hey oh my God can you believe we're
00:00
surrounded by all this I can barely
00:02
control myself Monica you might want to
00:04
remember that you're married where is
00:06
Chandler anyway oh my God
00:08
Chandler where the hell is
00:18
everybody why don't you like me
00:23
chapter one my first
00:30
period Well I bet you're all thinking
00:37
that now would be a really great time
00:39
for an intermission huh oh yes God
00:40
yes well you're not going to get one cuz
00:44
in life there are no intermissions
00:47
people now chapter seven divorce is a
00:51
four-letter
00:54
word how could he leave me
00:57
I I don't know you seem lovely I
01:02
sincerely hope the rest of your party is
01:04
returning nah just me all
01:06
alone dinner for 6 for
01:13
one well you boys are about to see
01:17
something really special
01:19
how is everything sir excellent the
01:34
Shrew in particular was
01:36
Exquisite well I hope you've got some
01:39
room left happy birthday to you happy
01:41
birthday to you happy birthday dear Joey
01:46
Joey
01:51
joy happy birthday to you this the best
01:53
birthday ever
01:57
oh it's a gift certificate to this new
02:00
Spa in SoHo oh well you can't show
02:02
Phoebe this she hates those corporate
02:04
massage chains oh what now I can't get a
02:06
massage there are so many things that
02:09
she disapproves of I can't eat ve I
02:11
can't wear fur I can't go
02:15
hunting do you want to go hunting well I
02:19
would like to have the
02:22
option what's up hey
02:25
Rachel no you can't go there do you know
02:27
how I feel about these big massage
02:31
places they're putting people like me
02:33
out of business she wants to go hunting
02:34
too bab come on I don't want to waste it
02:41
it would be like throwing away a hundred
02:44
bucks okay this is not about the money
02:45
okay it's it's about it's about
02:49
corporate greed destroying our hearts
02:51
and leaving us Hollow
02:53
shells I don't care about any of that
02:56
well do you care about friendship I feel
03:02
really strongly about this Rachel please
03:05
don't use this gift certificate I'm
03:07
asking you as a friend oh not as a
03:09
friend
03:12
V fine I won't use it promise I promise
03:15
thank you well I am going
03:19
[Music]
03:25
hunting hi there hello welcome to
03:28
Lavender Days bar how may I help you oh
03:32
um hi I'm uh I have a massage
03:35
appointment under Rachel Green okay and
03:38
here is my gift
03:41
certificate this has been torn up and
03:45
taped back
03:49
together okay well I'll call you as soon
03:51
as your massage therapist is ready okay
03:54
have a seat through the glass doors
03:56
through the glass doors
03:58
through the glass
04:00
doors Al righty
04:03
then Phoebe your next client's in the
04:12
waiting room okay do we have to talk
04:15
like that when they're not
04:17
around oh oh no no no listen is there
04:21
someone who can fill in for me sorry
04:26
everyone is booked but that woman can't
04:29
know that I work here she's a friend of
04:31
mine and I made this big stink about how
04:33
awful these massage chains are then why
04:35
do you work here cuz it's good
04:37
money that doesn't change the fact that
04:40
this is an evil blood sucking corporate
04:43
machine well I think this is a great
04:46
place to
04:48
work okay are they listening
04:51
hello
05:00
yah it's time for your massage yah put
05:03
put your face in the
05:07
hole w a Swedish massage from a real
05:09
Swedish
05:13
person okay then I'm
05:14
Swedish so what's your name it's a
05:19
normal Swedish name Ikea
05:23
what an interesting name yeah you know
05:30
I'm time for your scalp
05:33
massage wow I really love
05:36
your is something wrong no it's just um
05:41
just feels so good
05:46
Ikea oh hey say you'll know this what's
05:51
the capital of
05:53
Sweden um
05:55
Stockholm damn I wish I knew if that was
05:58
[Music]
06:02
right and Streep and bloy
06:04
gloy and that's the Swedish national
06:10
anthem thank you for
06:12
asking wow
06:16
Ikea what a rich
06:19
culture um you know what I have a a
06:21
friend who's a massuse oh yeah yeah yeah
06:24
she's uh not very good though
06:27
uh-huh
06:32
uh-huh and why do you think that is I
06:33
don't know maybe it's because she's got
06:37
such callously fingers from playing
06:39
crummy
06:42
[Laughter]
06:44
guitar or maybe she has trouble
06:51
loosening your knots because you're such
06:54
a high maintenance tight ass maybe you
06:57
know it's me well for like a half an
07:01
hour man you can lie about
07:03
Sweden how how can you come here how
07:07
could you not tell me you worked here I
07:10
don't have to tell you everything yes
07:12
you do if you're going to make me feel
07:14
guilty for getting a free massage tips
07:15
not included
07:18
oh baby why did you lie to me about
07:20
working here because I was ashamed okay
07:23
I sold out for the cash and they they
07:25
give me back benefits like medical and
07:29
dental and a for a
07:30
[Laughter]
07:34
wonk but you know you pay a price now
07:38
I'm this corporate stooge and and
07:40
punching a clock and paying
07:44
taxes honey if you hate it so much you
07:48
should walk out there right now and quit
07:52
be true to what you believe in honey you
07:56
have principles and I so admire that I
07:59
don't have
08:03
any you know what you're right I am
08:05
going to quit it's time I took my life
08:08
back good for you phebs
08:11
okay if you guys have microphones in
08:16
there too I didn't mean any of
08:18
that I love you
08:21
[Music]
08:25
good morning Phoebe good morning
08:29
receptionist here's your schedule for
08:32
the day your first client is in room
08:34
number one Rachel Green son of a
08:36
she came
08:39
back are you ready for your Scottish
08:48
massage put your face in the hole
08:52
iie this may sting just a little bit
08:55
please I have an exper extremely high
08:58
threshold holy mother of God oh my face
08:59
my
09:03
face I'm all right I'm all right I'm all
09:09
right just a uh bit of shock is all but
09:12
uh I'll be fine you can go again I'm
09:17
okay
09:18
damn it woman
09:31
no hey hun would you help me get the
09:37
plates down yeah hey here's an idea why
09:40
don't we use our wedding China today I
09:43
think we should save our China for
09:45
something really special like if the
09:46
Queen of England comes
09:48
over honey she keeps cancelling on us
09:50
take the
09:53
hint what if something gets broken
09:54
they're so expensive what is the point
09:56
of having them if we never use
09:58
them okay but if something gets broken
10:00
and then the queen comes over I will
10:02
explain it to her oh yeah like I'm going
10:04
to let you talk to the
10:06
queen W the parade is really good this
10:08
year man those horses can
10:12
crap next up is a marching band from MSI
10:15
Oklahoma MSI that's like 4 hours from
10:18
Tulsa
10:21
woohoo and here's the float with the
10:23
stars of the popular daytime soap Days
10:25
of Our Lives
10:27
oh my
10:33
God aren't you one of the stars that
10:34
popular daytime self Days of Our Lives
10:36
yeah I forgot I'm supposed to be
10:38
there I can't believe I forgot I usually
10:42
write stuff like this down on my
10:45
arm oh stupid long
10:48
sleeves what are you going to do I guess
10:53
I'm going to have to come up with a
10:55
really good reason why I wasn't there
10:56
the producers are going to be so mad at
10:58
me they sat us all down yesterday and
11:00
said everyone has to be there 6: a.m.
