I sincerely hope the rest of your party
00:01
is returning nah just me all
00:03
alone dinner for six for
00:11
one well you boys are about to see
00:14
something really special
00:17
how is everything sir excellent the
00:31
Shrew in particular was
00:33
Exquisite well I hope you've got some
00:37
room left happy birthday to you happy
00:38
birthday to you happy birthday dear Joey
00:43
Joey
00:48
joy happy birthday to you it's the best
00:50
birthday
00:55
ever hey he so I'm late did I miss
00:56
anything well Joey stuffing 15 Oreos in
01:00
his
01:03
mouth 15 your personal
01:05
best so where were you oh on a date yeah
01:13
I met this girl on the train going to a
01:16
Museum upstate oh yeah how you meet her
01:18
Museum no answer
01:22
his okay it was just me and her at the
01:24
back of the train and I sat near the
01:27
doors so she'd have to pass by me if she
01:29
wanted to like switch cars she was
01:31
totally at my Mercy were you so late
01:34
because you were burying this
01:36
woman no I'm getting back now because
01:38
she lives in pypy she seems really great
01:40
but she's like 2 and 1 half hours away
01:43
how can she' be great if she's from
01:46
pipy okay that joke would have killed an
01:49
Albany done I did it h who's stupid now
01:53
this cake is amazing m my god get a
01:57
room I would get a room with this cake I
02:02
think I could show this cake a good
02:04
time if you had to what would you give
02:07
up food or sex
02:10
sex seriously answer
02:14
faster oh I'm sorry honey know when she
02:17
said sex I wasn't thinking about sex
02:19
with
02:21
you it's like a giant
02:24
hug Ross how about you with would you
02:27
give up sex or food food okay how about
02:30
um sex or
02:33
dinosaurs oh my God it's like Sophie's
02:39
Choice oh God what about you Joe what
02:43
would you give up sex or food uh
02:46
uh I don't know it's too hard no you got
02:51
to pick
02:54
one uh food no sex food TX food I don't
02:56
know oh God I want both I want I want
03:02
girls on
03:04
bread
03:06
[Applause]
03:08
turkey jelly those are my maternity
03:13
pants no no these are my Thanksgiving
03:15
pants well that's it I'm done
03:25
here come the meat
03:32
sweats well Joey we're all we're all
03:37
very proud of you yes I believe we can
03:40
expect a call from the president any
03:42
moment
03:44
now is there anything we can do for you
03:45
no just nobody press on my stomach you
03:48
can keep those pants by the
03:51
way what you got there is that pie
03:55
yeah you want some uh just cut me a
04:00
little
04:02
sliver a little
04:05
bigger I'm
04:08
bigger what are you afraid you're going
04:10
to run out cut me a real
04:11
piece get anything that's not Ralph
04:15
Lauren yeah I don't think so
04:19
Joe all right I guess this will be fun
04:23
Hey listen uh what are you what are you
04:26
doing tonight nothing what how how would
04:27
you feel about taking out my assistant
04:29
tag I'll
04:31
pay M I got to say it's going to take a
04:33
lot of money for me to go out on a date
04:35
with a
04:36
dude I'm not asking you to go on a date
04:39
with him really cuz I could kind of use
04:42
the money
04:44
no Joey just just he's new in town and I
04:45
know he doesn't have any guy friends
04:49
just take him to like a ball game or
04:51
something I'd really appreciate it yeah
04:52
okay sure no problem thank you oo hey
04:54
Donuts yeah
04:57
glad that you saved Ross in the car
05:06
backfired but it could have been a
05:08
