you are dead meat I didn't know it was a
00:00
big
00:03
secret oh it's not big not at all you
00:04
know kind on the same lines as say oh I
00:07
don't know having a third
00:09
nipple you have a third
00:13
nipple you
00:17
whip it out whip it out oh come on
00:22
there's nothing to see it's just a tiny
00:26
bump it's totally useless oh is as a
00:27
supposed to your other multifunctional
00:30
nipples I can't believe you you told me
00:33
it was a
00:36
nubbin joy what do you think a nubbin
00:38
was I don't know you see something you
00:41
hear a word I thought that's what it
00:43
[Music]
00:49
was Joey m
00:55
Joey Chandler what are you still doing
01:01
here I thought you guys took off oh no
01:05
no no she took off with my
01:06
clothes are you naked in there well not
01:10
exactly wearing
01:14
panties
01:18
huh you uh you always wear
01:19
panties no no this is the first
01:24
time wow talk about your bad luck I mean
01:27
the first time you try panties and
01:32
someone walks off with your
01:34
clothes I was not trying them out Susie
01:37
asked me to wear them well let me see
01:40
no I'm not letting you or anybody else
01:44
see ever all right all
01:46
right
01:50
whoa someone's flossing
01:53
Joey some people don't like
02:02
that Chandler's wearing panties what let
02:05
me see no no you don't have to
02:10
see hi
02:13
tushy all right one of you give me your
02:16
underpants oh no no no can't help you
02:19
I'm not wearing
02:21
any how can you not be wearing any
02:23
underwear oh I'm getting heat from the
02:25
guy in the hot pink thong
02:28
all right look Ross I'll give you $50
02:31
for your
02:34
underpants
02:35
[Music]
02:44
[Music]
02:54
hey I have had enough of this all right
02:56
Gunther these guys are trying to take
03:01
our
03:03
seat tell us these guys were here first
03:05
oh sorry didn't realize there you go
03:08
thank you
03:12
Gunther we didn't want to have to go and
03:16
do
03:18
that he told on
03:19
us you told on us well pal you didn't
03:22
give me much of a
03:25
choice don't play with his thing I
03:28
know all
03:32
right let's take this
03:34
outside let's let's take this
03:39
outside who talks like
03:44
that the guy who's about to kick your
03:47
ass talks like that you had to ask
03:49
yeah okay okay look see
03:57
the thing is we're we're not going to
04:00
fight you
04:03
guys well then here's the deal you won't
04:04
have to so long as you never ever show
04:07
your faces in this coffee house ever
04:10
again what have you been up to oh you
04:14
know teaching
04:17
aerobics partying way too
04:19
much oh and in case you were wondering
04:22
those are my legs on the new James Bond
04:25
poster
04:27
can you hold on a moment I have another
04:32
call I love her I
04:33
know I'm back so are we going to get
04:36
together or what uh absolutely uh how
04:39
about tomorrow afternoon do you know uh
04:43
Central Perk in the village say fiveish
04:44
great I'll see you then
04:47
okay
04:51
okay having a phone has finally paid
04:52
off okay even though you do do a good
04:57
Bob impression I'm thinking when she
05:00
sees you tomorrow she's probably going
05:01
to realize hey you're not
05:03
Bob I am hoping that when Bob doesn't
05:06
show up she will seek comfort in the
05:08
Open Arms of the Ry stranger at the next
05:10
table oh my God you are pure
05:13
evil okay pure
05:17
evil horny and
05:19
alone I've done this there's only one
05:24
banana nut muffin left oh well order
05:27
first yeah but I'm I'm so much
05:30
faster give it to me no give it to
05:33
me okay you can have
05:38
it there you go enjoy your
05:47
coffee that was there when I got
05:51
here hey you guys you will never guess
05:56
who's coming coming to New York quick
05:59
Phoebe tell us before you can swallow
06:01
okay Ryan that guy I went out with who's
06:02
in the
06:04
