– 英语/中文 双语歌词

歌词与翻译

[中文]

听着，呃，你想去喝一杯或者

做点什么，是的

如果哦，出了什么问题，我刚刚想起我

必须做点什么

嗯，离开哦，等等等等，等等

[笑声]

[掌声]

我正在纽约大学医学院

学校帮忙，进行一些呃研究，什么样的

...

研究呃，你知道

科学

科学是的，我想我听说过

这是一种生育能力

研究

乔伊请告诉我你只是捐献

你的时间

好吧，来吧你们，这并不是什么

真的有什么大不了的我的意思是我只是每隔一天去

那里做我的

对

项目的贡献嘿嘿，但是在两周

周结束时，我得到了

700 美元，哇哦，你会赚到

钱交出

fif

高兴不，我只是想我会扔掉

这个我不是数学高手，但我确实

相信有三个女孩和三个

这里的大家

嗯，我不想亲吻任何人

今晚我不能亲吻任何人，所以我

亲吻每个人不不不，你不能亲吻

罗斯是你的兄弟哦，是的完美

完美，所以现在每个人都会亲吻

但我好吧，有人吻我

有人吻我，现在是午夜有人

吻我有人吻我，现在是午夜

这是一场

[音乐]

什么都没有，什么都没有，只是你的大衣

听起来非常像布伦特穆斯伯格

看看巨人队

牛仔，你正在看一场足球比赛

在葬礼上，不，这是赛前比赛，我

要在

接待处观看，你是可怕的

可怕的

伙计你怎么了

哦你应该在那里

所以我可以看到你的

东西对不起我的东西在那里

和

我嘿乔伊发生了什么事清除

轨道以进行诱杀报复快车

下一站瑞秋

格林乔伊到底是什么你在做

很抱歉错了

胸部乔伊

peponi 哦，我的经纪人还是太民族化了

认为我应该有一个更

中性的名字 Joey

[笑声]

瑞士加上你知道我认为

应该是 Joe 你知道 Joey 让我

听起来我知道这么大，我是

不是 Joe Joe Joe Stalin

Stalin Stalin 我知道这个名字吗

听起来很熟悉吧不和

铃乔

我敲响

斯大林你知道那很漂亮

很好你可能想尝试

[掌声]

约瑟夫·约瑟夫·斯大林

我想你会记得哦

是的再见小鸟主演的约瑟夫

斯大林约瑟夫·斯大林是

...

的提琴手[音乐]

屋顶，你知道已经有一个约瑟夫了

[笑声]

斯大林，你在

开玩笑，显然他是这个俄罗斯

独裁者，他屠杀了所有这些

你认为你会认识的人

你知道你会认为我会

有孩子，你会没事的

相信

我呃

[鼓掌]

呃我就在

街上撒尿嘿嘿

嘿这来自对健康的呼声

部门你穿

化妆吗我今天就是

正式的乔伊·特里亚尼演员/模特谢谢

你太有趣了因为我在想

你看起来更像乔伊·特里亚尼 (Joey triani) 男/女

你在做什么模特哦，你知道

城市免费诊所的海报

哦，哇，所以你将成为

那些健康健康的人之一，你

知道哮喘病的家伙真的

可爱，你知道你要去哪一个

不，但我听说石灰病是开放的，所以

你

知道祝你好运，伙计，我希望你能明白

谢谢你是对的，他们怎么能

对我们做这样的事，是

感恩节好吧，我告诉你如何

如果我在我家做饭，我会

像妈妈一样做

你会用

...

块做土豆泥吗，你知道它们实际上不

我将致力于

乔伊，你要回家了，是的

我猜钱德勒你还在

抵制所有的朝圣者

假期，是的，

他们中的每一个，B 你都会和你的

奶奶在一起，是的，还有她的男朋友，但是

我们在

12 月庆祝感恩节，因为他是

农历 BR，他又要这么做了

马塞尔停止在陆地站驼峰

现在驼峰马塞尔回来吧

这里马塞尔不不不不在我的房间我会

去找他罗斯你必须做点什么

关于驼峰它是什么它只是一个

阶段井这就是我们所说的

乔伊所以它进展如何你太棒了

知道你总是怎么想你在床上很棒

，事实上你甚至会问

这个问题，这表明你对我知之甚少

我很好，就像昨晚我

无法做通常让

我很棒的事情，所以我不得不做所有其他

的事情，而我得到的回应天啊天啊

就像一个收报机磁带

游行是的，我知道，因为它发生在我的房间

离游行

路线非常非常近，太棒了，不仅仅是

她的哈，对我来说也是如此，就像

突然我失明了，但我所有其他

的感觉都增强了，你知道这就像

我能够在另一个

级别上欣赏它，我不知道你还有另一个

级别哦

我的

天啊，嘿，这是布里斯

[音乐]