11:01
sharp that means you
11:03
trivani like I was some kind of
11:06
idiot well you prove them
11:10
wrong so how is this a big double date
11:13
tonight oh my
11:18
God o great just the reaction I was
11:20
hoping
11:23
for yeah so you uh you found someone for
11:25
me you didn't forget of course not and
11:28
you are going to love Mary Ellen she's
11:30
really smart and cute and funny and I
11:32
can't tell you how I know this but she
11:36
is not opposed to
11:38
threesim yeah so tell me some about my
11:42
guy
11:45
no come on give me something what's his
11:49
name Mike Mike yeah okay what's his last
11:53
name damn it is there no mystery left in
11:56
Romance anymore
11:58
more all right we'll see you and Mike at
12:00
the restaurant in a couple hours all
12:03
right great all right see you
12:05
byebye why did I have to say Mike I
12:08
don't know Mike why couldn't I
12:10
said there's no guys in
12:14
there so
12:18
welcome I got beer I got bottled breast
12:21
milk H why don't we start with the beer
12:26
okay
12:28
so um Phoebe tells me you uh you play
12:33
piano yeah you know I I used to uh play
12:37
keyboards in college H do you have one
12:40
here
12:43
no okay
12:46
um uh you know I'm
13:05
divorced um Phoebe Phoebe says you
13:09
you've been divorced
13:12
yeah yeah I'm I'm sorry I don't I don't
13:15
really like to talk about
13:17
it that's okay well we'll talk about
13:21
something else
13:23
so you're a a paleontologist right yeah
13:34
my cousin's a paleontologist
13:37
huh well he and I would probably have a
13:43
lot to talk about hey hey I was just
13:45
going to get something to eat you want
13:48
something what you
13:49
got okay let's see we got strain peas
13:50
strained carrots ooh strained plums we
13:53
haven't tried that yet good
13:56
thanks so how is it living with Rachel
14:01
again I mean apart from the great
14:04
food I'm fine I'm fine it's just it's
14:07
just weird what's happening with her and
14:10
Ross you know yesterday he asked me to
14:12
fix them up with somebody oh my God
14:14
Rachel asked me if I knew anyone for her
14:15
too why are they doing this I don't know
14:17
they so perfect for each other it's
14:20
crazy you know what's crazy these jars
14:22
what is it like two bites in here
14:25
I just wish they'd realize they should
14:31
be together I know I know and when they
14:33
move back in together I figure you know
14:35
that's where things were had it I know
14:36
they should be a family they should get
14:37
married and have more children yes and
14:39
they should name one of their kids
14:41
Joey hey well I may not have kids
14:44
someone's going to carry on the family
14:46
name all I ever wanted was to just love
14:48
him and have him love me back I mean am
14:51
I so
14:54
unlovable wow I
14:56
[Applause]
15:02
know thank you so much for letting me do
15:03
this public bathrooms freak me out I
15:07
can't even pee let alone do anything
15:09
else but what's great is you don't mind
15:11
talking about
15:13
it so amazing that I met you on the same
15:15
day that Eric broke up with me cuz it's
15:19
like you lose a boyfriend and you get a
15:21
boyfriend
15:24
uh-huh no no no don't worry this is not
15:26
some re B thing I am totally over
15:28
Eric
15:31
pH good choice for
15:38
us I don't I don't know what's going to
15:41
happen with Stevie and David I do want a
15:42
hint
15:46
huh I
15:47
do I
15:50
do okay I'm sensing this is some kind of
15:52
word play because you are pink with
15:56
barely controlled
15:57
David's going to propose to Phoebe
16:00
what
16:03
why because we were talking about ways
16:05
that he could beat Mike and I told him
16:07
that Phoebe wanted to get married tler
16:09
we have talked about this you are not
16:11
supposed to give people
