are you ready to
00:00
party
00:03
no Gandalf Gandalf is Coming to Town
00:05
Kathy's with her parents I have nothing
00:08
to do so tomorrow we are partying with
00:10
gandal dude dude we are so going to
00:12
party wow okay dude
00:17
alert and who is this guy Mike Gandalf
00:21
ganderson only like the funnest guy in
00:25
the world I'm going to call and get off
00:27
work tomorrow
00:29
I'm going to call after
00:31
you this is going to be so cool dude we
00:32
never party
00:35
anymore all right were you guys smoking
00:38
something in the back of our
00:40
van really and what do you mean we never
00:43
have fun anymore you have fun with me
00:45
remember the time we saw those strippers
00:47
then you paid me 50 bucks to eat that
00:48
book Joey you are going to love this guy
00:52
Gandalf is like the party wizard well
00:55
why do you call him Gandalf Gandalf the
00:58
wizard hello didn't you read Lord of the
01:02
Rings in high
01:05
school no I had sex in high school take
01:07
care of everything thanks a lot
01:09
co-host wait a minute take care of
01:12
everything there's there's plenty of
01:14
things for you to do uhhuh like
01:15
what
01:18
cups Cups you're giving me
01:21
cups and
01:23
Ice cups and Ice oh I get to be in
01:25
charge of Cups and ice all
01:28
right fine okay I will be in charge of
01:31
Cups and Ice wait a minute I can get ice
01:34
at the restaurant I got it
01:36
[Music]
01:38
mine hey check it out um cup hat cup
01:41
Banner cup Chandelier and the thing that
01:45
started it all the
01:47
cup great job with the cups
01:49
FES why don't you just go out with
01:53
her and did you notice the ice look we
01:57
have it all we have crushed cubes and
02:00
dry watch
02:03
a
02:06
misser no one's eating my tuskin finger
02:13
food because they're all filling up on
02:15
Pho snow cones they snow cones snow
02:16
cones you know go go thank you this what
02:21
I got going for the party so far liquor
02:25
wise get a lot of liquor great great
02:27
okay now uh in terms of the invite list
02:31
obviously I got you me and Chandler and
02:34
I'm going to invite Gunther because well
02:35
we've been talking about this pretty
02:37
loud I'll be
02:38
there right and oh listen I know it's
02:40
your party but I'd really like to limit
02:43
the number of Museum Geeks that are
02:44
going to be there yeah tell you what
02:46
let's not invite any of the
02:48
anthropologists okay just the dinosaur
02:49
dudes okay we need a sixpack of Zema
02:54
hey guys what are you doing oh just
03:00
planning my bachelor party with my best
03:02
man yeah well good luck trying to top
03:05
the last one yeah see I don't think it's
03:08
going to be that difficult considering
03:10
this one won't take place in the
03:11
basement of a Pizza
03:12
Hut oh I'm Ross I'm Ross I'm too good
03:15
for the Hut I'm too good for the
03:17
Hut look I got to go pick up Ben uh
03:20
everything so far sounds great Joey just
03:22
remember keep it on the Mellow side okay
03:25
just a couple of guys hanging out
03:26
playing poker no no ST rppers or
03:28
anything okay you got it okay see you
03:30
later I have fun planning your mellow
03:34
bachelor
03:36
party there's going to be strippers
03:38
there he didn't say anything about no
03:40
strippers he just said no strippers oh I
03:44
chose not to hear that Hey listen man
03:48
about the stripper yeah good
03:50
call okay little announcement little
03:54
announcement I decided that my best man
03:58
is my best friend
04:01
Gunther what's my last
04:05
name Central
04:08
Perk thanks for not marrying
04:12
Rachel hey who hey gur don't don't
04:14
forget your
04:17
shirt hey hey what are those got little
04:18
party favors check it
04:21
out wow yeah oh oh oh oh a
04:23
okay okay little announcement just want
04:30
everybody to know that the position of
04:32
my best man is still
04:33
open and uh you know so is the position
04:35
of the
04:38
Bride
04:40
great smooth man yeah you got some chili
04:42
on your
04:45
neck oh my gosh
04:49
Rachel my are you okay where's poo Rome
04:52
jerk mes light and then your face
04:58
exploded
05:03
no okay was at the airport getting into
05:05
a cab when this woman this blonde planet
05:09
with a pocketbook starts yelling at me
05:14
something about how it was her cab first
05:17
and then the next thing I know she just
05:19
starts starts pulling me out by my hair
05:21
you know and then so I blow in my attack
05:24
whistle thingy and and and three more
05:26
cabs show up
05:28
no as I'm going to get into a cab she
05:30
tackles me and I hit my head on the curb
05:33
and cut my lip on my
05:37
whistles oh everybody having fun at the
05:42
party are people eating my dip Joey is
05:47
having a secret Days of Our Lives Party
05:51
Up on the Roof and he sent you guys to
05:53
the play to get rid of you
05:55
what well what what's what's going on
05:58
Joey is having a secret Days of Our
06:00
Lives Party Up on the Roof and and he
06:02
didn't want you guys to know about it
06:05
but I came over here to tell
06:06
you I thought he came to say you were
06:08
sick all right Professor or
06:10
detective Joey's having a party and he
06:14
wasn't going to invite us yeah he does
06:16
it every year that's why he's sending
06:18
you to the play that's why he sent us to
06:20
that medieval restaurant and to that
06:22
button factory and that that horrible
