what are you guys doing try it I can't
00:04
kidding this is packing we're taking a
00:18
break from jumping on the
00:21
bed all right Rachel's party is in a
00:25
couple of hours and there's a lot to do
00:28
now Ross you've got Geller blood you're
00:30
in charge of these yahoos you got it all
00:31
right all right she's right we got to
00:34
get serious let's put style peanuts down
00:36
him hi Rachel here's your sister Amy she
00:40
thinks I need pecking
00:43
hi wow you remember Joey yeah hey sure
00:48
the Days of Our Lives guy that's right
00:52
good always nice to meet a
00:58
fan so now what are you doing here well
01:01
I have huge news oh sorry hold on let me
01:04
just check on the baby wait this is
01:07
important can't Ella wait uh her name is
01:08
Emma why did you change it Ella was so
01:13
prettier what do I know I just sell
01:18
Middle Eastern food from a
01:20
cart hey your English is getting better
01:22
oh my God I know she may be the hottest
01:30
hated slept out here well Amy kept
01:36
kicking me in her sleep yelling myON get
01:40
off but uh we're getting rid of her
01:43
right ra please tell me we're getting
01:46
rid of her Joey I can't do that oh come
01:47
on last night I was finishing off a
01:50
pizza and she said a moment on the lips
01:52
hips I don't need that kind of talk in
01:57
well Joey look I know that she's
02:01
difficult but I think it's really good
02:03
here cuz we'll appreciate it more when
02:06
gone no it's just look you know when I
02:11
first moved to this city I was a lot
02:13
like her I was spoiled self-centered and
02:15
you guys really took care of me yeah
02:18
us well whatever I really appreciate it
02:23
cuz I don't think I would be the person
02:26
that I am today if it wasn't for you
02:28
guys so you know I want to help Amy well
02:30
you guys helped me and I know it's going
02:33
to take patience but that's
02:35
yeah Amy that's what I was supposed to
02:41
wear today that's why I hung it on the
02:44
door oh sweetie you can't pull this
02:45
off am you know what I was thinking that
02:52
um maybe now would be a good time for us
02:55
to sit down and uh you know talk about
02:57
your future oh I can't honey I'm going
03:00
to go get my eyebrows shaped I am not
03:02
happy uh sure you want to eat
03:07
that I'm curvy and I like it it's a uh
03:12
it's a welcome home sign for the baby
03:17
how sweet oh is that the baby no I sat
03:19
paint hey so did you talk to Rachel no
03:25
and uh I'm not going to what why not
03:30
because she's just going to shoot me
03:33
down you guys saw what happened with
03:34
Gunther that did not look like fun how
03:36
can you compare yourself to Gunther I
03:38
mean sure he's sexy in a more obvious
03:41
but you have a relationship with her you
03:45
slept together last night yeah and she
03:48
still wants to go it's pretty clear
03:49
where she is yeah I know what you mean I
03:52
mean sometimes um Joe damn it
03:55
hey hey check out the flyers for the
04:07
band I made them on a Macintosh in the
04:09
computer room awesome the name really
04:11
stands out thanks to a little something
04:14
called helvetica bold 24
04:16
Point man we going to rock that Asian
04:19
Union hey guys hey Missy hey Missy you
04:25
know our band is playing on Friday yeah
04:29
yeah you should come check us out we're
04:31
way great I'll be there fresh boss me
04:38
it you know I'm totally going to ask her
04:46
out dude I was going to ask her out I
04:49
said at first bro well I thought it
04:51
holes look if you think wait wait what
04:55
what we have is too important to mess it
05:01
up over some girl I mean we can get laid
05:03
totally I had sex in high school me too
05:08
it all right I say we make a pack
05:14
neither of us will go out with Missy
05:17
it all right so that's Missy goldbert VB
05:23
Kates and Molly ringwalt who neither of
05:25
us can go out with those are the packs
05:27
oh and Shea East but we probably
05:29
anyway maybe not you Joey what are you
05:32
going to do for us uh I will be doing a
05:35
dramatic reading of one of Emma's books
05:38
oh okay which one uh what it's uh one of
05:42
favorites Riding the Storm Out coping
05:48
with postpartum depression
05:51
ye love you forever
05:56
Love You Forever by Robert Munch
06:02
published by Firefly books printed in
06:05
Mexico a mother held her new baby and
06:14
very slowly rocked him back and forth
06:17
back and forth back and forth and while
06:20
she held him she sang I'll love you
06:24
I'll like you for always as long as I'm
06:30
living my baby you'll
06:33
be and while he rocked her he sang I'll
06:36