Navy you went out with a guy in the Navy
06:06
yeah I met him when I was I'm playing
06:09
guitar in Washington Square Park Ryan
06:10
threw in saltwater taffy cuz he didn't
06:12
have any change hey is that when you
06:14
wrote saltwater taffy man
06:16
no no he is my submarine guy he
06:19
resurfaces like every couple years and
06:23
we have the most amazing three days
06:24
together only this time he's coming for
06:27
two weeks two whole weeks which means
06:29
yay so wait this guy goes down for like
06:32
two years at a
06:35
time that'll teach you to lick my
06:39
muffin
06:46
hi oh no what happened I just spoke to
06:48
Carol Ben's got the chicken poox you
06:51
kidding yeah so if you haven't already
06:54
had it chances are you're going to get
06:56
it well I've had it yeah I've had it had
06:57
it had it well I haven't ever had it I
07:00
feel so left out oh
07:02
look wow I I don't know what to
07:11
say what do you say I don't
07:15
know it's a bracelet isn't it and it's
07:19
engraved too check it
07:22
out to my best bud
07:23
[Laughter]
07:29
thanks best
07:31
bud put it on oh
07:33
now no no I think something this nice
07:38
should be Sav for a special occasion oh
07:40
no no that's the beauty part it goes
07:42
with
07:43
everything put this on you're good to
07:44
go man you are so wearing that
07:53
bracelet I show I am hey whoa oh you
07:57
want some of this huh you want a piece
08:01
of this huh you standing here huh hey
08:03
hey those guys are taking her
08:06
stuff get out
08:08
[Applause]
08:11
way God that was that was amazing that
08:13
was incredible you guys you guys kicked
08:15
butt us what about you guys man you
08:17
really Bing gave it to all Mr Clean back
08:19
there he was a big guy yeah he was
08:22
wasn't he I wouldn't know having missed
08:24
everything oh don't do that to you
08:26
yourself any one of us could have
08:29
tripped over that little girl's jump
08:31
rope so listen guys are we
08:35
uh are we okay
08:39
here we're okay all right okay so can I
08:42
have my hat
08:46
back
08:48
no
08:50
huh man this is weird weird you ever
08:57
realize C crunch his eyebrows are
09:00
actually on his hat that's what's weird
09:02
Joey the man's been captain of a cereal
09:04
for the last 40
09:06
years oh look what the spoon you licked
09:09
and and you
09:14
put you licked in you
09:16
put yeah so well don't you see how gross
09:19
that is I mean that's like you're using
09:23
my
09:24
toothbrush you use my toothbrush
09:26
well that was only cuz I used the red
09:29
one to unclog the
09:31
drain mine is the red
09:34
one oh God can open worms
09:36
everywhere hey why can't we use the same
09:42
toothbrush but we can use the same soap
09:44
because soap is
09:48
soap it's
09:49
selfcleaning all right well next time
09:51
you take a shower think about the last
09:53
thing I wash and the first thing you
09:55
wash
09:57
you will all be pleased to know that I
09:59
have a date tomorrow
10:01
night this woman Allison from work she
10:02
is great she's pretty she's smart and uh
10:05
I've been holding off asking her out in
10:08
the past because she has a
10:10
uh unusually large
10:12
head but I'm not going to let that stuff
10:15
hang me up
10:18
anymore look at me I'm
10:19
[Applause]
10:23
growing oh my major was totally useless
10:25
I mean how often do you look in the
10:28
class classified and philosopher wanted
10:29
sure my God that's a big
10:32
head it didn't look this big in the
10:36
office maybe it's the lighting my head
10:39
must look like a golf ball at
10:42
work all right don't get hung up on it
10:45
quick quick list five things you like
10:47
about her nice smile good dresser big
10:49
head big head big
10:52
head what was that hi um I just thought
10:54
that it it would be fun if the three of
10:59
us had some beers and got to know each
11:00