06:24
Museum tour no I ran
06:27
that hey you guys I'm turning in have
06:33
fun you know about your party Joey what
06:39
party the game's over take off your
06:43
robe great I mean
06:46
Happ
06:59
[Music]
07:02
[Laughter]
07:03
[Applause]
07:05
birthday
07:06
birthday
07:08
hey she's not as pretty as she was when
07:11
she was
07:13
29 Miss green would like to establish
07:15
some ground rules before she comes out
07:18
you would appreciate it if you didn't
07:21
use the words old or downhill or they
07:22
still look pretty damn good
07:25
they
07:31
do Rachel come on out Monica made
07:33
breakfast chocolate chip
07:37
pancakes we've got
07:39
[Music]
07:41
presents good
07:44
ones they all came from the list you
07:46
handed out to us two weeks
07:48
ago well can I keep the presents and
07:50
still be
07:52
29 come on rage look turning 30 is not
07:53
that big a deal oh really is that how
07:57
you felt when you turned 30 why God why
07:59
okay thanks for coming I hope you guys
08:04
had fun all right Monica dear I'm going
08:05
to hit the road now I've left my 10
08:07
verbs on the table and you be sure and
08:10
send me that finished poem okay we'll do
08:12
I'm so glad you came I think I saw
08:15
Rachel out in the hall okay let me go
08:17
check oh all
08:18
right your mom wants to Say Goodbye Oh
08:21
happy birthday
08:24
sweetie okay
08:26
are you drive safe okay Ross what are
08:29
you
08:33
doing I'm getting ready for the water
08:34
skiing big one more big hug come on
08:38
big how are
08:43
you uh Dr B where you going to get my
08:47
coat all right all right I can get my
08:50
own coat
08:53
sorry we're on a major fla
09:02
high oh no no you're not supposed to be
09:06
here cuz this is the staging area you
09:09
should it's all wrong you should leave
09:12
you know just get
09:14
[Applause]
09:20
out or perhaps you'd like a creme DeMent
09:24
have to be heading toward my chatau
09:29
thank you oh all right well then I guess
09:31
we're going back into the hallway again
09:33
thanks for coming Mrs
09:35
[Applause]
09:39
Green
09:46
okay you take
09:48
care oh you kids
09:53
[Music]
09:58
well this is the best party I've been
10:01
toing
10:03
years thank you you decided to have a
10:05
Halloween party oh good yeah and
10:07
everybody has to wear
10:10
costumes come on it'll be fun well uh
10:13
I'll be there I mean I have to wear a
10:17
costume to all my classes that day
10:19
anyway so please tell me you're not
10:20
going to dress up like a
10:22
dinosaur not two years in a row
10:24
I I'll come to the party but I'm not
10:30
dressing up you have to no way look
10:31
Halloween is so stupid dressing up and
10:34
pretending to be someone you're
10:36
not you're an
10:38
actor so Ross are you going to bring
10:41
Mona yeah yeah I think I will the hot
10:43
girl from their wedding yeah well hey if
10:46
she needs any ideas for costumes she
10:48
could be a uh bikini model or
10:50
nurse or sexy cheerleader huh or o
10:53
Leatherface from Texas Chainsaw Massacre
10:56
no no no leather
10:59
face now wasn't Joey hitting on her at
11:02
the wedding
11:05
too that's right he was hitting on her
11:06
and I got her I guess the better man
11:10
won please don't take her from
11:14
me hi
11:19
[Music]
11:22
hi so which one of you lucky boys is
11:25
Chandler uh that that's
11:27
me that's
11:30
me Joey trani big
11:33
fan so is that a bedroom yeah yeah right
11:37
over there all right whenever you're
11:40
ready that was
11:44
weird why would you go in the bedroom
11:47
I'm waiting
11:49
so she's a yep that's one naked
12:01
hooker so tonight's the night of big
12:04
bachelor party yeah hey thanks for
12:07
giving me that girl's number no problem
12:09
say who's the party for for my husband
12:10
you hir your husband a
12:13
hooker she's a stripper no she's a
12:15
hooker is is that what they call
12:18
strippers sometimes when they're
12:20
hookers oh my god do I I can't believe
12:23
you did this now are you absolutely sure
12:26
she's a hooker it's either that or she's
12:28
just the best most expensive date I ever
12:30
had all right all right maybe maybe you
12:34
should just ask her to leave why me hey
12:36
it's your Bachelor part which is why you
12:38
should do it I don't want to you do it
12:41
you do it you do it all right rock paper
12:43
scissor who has to tell the to
12:45
leave
12:51
what I missed this I don't think we've
12:53
actually done this before no no no no I
12:56
I miss hanging out with you well we we
12:59
still hang out yeah not like we used to
13:02
remember you and me used to be
13:05
Inseparable you know now it's like
13:07
things are different well you know
13:11
things are different I'm I'm married now
13:15
yeah sure and hey don't get me wrong I
13:18
am so happy for you guys but I just I
13:19
miss hanging out just just us you
13:22
know yeah I miss that too okay I'll tell
13:27
you what for now on we'll make time to
13:30
hang out with each other you got it come
13:32
here oh god listen I am this close to
13:38
robbing you
13:42
guys she's a hooker she's a hooker she's
13:44
a hi we spoke on the phone I just wanted
13:49
to let you know I've changed my mind I'm
13:53
going to do it I'm going to kiss Joey no
13:55
you can't friends hooking up is a bad
13:58
idea please what about you and Chandler
14:00
that's different I was drunk and stupid
