Now look, there's only one problem,
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though. There's only room for one. So, I
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guess one of you will have to stay at
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Joey's.
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>> Well, since the fire was kind of my
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00:09
fault, I guess you should get to stay
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00:11
here.
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00:11
>> Hey, hey, hey. Now, this was no one's
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fault, Feebs. Okay. It was an accident.
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>> Well, no, it was my fault. So, you
00:15
00:17
should get the nice room.
00:17
00:18
>> Okay.
00:18
00:21
>> So, Ra, you're the first guest at Hotel
00:21
00:23
Monica.
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00:24
>> Yeah. Um, you just have to tell me how
00:24
00:25
you like your eggs in the morning. And I
00:25
00:27
thought I would bring them to you, you
00:27
00:28
know, in bed. What? You've been through
00:28
00:30
so much.
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00:31
>> I have.
00:31
00:33
>> This right here is where I keep the
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00:35
pizza.
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00:38
>> And uh that's where the napkin is.
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00:41
>> What's that smell?
00:41
00:42
>> I know. I
00:42
00:45
[Applause]
00:45
00:47
>> So, did you sleep well last night?
00:47
00:49
>> I did. Yeah,
00:49
00:50
>> I did. Monica was so sweet. She left a
00:50
00:52
little mint on my pillow.
00:52
00:54
>> You know what Joey left on my pillow?
00:54
00:56
What?
00:56
00:56
>> Gum.
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00:58
>> Well, we determined the cause of the
00:58
01:00
fire.
01:00
01:01
>> Yeah, I know. I know. It was my candle.
01:01
01:02
My candle.
01:02
01:05
>> No, there was an appliance left on in
01:05
01:07
the bathroom. It looks like a curling
01:07
01:08
iron.
01:08
01:09
>> I don't use a curling iron.
01:09
01:10
>> Well, someone does.
01:10
01:12
>> Don't look at me. My hair's straight.
01:12
01:14
Straight. Straight. Straight.
01:14
01:16
>> Could have been a hair straightener.
01:16
01:18
>> Oh,
01:18
01:21
this is where I keep the pizza.
01:21
01:24
Hey. Hey, where'd the napkin go?
01:24
01:30
[Music]
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[Applause]
01:30
01:35
>> Oh my god. Rachel Green.
01:35
01:38
>> Rob Tilman.
01:38
01:40
>> No, no, it's it's me, Ross.
01:40
01:43
>> Oh, I'm sorry. Ross Tilman.
01:43
01:47
>> No, no, no. Ross Geller.
01:47
01:50
>> Oh, of course. Monica's brother.
01:50
01:52
>> Yeah, right.
01:52
01:53
>> Wow. How are you?
01:53
01:55
>> Good. Good. I'm I'm married.
01:55
01:57
>> Oh, me too.
01:57
01:58
>> Oh, isn't it the best?
01:58
02:01
>> Oh, it's the best.
02:01
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>> So, um, how's Monica?
02:06
02:07
>> Oh, really? Really great. Yeah,
02:07
02:10
actually, she's right down the street.
02:10
02:11
Um, do you you know what? You should
02:11
02:13
stop by and say hi.
02:13
02:14
>> Oh, I would love to.
02:14
02:15
>> Yeah. Oh. Oh, she'd be so excited.
02:15
02:17
>> Oh. Oh, come on. Oh, wait. Don't you
02:17
02:19
have to pay for your busty ladies?
02:19
02:25
No, no, no. That's a It's okay. Some
02:25
02:27
Some kid asked me to pick it up for him,
02:27
02:29
but I
02:29
02:30
>> Oh,
02:30
02:32
>> guess what? Barry and Mindy are getting
02:32
02:35
a divorce.
02:35
02:36
>> Oh my god.
02:36
02:37
>> Wow.
02:37
02:37
>> What is the matter with you?
02:37
02:41
>> No. Barry and Mindy.
02:41
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>> Oh, sorry. I hear divorce. I immediately
02:43
02:46
go to Ross.
02:46
02:48
>> Who? Who's Barry and Mindy?
02:48
02:50
>> Barry was the guy that I almost married.
02:50
02:52
And Mindy was my best friend.
02:52
02:53
>> Oh. Oh, wasn't he cheating on you with
02:53
02:55
her?
02:55
02:55
>> Yeah, but that just means that he was
02:55
02:56
falling asleep on top of her instead of
02:56
02:58
me.
02:58
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>> God, can you imagine if I'd actually
03:00
03:01
married him? I mean, how different would
03:01
03:03
my life be?
03:03
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>> I know what you mean. I've always
03:04
03:06
wondered how different my life would be
03:06
03:07
if if I'd never gotten divorced.
03:07
03:09
>> Which time?
03:09
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>> The first time.
03:10
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>> Well, seriously, imagine if Carol hadn't
03:12
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realized she was a lesbian.
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03:18
>> I can't. I keep seeing it the good way.
03:18
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I bet I'd still be doing my karate.
03:22
03:26
Towards the end of our marriage, I was
03:26
03:28
doing a lot of karate as a way of
03:28
03:30
releasing the tension from, you know,
03:30
03:32
not doing anything else physical.
03:32
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>> Maybe the problem was you were
03:34
03:35
pronouncing it karate.
03:36
03:38
>> She's my best friend.
03:38
03:39
>> Well, Joey's my best friend.
03:39
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>> I'm not your best friend.
03:42
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>> You just said,
03:45
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>> "Of course you're my best friend. Would
03:48
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you please tell Rachel, though?
03:51
03:53
>> All right. All right. At least I'm
03:53
03:55
prepared.
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>> Okay.
03:55
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>> Oh, yes.
03:58
03:58
>> Hey.
03:58
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>> Hey. Hey.
03:59
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>> These aren't for you. Are you upset?
04:01
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>> I am now.
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>> Hey, room me.
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>> Okay. Bye.
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>> Ra,
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there's something um important I have to
04:15
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tell you. Are you pregnant?
04:18
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>> No, but I'm throwing the shirt away.
04:21
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>> I think there was a little
04:25
04:26
misunderstanding before
04:26
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>> um when I said that uh that Chandler and
04:28
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I wanted to um live together,
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we meant alone together.
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Oh my god. Oh, that's funny. I can't
04:42
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believe I did that.
04:44
04:45
>> Oh no, sweetie. No. You know what? This
04:45
04:47
is my fault. I I wasn't clear. I I'm
04:47
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really sorry.
04:50
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>> And and listen, you take as much time as
04:52
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you need to move out, okay? There's
04:55
04:56
absolutely no rush.
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>> Okay.
04:59
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>> Hey.
05:03
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>> Hey. What have you guys been up to?
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>> Oh, we went to a self-defense class
05:05
05:07
today.
05:07
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>> Wow.
05:07
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>> Yeah. Kicking a guy in the crotch all
05:08
05:10
morning really takes it out of you.
05:10
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>> Takes it out of you.
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>> No. Now we can kick anybody's ass
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>> after one class. I don't think so.
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>> What? You want to see me self-defend
05:21
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myself? Go over there and pretend you're
05:23
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a sexual predator. Go on. I dare you.
05:25
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>> Of course you could defend yourself from
05:29
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an attack you know is coming. That's not
05:31
05:33
enough. Look, I studied karate for a
05:33
05:37
long time.
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05:40
And there's a concept you should really
05:40
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be familiar with. It's what the Japanese
05:42
05:44
call unagi.
05:44
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>> Isn't that a kind of sushi?
05:49
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>> No, it's a concept.
05:52
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>> Yeah, it is. It is. It's freshwater
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05:54
heel.
05:54
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>> All right, maybe it means that, too.
05:56
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>> Oh, I would kill for a salmon skin roll
05:58
06:00
right now.
