
18:43
sweater look at
18:46
yourselves I'll help you fix your
18:51
sweater I'll help you throw out your
18:54
purse
18:57
I'm sorry that I made you stop seeing
19:00
him well I'm sorry I went out with him
19:03
when I knew you liked
19:05
him I'm sorry that I borrowed your
19:08
gloves hey Monica we got a question all
19:14
right for the zillionth time yes I see
19:17
other women in the shower at the gym and
19:18
no I don't
19:20
look oh not that one we're trying to
19:22
figure out who to bring to the Knicks
19:24
game tonight we have an extra ticket
19:26
yeah Ross can't go so it's between
19:27
between my friend Eric Prower who has
19:28
breath issues and Dan with the poking
19:30
did you see that play do you want some
19:34
more beer is that LE
19:36
okay why don't you ask
19:41
Richard okay uh hey Richard if you had
19:43
an extra ticket to the Knicks
19:46
game and you had to choose between a
19:50
friend who's smelled and one who bruises
19:52
you who would you pick wow
19:56
well being a huge Nicks fan myself I
19:59
think you should take someone who's a
20:01
huge Nicks
20:03
fan okay that's
20:05
Eric glad to be of help
20:09
matches I meant why don't you take
20:13
Richard to the
20:15
game
20:17
what I don't know come on he keeps his
20:19
fingers to himself and he's always minty
20:23
fresh I Know Rich it's really nice and
20:26
everything it's just so we don't know
20:29
him really well you know and plus he's
20:30
you know
20:32
old or than some
20:34
people but uh younger than some
20:37
buildings you okay Ross I don't
20:42
know what's in this pie I don't know um
20:47
butter and eggs and flour and lime and
20:51
kiwi kiwi
20:53
kiwi you said it was a key lime pie no I
20:55
didn't I said kiwi lime that's what
20:59
makes it so special that's what's going
21:01
to kill
21:03
me I'm allergic to Kiwi no you're not
21:05
you're you're allergic to Lobster and
21:09
peanuts
21:11
and oh my God uh it's definitely getting
21:13
worse okay all right is your tongue
21:16
swelling up either that of my mouth is
21:19
getting
21:21
smaller all right get your coat we're
21:23
going to go to the hospital is he going
21:25
to be okay yeah he's just got to get get
21:26
a shot oh you know you know actually
21:28
it's getting better it is it is let's
21:30
not go anyone up for
21:32
Scrabble Jack it now but what what about
21:35
Ben we can't bring a baby to the
21:39
hospital we'll watch
21:41
him I don't think
21:43
so what I have seven Catholic sisters
21:46
I've taken care of hundreds of
21:49
kids come on we want to do it don't we