14:03
well
14:07
[Music]
14:07
hello what about all the guys that you
14:09
got the phone numbers from what why
14:11
don't you just kiss one of them I could
14:13
I could but I don't want to I want to
14:15
kiss
14:17
Joey all right I think it's a big
14:19
mistake but it's it's your decision
14:22
I'm going to do it and I can't stop you
14:29
[Music]
14:35
[Music]
14:42
no hey Rich have you seen Charlie
14:45
anywhere I'm smarter than him look had
14:54
it yeah well we called everyone in your
14:58
phone book and a bunch of people came
15:00
but it took us so long to get you here
15:02
that they they had to leave we wanted to
15:04
throw you a big surprise in a great
15:07
shower and and now you don't have either
15:09
we ruined everything oh no wait a minute
15:13
that's not true no what you did that was
15:15
really
15:17
sweet and it kind of works out for the
15:18
best what do what do you mean well now I
15:21
get to spend my shower with the only
15:24
people I really love I mean and I get
15:26
all those presents without having to
15:29
talk to a bunch of people I don't even
15:30
like surprise Monica and finally our
15:38
biggest item of the night the 22 foot
15:42
gentleman's day sailor sailboat the
15:44
winning bid was a whopping
15:47
$20,000 I
15:51
won that was my
15:54
guess what what what I guess
15:57
20,000 Joey it is an auction you don't
16:01
guess you
16:04
buy
16:06
what I don't have 20,000 congratulations
16:09
on your new boat Joey
16:12
trivani sit down forget her you enjoy
16:18
this
16:22
wow what were you thinking I didn't know
16:26
it was an auction what I figured I'd
16:29
take a guess help a charity free
16:31
boat why would a charity give away a
16:35
free boat I don't know
16:38
charity well just buy the damn
16:42
boat pH don't you think you've had
16:45
enough to drink I'm just helping the
16:48
kids how is you drinking helping the
16:52
kids because the more I drink the less
16:55
there is for the kids to
16:57
drink Mr tribiani your generous
17:02
contribution brings us a big step closer
17:06
to building the youth center just out of
17:08
curiosity how how much is that boat
17:11
worth I think it was valued at
17:12
19,000 yeah that was pretty
17:14
close uh so bad news um I can't buy the
17:20
boat I don't have any money
17:24
Joey Joey good one you're
17:30
silly very
17:35
good so uh listen I think I'm going to
17:41
take off now hey can leave Joey you
17:43
agreed to buy that boat all right it is
17:46
a contract and plus if you leave my boss
17:48
is going to kill me well what am I gonna
17:51
do rage I don't have that kind of money
17:53
I know okay okay okay okay all right all
17:55
right this is what we're gonna do we're
17:58
going to go to the next highest bidder
17:59
and we're just going to let them buy it
18:01
and then you're just going to pay the
18:02
difference okay look I don't know why
18:04
the kids need a youth center anyway you
18:07
know they should just watch TV after
18:09
school like I did and I turned out
18:11
fine not
18:14
great ra ra okay the next highest bidder
18:19
is at table one oh great oh and uh the
18:22
guy who got the Paris trip is at table
18:25
four oh okay why do you care about the
18:26
guy won the Paris trip it's a trip for
18:28
two excuse
18:31
me excuse me is the person who won the
18:38
Paris trip at this table that was me oh
18:41
TI uh excuse me is there a Mr Bowmont at
18:48
this table that's me ah yeah well hello
18:52
this is your lucky day Mr bont the uh
18:56
gentleman day sailor has just become
18:59
available again and I believe that you
19:02
made a bid of $188,000 yeah you have to
19:04
pay that it's not just a guess
19:06
okay I was actually relieved uh I didn't
19:11
win the boat my wife would have killed
19:14
me are you kidding me she's going to
19:16
love this boat yeah what what is your
19:18
wife's name it's pam pam oh God just
19:20
imagine this the Pam oh
19:24
I don't think she'd like
19:29
that okay imagine this the Mr
19:31
Bowmont I don't think so dear okay look
19:36
let me paint you a little picture all
19:38
right you are set and sail up the Hudson
19:41
you got the wind in your
19:43
HS you you get all that peace and quiet
19:47
that you've always wanted you get back
19:50
to Nature you can go fishing you can you
19:53
can get one of those little hats and
19:55
have people call you captain
19:57
and that when you're old
19:59
Cappy what the hell it's for a good
20:02
cause all right no way it's mine
20:05
what what all that stuff you just said I
20:09
want that but Joey you don't have
20:12
$20,000 who cares I I'll make payments
20:15
whatever it takes I want the Mr
20:17
bman hi Sandy Sandy hi come on in
20:22
you brought your kids yeah that's okay
20:36
right you know when I saw you at the
20:45
store last week it was probably the
20:47
first time I ever mentally undressed an
20:50
L wow that's uh dirty
20:55
yeah hey
21:02
kids time we're in a virtual snowstorm
21:05
of confetti here in Time Square it gets
21:09
big Go
21:13
kids and then the peacock bit
21:15
me please kiss me at
21:18
midnight you seen Sandy ooh uh I don't
21:25
know how to tell you this but uh she's
21:29
in Monica's bedroom getting it on with
21:30
Max that scientist
21:32
geek oh look at that I didn't know how
21:34
to tell
21:36
you everybody the ball is driving
21:37
what the ball is
21:42
