It's like you took care of everything.
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Thanks a lot, co-host.
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>> Take care of everything. There's There's
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plenty of things for you to do.
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>> Uhhuh. Like what?
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Cups. [laughter]
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>> Cups? You're giving me cups and ice?
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Cups and ice. Oh, I get to be in charge
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of cups and ice. All right,
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fine. Okay, I will be in charge of cups
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and ice.
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>> Wait a minute. I can get ice at the
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restaurant.
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>> I GOT IT. FINE.
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HEY, CHECK IT OUT. [music] A cup hat, a
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cup banner, cup chandelier, and the
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thing that started it all, the cup.
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>> Great job with the cups, faves.
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>> Why don't you just go out with her?
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[cheering]
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>> And did you notice the ice? Look, we
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have it all. We have [music] crushed,
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cubed, and dry. Watch. Ah,
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>> mystical.
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>> Oh,
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01:01
[laughter]
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I No one's eating my Tuskcen finger food
01:04
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because they're all filling up on Phoebe
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snow cones.
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>> There are snow cones.
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>> Snow cones?
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>> You go, go.
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>> Thank you.
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>> Trouble here. We've only got 12 hours
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and 36 minutes left. Move, move, move.
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>> Monica, I feel like you should have
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01:23
German subtitles.
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01:26
>> [laughter]
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>> Joey, speed it up.
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>> I'm sorry. It's the pigs. They're
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reluctant to get in the blankets.
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01:33
>> Monica, how did this happen? I thought
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you had this all planned out. Do you
01:35
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want me to cry?
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Is that what you want? Do you want TO
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SEE ME CRY? SIR, NO, SIR. [cheering]
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>> All right, you.
01:50
01:51
>> What? No. Look, I told you I am not a
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01:53
part of this thing.
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>> All right. Look, Ross, I realize that
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you have issues with Carol and Susan,
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01:58
and I feel for you. I do. But if you
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don't help me cook, I'm going to take a
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02:01
bunch of those little hot dogs and
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02:02
create a new appetizer called Pigs and
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Ross.
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>> So, the wedding caterer sent me this
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02:11
list of 12 appetizers, and I have to
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narrow it down to six.
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>> Food? Oh, give me.
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>> So, did Monica tell you about this great
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band called the Swing Kings that we're
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trying to get to play for the wedding?
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>> Since when are you into swing music?
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lost since forever. I used to go all
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over town listening to bands.
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>> Taylor
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>> Gap commercial.
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[laughter]
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>> So, did you book them? Did you call?
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>> I will.
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>> Do you want me to call?
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>> No, I'll do it. You just stick to your
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02:41
job.
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>> What is your job?
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>> Staying out of the way. [laughter]
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>> This is [snorts] impossible. Monica, why
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don't you just pick off 15?
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>> There were only 12.
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>> Oh, yeah. I added three.
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What are peanut butter fingers?
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[laughter]
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>> Oh gosh, it's hot in here.
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>> Ra, get the heat.
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>> Ross, could you turn the heat down,
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please?
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>> Sure. And by the way, there's a
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difference between being obsessive.
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>> Ross, the heat.
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>> Fine. Okay. You know, heat, heat, heat.
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And I'm the obsessive one.
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>> Okay, this way is on. So, this is
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off.
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>> Did you just break the radiator?
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>> No. No. I was turning the knob and and
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here it is.
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>> Well, put it back.
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>> It uh it won't go back.
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>> Call the super here. Let me try.
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>> Oh. Oh, that's right. I forgot about
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your ability to fuse metal.
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>> Hey, it's Funny's cousin. Not funny.
03:49
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>> Hi, Mr. Trigger. Hi, it's Rachel Green
03:52
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from upstairs. Yes, somebody uh broke
03:54
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our knob on the radiator. And it's
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really hot in here.
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Yes, it's it's hot enough to bake
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cookies. [laughter]
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Well, well, do you think we could have a
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new one by 6?
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What? No. No. Tuesday? We can't wait
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until Tuesday. We're having a party
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04:15
tonight.
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>> Okay. Tip the man.
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>> No. If he doesn't like our cookies, too
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bad. I'm not going to be blackmailed.
04:19
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Look, if worse comes to worse, it gets a
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little warm, we'll call it a theme
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04:25
party.
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>> Hey, here's a theme. Come on in. Live
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04:27
like bacon.
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04:30
[laughter]
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>> Hi. Welcome to our tropical Christmas
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04:35
party. You put your coats and sweaters
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04:38
and pants and shirts in the bedroom.
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04:42
>> It's hard to tell because I'm sweating,
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but I use exactly what the gel bottle
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says.
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>> [laughter]
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>> An amount about the size of a pee. How
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How can that be too much?
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>> Ice.
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Ice. Ice squares. Anyone? Take a napkin.
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All right.
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>> Monica. Monica.
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Monica. Your guests are turning into
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jerky. Okay.
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>> Really? I'm perfectly comfortable. Hey.
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Hey. Hey. Get in line, buddy. I was
05:14
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next.
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Oh, it's my wedding planner. She's
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driving me crazy.
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Hello. Hey. Okay, stop screaming.
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Okay, so Halibet.
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All right, so salmon. Either way, I
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don't I don't It doesn't matter to me.
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Well, it matters to me.
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[laughter]
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Well, I don't care. So, you pick. Did
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you just hang up on me?
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[laughter]
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All right. Look, I need you at the
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rehearsal dinner tonight at 1,800 hours.
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>> Uh-huh. Okay. What time is that?
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>> You don't know military time?
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>> Well, I must have been in missile
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05:56
training the day they taught that.
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[laughter]
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>> Just subtract 12.
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>> Okay. So, 1,800US 12 is 1,788.
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>> 6:00.
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>> Okay. Hold on. Yeah. Geller here. No, I
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said it has to be there by 4:00.
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Goodbye.
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God, how hard is it to make an eye
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sculpture?
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>> Ice sculpture? That sounds really fancy.
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I told you I just want a simple wedding.
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Please, honey, leave the details to me.
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Now, I want to make this day as special
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06:26
for you as I can. No. Okay. I was
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06:28
thinking that the harpist should wear
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06:30
white.
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>> Well, harpist. My friend Marjorie is
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06:32
playing the steel drums.
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>> Oh, she backed out. She did? Why?
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>> I made her.
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06:39
Steel drums don't really say elegant
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06:41
wedding. Nor does Marjorie's
06:41
06:42
overwhelming scent. Hey, she will shower
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06:46
when Tibet is free.
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>> Decided to have a Halloween party.
06:48
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>> Yeah. And everybody has to wear
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costumes.
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[laughter]
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>> Come on. It'll be fun.
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>> Well, I'll be there. I mean, I have to
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wear a costume to all my classes that
06:59
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day anyway. So,
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>> please tell me you're not going to dress
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up like a dinosaur.
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>> Not two years in a row.
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I I'll come to the party, but I'm not
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dressing up.
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>> You have to.
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>> No way. Look, Halloween is so stupid.
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Dressing up and pretending to be someone
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you're not. [laughter]
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>> You're an actor.
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>> Hey. Hey. Okay, good. You're here. All
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right. I figured it out. I'm going to
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07:26
take two tables of eight. I'm going to
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07:27
add your parents and I'm going to turn
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07:29
them into three tables of six. Okay. And
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07:31
I call the caterer. I add in two extra
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meals. We are good to go.
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>> Yeah, they're not coming.
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07:37
[laughter]
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What?
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07:40
>> Somehow they got the idea that you only
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07:42
invited them because of me. They feel a
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07:44
little unwanted.
