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[中文]

是的。好吧，对不起，我想在我们的周年纪念日和我的女朋友一起

。

孩子，我真是个混蛋。

>> 但我告诉过你我没有时间。

>> 是的。

>> 好吧，你永远没有时间。我的意思是，我

觉得我什至不再有女朋友

了。雷切尔

>> 罗斯，你想从我这里得到什么？你想让我

辞职，这样你就可以

感觉自己有女朋友了？

>> 不，但如果您

意识到这只是一份工作，那就太好了。

>> 只是一份工作？

>> 是的。罗斯，你知道这是我一生中

第一次做

我真正关心的事情吗？这是

我一生中第一次做

我真正擅长的事情。我

的意思是，如果你不明白的话。不。

>> 嘿，我明白了。好吧，我有那么大的

时间。我为你感到高兴，但我

厌倦了与你的

答录机建立关系。好吧，我不知道

该做什么了。

>> 好吧，我也不知道。

>> 这是关于马克的吗？

>> 天哪。

>> 好吧，事实并非如此。

>> 天哪。我不能一遍又一遍地进行同样的

战斗，罗斯。不，

你是你是你，你让这件事变得太困难了。

。

>> 哦，我是我把这件事搞得太难了。好的，

你想让我做什么？

>> 我不知道。我不知道。听着，也许

我们应该休息一下。

>> 好的。好吧，好吧。你说得对。让我们呃

让我们休息一下。让我们冷静一下。

好吧，我们来点冷冻酸奶或者

什么的。

>> 不，

>> 我们暂时休息一下。

所以，你来了。

好像昨天我还在那个小培养皿里和

你说话。

[笑声]

每个人都说分娩是我做过的最困难的

事，但他们

错了。这是

嗯，我和你们在一起玩得很开心。

我希望每天都能带你回家并见到你

，但是

好吧，我会满足于成为你的

最喜欢的阿姨。

我知道爱丽丝的姐姐有一个游泳池，但

你住在我的心里。

>> 好的，我们没问题了。

是的，我们会变得很棒。

击掌。

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好吧，如果你要哭，

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听着。呃，

我不知道什么时候才能再次见到你

。

>> 嗯，我猜呃今晚在

咖啡馆，

>> 对吧？是的。好的。呃，保重。

>> 是的。

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看，

>> 也许我们应该走。

>> 不，你们真的不必

走。我们聊完了。等等，

>> 来吧。看，我知道你必须

>> 不，你不知道。罗斯，想象一下

你自己想到的

最糟糕的事情。现在，如果

你在

这个世界上最信任的人不仅也这么认为他们，而且

实际上用他们作为不与你

在一起的理由，你会有什么感觉？不，但是你看，尽管发生了这些事情，我还是想和你一起

。

>> 哦，好吧，这就是

你的伟大之处，罗斯。我说别走。

>> 你知道吗？你知道吗？如果

的情况正好相反，那么

就没有什么你可以放在清单上的东西

会让我不想让

和你在一起。

>> 好吧，那我想这就是我们之间的差异

。看吧，上帝从来不会列出一个清单。

嘿，琪琪。

>> 你在做什么？只是想让

舒服一些。无法穿着我的

内衣睡觉。

>> 好吧，你会

我一直在想，你知道，

我总是看到女孩在女孩之上。

它们是首尾相接还是像

煎饼一样高？

>> 你知道我

总是和这些女人出去是什么意思吗？

因为我一直认为，当合适的人

出现时，我就能成为一名

的单口喜剧演员并坚持到底。你

知道，我看着我爸爸，心里想，

“嘿，你不是他。你就是你。”

当他们都想让你进入

你父亲的管道配件业务时，

你屈服了吗？

>> 不。

>> 不。您决定进入

演员行业。

现在，这并不容易，但您做到了。

而且我愿意相信，当

合适的女人出现时，您将有

勇气和胆量说：“不

谢谢。我结婚了。”