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06:03
>> You know, fine. Get attacked. I don't
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even care.
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>> Come on, Ross. We're sorry. Please tell
06:06
06:08
us what it is.
06:08
06:12
Unagi is a state of total awareness.
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Okay. Only by achieving true unagi can
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you be prepared for any danger that may
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befall you.
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>> You mean in case someone's trying to
06:25
06:27
steal your bamboo sleeping mat or your
06:27
06:28
kettle of fish?
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06:34
>> All I'm saying is it's one thing being
06:34
06:36
prepared for an attack against like each
06:36
06:38
other. Whole another story being
06:38
06:40
prepared for an attack. I don't like
06:40
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surprise.
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[Laughter]
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>> All right. You knew that was coming. But
06:51
06:53
that doesn't mean you have unagi.
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[Applause]
06:58
07:00
>> Oh, you know what? If we made
07:00
07:01
reservations, we could have unagi in
07:01
07:03
about a half hour.
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[Music]
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>> It was good.
07:08
07:09
>> Oh, yeah. It's the last time.
07:09
07:11
Danger.
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>> What the hell was that?
07:17
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>> A lesson in the importance of unagi.
07:19
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>> Oh, you're a freak.
07:25
07:29
>> Perhaps.
07:29
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Now, I'm curious. At what point during
07:31
07:34
those girish screams would you have
07:34
07:36
begun to kick my ass?
07:36
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All right. So, we weren't prepared.
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07:45
>> I'm sorry I had to take such drastic
07:45
07:47
measures to make my point, but I look, I
07:47
07:49
just want you guys to be safe.
07:49
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>> Danger.
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Uhhuh.
07:58
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Unagi.
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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08:10
danger.
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[Laughter]
08:12
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[Applause]
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08:18
Ah,
08:18
08:20
salmon skin roll
08:20
08:24
[Music]
08:24
08:27
sayac. Yeah, Alex Tbec. Oh, of course.
08:27
08:31
Chuck Woolery. Definitely, Phoebe. You
08:31
08:34
will not find a single game show host
08:34
08:37
whose ass I cannot kick.
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[Laughter]
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>> No.
08:47
08:48
>> Say it. Say we are unagi.
08:48
08:52
>> It's not something you are. It's
08:52
08:54
something you have.
08:54
08:57
>> Say it.
08:57
08:58
>> You know what? I could easily get out of
08:58
08:59
this, but there's a chance you could get
08:59
09:01
very, very hurt.
09:01
09:06
[Music]
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09:11
Uh-huh.
09:11
09:12
Nowhere to run.
09:12
09:17
>> I don't like sitting up here. I'm I'm
09:17
09:19
going to go over. Wait till they got
09:19
09:21
here first.
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09:25
[Laughter]
09:25
09:31
Why is Ross doing that?
09:31
09:32
>> Danger.
09:32
09:33
>> Oh my god. Why is he jumping on those
09:33
09:36
women?
09:36
09:39
>> We should help them.
09:39
09:42
I I don't think they need any help.
09:42
09:54
Um.
09:54
10:03
Um.
10:03
10:19
Why have we been together?
10:19
10:21
>> I don't know.
10:21
10:25
>> Do Do you have Do you have any clothes
10:25
10:26
on?
10:26
10:28
>> Yes.
10:28
10:29
>> Really?
10:29
10:29
>> No.
10:30
10:34
>> But we we didn't have
10:34
10:37
sex. Uh, did we?
10:37
10:41
I mean, I don't remember much about last
10:41
10:44
night. It was such a blur.
10:44
10:48
>> Oh, I remember laughing.
10:48
10:51
>> I laughed a lot.
10:51
10:52
>> Then we didn't have sex.
10:52
10:57
>> Oh.
10:57
10:59
Oh, I mean, we were really drunk. I was
10:59
11:02
glad we didn't do anything stupid.
11:02
11:04
>> Tell me about it.
11:04
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>> Oh, hi.
11:06
11:07
>> Hi.
11:07
11:08
>> Yeah. This is the guy I was telling you
11:08
11:09
about.
11:09
11:09
>> Yeah. Yeah. And believe me, this suit
11:09
11:11
does not do justice to what's underneath
11:11
11:13
it.
11:13
11:15
>> Okay. But thieves, I can't I'm just sort
11:15
11:19
of in the middle of something.
11:19
11:21
>> Oh, okay. Yeah, that's okay. Have a
11:21
11:23
seat.
11:23
11:24
>> You can't do that.
11:24
11:25
>> Maybe I should go.
11:25
11:26
>> Sit down. We're winning.
11:26
11:30
>> Okay. You know what? Maybe I should go.
11:30
11:32
>> No, no, no. Have a seat. You have a
11:32
11:33
seat.
11:33
11:34
>> Rachel. Rachel, you haven't touched
11:34
11:35
Elon's hair.
11:35
11:37
>> It's the softest hair. Touch it. I'm
11:37
11:39
good, Rachel. Patrick is really rich.
11:39
11:42
Give her some money.
11:42
11:45
>> Oh,
11:45
11:46
>> you know what, Phoebe? This isn't really
11:46
11:47
worth the free massage.
11:48
11:49
>> That's right, Patrick. Bye-bye. No,
11:49
11:51
>> Elena is much more cooperative and he
11:51
11:53
can dance. You dance for Rachel.
11:54
11:56
>> No, no, no. Don't dance for me, please.
11:56
11:58
Don't
11:58
11:59
>> What's the matter with you guys? Yeah.
11:59
12:01
>> Okay, let's talk it out. I
12:01
12:04
>> Am I the only one that this is
12:04
12:06
embarrassing for?
12:06
12:07
>> I'm a little embarrassed. Sh.
12:07
12:11
>> I'll tell you who should be embarrassed.
12:11
12:12
It's you guys. Come on. This is
12:12
12:14
ridiculous. Thank you very much, but I
12:14
12:16
do not need you to get me a date. Then
12:16
12:18
why did she ask us to
12:18
12:19
>> I am still talking. And then you chase
12:19
12:21
away the one guy that I actually liked.
12:21
12:24
I mean, no offense to you guys. Really?
12:24
12:26
I mean, congratulations, son. All the
12:26
12:28
cash
12:28
12:30
and and you know, you really Well, you
12:30
12:32
do have very soft hair, but I would much
12:32
12:34
rather go to the ball all by myself than
12:34
12:37
go through any more of this. Goodbye.
12:37
12:42
Now, do you use some sort of special
12:42
12:44
conditioner on that hair?
12:44
12:46
>> Yes. Papaya extract.
12:46
12:47
>> Thank you. You go ahead. I'll catch up.
12:47
12:50
Okay. Okay.
12:50
12:56
Come on, let's start running. Let's go.
12:56
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[Music]
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>> You guys, I'm telling you, when she
13:05
13:07
runs, she looks like a cross between
13:07
13:08
Kermit the Frog and the $6 million man.
13:08
13:13
>> Monica had such a crush on him
13:13
13:17
that she used to kiss his poster every
13:17
13:19
night before she went to bed.
13:19
13:21
I used to do that, too.
13:21
13:23
>> Did you also have his album? It's not
13:23
13:24
easy being green.
13:24
13:28
>> Oh,
13:28
13:32
so Phoebe runs weird, huh? Yeah. Yeah.
13:32
13:35
You know what? And and I know she's
13:35
13:36
going to want to run again. I just don't
13:36
13:38
I don't know how to get out of it. I
13:38
13:39
mean, I live with her. Why don't you
13:39
13:41
just be straight with her? Tell her the
13:41
13:42
truth.
13:42
13:44
>> You're right. You're right. I should
13:44
13:46
just tell her the truth.
13:46
13:48
>> Hey.
13:48
13:48
>> Hey.