16:14
advice now couldn't you have made some
16:17
sort of inappropriate joke I did a penis
16:19
one just so I know what was so wrong
16:23
about what I said they've only been
16:25
going out for a few weeks Phoebe is
16:27
completely hung up on Mike she'll say no
16:29
David's heart will be broken it'll be
16:33
too hard for them to recover from and
16:35
then febe will end up alone
16:37
again man that's some bad advice well I
16:39
should be involved in that so why don't
16:42
you get me up to spe that's going to
16:43
take weeks why don't you just let me
16:44
take care of the presentation oh no no
16:46
no no I see what you're doing here all
16:48
right listen this is my job buddy okay
16:50
I've had it for 5 years and I know how
16:52
it works so why don't you just catch me
16:54
up fine
16:56
oh God I totally messed with the back
16:59
support on my chair how do you fix this
17:01
hey you've been here 5 years you figure
17:03
it out fine I
17:05
will all right fill me
17:14
in when you get home tomorrow night you
17:16
and I are going to be at the Wizards
17:19
Nicks game Courtside court side oh my
17:21
God yeah maybe Michael Jordan Will dive
17:23
for the ball and break my jaw with his
17:25
knee that is so cool I'll let Monica
17:27
know hello Joey just called he's got
17:33
Courtside Nicks tickets for him and me
17:36
tomorrow night really but tomorrow
17:38
night's the only night I get off from
17:40
the restaurant if you go to the game
17:41
then we won't have a night together for
17:43
a another week but how's Courtside the
17:44
cheerleaders are going to be right
17:46
in that's not the way to convince
17:49
you tayor look I don't want to be one of
17:52
those wives that says you can't go to
17:54
the game you have to spend time with me
17:56
so if you you could just realize it on
17:58
your
17:59
own I I know you're right I want to see
18:01
you
18:03
too I just got to figure out a way to
18:04
tell Joey you know he's really looking
18:06
forward to this tell him that you
18:07
haven't seen your wife in a long time
18:09
tell him that having a longdistance
18:11
relationship is really difficult tell
18:12
him that what little time we have
18:15
together is is
18:17
precious I'll think of
18:20
something I need you to set me up for a
18:23
joke later when Monica's around I need
18:25
you to ask me about fir trucks
18:26
I I don't know Chan I'm not so good with
18:29
remembering
18:31
lines well thank God your livelihood
18:35
doesn't depend on I know
18:37
right why why why why are we doing this
18:40
Monica says that her matri D is the
18:43
funniest guy she's ever met seriously
18:45
she actually said that yes am I crazy to
18:47
be this upset no being funny is your
18:50
thing yeah without that you just got
18:52
lame with women yeah
18:55
hi there you are fire
18:59
trucks hi Hey listen I wanted to ask you
19:04
something about marriage oh great now
19:07
you're seeking me out to make jokes I
19:09
mean I can see if we're all hanging out
19:11
but to come to my home no oh I really
19:12
want to know how you feel about it why
19:16
Mike doesn't ever want to get
19:19
married never
19:21
never wow well you still going to move
19:23
in with him well I want to but I just
19:27
wanted you to tell me that marriage
19:30
really isn't that big a deal you know
19:31
that I won't I won't be missing out on
19:33
anything that marriage
19:34
stinks yeah marage
19:37
stinks I mean if you want to see a man
19:41
gain weight and a woman Stop Shaving get
19:44
him
19:46
married that's not how you really feel
19:48
is it no I'm
19:50
sorry look I I know it's not what you
19:52
want to hear right now but I can't help
19:55
it I I love marriage see seriously you
19:56
divorce if you have to call me a name I
20:00