你

>>真的这么认为吗？

>> 是的，我真的这么做。

>> 谢谢，钱德勒。

>> 下车。

>> 瑞秋，无论是否准备好，你的

闪亮之夜即将到来。哦不。

>> 再见。

>> 哦天哪。

>> 杰克，我该如何关闭它？

>> 按下按钮。

>> 哪一个？哪个按钮，杰克？

>> 按钮。按钮。

>> 我不敢相信你竟然这么做了。

>> 是的。哦，

>> 看他是她的龙虾。

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好的。

到达那里后给我打电话。好的。

>> 好的。真的会想念你的。

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>> 哦，我有你的钥匙。

>> 就这样。谢谢。是的。

>> 天啊，这太蠢了。几个小时后我将见到

你。

再见。房子。

再见。再见。

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她真的走了。

>> 谢谢。

>> 没问题。分房。

>> 我可以问你一个问题吗？

>> 当然。

>> 那只狗到底在这儿做什么？

>> 让我说几句话，因为一旦

我们陷入困境，我会让所有人

感到不舒服，并且可能会开一些

愚蠢的玩笑。

我只想说我爱你

我会想念你

你的离开让我很难过。

哦，你知道吗？

别的不说了。我爱你。

>> 没那么紧。

>>哦。

我知道钱德勒在开玩笑，但每次他触摸我的

。我的意思是，我真的很担心

肚子时都会发生

宝宝不会喜欢他。

>> 你还好吗？

>> 嗯，是的，当然。

>> 呃，

看，呃原因

>> 这里热吗？

>> 不，不适合我。但是你为什么不

脱掉你的毛衣呢？

>> 我愿意，但这是一个不错的地方。

我的 T 恤上有一张 Calvin 做

滚球的照片。

>> 天哪。真的吗？我可以看看吗？

>> 是的，当然。

>> 啊？

>> 我认为啤酒花不会那么喜欢

。

>> 呃，

>> 我们认识多久了？嗯，

七、八、八年。哇。

>> 嗯嗯。很久。

>> 是的。

>> 但在过去的几周里。

>> 好的。

抱歉让您久等了，但这里实在太拥挤了

。今晚我们有几个

特价菜。

>> 是的。您能给我们

秒吗？

>> 当然。当然。秒了。

不是那种桌子。

所以，你是说

>> 我不太确定。

>> 好的。好吧，你问我我们

认识多久了，我说 8 年，然后

然后服务员过来把他的

小费减半，然后我们就到了。

>> 是的，我们到了。

呃，

我

>>我想我爱上你了。

>> 什么？

>> 我爱上你了。

你在和谁说话？

哦，你在开玩笑吧。哦，这是一个笑话。

这很有趣。很有趣。我不明白。

好的。嗯。

啊。噢。

你是嗯

>> 嗯

当

真的很重要吗？

>> 哇。哇。哇。哇。这里很热。

好的。听着，Ra，我知道这很多。

好的。你不必说什么。

你你呃，你

需要多少时间就花多少时间。

>> 好吧，你必须说点什么。

>> 乔伊。乔伊，我非常爱你。

但我

>> 但是

>> 乔伊，

对吧？嘿嘿，这样啊，没关系。

没问题。这几乎是我所期待的

，你知道

。所以，呃，没什么大不了的。全部

正确。

>> 我想我该走了。

>> 不，不，乔伊，请不要。请不要

就这样离开。快点。你不能

对孕妇执行此操作。

>> 开始做快乐的事。

>> 你不能这样做，里奇。他会

让我做

我们走

我

>>乔伊亲爱的我不想，我不想

失去

>>嘿嘿

你永远不会好

>>我很抱歉

>>不，Ra，请不要抱歉。

好的。别抱歉。

>> 你知道吗？我只是开玩笑。

>> 是的，这确实是一件好事。

>> 天啊。

[掌声]