07:44
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>> Oh, that's too bad. It's true, but too
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07:49
bad.
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>> Look, Mom. If you could just call my
07:50
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mom.
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07:51
>> Oh, Joey.
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>> Come on. Look, just just let her know
07:52
07:54
that you really want them to be there.
07:54
07:55
Let's not forget this is a woman who has
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sent you many lasagnas over the years.
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>> No, she hasn't.
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>> Is it her fault if some of them didn't
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08:01
make it to you? [laughter]
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>> What am I going to say?
08:04
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>> I don't know. just uh just tell them
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08:06
there was a mixup with the invitations
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08:07
or No, no, no. Blame it on the post
08:07
08:09
office. They hate the post office and
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08:12
the Irish,
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08:14
but I don't think you could blame it on
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08:15
them. So, [laughter]
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08:19
hello. Yeah. Hi, uh Mrs. Tribani. Hi,
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this is Monica Geller. Yeah, I'm I'm
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just calling to say that Chandler and I
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uh really hope that you can make it to
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08:28
the wedding. Yeah. Apparently, a bunch
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08:30
of the invitations that we sent weren't
08:30
08:32
delivered. Um, I guess there was some
08:32
08:34
screw up at the damn post office.
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08:37
[laughter]
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Tell me about it. Yeah. Yeah, the US
08:39
08:42
post office. No, more like US lost
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08:45
office. [laughter]
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08:47
What are they, Irish?
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I'm so sorry we're late. Please let us
08:49
08:51
in so we can have dinner together.
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>> No, everything's cold. The turkeyy's
08:54
08:56
dried OUT AND THE THE STUFFING'S ALL
08:56
08:58
SOGGY. YEAH. AND THERE'S A BOWL OF
08:58
08:59
cranberry sauce that What happened to
08:59
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cranberry sauce?
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>> Nothing. It's fine.
09:03
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>> Oh, thank God.
09:04
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>> Oh, I just remembered we do have
09:06
09:08
something to eat. Monica put something
09:08
09:09
in our oven THIS MORNING.
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>> OH, YEAH. HEY, YOU TOUCH THAT AND YOU
09:10
09:13
WILL be sorry.
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>> Guys, I listen to her. The vein is
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09:16
bigger than I've ever seen it.
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>> Oh my god. IT'S BRUSSELS SPROUTS.
09:22
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>> THAT'S WORSE THAN NO FOOD.
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09:28
HAHA. All you got was Monica's stinky
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Brussels sprouts.
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>> Stinky.
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>> Please let me stay on this side of the
09:33
09:35
door.
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09:44
[laughter]
09:44
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>> It all looks so beautiful.
09:46
09:48
The turkey, the stuffing,
09:48
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>> the cranberries.
09:50
09:52
>> Enough. A monkey could HAVE MADE THEM.
09:52
09:55
[laughter]
09:55
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HEY, LISTEN GUYS. We feel really
10:01
10:03
terrible.
10:03
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>> He's doing that weird eye contact thing.
10:05
10:07
Don't look at him. Don't look at him.
10:08
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>> Come on, you guys. We want you to know
10:10
10:11
we're very, very sorry.
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10:16
Right, guys?
10:16
10:18
I feel terrible.
10:18
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[cheering]
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>> But let's not ruin this day. You work so
10:23
10:25
hard. Let's move past this and try to
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10:27
have a nice meal all together.
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>> The floating heads do make a good point.
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>> Yeah, they do seem to feel pretty bad.
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>> So bad.
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>> So bad.
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>> So bad. [laughter]
10:36
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>> Okay.
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10:42
Okay. You two go get the dessert and
10:42
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I'll let you in.
10:45
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>> Dessert?
10:47
10:49
Yeah. I asked you and Phoebe to pick up
10:49
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the pies. You did remember, right?
10:51
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>> Pies. Oh, we thought you said prize.
10:54
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HERE, [laughter]
11:00
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>> grand supreme little darling.
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11:06
Congratulations.
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[cheering and laughter]
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>> Oh my god, you forgot the pies. Well, I
11:10
11:13
cannot believe this. You forced me to
11:13
11:15
make dinner, then you're an hour late
11:15
11:17
and you forget the one little thing that
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11:19
I asked you to do.
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11:20
>> Really, girls? Not cool.
11:20
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>> Well, you man heads aren't any better.
11:24
11:27
You lied about going to the game. You
11:27
11:28
knew it would make you late and you
11:28
11:30
still went anyway.
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>> Hey, I'm getting a little tired of this.
11:31
11:32
Okay, we said we're sorry. It's
11:32
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Thanksgiving for Pete's sakes. A day of
11:34
11:36
forgiveness.
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>> It's a day to be thankful.
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11:39
>> Don't make me come up there. [laughter]
11:39
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>> It's too late for apologies.
11:42
11:43
>> Fine, let's just go. I don't need your
11:43
11:45
stupid dinner.
11:45
11:46
>> That would be a lot more convincing if
11:46
11:48
you weren't drooling.
11:48
11:50
Is that what that is?
11:50
11:54
>> Come on, you guys. Let's just do our own
11:54
11:56
Thanksgiving. Yeah, I'll cook.
11:56
11:58
>> Yeah, let's go out.
11:58
12:00
>> Hey.
12:00
12:02
>> Yeah, you three have a nice
12:02
12:04
Thanksgiving.
12:04
12:05
>> The three of us?
12:05
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>> Yeah, you, Chan, and the vein.
12:06
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[music]
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>> Hi. Hey.
12:13
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>> Hey.
12:15
12:15
>> So, what's the final head count on my
12:15
12:17
baby shower?
12:17
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>> About 20. A couple people from work had
12:18
12:21
something else to do. Also, both of your
12:21
12:22
sisters called and neither can make it.
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>> What you mean they're not coming to a
12:24
12:26
social event where there's no men and no
12:26
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booze? That's shocking.
12:28
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>> Well, I don't care as long as my mom's
12:31
12:32
here.
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>> Oh my god. Your mother.
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>> What? My mom's not going to be here?
12:35
12:37
>> Well, given that we forgot to invite
12:37
12:39
her, it would be an awfully big
12:39
12:40
coincidence if she was. [laughter]
12:40
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>> My god. Well, it wasn't my fault. Phoebe
12:43
12:45
was in charge of the invitations. Well,
12:46
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I don't I don't have a mother. So often
12:48
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I forget that other
12:50
12:50
>> I'll give it a rest. [laughter]
12:50
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>> So my mother is not coming to my baby
12:53
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shower.
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>> No,
12:56
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neither is mine.
12:58
13:01
Okay, you know what? Don't worry. Okay,
13:01
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we'll take care of it. We'll call her.
13:03
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You just go home and get ready.
13:05
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>> Please make sure she comes. It's really
13:06
13:08
important to me. I mean, it's my mom.
13:08
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>> I know. I know. What's her number?
13:09
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>> I don't know.
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>> Go. I have my book. Go.
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Wait a minute. If you're in charge of
13:22
13:23
the invitations, why am I the one who
13:23
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has to call her? Hello, Mrs. Green. Hi.
13:25
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Uh, it's Monica Geller.
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>> Oh, hello, Monica.
13:29
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>> Hi. Um, I know this is last minute, but
13:30
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we we've decided to throw an impromptu
13:32
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baby shower for Rachel today.
13:35
13:37
>> I know. My daughters told me about it
13:37
13:39
when they received their impromptu
13:39
13:41
invitations a month ago.
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>> I'm sorry. I'm I'm so sorry.
13:44
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>> For what, dear?
13:46
13:47
>> For not inviting me or for lying about
13:47
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it.