ding in seconds it'll be midnight and
21:46
the moment of joy is upon us looks like
21:50
that no date pack thing worked
21:54
out everybody looks so happy I hate them
21:56
not everybody's happy hey
21:59
Bobby you know I uh thought I'd throw
22:09
this out here I'm no math whz but I do
22:11
believe there are three girls and three
22:13
guys right here
22:15
M oh I don't feel like kissing anyone
22:18
tonight I can't kiss anyone so I'm
22:22
kissing everyone no no no you can't kiss
22:25
kiss Ross that's your brother oh yeah
22:28
perfect perfect so now everybody's going
22:30
to kiss but me all right somebody kiss
22:32
me somebody kiss me it's midnight
22:34
somebody somebody kissed me it's
22:36
midnight it's one
22:38
[Music]
22:39
[Applause]
22:39
time talking about who could kick whose
22:43
ass in a fight you or Ross there's no
22:45
question so you think Ross
22:48
too you picked Ross Ross is really
22:52
strong but he's the strongest out of all
22:56
three of you except for
22:57
Joey I cannot believe you didn't pick me
23:01
uh in her defense she's right I am
23:04
stronger I would destroy
23:06
you oh really you think you're stronger
23:08
why don't you prove
23:11
it oh I'll prove it I'll prove it like a
23:13
theorem wait okay stop it stop it stop
23:16
now there's no one's going to fight in
23:21
this apartment hey Monica people came to
23:23
see a fight let's give them what they
23:24
came for
23:26
hey you guys could arm wrestle yeah
23:28
listen to the
23:30
nurse you're going down oh yeah you're
23:33
going further down downtown seriously
23:36
guys the trash talk is
23:39
embarrassing coffee will'll get
23:41
energized and we'll head back out all
23:43
right
23:45
okay so we're having fun right we don't
23:49
need that wizard guy we hit a couple of
23:52
clubs talk to some strangers and after
23:55
this we'll go down to the docks and see
23:58
about that boat
24:00
thing I'm kind of
24:02
beat
24:05
actually me
24:07
too you serious yeah yeah thank God I'm
24:08
exhausted so you guys want coffees yeah
24:15
but uh I don't want to be up too late so
24:18
I'll have a Decap yeah me
24:19
too actually can I get some hot water
24:22
with a little
24:24
lemon a Rin my voice screaming in there
24:26
does it have to be so
24:30
loud I can't hear a word you're saying
24:32
my ears are ringing so bad I'm just glad
24:34
I brought that extra pair of socks you
24:37
know I used them as mittens I didn't
24:39
want to touch a thing in that last
24:40
place how sad are
24:47
we yeah I
24:49
know you know what we're not sad we're
24:52
not sad we're just not 21 anymore you
24:55
know I'm 29 years old damn it and I want
24:57
to sit in a comfortable chair and watch
24:59
television and go to sleep at a
25:01
reasonable hour yeah yeah and I like to
25:02
hang out in a quiet place where I could
25:05
talk to my friends yeah and so what if I
25:08
like to go home throw on some Kenny G
25:11
and take a
25:13
bath we're 29 we're not women they make
25:17
these great novelty cakes in all
25:21
different shapes and if you give them a
25:24
photo they'll copy it nicing oh did you
25:26
do a picture of Emma yes on a cake
25:28
shaped like a bunny uh rage does this
25:31
Bakery by any chance also bake erotic
25:34
cakes say for bachelorette
25:39
parties what are you talking oh my God I
25:42
put my baby's face on a
25:46
penis now it's a
25:50
[Applause]
25:52
party wa you guys this isn't funny all
25:54
right if I wanted this cake to be a des
25:56
master I would have baked it
25:58
myself uh is it okay that I still think
26:00
it looks
26:03
delicious CH look at this I know what
26:06
you're thinking Judy the resemblance is
26:10
uncanny I am this close to tugging on my
26:16
testicles
26:19
again no no this is not what I ordered
26:22
okay I went all the way to New Jersey so
26:26
that I could have the perfect cake for
26:28
my daughter's birthday and I need a
26:30
bunny cake right now ask him if it would
26:32
be faster if we cut the baby's face off
26:35
the penis so we could put it on the
26:37
bunny that is a weird
26:40
sentence Oh believe you me I am going to
26:44
bring this cake back I don't even want
26:47
it in my home Joy don't touch it I'm so
26:49
confused yes yes I still want my
26:53
daughter's picture but on a bunny cake
26:56
yell yellow cake chocolate frosting with
26:58
nuts to be fair this one does have
27:00
nuts what did you just say you roll
27:02
another hard eight and we get married
27:05
here
27:07
tonight are you serious yes I love you
27:08
I've never loved any of you as much as I
27:12
love I've never loved anybody as much as
27:15
I love you okay so if an eight comes up
27:17
we take it as a sign and we do it what
27:20
do you
27:23
say okay
27:24
[Applause]
27:28
okay that's a four and where where
27:32
where's the other one went under the
27:34
table nobody moved you look that way I
27:36
look this
27:40
way here it is here it
27:44
is that could be a four or a
27:47
five it's your call
27:52
before I think so
28:02
too
28:09
um oh
28:17
why we been together I don't
28:35
know do you do you have do you have any
28:39
clothes
28:41
on yes really
28:42
no but we we didn't
28:48
have sex did
28:52
we I mean I don't remember much about
28:56
last night it was such a
28:59
blur oh I remember laughing I laughed a
29:02
lot then we didn't have
29:07
sex
29:11