钱德勒。

在我的一生中，

我从未想过自己会如此幸运。

就是爱上我最好的。

我最好的。

女孩不这样做

是有原因的。

>> 好的。好的。我会做的。我想

但我可以做到。

我认为我说的话

或在哪里说很重要。

然后我意识到

唯一重要的是你

你让我比我想象的

更快乐。

如果你允许，

我会用我的余生尝试

让你有同样的感觉。

>> 莫妮卡，

>> 你愿意嫁给我吗？

>> 是的。

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我就知道你可能会娶妻。

>> 我们可以进来吗？我们这里即将灭亡

。

>> 进来吧。进来吧。

>> 我们订婚了。

这是我有史以来最不嫉妒的一次

。

>> 哦，不。等等，不。这是错误的。罗斯

不在这里。

>> 哦，Hel 已经这样做过三次了。他

知道它是关于什么的。

>> 你认为他们在里面认出对方

吗？

>> 也许吧。除非他们就像两个人

，在彼此相邻的公寓里生活了很多年

，然后有一天他们

被推入阴道并相遇。

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>> 哦，

>> 看看这些小伙伴。

>> 我知道。

>> 您准备好交易了吗？

>> 好的。

>> 好的。

>> 好吧。让我们来看看。

我们可以稍后再交易。

>> 是的，我很好。

>> 凌晨 4:30

萨尔堡的美国驻军

遭到射击。现在正处于轰炸之中。

嘿，爸爸。你在这里做什么？

>> 好吧，这是你母亲的桥牌之夜，

所以我想我应该进城来

拥抱一下莫娜。

>> 你从什么时候开始抽雪茄的？

>> 我不知道。我只是喜欢

它们的味道。

>> 那么，呃，你到底在这里做什么，

爸爸？

>> 好吧，我只是想确保

你没事。

是什么让你认为我可能

不好？

>> 我看到理查德。

>>哦。

>> 那么，你怎么样？

我

>>很好。只是有点累，不过我还好。

理查德怎么样？

>> 你不想知道吗？

>> 不，我真的真的。

>> 好吧，他表现得很糟糕。

>> 真的吗？

比他和

芭芭拉分手时更糟糕吗？

>> 你不会只是这么说吧？

>> 不，这个人一团糟。

>> 他哭了吗？

>> 不。

>> 那么，你认为他会等到你离开后

，这样我们就可以哭了吗？

>> 也许吧。

>> 我想是的。

>> 亲爱的，人际关系很难。就像

你妈妈和我一样。你知道，我们

大学毕业后，我们分手了

一段时间。看来她的父亲，你的

祖父，希望她像他一样环游

欧洲。当然，他

用山姆大叔的镍币来做这件事，因为他

也在

当时扫射了德国部队的火车。然而，

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亲爱的，我从龙舌兰酒工厂回家

>>。

>> 不能和道格一起去

吃晚饭真是太糟糕了。我告诉他你

和我分手了。然后他带我去了

所有这些脱衣舞俱乐部和肮脏的酒吧。

然后当我不肯给我的结婚戒指

时，他向一只鸟扔了一个汽水罐。

>> 我可以用嘴呼吸。

>> 你知道最糟糕的部分是什么吗？我

看看我的生活会是什么样子

没有你。你知道，这就像呃

膝上舞真是美好的生活。

请答应我，你永远不会

离开我，我们会一起变老

，并彼此相伴一生

。

我保证。

>> 嘿，说到一起，今年我们

寄一张节日贺卡怎么样？

>> 哦，我不知道我们是否已经到了。

>> 雷切尔，

我想让你知道，如果

呈阳性，我们将

>> 哦，我知道。我知道

>> 你知道。

时间到了。

>> 号。

继续，到达。

>> 哦，等等。你知道吗？我不能，我不能

看它。我无法直视它。还有人

告诉我。有人告诉我。好的。

好的。嗯，

是否定的。

什么？这是负面的。

哦。

好吧，就这样。

太好了。这确实是

好消息，

你知道，因为整个

还没有准备好，还有

财务方面的问题等等。

哇，这就是

应该有的样子。

>> 好吧，那就太好了。

>> 这太愚蠢了。

>> 我怎么能为

从未拥有过的东西感到不安？

是否定的。

不，这是积极的。

什么？

>> 这不是负数。这是积极的。

>> 你确定吗？

>> 嗯，是的。我之前撒过谎。

>> 天哪。现在你知道你的真实感受

了。

>> 哦，这是一个冒险的小游戏。

>> 你真的要这么做吗？

>> 是的。我要生孩子了

>> 我要生孩子了。

>> 我要生孩子了。

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>> 和谁一起？

>> 不，现在还不是时候。

>> 我刚刚意识到我不在乎他是否

世界上最完美的人。

他不是你。

>> 是的，他更好了。

>> 不，他不是。

如果我不能怀上你，

那么我就不想怀上他

或其他任何人。

>> 真的吗？你确定吗？

>> 是的，我确定。

>> 感谢上帝，因为我也不想

这样做。不，我只是这样做

，因为我认为那是你

想要做的。你知道，我是丈夫。

我应该带精子。

那

>> 太甜蜜了。

好吧，我爱你。

所以，你知道，这给我们留下了

>> 采用。

>> 您对此有何感想？

>> 我觉得我感觉还不错。

事实上，我我觉得我感觉很好

。

>> 我也是。我想找到一个

需要一个家的婴儿，我想和你一起抚养它

，

，我想用我们自己的

特定方式把它搞砸。

所以，就是这样。我们真的要

采用。

>> 是的。

>> 天啊。我们即将成为父母。

>> 我们将成为伟大的父母。

>> 可能很快就会发生。我的意思是，

考虑一下。现在，在

的某个地方，我们的孩子可能正在

受孕。

>> 等等。如果我们幸运的话，并且我们真的、

真的、真的很安静，我们也许能够

听到避孕套破裂的声音。

>> 你要为我们做什么？呃，我

将戏剧性地阅读艾玛的一本

书。

>> 哦，好吧。哪一个？

>> 呃，嗯，这是她的最爱之一。

渡过难关，应对

产后抑郁症。

永远爱你。

永远爱你，罗伯特·蒙克 (Robert Munch) 着，

由 Firefly Books 出版，

墨西哥印刷。

一位母亲抱着她的新生婴儿，非常

慢慢地前后摇晃他，前后

前后摇晃。当她

抱着他时，她唱道：“我会永远爱你

。

我会永远喜欢你。只要我

还活着，你就是我的宝贝。

当他摇晃她时，他唱道：“我会

永远爱你。我会永远喜欢你

。只要我还活着，我的宝贝，

你就会。”

>> 哇，

太棒了。

>> 非常感谢你送的礼物。

我今天还没有准备好。

>> 再见，钱德勒。

>> 哦，再见。

>> 再见，亲爱的。

>> 乔，怎么了？我对你

的离开感到生气。

除了一个大杠杆之外什么都没有。

带着愚蠢手提箱的大杠杆。

您是否有

机会尝试挑起一场战斗来

让这一切变得更容易？

>> 哦，伙计。你看透了我。

[笑声]

>> 好的。好吧，再见，伙计。再见，罗斯。雷切尔。

再见，艾玛。

>> 好的。再见。再见。

是的。好的。

>> 不，哦，是我。这就是我。我我不想

发出任何噪音。那么请不要破坏

。

>> 抱歉。你在这里做什么？我我

来给你装冰块托盘。

什么？嗯

好的。好的。看。嗯，我从你的冰箱里拍了这张

照片，好吗？因为

我知道这是我的父亲。是的。

这是弗兰克·巴菲特，而你

就站在他旁边。现在，

看，我应该知道我

从哪里来。好的？所以，如果你能帮我

找到我的父亲，那么你就应该这么做。

否则，你就太卑鄙了。

所以，请告诉我真相。好的。

那张照片中的男人是 Chuck Manion。

我的父亲是查克·马尼恩。

不，不，那只是查克·马尼恩。我去年

卖给了他一套房子，我非常

抱歉，但我真的不知道

你父亲在哪里。这就是事实。

哦，

但是嗯，你是对的。

我认为一个人应该知道

他们来自哪里，

这就是为什么我呃

呃

好吧，

我是你的妈妈。

>> 你知道，我昨天想告诉你

，但我只是，你知道，我感觉

浑身无力，

>> 谢谢，

亲爱的，

很抱歉我来晚了一点。

现在可能对此感到困惑，但你

不会是 2002 年阵亡将士纪念日周末。

好吧，让我们在新郎

再次起飞之前开始吧。啊？

我们今天聚集在这里

加入这个男人

和这个女人的神圣束缚

婚姻。

我认识 Monica 和 Chandler

很长时间了，我无法想象

两个人更适合彼此。

现在，

因为我已将笔记留在更衣室

，

我们将继续宣誓。莫妮卡，

他起飞了。继续。继续。

钱德勒。

很长一段时间以来，我都在想我是否会

找到我的王子，

我的灵魂伴侣。

然后三年前，在另一场

婚礼上，我向朋友寻求

安慰。

相反，我找到了

一生一直在寻找的一切。

现在

我们在这里

，我们的未来就在我们面前。

我只想和你一起度过，

我的王子，

我的灵魂伴侣，

我的朋友。

除非你不想。

你走，

>> 钱德勒。

没关系，

>> 莫妮卡。我认为这将是

我做过的

最困难的事情。

但是当我看到你沿着

过道走时，我意识到这有多么简单。

我爱你。我们遇到任何

惊喜，都没关系

，因为我会永远爱你。

你是我注定要与之共度

余生的人。

你想知道我是否确定吗？

你呃现在可以亲吻新娘了。

所以，

我想根据

纽约州和互联网赋予我的权力

伙计们，

我现在宣布你们为夫妻。

哦，等等。

你们互相接纳吗？

>> 我愿意。

>> 我愿意。

>> 是的，你知道。

戒指。哦，糟糕。好的。嗯，

让我们来打环吧。

>> 我们好吗？是的，很好。

我再次宣布你们为丈夫和

妻子。现在，再吻她一次。

[音乐]