bullet and you you know you didn't try
05:09
to save
05:10
me oh you're upset because you think I
05:12
chose Ross over you no I knew you could
05:15
take care of yourself you know I mean
05:20
Ross he needs help he's not Street like
05:23
us what it comes down to is you would
05:26
risk your life for Ross before you would
05:28
for me that's the bottom
05:30
line what no not exactly all right look
05:32
I I wasn't trying to save
05:36
Ross
05:40
okay my sandwich was next to
05:42
Ross all
05:47
right I I was trying to save my
05:49
sandwich from a
05:54
bullet I know it doesn't make much sense
05:57
much sense CH it was Instinct okay I
06:00
just went for it so you risked your life
06:03
for a sandwich I know it sounds crazy
06:06
but Chandler this is the greatest
06:09
sandwich in the
06:12
world so you didn't uh choose Ross
06:15
before me no I would never do that you
06:18
you're like my
06:23
brother really yeah in fact to prove how
06:24
how much you mean to
06:29
me
06:35
here thanks oh oh easy it's not a hot
06:37
dog how good is that
06:46
oh see mhm hey dude what are you
06:51
doing I thought you were showing me how
06:55
much I mean to you yeah with a bite
06:57
jeez we're so sorry we're late please
07:01
let us in so we can have dinner together
07:04
no everything's cold the turkeyy dried
07:06
out and the the stuffings all soggy yeah
07:09
and there's a bowl of cranberry sauce
07:11
that what happens to Cranberry sauce
07:13
nothing it's fine oh thank
07:16
God oh I just remembered we do have
07:18
something to eat Monica put something in
07:21
our oven this morning oh yeah hey you
07:22
touch that and you will be sorry guys I
07:24
listen to her the vein is bigger than I
07:27
ever seen
07:29
it oh my God it's Brussel
07:34
routs that's worse than no
07:36
food haha all you got it was Monica's
07:40
stinky brussel sprouts stinky please let
07:43
me stay on this side of the
07:46
door it all look so
07:58
beautiful the turkey the stuffing the
08:00
cranberries and a monkey could have made
08:04
them Hey listen guys we feel really
08:13
terrible he's doing that weird eye
08:16
contact thing don't look at him don't
08:18
look at him come on you guys we want you
08:21
to know we're very very
08:24
sorry right
08:28
guys I feel terrible
08:30
sorry but let's not ruin this day you
08:35
work so hard let's move past this and
08:37
try to have a nice meal all together the
08:40
floating heads do make a good
08:42
point yeah they do seem to feel pretty
08:45
bad so bad so bad so
08:48
bad
08:52
okay okay you two go get the dessert and
08:54
I'll let you in
08:58
dessert yeah I asked you and Phoebe to
09:01
pick up the pies you did remember right
09:04
pies oh we thought you said
09:07
prize
09:11
here grand supreme little darling
09:16
[Music]
09:20
congratulations my God you forgot the
09:22
pies well I can't believe this you
09:25
forced me to make dinner then you're an
09:27
hour late and you forget the one little
09:29
thing that I asked you to do really
09:31
girls not
09:33
cool well you manads aren't any better
09:36
you lied about going to the game you
09:39
knew it would make you late and you
09:41
still went anyway hey I'm getting a
09:42
little tired of this okay we said we're
09:44
sorry it's Thanksgiving for Pete's sakes
09:46
a day of forgiveness it's a day to be
09:48
thankful don't make me come up
09:51
there too late for apologies fine let's
09:54
just go I don't need you stupid dinner
09:57
that would be a lot more convincing if