oh oh I mean we were really drunk I was
29:13
glad we didn't do anything stupid tell
29:18
me about
29:20
it God look at him he's so cute just
29:21
want to go over there grab him and kiss
29:24
him how could I kiss him without letting
29:25
him know the I like him oh hey I know
29:27
how you can get him take off your
29:30
bra what there was a scene in foot loose
29:33
Flash Dance yeah yeah yeah with that
29:36
that uh plumber girl she was a
29:38
welder were you like in the movie
29:42
or anyway she takes off her bra under
29:46
the shirt and pulls it out the sleeve
29:50
very sexy and classy
29:52
or if you want to kiss him um you could
29:58
use mistletoe oh it's not Christmas or
30:00
spin the bottle he's not
30:02
11 thank you so much for this it was
30:07
really so thoughtful what you're leaving
30:10
yes we have something we have to get to
30:12
yeah I think I'm going to take off too
30:15
actually no you guys you can't leave yet
30:16
you have to stay we we've got the whole
30:18
big thing
30:21
planned what big thing so spin the
30:22
bottle works like this I spin the bottle
30:25
lands on Gunther so I would have to kiss
30:28
Gunther all
30:32
right who wants to go first okay
30:34
[Applause]
30:39
okay welcome to
30:43
[Applause]
30:49
America go two in a row you got to use
30:53
your tongues now
30:57
[Laughter]
30:58
what are the odds what are the
31:07
odds okay that that's enough you know
31:10
let let's let someone else
31:12
[Applause]
31:15
play if you didn't want to play then
31:17
why'd you come to the
31:18
party okay my
31:21
turn oh
31:26
look at that oh my
31:28
God oh my God the baby just kicked it's
31:34
okay it's okay kick once it'll kick
31:38
again I love all right well everybody
31:43
just remember where they were
31:46
sitting people I want you to take a
31:56
piece of paper here you go and write
31:58
down your most embarrassing memory oh
32:00
and I do ask that when you're not using
32:03
the markers you put the Caps back on
32:05
them because they will dry
32:07
out listen you guys um I don't mean to
32:13
be a pain about this but um I've noticed
32:16
that some of you are just placing them
32:18
on you want to push the
32:20
Caps until you hear them click
32:23
gun where are you going I um was sort of
32:28
thinking about maybe no no you can't go
32:31
no this is fun come on we're just
32:35
getting started here here's your
32:37
marker listen if you want to go just go
32:41
no she'll yell at me
32:44
again all right I can get you out
32:49
what in a minute I'm going to create a
32:54
diversion
32:56
when I do walk quickly to the door and
32:58
don't look
33:00
back okay the first person's most
33:02
embarrassing memory is Monica your party
33:05
sucks right very
33:10
funny oh no did someone forget to use a
33:12
coaster
33:15
what I don't see
33:23
anything great I'm sing water rings
33:26
again okay she's taking the trash out so
33:29
I can get you out of here but it has to
33:33
be now she'll be back any minute what
33:34
about my friend Victor no only the three
33:36
of you any more than that and she'll get
33:38
suspicious all right let me just get my
33:40
coat there isn't
33:42
time just leave everything they'll take
33:45
care of you next
33:48
door is it true they have
33:50
beer everything you've heard is true
33:53
could you guys please try to keep it
33:57
down we're trying to start a bosle
33:59
tournament you and you you're supposed
34:07
to be at my party and
34:10
gun what are you doing here
34:18
um hey welcome to the pH
34:23
phie all right I'm sorry but these
34:29
people needed me you know they work hard
34:32
all week it's Saturday night they
34:34
deserve to have a little fun
34:36
go you know my party is fun I maybe it's
34:38
a little quieter less obvious sort of
34:42
fun but you know if people would just
34:44
give it a chance it's
34:45
so okay this way is on so this is
34:50
off did you just break the radiator no
35:00
no I was turning the knob and and here
35:04
it
35:07
is well put it
35:08
back it uh it won't go back call the
35:12
super here let me try oh oh that's right
35:16
I forgot about your ability to fuse
35:20
metal hey it's Funny's cousin not funny
35:22
hi Mr trigger hi it's Rachel Green from
35:27
upstairs yes somebody uh broke our knob
35:29
on the radiator and it's really hot in
35:33
here yes it's it's hot enough to bake
35:36
cookies well do you think we could have
35:41
a new one by
35:43
6 what no no Tuesday we can't wait until
35:45
Tuesday we're having a party tonight
35:48
okay tip the man no if he doesn't like
35:50
our cookies too bad I'm not going to be
35:53
blackmailed look if worse comes to worse
35:55
it gets a little a little warm we'll
35:57
call it a theme party hey here's a theme
35:59
come on in live like
36:01
bacon hi Welcome to our tropical
36:06
Christmas party you put your coats and
36:09
sweaters and pants and shirts in the
36:11
bedroom it's hard to tell because I'm
36:16
sweating but I use exactly what the gel
36:18
bottle
36:21
says an amount about the size of a pee
36:24
yeah how how can that be too
36:27
much
36:31
ice ice ice squares anyone take a
36:33
napkin all right Monica Monica Monica
36:37
your guests are turning into jerky okay
36:42
really I'm perfectly comfortable hey hey
36:45
hey get mine buddy I was
36:49
next we can't go now it looks like
36:54
Rachel's going to on a
36:56