21:51
well I was looking forward to playing
21:54
basketball but I guess that's out the
21:55
window
21:57
okay well if you do take out for a walk
21:59
just remember bring his hat okay and
22:01
there's extra milk in the fridge and
22:03
extra diapers in the bag hat milk got
22:04
it
22:08
okay a th a throw throw a throw
22:10
throw consider it done you understood
22:17
that yeah my uncle s has a really big
22:20
tongue is she the one with the beautiful
22:24
wife
22:26
[Music]
22:30
well there's no way I'm going to get a
22:33
shot maybe they can take the needle and
22:34
squirt it into my mouth you know like
22:36
like a squirt
22:38
gun hello there hi I'm Dr Carlin I see
22:39
someone's having a little allergic
22:43
reaction yes doctor can I see you for
22:45
just a moment
22:48
please my brother um has a slight phobia
22:51
about needles did you tell him about my
22:54
my squirt gun idea
22:56
my brother the PHD would like to know if
23:00
there's any way to treat this orally no
23:03
under these circumstances it has to be
23:06
an injection and it has to be
23:08
now
23:12
oh all right that's good have the seats
23:14
um doctor says it's got to be a needle
23:17
so you're just going to have to be brave
23:19
okay can you do that for
23:21
me okay okay oh boy you doing so
23:25
good you want to squeeze my hand yes
23:31
okay all right Ross don't squeeze it so
23:34
hard honey really don't squeeze it so
23:36
hard I hold my
23:39
hand are you sure he didn't break it cuz
23:44
it really hurts no it's just a good bone
23:46
bruise and right here is the puncture
23:49
wound from your
23:54
ring I'm sorry I'm really sorry sorry
23:56
sorry so sorry hey hey I got my asses
23:59
back which we can celebrate
24:04
later
24:08
Cate I just want to thank you for being
24:16
there for me today and I'm sorry I I
24:18
almost broke your hand well that's okay
24:21
I'm sorry I poisoned
24:24
you hey remember the time I jammed that
24:26
pencil into your hand remember it what
24:29
do you think this is a
24:33
freckle wait what about the time that I
24:35
hit you in the face with sylvan's
24:37
pumpkin oh man well remember when I I
24:39
stuck that broom in your bike Spokes and
24:41
you flipped over and hit your head on
24:43
the curb no but I remember people
24:44
telling me about
24:47
it the H Ben has a little sister yeah
24:50
and I hope she can kick his ass
24:55
I'm going to get a new
24:58
Bandit hey how about the time I cut the
25:00
legs off your Malibu can that was
25:02
you uh they were infected he wouldn't
25:07
have made
25:10
