everybody sh uh Central Perk is proud to
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present the music of Miss Phoebe
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bouet thanks hi um I want to start with
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a song that's about that moment when you
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suddenly realize what life is really all
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go okay thank you very much New York
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City has no power and the milk is
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getting sour but to me it is not scary
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cuz I stay away from
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dairy you know what I just
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realized Joker is poker with a
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coincidence hey that's that's Joe in
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c my tin foil hat no cuz you need that
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no it's okay thanks please let me do
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something okay all right I'll tell you
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what you buy me a soda and then we're
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change thanks Lizzy sure you don't want
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a pretzel no I'm fine thanks see you
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thumb I know I know I opened it up and
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there it was just floating in there like
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hitchhiker well maybe it's a contest you
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know like collect all five we end up
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with these jerks we're good people I
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don't know we're like some kind of
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magnets I know I am that's why I can't
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watch there's more beer
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right oh you know my friend Abby who
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head she says that if you want to break
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the bad boyfriend cycle you can do like
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ritual fees this woman is voluntarily
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yeah so we can do it tomorrow night you
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guys it's Valentine's Day it's perfect
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okay well what kind of ritual okay we
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can um we can burn the stuff they gave
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or or or We Can chant and dance around
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naked you know with
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sticks burning is good burning is good
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yeah I just St a burd okay so now we
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need um Sage branches and the
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wine all I had is is oregano and a fresa
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okay all right now we need the seen of a
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man okay phibes you know what if we had
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that we wouldn't be doing the ritual in
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place can we just start throwing things
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in um yeah okay oh okay
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um okay Barry's letters
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Adam Ritter's boxer
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shorts and I have the receipt for my
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nulu here a picture of Scotty Jared
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naked is wearing a sweater no e
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e okay and here we have the last of
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Paulo's graa wait Rachel isn't that
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there piece of silk boxer shorts some
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cards looks like a half charred picture
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of wow that guy's hairer than the
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chief you know it's a really funny story
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how this happened it's all right it's
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all right you don't have to explain this
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isn't the first boyfriend bonfire that
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we've seen get out of control
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if you're our third call tonight really
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oh sure Valentine's our busiest night of
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year but we get off around midnight why
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don't we pick you up then okay
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great so um will you bring the
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truck I'll even let you ring the
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later see you oh my God
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see there you go the cleansing Works
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you're right you're a nice guy oh they
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guy you guys tell them you were married
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no way you're kidding my girlfriend
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doesn't know I'm not going to tell them
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Chandler's coming and he says he has
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like this incredible news so when he
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gets here let's all act like you know
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hey hey okay never mind but it was going
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good what's going on
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all right what' you do with
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them you're awake look at you how do how
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do you feel uh a little woozy but
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basically okay gosh you look good I feel
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good who are you sorry I'm Phoebe bufet
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I'm Monica Geller I've been taken care
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of you well we both have so the edge of
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sketch is from you guys well actually
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it's just from me yeah I got you the
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foot massager you know who shaved you
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that was me I read to you I sang
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ha well thanks oh my pleasure you're
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welcome so I guess I'll see you
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it see you around well what do you want
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me to say well I don't know maybe um
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that was nice admit something to
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all right I'll call you I don't think
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typical you know we give and we give and
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we give and then you just get nothing
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back and then one day it's just you know
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you wake up and see
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phoei you know what we thought you were
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different but I guess it was just the
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coma oh God you should have seen him
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read him and wait and then he
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did well now how come you guys have
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never played poker with us yeah what is
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that like some kind of guy thing like
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some kind of sexist guy thing like it's
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poker so only guys can play no women are
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welcome to play oh okay so then what is
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it some kind of you know like like some
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kind of you know like all what is it
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there just don't happen to be any women
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in our game yeah we just don't happen to
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know any women that know how to play
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poker oh pleas that is such a lame
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excuse I mean it's it's a typical guy
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response excuse me do any of you know
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huh wow it's huge so much bigger than
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cubicle oh this is a
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window yes indeedy with a beautiful view
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of oh look that guy's
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peeing okay that's enough for the view
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all right check this out look at this
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okay sit down here sit okay okay this is
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great Helen could you come in here for a
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thank you Helen that'll be
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all last time I do that I
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promise I need some
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stupid Oh I think about the other day
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with you guys you know and I was all oh
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P he's so great he makes me feel
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God I'm so embarrassed I'm so
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embarrassed I'm the one he hit on baby
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IED him on you if I had never met him
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this would have never happened to you
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I'm so sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry oh wait
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oh what are we sorry about I don't know
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right he's the pig such a pig oh God
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he's such a pig he he's like a big
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disgusting pig pig man yes good okay
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P oh but it was my pig man
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because he's gorgeous and he's
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charming and when he looks at okay okay
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God should I not have told you no no
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trust me it's it's it's my much better
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know I just liked it better before it
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better hi guys hey b hey hey oh oh how'
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It Go um not so good he walked me to the
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subway and said we should do this
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again what you said we should do it
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again that's good right uh no Loosely
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translated we should do this again means
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you will never see me
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naked since when since always it's like
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dating language you know like it's not
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you means it is you or you're such a
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nice guy means I'm going to be dating
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leather wearing alcoholics and
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complaining about them to
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you or or you know um I think we should
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see other people means I already am hey
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fees guess who we saw today oh oh fun
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okay um Liam n no Marley safer no the
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woman who cuts my hair okay look this
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could be a really long game your sister
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Ursula oh really yeah yeah she works
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over at that place uh riffs yeah I know
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oh you do because she said you guys
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haven't talked in like years mhm
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fat not from where I was
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standing where were you
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standing um phebs so you you guys just
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don't get along it's mostly just dumb
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sister stuff you know I mean like
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everyone always thought of her as the
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pretty one you know
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and oh oh she was the first one to start
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walking even though I did it later that
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day I'm so sorry you guys I didn't mean
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to bring you down no you were
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right I don't have a
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plan pizza guy thank
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God pH what do you have a plan I don't
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PL hey hey how was the first day oh
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excellent everyone was so so nice see it
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pays to know the man who wears my
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no I didn't tell anybody that I knew you
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why not well because you
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know they don't like
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you what I thought you'd knew that
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nuh-uh who doesn't like me
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everyone except for um no
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everyone what are you talking about
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don't feel bad bad you know they used to
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like you a lot but then you got promoted
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and you know now you're all like Mr Boss
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Man you know Mr Bing Mr Bing boss man
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Bing I can't believe it yeah yeah they
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me you know like um okay um could that
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report be any later
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I don't sound like that oh oh yeah you
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do the hills are alive with the
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music looks like she didn't leave in
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such a hurry after all oh I think this
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is the episode of Three's Company where
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there's some kind of
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misunderstanding then I've already seen
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one are you through with that
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yeah sorry the swallowing slowed me
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down whose little ball of paper is this
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oh that would be mine see uh I wrote a
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note to myself and then I realized I
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didn't need the note so I balded it up
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and now I wish I was
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dead she already fluff that pillow
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Monica you know you already fuff but
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fine look I'm sorry guys I just don't
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want to give them any more ammunition
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than they already have yes and we all
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know how cruel a parent can be about the
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flatness of a child's pillow
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um Monica um you're scaring
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me I mean you're like you're like all
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chaotic and twirly you know and not not
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way Ben you ready yeah all right give me
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your foot okay on three Ben one two
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three come on man okay that's it okay
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see well Susan I see to be a dark
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vent wait yes it is in fact a dark
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vent phes it's open it's
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open wait you forgot your legs
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