好吧，我要挣脱了，我要去

出窗外，不不不，不要拜托

看我一直在等待

带着线路出去，冷静冷静

冷静冷静，你给我安排了一个

女人，我在过去的5年里甩了两次

个月

嘿，你能别再大喊大叫吗，你让

我紧张

[笑声]

当我紧张时我就不能去

对不起，对不起，你是对的

来吧，来吧

...

嘿

你在这儿做什么，我一直在

尝试打电话

你听着哦，不不不，别说

听着，我知道听着，我说过

听着，对不起，我不明白

发生了什么事，你

在

桥下所说的一切又怎样了，是的

嗯，你知道你应该忘记

我在桥下说的话，我

那晚说疯了，

喝醉了，你不喝酒，是的，我

不喝酒，但我喝醉了在

你地球上，但是好吧，是的，所以它不会

起作用，为什么会这样，因为我是

朋友，如果是的话，你能停止

菲比的

和

她出去玩吗不不我我不能那样做，嗯然后

是的，因为菲比

哦所以你知道要么是她要么是

我然后呃那么我

对不起你

知道你会真的

很难克服我知道

我不知道这是否只是因为我们

分手了还是什么，但你从来没有

看起来如此

真的很漂亮

[音乐]

小偷

是的，你选一个就在这里选一个如何

关于那个庭院的

家具，人们会进来

进来想想呃，我在外面

又

关于

鸟呢，我不认识鸟只是不说

你好，坐在这里吃

你挑一个好吧

关于瓢虫哦，所以忘了

鸟吧但是大红色昆虫建议

精美的钻石很好，你想要得到

鸟，得到鸟，而不是这样，我

不会基普会像鸟一样

嗨，这个家伙说你好，我想杀了

我自己，看起来你感觉很痛苦

现在你很生气，你受伤了

我可以告诉你答案是什么，脱衣

关节来吧你单身，有一些

荷尔蒙，看看，但我不想

单身，好吧，我只是我只是想

再次结婚

呃你知道什么

忘记我让我们呃让我们给你

另一个

再让我明白为什么

不是男孩有人会得到一个大

水果篮

明天哦，我要告诉你乔伊，你

一点也不像我想象的那样

你的意思是

我不知道，我想我只是把你

列为那些

总是我我我的人之一，但是

你是一个

给予者你就像是最慷慨的人

我见过我的意思是你实际上是一个

[音乐]

女人嘿

你在做什么只是为了

舒服

穿着内衣睡不好你

要去

我一直在想你知道如何

我总是看到女孩在

女孩身上 女孩是头尾还是高大

就像

煎饼你知道我的意思关于

我总是和所有这些

女人出去，因为我总是想，当

合适的人出现时，我就能

成为一个单口相声的人，并走得更远，你

知道我看着我爸爸，心想，嘿

你不是他，你是

你，当他们都在你身边

进入你父亲的管道配件业务时

你是否屈服了，不，你决定

进入失业演员

行业，这并不容易，但你

做到了

，我愿意相信，当

合适的女人出现时，你会有

勇气和胆量说不

谢谢我结婚了

[鼓掌]

你真的这么认为是的，我真的

谢谢C得到

，这太不公平了哦，为什么这样我

有一个大问题，像乔伊的

不断的指关节破裂并不烦人

罗斯的每一个

单个词的发音都过分，莫妮卡用鼻息

当她笑时我的意思是到底是什么

那

我接受所有的事情那些FL为什么不能

你接受我

这会导致指关节断裂困扰

每个人

好吧，我可以没有

它有点烦人或者是

就像菲比咀嚼她的

头哦现在别听他的费用

对吧我认为这很可爱哦你做的

...