prefer Ross the divorcer it's just
20:03
cooler look look I know my marriages
20:07
didn't exactly work out but you know I I
20:09
loved being that committed to another
20:13
person and Carol and I had some good
20:14
times before she became a lesbian and
20:16
once
20:20
afterward anyway I'm I'm
20:21
sorry it's okay that's how you feel
20:24
but come on I mean living together will
20:29
be great I mean you guys have so much
20:30
fun and you love Mike I do love Mike
20:33
yeah see and you were so excited about
20:36
moving in together before and you know
20:39
what you should be it's a big
20:41
deal yeah I guess you're
20:44
right yeah thanks this helped thanks the
20:46
divorcer to the
20:50
rescue it's not cooler yeah I just heard
20:52
it everybody has ordered I would like to
20:54
start the celebration and make a
20:57
toast to
20:59
Phoebe she dropped your sock a
21:02
what no Emma dropped her sock Mom's here
21:06
I wanted to have lunch with her today
21:10
she told me she was out of
21:11
town she still has not noticed that the
21:13
baby sock is on the ground it's a good
21:16
toast will you please get her attention
21:19
oh Mommy
21:23
oh for God's sake Judy pick up the sock
21:34
pick up the sock pick up the
21:37
sock I'm sorry was that rude Ross I'm so
21:43
glad someone's here could you zip me
21:48
up sure thank you can you believe no one
21:53
between my apartment and here offered to
21:57
do that for me
21:58
people so uh why you so dressed up oh um
22:02
Mike's picking me up for a date oh yeah
22:06
now how's that going is it getting
22:08
serious I don't know I don't know I mean
22:11
you know I like him but you know am I
22:14
ready to take my grade A loins off the
22:16
meat market I'm not quite
22:18
sure you know I I really admire your
22:22
your whole dating attitude it's so
22:24
healthy I'm always he like is this
22:27
moving tooo fast is this moving too slow
22:29
where where is this going yeah I know
22:31
you are a bit of a drama
22:33
queen well you you're so much better off
22:35
you know you just go from guy to Guy
22:38
having fun and not worrying that it
22:40
never turns into anything
22:42
serious I would say
22:44
never you know there was that
22:47
guy okay well what
22:50
about okay well there's got to be
22:53
someone there isn't that's what I'm
22:55
saying
22:57
oh my God you're right I know and yet
22:59
here you are all ready for the next
23:02
date I can't believe I never realized
23:05
this before I'm in my 30s and I've never
23:08
been in a long-term
23:11
relationship oh my God what's wrong with
23:13
me no no no
23:17
no I'm there's there's nothing wrong
23:19
with you I mean you don't strike me as
23:22
the type of person that wants to get
23:24
married anyway I want to get
23:26
married God please please don't cry
23:29
because of me I I don't know what I'm
23:32
talking about okay I've been divorced
23:34
three times yeah well at least you've
23:36
been married oh my God I want to trade
23:38
lives with
23:41
Ross owe you an apology for what well
23:43
when we first met you know I thought you
23:47
were pompous and arrogant and obnoxious
23:49
is this your first
23:52
apology no I just mean that you know
23:54
first impressions don't mean anything
23:56
and I I I think you're a really good guy
23:59
and I'm sorry that I misjudged you good
24:01
morning you know what hey new day new
24:05
Leaf I am just really really
24:09
happy I'm sorry obviously Heather's ass
24:14
has something more important to say so
24:16
I'll just wait till it's
24:18
finished what I was giving you an
24:20
apology and you were totally checking
24:23
her out I wasn't checking her out I'm in
24:24
fashion I was looking at her skirt
24:26
or was it pants I didn't really see what
24:29
happened below the ass