it you can't go shopping with her what
25:12
about Rachel this is going to be a
25:15
problem isn't it oh come on you're going
25:17
to Bloomingdales with Julie it's like
25:19
cheating on Rachel in her house of
25:20
worship Monica she will kill you
25:24
she will kill you like a dog in the
25:28
street so uh Jules tells me you guys are
25:35
going shopping tomorrow oh yeah um it's
25:38
actually not that big a deal in fact
25:41
it's a big deal to me this is great
25:43
Monica I really appreciate this you're
25:45
welcome
25:48
[Applause]
25:52
[Music]
25:57
hey hey where is everybody they took B
26:03
to the park Where Have You Been Just out
26:06
had some lunch just me little quality
26:09
time with me hey thanks for your jacket
26:13
oh no problem you can borrow it by the
26:16
way oh here your keys time
26:20
okay M mhm if uh you were at lunch alone
26:24
how come it cost you uh
26:28
$53 you know what probably
26:33
happened someone must have stolen my
26:36
credit
26:38
card and sort of just put the receipt
26:39
back in your
26:41
pocket that is an excellent excellent
26:43
question that is
26:47
excellent Monica what's with you who did
26:49
you have lunch with Judy who Julie what
26:51
Jodie
26:56
you were with Julie oh look when it
26:59
started I was just trying to be nice to
27:04
her because she was my brother's
27:05
girlfriend and then one thing led to
27:08
another and before I knew it we
27:11
were
27:15
shopping oh my
27:21
God honey wait we only did it once
27:24
it didn't mean anything to me yeah yeah
27:29
right really sure Rachel I was thinking
27:33
of you the whole
27:35
time
27:39
look I'm sorry all right I I never meant
27:41
for you to find out oh please please you
27:44
wanted to get caught that is not true so
27:47
you just sort of happened to leave it in
27:51
here did it ever occur to you that I
27:53
might just be that stupid
27:55
okay Monica I just have to know one
27:59
[Music]
28:02
thing did you go with her to
28:04
[Music]
28:06
[Applause]
28:09
Bloomingdales
28:17
okay
28:18
okay okay I just really um I just really
28:21
need to not be with you right
28:23
now okay
28:26
what is it about me do I not look fun
28:28
enough is there something repellent
28:30
about
28:32
me so how was the party well it couldn't
28:33
have been worse a woman literally passed
28:36
through me okay so what is it am I
28:38
hideously unattractive no you are not
28:41
you are very attractive you know what I
28:43
go through the exact same thing every
28:46
time I put on a little weight I start
28:48
questioning
28:49