other all right that sounds all right oh
11:02
good okay oh no I have to go because I'm
11:04
late for my um Green Eggs and Ham
11:08
Discussion
11:11
Group um tonight it's why he would not
11:12
eat them on a
11:15
train have fun bye that was so lame I
11:17
know
11:20
yeah hey talk to
11:21
him so you uh
11:27
you think that Speed Racer guy gets a
11:29
lot of tickets
11:31
or that's good that's good so so so who
11:35
broke up with who what are you kidding I
11:37
broke up with her she actually thought
11:38
that Shawn Penn was the capital of
11:40
Cambodia good me when everybody knows
11:44
that the uh the capital of Cambodia
11:46
is well it's not champan not
11:49
champan all right I got a funny one all
11:52
right my last girlfriend Tilly okay
11:54
we're eating breakfast right and I made
11:57
all these pant Pancakes there was like
11:58
50 pancakes right and all of a sudden
11:59
she turns to me all right and she says
12:01
Eddie I said yeah she says Eddie I don't
12:02
want to see you anymore and it was
12:04
literally like she had had reached into
12:06
my chest ripped out my heart and and
12:08
smeared it all over my life you know hey
12:11
Monica we got a question all right for
12:14
the zillionth time yes I see other women
12:16
in the shower at the gym and no I don't
12:18
look no not that one we're trying to
12:20
figure out who to bring to the Nicks
12:23
game tonight we have an extra ticket
12:25
yeah Ross can't go so it's between my
12:26
friend Eric prow who has breath issues
12:27
and Dan with the poking did you see that
12:30
play do you want some more beer is that
12:34
LE
12:36
okay he why don't you ask
12:39
Richard okay uh hey Richard if you had
12:42
an extra ticket to the Knicks
12:45
game and you had to choose between a
12:48
friend who smelled and one who bruises
12:51
you who would you pick wow well being a
12:54
huge Nicks fan myself I think you should
12:59
take someone who's a huge Nicks
13:01
fan okay that's
13:04
Eric glad to be of help
13:08
matches I meant why don't you take
13:12
Richard to the
13:14
game
13:16
what I don't know come on he keeps his
13:18
fingers to himself and he's always minty
13:22
fresh I rich it's really nice and
13:25
everything uh it's just so we don't know
13:27
know him really well you know and plus
13:29
he's you know
13:30
old or than some
13:33
people but uh younger than some
13:36
buildings just seems so feudal you know
13:40
all these women and
13:43
nothing I feel like Superman without my
13:48
Powers you
13:50
know I have the cape and yet I cannot
13:52
fly
13:55
[Laughter]
13:57
well now you understand how I feel every
13:59
single
14:01
day okay the world is my lesbian
14:02
wedding I shouldn't even bother coming
14:10
up with a line
14:12
right all right look
14:17
penisus okay we're all
14:19
people so how's your date with your
14:24
cyber chick going oh hey what is all
14:26
that oh it's a website it's the
14:28
Guggenheim Museum see uh she likes art
14:30
and I like funny
14:34
words what does she mean by
14:38
HH it means we're holding
14:40
hands are you the cutest I'm afraid I
14:44
might just
14:48
be you know what I think is so great
14:51
that you are totally into this person
14:53
yet for all you know she could be like
14:55
90 years old or have two heads
14:57
or it could be a
15:00
guy okay it's not a guy all right I know
15:03
her it could be like a big giant
15:06
guy I am not interested in the guy's
15:09
apartment oh please I saw the way you
15:12
were checking out his
15:14
moldings you want it why would I want
15:16
another apartment huh I've already got
15:19
an apartment that I love well it
15:21
wouldn't kill you to say it once in a
15:23
while
15:24
all right you want the truth I'm
15:29
thinking about
15:32
it what I'm sorry I'm 28 years old I've
15:33
never lived alone and I'm finally at a
15:37