09:59
you weren't
10:01
drooling oh is that what that
10:02
is come on you guys let's just do our
10:06
own Thanksgiving yeah I'll cook yeah
10:09
let's go out
10:12
hey yeah you three have a nice
10:14
Thanksgiving the three of us yeah you
10:17
Chan and the
10:20
[Applause]
10:21
vain or you could just you know
10:22
what the hell are you
10:31
doing what the hell am I doing he just
10:34
broke my
10:37
fridge what what how do you know how do
10:40
you know it's even Broken Oh you think I
10:42
don't know what breaks my
10:45
fridge excuse
10:47
me well what do you know
10:50
broken that'll be
10:54
$400 Joey I saw you push
10:57
him you push
11:01
them Joey I did not break this okay that
11:05
has been broken for a
11:09
while Chan remember I told you about our
11:13
fridge uh-huh I still haven't gotten the
11:15
check for your half
11:17
yet do not give him any money I'm not
11:20
talking to you you broke my fridge my
11:23
star student you know you call me that
11:26
before so I took the liberty of
11:28
fashioning a star out of aluminum foil
11:30
now no pressure you like my cookies you
11:32
give me the
11:35
star wow a
11:41
star I know you all hate me and and I'm
11:44
sorry but I don't
11:46
care okay Joey you're up
11:49
next oh my God this is amazing you get
11:54
an A
11:58
I got an
12:00
A A in school hey I'm a
12:01
dork Joey I'm so proud of you I think
12:05
you should give him your star excuse
12:09
me he doesn't even know what he's doing
12:12
we're all beginners here nobody knows
12:15
what they're doing I do I'm a
12:17
professional
12:19
chef oh relax it's not a courtroom
12:19
drama if you're a professional chef what
12:23
are you doing taking introduction to
12:25
cooking yeah
12:27
I'm I'm sorry it's just that um well I
12:30
cook at this restaurant alesandro's and
12:33
um I just got a really bad review oh
12:35
alandr I love that place you do oh yes
12:37
you're an excellent Chef as a person
12:40
you're a little oh I'm totally crazy but
12:43
you like the
12:44
food very much okay then I don't stink
12:45
I'm a good Chef
12:49
okay who who I don't want to go I'm
12:51
having fun well actually did either of
12:53
you pay for this class hey hey hey if my
12:56
friend says it's time to go it's time to
12:58
go hey look at me I'm making
13:02
Jam 4:00 this morning where'd you get
13:06
fruit at 4 in the morning went down to
13:10
the docks bet you didn't know you can
13:12
get it wholesale I didn't know there
13:13
were
13:15
docks hey hey oh is it broken no I'm
13:18
going to wear this thing for a couple of
13:23
weeks did you tell the doctor you did it
13:24
jumping up and down on your
13:26
bed no had a whole story worked out but
13:28
then uh Chandler sold me out well I'm
13:31
sorry Joe I didn't think the doctor was
13:34
going to buy that it just fell out of
13:35
the
13:37
socket what is this
13:39
fruit Monica's making Jam who Jam I love
13:45
Jam hey how come we never have Jam at
13:49
our place because the kids need new
13:51
shoes one end of business people I'm
13:55
sick and tired of being depressed about
13:57
Richard I needed a plan plan to get over
13:59
my man what's the opposite of man
14:02
jam oh Joey don't it's way too
14:07
hot this will just be my
14:16
badge remember when you were a kid and
14:22
your mom would drop you off at the
14:25
movies with a Jar Jam and a little
14:26
they're so
14:33
[Music]
14:37
[Applause]
14:38
pretty m
14:40
m gone for more jars back later Monica
14:44