everything whoa whoa I I I put on a
28:53
little weight did you
28:56
want no not weight you know more like
29:01
insulation Chandler I'm unemployed in
29:06
dire need of a project you want to work
29:08
out I can remake you oh you know I would
29:10
but that might get in the way of my
29:13
lying around time please come
29:14
on all right okay all right but if we
29:18
put on spandex my boobs are bigger than
29:21
yours I'm going
29:23
home your boobs are fine look I never
29:24
should have said anything come here come
29:27
here oh can't make hands
29:32
meat okay let's do
29:39
it what nothing just never seen your
29:46
little stretchy pants
29:50
before and we're changing
29:53
hey
29:58
hey man
30:01
yeah come on give me five more five
30:10
more five more and I'll flash you
30:15
one
30:20
two Jun half
30:23
okay just show me one of
30:28
them ow ow ow ow ow ow owow ow
30:33
ow ow ow ow ow
30:41
ow she's insane the woman is insane it's
30:45
before work it's after work it's during
30:49
work she's got me doing butt clenches at
30:51
my
30:53
desk and now they won't bring me my mail
30:54
anymore
30:56
[Applause]
31:14
Monica it's 6:30 in the morning we're
31:20
not working out it's
31:23
over no way with one pound to go come on
31:26
we're working we're moving we're in this
31:29
Z we're
31:32
grooving okay I don't I don't mind the
31:33
last pound okay in fact I kind of like
31:35
the last pound okay so don't make me do
31:38
anything that I'll
31:41
regret what you going to do fat boy
31:43
huh
31:46
what nothing except tell you uh I think
31:49
it's wonderful how much energy you have
31:53
well thanks I mean especially
31:55
considering how tough it's been for you
31:57
to find
31:59
work you
32:00
know you know I mean you can't tell your
32:02
parents you were fired because they'd be
32:05
disappointed
32:09
uh-huh and it's not as if you have a
32:11
boyfriend's shoulder to cry
32:13
on well no but I I mean if it were me I
32:17
think I'd have difficulty just getting
32:21
out of bed at all
32:22
you know I try to stay
32:30
positive so
32:32
you you feel like going for a
32:34
run all right because you know you don't
32:39
have to if you want you could just take
32:43
a nap right
32:45
here
32:48
okay just for a little while okay
32:50
she
32:59
[Music]
33:01
[Applause]
33:03
[Music]
33:08
歌词与翻译
[中文]
你知道我在想什么哦
好吧
自从你有
性行为以来已经这么久了，你想知道他们是否改变了
它不，虽然现在我就是这样
在想好吧，那么你在想什么
我想得很好，我在想你
给了这个家伙这么棒的发型，我
想也许你也想做我的哦
不
为什么不呢，因为我只是
肛门和令人难以置信的控制狂
不，你不是，我知道我不是，但你是
，我试图减轻你的
感觉，你知道上次很有趣
保拉在这里，我的头发
更短，更可爱，好吧，但是
你必须保证你不会
都喜欢控制欲强、专横跋扈的人，
都知道莫妮卡