love you forever I'll like you for
06:40
always as long as I'm living my baby
06:44
wow that was amazing thank you so much
06:54
I was not ready for this
07:00
today oh look at her so
07:09
happy if only there were a smaller one
07:16
one hey is uh is is Chandler here no
07:22
he's picking up dinner why what's
07:25
look whatever happens we're here for you
07:31
you all right we think Chandler might be
07:36
having an affair what Phoebe and I saw
07:39
Chandler with a blonde woman today
07:43
outside on the street and then we
07:45
followed them to a house in Westchester
07:47
they went in together so
07:50
sorry oh my God oh my God God that's
07:56
awful what did you think of the
08:01
house what Monica you understand what
08:07
we're saying right yeah sure and I'm
08:11
obviously did you think the neighborhood
08:17
homey hey you son of a
08:21
is it me or have the greetings
08:26
gone downhill around
08:28
here bie and Rachel saw you with Nancy
08:30
today and um they think you're having an
08:33
affair who's Nancy what's going
08:36
okay all right guys you better sit down
08:41
this is this is pretty big
08:44
yeah I'm not having an affair
08:49
realtor I knew he couldn't be with a
08:55
woman for 45 minutes
08:58
hey how'd the interview go it's not good
09:02
you know I always feel that way after an
09:05
interview I'll bet it went better than
09:07
you think well I didn't get the job at
09:08
Gucci and I got fired from Ralph Lauren
09:11
interview what are you what are you
09:17
talking about how'd this happen well my
09:18
boss was at the same restaurant where I
09:20
was having my interview and he heard
09:23
everything so later he calls me to his
09:25
office and he tells me that he's going
09:27
to have to let me go oh because I'm not
09:28
a team player and I say wait a minute no
09:30
yes I am and then I had to sit there for
09:32
45 minutes while he proved that that in
09:35
sorry hey what what's
09:45
this it's it's a bottle of champagne why
09:49
is this here Ross I guess it's here
09:53
because I got tenure congratulations
09:56
this is the single greatest day of my
09:59
professional career Gunther six classes
10:02
six you want me to join Oh I thought
10:05
Joey was here five is
10:07
good I'm going to have a lugie in my
10:12
tomorrow ooh Israeli
10:16
vanilla I got tenure I didn't win the
10:22
lottery hey Rich so uh how did your
10:25
thing go oh it's good yeah but I'm not
10:28
going to hear about that for a couple of
10:30
days oh you know what you're going to
10:32
get it I I I I can feel it can
10:33
you everybody here's to Ross and and to
10:37
years of hard work finally paying off
10:41
and to knowing that your career doesn't
10:44
mean everything but also knowing it
10:47
lot but more importantly to full
10:52
well-rounded life that center around
10:55
you know what the best part about this
11:04
is I can never be fired God no seriously
11:06
I have job security for life you know I
11:09
mean I never have to worry oh oh look at
11:12
look how happy you are for
11:15
me no it's not that I got fired today
11:19
and I didn't get the other job
11:24
oh great I feel like an idiot no it's
11:32
okay you didn't know
11:35
oh little heads up would have been nice
11:37
you you've been quiet all morning is
11:40
mhm you sure you're all right
11:45
yep okay um well I'm going to go uh grab
11:48
is in the future when when a girl asks
11:57
for some ill-advised sympathy sex just
12:00
it wait wait you're uh you're mad at me
12:04
about last night I was just trying to do
12:08
the right thing really well it seems to
12:11
me if you had done the right thing I
12:13
would not have woken up today feeling
12:14
stupid and embarrassed I would have
12:16
woken up feeling comforted and
12:18
satisfied well oh stop
12:22
that I can't believe this what do you I
12:25
was just being a good guy I treated you
12:28
with with respect and understanding oh
12:30
hot hey I was looking out for you oh
12:34
really well Ross you know what I am a
12:37
big girl I don't need someone telling me
12:38
what is best for me I got to say I've
12:40
not had sex a lot of times before this
12:44
is the worst ever oh oh really really
12:46
well it wasn't very good for me either
12:49
oh okay you know hey hey you know what
12:51
you know what to avoid this little thing
12:53
in the future let's just say you and me
12:55
never having sex again what that's right
12:57
sex is off the table I am never having
13:00
again Dr Green are you feeling better
13:10
well glad say hello to your new
13:14
my wow oh she's so nice and big
13:22
oh Monica where are you going to display
13:29
proudly we haven't really settled on a