[Applause]
14:51
Geller they called the sperm bank today
14:53
they haven't sold a single unit of
14:56
triani
14:58
nobody wants my
15:00
product I mean I I I don't get it you
15:02
know I
15:09
mean maybe if they met me in
15:11
person honey you got a little thing in
15:14
your get
15:21
it
15:23
yeah I don't believe in these crazy
15:25
diets you know just everything in
15:27
moderation your muffins
15:30
uh I'll take those to
15:34
go for the
15:36
kids oh I know what I wanted to ask you
15:40
you were on the show years ago and then
15:43
they killed you off what happened there
15:45
it's so stupid I said some stuff in an
15:48
interview that I really shouldn't have
15:50
said but believe me that is not going to
15:52
happen
15:53
today understood so what did you say
15:54
back then oh I said that
15:57
come on Joey right I told you everything
16:03
I knew last night look it's not that big
16:06
a deal so Monica and Chandler are doing
16:08
it I cannot believe you would say that
16:10
sorry Monica and Chandler are making
16:14
love no I mean come on this is a huge
16:18
deal come on I I need more details like
16:22
who who initiated the first kiss I don't
16:24
know
16:27
is he romantic with
16:29
her I don't
16:31
know are they in
16:34
love I don't
16:36
know you don't know anything oh I know
16:39
one thing what they did it right there
16:42
on the couches also just so you know I'm
16:44
not going to make a turkey this year
16:46
what well Phoebe doesn't eat turkey
16:48
Phoebe turkeys are beautiful intelligent
16:51
animals no they're not they're ugly and
16:54
stupid and delicious
16:57
right it's it's not just Phoebe Will's
17:00
still on a diet Chandler doesn't eat
17:02
Thanksgiving food and Rachel's having
17:04
her aversion to poultry she is yeah did
17:05
you remember I had to leave the room the
17:08
other day when you had that roast
17:09
chicken yeah but I thought that was just
17:11
cuz I put the whole thing on my hand and
17:13
made it walk across the
17:14
table anyway it just doesn't seem worth
17:16
it to make a whole turkey for just three
17:19
people okay it's just it's it's a lot of
17:20
work but you got to have turkey on
17:22
Thanksgiving I mean Thanksgiving with no
17:24
turkey is like like for to July with no
17:27
apple pie or or Friday with no two
17:29
pizzas all right fine if it means that
17:34
much to you but just there's going to be
17:36
a ton left over no no there won't I
17:37
promise I will finish that turkey right
17:39
you're telling me you can eat almost an
17:42
entire turkey in one sitting that's
17:43
right cuz I'm a
17:45
tribiani this is what we
17:48
do I mean we may not be great thinkers
17:50
or or world leaders we don't read a lot
17:53
or run very fast but damn it we can eat
17:57
we love you and we're here for you luck
17:59
good luck
18:01
thanks hey ra you uh you want some
18:05
sandwich oh what is in that olive loaf
18:08
and hams spread no mayo oh no no cuz
18:11
Mayo that would make it gross hey hey no
18:14
oh oh oh run baby run no no no no please
18:19
oh I do so want to love all animals
18:23
please
18:25
no a bone get a bone you got a kidding
18:26
me look Kibbles B oh God all right get
18:29
the hell off my leg you yippy piece of
18:33
crap okay all right we have a problem
18:42
well why don't you just reach out and
18:46
take his
18:47
trampoline okay here I know what we can
18:48
do hey hey hey
18:50
no okay doggy get the get the
18:52
sandwich okay go get that sandwich get