我保证，好吧，让我们看看吧
你们中的一些人会被裁掉，
你们中的一些人
不会，但我保证你们没有人会
感受到
[音乐]
的事情，好吧，就是这样，我放弃了我
只是没说什么是的，但是这张
不是一个信任
人的人的脸，好吧，这是一个
的人的脸，你知道他不信任
人，对不起，对不起，它只是
，只是比我们
讨论的要短一点，你放松一下吗，我知道
我正在做的就是他的穿着方式
它是谁的穿着它 Dei
Moore Dei MO 不是一个他，他是一个
他在《亚瑟》中，在
丹那是达德利摩尔 我说我想要
它就像 demore 哦哦哦我的上帝哦上帝哦
我的上帝哦我的上帝我很抱歉我很抱歉我
抱歉哪一个是 demore 她是
中的女演员披露和
体面的求婚幽灵哦哦她有
华丽的头发我
怎么样
她现在
告诉她正在休息还为时过早，这是一个很好的
标志头发怎么样我不会撒谎
对你来说罗斯看起来不太好
我在一侧放了一个夹子，
似乎已经停止了
卷得很好，我们能看到你的头发吗
看起来太好了，我想这会很不高兴
她的罗斯，你为什么不穿上你的
男朋友已经在那里呆了
个小时了，简直不敢相信，就像我
又和他住在一起了，当我
睡觉时，他就在这里，当我醒来时，他就在这里
当我想洗澡时，他就在这里
感觉我又回到了16岁好吧
你不是16岁了，你们现在都是成年人了
你们
混蛋，或者你知道他是你的橡胶
粘上所有
你的我希望你把头发清理掉
下水道我希望你
从
闭嘴
闭嘴把它剪掉我我
[音乐]
我从来没有想要过你
我还想看娱乐节目
今晚，顽强的家伙们正在观看
塞伦盖蒂的掠食者
你们能停下来吗，这是我的电视，呃
退出吧
咬我吧，天哪，米卡不断地
改变频道，这就是为什么
你不要告诉妈妈
我现在在这个小剧中我是妈妈
对了，我拒绝被卷入
这就像奇怪的小盖勒维度
事情好吧，所以我要去洗个
长时间的热水泡泡浴，因为你们
孩子们让我发疯
我要你拿一张
纸在这里，写下你的想法
最尴尬的记忆哦，我确实问
，当你不使用标记时
，你把帽子放回它们上，因为
它们会变干
听着，你们，嗯，我不是故意
对此感到痛苦，但嗯，我注意到
，你们中的一些人只是将它们
放在你想要推动的
上盖帽，直到你听到他们的声音
点击冈瑟你要去哪里我嗯
正在考虑也许不
不，你不能去，这很有趣来吧
我们才刚刚开始这里
你的
标记听着，如果你想去就走
不，她会再对我大喊大叫
好吧，我可以带你出去
当我快步走到
转移注意力，不回头
门口时，我要创建一个
好吧，第一个人最尴尬的记忆
令人尴尬的记忆是莫妮卡，你的派对
很烂
有趣哦不哦有人忘记使用
杯垫
我没看到什么
什么伟大的我唱水再次响起
，好吧，她正在倒垃圾，所以
我可以带你离开这里，但现在已经
了，她随时都会回来
关于我的朋友维克多，不仅仅是你们三个
，她会感到
怀疑，好吧，让我拿我的
外套，没有
时间，把他们拿走的所有东西都留下
关心你
门是真的吗
啤酒，你听到的一切都是
是的，你们能不能小声一点
我们正在尝试开始一场大比赛
锦标赛
你和你，你应该是我的
派对和
枪，你在这儿做什么
嗯，欢迎来到
pH phie 好吧，我很抱歉，但是这些
人需要我，你知道他们工作很努力
整个星期都是星期六晚上，他们
应该享受一点乐趣
去吧，你知道我的聚会很有趣，我的意思是也许
这是一种安静一点不太明显的
乐趣，但你知道如果人们愿意
给它一个机会，那就
所以你做了我再次告诉你，你
不必这样做，这不是营地哦
然后我想昨晚的内裤突袭
完全没有被称为
因为好吧我要去洗澡
今天我会唱吉姆科赫的勒罗伊
布朗
莫妮卡嘿伙计我有一个问题是
勒罗伊是世界上最坏的男人整个该死的
镇或整个
该死的镇里最胖的男人是最糟糕的，否则这首歌
会很胖勒罗伊·布朗
你
在做什么我只是在等你
亲爱的你在重铺床吗我
对不起我很抱歉你知道怎么做
你做到了，那很好，然后你
重做，因为如果我告诉你，你会
认为我疯了，你几乎
无论如何都要冒这个风险
是
你刚刚打破了散热器吗
不，我正在转动旋钮，在这里
它
很好地把它放回去了
呃，它不会再回去了，我会打电话
这里的超级让我试试哦哦那是
对了我忘记了你的能力
熔断
金属嘿，这是滑稽的表弟，不好笑
嗨，扳机先生，你好，我是
楼上的雷切尔·格林，是的，有人呃坏了我们的
散热器上的旋钮，真的很热
在
这里是的，它是天气已经热到可以烤
饼干了，你认为我们可以
在
六点前买一个新的吗？不不周二我们等不及
直到周二我们今晚要开派对
好吧，如果他
不太喜欢我们的饼干，请给小费，不，我不会
会被敲诈，看看如果更糟的话
变得更糟，它会变得有点温暖
我们称之为主题派对嘿，这是
主题，像培根一样现场表演，我们
只剩下12小时36分钟了
移动移动移动莫妮卡我觉得你
应该有德语
字幕乔伊加快速度我很抱歉
这是他们不愿意
的猪
毯子莫妮卡这是怎么发生的，我
以为你已经计划好这一切了
你想让我
哭泣是你想要的
看到我哭，先生不先生
好吧，你不，看我告诉你我
不是这件事的一部分，好吧
看看罗斯，我意识到你和卡罗莉和苏珊有问题
我觉得对于
你，我愿意，但如果你不帮我做饭
我要拿一堆
小热狗，制作一种新的
开胃菜，叫做猪和
罗斯好吧，瓜球嘿，
来吧，当他到达
瓜球时，我被困住了，天啊，嘿，好吧
我在工作你知道，这是一个口头的日子
砍砍砍炒炒炒
炒一下，经理莱昂
叫我去他的办公室，原来他们
解雇了午餐主厨，猜猜谁
得到了这份工作，如果不是你的话，这是一个
可怕的
故事，幸运的是，是我，他们让
我担任采购主管，非常感谢
非常
所以无论如何，我只是遇到了钱德勒和
在楼下，他们认为我们应该
出去庆祝，你知道某个地方
不错
那个地方不错，你认为我可以花多少钱
为我的肾买点钱，好吧，莫妮卡，如果
有一些东西你想要
分享，你知道你没有权利和他出去
和他出去，这是最荒谬的
你把我骗了，我没有出卖你
绝对出卖了我
说你刚刚轻弹了我吗
好吧，你不让我完成
而我
太受伤了
别轻弹了哦你轻弹了你
先轻弹了我D
[音乐]
我们不要这样做
[音乐]
现在好吗我现在要踢一些人
，如果你们俩都
停下来，你想让我停下来吗
看到他就是你想要的呃哈
你想让我打电话给他并告诉
他你看到他是
那是你想要的
好吧哦，这就是你想要的