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>> Oh my god, my ass is sweating.
13:51
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>> Please, please, can you come? It's It's
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today at 4:00.
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>> Well, all right. I'll see you at 4.
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>> Thank you.
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Isn't it at 3? Son of a Hasn't
14:05
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even thanked you for it. You know what?
14:08
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You're right. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, if you
14:11
14:13
want to say anything to her, I'd tell
14:13
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her off.
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>> Really?
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>> Uh-huh.
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Okay, I will. Mrs. Green.
14:19
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Mrs. Green, it is rude to leave a party
14:24
14:27
without saying goodbye to the host.
14:27
14:29
Yeah. And also, when someone apologizes
14:29
14:31
to you, the decent thing to do is to
14:31
14:33
accept it. Cuz what I did to you, it
14:33
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wasn't on purpose. But what you're doing
14:35
14:37
to me now is just is just plain
14:37
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spiteful. Spiteful. That's right. Maybe
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it's TIME YOU TOOK A GOOD HARD LOOK IN
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THE MIRROR, young lady.
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Old lady.
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Lady,
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wrap it up. Wrap it up. Wrap it up.
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[laughter]
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So, whenever you're ready to apologize
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to me, I will forgive you. Good day.
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>> I can't feel my legs.
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[laughter] But you are fantastic. I'm so
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proud of you. Yeah, kind of proud of me,
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too.
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>> You should be. You could you give me
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something to drink?
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>> You got it.
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>> Okay,
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>> MRS. GREEN. OKAY, I'M REALLY SORRY. I
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APOLOGIZE IF YOU JUST LAUGH.
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>> OKAY, I bit my tongue,
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but I'm still really sorry this morning
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and I found this. I don't know if you
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want to use it, but
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>> Oh, this is so sweet of you. Oh, but you
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know what? I won't be needing a veil. I
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actually won't be wearing a dress at
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all.
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>> I told you I am not coming to a naked
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wedding.
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>> No, no, [laughter] no. We're just We're
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not having a big reception. We took the
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money we were going to spend on a
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wedding and we donated it to a
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children's charity. That's crazy.
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[laughter]
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>> I'm sorry. I just I can't imagine giving
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up my one wedding day like that.
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>> Yeah, well, we're different, you know. I
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don't care about having a huge party.
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This is really nice for you, but oh,
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please. I put this on and I just look
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like Well, radiant.
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[laughter]
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>> All right. But who cares? You know, I
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don't need a pretty veil and a fancy
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dress. That's right. You're making a
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commitment. And
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>> you know that's the same whether you do
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it at the plaza or where are you going
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to do it?
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>> City Hall.
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>> Oh.
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Oh, that sounds nice.
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No, I was just there for jury duty.
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They've really spruced that place up.
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[laughter]
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>> Okay. No, it's okay. It's okay. It's
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okay. I've made my decision.
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>> What I really want is a great big
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wedding.
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>> Yay. [laughter]
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>> But you already gave all the money to
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charity.
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>> Well, I'll just ask for it back.
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>> I don't think you can do that.
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>> Why not? This is her wedding day. That's
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way more important than some stupid
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kids.
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>> That's sweet, honey. But save something
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for the adoption lady.
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>> The most unbelievable thing has
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happened. Underdog has gotten away.
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>> The balloon.
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>> No, no, the actual cartoon character.
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[laughter]
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>> Of course, the balloon.
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It's all over the news. Right before he
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reached Macy's, he broke free and was
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spotted flying over Washington Square
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Park. I'm going to the roof. Who's with
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me?
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>> I can't. I got to go.
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>> Come on. An 80 foot inflatable dog loose
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over the city. How often does that
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happen?
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>> Almost never.
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Got the keys.
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>> Okay.
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First saw the giant dog shadow fall over
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the park. Yeah, but did they have to
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shoot him down? I mean, that was just
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me.
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>> Okay, right about now, the turkey should
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be crispy on the outside, juicy on the
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inside. [laughter]
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Why are we standing here?
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>> We're waiting for you to open the door.
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You've got the keys.
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>> No, I don't.
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Yes, you do. When we left, you said got
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the keys. No, I didn't. I asked. Got the
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keys. [laughter]
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>> No, no, no. You said got the keys.
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>> Either of you have the keys?
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[laughter]
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>> The oven is on.
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>> Oh, I've got to get my ticket.
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>> Oh, wait, wait. We have a copy of YOUR
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KEY.
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>> WELL, THEY GET IT. GET IT.
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>> HEY. HEY. That tone won't make me go any
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faster.
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>> Joey,
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>> that one will.
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I swear you said you HAD THE KEYS.
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>> NO, I DIDN'T. I WOULDN'T SAY I had the
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keys unless I had the keys. AND I
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OBVIOUSLY DID NOT HAVE THE KEYS.
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>> OH, OKAY. ALL RIGHT, that's it. Enough
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with THE KEYS. NO ONE SAY KEYS.
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>> Why would I have the keys?
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>> Aside from the fact that you said you
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had them,
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>> but I didn't. WELL, YOU SHOULD HAVE.
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>> WHY?
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>> BECAUSE BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS MY
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RESPONSIBILITY. IS that I mean, isn't it
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enough that I'm making Thanksgiving
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dinner for everyone? YOU KNOW, EVERYONE
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WANTS a different KIND OF POTATO. SO,
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I'M MAKING different kinds of potatoes.
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I MEAN, DOES ANYBODY care what kind of
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potatoes I want? NO.
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NO. NO. YOU KNOW, JUST AS LONG AS Phoebe
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gets her peas AND ONIONS AND MARIO GETS
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HIS TOTS AND it's my first Thanksgiving
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and I it's all burned and
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[laughter]
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>> Okay, Monica. Only dogs can hear you
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now.
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Look, the door's open. Here we go.
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>> Well, turkeys burnt.
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Potatoes are ruined. Potatoes are
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ruined. Potatoes are ruined. [laughter]
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>> Here we come. Walking down the
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[laughter]
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>> This doesn't smell like mom's.
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>> No, it doesn't, does it? But you wanted
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lumps, ROSS. WELL, HERE YOU GO, BUDDY.
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YOU GOT ONE.
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[laughter]
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>> OH. GOD, this is great. The plane is
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gone. So, I guess I'm stuck here with
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you guys.
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>> Hey, we all had better plans. Okay, this
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was nobody's first choice.
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>> Oh, really? So, WHY WAS I BUSTING MY ASS
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TO MAKE THIS DELICIOUS THANKSGIVING
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DINNER?
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>> Why don't WE GO SEE IT? STOP IT.
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>> NOW, this feels like Thanksgiving.
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Okay. Who wants light cheese and who
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wants dark cheese?
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>> I don't even want to know about the dark
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cheese.
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>> Does anybody want to split this with me?
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>> No, I will.
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>> You guys have to make a wish.
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>> Make a wish.
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>> Come on. You know Thanksgiving.
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>> You got the bigger half. What' you wish
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for?
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>> The bigger half. [laughter]
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>> All right, I'd like to propose a toast.
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Little toast here.
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I know this isn't exactly the kind of
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Thanksgiving that all of you planned,
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but for me, this has been really great.
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You know, I think because it didn't
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involve divorce or projectile vomiting.
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[clears throat]
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Anyway, I was just thinking, I mean, if
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you'd gone to Vale or if you guys had
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been with your family or if you didn't
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have
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syphilis and stuff,
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we wouldn't be all together, you know.
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So, I guess what I'm trying to say is
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that uh I'm very thankful that all of
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your Thanksgiving sucked. [laughter]
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>> It's so sweet.