18:55
the sandwich do doy go doggy get the
18:58
sandwich get okay Joy the dog will lick
19:00
himself but he will not touch your
19:03
sandwich what does that
19:04
tell well if he's not going to eat it I
19:06
will are you crazy Fe he's just a little
19:08
dog 385 what do you mean yesterday you
19:17
said I was too pretty to pay for stuff
19:20
it's just I can't because my manager
19:22
said that
19:24
I happy birthday birthday to you happy
19:26
birthday to you happy birthday dear
19:31
Annie Amy
19:35
Amy happy birthday to you hey hey that's
19:38
weird today's my birthday too yeah not
19:43
in here it
19:45
isn't happy birthday to
19:47
[Music]
19:51
you you're paying for that but no no no
19:52
it's her birthday you've sung happy
19:56
birthday to 20 different women
19:57
today but it really were no longer
19:59
authorized to distribute birthday
20:01
muffins
20:04
Joey got you the Joey special two
20:06
pizzas
20:11
Joe hello damn
20:14
it hello no Joey's not here right now
20:19
but I can take a message I
20:22
think he still got a chance for the part
20:25
oh that's great great news well no
20:28
obviously not for the actor who was
20:31
mauled by his
20:32
dog oh well that's great I will give
20:34
Joey the message thank you
20:36
yes okay
20:39
Mac
20:43
audition at
20:45
two
20:48
allergy
20:51
actor attacked
20:53
by
21:01
dog
21:02
not
21:04
flowers hey please tell me you got the
21:14
message what message the actor playing
21:17
Mac couldn't do it they needed to see
21:20
you at 2:00 what it's
21:21
6:00 I wrote I wrote it on the board I
21:24
wrote it on the board then I went all
21:27
over New York City looking for you I
21:29
went to Ross's I went to the coffee
21:30
house I went to any place that they make
21:32
sandwiches I can't believe this Chandler
21:35
sorry I I I don't know what to say well
21:38
you you might say
21:41
congratulations I saw the board I went
21:44
to the audition I got the
21:46
board is that supposed to be funny I was
21:48
really worried over here oh well I'm you
21:51
know sometimes that fake out thing is
21:53
just mean oh wow okay man I'm sorry I
21:55
did not mean to make you feel feel bad
21:57
well that's good because you didn't and
21:59
I'm incredibly happy for
22:02
you that's
22:04
mean hey he so you guys doing okay yeah
22:08
we talked and Monica made me see that I
22:14
overreacted a little bit and some things
22:16
in life are more important yeah
22:19
baby I'm really glad you guys are okay
22:24
but I just keep thinking what would
22:27
happen if if you two actually had hooked
22:29
up honey dinner's
22:34
ready what's my little chef got for me
22:42
tonight your
22:44
favorite fried stuff with
22:47
cheese Y and lots of
22:49
it thanks
22:53
sweetheart show you
22:55
you want to go yeah here we go here we
23:00
go here
23:02
we how you
23:07
[Music]
23:10
doing
23:13
hello
23:16
hello
23:20
baby joey what's going on
23:22
[Laughter]
23:26
oh my God I know it's
23:29
stuck step how did he get on I put it on
23:34
to scare
23:39
Chandler oh my God Monica's going to
23:40
totally freak out well then help me get
23:43
it off plus what it smells really bad in
23:45
here of course it smells really bad you
23:48
have your head up a dead
23:51
animal oh
23:54
[Laughter]
23:57
hey did you get the turkey B oh my God
24:03
oh my
24:05
God who is that it's
24:07
Joey what what are you doing and is this
24:11
supposed to be funny no it's not
24:13
supposed to be funny it's supposed to be
24:15