place where I got enough money that I
15:40
don't need a roommate anymore whoa whoa
15:41
whoa I don't need a roommate either okay
15:44
I can afford to live here by myself you
15:47
know I may have to bring in somebody
15:50
once a week to lick the
15:51
silverware what are you getting so bent
15:54
out of shape for huh it's not like we
15:55
agreed to live together forever we're
15:57
not Burt
16:00
Ernie hi it's me oh my
16:02
God Janice you called
16:10
Janice yes Janice why is that so
16:14
difficult for you to comprehend you
16:17
remember Janice
16:19
right yes she was smart she was pretty
16:21
and she honestly cared about me Janice
16:25
is my last chance to have
16:27
somebody
16:30
hello oh my
16:34
God jeez look how fat she
16:40
got hey it's
16:43
[Music]
16:45
everybody Janice you're yes I
16:47
am is it is it yours ha You Wish
16:51
Chandler
16:55
Bing you are looking at a married lady
16:56
now oh
17:01
yes
17:05
congratulations oh sweetie I'm sorry you
17:07
couldn't have told me about this over
17:10
the phone and what miss the expression
17:12
on your face oh no Janice likes to have
17:14
her
17:17
fun peon Sandy just made
17:20
them yeah all
17:24
right what are these raising
17:27
uh sure why
17:30
not listen Eddie
17:37
um I've been thinking about our current
17:40
living situation and uh why are you
17:42
smiling I got a little surprise look got
17:45
a new fishy I named him uh Chandler you
17:49
know after after you
17:52
[Laughter]
17:58
well that's not even a real
18:04
fish no that's a Goldfish
18:07
cracker so what's your point
18:11
man okay good night you big freaking
18:17
nature listen Bing I received your memo
18:22
so we're not going to see the systems
18:25
report until next Friday well the people
18:26
in my group want to spend the holiday
18:28
weekend with their family I have a
18:29
family I'm going to be here yeah Bing
18:31
what's that
18:35
about it's about cutting my people a
18:39
little slack you know for morale look if
18:42
you want to see some rough numbers I can
18:44
get them to you by Wednesday rough
18:46
numbers this company was not built on
18:49
rough numbers am I right
18:51
Mr have the final numbers on my desk by
18:54
Tuesday if you say so
18:57
sir Joseph's good isn't
19:00
he well I'm going to kill
19:03
you hey hey I just figured Joseph's the
19:07
kind of guy who likes to mix it up you
19:10
know get in there ruffle some
19:12
feathers
19:16
why look I'm sorry but that's what
19:19
Joseph
19:21
does okay if you try to pull something
19:23
he'll call you on it what do trying to
19:26
pull he'll
19:29
say you had sex today wow it sounds even
19:30
cooler when somebody else says
19:34
it I was awesome okay she was biting her
19:36
lip to stop from screaming wow now I
19:40
know it's been a while but I took that
19:43
as a good
19:44
sign still doing the screening thing I
19:51
had sex
19:54
today I never have to answer that phone
19:55
again
19:57
comes to be you know what to
19:59
do hey Bob it's Jade listen I just
20:01
wanted to tell you that I was really
20:05
hurt when you didn't show up the other
20:06
day and just so you know I ended up
20:07
meeting a
20:10
guy Bob here oh hi so uh you met someone
20:12
huh yes yes I did in fact I had sex with
20:18
him two hours
20:22
ago so uh how was he
20:26
[Applause]
20:33
eh oh Bob he was nothing compared to
20:39
you I had to bite my lip to keep from
20:45
screaming your
20:47
name well that makes me feel so
20:51
good it was just so awkward and bumpy
20:54
well maybe he has some kind of uh new uh
21:00
cool style that you're not familiar with
21:02
and uh maybe you have to get used to it
21:05
well there really wasn't much time to
21:07
get used to it if you know what I mean
21:08
it's 6:30 in the morning we're not
21:10
working out it's
21:13
over no way with one pound to go come on
21:15