24:31
area oh well you are really you're
24:33
really a creep what do you even care if
24:36
I was looking at her are you jealous oh
24:38
yeah I'm jealous oh Gavin please please
24:42
look at my
24:45
ass stop looking at my
24:47
ass I mean I just think you are totally
24:50
inappropriate okay this is a work
24:52
environment she's your subordinate but
24:54
it was okay when you slept with your old
24:57
assistant
24:58
tag that is totally different for two
25:00
reasons
25:03
one I didn't know that you knew
25:05
that and
25:08
two I wasn't some creep staring at his
25:10
ass we had a we had a deep meaningful
25:13
relationship huh what was Tag's last
25:17
name it
25:20
was oh my
25:24
God he he did he he didn't have have a
25:26
last name I got a job in
25:28
advertising honey that's incredible gosh
25:32
what's the pay
25:35
like oh come on
25:39
people come on now if I don't know who
25:41
makes the most how do I know who I like
25:43
the most hi
25:45
Joey well actually it pays nothing it's
25:47
an internship oh that's cool we have
25:50
interns at Days of Our Lives right so
25:52
it'll be the same except less sex with
25:54
you
25:56
so uh what kind of stuff do you think
25:58
they'll have you do there well it's a
26:00
training program but at the end they
26:01
hire the people they like that's great
26:02
yeah I mean there's probably going to be
26:06
some grunt work which will probably
26:06
stink you know grown man getting people
26:08
coffee is a little
26:09
humiliating humiliating and
26:13
Noble thank
26:16
you you know if if I don't already have
26:20
a job I I think I would have been really
26:23
good in advertising Ross you did not
26:24
come up with got milk yes I did I
26:27
did I should have written it
26:32
down rich I promise first thing tomorrow
26:34
we'll find another doctor but I got to
26:37
get up early and I'm not feeling all
26:39
that well what where what what when
26:40
you're not feeling well what do you have
26:42
is it reubel because Don't Go Near Emma
26:43
she has not had that
26:45
shot you know come to think of it it it
26:47
does feel rubella like
26:49
[Music]
26:59
weer Wier weer weener
27:04
Rachel right now he's going to know it
27:07
was me excited I just set Rachel up with
27:10
the worst guy tonight all right who is
27:13
he well it's this guy used to massage
27:15
and by massage I mean hold down so he
27:17
wouldn't turn over and Flash
27:19
me okay C why do you hear who I got for
27:21
Ross oh yeah okay she's this really
27:25
boring woman she's a
27:28
teacher a teacher yeah yeah she's really
27:31
into history and foreign movies oh oh
27:34
and she loves puzzles huh come on who
27:37
loves
27:40
puzzles well Ross
27:41
does you you're ruining the plan Joey
27:44
you you you fixed him up with his
27:48
perfect woman oh my God you're right
27:49
yeah she even reads for
27:52
pleasure so all right which dress
27:54
you can say neither oh God neither
28:03
neither I'm sorry honey we're going to
28:06
take you shopping it's going to be fine
28:08
yeah totally you are in such good hands
28:10
and I'm so good with meeting parents
28:11
with the father you know you want to
28:13
flirt a little bit but not in a gross
28:14
way just kind of like Oh Mr pencer I can
28:16
see where Wallace gets his good looks
28:19
you went out with Wallace pincer oh he
28:21
took the SATs for
28:23
me I knew you didn't get a
28:26
1400 well
28:28
duh so now what about with Mike's mom oh
28:31
well with the mother just just
28:35
constantly tell her how amazing her son
28:36
is take it from me moms love me Ross's
28:38
mom one time actually said I am like the
28:41
daughter that she never
28:43
had she said what that she's like the
28:48
daughter she never
28:51
had so you're up for Kino speaker yeah