我爱你。

我知道孩子的事。

>> 什么宝贝？

>> 我们的宝贝。

>> 我们有一个孩子了。

>> 菲比在

垃圾桶里发现了你的妊娠测试笔。我没有做妊娠测试。

>> 谁干的？

>> 看看他们。

他们就要生孩子了。

>> 嗯嗯。

>> 嘿，乔伊。

>> 谢谢。

>> 听着，嗯，我需要问你一件事，

好吗？你知道我的继父在

监狱里过得怎么样吗？

是的。嗯，听着。他本应

获得周末休假，这样他就可以

参加明天的婚礼，

>>，但他刚刚打了电话，嗯，

显然在

运动场刺伤了冰人，只是等不及

星期一了。

>> 那么他不能来吗？

>> 不。

>> 所以没有人陪我走

过道。嗯

>> 好吧，如果你

愿意的话，我真的很喜欢。

>> 认真的吗？

>> 是的。你知道，对我来说，

就像一个父亲。

我的意思是，你知道，你总是

关心我并分享你的智慧。

>> 我很聪明。

>> 那么，你说什么？

>> 你在开玩笑吗，菲比？

我将很荣幸。

>> 哦，谢谢。

>> 我希望

我希望你知道你对我有多重要。

听着，我希望

希望你知道。

>> 我不想让你看到你父亲哭泣。

>> 去你的房间。是的。

>> 她太漂亮了。

>> 天啊。

她太棒了。

哦，我很高兴你们喝醉了并且

发生了性关系。

>> 太不可思议了。我的意思是，一分钟

她在你体内，然后47小时

后，她就在这里。

>> 她看起来很真实。

>> 你知道我的意思吗？

>> 好的，轮到我了。轮到我了。

>> 哦，宝贝。

>> 哦，宝贝。哦，你真可爱。哦，我

可以捏捏你的小头。

我不会。

>> 怎么了？

>> 什么也没有。对不起。我就是无法停止

哭泣。

>> 医生说

所有激素都完全正常。另外，你

睡眠不足。

>> 所以，你们都睡眠不足。我

没看到你哭泣，因为你把

拖鞋穿错了脚。

>> 天啊。

>> 现在怎么了？

>> 我正在重温它。

那么，你知道要

给她打电话吗？

>> 哦，等一下。它不会是

女婴。我认为那是

原创的。

>> 呃，实际上，我们已将

缩小为两个名称。

>> 是的。你知道吗？我都爱他们

。那么，为什么不选择一个

就可以了。

>> 哇。嗯，

好的。呃，各位，

这个

是伊莎贝拉。

哦，我爱这个兄弟。

>>嗨。

>> 什么？

>> 那不是她的名字。

>> 抱歉。她只是感觉不像

伊莎贝拉。

>> 另一件是什么，罗斯？

>> 嗯，黛利拉。

>> 哦，太棒了。突然，她听起来像一个

圣经

>> 所以，我想我们又回到了呃宝贝女孩。

>> 耶。

那么，我们要做什么？

>> 没关系，亲爱的。你会找到一个名字。

>> 你说起来容易。您已经知道

您孩子的名字是什么。

>> 你知道吗？

>> 是的。我从

14 岁起就挑选了它们。

>> 哦，不。它将以

一些小吃或烘焙食品命名，不是吗？

>> 好吧，告诉我们。这些是什么？

>> 嗯，好的。如果是男孩，那就是丹尼尔。

如果是女孩，

>> 我不想说。

>> 哦，别告诉我们。我们不会

想要它。

>> 好的，

这是艾玛。

>>艾玛。

>> 看，我不想要它。

>>拿走它。

>> 什么？

她显然是艾玛。

>> 哦，亲爱的。但你喜欢这个名字。

>> 是的，但我更爱你。

>> 此外，你知道，

的存在没有任何意义，所以我完蛋了。

>> 嘿。我的天啊。

>> 嘿。

>> 嘿。

这是圣诞节的奇迹。

>> 你在这里做什么？

>> 我想和你在一起。

我非常想念你。嘿。嘿。呃，

你最想念谁？

>>莫妮卡。

问题。

>> 我再也不想离开你了。

>> 但我想如果你离开，

就会被解雇。

>> 结果他们不能解雇我，因为我

辞职了。

>> 什么？

>> 什么？你你真的辞职了？

>> 是的，这是一份愚蠢的工作，我

无法忍受离开你。为什么我

是唯一一个不能做

他真正想做的事情的人？好吧，

>> 你到底想做什么？

>> 我还没有想清楚这一点。

>> 天哪。

>> 我知道。我应该先和你谈谈

。

>> 不，我认为这就是您想要

执行的操作。我认为这很棒。

>> 谢谢，

>> 钱德勒。

>> 你在这里是我能想象到的最好的圣诞

礼物。

>> 现在，给我我真正的礼物。

[音乐]

嘿，是这个裸体小家伙。

>> 呃，那个裸体小家伙就是我。

>> 看看这个小东西。

>> 是的。

>> 前往月球。

>> 是的，没关系。那是我的阴茎。

我们现在可以长大了吗？

>> 那些人是谁？

>> 明白了。

>> 哦，那是

中间的娜娜。

是的。让我们来看看。我和 Java

Joe's 的帮派。

>> 哇，莫妮卡，你看起来就像你的

祖母。她在那里几岁？

>> 1939。

>> 是的。呃，24, 25,

>> 嗯？看起来是一个有趣的团伙。

>> 看，看，看，看，看。我让

莫妮卡赤身裸体。

>> 不，不，那又是我。

我呃只是在尝试一些事情。

>> 好的。请小心这一点。

是我祖母的。当心。谢谢

你。呃，如果它从卡车上掉下来，

也不是最糟糕的事情。

[鼓掌]

哇。

我知道。

不知何故似乎更小。

>> 它一直是紫色的吗？

>> 看看你们周围。这是您的

第一个家。

那是一个充满

爱和欢笑的快乐地方。

但更重要的是，由于租金

控制，这是一次惊人的盗窃。

嘿，你有没有意识到，有一次或者

另一个我们都住在这间公寓里？

>> 哦，是的。这是真的。

>> 呃，我没有。

>> 等等，

大学期间的那个夏天，您和奶奶住在一起，

您试图成为一名舞者，这怎么样？

您是否意识到我们已经快 10

年没有出现这个问题了？

>> 哦，亲爱的，我忘了。我向 Triger

承诺我们会留下钥匙。

>> 哦，好吧。

所以我想就是这样了。

>> 是的。

我想是的。

>> 这比我想象的要难

。

>> 一切都会好起来的。

>> 好的。

那么，你们必须立即去新的

房子还是有一些

时间？

我们还有一些时间。

>> 好的。我们应该喝点咖啡吗？

>> 当然。

>> 在哪里？

热。热。

[音乐]

[英语]

Yeah. Well, excuse me for wanting to be

with my girlfriend on our anniversary.

Boy, what an ass am I.

>> But I told you I didn't have the time.

>> Yeah.

>> Well, you never have the time. I mean, I

don't feel like I even have a girlfriend

anymore. Rachel

>> Ross, what do you want from me? You want

me want me to quit my job so you could

feel like you have a girlfriend?