we're working we're moving we're in this
21:18
Z we're
21:21
grooving okay I don't I don't mind the
21:22
last pound okay in fact I kind of like
21:25
the last pound
21:27
okay so don't make me do anything that
21:29
I'll
21:31
regret what you going to do fat boy
21:32
huh
21:36
what nothing except tell you uh I think
21:39
it's wonderful how much energy you have
21:42
well thanks I mean especially
21:45
considering how tough it's been for you
21:47
to find
21:48
work you
21:50
know you know I mean you can't tell your
21:52
parents you were fired because they'd be
21:55
disappointed
21:57
uh-huh and it's not as if you have a
22:00
boyfriend's shoulder to cry
22:03
on well no but I I mean if it were me I
22:06
think I'd have difficulty just getting
22:10
out of bed at
22:12
all you know I try to stay
22:18
positive so
22:21
you you feel like going for a run
22:23
all right because you know you don't
22:29
have to if you want you could just take
22:32
a nap right
22:34
here
22:37
okay just for a little while
22:39
[Music]
22:51
[Applause]
22:52
okay hey oh where is he where Richard
22:56
did you ditch him yeah right after we
22:59
stole his lunch money and gave him a
23:01
wedgie what's the matter with you he's
23:04
Park in the car don't you guys have fun
23:06
your boyfriend is so cool really yeah he
23:09
let us drive his Jaguar joy for 12 blcks
23:12
me for 15
23:14
wow he must like you the
23:16
best oh and what about that thing he did
23:19
when he tipped the guy who showed us to
23:21
our seats you never even saw the money
23:22
it was like this hey Chandler thanks for
23:24
showing us to our seats
23:26
you're welcome hey Joey thanks for
23:29
parking the car no
23:31
problem hey chanler I think they get it
23:34
okay there's the man
23:39
hey hey you're getting better I'm going
23:43
to keep this by the
23:46
way he kept my dollar hey you didn't
23:49
microwave that did you because it's
23:52
breast milk and you're not supposed to
23:53
do that duh I think I know how to eat
23:54
breast milk
23:56
okay what did you just
24:00
do I licked my arm what it's breast
24:03
milk oh baby that is that is juice
24:08
squeezed from a
24:12
person what is the big deal no
24:14
no what did you just
24:18
do okay can people stop drinking the
24:22
breast
24:25
milk you won't even taste it no not even
24:27
if you just pretend that it's milk not
24:31
even if Carol's breast had a picture of
24:33
a missing child
24:35
[Music]
24:40
on
24:43
hey how did we do oh I tasted Ben's milk
24:45
and Ross freaked out I did not freak out
24:49
why' you freak out because it's breast
24:52
milk it's gross my breast milk is
24:55
gross this should be
25:01
fun no no Carol there's nothing wrong
25:04
with it I just I just don't think breast
25:07
milk is for adults of course the
25:09
packaging does appeal to grown-ups
25:12
and Ross you were being silly I've tried
25:16
it it's no big deal come on just taste
25:19
it that would be
25:22
no it's natural it doesn't taste bad
25:25
yeah tastes kind of sweet sort of like
25:29
uh like what cantaloupe juice
25:32
exactly you've tasted
25:42
it you you you've tasted it
25:45
uh-huh oh you've tasted
25:48
it you can keep saying it but it won't
25:52
stop being true
25:55
give me the
26:04
bottle get me the towel
26:10
[Music]
26:19
[Laughter]
26:27
my
26:42
B listen
26:44
uh I don't know what I'm going to see
26:46
you again well I'm guessing uh tonight
26:48
at the coffee house right yeah okay uh
26:50
take care yeah
26:55
[Music]
27:03
[Music]
27:13
you know you should go outside and be
27:18
with the three-dimensional
27:20
people no inside
27:22
good outside bad
27:25
you guys are so pathetic oh oh Z
27:29
Jo she's one of us
27:36
now hi you guys hey
27:40
hey now we just want to stop by and uh
27:43
say good night good
27:46
night look at that they won't even turn
27:48