你嗨桑迪桑迪嗨来吧

你带了你的孩子是的

好吧

你知道当我上周在商店看到你时

这可能是第一次

我曾经在精神上脱过衣服

阿尔哇那是呃

肮脏

是的​​嘿孩子们

[音乐]

[英语]

listen uh you want to go get a drink or

something yeah

if oh what's wrong I just remembered I

have to do something oh what

um leave oh wait wait wait wait

[Laughter]

[Applause]

I'm helping out down at the NYU med

school with some uh research what kind

of

research uh just you know

science

science yeah I think I've heard of

that it's a fertility

study

Joey please tell me you're only donating

your time

all right come on you guys it's not that

big a deal really I mean I just go down

there every other day and make my

contribution to the

project hey hey but at the end of two

weeks I get

$700 wow oh you're going to be making

money hand over

fif

happy no I uh just thought I'd throw

this out here I'm no math whz but I do

believe there are three girls and three

guys right here

mhm I don't feel like kissing anyone

tonight I can't kiss anyone so I'm

kissing everyone no no no you can't kiss

Ross that's your brother oh yeah perfect

perfect so now everybody's going to kiss

but me all right somebody kiss me

somebody kiss me it's midnight somebody

kiss me somebody kiss me it's midnight

it's one

[Music]

what nothing nothing just Your Overcoat

sounds remarkably like Brent musberger

check it out Giants

Cowboys you're watching a football game

at a funeral no it's the pregame I'm

going to watch it at the

reception you are a frightening

frightening

man what the matter with you

oh what you were supposed to be in there

so I could see your

thing sorry my my thing was in there

with

me hey Joey what's going on clear the

tracks for the booby payback Express

next stop Rachel

Green Joey what the hell are you doing

so sorry wrong

boobies Joey

peponi oh still too ethnic my agent

thinks I should have a name that's more

neutral Joey

[Laughter]

Switzerland plus you know I think it

should be Joe you know Joey makes me

sound like I'm know this big which I'm

not Joe Joe Joe Stalin

Stalin Stalin do I know that name that

sounds familiar well it does not ring a

bell with

me Joe

Stalin you know that's pretty

good you might want to try

[Applause]

Joseph Joseph Stalin

I think you'd remember that oh

yes bye-bye birdie starring Joseph

Stalin Joseph Stalin is the Fiddler on

the

[Music]

Roof you know there already is a Joseph

[Laughter]

Stalin you're

kidding apparently he was this Russian

dictator who slaughtered all these

people you'd think you would have known

that you know you'd think I would

have kiddo you're going to be fine

believe

me uhoh

[Applause]

uh I'll just pee in the

street hey hey

hey and this from the cry for Health

Department are you wearing

makeup this I am as of today I am

officially Joey triani actor/model thank

you that's so funny cuz I was thinking

you look more like Joey triani man/woman

what were you modeling for oh you know

those posters for the city free clinic

oh wow so you're going to be one of

those healthy healthy healthy guys you

know the asthma guy is really

cute you know which one you're going to

be no but I hear lime disease is open so

you

know good luck man I hope you get it

thanks well you were right how can they

do this to us huh it's

Thanksgiving okay I tell you what how

about if I cook dinner at my place I'll

make it just like Mom

will you make the mashed potatoes with

the

lumps you know they're not actually

supposed to I'll work on the

lumps Joey you're going home right yeah

and I assume Chandler you're still

boycotting all the pilgrim

holidays yes every single one of

them and B you're going to be with your

grandma Yeah and and her boyfriend but

we're celebrating Thanksgiving in

December cuz he's

lunar BR he's doing it again

Marcel stop humping the land stop

humping now Marcel come come back come

here Marcel no no no not in my room I'll

get him Ross you've got to do something

about the humping what it's it's just a

phase well that's what we said about

Joey so how'd it go it was amazing you

know how you always think you're great

in bed the fact that you'd even ask that

question shows how little you know

me well it's like last night I I

couldn't do the thing that usually makes

me great so I had to do all this other

stuff and the response I got man oh man

was like a ticker tape

parade yes I know as it happens my room

is very very close to the parade

route it was amazing and not just for

her huh for me too it's like all of a

sudden I'm blind but all all my other

senses are heightened you know it's like

I was able to appreciate it on another

level I didn't know you had another

level oh

my

God hey it's bris

[Music]

okay I'm making a break for it I'm going

out the window no no no don't please

look I've been waiting for like forever

to go out with line just calm down calm

down calm down you set me up with a

woman I've dumped twice in the last 5

months

hey can you stop yelling you're making

me nervous

[Laughter]