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>> Thank you.
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And hey, here's to a lousy Christmas
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>> and a crappy new year.
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>> I want you to take a piece of paper.
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Here you go. And write down your most
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embarrassing memory.
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>> Oh, and I do ask that when you're not
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using the markers, you put the caps back
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21:54
on them because they will dry out.
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Listen, you [music] guys. Um, I don't
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mean to be a pain about this, but um,
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I've noticed that some of you are just
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placing them on. You want to push the
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caps
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until you hear them click. [laughter]
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>> Gunther, where are you going?
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>> I um was sort of thinking about maybe
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>> No, no, you can't go. No, this is fun.
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Come on. We're just getting started.
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Here, here's your marker.
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Listen, if you want to go, just go.
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>> No, she'll yell at me again.
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>> All right, I can [clears throat] get you
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out.
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>> What? [laughter]
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>> In a minute, I'm going to create a
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diversion.
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When I do, walk quickly to the door and
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don't look back. [laughter]
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>> Okay. The first person's most
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embarrassing memory is, "Monica, your
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party sucks."
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All right. Very funny.
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>> Oh no. Oh, did someone forget to use a
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coaster?
23:02
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>> What?
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[laughter]
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>> I don't see anything.
23:11
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>> Great. I'm seeing water rings again.
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Okay. Okay. She's taking the trash out
23:17
23:19
so I can get you out of here. But it has
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to be now. [music] She'll be back any
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23:22
minute.
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>> What about my friend Victor?
23:23
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>> No, only the three of you. Any more than
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23:26
that and she'll get suspicious.
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23:28
>> All right, let me just get my coat.
23:28
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>> There isn't time. You
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23:33
must leave everything. They'll take care
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23:35
of you next door. [laughter]
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>> Is it true they had beer?
23:38
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>> Everything you've heard is true.
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>> Could you guys please try to keep it
23:44
23:46
down? We're trying to start a volleyball
23:46
23:48
tournament.
23:48
23:51
[laughter]
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>> You And you, you're supposed to be at my
23:55
23:58
party. And Gunther,
23:58
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[laughter]
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>> what are you doing here?
24:06
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>> Huh?
24:08
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>> Hey, welcome to the fo,
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>> baby. All right. I'm sorry, but these
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24:19
people needed me. You know, they work
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24:21
hard all week. It's Saturday night. They
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24:23
deserve to have a little fun. Go.
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>> You know, my party is fun. I mean, maybe
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it's a little quieter, less obvious sort
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24:31
of fun, but you know, if people would
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24:32
just give it a chance, it's so
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[laughter]
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>> Do you realize that four weeks from
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24:41
today, we're getting married? Four
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24:43
weeks, baby. Four weeks.
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>> You realize that you get louder each
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week?
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>> There's still so much to do. Have you
24:49
24:52
written your vows yet? I figured I'd
24:52
24:54
just buy those. Pat, I'd like to buy a
24:54
24:56
vow. [laughter]
24:56
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>> Sweetie, no. I have no sense of humor
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25:00
when it comes to the wedding.
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25:03
>> Right. So, [clears throat] have you
25:03
25:05
written yours yet?
25:05
25:06
>> No, but I know exactly what I'm going to
25:06
25:08
say.
25:08
25:09
>> Do you happen to know exactly what I'm
25:09
25:11
going to say?
25:11
25:13
[laughter]
25:13
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>> Let's just do it right now. Okay. It
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won't be hard. Just say what's in your
25:16
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heart.
25:18
25:25
Look at her go. She must love me more
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25:27
than I love her.
25:28
25:30
What's wrong with me? Ooh, don't open
25:30
25:32
that door.
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25:34
>> No, I'm not going to make a turkey this
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25:35
year.
25:35
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>> What?
25:36
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>> Well, Phoebe doesn't eat turkey.
25:37
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>> Phoebe.
25:38
25:40
>> Turkeys are beautiful, intelligent
25:40
25:42
animals.
25:42
25:43
>> No, they're not. They're ugly and stupid
25:43
25:45
and delicious. [laughter]
25:45
25:48
>> Right. Okay. It's not just Phoebe.
25:48
25:50
Will's still on a diet. Chandler doesn't
25:50
25:52
eat Thanksgiving food and Rachel's
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25:53
having her aversion to poultry.
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25:55
>> She is?
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>> Yeah. Did you remember I had to leave
25:56
25:57
the room the other day when you had that
25:57
25:58
roast chicken?
25:58
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>> Yeah, but I thought that was just cuz I
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26:01
put the whole thing on my hand and made
26:01
26:02
it walk across the table.
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26:05
>> Anyway, it just doesn't seem worth it to
26:05
26:07
make a whole turkey for just three
26:07
26:08
people. Okay. It's just it's it's a lot
26:08
26:10
of work.
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>> But you got to have turkey on
26:10
26:12
Thanksgiving. I mean, Thanksgiving with
26:12
26:14
no turkey is like like Fourth of July
26:14
26:17
with no apple pie or or Friday with no
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26:20
two pizzas. [laughter]
26:20
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>> All right, fine if it means that much to
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26:24
you. But just there's going to be a ton
26:24
26:25
left over.
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>> No, no, no, they won't. I promise I will
26:26
26:28
finish that turkey.
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26:29
>> You're telling me you can eat almost an
26:30
26:31
entire turkey in one sitting?
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>> That's right. Cuz I'm a tribani
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26:37
and this is what we do.
26:37
26:39
I mean, we may not be great thinkers or
26:39
26:42
or world leaders. We don't read a lot or
26:42
26:45
run very fast, but damn it, we can eat.
26:45
26:48
[laughter]
26:48
26:48
>> Are you through with that?
26:48
26:50
>> Yeah. Sorry, the swallowing slowed me
26:50
26:52
down.
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>> Whose little ball of paper is this?
26:54
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>> Oh, that would be mine. See, uh, I wrote
26:56
26:58
a note to myself and then I realized I
26:58
27:00
didn't need the note, so I baldled it up
27:00
27:01
and now I wish I was dead. [laughter]
27:01
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>> She already fluffed that pillow. Monica,
27:05
27:07
you know, you already flipped, but it's
27:07
27:08
fine.
27:08
27:10
[laughter]
27:10
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>> Look, I'm sorry, guys. I just don't want
27:10
27:12
to give them any more ammunition than
27:12
27:13
they already have.
27:13
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>> Yes, and we all know how cruel a parent
27:14
27:16
can be about the flatness of a child's
27:16
27:18
pillow.
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>> Monica, hi. Um, [laughter]
27:20
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Monica, um, you're scaring me.
27:23
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I mean, you're like you're like all
27:27
27:28
chaotic and twirly, you know? I mean,
27:28
27:31
not not in a good way.
27:31
27:34
>> Yeah, calm down. You don't see Ross
27:34
27:36
getting all chaotic and twirly every
27:36
27:39
time they come.
27:39
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>> That's because as far as my parents are
27:40
27:41
concerned, Ross can do no wrong. You
27:41
27:44
see, he's the prince. Apparently, they
27:44
27:47
had some big ceremony before I was born.
27:47
27:49
>> Has anybody seen my engagement ring?
27:49
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>> Yeah, it's beautiful. [laughter]
27:51
27:58
Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god.
27:58
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Oh god. Oh god. DON'T DON'T TOUCH THAT.
28:00
28:05
OH, LIKE I wasn't dreading tomorrow
28:05
28:07
enough, having to give it back to him.