13:48
13:49
>> Hey, Bab. Monica tripped me. I don't
13:49
13:50
think I can ever run again. Ever.
13:50
13:54
>> Why? Why would you do that? I don't
13:54
13:57
know.
13:57
13:59
>> Rachel, I'm sorry that I hurt your
13:59
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ankles.
14:01
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>> Ankle. We'll see.
14:02
14:07
[Music]
14:07
14:12
Hi.
14:12
14:13
>> Oh, yeah. Oh, it's me. I saw you grab
14:13
14:16
your running shoes this morning and
14:16
14:17
sneak out. You lied. So you could run by
14:17
14:20
yourself?
14:20
14:20
>> No. No, Phoebe. No. I was No. You know
14:20
14:22
what? I was I was actually just checking
14:22
14:25
to see if I could run and I can.
14:25
14:28
>> Please, Rachel. I am not an idiot.
14:28
14:30
>> No. Wait, Phoei.
14:30
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>> Hey, Phoebe. Can I talk to you for a
14:37
14:39
second?
14:39
14:39
>> Sure. Okay. Um, I
14:40
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Phoebe, look, I just wanted to say that
14:46
14:48
I'm sorry, okay? I handled the situation
14:48
14:51
horribly and and I should not have lied
14:51
14:54
to you.
14:54
14:55
>> So, what should you have done?
14:55
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>> Well, I I should have told you the
14:58
14:59
truth.
14:59
15:00
>> Uhhuh. which is
15:00
15:03
well, you know, the reason that I didn't
15:03
15:06
want to go running with you is because
15:06
15:09
um well, you know, the way that you run
15:09
15:11
is just a little
15:11
15:16
>> So, well, it's embarrassing. People were
15:16
15:18
looking at us like we were crazy.
15:18
15:20
>> Why do you care?
15:20
15:21
>> Because they're people.
15:21
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But people that you don't know and will
15:23
15:25
never see again.
15:25
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>> Yes, but still they are people with
15:26
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eyes.
15:29
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Well, I didn't get embarrassed running
15:31
15:33
next to Miss
15:33
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>> But Oh, okay. No, no, I can see why
15:38
15:41
running with me would be embarrassing to
15:41
15:43
you. Yeah. Okay. You're uptight.
15:43
15:45
>> What? I But I am not up.
15:45
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Listen, I am not uptight, man.
15:50
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That's okay, Rachel. I'm not judging
15:56
15:58
you. That's just who you are. me, I'm
15:58
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more freak, you know? I run like I did
16:00
16:02
when I was a kid because it's the only
16:02
16:04
way it's fun, you know? I mean, didn't
16:04
16:06
you ever run so fast you thought your
16:06
16:08
legs were going to fall off? You know,
16:08
16:10
like when you were like running toward
16:10
16:12
the swings or or running away from
16:12
16:14
Satan,
16:14
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>> the neighbor's dog
16:18
16:23
[Music]
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[Music]
16:38
16:38
[Applause]
16:38
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I'm so sorry. You're right. This feels
16:40
16:42
great.
16:42
16:43
>> See, and you don't care if people are
16:43
16:44
staring. It's just for a second cuz then
16:44
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you're gone.
16:46
16:47
>> God. Hey, it's amazing. I feel so free
16:47
16:50
and so graceful.
16:50
16:56
>> Hey, watch out for the horse.
16:56
17:00
>> We the trivi from Days of Our Lives just
17:00
17:03
walked in here.
17:04
17:05
>> Ra, he's a friend of ours. You are
17:05
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friends with Dr. Drake Raor.
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>> It's kind of hard to be friends with
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Drake because of his busy schedule and
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the fact that he's not real.
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>> Hey. Hey. Or I could bring my keyboard
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here sometime.
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>> He's coming. He's come over. Joey.
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>> I know. Here. Here.
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>> Oh,
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no. This is my friend Rachel. We went to
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high school together.
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Hey,
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>> I
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I love you on that show.
17:36
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>> I watch you every day. I mean, when you
17:38
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took out your own kidney to save your
17:41
17:43
ex-wife, even though she tried to kill
17:43
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you.
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>> Well, it's always nice to meet the fans.
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>> She's not crazy, is she?
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>> So, uh, how are you doing?
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[Music]
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>> We're going to find love. Definitely.
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Yeah, I'm pretty confident about that.
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That's what makes it so easy for me to
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be 80% happy for Monica and Chandler.
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It'd be nice to have a little guarantee,
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though.
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>> What do you mean? Well, you know, some
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people make deals with a friend. Like,
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if neither of them are married by the
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time they're 40, they marry each other.
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>> You mean a backup?
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>> Yeah, exactly.
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>> Yeah. Yeah, I've got that.
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>> You do?
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>> Mhm.
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>> Who? Joey? Joey?
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>> Yeah. Are you serious?
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>> Yeah. I locked him in years ago.
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>> Wait, so if neither of you are married
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by the time you're 40, you're going to
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marry Joey?
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>> Yeah, we shook on it.
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>> Yeah, but believe me, that is not how he
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wanted to seal the deal.
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>> Oh, seriously?
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>> Oh, yeah. I think his exact words were
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>> charming.
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That is just a backup.
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>> It's like I guess I'm just really sad
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that I'm leaving. I'm going to miss you
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so much.
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>> Well, this doesn't have to be so sad,
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though. You know, maybe instead of just
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thinking about how much you're going to
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miss each other, you should like think
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about some of the things that you're not
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going to miss.
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>> I don't think there's anything.
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>> Come on. There's got to be something.
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>> Oh, she's perfect.
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I have one.
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>> Great. Okay, you can go first. Uh, well,
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I guess I'm not going to miss the fact
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that you're never allowed to move the
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phone pin.
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>> Good. That's a good one. Okay, Monica,
19:45
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anything you know, does Rachel move the
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phone pin?
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>> Odd sometimes.
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>> Always, actually.
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Okay, good. There you go. Doesn't
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everyone feel better?
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>> It's not just the phone pin.
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I never get my messages.
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>> You get your messages?
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>> Yeah. Well, I don't think it really
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counts if you have to read them off the
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back of your hand after you fall asleep
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on the couch. So So you missed a message
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from who? Chandler or your mom?
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Or Chandler or your mom?
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Great. It worked. No one's sad.
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>> What? What? What the? How did How did
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What the How did What?
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>> Well, you know, he lost his keys, so he
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was looking for them
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>> in your mouth.
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>> No,
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downstairs. And we got to talking, you
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know, for like two hours and I really
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liked him, so I invited him up here for
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a cup of coffee.
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>> You were at the coffee house.
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Ross, what's the big deal? So, I kissed
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the guy.
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>> He is my girlfriend's father. Okay. It's
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It's It's weird.
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>> What? You dated my sister.
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>> But that was different.
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>> What? Why?
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>> This is weird for me.
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>> Ross, look. Look. This is good for you,
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okay? Let's face it. So far, the guy is
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not loving you. But I can turn that
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21:18
around. I got the inside track. We can
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all go out to dinner, you know, and I
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can talk you up. Plus, the guy is a
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very, very successful lawyer.
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>> How is that important?
21:30
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>> Oh, it's important.
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>> Hello.
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>> Hello. Is Ross there?
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>> Uh, no, he's not. Can I take a message?
21:36
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>> Yes. This is Russell, Ross's divorce
21:38
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lawyer. Just tell him that since I
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haven't heard from him, I assume he's
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decided to give the marriage a try.
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>> Ross got married again? No.
21:45
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All right. I'm I'm not English.
21:52
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I'm from Long Island.
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I was really nervous and the accent just
21:59
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um just came out.
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I'm sorry.
22:04
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So, if we could just get back to the
22:08
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lecture.