and I can't go when I'm

nervous I'm sorry I'm sorry you're right

come on do it do it come

on

hey

Ur what are you doing here I've been

trying to call

you listen um oh no no no don't say

listen I know that listen I've said that

listen I'm sorry I don't get it what

happened what what about everything you

said under the

bridge yeah

um you know you should just forget about

what I said under the bridge I was

talking crazy that night I was so

drunk you don't drink that's right I

don't but I was I was drunk on

you Earth but okay yeah so it's not

going to work why is it because I'm

friends with

Phoebe if it was would you stop hanging

out with

her no no I I couldn't do that um then

yeah it's cuz of Phoebe

oh so you know it's either her or

me then uh then I'm

sorry you

know you're going to be really really

hard to get over I know

I don't know whether it's just cuz we're

breaking up or what but you have never

looked so

beautiful really

[Music]

thieves

yeah you pick one just pick one here how

about that one that's patio

furniture for what like people are going

to come in and think uhoh I'm outside

again

on what about the

birds I don't know Birds just don't say

hello sit here eat

something you pick one all right how

about the ladybugs oh so forget about

the birds but big red insects suggest

fine diamonds fine you want to get the

birds get the birds not like that I

won't Kip would have lik the birds

hi this guy says hello I want to kill

myself look you're feeling a lot of pain

right now you're angry you're hurting

can I tell you what the answer is strip

joints come on you're single have some

hormones see but I don't want to be

single okay I just I just I just want to

be married

again uh you know what

forget about me let's uh let's give you

another

turn me again sure why

not boy somebody's going to get a big

fruit basket

tomorrow oh I got to tell you Joey you

are nothing like I thought you would

be how do you mean

I don't know I I guess I just had you

pegged as one of those guys who are

always me me me but

you you're a

giver you're like the most generous man

I ever met I mean you're practically a

[Music]

woman hey

kicky what are you doing just trying to

get comfortable

can't sleep in my underwear well you're

going

to I've been thinking you know about how

I'm always seeing girls on top of

girls are they end to endend or tall

like

pancakes you know what I mean about how

I'm always going out with all these

women cuz I always figured when the

right one comes along I'll be able to be

a standup guy and Go the Distance you

know I'm looking at my dad thinking hey

you're not him you're

you when they were all over you to go

into your father's pipe fitting business

did you cave no no you decided to go

into the outof work actor

business and that wasn't easy but you

did

it and I'd like to believe that when the

right woman comes along you will have

the courage and the guts to say no

thanks I'm married

[Applause]

you really think so yeah I really do

thanks C get

off this is so unfair oh why is it so I

have a flaw big deal like Joey's

constant knuckle cracking isn't annoying

and Ross with his over pronouncing every

single word and Monica with that snort

when she laughs I mean what the hell is

that

thing I accept all those FL why can't

you accept me for

this does the knuckle cracking bother

everybody

well I I could live without

it was it like a little Annoying or is

it like when Phoebe chews her

head oh now don't listen to him fees all

right I think it's endearing oh you do

do

you hi Sandy Sandy hi come on

in you brought your kids yeah that's

okay right

you know when I saw you at the store

last week it was probably the first time

I ever mentally undressed an

Al wow that's uh

dirty

yeah hey kids

[Music]

重点词汇

词汇	含义
fertility /fərˈtɪlɪti/ B1	noun - 生育能力 (shēngyù nénglì)
contribution /kənˈtrɪbjuːʃən/ A2	noun - 贡献 (gòngxiàn)
frightening /ˈfraɪtənɪŋ/ A2	adjective - 可怕的 (kěpà de)
research /rɪˈsɜːrtʃ/ A2	noun - 研究 (yánjiū) verb - 研究 (yánjiū)
donating /ˈdoʊneɪtɪŋ/ A2	verb - 捐赠 (jùzèng)
kissing /ˈkɪsɪŋ/ A1	verb - 亲吻 (qīnwěn)
midnight /ˈmɪdˌnaɪt/ A1	noun - 午夜 (wǔyè)
parade /pəˈreɪd/ A2	noun - 游行 (yóuxíng)
appreciate /əˈpriːʃieɪt/ A2	verb - 欣赏 (xīnshǎng)
lunar /ˈluːnər/ B1	adjective - 月球的 (yuèqiú de)
humping /ˈhʌmpɪŋ/ B2	verb - 性交 (xìngjiāo)
generous /ˈdʒɛnərəs/ A2	adjective - 慷慨的 (kāngkǎi de)
endearing /ɛnˈdɪərɪŋ/ B1	adjective - 令人喜爱的 (rìng rén xǐ'ài de)
annoying /əˈnɔɪɪŋ/ A2	adjective - 令人讨厌的 (rìng rén tǎoyàn de)
flaw /flɔː/ A2	noun - 缺陷 (quēxiàn)