28:07
28:10
Hi, Barry. Remember me? I'm the girl in
28:10
28:12
the veil that stomped on your heart in
28:12
28:13
front of your entire family. Oh god. And
28:13
28:16
now I'm going to have to return the ring
28:16
28:17
without the ring, which makes it so much
28:18
28:20
harder.
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[laughter]
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>> Easy, Ra. We'll find it. We'll wait.
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>> Oh, yeah. Yeah.
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>> Okay.
28:26
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[laughter]
28:27
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>> All right. When'd you have it on last?
28:29
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Probably right before she lost it.
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You don't get a lot of Doy these days.
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>> You know, I had it this morning. I know.
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I had it when I was in the kitchen with
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>> Dina.
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>> Oh, don't be mad.
28:50
28:53
You didn't.
28:53
28:54
>> Oh, I'm sorry. I gave you one job.
28:54
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>> Oh, but look how straight those noodles
28:59
29:01
are.
29:01
29:03
Now, Monica, you know that's not how you
29:03
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look for an engagement ring in lasagna.
29:05
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>> I just can't do it.
29:10
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>> Boys,
29:13
29:15
we're going in.
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Can I sing happy birthday to you now?
29:17
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>> Yeah, sure.
29:18
29:19
>> Oh, all right. Happy birthday.
29:19
29:23
See you later. [laughter]
29:23
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>> Hey, Ra. Somebody got your shoes.
29:26
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>> Oh, give me
29:29
29:31
Wow. OH
29:31
29:33
MY GOD.
29:33
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>> OH, THESE ARE MY RAT BABIES.
29:36
29:39
[cheering]
29:39
29:40
[laughter]
29:40
29:42
>> YEAH, we have rat babies now.
29:42
29:47
>> Oh, you brought rats to my birthday
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party. So, this is what a stroke feels
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like. [laughter]
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I had to bring them. We killed their
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mother. They're our responsibility now.
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You know, they require constant care.
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You should know that, Rachel. You're a
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mother.
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>> Oh,
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are you comparing my daughter to a rat?
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>> No. Seven rats.
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Monica.
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[laughter]
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>> Hey.
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Hey. Did you get the turkey, BABY? OH MY
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GOD. OH MY GOD.
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>> Who is that?
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>> It's Joey. [laughter]
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>> What? What are you doing? Is this
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supposed to be funny?
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>> No, it's not supposed to be funny. It's
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supposed to be scary.
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[laughter]
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>> GET IT OFF NOW.
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>> I CAN'T. IT'S STUCK.
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>> I DON'T CARE THAT THAT TURKEY HAS TO
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FEED 20 people at my parents house and
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they're not going to eat it off your
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head.
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Hold on. Okay, let's just I'll think.
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[laughter]
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>> Okay, I got it. Devi. All right, you
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pull. I'm gonna spread the legs as wide
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as I can.
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>> Joey, now is not the time.
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>> Sorry, guys.
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>> Okay, count to three. One, two, THREE.
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[laughter]
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>> It worked. I SCARED YOU. I KNEW IT.
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[laughter]
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>> SO, tonight's the night of the big
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bachelor party.
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>> Yeah. Hey, thanks for giving me that
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girl's number.
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>> No problem. So, who's the party for? for
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my husband.
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>> You hide your husband a hooker.
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>> She's a stripper.
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>> No, she's a hooker.
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>> Is Is that what they call strippers
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sometimes?
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>> When they're hookers.
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>> My god, Ste. I I can't believe you did
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this. Now, you're absolutely sure she's
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a hooker.
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>> It's either that or she's just the best,
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most expensive date I ever had.
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>> All right. All right. Maybe maybe you
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should just ask her to leave.
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>> Why me? Hey, it's your bachelor party.
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Which is why you should do it. I don't
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want to. You do it.
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>> You do it.
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>> You do it.
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>> All right. Rock, paper, scissors. Who
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has to tell the to leave?
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[laughter]
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>> What?
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>> I miss this.
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>> I don't think we've actually done this
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before.
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>> No, no, no, [laughter] no, no. I I miss
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hanging out with you.
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>> Well, we we still hang out.
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>> Yeah. Not like we used to. Remember? You
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and me used to be inseparable.
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Oh, now it's like
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things are different.
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>> Well, you know, things are different.
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I'm I'm married now.
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>> Yeah, sure. And hey, don't get me wrong.
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I am so happy for you guys, but I just I
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miss hanging out just just us, you know.
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>> Yeah, I miss that, too.
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>> I'll tell you what. For now when we'll
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make time to hang out with each other.
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>> You got it. Come here.
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Oh god. Listen, I am this close to
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robbing you guys. [laughter]
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>> She's a hooker. She's a hooker. She's a
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>> Hi. We spoke on the phone.
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就好像您处理了一切。
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非常感谢共同主持人。
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>> 照顾好一切。那里有
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有很多事情等着你做。
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>> 嗯嗯。比如什么？
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个杯子。 [笑声]
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>> 杯子？你给我杯子和冰块？
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>> 你为什么不和她出去呢？
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[欢呼]
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>> 你注意到冰了吗？看，我们
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[笑声]
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雪锥。
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>> 有雪锥。
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>> 雪锥？
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>> 你走吧，走吧。
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>> 谢谢。
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>> 这里有麻烦。我们只有 12 小时
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还剩 36 分钟。移动，移动，移动。
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>> 莫妮卡，我觉得你应该
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德语字幕。
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>> [笑声]
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>> 乔伊，加快速度。
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>> 对不起。这是猪。他们是
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不愿意钻进毯子里。
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>> 莫妮卡，这是怎么发生的？我以为
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这一切都是你计划好的。你
吗
想让我哭吗？
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这就是你想要的吗？你想
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看到我哭吗？先生，不，先生。 [欢呼]
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>> 好吧，你。
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>> 什么？不。听着，我告诉过你我不是
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这件事的一部分。
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>> 好的。瞧，罗斯，我意识到
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您与卡罗尔和苏珊有问题，
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，我对你有感觉。我愿意。但如果你
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别帮我做饭，我要去
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一堆小热狗和
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创建一个名为 Pigs 的新开胃菜并
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罗斯。
...
>> 所以，婚礼宴会承办人给我发了这个
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12 道开胃菜，我必须
...
将范围缩小到六个。
...
>> 食物？哦，给我。
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>> 那么莫妮卡有没有告诉你这个伟大的
...
乐队称为 Swing Kings，我们是
...
想在婚礼上演奏吗？
...
>> 你从什么时候开始喜欢摇摆乐？
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永远失去了。我以前都去
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在城镇上聆听乐队演奏。
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>> 泰勒
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>> Gap 广告。
...
[笑声]
...
>> 那么，你预订了吗？你打电话了吗？
...
>> 我会的。
...
>> 你要我打电话吗？
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>> 不，我会做的。您只需坚持
...
工作。
...
>> 你的工作是什么？
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>> 远离。 [笑声]
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>> 这是[哼哼]不可能的。莫妮卡，为什么
...
你不是只选15个吗？
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>> 只有 12 个。
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>> 哦，是的。我加了三个。
...
什么是花生酱手指？
...
[笑声]
...
>> 天哪，这里太热了。
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>> Ra，加热。
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>> 罗斯，你能把暖气关小一点吗，
...
好吗？
...
>> 当然。顺便说一句，有一个
...
痴迷之间的区别。
...
>> 罗斯，热度。
...
>> 很好。好的。你知道，热，热，热。
...
而我就是那个痴迷者。
...
>> 好的，这条路已经通了。所以，这是
...
关闭。
...
>> 你刚刚打破了散热器吗？
...
>> 不。不。我正在转动旋钮，然后
...
就是这里。
...