13:35
spot yet well hey how about right above
13:37
the TV that way it will be the first
13:40
thing that you see when you walk in the
13:42
door yeah yeah and you can get rid of
13:45
that French poster I like that poster
13:48
really doesn't have anything coming out
13:51
it or maybe there's some place for in
13:55
your bedroom no there's nothing above
13:57
your bed are you still here jel
13:59
no okay maybe if we just break it down
14:08
okay let's just let's try one syllable
14:11
at a time okay so repeat after
14:13
me pel pel great okay faster
14:18
okay it's too hard I can't teach you
14:30
what are you doing I I have to go before
14:32
I put your head through a wall no no
14:34
don't go I need you my addition is
14:36
tomorrow all right right let's play one
14:48
more time okay and remember if I win you
14:50
do not move to Paris okay can't believe
14:53
I'm risking this again but you're on all
14:56
right Jo you remember the rules heads I
14:58
win tails you lose just
15:00
it hey so we thought we'd throw your
15:07
little going away party around 7 oh that
15:10
sounds good hey ra you're leaving
15:12
tomorrow shouldn't you be packing it's
15:14
all done oh yeah right and after I took
15:17
a shower this morning I just threw my
15:20
floor oh God it hurts to even joke about
15:23
it I know honey seriously I did it all
15:25
the luggage that I'm taking is in the
15:29
bedroom this is Emma's Paris stuff these
15:30
are the boxes that I'm having shipped
15:33
and that's the sandwich that I made for
15:35
the plane okay so you've done some good
15:36
work what about your carry-ons oh well
15:39
everything that I need is in here and my
15:42
travel documents are on the counter
15:45
organized in the order that I will be
15:47
needing them oh my God I have nothing
15:49
you where's your passport it should be
15:55
right next to my PL take it well it's
15:58
not what well maybe I put it in here oh
16:01
oh it's not in there oh no I must have
16:05
packed in one of these boxes here let me
16:07
shoot oh I can't believe I did this at
16:11
what point did it stop being funny that
16:16
passport God this adoption stuff is so
16:19
overwhelming there's intercountry
16:22
adoption dependency adoption there so
16:25
many ways to go and this is it's like
16:27
the biggest decision of Our Lives
16:29
there's a hair in my
16:31
coffee hey guys hey hey have you seen
16:34
Frank junor cuz he's meeting me here
16:37
with the triplets you know it's funny
16:39
every time you say triplets I
16:40
immediately think of three hot blonde
16:42
19-year-olds that's sweet drink your
16:45
hair hey what's all this stuff oh the
16:49
brochures from different adoption
16:52
agencies oh babies oh this one is so
16:53
that's not really how it works oh how
17:00
does it work I don't
17:02
know well if you're having a hard time
17:05
you should talk to my friends Bill and
17:08
Colleen they adopted a kid I'm sure
17:09
they'd help you thanks that would be
17:11
great hey honey wouldn't that be
17:13
great miss green your father's doctor's
17:17
on the phone if you'd like to speak to
17:20
him oh great um are you going to be okay
17:21
he's unconscious I think we'll be just
17:23
um did did the TV wake you no when you
18:03
put your feet up on my bed you tugged on
18:07
ouchie what are you doing here Giller
18:17
well I came with Rachel who who should
18:20
second so what's new oh I had a little
18:23
right is is it painful what the heart
18:29
attack is sitting here talking to
18:31
you let's see if we can get that Rachel
18:34
back in here so what's new with you gu
18:37
huh knocked up any more of my daughters
18:40
lately nope just the one R this cake is
18:41
amazing my god get a
18:46
room I would get a room with this cake I
18:49
think I could show this cake a good
18:52
time if you had to what would you give
18:55
sex seriously answer
19:01
faster oh I'm sorry honey no when she
19:04
said sex I wasn't thinking about sex
19:07
you it's like a giant
19:11
hug Ross how about you which would you
19:15
give up sex or food food okay how about
19:17
dinosaurs oh my God it's like like
19:26
Choice oh God what about you Joe what
19:30
would you give up sex or food
19:33
uh I don't know it's too hard no you got
19:38
one uh food no sex food sex food SE I
19:43
don't know oh God I want both I want I
19:49
bread Emma your name poses a
19:56
dilemma there not much else r with Emma
20:00
maybe the actor Richard cran he played
20:03
the commanding officer in Rambo happy
20:05
it no of course not no I've also you
20:18
reading um sex and the single
20:24
mother finding your G-spot no no no no
20:30