their heads all right you guys taking
27:50
off my shirt
27:53
[Applause]
27:57
nah she's lying where is she where is
28:00
she oh hey I have a question where is
28:03
she oh Chandler relax Chandler shall be
28:06
here oh oh oh that's her yeah cuz life's
28:11
just that
28:16
kind Chandler you got to stop staring at
28:18
the door it's like a watched pot you
28:20
know if you keep looking at it then the
28:22
door is I'm never going to
28:24
boil I think what you have to do is try
28:26
not
28:28
to oh my
28:35
God
28:39
oh
28:41
my
28:43
God
28:53
oh my God
28:55
hello hey Hey listen I'm I'm sorry I
28:59
didn't make it over there today oh
29:03
that's okay you uh you had a
29:05
thing yeah well I hear the place looks
29:08
great oh forget about it I'm having a
29:11
ball how's the apartment doing oh hey
29:14
it's it's terrific I mean it's a regular
29:18
space
29:21
Fest oh well great yeah I just you know
29:24
wanted to call and say
29:29
hey well okay
29:32
then was that the oven
29:34
timer that's right my friend it's time
29:36
for B
29:40
[Music]
29:42
watch can you believe they gave
29:45
Stephanie skin cancer I still can't
29:47
believe they promoted her to
29:49
Lieutenant a you're just saying that cuz
29:52
you're in love with Yas Meine bleed well
29:54
how could anyone not be in love with
29:56
yasm ble
29:57
[Music]
29:58
Le hey hey they're
29:59
running see this is the Brilliance of
30:02
the
30:05
show i' say always keep them
30:06
running all the time running
30:09
run run run yes mean run
30:14
like hey
30:19
pal Eddie what are you still doing here
30:23
uh just some basic dehydrating of a few
30:25
fruits and vegetables man alive this
30:27
thing's
30:30
Fantastic look Eddie aren't you
30:31
forgetting anything oh yeah that's right
30:33
look I got a a new goldfish he's a lot
30:35
feistier than the last one yeah maybe
30:37
cuz the last one was made by pepp
30:39
Farm look Eddie isn't there something
30:43
else you're supposed to be doing right
30:45
now well not unless it's got something
30:47
to do with dehydrating my man cuz right
30:49
now I'm a dehydrating
30:50
Mania look you have to help me out here
30:55
I thought we had a deal I thought by the
30:57
time I got you know what that
30:58
is your last roommate's
31:00
kidney that's a that's a
31:03
tomato this one definitely goes in the
31:05
display you see the display
31:11
[Music]
31:17
歌词与翻译
[中文]
你死了我不知道这是一个
大
秘密哦，它一点也不大，一点也不大，你
知道就像说哦我
不知道有第三个
乳头你有第三个
乳头你
把它拿出来把它拿出来哦来吧
没有什么可看的，这只是一个小小的
肿块它完全没用哦，作为
应该是你的其他多功能
乳头，我不敢相信你告诉我
这是一种
小家伙的快乐，你认为小家伙是什么
是我不知道你看到了什么，你
听到了一个词，我以为就是这样
[音乐]
是乔伊m
乔伊·钱德勒你还在做什么
在这里我以为你们脱掉了哦不
不不她脱下了我的
衣服你在里面赤身裸体不是
完全穿着
内裤
呵呵你呃你总是穿着
内裤不不这是第一次
时间哇谈论你的霉运我是说
你第一次尝试内裤
有人拿走了你的
衣服，我没有试穿苏西
让我穿得好让我看看
不，我不会让你或其他人
看到一切都好
对
哇有人用牙线
乔伊有些人不喜欢
钱德勒穿内裤让
我看不不你不必
见好
好吧，你们中的一个给我你的
内裤哦不不不帮不了你
我没穿
任何你怎么能不穿任何
内裤哦我从
穿着粉色丁字裤的家伙那里得到了热度
好吧，罗斯我给你50 美元
买你的
内裤
[音乐]
[音乐]
嘿，我已经受够了
Gunther 这些家伙正试图占据
我们的
座位，告诉我们这些家伙先到了
哦，抱歉，没有意识到你走了
谢谢
Gunther 我们没有想去
做他告诉的
...
你告诉我们好朋友，你没有
给我太多的选择
不要玩他的东西我
知道一切
好吧，让我们把这个
带到外面，让我们把这个
带到外面，他说话像
那个要踢你
屁股的人说话就像你必须问
是的，好吧，看看
问题是我们不会
与你们战斗
伙计们，那么这就是交易，只要你们从来没有在这家咖啡馆露过
再做些什么哦，你们
你们的脸
，你们就不必
知道教学
健美操派对方式
哦，如果你想知道
这些是我的新詹姆斯邦德
海报
你能等一下吗我还有一个
电话我爱她我
知道我回来了所以我们要
在一起还是什么呃绝对呃
明天下午你知道吗呃
村里的中央公园说五点
太好了，那么我会看到你
好吧
好吧一部手机终于还清了
的费用，即使你确实给鲍勃留下了良好的印象，我在想，当她
...
明天见到你时，她可能会
意识到嘿，你不是
鲍勃，我希望当鲍勃没有
出现时，她会在下一张
张开双臂的Ry陌生人中寻求安慰哦，我的上帝，你是纯洁的
桌子上的
邪恶好吧纯粹
邪恶角质和
我已经做到了，只剩下一个
香蕉坚果松饼哦，秩序好
第一，是的，但我太多了
快点给我，不要给
我，好吧，你可以
在那里，你去享受你的
咖啡，当我
在这里的时候就在那里嘿，你们永远猜不到
谁会很快来纽约
菲比在你吞下之前告诉我们
好吧，瑞安，我和他约会的那个人，他是
在海军
，你和一个海军的家伙约会了
是的，我在打球的时候遇见了他
华盛顿广场公园的吉他瑞安
扔了咸水太妃糖，因为他没有
有任何改变，嘿，当你
写咸水太妃糖人
不不，他是我的潜艇人，他
每隔几年就会重新出现，
我们一起度过了最美妙的三天
，只是这次他来了
两周，两整周，这意味着
耶，等一下，这个家伙在
两年了，他会教你舔我的
时间里
松饼
嗨，哦，不，发生了什么事，我刚刚和
卡罗尔·本有鸡屎，你
开玩笑，是的，所以如果你还没有
有机会，你就会得到
很好，我已经受够了是的我已经拥有了
它很好，我从来没有拥有过它，我
感觉很被忽视哦
看看哇我不知道该说什么
你说什么我不
知道这是一个手镯，不是吗而且
刻了也检查一下
给我最好的朋友
[笑声]
谢谢最好的
伙计戴上它哦
现在不不我认为这么好的东西
应该在特殊场合保存哦
不不这就是它的美丽部分