是的，好吧好吧
在那里，我们
去 H，你知道如果我们在监狱里会怎样
你们会像我一样
[掌声]
嘿，你们感觉好多了，是的，我
认为第五个淋浴实际上让
面试结束了
我，所以你还有其他
可能性吗，哦，是的，有
可能性，如果
我不会租房子你想要我可以借给你一些钱不不
不因为如果我不能马上还你
那么我每次看到你都会感到内疚和紧张
哦好吧那么
你为什么不呃为什么你不从爸爸妈妈那里借
你会感到内疚并且
在他们周围紧张你可能会这样做
我们会从
[音乐]
他们嗨嗨嗨亲爱的，这是什么
你的一些旧东西，亲爱的，我们
给你一个惊喜，我们正在把
你的房间变成
健身房哇，这是一个惊喜
只是一个小问题，呃为什么不
罗斯的房间天哪，我们谈论过
但你哥哥有这么多科学知识
奖杯、奖牌和功绩徽章
好吧，我们不想打扰他们哦
上帝
禁止你知道Stephie graph有
相当
嘘声我只是说这是对的
嘿大家好，亲爱的是我的孙子
你没有带他来，他在
卡罗尔和苏珊今天在我
办公室里的一个女人是
女同性恋，我只是
说哦，杰克，看那栋房子
银行广告让你崩溃
你在哪里情绪地狱所以
他们借给你钱了吗，但是
这可能是因为我还没问过他们
来吧莫妮卡，嘿你伙计们，嗯
莫妮卡有一些
新闻，嗯，是的，呃，听着，对不起，我
之前没有告诉你，但是嗯，我
不再工作了，我不得不离开
为什么因为他们让
我，你被解雇了
你要做什么朱迪朱迪
放松，这是我们的小口琴，我们
谈论我们很好地教她
你薪水的 10% 去了银行
你去的
银行，所以她动用了她的
积蓄，这就是她的
会没事的，如果你需要
一点额外的钱，你知道在哪里找到它
任何更大的东西
好吧，你可以付钱给我
每当你
就像你有恐龙一样
检查是的，是的，我的意思是你得到了你的
钱，你学到了一些东西
这有什么问题什么都没有
嘿你是个小气鬼
苏鲁斯不开玩笑不开玩笑谢谢你
我非常感激嘿M是什么
这哦嗯那是我的泳衣
高中时我年纪大一点
哦，我以为那是他们过去
报道康涅狄格州的时候
整个晚上都下雨了
半身像是的，我们真的很想念你们
是的，看看呃我们只是说这
整件事太愚蠢了，我们必须
真的真的真的不要让像
这样的关于钱的事情变得像
吻痕不，我只是
落在某人的
嘴唇上，你从哪里得到吻痕的
一个派对，或者什么派对，它不是
一个派对，而是
人的聚会，有食物和音乐，还有
和
乐队，你穿着连帽衫和
河豚，是的，显然是史蒂维和
连帽衫就像
这个给你的
吻痕，那是
河豚的作品嘿，你们今年给了多少小费
超级是的，我们打算
给50，但如果你们给更多，我们
不想看起来很糟糕哦，实际上今年
年我们刚刚给他自制了
饼干和25个
是你给了他饼干钱吗
客观的饼干说有人真的
关心我们破产了，但是饼干
确实说
我可以看到我玩了布朗尼
有一次告诉我
利米窥视让我问你一些事情
这些呃有趣
布朗尼不是
特别是但你知道我在想什么
他们里面有大麻
所以你们这些家伙还用饼干给了
小费
呃邮递员
超级哦还有报纸投递
家伙天啊我不认为你
会喜欢
这个哦天啊哦有一块饼干被砸碎了
在体育
部分哦看可以他做了我的填字游戏
拼图是的，但不是很好，除非 14
整个 Gerswin 音乐剧实际上是咬
我咬我咬我咬我把我还给我
我的毛衣或棕褐色包
marinara 你没有胆量哦是的
好吧，至少我还不太胆怯
告诉某个人，我认为他
很可爱哦，好吧，停止
疯狂，这太疯狂了，谁甚至能
记得为什么你在
第一名开始打架，她
知道是的
对，但我仍然看看你的
钱包，看看你的
毛衣，看看
你们自己，我会帮你修好你的
毛衣，我会帮助你扔掉你的
钱包
对不起，我让你不再见到
他了。对不起，我和他出去了
，当我知道你喜欢
他时，对不起，我借了你的
手套，嘿，莫妮卡，我们有一个问题
，无数次了，是的，我看到
其他女人在健身房洗澡，
不我不
看起来哦，不是我们要
弄清楚今晚带谁去看尼克斯队
比赛，我们有一张额外的门票
是的，罗斯不能去，所以这是
我的朋友埃里克·普罗尔（他有
呼吸问题）和丹的戳
之间的比赛，你想再喝点
啤酒吗？
好吧，你为什么不问问
理查德，好吧，嘿，理查德，如果你
一张额外的尼克斯队门票
比赛，而你必须在一个
有气味的朋友和一个受伤的朋友之间做出选择
你会选择谁，哇
我自己也是尼克斯队的铁杆球迷，我
我认为你应该选择一个
铁杆球迷尼克斯
球迷好吧，
埃里克很高兴能为您提供帮助
比赛 我的意思是你为什么不带
理查德去看
比赛
我不知道，来吧，他把自己的
手指放在一边，而且总是很薄荷
新鲜感，我知道里奇真的很好，
一切都只是我们不知道
他非常好，你很了解，而且他
你知道
比一些
人老，但是呃比一些
建筑物年轻，你好吧罗斯我不
知道这个馅饼里有什么我不知道嗯
黄油和鸡蛋和面粉和酸橙和
猕猴桃猕猴桃
猕猴桃你说这是一个关键酸橙馅饼不我
我不是说过猕猴桃酸橙就是
让它变得如此特别，这就是
杀死
我的原因，我对猕猴桃过敏，不，你不是
你是对龙虾和
花生过敏
天哪，呃，肯定会变得
更糟，好吧，好吧，你的舌头
肿胀，或者是我的嘴
变小
，好吧，穿上外套，我们
要去医院，他会没事吗
是的，他只是需要
打一针哦，你知道你知道，实际上
情况正在好转，只是我们
不要去任何人
拼字游戏杰克，但是怎么样
本，我们不能带一个宝贝去
医院，我们会照顾
他，我不认为
所以我有七个天主教姐妹
我已经照顾了数百个
孩子来吧，我们想做不是吗
好吧，我很期待打
篮球，但我想那已经超出了
窗口
好吧，如果你出去散步的话
只要记得带上他的帽子就可以了，
冰箱里有多余的牛奶，
袋子里有多余的尿布，帽子牛奶得到了
它
好吧，一扔一扔
扔认为它完成了，你明白
那是的，我叔叔的舌头很大
她有美丽的
妻子
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好吧，我不可能打
针，也许他们可以拿起针头
把它喷到我嘴里，就像
就像喷射一样
枪你好，嗨，我是卡林医生，我明白了
有人有点过敏
反应是的，医生，我可以见你一下
一会儿
请我的兄弟嗯有轻微的针头恐惧症
你告诉他我的
我的水枪想法
我的博士兄弟想知道是否
有什么办法可以口服治疗，没有
在这种情况下，它必须是
注射，现在必须是
...