skit oh my God have you lost your mind
37:00
no no no no no no I'm finally thinking
37:04
clearly my lucky dress wasn't working
37:08
out too well for me but for 4 years this
37:10
baby never missed Rachel Rachel I cannot
37:13
I can't
37:16
let actually I kind of want to see what
37:17
happens hey he nice uh costume oh yeah
37:22
well I wanted to give Emily a big
37:28
American goodbye cheer so
37:30
okay ready okay give me an e e give me
37:37
an m m give me an I I give me an l l
37:42
give me a y y what
37:47
again
37:50
Emily Emily
37:53
okay so that's be as a cheerleader
37:58
to fine I'm f i just listen to tooth
38:03
it's no piig I'm have a dentist you know
38:05
put some my son excuse
38:07
me okay what do I do now what do I do
38:11
now I think you're
38:13
done okay time to take off the
38:16
[Music]
38:18
bra uh that was really uh
38:21
great but I I got to take off actually
38:25
take
38:29
off all right come on let's go get your
38:33
coat
38:36
okay Rachel is my
38:39
girlfriend hey
38:42
hey what are you supposed to be remember
38:45
the Russian satellite
38:47
Sputnik well I'm a potato or a spud
38:52
and these are my
38:58
antenna so Sputnik
39:00
becomes spudnick spudnick
39:07
wow I don't have the worst costume
39:12
anymore hey right Ross came is
39:17
Duty no I'm I'm not Duty no space Duty
39:22
hey glad you get make it thanks for
39:30
coming oh my God Kyle
39:32
lder I love
39:35
you hey that's why I didn't invite you
39:37
you have to calm down all right just go
39:40
go get yourself a drink or something oh
39:42
yeah that's what you want my inhibition
39:44
is
39:45
lowered hey Joey said no autographs but
39:49
if she's getting one I want one too to
39:53
Monica and none of this best wishes crap
39:55
I want
39:57
love okay actually uh man Matthew was
39:59
was giving me his phone number oh man if
40:02
I had known I was coming to this party I
40:06
never would have gotten
40:07
married it's nice to meet you rich nice
40:09
to meet you call me we
40:12
will look at you with all the
40:15
guys guess you forgotten all about Joey
40:18
yeah well I guess I guess I have
40:21
forgotten about Joey and clearly you've
40:23
forgotten about Chandler
40:25
please Chandler the love of my life oh
40:27
leather pants have
40:30
mercy this is never going to work he's
40:36
right there so just go over and say hi
40:38
no I have to go downstairs come back up
40:40
as if I'm coming home from the rata gala
40:43
okay so just go distract him but don't
40:45
be
40:48
sexy hey Danny hey hey going on that a
40:50
great party great food
40:54
you know most parties it's it's all
40:59
chips and salsa chips and
41:00
salsa
41:03
so what's this salad
41:07
oh and and what's
41:12
this
41:15
bread aren't you
41:17
Chef hey Rachel hey all right tonight
41:21
with your part
41:26
oh you're great I'm glad you can make it
41:28
oh yeah well you know the gala had to
41:30
end
41:32
sometime don't go anywhere be right back
41:33
yeah right
41:36
sure all right who courts the ball in
41:39
now I thought there wasn't a
41:42
ball come on he's glad that I came he
41:45
doesn't want me to go anywhere balls
41:49
flying all over
41:51
the r this is my friend Tom this is the
41:54
girl I told you about oh come on you
41:57
telling people about
42:00
me you two could really hit it
42:02
off I'm going to go
42:05
mingle so you work at Bloomingdales huh
42:08
my mom calls it bloomies
42:11
[Music]
42:18
歌词与翻译
[中文]
你准备好
派对了吗
没有甘道夫 甘道夫要来镇上
凯西和她的父母在一起我没有什么
这样做明天我们要和
甘道夫家伙聚会我们要去
派对哇好吧伙计
警报这家伙是谁迈克·甘道夫
甘道夫只是世界上
最有趣的家伙我明天要打电话
下班
我要在
你之后打电话，这太酷了，我们
再也不会聚会
了，好吧，你们在
有什么东西吗？你的意思是我们再也没有
货车后面抽烟
玩得开心了，你和我玩得开心
记得我们看到那些脱衣舞娘的时候
然后你付了我 50 美元来吃那本
的书 乔伊，你会喜欢这个家伙的
甘道夫就像派对巫师
你为什么叫他甘道夫 巫师甘道夫
你好，你没读过《指环王》吗
高中的指环王
学校不，我在高中时发生过性行为
照顾好一切，非常感谢
共同主持人等一下，照顾
一切，那里有很多
的事情让你做，比如
什么
杯子，你给我的杯子
杯子和
冰杯和冰哦，我要负责
杯子和冰块
好吧，好吧，我会负责
杯子和冰块等一下，我可以在餐厅买冰
，我得到了
[音乐]
我的，嘿，看看吧，嗯，杯子帽子杯子
横幅杯子枝形吊灯和
开始的东西
杯子，杯子做得很好
FES你为什么不和
她一起出去，你有没有注意到我们
拥有一切的冰冷外观我们有压碎的立方体和
干燥的手表
一个
怀念者没有人吃我的象牙手指
食物，因为它们都填满了
河粉雪锥他们雪锥雪
雪锥你知道去吧谢谢你这是什么
到目前为止我要去参加派对酒
明智地喝很多酒，太棒了
现在好吧，就邀请名单而言
显然我和钱德勒以及
我要邀请冈瑟，因为好吧
我们一直在谈论这个漂亮的
大声我会
在那里，哦听着，我知道这是
你的聚会，但我真的很想限制
博物馆极客的数量
要去那里是的，告诉你
我们不要邀请任何
人类学家，好吧，只邀请恐龙
伙计们，好吧，我们需要六块腹肌的 Zema
嘿伙计们，你们在做什么哦，只是
和我最好的人一起策划我的单身派对
男人是的，祝你好运，尝试登上顶峰
最后一个，是的，我认为不会
去考虑到
这不会发生在披萨的
地下室
小屋哦，我是罗斯，我是罗斯，我太擅长了
小屋我太擅长了
小屋看起来我得去接本呃
到目前为止一切听起来都很棒乔伊
记住保持柔和好吗
只是几个一群人出去玩
打扑克，不，不，ST rppers 或
没事，你没事，没事，再见，
稍后我很高兴计划你的醇美
单身汉
派对，那里将会有脱衣舞娘
，他没有说任何关于禁止
脱衣舞娘的事情，他只是说禁止脱衣舞娘哦，我
选择不听，嘿，听着，伙计
关于脱衣舞娘的事是的好
打电话好小公告小
公告我决定我最好的男人
是我最好的朋友
冈瑟我姓什么
中央
Perk谢谢你没有结婚
雷切尔嘿谁嘿古尔不要不要
忘了你的
衬衫嘿嘿那些有什么小
派对礼物检查一下
哇耶哦哦哦哦
好吧好吧，小公告只是想让
每个人都知道
我伴郎的位置仍然是
开放，呃你知道
...
新娘的位置
非常圆滑的男人，是的，你的
哦天哪
脖子上有辣椒
瑞秋，你还好吗，罗马的便便在哪里
猛地一亮，然后你的脸
爆炸了
不好了，在机场进入
一辆出租车时，这个金发碧眼的星球
带着钱包，开始对我大喊大叫
说起这怎么是她的出租车
然后接下来我就知道她
开始抓着我的头发把我拉出来
你知道，然后我就开始攻击
吹口哨然后又出现了三辆
出租车
不，当我要上出租车时她
抓住了我，我的头撞到了路边
并割伤了我的
嘴唇口哨哦，在
派对上玩得很开心的人都在吃我的蘸酱乔伊正在
举办一场秘密的我们生活的日子派对
在屋顶上，他派你们去
戏剧来除掉你们
到底发生了什么
乔伊正在举办一场秘密的我们的
在屋顶上的生活派对，他
不想让你们知道这件事
但我来这里是为了告诉
你我以为他来是说你生病了
好吧教授或
乔伊侦探要开派对而他
不会邀请我们，是的他每年
这就是为什么他派
你去看戏这就是为什么他派我们去
那家中世纪餐厅和那家
纽扣工厂，还有那可怕的
博物馆之旅，我跑了
嘿，我要上交的你们有
有趣，你知道你的派对乔伊什么
派对游戏结束了，脱掉你的
长袍太棒了，我是说
快乐
[音乐]
[笑声]
[鼓掌]
生日
生日
嘿，她不像
她
29时那么漂亮了，格林小姐想在她出来之前建立
一些基本规则
如果你没有
使用“旧”或“下坡”这样的词，或者它们
看起来仍然非常好，你会很感激的
他们
瑞秋来吧莫妮卡做了
早餐巧克力片
我们有
[音乐] [音乐]
煎饼 呈现了很好的
，他们都来自你
两周前发给我们的清单
好吧，我可以保留这些礼物吗
仍然是
29来吧，愤怒吧，看看30岁不是
很重要哦，真的是
你30岁时的感受为什么上帝为什么
好吧，谢谢你的到来，我希望你们
玩得开心，亲爱的莫妮卡，我要
上路了，我已经把我的10个
动词留在桌子上了，你一定要
把完成的诗寄给我，好吧，我们会做