scary get that off now I can't it's
24:18
stuck I don't care that that turkey has
24:22
to feed 20 people at my parents house
24:24
and they're not going to eat it off your
24:25
head hold on okay let's just all
24:27
think okay I got it D all right you pull
24:36
I'm going to spread the legs as wide as
24:40
I
24:42
can Joey no it's not the time sorry
24:44
right okay count to three one two
24:48
three it worked I scared you I knew
24:56
it I'm over here big guy yeah you are
25:02
[Music]
25:07
歌词与翻译
[中文]
我真诚地希望你们的其他人
能回来，不，只有我自己
六个人的单独晚餐
一个，你们男孩们即将看到
一些非常特别的东西
一切都怎么样，先生，很棒，
泼妇尤其是
精致，我希望你还有一些
房间，祝你生日快乐
祝你生日快乐，亲爱的乔伊
乔伊
祝你生日快乐，这是最好的
生日
嘿，他所以我迟到了，我错过了吗
什么都好，乔伊在
他的
嘴里塞了 15 块奥利奥，第 15 个你的个人
最好的，你在哪里哦，约会是的
我在去
博物馆北部的火车上遇见了这个女孩，哦，是的，你们是怎么认识的她
博物馆没有答案
他好吧，只有我和她在
火车后面，我坐在
门附近，所以如果她
想要换车，她就必须经过我，她
完全在我的怜悯之下，你这么晚了
因为你埋葬了这个
女人，不，我现在要回来，因为
她住在pypy她看起来真的很棒
但是她离我们大约2又1个半小时的路程
如果她来自
皮皮，她怎么会很棒呢好吧这个笑话会杀了一个
奥尔巴尼做到了我做到了h现在谁是愚蠢的
这个蛋糕太棒了我的上帝得到一个
房间我会得到一个有这个蛋糕的房间我
想我可以很好地展示这个蛋糕
时间如果你必须要什么，你会
放弃食物或性
性，认真回答
快点哦，对不起，亲爱的，知道她什么时候
说性，我没有考虑性
和
你就像一个巨人
拥抱罗斯，你怎么样，你会
放弃性或食物食物好吗
嗯性或
恐龙怎么样哦天哪，这就像苏菲的
选择哦上帝你呢乔什么
你会放弃性还是食物呃
呃我不知道这太难了不你得
选择
一种呃食物没有性食物TX食物我不喜欢
知道哦上帝我想要我想要
女孩们吃
面包
[鼓掌]
火鸡果冻那些是我的母性
裤子不不这些是我的感恩节
裤子很好，就这样我完成了
肉来了
出汗很好乔伊我们都是我们都是
为你感到骄傲是的我相信我们可以
随时期待总统的电话
时刻
现在我们能为你做点什么
不，没人压我的肚子，你
可以把裤子放在
上，你得到的就是那个馅饼
是的，你想要一些，呃，给我切一点
小
条子
大一点，我
大一点，你是什么担心你会
用完，给我切一块真正的
一块，得到任何不是拉尔夫的东西
劳伦，是的，我不这么认为
乔，好吧，我想这会很有趣
嘿，听着，你在做什么，
今晚什么都不做，怎么做，
你对拿走我的助手有什么感觉
标签，我会
付钱，我必须说我要花
很多钱才能和一个
我不是要求你和他约会
男人约会
因为我真的可以用
钱
不，乔伊只是他刚进城，我
知道他没有任何男性朋友
只是带他去打球或者
一些我真的很感激的东西是的
好的，没问题，谢谢你哦嘿
甜甜圈是的
很高兴你在车里救了罗斯
事与愿违，但它可能是一颗
子弹，你知道你没有尝试
来救
我哦，你很沮丧，因为你认为我
选择了罗斯而不是你，不，我知道你可以
照顾好自己，你知道我的意思是
罗斯他需要帮助，他不像街头
我们，归根结底是你会
为罗斯冒生命危险，然后才为我
这是最底线
线看起来不太好
我不是想救
罗斯
好吧，我的三明治就在
罗斯旁边
，对吧，我试图从
三明治，我知道这没有多大意义
子弹中救出我的
很有意义，CH这是本能好吧，我
只是为了它，所以你冒着生命危险
为了一个三明治，我知道这听起来很疯狂
但是钱德勒，这是
三明治，所以你呃，没有在我之前选择罗斯
世界上最伟大的
，不，我永远不会那样做
，你就像我的
兄弟，真的，是的，事实上，为了证明
，你对
我有多重要
，谢谢哦，哦，简单，这不是一个热门
狗，那有多好
哦，看看，嘿，伙计，你在做什么，
，我以为你在给我看
我对你有多重要，是的，咬一口
天啊，我们很抱歉我们迟到了，请
让我们进去，这样我们就可以一起吃晚饭了
没有，一切都冷了，火鸡干了
，馅料都湿透了，是的
，还有一碗蔓越莓酱
，蔓越莓酱发生了什么
没什么很好哦，谢谢
上帝哦，我刚刚记得我们确实有
吃的东西莫妮卡今天早上在
我们的烤箱里放了一些东西哦是的嘿你们
碰一下，你们会后悔的，伙计们我
听她说，静脉比我
见过的还要大
它哦，我的上帝，这是布鲁塞尔
溃败比没有
食物更糟糕哈哈，你们都知道了，这是莫妮卡的
臭球芽甘蓝，臭臭的，请让
我呆在
门的这一边，一切看起来都那么
漂亮的火鸡，馅料
小红莓和猴子可以做
它们嘿，听着，伙计们，我们真的感觉
可怕，他的眼神很奇怪
接触东西别看他别
看他，来吧，我们想让你们
知道我们非常非常
抱歉，对吧
伙计们，我感觉很糟糕
抱歉，但我们不要毁了这一天，你们
工作这么努力，让我们过去吧
一起努力吃一顿美餐吧
漂浮的头确实很好
点是的，它们看起来确实很漂亮
很糟糕很糟糕所以很糟糕所以
糟糕
好吧好吧，你们两个去拿甜点吧
我让你们进去
甜点是的，我让你和菲比
拿起你没记错的馅饼
馅饼哦，我们以为你说
奖品
这里盛大的至高无上的小宝贝
[音乐]
恭喜我的上帝，你忘记了
馅饼，我简直不敢相信，你
强迫我做晚饭，然后你迟到了
个小时，你还忘记了我要求你做的一件小
件事
女孩们没有
很好，你们男人也好不到哪去
你在去看比赛时撒了谎
知道这会让你迟到，但你
还是去了，嘿，我
有点厌倦了，好吧，我们说我们
抱歉，看在皮特的份上，今天是感恩节
一个宽恕的一天，这是一个值得宽恕的一天
感恩，别让我出现
道歉太晚了，好吧，我们
走吧，我不需要你们愚蠢的晚餐
如果
你没有
流口水，那就更有说服力了哦，那是
来吧，你们让我们做我们的
自己的感恩节是的，我会做饭是的
我们出去
嘿是的，你们三个过得很愉快
我们三个人的感恩节是的，你们
陈和
[鼓掌]
徒劳，或者你可以知道
你到底在做什么
我到底在做什么他只是
打破了我的
冰箱什么什么你怎么知道怎么做
你知道它甚至坏了哦你认为我
不知道是什么打破了我的
冰箱借口
我很好你怎么办知道
坏了那会
$400乔伊我看到你推
他你推
他们乔伊我没有打破这个好吧
已经坏了
而陈记得我告诉过你我们的
冰箱呃哈我还没收到
检查你的一半
但不要给他任何钱我不
和你说话，你打破了我的冰箱，我的
明星学生，你知道你之前这么叫我
，所以我冒昧地
用铝箔制作了一颗星星
现在没有压力，你喜欢我的饼干，你
给我
星星哇
星星我知道你们都讨厌我，我
抱歉，但我不在乎
好吧，乔伊，你起来了
接下来哦，天啊，你得了
A，太棒了
我在学校得了
A A，嘿，我是个
呆子乔伊，我为你感到骄傲，我想
你应该给他你的明星借口
我，他甚至不知道自己在做什么
我们都是初学者，没有人知道
他们在做什么，我在做什么我是
专业
厨师哦，放松，这不是法庭
戏剧，如果你是专业厨师，你在做什么
你正在做
烹饪简介是的
我很抱歉，嗯，我
在这家亚历山德罗餐厅做饭，
嗯，我刚刚得到了一个非常糟糕的评论哦
alandr 我喜欢你做的那个地方哦，是的
你是一个出色的厨师
你有点哦，我完全疯了，但是
你非常喜欢
食物，那我就不臭了
我是个好厨师
好吧，我不想去谁我
玩得很好，实际上
你付钱了上课嘿嘿嘿如果我的
朋友说该走了，那就
走吧嘿看看我我正在做
果酱今天早上4:00你在凌晨4点在哪里得到
水果去了
码头打赌你不知道你可以
批发我不知道那里
是
码头嘿嘿哦，它坏了吗，不，我
要穿这东西几个
周，你告诉医生你这样做了吗
在你的
床上跳上跳下，没有整个故事的解决方案，但是
然后呃钱德勒卖掉了我，我
对不起乔，我不认为医生会
买它刚刚掉下来的东西
...