28:53
who's making the decision professor
28:56
Sherman yeah meeting with him today know
28:58
he's a pretty tough guy to impress yeah
29:00
well I think I know how to Dazzle him oh
29:02
you're not going to do a magic trick are
29:05
you
29:08
no the data we're receiving from MRI
29:17
scans and DNA testing of these fossils
29:21
are are staggering mhm I mean we've been
29:24
accepting dates as as a given but if
29:27
they're off by even a 100,000 years or
29:30
so then you can you can just throw most
29:32
of our assumptions you know right in the
29:35
trash so so what I'm saying is
29:38
is is
29:42
that is that uh
29:45
repercussions could could be huge I mean
29:48
not just in in paleontology but if you
29:51
think about it in in evolutionary
29:54
biology uh genetics uh geology I mean
29:56
truly the the Mind
29:59
boggles well that's not what you
30:05
[Music]
30:09
want lello Joey hey I need to talk to
30:14
Charlie is she there no she uh she went
30:17
shopping with Rachel why what's up well
30:20
I'm meeting with Professor Sherman about
30:22
my being the keynote speaker oh how's it
30:24
going it could be
30:26
better he um he fell asleep what but I
30:29
already bought my ticket to
30:34
Bermuda Barbados fine I'll rent the car
30:36
and
30:39
drive Ross you have to get that job what
30:41
am I supposed to do he's out cold in
30:44
fact he was just talking in his sleep
30:46
before and evidently he wants someone
30:48
named Fran to spank him
30:50
harder well just wake him up I can't if
30:54
he really realizes that I'm the one and
30:57
put him to sleep I won't get the job ooh
30:59
that's a tough one oh wait a minute this
31:02
happened to me before yeah I was
31:05
auditioning for a play and the producer
31:07
fell asleep I no wait a minute it was me
31:09
who fell
31:14
asleep yeah I mean hey Shakespeare how
31:15
about a chase scene once in a while
31:18
[Music]
31:23
w
31:54
oh my God you really want me to be the
31:58
keynote
32:01
speaker thank
32:03
you you're welcome
32:07
[Music]
32:14
歌词与翻译
[中文]
嘿天啊你能相信我们
被这一切包围着我几乎
控制自己莫妮卡你可能想
记住你结婚了
钱德勒在哪里 天哪
钱德勒到底在哪里
大家为什么不喜欢我
第一章我的第一个
时期好吧我打赌你们都在想
现在会是真的很棒的时间
中场休息，哦，是的上帝
是的，你不会有一个，因为
生活中没有中场休息
人们现在第七章离婚是一个
四个字母
字他怎么能离开我
我我不知道你看起来很可爱我
真诚地希望你们的其他人
回来，不，只是我大家
单独为 6 人准备的晚餐
一个，你们男孩们即将看到
一些非常特别的东西
一切都怎么样，先生，非常棒，
泼妇尤其是
非常精致，我希望你还有一些
房间，祝你生日快乐
祝你生日快乐，亲爱的乔伊
乔伊
祝你生日快乐，这是最好的
生日
哦，这是一张新的礼券
苏豪区的水疗中心，哦，好吧，你不能展示
菲比，她讨厌那些企业
按摩连锁店哦，现在我不能得到
按摩，有很多事情
她不赞成我不能吃东西，我
不能穿皮草，我不能去
打猎你想去打猎吗我
想要
选项怎么了嘿
雷切尔不，你不能去那里你知道吗
我对这些大型按摩的感觉如何
他们让像我这样的人失业
她想去打猎
太棒了，来吧我不想浪费
就像扔掉一百
美元好吧，这不是钱的问题
好吧，这是关于
企业的贪婪摧毁了我们的心
并让我们空心
壳我不在乎这些
你很关心友谊吗，我
对这个瑞秋非常强烈，请
不要使用这张礼券，我
请你作为朋友哦，而不是
朋友
V很好，我不会使用它，保证我保证
谢谢你，我要去
[音乐]
打猎你好，欢迎来到
薰衣草节酒吧，我可以帮你什么吗哦
嗯嗨，我是呃，我有一个按摩
预约，雷切尔·格林的指导，好吧，
这是我的礼物
证书，它已被撕碎并
用胶带粘在一起
，好吧，我会尽快给你打电话
当你的按摩治疗师准备好了，好吧
穿过玻璃门坐下
穿过玻璃门
穿过玻璃
门好吧
那么菲比，你的下一个客户就在
候诊室里，好吧，当他们不在
哦哦不不不听那儿
身边时，我们必须这样说话吗
有人可以代替我，抱歉
每个人都被预订了，但那个女人不能
知道我在这里工作，她是
我的朋友，我做了
这些按摩连锁店太糟糕了，那么为什么
你在这里工作，因为这里很好
钱，但这并不能改变这样一个事实：
这是一个邪恶的吸血公司
机器，我认为这是一个很好的
地方
工作，他们在听吗
你好
是的，是时候给你按摩了，把
把你的脸放在
洞里，由真正的
瑞典人
人进行瑞典式按摩，好吧，那我是
瑞典人，你叫什么名字，是
正常的瑞典名字宜家
多么有趣的名字，是的，你知道
我是时候为你的头皮做按摩了
按摩哇，我真的很喜欢
你出了问题，不，只是嗯
感觉真好
宜家哦，嘿，你会知道这是什么
的首都
瑞典嗯
斯德哥尔摩 该死的，我希望我知道那是不是
[音乐]
对了，斯特里普和布洛伊
荣耀，那就是瑞典国民
国歌谢谢你
问哇
宜家多么丰富的
文化嗯你知道我有一个
朋友是按摩师哦耶耶耶
她呃不是很好
嗯哼
嗯哼你为什么认为我
不知道也许是因为她有
弹奏
蹩脚
[笑声]
吉他的冷酷无情的手指，或者也许她很难
松开你的结，因为你是如此
一个需要高度维护的紧屁股，也许你
知道这是我，大约半
小时，伙计，你可以撒谎
瑞典，你怎么能来这里
你能不告诉我你在这里工作吗？
不必告诉你一切，是的
如果你想让我感到
为获得免费按摩技巧而感到内疚
不包括在内
哦宝贝，你为什么对我说谎
在这里工作，因为我感到羞耻好吗
我为了现金而卖光了，他们
还给我福利，例如医疗和
牙科和一个
[笑声]
书呆子，但你知道你现在要付出代价
我是一个公司傀儡，
打卡并支付
税，亲爱的，如果你非常讨厌它，你
应该立即走出去并退出
忠于你所相信的，亲爱的，你
有原则，我非常钦佩我
没有
你知道吗，我是
要退出了，是时候结束我的生命了
回来了，对你们有好处
好吧，如果你们也有麦克风
我不是说
我爱你
[音乐]
早上好，菲比，早上好
接待员，这是您的日程安排
你的第一个客户在房间里的那天
#Rachel Green的儿子
她回来了
回来了，你准备好接受苏格兰
按摩了吗？把你的脸埋在洞里
iie这可能会有点刺痛
拜托，我有一个极高的经验
门槛神圣的上帝之母哦我的脸
我的
脸我很好我很好我很好
对，只是有点震惊，但是