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Um,
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were there any questions
22:13
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about paleontology?
22:17
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All right, look, I was just trying to
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make a good first impression. Obviously,
22:23
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I screwed up, but what you guys think of
22:26
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me is really important because I'm I'm
22:29
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hoping to get a permanent job here. So,
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if you just give me another chance to
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make a good impression.
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>> Russ, are you crazy? I am still your
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wife? What were you just never going to
22:41
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tell me? What the hell is wrong with
22:43
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you?
22:45
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Oh, I could just kill you.
22:46
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>> Why? Rachel,
22:54
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>> had enough to drink? I'm just helping
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the kids.
22:57
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>> How is you drinking helping the kids?
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>> Because the more I drink, the less there
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is for the kids to drink.
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Mr. Tribiani,
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>> your generous contribution brings us a
23:13
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big step closer to building the youth
23:15
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center.
23:16
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>> Just out of curiosity, how how much is
23:18
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that boat worth?
23:19
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>> I think it was valued at 19,000.
23:20
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>> That was pretty close.
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>> Uh, so bad news. Um, I can't buy the
23:28
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boat. I don't have any money.
23:32
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>> Tell me something, Joey.
23:34
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I just fell right off the couch there.
23:39
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>> Yeah, you did.
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>> Oh, okay.
23:42
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>> Let me here you go.
23:44
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>> Whoops.
23:44
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>> Let me ask you a question.
23:45
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>> Yeah.
23:46
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>> When was the last time
23:48
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>> someone told you just how beautiful you
23:50
23:52
are?
23:52
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>> Wow.
23:54
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I can't I can't feel my hands.
23:56
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>> Come on. Come here.
23:59
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>> Huh?
24:05
24:05
>> Huh?
24:05
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[Laughter]
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I will look in the back closet.
24:28
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>> I can save you time, ladies. I'm right
24:30
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here.
24:32
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>> Yeah. Chandler, why don't you take a
24:34
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walk? This doesn't concern you.
24:36
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>> We are looking for our Christmas
24:39
24:40
presents for Monica.
24:40
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>> What? That's terrible.
24:42
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>> No, no, we do it every year.
24:43
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>> Oh, well that that makes it not
24:45
24:47
terrible.
24:47
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>> No. Yeah, we never find them. She's
24:49
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always best at us. That wy minkx.
24:51
24:55
Yeah, don't worry. We're just going to
24:55
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search here for an hour and then we're
24:57
24:58
going to go over to Joey's and search.
24:58
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Okay.
24:59
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>> No, not okay. You can't look for
25:00
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Monica's presents.
25:02
25:03
>> Oh, no. We have to.
25:03
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>> No, you don't have to. And you can't
25:04
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because I I live here, too.
25:06
25:09
>> Well, then you should look with us.
25:09
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>> Why,
25:13
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>> Chandler? Aren't you worried about what
25:14
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to get Monica for Christmas?
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>> No. I have a great idea for a present
25:17
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for her.
25:19
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>> Oh, that's it? A great idea? I guess.
25:19
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>> Chandler, that's not enough. I mean,
25:23
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what if she gets you a great present,
25:25
25:26
two medium presents, and then a bunch of
25:26
25:28
little presents, and you've just gotten
25:28
25:29
her one great present? I mean, that's
25:29
25:31
just going to make her feel bad. Why
25:31
25:32
would you do that to her? Chandler. Why?
25:32
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Why?
25:34
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>> If I helped, we could find him faster.
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>> That's right.
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[Music]
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>> Okay.
25:43
25:45
Call me when you get there. Okay.
25:45
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>> Okay. Really going to miss you.
25:47
25:56
>> Oh, yeah. I have your key.
25:56
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There you go. Thanks. Yeah.
25:59
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Oh god, this is silly. I'm going to see
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you in a couple of hours.
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>> Bye. House.
26:13
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>> Bye.
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26:34
[Music]
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[Music]
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She really left.
26:47
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>> I know.
26:48
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>> Thank you.
26:52
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>> No problem, Romy.
26:53
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Can I ask you a question?
27:03
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>> Sure.
27:05
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>> What the hell is that dog doing here?
27:06
27:10
>> If she if she wasn't into me, why why
27:10
27:12
would she ask me out again?
27:12
27:13
>> She asked asked you out again?
27:14
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>> Yeah. Mhm.
27:15
27:17
>> Tomorrow night,
27:17
27:18
>> Valentine's Day, the most romantic day
27:18
27:21
of the year. Who knows what could
27:21
27:24
happen? I might not be shutting my
27:24
27:26
drapes to show her my slides, if you
27:26
27:28
know what I mean.
27:28
27:28
>> Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I got it.
27:28
27:29
I got it. I got it. I can't. I can't. I
27:29
27:31
can't. I can't. I'm not good with the
27:31
27:32
you and my sister thing. Okay. I just
27:32
27:33
can't. It's just too weird. All right. I
27:33
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imagine the two of you together. I just
27:36
27:37
freak out. It freaks me out and I can't
27:37
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do it. I can't do it.
27:39
27:43
>> It's okay.
27:43
27:46
Hey, it's too weird for you. I won't see
27:46
27:49
her again.
27:49
27:49
>> Thank you. I Yeah.
27:49
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>> I mean, after tomorrow night.
27:50
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>> No. No. No. No. No. Please. I can't. I
27:52
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can't do it again.
27:54
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>> Okay. Oh, hey. Okay. Okay.
27:55
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>> Okay. I'll I'll tell her tonight. I
27:58
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can't see her anymore.
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>> You want me to call her right now?
28:06
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>> Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no. Oh, I mean,
28:08
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come on. That's That's crazy, man.
28:11
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That's crazy.
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>> So, what's what's going on with you?
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What is going on with you?
28:17
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Well, um Oh, I may be teaching another
28:19
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class this semester.
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>> Yeah, do it now. Call her right now.
28:23
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>> Now, you two were involved in a serious
28:25
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relationship that really creates a
28:27
28:29
problem.
28:29
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>> Ros, your honor, rest assured that
28:29
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relationship ended 2 years ago. And can
28:31
28:33
you please strike consummated like
28:33
28:35
bunnies from the record?
28:35
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>> Is there anything in this record that is
28:37
28:39
actually true?
28:39
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>> Uh well, yes. We uh we got married in
28:40
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Vegas and uh and the names, I think.
28:43
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Well, based on what I've heard, you two
28:47
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certainly don't qualify for an anulment.
28:49
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>> If you don't want to be together, you'll
28:52
28:53
have to file for divorce.
28:53
28:55
>> That's great. You happy now? Look what
28:55
28:57
you did with your funny funny form.
28:57
29:00
>> What? Me? What about you and your
29:00
29:02
consummated like bunnies nonsense?
29:02
29:05
Now,
29:05
29:05
>> what are you typing that for? She
29:05
29:07
already said we don't get the anulment.
29:08
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Don't type that. What? Stop typing. Hey,
29:10
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stop typing.
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Stop typing. Stop typing.
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>> Okay. Do you see? Do you see what you
29:20
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are keeping me married to?
29:22
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>> You need to get out of my chambers.
29:24
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>> All right. Look, lady, here is the deal.
29:26
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I came here for an anolment, and I am
29:28
29:30
not leaving here until I get one.
29:30
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>> Would you like to spend the night in
29:32
29:33
jail?
29:33
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>> Okay. Thank you for your time.
29:33
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>> Oh my god. They let you keep that stuff?
29:37
29:40
>> Sure. As long as they don't find out,
29:40
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you can keep whatever you want.
29:42
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And I want you to have it.
29:44
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>> No. No.
29:46
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>> Yes. And every time you look at it,
29:47
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>> I want you to remember that you are a
29:50
29:52
good person. Okay. Now, you had the
29:52
29:55
chance to cheat and with me,
29:55
30:00
but you didn't. And that's what this
30:00
30:02
ring stands for.