>> No, but it would be nice if you'd

realize that it's just a job.

>> Just a job?

>> Yes. Ross, do you realize this is the

first time in my life I'm doing

something I actually care about? This is

the first time in my life I'm doing

something that I'm actually good at. I

mean, if you don't get that. No.

>> Hey, I get that. Okay, I get that big

time. And I'm happy for you, but I'm

tired of having a relationship with your

answering machine. Okay, I don't know

what to do anymore.

>> Well, neither do I.

>> Is this about Mark?

>> Oh my god.

>> Okay, it's not.

>> Oh my god. I cannot keep having the same

fight over and over again, Ross. No,

you're you're you're making this too

hard.

>> Oh, I'm I'm making this too hard. Okay,

what do you want me to do?

>> I don't know. I don't know. Look, maybe

we should just take a break.

>> Okay. Okay, fine. You're right. Let's uh

let's take a break. Let's cool off.

Okay, let's get some frozen yogurt or

something.

>> No,

>> a break from us.

So, here you are.

Seems like yesterday I was talking to

you in that little petri dish.

[Laughter]

Everyone said labor was the hardest

thing I'd ever have to do, but they were

wrong. This is

Well, I had the most fun with you guys.

I wish I could take you home and see you

every day, but

okay, I'll settle for being your

favorite aunt.

I know Alice's sister has a pool, but

you lived in me.

>> Okay, so we're cool.

Yeah, we're going to be great.

Little high fives.

[Music]

[Music]

Well, if you're going to cry,

[Music]

listen. Uh,

I don't know when I'm going to see you

again.

>> Well, I'm guessing uh tonight at the

coffee house,

>> right? Yeah. Okay. Uh, take care.

>> Yeah.

[Music]

Look,

>> maybe we should go.

>> No, you guys, you really don't have to

go. We're done talking. Wait,

>> come on. Look, I know how you must

>> No, you don't. Ross, imagine

the worst things you think about

yourself. Now, how would you feel if the

one person that you trusted the most in

the world not only thinks them too, but

actually uses them as reasons not to be

with you? No, but but see, I want to be

with you in spite of all those things.

>> Oh, well, that's that's mighty big of

you, Ross. I said don't go.

>> You know what? You know what? If if

things were the other way around, there

is nothing you could put on a list that

would that would ever make me not want

to be with you.

>> Well, then I guess that's the difference

between us. See, God never make a list.

Hey, Kiki.

>> What are you doing? Just trying to get

comfortable. Can't sleep in my

underwear.

>> Well, you're going to

I've been thinking, you know, about how

I'm always seeing girls on top of girls.

Are they end to end or tall like

pancakes?

>> You know what I mean about how I'm

always going out with all these women?

Cuz I always figured when the right one

comes along, I'll be able to be a

standup guy and go the distance. You

know, I'm looking at my dad thinking,

"Hey, you're not him. You're you."

When they were all over you to go into

your father's pipe fitting business, did

you cave?

>> No.

>> No. You decided to go into the out of

work actor business.

Now, that wasn't easy, but you did it.

And I'd like to believe that when the

right woman comes along, you will have

the courage and the guts to say, "No

thanks. I'm married."

You

>> really think so?

>> Yeah, I really do.

>> Thanks, Chandler.

>> Get off.

>> Rachel, ready or not, here comes your

night in shining. Oh no.

>> Bye.

>> Oh dear.

>> Jack, how do I turn this off?

>> Press the button.

>> Which one? Which button, Jack?

>> The button. The button.

>> I can't believe you did that.

>> Yeah. Oh,

>> see he's her lobster.

[Music]

Okay.

Call me when you get there. Okay.

>> Okay. Really going to miss you.

[Music]

>> Oh, I have your key.

>> There you go. Thanks. Yeah.

>> Oh god, this is silly. I'm going to see

you in a couple of hours.

Bye. House.

Bye. Bye.

[Music]

[Music]

She really left.

>> Thank you.

>> No problem. rooming.

>> Can I ask you a question?

>> Sure.

>> What the hell is that dog doing here?

>> Let me just say something because once

we get into this, I'm going to get all

uncomfortable and probably make some

stupid joke.

I just want to say that I I love you

and I'm going to miss you

and I'm so sad that you're leaving.

Oh, you know what?

Let's not say anything else. I love you.

>> Not so tight.

>> Oh.

I know Chandler was kidding, but it

happens every time he touches my

stomach. I mean, I'm really worried the

baby's not going to like him.

>> Are you okay?

>> Well, yeah, sure.

>> Uh,

look, the uh the reason

>> Is it hot in here?

>> No, not not for me. But why don't you

take off your sweater?

>> I would, but this is a nice place. And

my t-shirt has a picture of Calvin doing

hobbs.

>> Oh my god. Really? Can I see it?

>> Yeah, sure.

>> Huh?

>> I wouldn't think Hops would like that so

much.

>> Uh,

>> how long have we known each other? Um,

seven, eight, eight years. Wow.

>> Uh-huh. Long time.

>> Yeah.

>> But over the past few weeks.

>> Okay.

Sorry about the wait, but it is mega

jammed in here. We have a couple

specials tonight.

>> Yeah. Could you could you give us a

second?

>> Sure. Sure. Seconds up.

Not that kind of table.

So, you were saying

>> I'm not quite sure.

>> Okay. Well, you had asked me how long we

knew each other, and I said 8 years, and

then the um waiter came over and cut his

tip in half, and um now here we are.

>> Yeah, here we are.

Uh,

I

>> I think I'm falling in love with you.

>> What?

>> I'm falling in love with you.

Who are you talking to?

Oh, you're kidding. Oh, it's a joke.

It's funny. It's funny. I don't get it.

Okay. Um.

Ah. Ow.

Are you um

>> How did um

when

does it really matter?

>> Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. It is hot in here.

Okay. Look, Ra, I know this is a lot.

Okay. You don't have to say anything.

You you uh you take as much time as you

need.

>> Okay, you got to say something.

>> Joey. Joey, I love you so much.

But I

>> But

>> Joey,

right? Hey, that's uh that's okay. It's

fine. It's uh

pretty much what I was expecting, you

know. So, uh it's no big deal. All

right.

>> I think I'm going to go.