>> 好吧，把它放回去。
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>> 呃，它不会再回去了。
...
>> 在这里调用超级。让我试试。
...
>>哦。哦，是这样。我忘了
...
你熔化金属的能力。
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>> 嘿，这是滑稽的表弟。不好笑。
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>> 你好，触发器先生。嗨，我是雷切尔·格林
...
来自楼上。是的，有人坏了
...
散热器上的旋钮。这是
...
这里真的很热。
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是的，已经足够热了，可以烘烤
...
cookie。 [笑声]
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好吧，好吧，你认为我们可以
...
新的一乘六？
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什么？不，不，星期二？我们等不及了
...
直到星期二。我们要举办派对
今晚
。
...
>> 好的。给男人小费。
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>> 不。如果他也不喜欢我们的饼干
...
不好。我不会被勒索。
...
看，如果情况变得更糟，它会得到
...
有点温暖，我们称之为主题
...
派对。
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>> 嘿，这是一个主题。进来吧。直播
...
像培根。
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[笑声]
...
>>嗨。欢迎来到我们的热带圣诞节
...
派对。你把你的外套和毛衣
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以及卧室里的裤子和衬衫。
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>> 很难说，因为我出汗了，
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但我用的正是凝胶瓶
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说。
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>> [笑声]
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>> 大约小便大小的量。如何
...
这怎么可能太多了？
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>> 冰。
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冰。冰块。有人吗？拿一张餐巾纸。
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好的。
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>>莫妮卡。莫妮卡。
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莫妮卡。您的客人正在变成
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生涩。好的。
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>> 真的吗？我非常舒服。嘿。
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嘿。嘿。排队吧，伙计。我是
...
。
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哦，这是我的婚礼策划师。她是
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让我发疯。
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你好。嘿。好吧，别尖叫了。
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好的，那么大比目鱼。
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好吧，鲑鱼。不管怎样，我
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不 我不 这对我来说不重要。
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嗯，这对我很重要。
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[笑声]
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好吧，我不在乎。所以，你选吧。是否
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你就挂断我的电话了吗？
...
[笑声]
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好吧。听着，我需要你在
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今晚 1,800 点的排练晚宴。
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>> 嗯嗯。好的。那是什么时间？
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>> 你不知道军用时间？
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>> 好吧，我一定是在导弹中
...
在他们教的那天进行培训。
...
[笑声]
...
>> 只需减去 12。
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>> 好的。因此，1,800US 12 就是 1,788。
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>> 6:00。
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>> 好的。坚持，稍等。是的。盖勒在这里。不，我
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说必须在 4:00 之前到达。
...
再见。
...
天哪，造眼睛有多难
...
雕塑？
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>> 冰雕？听起来真的很花哨。
...
我告诉过你我只是想要一个简单的婚礼。
...
亲爱的，请将详细信息交给我。
...
现在，我想让这一天变得特别
...
尽我所能为你服务。不，好吧。我是
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认为竖琴手应该穿
...
白色。
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>> 好吧，竖琴手。我的朋友玛乔丽是
...
打钢鼓。
...
>> 哦，她退出了。她做到了？为什么？
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>> 我创造了她。
...
钢鼓并不真正代表优雅
...
婚礼。马乔里的
也没有
压倒性的气味。嘿，她会洗澡
...
西藏自由的时候。
...
>> 决定举办万圣节派对。
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>> 是的。每个人都必须穿
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服装。
...
[笑声]
...
>> 来吧。会很有趣的。
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>> 好吧，我会去的。我的意思是，我必须
...
在我的所有课程中都穿着
的服装
无论如何
天。所以，
...
>> 请告诉我你不会穿
...
像恐龙一样向上。
...
>> 不是连续两年。
...
我会参加聚会，但我不
...
打扮。
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>> 你必须这样做。
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>> 没门。瞧，万圣节真是太愚蠢了。
...
打扮并假装成某人
...
你不是。 [笑声]
...
>> 你是一名演员。
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>> 嘿。嘿。好的，很好。你在这里。全部
...
对。我想通了。我要
...
拿两张八人桌。我要
...
添加你的父母，我要转
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将它们分成三张桌子，每张桌子有六张桌子。好的。还有
...
我打电话给餐饮服务商。我添加了两个额外的
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餐。我们可以出发了。
...
>> 是的，他们不会来。
...
[笑声]
...
什么？
...
>> 不知何故，他们认为你只
...
是因为我才邀请他们的。他们感觉
...
一点不想要的。
...
>> 哦，那太糟糕了。这是真的，但也是
...
不好。
...
>> 看，妈妈。如果你可以打电话给我的
...
妈妈。
...
>> 哦，乔伊。
...
>> 来吧。听着，让她知道就行了
...
你真的希望他们在那里。
...
我们不要忘记这是一位拥有
的女性
这些年来给你寄了很多烤宽面条。
...
>> 不，她没有。
...
>> 如果其中一些人没有这样做，这是她的错吗
...
成功了吗？ [笑声]
...
>> 我要说什么？
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>> 我不知道。只是呃告诉他们
...
邀请函混淆了
...
或不，不，不。归咎于帖子
...
办公室。他们讨厌邮局和
...
爱尔兰人，
...
但我认为你不能将其归咎于
...
个。所以，[笑声]
...
你好。是的。嗨，呃，特里巴尼夫人。你好，
...
这是莫妮卡·盖勒。是的，我是
...
只是打电话来说我和钱德勒
...
呃真的希望你能到达
...
婚礼。是的。显然，一堆
我们发送的
份邀请不是
...
已交付。嗯，我猜有一些
...
在该死的邮局搞砸了。
...
[笑声]
...
告诉我吧。是的。是的，美国
...
邮局。不，更像是美国输了
...
办公室。 [笑声]
...
他们是什么，爱尔兰人？
...
很抱歉我们迟到了。请让我们
...
，这样我们就可以一起吃晚饭了。
...
>> 不，一切都很冷。火鸡的
...
干了，馅料就全了
...
湿漉漉的。是的。还有一碗
...
蔓越莓酱
发生了什么
蔓越莓酱？
...
>> 什么也没有。没关系。
...
>> 哦，感谢上帝。
...
>> 哦，我刚刚想起来我们确实有
...
吃点东西。莫妮卡放了一些东西
...
今天早上在我们的烤箱里。
...
>> 哦，是的。嘿，你触碰它，你就
...
会后悔的。
...
>> 伙计们，我听她的。静脉是
...
比我见过的还要大。
...
>> 天啊。这是抱子甘蓝。
...
>> 这比没有食物更糟糕。
...
哈哈。你得到的只是莫妮卡的臭味
...
球芽甘蓝。
...
>> 臭。
...
>> 请让我留在
的这一边
门。
...
[笑声]
...
>> 一切看起来都很美丽。
...
火鸡，馅料，
...
>> 小红莓。
...
>> 够了。猴子也可以做它们。
...
[笑声]
...
嘿，听着，伙计们。我们真的感觉
...
太糟糕了。
...
>> 他正在做那种奇怪的眼神交流。
...
别看他。别看他。
...
>> 加油，你们。我们想让您知道
...
我们非常非常抱歉。
...
对吧，伙计们？
...
我感觉很糟糕。
...
[欢呼]
...
>> 但我们不要毁了这一天。你工作得这么好
...
很难。让我们超越这个并尝试
...
大家一起美餐一顿。
...
>> 浮动的头像确实很有意义。
...
>> 是的，他们看起来确实感觉很糟糕。
...
>> 太糟糕了。
...
>> 太糟糕了。
...
>> 太糟糕了。 [笑声]
...
>> 好的。
...