呃我会没事的，你可以再去我
好吧
该死的女人
不，嘿，你能帮我把
盘子拿下来吗嘿嘿，这是一个想法，为什么
我们今天不使用我们的婚礼中国我
认为我们应该保存我们的中国的
一些非常特别的东西，比如
英国女王来
亲爱的，她一直在取消我们
接受
提示，如果东西坏了怎么办
它们太贵了
如果我们从不使用 ，但是如果东西坏了
它们，那么拥有它们有什么意义
然后女王过来我会
向她解释，哦，是的我要
让你和
女王谈谈W，今年的游行真是太棒了
年，伙计，那些马可以
接下来是来自MSI
俄克拉荷马州MSI的游行乐队，距离
塔尔萨
呜呼，这是带有流行日间肥皂剧《Days》
明星的花车我们的生活
的
哦，我的
上帝，你不是
受欢迎的白天自拍我们的生活
的明星之一吗 是的，我忘了我应该在那里
我不敢相信我忘记了我通常
在我的
手臂上写下这样的东西哦愚蠢的长
袖子我猜
我要去必须想出一个
我不在场的很好的理由
制片人会对
我很生气，他们昨天让我们都坐下来
说每个人都必须早上6点
准时到场，这意味着你
trivani就像我是某种
白痴一样，你证明他们
错了，所以这是一个大型的双重约会
今晚哦，我的
上帝啊，太棒了，我的反应是
希望
是的，所以你呃，你为我找到了一个人
你当然没有忘记，
你会喜欢玛丽·艾伦，她
真的很聪明，可爱又有趣，我
不能告诉你我是怎么知道的，但她
并不反对
Threesim 是的，所以请告诉我一些关于我的
男人的信息
不，来吧，给我一些信息，他的
名字叫迈克 迈克，好吧，他姓什么
名字该死，
浪漫不再有神秘感
好吧，我们几个小时后就会在
餐厅见到你和迈克
很好，好的，再见
再见，为什么我要和迈克说，我
不知道迈克，我为什么不能
说
那里没有人，所以
欢迎 我有啤酒 我有瓶装母乳
牛奶 H 为什么我们不从啤酒开始
好吧
所以嗯菲比告诉我你呃你玩
钢琴是的，你知道我以前在大学弹过
键盘 H 你有一个
这里
不行
嗯嗯你知道我
离婚了菲比菲比说你
你已经离婚了
是的，我很抱歉我没有，我不
真的很喜欢谈论
没关系，我们会讨论
其他的事情
所以你是个古生物学家，是的
我表弟是个古生物学家
呵呵，好吧，他和我可能有
很多话题要聊，嘿嘿，我只是
去买点你想要吃的东西
一些你
得到的东西，让我们看看我们有豌豆
滤过的胡萝卜哦滤过的李子我们
还没有尝试过，很好
谢谢，那么和雷切尔一起生活怎么样
我的意思是除了美味的
食物我很好我很好只是
她和
罗斯身上发生的事情很奇怪，你知道昨天他让我
和某人一起修理它们哦天啊
雷切尔问我是否认识她的任何人
他们为什么要这么做我也不知道
他们是如此完美的一对
疯狂你知道这些罐子有什么疯狂
这里的两口是什么感觉
我只是希望他们意识到他们应该
在一起我知道我知道，当他们
搬回一起住，我想你知道
那就是事情发生的地方，我知道
他们应该成为一个家庭，他们应该
结婚并生更多的孩子，是的，
他们应该为他们的一个孩子命名
乔伊嘿，好吧，我可能没有孩子
有人会继承这个家庭
名字我所想要的就是爱
他并让他也爱我我的意思是我是
我太
不可爱哇我
[鼓掌]
知道非常感谢你让我这样做
这个公共浴室把我吓坏了我
连小便都不能，更不用说做任何事情了
除此之外，但最棒的是你不介意
谈论
真是太棒了，我在埃里克分手的
同一天遇见了你和我在一起，因为
就像你失去了一个男朋友，然后又得到了一个
男朋友
嗯嗯，不不不，别担心，这不是
什么B事，我已经完全结束了
埃里克
pH对
我们来说是个好选择，我不知道我不知道
史蒂夫和大卫会发生什么，我确实想要一个
提示
呵呵，我
我
好吧，我感觉这是某种
文字游戏，因为你粉红色
几乎无法控制
大卫要向菲比求婚
什么
为什么，因为我们正在讨论
他可以击败迈克的方法，我告诉他
菲比想要结婚
我们已经讨论过这个了，你不
应该给别人
建议，你就不能开一些
一种不恰当的玩笑吗？我开了一个阴茎
一个只是为了让我知道出了什么问题
关于我说的他们才
出去几个星期菲比
完全挂在迈克身上，她会说不
大卫的心会被打破，
他们很难从中恢复，
那么，febe最终会孤独
，这又是一个坏建议，我
应该参与其中，所以为什么不
你让我起来，这将
需要几周的时间，你为什么不让我
负责演示，哦不不
不不，我明白你在这儿做什么了
听着，这是我的工作伙伴，好吧
我已经用了 5 年了，我知道它是如何工作的
你为什么不来接住我
好吧
天哪，我完全弄乱了我的椅子靠背
你怎么解决这个问题
嘿你来过这里5年了，你认为
一切顺利，我
会很好地填充我
，当你明天晚上回家时，你
和我将在奇才队
尼克斯队的比赛场边球场边哦我的
上帝是的，也许迈克尔·乔丹会潜水
抢球并用他的
膝盖打破我的下巴，这太酷了我会让莫妮卡
知道你好乔伊刚刚打电话给他，他为他和我准备了
Courtside Nicks 的门票
明天晚上，但是明天
晚上是我从
餐厅下车的唯一一晚，如果你去看比赛
那么我们就不会再一起度过
一周的夜晚了，但是
啦啦队的 Courtside 会是对的
，这不是说服的方式
你看，我不想成为
那些说你不能参加
比赛的妻子之一，你必须花时间和我在一起
所以如果你能在
你的
自己身上意识到这一点，我知道你是对的我也想见
你
我只是想办法
告诉乔伊你知道他真的很期待
告诉他你
已经很长时间没见到你的妻子了
告诉他异地恋真的很困难
告诉
他我们在一起
的时间是宝贵的
我会想到
等莫妮卡在的时候，我需要你帮我编个
笑话
你问我关于冷杉卡车的事
我不认识陈我不太擅长
记住
台词感谢上帝，你的生计
并不取决于我知道
对为什么为什么为什么为什么我们这样做
莫妮卡说她的 Matri D 是她见过的
最有趣的男人
她实际上说是的，我疯了
这么心烦意乱，你就没那么有趣了
是的，没有它，你就
与女人打交道是的
你好，你很火
卡车嗨 嘿，听着，我想问你
一些关于婚姻的事情，现在太棒了
你在找我开玩笑我
的意思是我可以看看我们是否都出去玩
但是来我家不哦我真的
想知道你对此有何感想为什么
迈克从来不想
结婚从来没有
从来没有哇好吧你仍然要搬
和他一起住很好我想但我只是
想让你告诉我婚姻
真的这不是一件大事吗，你知道
我不会的，我不会错过
任何婚姻
发臭的事情，是的马吉
发臭我的意思是，如果你想看到一个男人
体重增加，一个女人停止剃须让
他
结婚，这不是你真正的感受
是不是我
抱歉，我知道这不是你
现在想听的，但我无能为力
它我我爱婚姻，认真地看着你
离婚，如果你必须叫我一个名字我
更喜欢离婚者罗斯，它只是
看起来更酷我知道我的婚姻
并不完全成功，但你知道我我
喜欢对另一个
人做出承诺，卡罗尔和我有一些美好的经历在她成为女同性恋之前
次，
一次
无论如何，我是
抱歉，没关系，这就是你的感受
但来吧，我的意思是住在一起会
很棒 我的意思是你们有很多
乐趣，而且你爱迈克，我确实爱迈克
是的，你对
之前搬到一起感到非常兴奋，你知道
你应该是什么样子，这是一件大事
是的，我想你是
对的，是的，谢谢，这有帮助，感谢
离婚者对
的救援，这并不酷，是的，我刚刚听说
每个人都点了我想
开始庆祝活动并为
她把你的袜子掉了
菲比干杯
什么没有艾玛把她的袜子掉了妈妈在这里
我今天想和她一起吃午饭
她告诉我她不在
镇她仍然没有注意到
婴儿袜子在地上这是一个很好的
祝酒引起她的注意
哦妈妈
哦天啊朱迪拿起袜子
拿起袜子拿起
袜子我很抱歉罗斯粗鲁我很
很高兴有人在这里你可以拉上我的拉链
当然谢谢你你能相信在我的公寓和这里之间没有人
愿意为我做这件事
...
人那么呃为什么你这么打扮哦嗯
迈克来接我约会哦是的
现在怎么样了
认真的我不知道我不知道我的意思
你知道我喜欢他，但你知道我
准备好把我的 A 级腰肉从肉类市场上拿下来
我不太确定
你知道我吗我真的很佩服你
你整个约会的态度是如此
健康，我总是他喜欢的是这样的
进展太快了，这进展太慢了
这是在哪里，是的，我知道
你有点戏剧化
女王，你过得好多了
你知道你只是从一个男人变成另一个男人
玩得很开心，而不用担心它
永远不会变成任何
严重的事情我会说
你从来不知道有那个
家伙好吧好吧
好吧好吧一定有
有人不是那就是我
说的
天啊你是对的我知道但是
在这里你们已经准备好迎接下一个
约会我不敢相信我从来没有意识到
在我 30 多岁之前，我从未
有过长期的
关系哦天啊
我怎么了不不不
不我没有什么问题
你我的意思是你没有让我觉得
是那种想要得到的人
无论如何我想结婚
结婚上帝请别哭
因为我我不知道我在说什么
好吧我已经离婚了
三次是的好吧至少你已经
结婚了哦我的上帝我想交换
和
生活 罗斯欠你一个道歉
当我们第一次见面时你知道我以为你
是浮夸、傲慢、令人讨厌
这是你的第一次
道歉不，我只是说你知道
第一印象并不意味着任何事情
我我认为你是一个非常好的人
我很抱歉我误判了你
早上好，你知道什么是新的一天新的
叶子我真的真的
很高兴很抱歉，希瑟的屁股
显然有更重要的事情要说，所以
我会等到
完成我给你的
道歉，而你完全在检查
她，我没有在检查她，我在
时尚，我在看她的裙子
还是裤子，我真的没有看到屁股下面发生了
...