与
一切都戴上这个你很好
去吧，伙计，你戴着那个
手镯我展示了我嘿哇噢你
想要一些这呵呵，你想要一块
这个，呵呵，你站在这里，嘿嘿
嘿，那些家伙正在拿走她
的东西，滚出去
[鼓掌]
天哪，太棒了，
你们踢的太不可思议了
但我们呢，你们这些家伙，你们
真的Bing把它给了所有Mr Clean回来
他在那里是个大个子，是的，他是
不是他，我不知道错过了
一切哦，不要这样对你
你自己，我们中的任何一个人都可能
被那个小女孩的跳跃
绳子绊倒，听着，伙计们，我们
呃，我们还好吗
在这里，我们没事，好吧，所以我可以
把我的帽子
拿回来吗
不
呵呵，伙计，你从来没有
意识到C嘎吱嘎吱的眉毛
实际上在他的帽子上，这就是奇怪的
乔伊这个人一直是麦片队长
在过去的40年
里哦，看看你舔的勺子是什么
然后你
把你舔进了你的
把是啊这么好，你不知道有多恶心吗
那我的意思是，就像你在使用
我的
牙刷，你用我的牙刷
好吧，那只是因为我用了红色的
一支来疏通
下水道，我的是红色的
一支哦上帝可以打开蠕虫
到处嘿为什么我们不能使用相同的
牙刷但我们可以使用相同的肥皂
因为肥皂是
肥皂，所以
自清洁很好，下次
你洗澡想想我最后洗的
东西和你
洗的第一件事
你们都会很高兴知道我
明天有个约会
晚上，这个女人艾莉森下班了，她
很棒，她很漂亮，她很聪明，嗯
过去
我一直推迟约她出去，因为她有一个
呃异常大的
头，但我不会让那些东西
把我挂起来
再看看我我
[鼓掌]
成长哦我的专业完全没用
我的意思是你多久看一次
分类和哲学家课想要
确定我的上帝，那是一个大
头，在
办公室里看起来没那么大，也许是我的头亮了
在
工作时必须看起来像高尔夫球，好吧，不要挂在上面
快速列出你喜欢的五件事
关于她漂亮的笑容，漂亮的梳妆台大
头大头大
头那是什么嗨嗯我只是想
如果我们三个
喝点啤酒并认识彼此
，听起来不错哦
很好，好吧哦不，我必须走了，因为我
迟到了我的绿鸡蛋和火腿
讨论
今晚小组，这就是为什么他不会
在
火车上吃它们，玩得很开心，再见，那太蹩脚了，我
知道
是的，嘿，和
他谈谈，所以你呃
你认为那个速度赛车手得到了
很多票
或者那很好，很好所以所以谁
和谁分手了，你开什么玩笑我
和她分手了，她实际上以为
肖恩佩恩是
柬埔寨的首都，好我，当每个人都知道
呃，柬埔寨的首都
很好，不是 champan 不是
champan 好吧，我有一个有趣的
对我最后一个女朋友蒂莉好吧
我们正在吃早餐，我做了
那里的所有这些裤子煎饼就像
50 个煎饼对，所有都是突然
她转向我，好吧，她说
埃迪，我说是的，她说埃迪，我不想再看到你了
，这
字面意思就像她已经把手伸进了
我的胸膛，扯出了我的心，
把它涂在了我的一生中，你知道，嘿
莫妮卡，我们有一个问题
无数次了，是的，我明白了其他女人
在健身房的淋浴间，不，我不
看起来不，我们正在努力
找出带谁去看尼克斯
今晚的比赛，我们有一张额外的门票
是的，罗斯不能去，所以这是我的
朋友埃里克·普罗（有呼吸问题）
和丹的戳戳，你看到了吗
比赛你还想喝点啤酒吗是
LE
好吧，他为什么不问
理查德好吧呃嘿理查德，如果你有
一张尼克斯队
比赛的额外门票，而你必须在一个闻起来有味道的朋友和一个身上有瘀伤的
朋友之间做出选择
你会选择谁，哇哦，作为一个
尼克斯队的铁杆球迷，我认为你应该
带一个尼克斯
的忠实粉丝，好吧，
埃里克很高兴能为
场比赛提供帮助，我的意思是你为什么不带
理查德去看
比赛
我不知道，来吧，他把
手指放在一边，而且总是很薄荷
新鲜，我富有，真的很好，
一切呃，这只是我们不知道
非常了解他，你知道，加上
他是你认识的
比一些
人老，但比一些 人年轻，但是呃比一些
建筑物看起来很封建，你知道
所有这些女人和
如果没有我的
力量，我什么也感觉不到超人，你
知道我有斗篷，但我不能
飞
[笑声]
现在你明白我每
单
天的感受了好吧，世界是我的女同性恋
婚礼我什至不应该费心来
说一句
好吧，看看
阴茎好吧，我们都是
人，所以你和你的约会怎么样
网络小妞要去哦嘿，这是什么
哦，这是一个网站，是
古根海姆博物馆，看看呃，她喜欢艺术
我喜欢有趣的
个词，她说的是什么意思
HH 这意味着我们握着
的手，你是最可爱的，我担心我
可能只是
你知道我的想法是什么太棒了
，你完全喜欢这个人
，但据你所知，她可能像
90岁或有两个头
，或者可能是一个
男人好吧，这不是一个男人，我知道
她可能像一个大巨人
男人，我对那个男人的
公寓不感兴趣哦，拜托，我看到了你
检查的方式出他的
模具，你想要它，为什么我想要
另一间公寓啊，我已经有了
一套我很喜欢的公寓
不会杀了你一次
而
好吧，你想要真相，我
正在考虑
这是什么，对不起，我28岁了，我
从来没有独自生活过我终于到了
的地方，在那里我有足够的钱，我
不再需要室友了，哇哇
哇，我也不需要室友了，好吧
我一个人住在这里，你
知道我可能需要带人来
每周一次来舔
银器，你到底想做什么？
变形了，我们不是
同意永远生活在一起的，我们是
不是伯特
厄尼嗨，是我哦，我的
天哪，珍妮丝，你打电话给珍妮丝
珍妮丝，是的珍妮丝，为什么会这样
你很难理解你
记得珍妮丝
是的，是的，她很聪明，很漂亮
而且她真的很关心我珍妮丝
是我和
某人 某人
的最后一次机会 你好哦我的
天哪，看看她多胖
嘿，这是
[音乐]
大家珍妮丝，你是的我
是它是你的哈你希望
钱德勒
Bing你正在看着一位已婚女士
现在哦
是的
恭喜哦亲爱的我很抱歉你
不能通过电话告诉我这件事
还有你脸上的表情
哦不，珍妮丝喜欢
她的
桑迪刚刚做的有趣的苦工
他们是的
对了，这些都在引起什么
呃，确定为什么
不听艾迪
嗯，我一直在想我们目前的
生活状况，呃，你为什么
微笑，我有点惊讶，我看到了
一条新鱼，我给他起名叫呃钱德勒，你
知道你
[笑声]
那甚至不是真正的
鱼，不，那是金鱼
饼干，所以你有什么意思
伙计，好吧，晚安，你这个大怪物
自然，听着 Bing，我收到了你的备忘录
，所以我们要到下周五才能看到系统
报告，好吧，我小组中的人
想要与家人一起度过假期
周末，我有一个
家庭，我要在这里，是的，Bing
那是什么
关于让我的员工
稍微放松一下，你知道是为了士气，如果
你想看一些粗略的数字，我可以在周三之前给你
粗略的
数字，这家公司不是建立在
粗略的数字上的，我说得对吗
先生，
周二之前，如果你这么说的话，最终数字会放在我的办公桌上
约瑟夫先生的好不是
他很好，我要去杀死
你嘿嘿，我只是觉得约瑟夫是
那种喜欢把你搞混的人
知道进去弄乱一些
羽毛
为什么看起来我很抱歉，但这就是
约瑟夫
如果你试图拉东西就没事
他会打电话给你，尝试
拉他会
说你今天做爱了，听起来不错甚至
当别人说
的时候更酷，好吧，她咬着自己的
嘴唇阻止尖叫，哇，现在我
知道已经有一段时间了，但我认为
是一个很好的
迹象，仍在做筛查工作，我
发生了性关系
今天我再也不用接电话
...
来了，你知道要做什么吗？
嘿，鲍勃，我是杰德，听着，我只是
想告诉你，当你前
受伤了，只是为了让你知道我最终
天没有出现时，我真的
遇到了一个
家伙鲍勃在这里哦嗨，所以呃，你遇到了一个人
呵呵，是的，事实上，我确实在两小时前与
他发生了性关系
所以呃他怎么样
[鼓掌]
呃哦鲍勃，与
你相比，他什么都不是。我不得不咬住嘴唇，以免
尖叫你的
名字，这让我感觉很
很好，只是如此尴尬和坎坷
好吧，也许他有某种你不熟悉的呃新呃
酷风格
，呃也许你必须习惯它
好吧，如果你明白我的意思的话，真的没有太多时间
习惯它
现在是早上6:30，我们还没有
锻炼它
没有办法 还剩一磅来吧
我们正在工作我们正在移动我们在这个
Z我们
凹槽好吧我不介意我不介意
最后一磅好吧事实上我有点喜欢
最后一磅
好吧所以不要让我做任何事
我会
后悔你要做什么胖男孩
呵呵
除了告诉你呃我想
你有这么多能量
很好，谢谢我的意思是特别
考虑到你
找到
工作有多困难
知道你知道我的意思是你不能告诉你的
父母你被解雇了，因为他们会
失望
嗯哼，而且这并不是说你有
男朋友的肩膀可以哭泣
好吧，不，但我的意思是，如果是我，我
想我很难得到
在
起床，我尽力保持
积极，所以
你想出去跑步
好吧，因为你知道你不需要
如果你愿意的话就必须这么做
小睡一下吧
在这里
好吧，一会儿
[音乐]
[掌声]
好吧嘿，理查德在哪里
在我们
偷了他的午餐钱并给了他一个婚礼后，你抛弃了他了吗
你怎么了，他
停车在车里，你们玩得开心吗
你的男朋友真的很酷，是的，他
让我们开他的捷豹欢乐 12 个街区
我15
哇，他一定最喜欢你
哦，那他做的那件事呢
，当他给带我们去
座位的人小费时，你甚至连钱都没有看到
，就像这样嘿钱德勒，谢谢
带我们到座位
不客气，嘿乔伊，谢谢
停车，没有
问题嘿chanler，我想他们明白了
好吧，那个人
嘿嘿，你好起来了，我要
以
的方式保留这个，他保存我的美元嘿，你没有
微波炉对你做了，因为它是
母乳，你不应该
这样做，呃，我想我知道如何吃
母乳
好吧，你刚刚
做了什么，我舔了我的手臂，那是母乳
牛奶哦，宝贝，那是
从
人挤出的果汁，有什么大不了的，不
不，你刚刚
做了什么好吗，人们可以停止喝
母乳
牛奶吗？如果你假装那是牛奶，你甚至不会尝到它的味道，甚至
...