好的。你们两个去吃甜点
...
我让你进去。
...
>> 甜点？
...
是的。我让你和菲比来接
...
馅饼。你确实记得，对吧？
...
>> 馅饼。哦，我们以为你说的是奖品。
...
这里，[笑声]
...
>> 至高无上的小宝贝。
...
恭喜。
...
[欢呼和笑声]
...
>> 天哪，你忘了馅饼。好吧，我
...
简直不敢相信这一点。你强迫我
...
做晚饭，然后你就迟到了一个小时
...
然后你忘记了
的一件小事
是我要求你做的。
...
>> 真的吗，女孩们？不酷。
...
>> 好吧，你们这些人脑子也好不到哪儿去。
...
你撒谎说要去看比赛。你
...
知道这会让你迟到，但你
...
还是去了。
...
>> 嘿，我有点厌倦了。
...
好的，我们说了抱歉。这是
...
看在皮特的份上，感恩节。
的一天
宽恕。
...
>> 这是值得感恩的一天。
...
>> 别让我上那儿。 [笑声]
...
>> 道歉已经太晚了。
...
>> 好吧，我们走吧。我不需要你的
...
愚蠢的晚餐。
...
>> 如果
那就更有说服力了
你没有流口水。
...
是这样吗？
...
>> 加油，你们。让我们做我们自己的
...
感恩节。是的，我会做饭。
...
>> 是的，我们出去吧。
...
>> 嘿。
...
>> 是的，你们三个玩得很开心
...
感恩节。
...
>> 我们三个人？
...
>> 是的，你，陈，还有静脉。
...
[音乐]
...
>>嗨。嘿。
...
>> 嘿。
...
>> 那么，我的
的最终人数是多少
婴儿送礼会？
...
>> 大约 20。几个工作人员有
...
还有其他事要做。另外，您的
...
姐妹打来电话，但都打不通。
...
>> 你的意思是他们不会来
...
没有男人也没有
的社交活动
酒？太令人震惊了。
...
>> 好吧，只要我妈妈是
，我就不在乎
在这里。
...
>> 天哪。你的母亲。
...
>> 什么？我妈妈不会来吗？
...
>> 好吧，鉴于我们忘记邀请
...
她，这将是一个非常大的
...
如果她是巧合的话。 [笑声]
...
>> 天啊。好吧，这不是我的错。菲比
...
负责邀请。嗯，
...
我不知道，我没有母亲。经常
...
我忘记了其他
...
>> 我会休息一下。 [笑声]
...
>> 所以我妈妈不会来找我的宝宝了
...
淋浴。
...
>> 不，
...
也不是我的。
...
好吧，你知道吗？不用担心。好的，
...
我们会处理的。我们会给她打电话。
...
你只需回家做好准备即可。
...
>> 请确保她来。真的是
...
对我来说很重要。我是说，这是我妈妈。
...
>> 我知道。我知道。她的电话号码是多少？
...
>> 我不知道。
...
>> 走吧。我有我的书。去。
...
等一下。如果您负责
...
邀请，为什么我是
...
必须给她打电话吗？你好，格林夫人。你好。
...
呃，我是莫妮卡·盖勒。
...
>> 哦，你好，莫妮卡。
...
>>嗨。嗯，我知道这是最后一刻，但是
...
我们决定即兴表演
...
今天为瑞秋举办婴儿送礼会。
...
>> 我知道。我的女儿们告诉我这件事
...
当他们收到即兴表演时
一个月前
个邀请。
...
>> 抱歉。我真是太对不起了
...
>> 为了什么，亲爱的？
...
>> 没有邀请我或对
撒谎
它。
...
>> 天哪，我的屁股出汗了。
...
>> 拜托，拜托，你能来吗？就是它
...
今天 4:00。
...
>> 好吧，好吧。 4 点见。
...
>> 谢谢。
...
不是3点吗？儿子没有
...
甚至为此表示感谢。你知道吗？
...
你是对的。是的。是的。我的意思是，如果你
...
有什么话想对她说，我会告诉
...
她走了。
...
>> 真的吗？
...
>> 嗯嗯。
...
好的，我会的。格林夫人。
...
格林夫人，离开聚会是不礼貌的
...
不与主人告别。
...
是的。而且，当有人道歉时
...
对你来说，正确的做法是
...
接受它。因为我对你做了什么，
...
不是故意的。但你在做什么
...
现在对我来说只是简单的
...
恶意。怀有恶意。这是正确的。也许
...
是时候仔细看看
了
镜子，年轻的女士。
...
老太太。
...
女士，
...
总结一下。把它包起来。把它包起来。
...
[笑声]
...
所以，只要你准备好道歉
...
对我来说，我会原谅你。再会。
...
>> 我感觉不到我的腿了。
...
[笑声] 但你太棒了。我就是这样
...
为你感到骄傲。是的，有点为我感到骄傲，
也是
。
...
>> 你应该是。你可以给我
...
喝点什么？
...
>> 你明白了。
...
>> 好的，
...
>> 夫人。绿色的。好吧，我真的很抱歉。我
...
如果你只是笑，请道歉。
...
>> 好吧，我咬住舌头了，
...
但今天早上我还是很抱歉
...
我发现了这个。我不知道你是否
...
想要使用它，但是
...
>> 哦，你太贴心了。哦，但是你
...
知道什么吗？我不需要面纱。我
...
实际上不会在
穿裙子
全部。
...
>> 我告诉过你我不会裸体
...
婚礼。
...
>> 不，不，[笑声]不。我们只是我们
...
没有受到热烈欢迎。我们采取了
...
我们打算花在
上的钱
婚礼，我们将其捐赠给
...
儿童慈善机构。太疯狂了。
...
[笑声]
...
>> 对不起。我只是无法想象给予
...
我的婚礼就这样度过了。
...
>> 是的，好吧，我们是不同的，你知道。我
...
不在乎举办大型聚会。
...
这对你来说真的很好，但是哦，
...
请。我戴上它，看起来就是
...
喜欢嗯，容光焕发。
...
[笑声]
...
>> 好吧。但谁在乎呢？你知道，我
...
不需要漂亮的面纱和花哨的
...
连衣裙。这是正确的。您正在制作
...
承诺。还有
...
>> 你知道无论你这样做都是一样的
...
在广场或者你要去哪里
...
去做吗？
...
>> 市政厅。
...
>>哦。
...
哦，听起来不错。
...
不，我只是来担任陪审员。
...
他们真的把那个地方打扮得漂漂亮亮的。
...
[笑声]
...
>> 好的。不，没关系。没关系。这是
...
好的。我已经做出了决定。
...
>> 我真正想要的是一个很大的
...
婚礼。
...
>> 耶。 [笑声]
...
>> 但你已经把所有的钱都给了
...
慈善事业。
...
>> 好吧，我就把它要回来。
...
>> 我认为你做不到。
...
>> 为什么不呢？这是她的结婚日。那是
...
比一些愚蠢的事情重要得多
...
个孩子。
...
>> 太甜了，亲爱的。但要保存一些东西
...
给收养女士。
...
>> 最不可思议的是
...
发生了。失败者已经逃脱了。
...
>> 气球。
...
>> 不，不，真正的卡通人物。
...
[笑声]
...
>> 当然是气球。
...
新闻里都是这样的。就在他
之前
到达梅西百货后，他挣脱了束缚并
...
被发现飞越华盛顿广场
...
公园。我要去屋顶。谁和
在一起
我？
...
>> 我不能。我得走了。
...
>> 来吧。 80 英尺充气狗松动
...
城市上空。多久发生一次
...
发生了？
...