区哦，好吧，你真的是
你真的是个讨厌鬼，如果
我在看着她，你嫉妒吗哦
是的，我嫉妒哦，加文拜托拜托
看看我的
屁股别再看我的
屁股我的意思是我只是觉得你完全
不合适好吧，这是一个工作环境
她是你的下属但是
当你和你的旧
助理
标签睡觉时，没关系，因为两个
原因完全不同
一我不知道你知道
那一点和
二我不是一个盯着他
屁股的怪人，我们有一个深刻有意义的
关系，嗯，标签的最后一个
名字是什么
是哦，我的
天哪，他他做到了，他没有姓氏
我在
广告公司找到了一份工作，亲爱的，太不可思议了天哪
工资是多少
哦，来吧
如果我不知道谁，现在就来吧
让我如何知道我喜欢谁
最嗨
乔伊，其实它不花钱，它是
实习哦，太酷了，我们在 Days of Our Lives 有
实习生，所以
除了与
你的性行为减少外，一切都是一样的
所以呃，你觉得是什么样的事情
他们会让你在那里做得很好，这是一个
培训计划，但最后他们
雇用他们喜欢的人，这太棒了
是的，我的意思是可能会有
一些繁重的工作，可能会
臭你知道成年人找人
咖啡有点
羞辱羞辱和
崇高的感谢
你知道，如果我还没有
一份工作我我想我在广告上会非常擅长
罗斯你没有
拿出牛奶是的我做了我
我应该写下它
富有我保证明天第一件事
我们会找到另一位医生，但我必须
早起，我感觉不太好
那很好什么地方什么什么当
你感觉不舒服你有什么
是鲁贝尔，因为不要靠近艾玛
她没有经历过
镜头，你知道的，想想吧
确实感觉像风疹
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weer Wier weer weener
Rachel 现在他会知道的
我很兴奋，我刚刚让 Rachel 和
今晚最糟糕的人在一起了，好吧是
他好吧，这家伙过去常常按摩
，按摩我的意思是按住，这样他
就不会翻身，闪光
我好吧C你为什么听说我为
罗斯哦，是的，好吧，她真是
无聊的女人，她是
老师，是的，是的，她真的
喜欢历史和外国电影哦哦
和她喜欢拼图，来吧，谁
喜欢
拼图好罗斯
你毁了计划吗乔伊
你你你用他的
完美女人来安排他哦我的上帝你是对的
是的，她甚至读书
很高兴，所以穿哪件衣服
你都不能说，哦上帝，也不是
我也不抱歉，亲爱的，我们要
带你去购物，一切都会好起来的
是的，完全是的，你得到了很好的照顾
，我很高兴与父母见面
与你知道你想要的父亲
调情一点，但不是粗俗的
方式，就像哦，潘塞先生我可以
看看华莱士在哪里获得他的美貌
你和华莱士约会哦他
为
我参加了SAT考试我知道你没有得到
1400好
废话所以现在和迈克的妈妈怎么样哦
和母亲一起
不断地告诉她她的儿子
有多棒从我妈妈那里得到它爱我罗斯的
妈妈有一次实际上说我就像她从未
女儿，她说过她就像她从未
的
女儿，所以你准备好了Kino演讲者是的
拥有的
谁在做决定教授
谢尔曼是的，今天与他会面知道
他是一个很难打动的人，是的
好吧，我想我知道如何让他眼花缭乱哦
你不会变魔术的
你
不，我们从MRI收到的数据
对这些化石的扫描和DNA测试
是令人震惊的嗯，我的意思是我们一直
接受日期作为给定的，但如果
它们甚至相差10万年或
那么你可以把你知道的大部分
假设扔进
垃圾桶，所以我所说的是
是
那就是呃
影响可能是巨大的我的意思是
不仅在古生物学中，而且如果你
在进化论中考虑它
生物学 uh 遗传学 uh 地质学 I意思是
真正的思想
令人难以置信，这不是你的
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想要lello乔伊嘿，我需要和
查理她在吗不，她呃她去了
和瑞秋一起购物为什么最近怎么样
我正在和谢尔曼教授会面
我是主讲人哦，怎么样
可能会
更好，他嗯他睡着了，但是我
已经买了去
百慕大巴巴多斯的机票，好吧，我会租辆车
和
开车罗斯你必须得到那份工作
我应该做什么他
事实上他只是在睡梦中说话
之前很冷他想要一个名叫弗兰的人
打他屁股
更用力，好吧，只要叫醒他，我就不行，如果
他真的意识到我就是那个人，然后
让他睡着了，我不会得到这份工作哦
这是一个艰难的人哦，等一下，这
发生在我身上，是的，我
试镜一部戏剧，制片人
睡着了，我不等了一分钟是我
睡着了
是的，我是说嘿莎士比亚
关于偶尔的追逐场景
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w
哦天啊你真的想让我成为
主题演讲
演讲者谢谢
不客气
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重点语法结构
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how could he leave me
➔ 一般过去时 (疑问句)
➔ 这个句子使用一般过去时的疑问句形式，表达对过去行为的惊讶或不相信。
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I sincerely hope the rest of your party is returning
➔ 现在进行时 ('be' 动词)
➔ 这个句子使用现在进行时 ('be' 动词)，表示正在进行或计划在不久的将来进行的动作。
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well you're not going to get one cuz in life there are no intermissions
➔ 一般现在时 (否定式)
➔ 这个句子使用一般现在时的否定式，陈述一个普遍真理或习惯性事实。
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how is everything sir excellent the Shrew in particular was Exquisite
➔ 一般过去时 (形容词)
➔ 这个句子使用一般过去时 (形容词)，描述过去的状态或品质。
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happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear Joey
➔ 一般现在时 (祈使句)
➔ 这个句子使用一般现在时的祈使句形式，发出命令或提出请求。
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oh well you can't show Phoebe this she hates those corporate massage chains
➔ 一般现在时 (否定式)
➔ 这个句子使用一般现在时的否定式，陈述一个普遍真理或习惯性事实。
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I feel really strongly about this Rachel please don't use this gift certificate
➔ 一般现在时 (副词)
➔ 这个句子使用一般现在时 (副词)，强调情感的强度。
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I'm asking you as a friend
➔ 现在进行时 ('be' 动词)
➔ 这个句子使用现在进行时 ('be' 动词)，表示在说话时正在进行的动作。
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I love you
➔ 一般现在时 (陈述句)
➔ 这个句子使用一般现在时的陈述句形式，陈述一个事实或表达一种情感。
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good morning Phoebe
➔ 一般现在时 (问候)
➔ 这个句子使用一般现在时的问候形式，开始对话或确认某人的存在。
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