我很高兴你来了，我想我看到
瑞秋在大厅里，好吧，让我走吧
检查一下吧
对了，你妈妈想说再见哦
生日快乐
亲爱的，好吧
你开车安全吗，好吗罗斯
你
在做什么，我正准备去水
滑雪大了，再来一个大大的拥抱来吧
大怎么样
你呃B 博士，你要去拿我的
外套，好吧，我可以拿我的
自己的外套
抱歉，我们正处于大风雨中
哦，不不，你不应该在这里
因为这里是你的集结区
如果一切都错了，你应该离开
你知道，只要
[掌声]
出去，或者也许你想要一杯奶油德门特
必须前往我的城堡
谢谢你哦，好吧，那么我想
我们再次回到走廊
感谢您的到来，夫人
[掌声]
绿色
好吧，你
小心哦，孩子们
[音乐]
好吧，这是最好的派对我已经
了
年了，谢谢你决定举办一个
万圣节派对，哦，太好了，
每个人都必须穿上
服装，来吧，这会很有趣呃
我会在那里，我的意思是我那天必须穿着
服装参加我所有的课程
无论如何，所以请告诉我你不会
打扮得像个
恐龙不是连续两年
我会来参加聚会，但我不会
打扮得漂漂亮亮的，你千万别看
万圣节打扮起来太愚蠢了，
假装成你的样子
不是你是
演员，所以罗斯你要带上
莫娜是的，我想我会是他们婚礼上的性感
女孩，是的，嘿，如果
她需要任何服装创意，她
可以是比基尼模特或
护士或性感啦啦队长啊或o
《德州电锯杀人狂》中的皮脸
不不不皮革
脸现在不是乔伊在
婚礼上搭讪她
也是的，他也在搭讪她
，我得到了她，我想更好的男人
会赢，请不要把她从
夺走我嗨
[音乐]
嗨，那么你们中哪一个幸运的男孩是
钱德勒呃，那是
我那是
我乔伊·特拉尼大
粉丝所以那是一间卧室是啊是的
只要你准备好就在那里
那是
奇怪你为什么要进卧室
我在等
所以她是一个裸体的
妓女，所以今晚是一个重要的
单身派对之夜是的嘿谢谢你
给我那个女孩的号码没问题
说谁是我丈夫的派对
你雇用你的丈夫一个
妓女她是脱衣舞娘不，她是一个
妓女就是他们所说的
脱衣舞娘有时候是
妓女，天哪，我简直不敢相信
你现在做了这件事，你绝对确定吗
她是个妓女，要么是那个，要么她是
我有史以来最好的最昂贵的约会
好吧，也许你
应该问她为什么离开我，嘿
这是你的单身汉部分，这就是为什么你
应该这样做，我不想你这样做
你这样做，你可以这样做石头布
剪刀谁必须告诉
离开
我错过了这个我不认为我们
实际上已经做过这件事不不不不我
我想念和你一起出去玩我们我们
仍然出去玩，是的，不像我们以前那样
记得你和我曾经
形影不离，你知道现在就像
一切都不同了，你知道的
一切都不同了，我现在结婚了
是的，嘿，别误会我的意思，我
为你们感到高兴，但我只是
怀念只有我们一起出去玩的日子
知道，是的，我也很怀念那好吧我会告诉你
现在我们会抽出时间来
一起出去玩，你来了
在这里，天哪，听着，我差一点就
抢劫你
伙计们，她是个妓女，她是个妓女，她是
我们在电话里说的嗨，我只是想让
让你知道我改变了主意，我
要做我要吻乔伊，不
你不能和朋友勾搭是个坏主意
请你和钱德勒怎么样
那不一样我喝醉了又傻
好吧
[音乐]
你好，那些你
得到电话号码的人怎么样
你不亲吻其中一个吗我可以
我可以，但我不想，我想
亲吻
乔伊，好吧，我认为这是一个很大的
错误，但这是你的决定
我要做，我无法阻止你
[音乐]
[音乐]
不，嘿，里奇，你见过查理
在任何我看起来比他聪明的地方吗？
是的，我们给你
电话簿中的每个人都打了电话，一群人来了
，但我们花了很长时间才把你带到这里
，他们不得不离开，我们想
给你一个很大的惊喜
淋浴，但现在你什么都没有
我们毁了一切，哦，不，等一下
这不是真的，你做了什么
真的
甜蜜，这对
来说是最好的，你的意思是，现在我
可以和我真正爱的唯一
人一起洗澡，我的意思是，我得到
所有这些礼物，而不必
和一群我什至不说话的人说话
莫妮卡，最后我们
当晚最大的物品，22英尺
绅士日水手帆船，
中标价格高达
20,000美元，我
赢得了那是我的
猜猜我猜什么
20,000乔伊，这是一场拍卖，你不会
猜你
买
什么我没有 20,000 条祝贺
你的新船乔伊
trivani 坐下，忘了她你喜欢
这
哇你在想什么我不知道
这是一场拍卖，我以为我会
猜猜帮助慈善机构免费
船为什么慈善机构会赠送一艘我不知道的
免费船
慈善机构就买该死的
船pH你不认为你已经
喝得足够了吗我只是在帮助
孩子们你喝酒怎么样帮助
孩子们，因为我喝得越多越少
孩子们可以
喝tribiani先生你慷慨的
捐款让我们离
建设青年中心又近了一大步
好奇那艘船
值多少钱，我认为它的价值为
19,000 是的，这很漂亮
关闭呃这么坏消息嗯我买不到
船我没有钱
乔伊乔伊好人你
愚蠢非常
好所以呃听着我想我要
起飞现在嘿可以离开乔伊了，你
同意买那艘船，好吧，这是
一份合同，而且如果你离开我的老板
，我会杀了我，我该怎么办
生气，我没有那么多钱
我知道，好吧好吧好吧好吧好吧
好吧，这就是我们要做的，我们
将去找下一个最高出价者
我们会让他们买
，然后你只需支付
差价，好吧，我不知道为什么
孩子们需要一个青少年中心，无论如何，你
知道他们应该像我一样在
放学后看电视，结果我
很好，不是
很好，下一个最高出价者
在第一桌哦，太棒了哦，呃，获得巴黎之旅的
人在
四桌哦，好吧，你为什么关心赢得巴黎之旅的
人，这是一次
两个借口
的旅行，对不起，我是在这张桌子上赢得
巴黎之旅的人，就是我哦
TI 呃，对不起，
这张桌子上有鲍蒙特先生吗那是我啊，好吧，你好
这是你的幸运日邦特先生，呃
绅士日水手刚刚再次
可用，我相信你
出价188,000美元是的，你必须
支付，这不仅仅是猜测
好吧，我真的松了一口气，呃我没有
赢得我妻子会杀掉的船
你在开玩笑吧，她会
喜欢这艘船是的，你的
妻子叫什么名字，是帕姆帕姆哦上帝只是
想象一下这是帕姆哦
我不认为她会喜欢
那好吧想象一下这位先生
鲍蒙特我不这么认为亲爱的好吧看看
让我给你画一幅小图画
你已经准备好了，沿着哈德逊河航行
你的风在你的
HS你得到了所有的和平与安静
你一直希望你回到
到大自然，你可以去钓鱼，你可以
可以戴一顶小帽子，
让人们叫你船长
当你老了
卡皮到底是什么鬼这是为了一个好
因为好吧，它绝对不是我的
什么你刚才说的那些东西我
想要那个，但是乔伊你没有
20,000美元谁在乎我我会付款
无论如何我想要先生
bman hi Sandy Sandy hi来吧
你带了你的孩子是的，没关系
对你知道，当我上周在
商店看到你时，这可能是
我第一次在精神上脱掉衣服
哇，太脏了
是啊嘿
孩子们时间我们正处于一场虚拟的暴风雪中
时代广场的五彩纸屑让
大Go
孩子们，然后是孔雀位
我请在
午夜吻我，你见过桑迪哦呃我不
知道如何告诉你，但是呃她
在莫妮卡的卧室里和
麦克斯那个科学家
极客哦，看看我不知道如何
告诉
你们每个人球在驱动
球是什么
几秒钟后叮叮一声就到了午夜
欢乐的时刻就在我们身上，看起来
没有约会包成功
每个人看起来都很高兴，我讨厌他们
不是每个人都高兴嘿
鲍比，你知道我呃以为我会把
这个扔在这里，我不是数学高手，但我确实
相信这里有三个女孩和三个
男人
M哦我不想亲吻任何人
今晚我不能亲吻任何人，所以我
亲吻每个人不不不你不能亲吻
亲吻罗斯，那是你的兄弟哦是的
完美完美所以现在每个人都要去
亲吻但我好吧有人亲吻
我有人亲吻我，现在是午夜
有人有人亲吻我，这是
午夜，这是一个
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[掌声]
时间谈论谁可以在你或罗斯的战斗中踢谁的
屁股，没有
问题，所以你认为罗斯
你也选择了罗斯。罗斯确实
很强，但他是你们
三个人中最强的，除了
乔伊，我不敢相信你没有选择我
呃，在她的辩护中，她是对的，我
更强大，我会摧毁
你哦，真的，你认为你更强大
你为什么不证明
它哦，我会证明它，我会像证明
定理一样证明它，好吧，停下来停下来
现在没有人会在
这间公寓里打架，嘿莫妮卡人们来
看看一场战斗，让我们为他们提供他们
来的目的
嘿，你们可以扳手腕是的
听
护士的话，你要下去了哦，是的，你
认真地去市中心
伙计们，垃圾话是
尴尬的咖啡会得到
精力充沛，我们会回去
对
好吧，所以我们玩得很开心，我们不需要
需要那个巫师，我们去了几个
俱乐部和一些陌生人交谈，然后
我们会去码头看看
那艘船
我有点
击败
其实我
你也认真的，是啊是啊感谢上帝，我
筋疲力尽了，所以你们想喝咖啡，是的
但呃，我不想起得太晚，所以
我要喝一杯 Decap，是的，我
其实我也可以喝点热水
加一点
柠檬 a Rin 我的声音在那里尖叫
是否必须如此
大声，我听不见你在说什么
我的耳朵嗡嗡作响，我很高兴
我给你带来了那双额外的袜子
知道我用它们当手套，我没有
想碰最后一个
地方的东西，多么悲伤
我们是的，我
知道你知道我们不悲伤我们
不悲伤我们只是不再是21岁了你
知道我已经 29 岁了，该死的，我想要
坐在舒适的椅子上看
电视，并在
合理的时间睡觉，是的，我喜欢
在一个安静的地方闲逛，在那里我可以
和我的朋友们聊天，是的，如果我
喜欢回家穿上一些 Kenny G
并洗个
澡，我们 29 岁了，我们他们做的不是女人
这些很棒的新奇蛋糕，形状各异
，如果你给他们一张
照片，他们会复制它，太好了哦，你有吗
在蛋糕上拍了一张艾玛的照片，是的
形状像兔子，呃愤怒这样做了
面包店万一也烤色情
蛋糕对单身女郎说
派对你在说什么哦我的上帝我
把我宝宝的脸放在
阴茎上，现在这是一个
[掌声]
派对，你们这可不好笑
对了，如果我想让这个蛋糕成为一个des
大师，我会自己烤的
呃，我仍然认为
它看起来
好吃啊CH看看这个我知道什么
你认为朱迪与我相似吗
不可思议，我差点就拉扯我的
睾丸了
再次不不，这不是我点的
好吧，我一路去了新泽西，所以
我可以为
我女儿的生日做一个完美的蛋糕，我现在需要一个
兔子蛋糕，问他如果我们切掉婴儿的蛋糕会不会
更快面对
阴茎，这样我们就可以把它放在
兔子上，那是一个奇怪的
句子哦，相信你我，我要
把这个蛋糕带回来，我什至不想要
它在我家里快乐，不要碰它，我很
很困惑，是的，我仍然想要我的
女儿的照片，但在兔子蛋糕上
大喊黄色蛋糕巧克力糖霜
公平地说，这个人确实有
疯子，你刚才说了什么
又一个硬八，我们结婚了
在这里
今晚你是认真的吗，是的，我爱你
我从来没有像我这样爱过你们中的任何一个人
爱 我从来没有像我这样爱过任何人
我爱你，好吧，所以如果出现了八
我们将其视为一个标志，我们会这样做这是什么
你
说好吧
[掌声]
好吧这是一个四，而
另一个在哪里
桌子下面没有人移动你看起来那样我
看这个
方式在这里它在这里
可能是四或
五这是你的决定
在我这么想之前
也是
哦
为什么我们在一起我不
知道你有吗你有
衣服吗
是的，真的
不，但我们没有
发生过性关系
我们我是说我不太记得
昨晚的事了
模糊哦我记得笑了我笑了
很多然后我们没有
做爱
哦哦我是说我们真的喝醉了我
很高兴我们没有做任何愚蠢的事情告诉
我
上帝看看他，他太可爱了只是
想过去抓住他并亲吻他
我怎么能在不让的情况下亲吻他
他知道我喜欢他哦嘿我知道
你怎样才能让他脱掉你的
胸罩，脚上有一个宽松的场景
快闪舞是啊是啊，和那个
那个水管工女孩，她是
焊工，你像电影中的那样吗
或者无论如何，她脱掉
衬衫下面的胸罩，然后把它从袖子里拉出来
非常性感和优雅
或者如果你想亲吻他，嗯，你可以
用槲寄生哦，这不是圣诞节，或者
旋转瓶子，他不是
11非常感谢你，
你要留下的东西真是太周到了
是的，我们有一些事情要做
是的，我想我也要起飞
实际上，不，你们还不能离开
你们必须留下来，我们已经完成了整个
大事
计划了什么大事所以旋转
瓶子就像这样工作我旋转瓶子
落在Gunther上所以我必须亲吻
Gunther所有
对谁想先行好吧
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好吧欢迎来到
[掌声]
美国连续两场比赛现在得用
你的舌头
[笑声]
几率是多少
几率是多少好吧，你知道就够了
让我们让别人
[鼓掌]
如果你不想玩的话就玩
你为什么来
派对好吧我的
轮到哦
看看那个，哦天啊
天哪，天哪，宝宝刚刚踢了
好吧，踢一次就踢
，我再次爱每个人
只要记住他们在哪里
坐着的人我要你拿一张
纸在这里写下
你最尴尬的记忆哦
我确实问当你不使用
标记时，你把大写字母放回
它们上，因为它们会变干
，听着，嗯，我不想
为此感到痛苦，但是嗯，我注意到
，你们中的一些人只是将它们
放在上面，你想推动
大写字母，直到听到它们发出咔哒声
枪你要去哪里我嗯有点
在想也许不不你不能去
不这很有趣来吧我们只是
开始这里是你的
标记听着如果你想去就走
不她会对我大喊大叫
好吧我可以带你出去
一分钟后我要创建一个
转移
当我快步走到门口时
不要回头看
好吧，第一个人最尴尬的记忆是莫妮卡，你们的派对
...