>> No. No. Joey, please don't. Please don't

leave like this now. Come on. You cannot

do this to a pregnant woman.

>> Start doing happy.

>> You can't do that, Rich. is he going to

make me do

we go

I

>> Joey honey I don't want to I don't want

to lose

>> hey hey

you can't okay ever

>> I'm so sorry

>> no Ra please don't be Sorry.

Okay. Don't be sorry.

>> You know what? I was only kidding.

>> Yeah, that was a real good one.

>> Oh my god.

[Applause]

Chandler.

And all my life,

I never thought I would be so lucky.

Is to fall in love with my best.

My best.

There's a reason why girls don't do

this.

>> Okay. Okay. I'll do it. I thought

But I I can do this.

I thought that it mattered what I said

or where I said it.

Then I realized

the only thing that matters is that you

you make me happier than I ever thought

I could be.

And if you let me,

I will spend the rest of my life trying

to make you feel the same way.

>> Monica,

>> will you marry me?

>> Yes.

[Applause]

[Music]

I knew you were likely to take a wife.

>> Can we come in yet? We're dying out

here.

>> Come in. Come in.

>> We're engaged.

This is the least jealous I've ever

been.

>> Oh, no. Wait, no. This is wrong. Ross

isn't here.

>> Oh, Hel's done this three times. He

knows what it's about.

>> Do you think they recognize each other

from in there?

>> Maybe. Unless they're like two people

who've lived in apartments next to each

other for years and then one day they're

pushed through a vagina and they meet.

[Music]

>> Oh,

>> look at these little buddies.

>> I know.

>> You ready to trade?

>> Okay.

>> Okay.

>> All right. Let's see.

We could trade later.

>> Yeah, I'm good.

>> 4:30 a.m.

United States garrison in Fort Sar was

fired upon. It is now under bombardment.

Hey, Dad. What are you doing here?

>> Well, it's your mother's bridge night,

so I thought I'd come into the city for

a little Mona cuddle.

>> Since when did you start smoking cigars?

>> I don't. I just I just like the smell of

them.

>> So, uh, what are you really doing here,

Dad?

>> Well, I just wanted to make sure that

you're okay.

What makes you think that I might not be

okay?

>> I saw Richard.

>> Oh.

>> So, how you doing?

I'm

>> fine. Just a little tired, but I'm okay.

How's Richard doing?

>> You don't want to know?

>> No, I I really really do.

>> Well, he's doing terrible.

>> Really?

Is it worse than when he broke up with

Barbara?

>> You're not just saying that, are you?

>> No. The man is a mess.

>> Was he crying?

>> No.

>> Well, do you think he was waiting till

after you left so we could cry?

>> Maybe.

>> I think so.

>> Honey, relationships are hard. Like with

your mom and me. You know, after we

graduated from college, we broke up for

a while. It seems her father, your

grandfather, wanted her to travel around

Europe like he did. Of course, he got to

do it on Uncle Sam's nickel because he

was also strafing German troop trains at

the time. However,

[Music]

Honey, I'm home

>> from the tequila factory.

>> It was awful to get out of going to

dinner with Doug. I told him that you

and I split up. So then he took me to

all these strip clubs and sleazy bars.

And then when I wouldn't give my wedding

ring, he threw a soda can at a bird.

>> I could breathe through my mouth.

>> You know what the worst part was? I got

to see what my life would be like

without you. You know, it was like uh

It's a Wonderful Life with lap dances.

Please promise me that you will never

leave me, that we will grow old together

and be with each other for the rest of

our lives.

I promise.

>> Hey, speaking of together, how about we

send out a holiday card this year?

>> Oh, I I don't know if we're there yet.

>> Rachel,

I I want you to know that if it's

positive, we're going to

>> Oh, I know. I know

>> you do.

It's time.

>> No.

Go ahead, reach.

>> Oh, wait. You know what? I can't I can't

look at it. I can't look at it. Somebody

else tell me. Somebody tell me. Okay.

Okay. Um,

it's negative.

What? It's negative.

Oh.

Well, there you go.

That is that's great. That is really

great great news,

you know, cuz the whole

not being ready and kind of the

financial aspects, all that.

Wow, this is so just the way this was

supposed to be.

>> Well, then great.

>> It's so stupid.

>> How can I be upset over something I

never have?

It's negative.

No, it's positive.

What?

>> It's It's not negative. It's positive.

>> Are you sure?

>> Well, yeah. I lied before.

>> Oh my god. Now you know how you really

feel about it.

>> Oh, that's a risky little game.

>> Are you really going to do this?

>> Yeah. I'm gonna have a baby.

>> I'm gonna have a baby.

>> I'm gonna have a baby.

[Applause]

>> With who?

>> No, it's still not the time.

>> I just realized I don't care if he is

the most perfect guy in the world.

He's not you.

>> Yeah, he's better.

>> No, he's not.

And if I can't get pregnant with you,

then I don't want to get pregnant by him

or anyone else.

>> Really? Are you sure?

>> Yeah, I'm sure.

>> Thank God because I don't want to do

this either. No, I was just doing it

because I thought that was what you

wanted to do. You know, I'm the husband.

I'm supposed to bring the sperm.

That

>> is so sweet.

Well, I love you.

So, you know, this leaves us with

>> adoption.

>> How do you feel about that?

>> I think I feel okay about it.

Actually, I I I think I feel really good

about it.

>> Me, too. I want to find a baby that

needs a home, and I want to raise it

with you,

and I want to mess it up in our own

specific way.

So, this is it. We're We're really going

to adopt.

>> Yeah.

>> Oh my god. We're going to be parents.

>> We are going to be great parents.

>> And it could be soon. I mean I mean,

think about it. Right now, somewhere out

there, our baby could be being

conceived.

>> Wait. If we're lucky and we're really,

really, really quiet, we may be able to

hear the sound of a condom breaking.

>> What are you going to do for us? Uh, I

will be doing a dramatic reading of one

of Emma's books.

>> Oh, okay. Which one?

>> Uh, well, it's uh one of her favorites.

Riding the storm out, coping with

postpartum depression.

Love you forever.

Love you Forever by Robert Munch,

published by Firefly Books, printed in

Mexico.

A mother held her new baby and very

slowly rocked him back and forth, back

and forth, back and forth. And while she

held him, she sang, "I'll love you

forever.