30:02
30:05
>> But I thought that ring stood for
30:05
30:06
Capri's undying love for her brother.
30:06
30:08
>> Look, you want the ring or not?
30:08
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>> Yeah.
30:09
30:17
Oh
30:17
30:19
my god, Barry.
30:19
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>> You said you were going to be away all
30:21
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weekend.
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>> That's right. I'm sorry. I I am early.
30:24
30:28
Finish, please.
30:28
30:33
[Music]
30:33
歌词与翻译
[中文]
现在看，只有一个问题，
...
不过。只剩下一个人的空间了所以，我
...
猜想你们中的一个人必须留在
...
乔伊的。
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>> 好吧，因为火是我的
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错了，我想你应该留下来
...
在这里。
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>> 嘿嘿嘿。现在，这不是任何人的
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错了，费布斯。好的。这是一次意外。
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>> 好吧，不，这是我的错。所以，你
...
应该得到漂亮的房间。
...
>> 好的。
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>> 所以，Ra，你是酒店
的第一位客人
莫妮卡。
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>> 是的。嗯，你只需告诉我如何
...
你喜欢早上吃鸡蛋。而我
...
以为我会把它们带给你，你
...
知道，在床上。什么？您已经历
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这么多。
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>> 我有。
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>> 这里是我保存
的地方
披萨。
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>> 呃，这就是餐巾纸所在的地方。
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>> 那是什么味道？
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>> 我知道。我
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[鼓掌]
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>> 那么，你昨晚睡得好吗？
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>> 我做到了。是的，
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>> 我做到了。莫妮卡真是太可爱了。她留下了
...
我枕头上的小薄荷。
...
>> 你知道乔伊在我枕头上留下了什么吗？
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什么？
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>> 口香糖。
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>> 好吧，我们确定了
的原因
火。
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>> 是的，我知道。我知道。这是我的蜡烛。
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我的蜡烛。
...
>> 不，
中还有一台设备处于开启状态
浴室。看起来像冰壶
...
铁。
...
>> 我不使用卷发棒。
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>> 嗯，有人这么做了。
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>> 别看我。我的头发是直的。
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直。直的。直的。
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>> 可能是直发器。
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>> 哦，
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这是我放披萨的地方。
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嘿。嘿，餐巾去哪儿了？
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[音乐]
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[鼓掌]
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>> 天啊。雷切尔·格林。
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>> 罗布·蒂尔曼。
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>> 不，不，是我，罗斯。
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>> 哦，对不起。罗斯·蒂尔曼.
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>> 不，不，不。罗斯·盖勒.
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>> 哦，当然。莫妮卡的哥哥。
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>> 是的，对。
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>> 哇。你好吗？
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>> 好。好的。我是我结婚了。
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>> 哦，我也是。
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>> 哦，这不是最好的吗？
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>> 哦，这是最好的。
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>> 那么，莫妮卡怎么样？
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>> 哦，真的吗？真的很棒。是的，
...
事实上，她就在街上。
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嗯，你知道吗？你应该
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过来打个招呼。
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>> 哦，我很乐意。
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>> 是的。哦。哦，她一定会很兴奋。
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>>哦。哦，来吧。哦，等等。难道你不
...
要为你的巨乳小姐付钱吗？
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不，不，不。那是一个没关系。一些
...
有孩子让我帮他捡，
...
但我
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>> 哦，
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>> 你猜怎么着？巴里和明迪正在
...
离婚。
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>> 天啊。
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>> 哇。
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>> 你怎么了？
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>> 不。巴里和明迪。
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>> 哦，抱歉。听说离婚了我立即
...
去找罗斯。
...
>> 谁？巴里和明迪是谁？
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>> 巴里是我差点就结婚的那个人。
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明迪是我最好的朋友。
...
>>哦。哦，他不是用
欺骗了你吗？
她？
...
>> 是的，但这仅仅意味着他是
...
在她身上睡着而不是
...
我。
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>> 天哪，你能想象我是否真的
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嫁给他了？我的意思是，会有多么不同
...
我的生活是什么？
...
>> 我知道你的意思。我一直
...
想知道我的生活会有多么不同
...
如果我从未离婚就好了。
...
>> 哪个时间？
...
>> 第一次。
...
>> 好吧，说真的，想象一下如果卡罗尔没有
...
意识到她是女同性恋。
...
>> 我不能。我一直以好的方式看待它。
...
我打赌我仍然会练习空手道。
...
在我们的婚姻即将结束时，我
...
通过大量练习空手道来
...
释放来自
的紧张感
不做任何其他体力活动。
...
>> 也许问题是你
...
发音为空手道。
...
>> 她是我最好的朋友。
...
>> 嗯，乔伊是我最好的朋友。
...
>> 我不是你最好的朋友。
...
>> 你刚才说，
...
>> “当然你是我最好的朋友。
...
不过你可以告诉瑞秋吗？
...
>> 好吧。好吧。至少我是
...
准备好了。
...
>> 好的。
...
>> 哦，是的。
...
>> 嘿。
...
>> 嘿。嘿。
...
>> 这些不适合您。你不高兴吗？
...
>> 我现在是。
...
>> 嘿，给我房间。
...
>> 好的。再见。
...
>> 拉，
...
有件很重要的事情我必须
...
告诉你。你怀孕了吗？
...
>> 不，但我要把衬衫扔掉。
...
>> 我认为有一点
...
之前的误会
...
>> 嗯，当我说那个钱德勒和
...
我想嗯住在一起，
...
我们的意思是单独在一起。
...
天啊。哦，这很有趣。我不能
...
相信我做到了。
...
>> 哦不，亲爱的。不，你知道吗？这
...
是我的错。我我没说清楚。我是
...
真的很抱歉。
...
>> 听着，你花费的时间与
一样多
你需要搬出去，好吗？有
...
绝对不着急。
...
>> 好的。
...
>> 嘿。
...
>> 嘿。你们最近在忙什么？
...
>> 哦，我们去上自卫课了
今天
。
...
>> 哇。
...
>> 是的。踢一个人的胯部
...
早上真的让你精疲力竭。
...
>> 把它从你身上夺走。
...
>> 不。现在我们可以踢任何人的屁股
...
>> 一节课后。我不这么认为。
...
>> 什么？你想看我自卫
...
我自己？到那边假装你是
...
性掠夺者。继续。我赌你。
...
>> 当然，您可以保护自己免受
的侵害
您知道攻击即将来临。那不是
...
够了。看，我学习空手道
...
很长一段时间。
...
有一个概念你真的应该
...
熟悉。这就是日本人
...
叫鳗鱼。
...
>> 这不是寿司吗？
...
>> 不，这是一个概念。
...
>> 是的，确实如此。这是。这是淡水
...
鞋跟。
...
>> 好吧，也许这也是这个意思。
...
>> 哦，我愿意为了一份鲑鱼皮卷而杀人
...
现在。
...
>> 你知道，很好。受到攻击。我不
...
甚至关心。
...
>> 来吧，罗斯。我们很抱歉。请告诉
...
我们是什么。
...
鳗鱼是一种完全意识的状态。
...
好的。只有获得真正的鳗鱼才能
...
您要做好应对可能
的任何危险的准备
降临到你身上。
...
>> 你的意思是万一有人试图
...
偷你的竹睡垫或你的
...
一壶鱼？
...
>> 我想说的是
是一回事
准备好应对类似的攻击
...
其他。另一个故事是
...
准备攻击。我不喜欢
...
惊喜。
...
[笑声]
...
>> 好吧。你知道那会到来。但是
...
这并不意味着您有鳗鱼。
...
[鼓掌]
...