很糟糕
有趣哦，没有人忘记使用
过山车
我没有看到什么
有什么伟大的事情我唱着水环
好吧，她把垃圾拿出来了，所以
我可以带你离开这里，但现在必须
她随时都会回来
关于我的朋友维克多，不仅仅是你们三个
，她会变得
怀疑，好吧，让我拿我的
外套，不是
时间，留下他们会带走的一切
在隔壁照顾你
他们是真的吗
啤酒，你听到的一切都是真的
你们能不能尽量保持低调
我们正在努力开始一场大比赛
锦标赛，你和你应该
参加我的聚会，
枪你在这里做什么
嗯嘿欢迎来到pH
菲好吧，我很抱歉，但是这些
人需要我，你知道他们努力工作
整个星期都是周六晚上，他们
值得享受一点乐趣
去吧，你知道我的聚会很有趣，我可能是
有点安静，不太明显的
乐趣，但你知道如果人们愿意
给它一个机会，那就
所以好吧，这样就这样了，所以这是
你刚刚打破了散热器吗？
不，我正在打开旋钮，这里
它
很好地把它
放回去呃它不会回去打电话给
超级这里让我试试哦哦，是的
我忘了你融合
金属的能力嘿这是有趣的表弟不好笑
嗨，扳机先生，你好，我是
楼上的瑞秋·格林，是的，有人呃坏了我们散热器上的旋钮
，
这里真的很热，是的，它热得足以烘烤
饼干，你认为我们可以
在
之前买一个新饼干吗？6什么不不星期二，我们等不及
星期二我们今晚要开派对
好吧，给这个人小费，不如果他太不喜欢
我们的饼干了，如果情况变得更糟，我不会
被敲诈的样子
天气有点热，我们
称之为主题派对，嘿，这是一个主题
来吧，像
培根一样，嗨，欢迎来到我们的热带
圣诞派对，你把外套和
毛衣、裤子和衬衫放在
卧室很难说，因为我
出汗，但我使用的正是凝胶
瓶子
所说的小便大小的量
是啊，那怎么可能太多
太多
冰冰冰块任何人都拿一张
餐巾纸好吧莫妮卡莫妮卡莫妮卡
你的客人变得生涩了好吧
真的我很舒服嘿嘿
嘿，找我的朋友，我是
下一个我们现在不能走了，看起来
雷切尔要上演
小品哦天哪，你疯了吗
不不不不不不我终于在想
显然我的幸运裙子不太好用
对我来说太好了，但4年来这个
宝贝从来没有想念瑞秋瑞秋我不能
我不能
让实际上我有点想看看发生什么
嘿他很好呃服装哦是的
好吧我想给艾米丽一个大大的
美国再见欢呼所以
好吧准备好了给我一个e给我
一个mm给我一个我给我一个l l
给我一个yy什么
再次
艾米丽艾米丽
好吧，那就当啦啦队长吧
好吧，我只是听听牙齿的声音
这不是 piig，我有牙医，你知道
给我儿子找个借口
我好吧，我现在该怎么办，我该怎么办
现在我想你已经
完成了，是时候脱掉了
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胸罩呃，真是呃
太棒了，但我实际上得起飞了
脱掉
好吧，来吧，我们去拿你的
外套
好吧，瑞秋是我的
女朋友 嘿
嘿，你应该记住什么
俄罗斯卫星
人造卫星好吧，我是土豆还是马铃薯
这些是我的
天线，所以 Sputnik
变成了 spudnick spudnick
哇，我不再有最糟糕的服装
嘿，对了，罗斯来了是
责任，不，我不是，我不是责任，没有空间，责任
嘿，很高兴你能做到，感谢
来了，天哪，凯尔
我爱的大人
你嘿，这就是我没有邀请你的原因
你必须冷静下来，好吧，走吧
去给自己喝点饮料什么的哦
是的，这就是你想要的我的抑制
是
降低了嘿乔伊说没有签名，但是
如果她得到一个我也想要一个
莫妮卡，没有这些最好的祝愿废话
我想要
爱情，好吧，呃，马修
给了我他的电话号码，哦天哪，如果
我知道我要参加这个聚会，我
永远不会结婚
结婚了，很高兴见到你，富有，很好
见到你，给我打电话，我们
会和所有
的人一起看着你，猜你已经忘记了乔伊
是的，好吧我想我已经
忘记了乔伊，显然你也
忘记了钱德勒
拜托钱德勒是我一生的挚爱哦
皮裤
怜悯，这永远不会起作用，他
就在那儿，所以只要走过去打个招呼
不，我必须下楼回来
，就像我从拉塔晚会回家一样
好吧，去分散他的注意力，但不要
变得
性感嘿丹尼嘿嘿，继续参加
很棒的派对，很棒的食物
你知道大多数派对都是
薯条和莎莎薯条和
莎莎
那么这是什么沙拉
哦，还有
这个
面包是什么你不是
厨师嘿雷切尔嘿今晚好吗
你的部分
哦，你太棒了，我很高兴你能做到
哦，是的，你知道晚会必须
结束
有时不要去任何地方马上回来
是的，
当然好吧，
中谁投球，现在我以为没有
球来吧，他很高兴我来了，他
不想让我去任何地方球
飞满了
r 这是我的朋友汤姆，这是我告诉过你的
女孩哦来吧你
告诉人们关于
我你们两个真的会很合拍
我要去
混在一起，所以你在布鲁明戴尔工作吧哈
我妈妈称之为 Bloomies
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重点词汇
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party ˈpɑːr.ti A1 |
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wizard ˈwɪz.ərd A2 |
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strippers ˈstrɪp.ərz B1 |
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bachelor ˈbætʃ.əl.ər A2 |
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hooker ˈhʊk.ər B1 |
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auction ˈɒk.ʃən B1 |
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charity ˈtʃær.ɪ.ti A2 |
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costume ˈkɒs.tjuːm A2 |
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重点语法结构
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I'm going to call after you, this is going to be so cool dude we never party anymore.
➔ 使用 "be going to" 结构来表达将来的意图或计划。
➔ "I'm going to" 表示一个计划好的将来动作。
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Let's not invite any of the anthropologists, just the dinosaur dudes.
➔ 使用否定形式的 "let's not + 动词" 进行祈使建议。
➔ "let's not invite" 是一种礼貌的提议，表示避免进行某个动作。
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If you want to kiss him, you could use mistletoe.
➔ 使用情态动词 "could" + 动词原形表达条件性建议。
➔ "could use" 在假设情境中提供一种可能的方法。
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I would have bought the boat if I had the money.
➔ 第三条件句（过去非真实）— “would have + 过去分词” + “if + 过去完成时”。
➔ "would have bought" 表示一种想象的过去结果；"if I had the money" 是一个不真实的条件。
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We should limit the number of Museum Geeks that are going to be there.
➔ 情态动词 "should" + 动词原形用于给出建议或推荐。
➔ "should limit" 表示建议限制数量是合适的。
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I have to take care of everything.
➔ 情态短语 "have to" + 动词原形表达义务或必要性。
➔ "have to take care" 表示一种无法回避的职责。
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I can't believe you did this.
➔ 情态动词 "can't" + 动词原形用于表达强烈的不相信或惊讶。
➔ "can't believe" 表示说话者觉得情况几乎无法接受。
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If we go to the docks, we will see about that boat thing.
➔ 第一条件句：if 从句使用一般现在时，主句使用 "will" + 动词原形表示将来结果。
➔ "If we go" 设置了一个真实的将来条件；"we will see" 说明如果条件实现会发生什么。
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I was actually relieved I didn't win the boat; my wife would have killed me.
➔ 过去式与使用 "would have + 过去分词" 的过去条件句混合。
➔ "would have killed" 想象了一种并未实际发生的过去反应。
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