哦，好吧，有座位很好
嗯医生说那一定是一根针
所以你必须勇敢
好吧你能为
我做吗好吧好吧哦男孩你这样做
很好你想挤压我的手是的
好吧罗斯别挤压它所以
硬亲爱的真的不要挤压它所以
我用力握住我的
手你确定他没有弄断它吗因为
真的很痛，不，只是一块好骨头
瘀伤，这里是
你的
戒指上的伤口。 很抱歉，真的很抱歉，抱歉
抱歉，抱歉，嘿嘿，我的屁股
回来了，我们可以庆祝
稍后
凯特，我只是想感谢你
今天在我身边，我很抱歉我
差点把你的手弄断了，没关系
对不起，我中毒了
你还记得我把那支
铅笔塞进你手里的那次吗记住它是什么
你认为这是
雀斑吗等等那次我
用西尔文的
南瓜打你的脸哦天哪，你还记得我
的时候吗把扫帚卡在你的自行车辐条上，
你翻了个身，头撞到了
路边，不，但我记得人们
告诉我
，H Ben有一个小妹妹是的
，我希望她能踢他的屁股
我要买一个新的
强盗，嘿，我从你的马里布罐头上砍掉
腿怎么样？
你呃他们被感染了他不会
已经感染了
你不能和她一起去购物什么
关于瑞秋这将是一个
问题不是吗哦来吧你要去
和朱莉一起去布鲁明代尔就像
在瑞秋的房子里欺骗
崇拜莫妮卡她会杀了你
她会像
街上的狗一样杀死你，所以朱尔斯告诉我你们
明天去购物哦，是的，这
其实没什么大不了的
这对我来说很重要，这很棒
莫妮卡，我真的很感激你
欢迎
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嘿嘿，他们带 B
去公园，你刚刚出去了
吃了一顿午餐，只有我一点质量
和我在一起的时间，嘿，谢谢你的夹克
哦，没问题，你可以通过
方式借用它，哦，这是你的钥匙时间
好吧，嗯，如果呃，你一个人吃午饭
怎么花了你呃
53 美元，你知道大概是什么
碰巧有人偷了我的
信用卡
卡，然后把收据
放回你的
口袋里，这是一个非常好的问题
问题是
出色的莫妮卡，你做了什么
你和朱迪一起吃午饭，朱迪什么
朱迪
你和朱莉在一起哦，看看它是什么时候
开始的，我只是想成为对
她很好，因为她是我哥哥的
女朋友，然后一件事导致了
另一件事，在我意识到之前，我们
正在
购物哦，我的
上帝亲爱的等等，我们只做过一次
这对我来说没有任何意义是的，是的
对，真的很确定瑞秋，我在
对不起，好吧，我从来没想
时间
的时候一直在想着你
让你知道哦，请拜托你
想被抓住，那不是真的，所以
你只是碰巧把它留在
这里你有没有想过我
可能就是那么愚蠢
好吧，莫妮卡，我只需要知道一件事
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你和她一起去
的事情吗？ [音乐]
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Bloomingdales
好吧
好吧好吧，我只是真的嗯，我只是真的
不需要和你在一起，对吧
现在好吧
我怎么了，我看起来不有趣吗
有什么东西让我感到厌恶吗
关于
我所以派对怎么样？
更糟糕的是，一个女人真的
通过了我，好吧，那我是什么
可怕地没有吸引力，不，你不是
你非常有吸引力，你知道吗，我
每次我开始增加一点体重时，都会经历完全相同的事情
...