>> 哦，你知道吗？如果我们做了
...
预订，我们可以在
吃鳗鱼
大约半小时。
...
[音乐]
...
>> 很好。
...
>> 哦，是的。这是最后一次了。
...
危险。
...
>> 那到底是什么？
...
>> 关于鳗鱼重要性的一课。
...
>> 哦，你是个怪胎。
...
>> 也许吧。
...
现在，我很好奇。
期间的什么时间点
你会听到那些女孩的尖叫声吗
...
开始踢我的屁股？
...
好的。所以，我们没有做好准备。
...
>> 很抱歉我不得不采取如此激烈的行动
...
措施来表达我的观点，但我看，我
...
只是希望你们安全。
...
>> 危险。
...
嗯。
...
鳗鱼。
...
[音乐]
...
[鼓掌]
...
危险。
...
[笑声]
...
[鼓掌]
...
啊，
...
三文鱼皮卷
...
[音乐]
...
萨亚克。是的，亚历克斯·特贝克。哦，当然。
...
查克·伍勒里。当然，菲比。你
...
找不到任何游戏节目主持人
...
我不能踢他的屁股。
...
[笑声]
...
>> 号
...
>> 说出来。说我们是鳗鱼。
...
>> 这不是你。这是
...
你拥有的东西。
...
>> 说出来。
...
>> 你知道吗？我可以轻松地摆脱
...
这个，但你有机会得到
...
非常非常受伤。
...
[音乐]
...
嗯。
...
无处可逃。
...
>> 我不喜欢坐在这里。我是我
...
要过去了。等到他们得到
...
首先在这里。
...
[笑声]
...
罗斯为什么要这么做？
...
>> 危险。
...
>> 天啊。他为什么要跳到那些
...
女性？
...
>> 我们应该帮助他们。
...
我认为他们不需要任何帮助。
...
嗯。
...
嗯。
...
我们为什么在一起？
...
>> 我不知道。
...
>> 你有吗 你有衣服吗
...
开启？
...
>> 是的。
...
>> 真的吗？
...
>> 号
...
>> 但我们没有
...
性。呃，我们是吗？
...
我的意思是，我不太记得最后
...
晚上。真是太模糊了。
...
>> 哦，我记得笑了。
...
>> 我笑了很多。
...
>> 然后我们没有做爱。
...
>>哦。
...
哦，我是说，我们真的喝醉了。我是
...
很高兴我们没有做任何蠢事。
...
>> 告诉我吧。
...
>> 哦，嗨。
...
>>嗨。
...
>> 是的。这就是我告诉你的那个人
...
大约。
...
>> 是的。是的。相信我，这套衣服
...
没有公正地对待下面的内容
...
它。
...
>> 好的。但是小偷们，我不能，我只是排序
...
在某件事的中间。
...
>> 哦，好吧。是的，没关系。有一个
...
个座位。
...
>> 你不能这样做。
...
>> 也许我应该去。
...
>> 坐下。我们赢了。
...
>> 好的。你知道吗？也许我应该走。
...
>> 不，不，不。请坐。你有一个
...
个座位。
...
>> 雷切尔。雷切尔，你还没碰过
...
埃隆的头发。
...
>> 这是最柔软的头发。触摸它。我是
...
好的，雷切尔。帕特里克真的很有钱。
...
给她一些钱。
...
>> 哦，
...
>> 你知道吗，菲比？这实际上并不是
...
值得免费按摩。
...
>> 没错，帕特里克。再见。不，
...
>> 埃琳娜更加合作，他
...
会跳舞。你为雷切尔跳舞。
...
>> 不，不，不。请不要为我跳舞。
...
不要
...
>> 你们怎么了？是的。
...
>> 好吧，我们来谈谈吧。我
...
>> 我是唯一一个这样的人吗
...
尴尬吗？
...
>> 我有点尴尬。什。
...
>> 我来告诉你谁应该感到尴尬。
...
是你们。快点。这是
...
荒谬。非常感谢，但我
...
不需要你为我安排约会。然后
...
她为什么要求我们
...
>> 我还在说话。然后你追逐
...
带走我真正喜欢的一个人。
...
我的意思是，无意冒犯你们。真的吗？
...
我的意思是，恭喜你，儿子。所有
...
现金
...
而且你知道，你真的很好，你
...
确实有非常柔软的头发，但我很想
...
宁愿自己去参加舞会也不愿
...
再经历一遍。再见。
...
现在，您使用某种特殊的
...
头发上有护发素吗？
...
>> 是的。木瓜提取物。
...
>> 谢谢。你继续吧。我会赶上的。
...
好的。好的。
...
来吧，我们开始跑步吧。我们走吧。
...
[音乐]
...
>> 你们，我告诉你们，当她
...
跑步，她看起来像是
的混合体
青蛙克米特和价值 600 万美元的男人。
...
>> 莫妮卡非常迷恋他
...
她曾经每年
亲吻他的海报
晚上她睡觉前。
...
我以前也这么做过。
...
>> 你也有他的专辑吗？这不是
...
轻松环保。
...
>> 哦，
...
所以菲比跑得很奇怪，是吧？是的。是的。
...
你知道吗？而且我知道她是
...
想要再次跑步。我只是不
...
我不知道如何摆脱它。我
...
意思是，我和她住在一起。你为什么不
...
直接对她说好吗？告诉她
...
真相。
...
>> 你是对的。你说得对。我应该
...
告诉她真相。
...
>> 嘿。
...
>> 嘿。
...
>> 嘿，巴布。莫妮卡绊倒了我。我不
...
我想我还能再次跑步。曾经。
...
>> 为什么？你为什么要这么做？我不
...
知道。
...
>> 瑞秋，很抱歉我伤害了你
...
脚踝。
...
>> 脚踝。我们拭目以待。
...
[音乐]
...
嗨。
...
>> 哦，是的。哦，是我。我看到你抓住了
...
你今天早上的跑鞋和
...
溜出去。你撒谎了。所以你可以通过
运行
你自己？
...
>> 不，不，菲比。不。我是不。你知道
...
什么？我实际上只是在检查
...
看看我是否可以运行并且我可以。
...
>> 拜托，雷切尔。我不是白痴。
...
>> 不，等等，Phoei。
...
>> 嘿，菲比。我可以和你聊聊
...
秒？
...
>> 当然。好的。嗯，我
...
菲比，听着，我只是想说
...
对不起，好吗？我处理了这种情况
...
太可怕了，我不应该撒谎
...
给你。
...
>> 那么，你应该做什么？
...
>> 好吧，我应该告诉你
...
真相。
...
>> 嗯。这是
...
好吧，你知道，我没有
的原因
想和你一起跑步是因为
...
嗯，你知道，你跑步的方式
...
只是一点点
...
>> 所以，好吧，这很尴尬。人们是
...
看着我们就像我们疯了一样。
...
>> 你为什么关心？
...
>> 因为他们是人。
...
但是你不认识但会认识的人
...
再也见不到了。
...
>> 是的，但他们仍然是
的人
只眼睛。
...
嗯，我跑步并没有感到尴尬
...
在
小姐旁边
>> 但是哦，好吧。不，不，我明白为什么
...
和我一起跑步会让
感到尴尬
你。是的。好的。你很紧张。
...
>> 什么？我可是我还没起来。
...
听着，我并不紧张，伙计。
...
没关系，雷切尔。我不是在评判
...
你。这就是你。我，我是
...
更多怪胎，你知道吗？我像以前一样跑步
...
当我还是个孩子的时候，因为这是唯一的
...
这很有趣，你知道吗？我的意思是，没有
...
你曾经跑得如此之快，以至于你以为你的
...
条腿要掉下来了？你知道，
...
就像当你奔向
时
摇摆或逃离
...