I'll like you for always. As long as I'm

living, my baby you'll be.

And while he rocked her, he sang, "I'll

love you forever. I'll like you for

always. As long as I'm living, my baby,

you'll be."

>> Wow,

that was amazing.

>> Thank you so much for that gift.

I was not ready for this today.

>> Bye, Chandler.

>> Oh, bye.

>> Bye, honey.

>> What's the matter, Joe? I'm mad at you

for leaving.

Nothing but a big lever.

Big lever with the stupid suitcase.

Any

chance you're trying to pick a fight to

make all of this easier?

>> Oh, dude. You see right through me.

[Laughter]

>> Okay. Well, bye man. Bye, Ross. Rachel.

Bye, Emma.

>> Okay. Bye. Bye.

True. Okay.

>> No. Oh, it's me. It's me. I I didn't

want to make any noise. Then don't break

in.

>> I'm sorry. What are you doing here? I I

came to fill your ice cube tray.

What? Um

Okay. Okay. Look. Um, I took this

picture from your fridge, okay? Because

I know that this is my father. Yeah.

This is Frank Buffet, and you were

standing right there next to him. Now,

look, I deserve to know where I came

from. All right? So, if you can help me

find my father, then you should.

Otherwise, you're just mean.

So, just tell me the truth. All right.

The man in that picture is Chuck Manion.

My father is Chuck Manion.

No, no, that's just Chuck Manion. I I

sold him a house last year and I'm very

sorry, but I really don't know where

your father is. And that's the truth.

Oh,

but um you're right.

I think that a person should know where

they come from,

which is why I uh

uh

Okay,

I'm your mother.

>> You know, I wanted to tell you

yesterday, but I just, you know, I felt

all floopy and

>> Thanks,

Dearly beloved,

I'm sorry I'm a little late.

May be confused by this now, but you

won't be Memorial Day weekend 2002.

Well, let's get started before the groom

takes off again. Huh?

We are gathered here today

to join this man

and this woman in the bonds of holy

matrimony.

I've known Monica and Chandler for a

long time and I cannot imagine

two people more perfect for each other.

And now,

as I've left my notes in my dressing

room,

we shall proceed to the vows. Monica,

he took off. Go on. Go on.

Chandler.

For so long, I I wondered if I would

ever find my prince,

my soulmate.

Then three years ago, at another

wedding, I turned to a friend for

comfort.

And instead, I found everything that I'd

ever been looking for my whole life.

And now

here we are

with our future before us.

And I only want to spend it with you,

my prince,

my soulmate,

my friend.

Unless you don't want to.

You go,

>> Chandler.

It's okay,

>> Monica. I thought this was going to be

the most difficult thing I ever had to

do.

But when I saw you walking down that

aisle, I realized how simple it was.

I love you. Any

surprises that come our way, it's okay

because I will always love you.

You are the person I was meant to spend

the rest of my life with.

You want to know if I'm sure?

You uh may now kiss the bride.

So,

I guess by the powers vested in me by

the state of New York and the internet

guys,

I now pronounce you husband and wife.

Oh, wait.

Do you take each other?

>> I do.

>> I do.

>> Yeah, you do.

Rings. Oh, crap. Okay. Um,

let's do the rings.

>> We good? Yeah, good.

Once again, I pronounce you husband and

wife. Now, kiss her again.

[Music]

I love you.

And I know about the baby.

>> What baby?

>> Our baby.

>> We have a baby.

>> Phoebe found your pregnancy test in the

trash. I didn't take a pregnancy test.

>> And who did?

>> Look at them.

And they're going to have a baby.

>> Uh-huh.

>> Hey, Joey.

>> Thanks.

>> Listen, um, I need to ask you something,

okay? You know how my stepdad's in

prison?

Yeah. Well, um, listen. He was supposed

to get a weekend furlow so he could come

to the wedding tomorrow,

>> but he just called and um well

apparently stabbing Iceman in the

exercise yard just couldn't wait till

Monday.

>> So he can't come?

>> No.

>> And so there's no one to walk me down

the aisle. And um

>> Well, I would just really love it if you

would do it.

>> Seriously?

>> Yeah. You've, you know, sort of been

like a dad to me.

I mean, you've always, you know, looked

out for me and shared your wisdom.

>> I am pretty wisdomous.

>> So, what do you say?

>> Are you kidding, Phoebe?

I would be honored.

>> Oh, thank you.

>> I hope

I hope you know how much you mean to me.

Listen, I hope

Hope that you know.

>> I don't want you to see your father cry.

>> Go to your room. Yes.

>> She's so beautiful.

>> Oh my god.

She's amazing.

Oh, I'm so glad you guys got drunk and

had sex.

>> It's incredible. I mean, one minute

she's inside you and then 47 hours

later, here she is.

>> She looks so real.

>> You know what I mean?

>> Okay, my turn. My turn.

>> Oh, baby.

>> Oh, baby. Oh, you're so cute. Oh, I

could squeeze your little head.

I won't.

>> What's the matter?

>> Nothing. I'm sorry. I just can't stop

crying.

>> The doctor said it's completely normal

with all the hormones. Plus, you you're

sleepd deprived.

>> So, you guys are all sleepd deprived. I

don't see you weeping cuz you put your

slippers on the wrong feet.

>> Oh, god.

>> What's the matter now?

>> I was reliving it.

So, do you know what you're going to

call her yet?

>> Oh, wait a minute. It's not going to be

baby girl. I thought that was so

original.

>> Uh, actually, we we've narrowed it down

to two names.

>> Yeah. And you know what? I love them

both. So, why don't you just pick one

and that'll be it.

>> Wow. Um,

okay. Uh, everyone,

this

is Isabella.

Oh, I love this brother.

>> Hi.

>> What?

>> That's not her name.

>> I'm sorry. She just doesn't feel like an

Isabella.

>> What was the other one, Ros?

>> Um, Delilah.

>> Oh, great. Suddenly, she sounds like a

biblical

>> So, I guess we're back to uh baby girl.

>> Yay.

Well, what are we going to do?

>> It's okay, honey. You'll find a name.

>> Easy for you to say. You already know

what your kids' names are going to be.

>> You do?

>> Yeah. I had them picked out since I was

14.