质疑
一切哇哇我我体重增加了
你是不是
想要不体重你知道更多像
绝缘钱德勒我失业了
迫切需要一个你想要工作的项目
我可以重塑你哦你知道我会
但这可能会妨碍我
闲逛的时间 请来
好吧好吧好吧但如果我们
穿上氨纶，我的胸部就比
你的大了，我要
回家，你的胸部很好，看起来我从来没有
应该说什么来这里来
这里哦，不能做手
肉，好吧，让我们做
这是什么，从来没有见过你的
小弹力裤
，我们要改变
嘿
嘿伙计
是的来吧，再给我五个，五个
再给我五个，我给你看一下
一个
两个六月半
好吧，只给我看其中一个
ow ow ow ow ow owow ow
ow ow ow ow ow
ow 她疯了，那个女人疯了
上班前 下班后
上班期间，她让我在
我的
办公桌前做紧臀运动，现在他们不再给我送邮件
...
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莫妮卡，现在是早上 6:30，我们
没有锻炼，
根本不可能有一个人快点走吧
我们正在工作，我们正在搬家，我们在这
Z，我们
很开心，好吧，我不，我不介意
最后一磅，好吧，事实上，我有点喜欢
最后一磅，好吧，所以不要让我做
任何我会
后悔你要做的事情胖男孩
呵呵
除了告诉你什么都没有，呃，我想
你有这么多的精力
很好，谢谢，我的意思是特别
考虑到你
找到
工作有多么困难
知道你知道我的意思是你不能告诉你的
父母你被解雇了，因为他们会
失望
嗯哼，这并不像如果你有
男朋友的肩膀可以靠着
哭泣，不，但是我，我的意思是，如果是我的话，我
我认为
起床根本就困难
你知道我努力保持
积极的态度，所以
你想要
跑步，因为你知道你不需要
必须这样做，如果你愿意，你可以
小睡一下
在这里
好吧，就一会儿吧
她
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重点词汇
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incredible /ɪnˈkredəbl/ B2 |
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anal /ˈænəl/ C1 |
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control /kənˈtroʊl/ B1 |
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spare /spɛr/ B1 |
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shorter /ˈʃɔːrtər/ A2 |
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promise /ˈprɒmɪs/ A2 |
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cut /kʌt/ A2 |
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trust /trʌst/ B1 |
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sorry /ˈsɒri/ A1 |
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discuss /dɪˈskʌs/ B1 |
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relax /rɪˈlæks/ A2 |
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gorgeous /ˈɡɔːrdʒəs/ B2 |
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resting /ˈrestɪŋ/ A2 |
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living /ˈlɪvɪŋ/ A2 |
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crazy /ˈkreɪzi/ B1 |
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embarrassing /ɪmˈbærəsɪŋ/ B1 |
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diversion /daɪˈvɜːrʒən/ B2 |
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重点语法结构
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you know what I'm thinking oh
➔ 间接引语和疑问标签
➔ 这句话使用了间接疑问 ("what I'm thinking") 和疑问标签 ("oh") 来吸引听众并确认理解。'oh' 作为一种寻求确认的最小回应发挥作用。
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why not because I'm just I'm incredibly anal and an unbelievable control freak
➔ 复合句结构和副词强调
➔ 这句话展示了一个复杂的结构，带有“because”子句来解释原因。“incredibly”和“unbelievable”的使用是副词强调，加强了形容词“anal”和“control freak”。“I'm”的重复增加了强调。
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some of you are going to get cut and some of you aren't but I promise none of you will feel a thing
➔ 使用“going to”的将来时和使用“promise”的否定将来时
➔ 这句话使用“going to”来表达一个计划好的未来行动（剪头发）。对比用“some...and some aren't”表示。“promise”引入了一个否定的未来陈述，向接收者保证他们不会感到疼痛。“a thing”的使用是“任何疼痛”的口语表达。
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well you know my party is fun I mean maybe it's a little quieter less obvious sort of fun
➔ 限定形容词和缓和语言
➔ 说话者使用诸如“quieter”和“less obvious”之类的限定形容词来缓和他们关于派对有趣的说法。“sort of fun”这个短语是缓和语言的一个例子，使陈述不那么直接和更谨慎。“I mean”是一个表示澄清的语篇标记。
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