套接字这是什么
水果莫妮卡正在制作我喜欢的果酱
果酱嘿，我们
怎么从来没有果酱，因为孩子们需要新鞋
商界人士的一头，我
厌倦了
理查德的沮丧，我需要一个计划来克服
我的男人，男人的反面是什么
果酱哦，乔伊，这太热了
只是我的
徽章，记得当你还是个孩子的时候，
你妈妈会送你去看
电影，带着罐子果酱和一点
他们是如此
[音乐]
[掌声]
漂亮的我
我后来又回来了莫妮卡
[掌声]
盖勒他们今天打电话给精子银行
他们还没有售出一单位
triani
没有人想要我的
产品我的意思是我我我不明白你
知道我
的意思是也许如果他们在
人中遇见我，亲爱的，你会在
你得到
它
是的，我不相信这些疯狂的
饮食，你知道一切
节制你的松饼
呃，我会带这些去
去给
孩子们哦，我知道我想问你什么
你几年前就在节目中，然后
他们杀了你，因为那里发生的事情
这太愚蠢了，我在
采访中说了一些我真的不应该说的话
，但相信我，这不会
发生了
今天明白了，所以你说什么了
哦，我说
来吧乔伊，我告诉了你一切
我昨晚就知道事情没那么大
一笔交易，所以莫妮卡和钱德勒正在做
我不敢相信你会说
对不起莫妮卡和钱德勒正在做
爱不，我的意思是来吧，这是一个巨大的
来吧，我需要更多细节，比如
谁发起了初吻，我不知道
知道
他和
她浪漫吗？我不知道
知道他们是否相爱
我不知道
知道你什么都不知道，哦，我知道
他们在那里做了一件事
在沙发上也只是为了让你知道我
今年不会做火鸡
菲比不吃火鸡怎么办
菲比火鸡很漂亮很聪明
动物不，它们不是，它们很丑陋
愚蠢而美味
是的，这不仅仅是菲比威尔的
还在节食钱德勒不吃东西
感恩节食物和瑞秋吃
她对家禽的厌恶，她是的
你记得前几天你吃烤
...
鸡时我不得不离开房间 是的，但我以为那只是
因为我把整个东西放在我手上
让它走过
桌子无论如何它似乎不值得
它来组成一个整体只给三个
人吃火鸡，好吧，只是工作量很大，但你必须在
...
感恩节吃火鸡，我的意思是没有
火鸡的感恩节就像七月没有
苹果派，或者周五没有两个
披萨，那好吧，如果这对你意味着
很多，但就会有
剩下一吨不不，我
保证我会吃完那只火鸡
你告诉我你可以一次吃掉几乎
整只火鸡，
是的，因为我是
tribiani，这就是我们
我的意思是我们可能不是伟大的思想家
或世界领导人，我们读书不多
或者跑得很快，但该死的我们可以吃
我们爱你，我们在这里为你带来好运
祝你好运
谢谢嘿，你想要一些
三明治哦橄榄面包里有什么
火腿涂上没有蛋黄酱哦不不因为
蛋黄酱会变得很恶心嘿嘿不
哦哦哦快跑宝贝快跑吧，不不不不，请
哦，我真的很想爱所有的动物
拜托
不要一根骨头，一根骨头，你在开玩笑
我看起来Kibbles B哦上帝好吧，
滚开我的腿，你这家伙
废话，好吧，我们有一个问题
好吧，你为什么不伸出手来
拿走他的
蹦床 好吧，我知道我们能做什么
嘿嘿嘿
不行，小狗拿走
三明治，好吧，去拿那个三明治，拿
三明治，狗走，拿走
三明治，好吧，快乐，狗会舔
自己，但他不会碰你的
三明治，这说明什么
如果他不打算吃它，我
就是你疯狂的Fe他只是一只小
狗385你昨天是什么意思你
说我太漂亮了，不能付钱买东西
只是我不能，因为我的经理
说
我祝你生日快乐生日快乐
祝你生日快乐亲爱的
安妮艾米
艾米祝你生日快乐嘿嘿这
很奇怪今天也是我的生日，是的，不是
在这里
不是生日快乐
[音乐]
你为此付出了代价，但不不不
这是她的生日，你今天为20个不同的女人唱了快乐的
生日
，但它真的不再被
授权分发生日
松饼
乔伊给你买了乔伊特别的两个
披萨
乔你好该死的
你好，不，乔伊现在不在这里
但我可以留言我
认为他仍然有机会出演这个角色
哦，这是个好消息，不
显然不适合被
哦，那太好了，我会的给
狗殴打的演员
乔伊留言，谢谢
是的，好的
Mac
在
试镜，两个
过敏
演员被
，而不是
狗
攻击
花嘿，请告诉我你收到了
消息，演员正在播放什么消息
Mac做不到，他们需要在
见到你2:00 这是什么
6:00 我写的 我写在黑板上 我
把它写在黑板上 然后我跑遍了整个纽约城
寻找你 我
去了罗斯 我去了咖啡店
我去了他们做
三明治的任何地方 我不敢相信这个钱德勒
抱歉我我不知道该说什么好
你你可能会说
恭喜我看到了板子我去了
参加了试镜我拿到了
板子应该很有趣我
在这里真的很担心哦好吧我是你
知道有时假装的事情是
只是意味着哦哇好吧伙计我很抱歉我
并不是故意让你感觉不好
好吧那很好因为你没有并且
我为
你感到非常高兴，那是
意思是嘿他所以你们做得很好是的
我们谈过，莫妮卡让我看到我
反应过度了一点，生活中的一些事情
更重要是的
宝贝我真的很高兴你们没事
但我一直在想如果你们两个真的上瘾了会发生什么
...