即使卡罗尔的乳房上有一张
失踪孩子的照片
[音乐]
在
嘿我们做得怎么样哦我尝了本的牛奶
罗斯吓坏了我没有吓坏
为什么你吓坏了，因为它是乳房
牛奶太恶心了我的母乳太恶心了
恶心这应该是
有趣不不卡罗尔什么都没有错了
我只是不认为母乳
牛奶适合成年人，当然
包装确实对成年人有吸引力
罗斯，你太傻了我已经尝试过
这没什么大不了的，来吧，尝尝
吧，那就是
不，它是天然的，味道不错
是的，味道有点甜，有点像
呃就像哈密瓜汁
正是你尝过的
你尝过它
嗯嗯哦你尝过
它你可以一直说出来，但它不会
不再是真的
给我
瓶子给我毛巾
[音乐]
[笑声]
我的
听着
呃我不知道我会看到什么
你又好了我猜呃今晚
在咖啡馆对吧是啊好吧呃
保重是啊
[音乐]
[音乐]
你知道你应该出去和
与三维
人不在里面
外面好坏
你们太可悲了哦哦Z
乔她是我们中的一员
现在嗨你们嘿
嘿现在我们只想顺便过来呃
说晚安好
晚上看看他们甚至不会转头
他们的头好吧你们把
从我的衬衫上脱下来
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不，她在撒谎，她在哪里
她哦嘿，我有一个问题
她哦钱德勒放松，钱德勒应该在
这里哦哦哦，那是她的，因为生活
就是这样
善良的钱德勒，你不能再盯着
门，它就像一个被监视的锅，你
知道，如果你一直守着看着它然后
门是我永远不会
沸腾我想你要做的是尝试
而不是
哦天啊
上帝
哦
我的
上帝
哦我的上帝
你好嘿嘿听着，我很抱歉我
今天没去那里哦
没关系你呃你有
的事情是的好吧我听说这个地方看起来
很棒哦忘了它我正在举行
舞会公寓怎么样哦嘿
太棒了，我的意思是这是一个普通的
空间
节庆哦，太好了，是的，我只是你知道
想打电话说
嘿，好吧
然后是烤箱
定时器，对了我的朋友，是时候
B
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看你能相信吗？得了
斯蒂芬妮皮肤癌，我仍然不敢
相信他们将她提升为
中尉，你只是这么说，因为
你爱着亚斯梅恩，流血很好
怎么会有人不爱
亚斯布尔
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乐嘿嘿，他们
跑步看到这个是
的
节目的辉煌，我说总是让他们
一直运行
运行运行运行是意味着运行
就像嘿
朋友艾迪你还在这儿做什么
呃只是一些
水果和蔬菜的基本脱水，男人活着这
东西
太棒了艾迪不是你
忘记了任何事情哦，是的
看我有一条新金鱼，它比上一条活泼很多
是的，也许
因为最后一条是佩普做的
农场看起来埃迪没有什么东西
否则你应该做对
现在很好，除非它与
让我的男人脱水有关因为
现在我脱水了
疯狂看起来你必须帮我这里
我以为我们达成了一项协议，我想在
时间我让你知道那
是你最后一个室友的
肾脏那是一个
西红柿这个肯定会出现在
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重点词汇
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secret /ˈsiːkrɪt/ B1 |
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whip /wɪp/ B1 |
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useless /ˈjuːsləs/ B1 |
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totally /ˈtoʊtəli/ A2 |
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nubbin /ˈnʌbɪn/ B2 |
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naked /ˈneɪkɪd/ A2 |
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panties /ˈpæntiːz/ A2 |
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flossing /ˈflɑːsɪŋ/ B1 |
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underwear /ˈʌndərwer/ A2 |
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heat /hiːt/ A2 |
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seat /siːt/ A1 |
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choice /tʃɔɪs/ B1 |
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outside /ˌaʊtˈsaɪd/ A1 |
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aerobics /eəˈroʊbɪks/ B1 |
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poster /ˈpoʊstər/ A2 |
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comfort /ˈkʌmfərt/ B1 |
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evil /ˈiːvəl/ B1 |
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重点语法结构
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you are dead meat I didn't know it was a big secret oh it's not big not at all
➔ 缩写形式 (didn't, it's, not at all)
➔ 缩写形式如“didn't”（did not）、“it's”（it is）、“not at all”用于非正式的对话语气。
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you know kind on the same lines as say oh I don't know having a third nipple
➔ 词组动词 (on the same lines as)
➔ 词组动词“on the same lines as”意为类似于或可比的。
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what do you think a nubbin was I don't know you see something you hear a word
➔ 尾随问句 (I don't know, you see)
➔ 尾随问句如“I don't know”和“you see”被添加到陈述中，以寻求确认或同意。
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Joey Chandler what are you still doing here I thought you guys took off
➔ 直接称呼 (Joey Chandler)
➔ 直接称呼用于在句子中直接叫出某人的名字，如“Joey Chandler”。
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whoa someone's flossing Joey some people don't like that
➔ 现在进行时 (someone's flossing)
➔ 现在进行时用于描述正在发生的动作，如“someone's flossing”。
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I'm thinking when she sees you tomorrow she's probably going to realize
➔ 用'be going to'表示的将来时 (she's probably going to realize)
➔ 用'be going to'表示的将来时用于表达基于当前证据的预测，如“she's probably going to realize”。
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hey you guys you will never guess who's coming coming to New York
➔ 双重强调 (who's coming coming)
➔ 双重强调用于强调一个点，如重复“coming”以产生戏剧效果。
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you're wearing panties no I'm not letting you or anybody else see ever
➔ 否定祈使句 (not letting you see)
➔ 否定祈使句用于表达强烈的禁止，如“not letting you see”。
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