撒旦，
...
>> 邻居的狗
...
[音乐]
...
[音乐]
...
[鼓掌]
...
非常抱歉。你说得对。这感觉
...
太棒了。
...
>> 看吧，你不在乎人们是否
...
凝视。这只是一秒钟，因为然后
...
你走了。
...
>>上帝。嘿，太棒了。我感觉很自由
...
非常优雅。
...
>> 嘿，小心马。
...
>> 我们的日子里的琐事只是
...
走进这里。
...
>> Ra，他是我们的朋友。你是
...
与 Drake Raor 博士的朋友。
...
>> 与
成为朋友有点困难
德雷克因为他的日程繁忙，并且
...
他不是真实的这一事实。
...
>> 嘿。嘿。或者我可以带上我的键盘
...
有时会在这里。
...
>> 他来了。他过来了。乔伊。
...
>> 我知道。这里。这里。
...
>> 哦，
...
没有。这是我的朋友雷切尔。我们去了
...
一起上高中。
...
嘿，
...
>> 我
...
我在那个节目中爱你。
...
>> 我每天都看着你。我的意思是，当你
...
取出自己的肾脏来拯救你的
...
前妻，尽管她试图杀死
...
你。
...
>> 嗯，很高兴见到粉丝。
...
>> 她没疯，不是吗？
...
>> 那么，呃，你好吗？
...
[音乐]
...
>> 我们会找到爱情。确实。
...
是的，我对此很有信心。
...
这让我可以轻松
...
为莫妮卡和钱德勒感到 80% 的高兴。
...
如果能有一点保证就好了，
...
不过。
...
>> 你是什么意思？嗯，你知道，有些
...
人与朋友进行交易。就像，
...
如果他们都没有在
结婚
当他们40岁时，他们结婚了。
...
>> 你是说备份？
...
>> 是的，完全正确。
...
>> 是的。是的，我有这个。
...
>> 你知道吗？
...
>> 嗯。
...
>> 谁？乔伊？乔伊？
...
>> 是的。你是认真的？
...
>> 是的。几年前我把他锁在里面了。
...
>> 等等，如果你们都没有结婚
...
当你 40 岁的时候，你将会
...
嫁给乔伊？
...
>> 是的，我们对此表示震惊。
...
>> 是的，但相信我，他不是这样的
...
想要达成协议。
...
>> 哦，认真的吗？
...
>> 哦，是的。我认为他的原话是
...
>> 迷人。
...
这只是一个备份。
...
>> 我想我只是真的很难过
...
我要离开了。我会想念你的
...
这么多。
...
>> 好吧，这不必那么悲伤，
...
不过。你知道，也许不仅仅是
...
考虑一下您要花多少钱
...
想念彼此，你应该想想
...
关于一些你不属于的事情
...
会错过。
...
>> 我认为没有什么。
...
>> 来吧。一定有什么东西。
...
>> 哦，她很完美。
...
我有一个。
...
>> 太棒了。好吧，你可以先走了。呃，好吧，
...
我想我不会错过这个事实
...
您永远不可以移动
...
电话 PIN 码。
...
>> 好。这是一件好事。好的，莫妮卡，
...
你知道吗，雷切尔移动了
...
手机密码？
...
>> 有时很奇怪。
...
>> 事实上，总是如此。
...
好的，很好。就这样吧。没有
...
大家都感觉好些了吗？
...
>> 这不仅仅是手机 PIN 码。
...
我从来没有收到我的消息。
...
>> 你收到消息了吗？
...
>> 是的。嗯，我不认为它真的
如果您必须从
很重要
中读出它们，则
入睡后的手背
...
在沙发上。那么所以你错过了一条消息
...
来自谁？钱德还是你妈妈？
...
或者钱德勒或你妈妈？
...
太棒了。它起作用了。没有人难过。
...
>> 什么？什么？什么？
怎么样？
什么，怎么做的？
...
>> 嗯，你知道，他丢了钥匙，所以他
...
正在寻找他们
...
>> 在你嘴里。
...
>> 不，
...
在楼下。我们得谈谈，你
...
知道，大约两个小时，我真的
...
喜欢他，所以我邀请他来这里
...
一杯咖啡。
...
>> 你在咖啡馆。
...
罗斯，有什么大不了的？所以，我吻了
...
那个家伙。
...
>> 他是我女朋友的父亲。好的。这是
...
这很奇怪。
...
>> 什么？你和我姐姐约会了。
...
>> 但那是不同的。
...
>> 什么？为什么？
...
>> 这对我来说很奇怪。
...
>> 罗斯，看。看。这对你有好处，
...
可以吗？让我们面对现实吧。到目前为止，这个人是
...
不爱你。但我可以把它变成
...
左右。我得到了内部轨道。我们可以
...
大家都出去吃饭，你知道，我
...
可以说服你。另外，这家伙是
...
非常非常成功的律师。
...
>> 这有多重要？
...
>> 哦，这很重要。
...
>> 你好。
...
>> 你好。罗斯在吗？
...
>> 呃，不，他不是。我可以留言吗？
...
>> 是的。这是拉塞尔，罗斯的离婚
...
律师。只要告诉他，因为我
...
还没有收到他的消息，我猜他是
...
决定尝试一下婚姻。
...
>> 罗斯又结婚了？编号
...
好吧。我不是英国人。
...
我来自长岛。
...
我真的很紧张，而且口音也很
...
嗯刚刚出来。
...
对不起。
...
那么，如果我们能回到
...
讲座。
...
嗯，
...
还有什么问题吗
...
关于古生物学？
...
好吧，听着，我只是想
...
留下良好的第一印象。显然，
...
我搞砸了，但是你们怎么看
...
我真的很重要，因为我是
...
希望能在这里找到一份长期工作。所以，
...
如果你再给我一次机会
...
留下好印象。
...
>> 拉斯，你疯了吗？我仍然是你的
...
老婆？你从来没有打算做什么
...
告诉我？
到底出了什么问题
你？
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哦，我可以杀了你。
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>> 为什么？雷切尔，
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>> 喝够了吗？我只是帮忙
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孩子们。
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>> 您如何通过饮酒帮助孩子们？
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>> 因为我喝得越多，就越少
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是给孩子们喝的。
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特里比亚尼先生，
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>> 您的慷慨贡献为我们带来了
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向青年建设迈出一大步
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中心。
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>> 只是出于好奇，多少钱
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那艘船值钱吗？
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>> 我认为它的价值为 19,000。
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>> 非常接近了。
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>> 呃，坏消息。嗯，我买不到
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船。我没有钱。
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>> 告诉我一些事情，乔伊。
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我刚刚从沙发上摔下来。
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>> 是的，你做到了。
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>> 哦，好吧。
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>> 让我来给你。
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>> 哎呀。
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>> 让我问你一个问题。
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>> 是的。
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>> 上次是什么时候
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>> 有人告诉你你有多漂亮
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是？
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>> 哇。
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我不能，我感觉不到我的手。
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>> 来吧。过来吧。
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>> 啊？
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>> 啊？
...
[笑声]
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我会看看后面的衣柜。
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>> 女士们，我可以节省你们的时间。我是对的
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在这里。
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>> 是的。钱德勒，你为什么不选择
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步行？这与你无关。
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>> 我们正在寻找我们的圣诞节
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送给莫妮卡的礼物。
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>> 什么？太可怕了。
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>> 不，不，我们每年都会这样做。
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>> 哦，那这就不是
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太糟糕了。
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>> 没有。是的，我们从来没有找到它们。她是
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永远是我们最擅长的。那就是水貂。
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是的，别担心。我们要
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在这里搜索一个小时，然后我们
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要去乔伊家搜索。
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好的。
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>> 不，不行。您无法寻找
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莫妮卡的礼物。
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>> 哦，不。我们必须。
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>> 不，你不必这样做。而你不能
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因为我也住在这里。
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>> 好吧，那你应该和我们一起看看。
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>> 为什么，
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>> 钱德勒？你不担心什么
...