亲爱的晚餐
准备好了，我的小厨师给我准备了什么
今晚你
最喜欢的油炸食品，配上
奶酪Y和很多
谢谢
亲爱的带你看
你想去吧，是的，我们就在这里，我们
去这里
我们如何你
[音乐]
在做什么
你好
你好
宝贝乔伊发生了什么事
[笑声]
天啊我知道这是
卡住了他是怎么上来的我把它放在
来吓唬
钱德勒天啊莫妮卡要
完全吓坏了然后帮我把
它脱下来加上什么
这里的味道真的很难闻，当然你
把头抬起来是一只死
动物哦
[笑声]
嘿你拿到火鸡了吗B哦我的上帝
哦我的
上帝是谁，那是
乔伊你在做什么，这
应该很有趣吗？不是
应该很有趣，应该是
吓人，现在把它摘下来吧，我不能，
卡住了，我不在乎那只火鸡
可以喂饱我父母家的 20 个人
，他们不会把它从你的
头上吃掉，好吧，让我们大家
想想好吧，我明白了，好吧，你拉
我走了将双腿张开至
I
乔伊可以吗，不，现在不是时候，抱歉
对，好吧，数到三一二
三，它成功了，我吓到你了，我知道
我在这儿，大家伙，是的，你是
[音乐]
[英语]
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重点词汇
开始练习
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birthday ˈbɜːrθ.deɪ A1 |
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sandwich ˈsænd.wɪtʃ A2 |
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turkey ˈtɜːr.ki A2 |
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thanksgiving ˈθæŋksˌɡɪvɪŋ B2 |
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friend frɛnd A1 |
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party ˈpɑːr.ti A1 |
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gift ɡɪft A1 |
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late leɪt A1 |
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sorry ˈsɒr.i A1 |
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help hɛlp A1 |
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danger ˈdeɪn.dʒər B1 |
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choice tʃɔɪs B1 |
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great ɡreɪt A2 |
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awesome ˈɔː.səm B2 |
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food fuːd A1 |
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sex sɛks B1 |
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重点语法结构
-
I sincerely hope the rest of your party is returning.
➔ 用于未来安排的现在进行时
➔ 使用 "is returning" 来描述近期计划中的动作。
-
If you had to, what would you give up, food or sex?
➔ 虚拟语气（假设情况）
➔ 使用 "had to"（过去式）和 "would" 来讨论一种假设的选择。
-
I wasn't trying to save Ross, okay my sandwich was next to Ross.
➔ 过去进行时（过去正在进行的动作）
➔ "Wasn't trying" 描述了当时没有发生的动作。
-
You could have been a bullet.
➔ 情态动词完成式（过去的可能性）
➔ "Could have been" 表达了过去存在的一种可能性。
-
I should have said some stuff that I shouldn't have said.
➔ Should have + 过去分词（后悔/对过去的批评）
➔ 用于表达后悔或指出过去的某个行为是不恰当的。
-
You will be sorry.
➔ 一般将来时（预测/警告）
➔ 在此处 "Will be" 被用作对未来后果的严重警告。
-
I haven't gotten the check for your half yet.
➔ 现在完成时（尚未完成的动作）
➔ 使用 "haven't gotten" 和 "yet" 来表示预期的动作尚未发生。
-
I'm having fun.
➔ 现在进行时（现在发生的状况）
➔ 描述说话者当前的情绪状态或活动。
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