>> Oh, no. It's going to be named after

some snack or baked good, isn't it?

>> Well, tell us. What are they?

>> Um, okay. If it's a boy, it's Daniel.

And if it's a girl,

>> I don't want to say.

>> Oh, don't tell us. We're not going to

want it.

>> Okay,

it's Emma.

>> Emma.

>> See, I don't want it.

>> Take it.

>> What?

She's clearly an Emma.

>> Oh, honey. But you love that name.

>> Yeah, but I love you more.

>> Besides, you know, nothing goes with

being, so I'm screwed.

>> Hey. Oh my god.

>> Hey.

>> Hey.

That's a Christmas miracle.

>> What are you doing here?

>> I wanted to be with you.

I missed you so much. Hey. Hey. Uh,

who'd you miss the most?

>> Monica.

Gotcha.

>> I never want to leave you again.

>> But I thought if you left, you'd get

fired.

>> Turns out they can't fire me because I

quit.

>> What?

>> What? You You really quit your job?

>> Yeah, it was a stupid job and I could

not stand leaving you. And why should I

be the only one who doesn't get to do

what he really wants to do? Well,

>> what do you really want to do?

>> I have not thought this through.

>> Oh my god.

>> I know. I I should have talked to you

first about it.

>> No, I think that this is what you want

to do. I think it's great.

>> Thanks,

>> Chandler.

>> You're being here is the best Christmas

present I could have ever imagined.

>> Now, give me my real gift.

[Music]

Hey, it was this little naked guy.

>> Uh, that little naked guy would be me.

>> Look at the little thing.

>> Yes.

>> To the moon.

>> Yeah, it's fine. That is my penis.

Can we be grown-ups now?

>> Who are those people?

>> Got me.

>> Oh, that's Nana right there in the

middle.

Yeah. Let's see. Me and the gang at Java

Joe's.

>> Wow, Monica, you look just like your

grandmother. How old was she there?

>> 1939.

>> Yeah. Uh, 24, 25,

>> huh? Looks like a fun gang.

>> Look, look, look, look, look. I got

Monica naked.

>> No, no, that would be me again.

I'm uh just trying something.

>> Okay. Please be careful with that. It

was my grandmother's. Be careful. Thank

you. Uh if that falls off the truck, it

wouldn't be the worst thing.

[Applause]

Wow.

I know.

Seems smaller somehow.

>> Has it always been purple?

>> Look around you guys. This was your

first home.

And it was a happy place filled with

love and laughter.

But more important, because of rent

control, it was a friaking steal.

Hey, do you realize that at one time or

another we all lived in this apartment?

>> Oh, yeah. That's true.

>> Uh, I haven't.

>> Wait a What about that summer during

college that you live with grandma and

you tried to make it as a dancer?

Do you realize we almost made it 10

years without that coming up?

>> Oh, honey, I forgot. I promised Triger

that we'd leave our keys.

>> Oh, okay.

So I guess this is it.

>> Yeah.

I guess so.

>> This is harder than I thought it would

be.

>> It's going to be okay.

>> Okay.

Well, do you guys have to go to the new

house right away or do you have some

time?

We got some time.

>> Okay. Should we get some coffee?

>> Sure.

>> Where?

Heat. Heat.

[Music]

重点词汇

词汇	含义
anniversary /ˌænɪˈvɜːrsəri/ B2	noun - 周年纪念 (zhōunián jìniàn)
realize /ˈriːəlaɪz/ B1	verb - 意识到 (yìshí dào)
relationship /rɪˈleɪʃənʃɪp/ B1	noun - 关系 (guānxì)
tired /ˈtaɪərd/ A2	adjective - 疲倦 (píjuàn)
actually /ˈæktʃuəli/ B1	adverb - 实际上 (shíjì shang)
care /keər/ A2	verb - 关心 (guānxīn)
hard /hɑːrd/ A2	adjective - 困难 (kùnnan)
break /breɪk/ A2	noun - 休息 (xiūxi) verb - 打破 (dǎpò)
comfortable /ˈkʌmfərtəbl/ B1	adjective - 舒适 (shūshì)
pregnant /ˈpreɡnənt/ B2	adjective - 怀孕 (huáiyùn)
imagine /ɪˈmædʒɪn/ B1	verb - 想象 (xiǎngxiàng)
trust /trʌst/ B1	noun - 信任 (xìnrèn)
courage /ˈkʌrɪdʒ/ B2	noun - 勇气 (yǒngqì)
married /ˈmærid/ A2	adjective - 已婚 (yǐhūn)
forever /fərˈevər/ B1	adverb - 永远 (yǒngyuǎn)
lucky /ˈlʌki/ A2	adjective - 幸运 (xìngyùn)
promise /ˈprɒmɪs/ A2	verb - 承诺 (chéngnuò)

重点语法结构

• Yeah. Well, excuse me for wanting to be with my girlfriend on our anniversary.

  ➔ 现在完成进行时 (have been wanting)

  ➔ “have been wanting” 强调从过去开始持续到现在的持续性愿望。

• You want me want me to quit my job so you could feel like you have a girlfriend?

  ➔ 虚拟语气 (could feel)

  ➔ “could feel” 表示假设或期望的情况，属于虚拟语气。

• I don’t know. I don’t know. Look, maybe we should just take a break.

  ➔ 情态动词 (should)

  ➔ “should” 用于给出建议或提出提议，属于情态动词。

• I just want to say that I I love you and I'm going to miss you and I'm so sad that you're leaving.

  ➔ 一般将来时 (am going to miss)

  ➔ “am going to miss” 表示已经计划或确定的将来动作，属于一般将来时。

• I think I'm falling in love with you.

  ➔ 现在进行时 (am falling)

  ➔ “am falling” 描述现在正在发生或进行中的动作，属于现在进行时。

• You are the person I was meant to spend the rest of my life with.

  ➔ 过去被动语态 (was meant)

  ➔ “was meant” 表示过去对主语进行的动作，属于过去被动语态。

• I now pronounce you husband and wife.

  ➔ 一般现在时 (pronounce)

  ➔ “pronounce” 用于习惯性动作或陈述事实，属于一般现在时。

• I promise.

  ➔ 一般现在时 (promise)

  ➔ “promise” 用于陈述事实或做出承诺，属于一般现在时。