给莫妮卡送圣诞礼物？
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>> 不。我有一个很棒的礼物创意
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给她。
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>> 哦，是这样吗？好主意吗？我猜。
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>> 钱德勒，这还不够。我的意思是，
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如果她给你送了一份很棒的礼物怎么办，
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两个中等大小的礼物，然后是一堆
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个小礼物，您刚刚收到
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她的一份很棒的礼物？我的意思是，那是
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只会让她感觉不好。为什么
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你会这样对她吗？钱德勒。为什么？
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为什么？
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>> 如果我帮忙，我们就能更快找到他。
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>> 没错。
...
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>> 好的。
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到达那里后给我打电话。好的。
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>> 好的。真的会想念你的。
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>> 哦，是的。我有你的钥匙。
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就这样吧。谢谢。是的。
...
天啊，这太蠢了。我要去看看
...
几个小时后你。
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>> 再见。房子。
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>> 再见。
...
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[音乐]
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她真的走了。
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>> 我知道。
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>> 谢谢。
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>> 没问题，罗密。
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我可以问你一个问题吗？
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>> 当然。
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>> 那只狗到底在这儿做什么？
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>> 如果她不喜欢我，为什么为什么
...
她会再约我出去吗？
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>> 她问又约你出去了吗？
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>> 是的。嗯。
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>> 明天晚上，
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>> 情人节，最浪漫的一天
今年
。谁知道会发生什么
...
发生了？我可能不会关闭我的
...
拉上窗帘向她展示我的幻灯片，如果您
...
明白我的意思。
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>> 好的。好的。好的。好的。好的。我得到了它。
...
我明白了。我得到了它。我不能。我不能。我
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不能。我不能。我不擅长
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你和我妹妹的事。好的。我只是
...
不能。实在是太奇怪了。好的。我
...
想象你们两个在一起。我只是
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吓坏了。这让我很害怕，但我做不到
...
去做吧。我做不到。
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>> 没关系。
...
嘿，这对你来说太奇怪了。我不会看到
又是
她。
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>> 谢谢。我是啊。
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>> 我的意思是，明天晚上之后。
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>> 不，不，不，不，不，拜托。我不能。我
...
不能再这样做了。
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>> 好的。哦，嘿。好的。好的。
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>> 好的。我今晚就告诉她。我
...
再也见不到她了。
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>> 你想让我现在给她打电话吗？
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>> 哦，不。不，不，不，不，不。哦，我是说，
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来吧。那太疯狂了，伙计。
...
这太疯狂了。
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>> 那么，你怎么了？
...
你怎么了？
...
嗯，哦，我可能正在教另一个
本学期
课。
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>> 是的，现在就做。现在就给她打电话。
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>> 现在，你们两个卷入了一场严肃的
...
真正创建
的关系
问题。
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>> 罗斯，法官大人，请放心
...
关系已于 2 年前结束。并且可以
...
请像
一样完成
记录中的兔子？
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>> 此记录中是否有任何
...
真的吗？
...
>> 嗯，是的。我们呃我们在
结婚了
维加斯，呃，还有名字，我想。
...
嗯，根据我所听到的，你们两个
...
当然不符合撤销的资格。
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>> 如果你不想在一起，你就会
...
必须申请离婚。
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>> 太棒了。你现在幸福吗？看看什么
...
你用你滑稽可笑的形式做到了。
...
>> 什么？我？你和你的
呢
像兔子一样胡言乱语？
...
现在，
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>> 你输入这个的目的是什么？她
...
已经说过我们没有得到撤销。
...
不要输入该内容。什么？停止打字。嘿，
...
停止输入。
...
停止打字。停止打字。
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>> 好的。你看到了吗？你看到什么了吗
...
让我结婚？
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>> 你需要离开我的房间。
...
>> 好的。听着，女士，这笔交易是这样的。
...
我来这里是为了安息，我是
...
在我得到一个之前不要离开这里。
...
>> 您想在
过夜吗
监狱？
...
>> 好的。感谢您抽出时间。
...
>> 天啊。他们让你保留那些东西？
...
>> 当然。只要他们没有发现，
...
你可以保留任何你想要的东西。
...
我希望你拥有它。
...
>> 号号
...
>> 是的。每次你看它时，
...
>> 我希望你记住你是一个
...
好人。好的。现在，您拥有
...
有机会作弊，和我一起，
...
但你没有。这就是
...
环代表。
...
>> 但我以为那个戒指代表
...
卡普里对她哥哥的永恒的爱。
...
>> 看看，你要不要戒指？
...
>> 是的。
...
哦
...
我的天哪，巴里。
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>> 你说过你要离开
...
周末。
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>> 没错。对不起。我我还早呢。
...
请完成。
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重点词汇
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unagi /ʊˈnɑːɡi/ C1 |
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karate /kəˈrɑːti/ B1 |
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divorce /dɪˈvɔːrs/ B1 |
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candle /ˈkændəl/ A2 |
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appliance /əˈplaɪəns/ B2 |
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napkin /ˈnæpkɪn/ A2 |
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guest /ɡɛst/ A2 |
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fire /faɪər/ A1 |
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mistake /mɪˈsteɪk/ B1 |
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prepared /prɪˈpɛrd/ B2 |
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danger /ˈdeɪn.dʒɚ/ A2 |
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aware /əˈwɛr/ B2 |
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accident /ˈæk.sɪ.dənt/ B1 |
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straight /streɪt/ A2 |
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curling /ˈkɜːrlɪŋ/ B1 |
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pillow /ˈpɪl.oʊ/ A1 |
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mint /mɪnt/ A2 |
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married /ˈmær.id/ A2 |
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重点语法结构
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I guess one of you **will have to** stay at Joey's.
➔ 含义务情态动词的简单将来时
➔ **will have to** 表示将来的义务，意为“*必须*”。
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Well, since the fire was kind of my fault, I guess you **should** get to stay here.
➔ 用于建议的情态动词 (should)
➔ **should** 用于温和的建议，意为“*应该*”。
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This right here **is** where I keep the pizza.
➔ 带指示代词的系动词现在时
➔ **is** 连接主语 *this right here* 与地点 *where I keep the pizza*。
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It **was** my candle. My candle.
➔ 用于身份确认的过去式系动词
➔ **was** 表示过去 *蜡烛* 属于说话者。
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It **could have been** a hair straightener.
➔ 用于对过去的推测的情态完成式（could have + 过去分词）
➔ **could have been** 表示过去可能但未确认的情况。
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If neither of them **are** married by the time they're 40, they **marry** each other.
➔ 第一条件句（if + 一般现在时，... will + 动词原形）
➔ **are** 是 *if* 从句中的一般现在时，**marry** 是主句中 *will* 后的动词原形。
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It **was valued** at 19,000.
➔ 过去式被动语态
➔ **was valued** 是 *value* 的过去式被动形式，表示有人/某事为该物品估值。
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I **should have told** you the truth.
➔ 表示后悔的情态完成式（should have + 过去分词）
➔ **should have told** 将情态动词 *should* 与完成不定式 *have told* 结合，表示本应做但未做的事情。
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We **are going to** find love.
➔ 表示意图的 “going to” 将来时
➔ **are going to** + 动词表示计划好的将来动作：*we are going to find*。
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If you **don’t want** to be together, you **will have to** file for divorce.
➔ 结果从句中包含义务情态动词的第一条件句
➔ **don’t want** 是 *if* 从句中的否定一般现在时，**will have to** 表示主句中的将来义务。
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