>> 几乎从来没有。
...
拿到钥匙了。
...
>> 好的。
...
第一次看到巨狗影子倒下
...
公园。是的，但是他们必须
...
击落他？我的意思是，那只是
...
我。
...
>> 好吧，现在火鸡应该
...
外酥里嫩，
...
里面。 [笑声]
...
我们为什么站在这里？
...
>> 我们正在等您开门。
...
你已经拿到钥匙了。
...
>> 不，我不。
...
是的，你知道。当我们离开时，你说得到了
...
键。不，我没有。我问。得到
...
个键。 [笑声]
...
>> 不，不，不。你说拿到钥匙了。
...
>> 你们中有人有钥匙吗？
...
[笑声]
...
>> 烤箱已打开。
...
>> 哦，我得拿票了。
...
>> 哦，等等，等等。我们有您的
的副本
键。
...
>> 好吧，他们明白了。得到它。
...
>> 嘿。嘿。这种语气不会让我走任何
...
更快。
...
>> 乔伊，
...
>> 那个会的。
...
我发誓你说过你有钥匙。
...
>> 不，我没有。我不会说我有
...
钥匙，除非我有钥匙。我
...
显然没有钥匙。
...
>> 哦，好的。好吧，就是这样。够了
...
用钥匙。没有人说钥匙。
...
>> 为什么我会有钥匙？
...
>> 除了你说的事实之外
...
有它们，
...
>> 但我没有。嗯，你应该有。
...
>> 为什么？
...
>> 因为因为一切都是我的
...
责任。我的意思是，不是吗
...
足以让我过感恩节
...
为大家准备晚餐？你知道，大家
...
想要一种不同的土豆。那么，
...
我正在制作不同种类的土豆。
...
我的意思是，有人关心什么样的
...
我想要土豆吗？不。
...
没有。不。你知道，只要菲比
...
得到了她的豌豆和洋葱，马里奥得到了
...
他的孩子，这是我的第一个感恩节
...
而我都被烧毁了
...
[笑声]
...
>> 好的，莫妮卡。只有狗才能听到你的声音
现在
。
...
看，门开着。开始了。
...
>> 好吧，火鸡烧焦了。
...
马铃薯被毁了。土豆是
...
毁了。土豆坏了。 [笑声]
...
>> 我们来了。沿着
走下去
[笑声]
...
>> 这闻起来不像妈妈的。
...
>> 不，不是，不是吗？但你想要
...
块，罗斯。好吧，给你，伙计。
...
你有一个。
...
[笑声]
...
>> 哦。天哪，这太棒了。飞机是
...
不见了。所以，我想我被
困在这里了
你们。
...
>> 嘿，我们都有更好的计划。好的，这个
...
不是任何人的第一选择。
...
>> 哦，真的吗？那么，我为什么要拼尽全力
...
制作美味的感恩节
...
晚餐？
...
>> 我们为什么不去看看呢？停下来。
...
>> 现在，这感觉就像感恩节。
...
好的。谁想要淡奶酪，谁想要
...
想要黑奶酪吗？
...
>> 我什至不想知道黑暗
...
奶酪。
...
>> 有人想和我分享这个吗？
...
>> 不，我会的。
...
>> 你们必须许愿。
...
>> 许个愿。
...
>> 来吧。你知道感恩节。
...
>> 你得到了更大的一半。你想要什么
...
为了什么？
...
>> 大一半。 [笑声]
...
>> 好吧，我想提议干杯。
...
这里有小面包。
...
我知道这不完全是
...
你们所有人都计划好的感恩节，
...
但对我来说，这真的很棒。
...
你知道，我想是因为它没有
...
涉及离婚或喷射性呕吐。
...
[清嗓子]
...
不管怎样，我只是在想，我的意思是，如果
...
你去过淡水河谷或者如果你们有
...
与家人在一起，或者如果您没有
...
有
...
梅毒之类的东西，
...
我们不会在一起，你知道。
...
所以，我想我想说的是
...
呃我非常感谢
...
你的感恩节很糟糕。 [笑声]
...
>> 太甜了。
...
>> 谢谢。
...
嘿，这是一个糟糕的圣诞节
...
>> 又是一个蹩脚的新年。
...
>> 我要你拿一张纸。
...
给你。并写下您最喜欢的
...
令人尴尬的记忆。
...
>> 哦，当你不
时我确实会问这个
使用标记，将大写字母放回原处
...
放在上面，因为它们会变干。
...
听着，你们这些[音乐]家伙。嗯，我不
...
的意思是对此感到痛苦，但是嗯，
...
我注意到你们中的一些人只是
...
将它们穿上。您想要推送
...
上限
...
直到您听到咔嗒声。 [笑声]
...
>> 冈瑟，你要去哪里？
...
>> 我嗯在想也许
...
>> 不，不，你不能去。不，这很有趣。
...
来吧。我们才刚刚开始。
...
在这里，这是您的标记。
...
听着，如果你想去，就去吧。
...
>> 不，她又会对我大喊大叫。
...
>> 好吧，我可以[清嗓子]找你
...
出来。
...
>> 什么？ [笑声]
...
>> 一分钟后，我将创建一个
...
转移。
...
当我这样做时，快步走到门口
...
不要回头。 [笑声]
...
>> 好的。第一人称最
...
令人尴尬的记忆是，“莫妮卡，你的
...
派对很糟糕。”
...
好吧。很搞笑。
...
>> 哦不。哦，有人忘记使用
...
杯垫？
...
>> 什么？
...
[笑声]
...
>> 我什么也没看到。
...
>> 太棒了。我又看到水环了。
...
好的。好的。她正在倒垃圾
...
这样我就能带你离开这里。但它有
...
现在。 [音乐]她随时都会回来
...
分钟。
...
>> 我的朋友维克多呢？
...
>> 不，只有你们三个。超过
...
这样她就会起疑心。
...
>> 好吧，让我去拿外套。
...
>> 没有时间。你
...
必须留下一切。他们会照顾
隔壁的你们
。 [笑声]
...
>> 他们真的喝了啤酒吗？
...
>> 你听到的一切都是真的。
...
>> 你们可以尝试保留它吗
...
下来了？我们正在尝试开始排球
...
锦标赛。
...
[笑声]
...
>> 你还有你，你应该在我的
...
派对。还有冈瑟，
...
[笑声]
...
>> 你在这里做什么？
...
>> 啊？
...
>> 嘿，欢迎来到佛，
...
>> 宝贝。好的。抱歉，这些
...
个人需要我。你知道，它们有效
...
整个星期都很辛苦。现在是星期六晚上。他们
...
值得享受一点乐趣。去。
...
>> 你知道，我的聚会很有趣。我的意思是，也许
...
这是一种更安静、不太明显的排序
...
很有趣，但你知道，如果人们愿意
...
只要给它一个机会，就这样
...
[笑声]
...
>> 你是否意识到从
开始还有四个星期
今天，我们要结婚了？四
...
周，宝贝。四个星期。
...
>> 您发现自己的声音每次都变大
...
周？
...
>> 还有很多事情要做。你有
吗
你的誓言写好了吗？我想我会
...
就买那些吧。帕特，我想买一个
...
誓言。 [笑声]
...
>> 亲爱的，不。我没有幽默感
...
说到婚礼。
...
>> 对。那么，[清嗓子]你有吗
...
写好了吗？
...
>> 不，但我清楚地知道我要做什么
...
说。
...
>> 你知道我到底是什么吗
...
要说什么？
...
[笑声]
...
>> 让我们现在就开始吧。好的。它
...
不会很难。只需说出您的
中的内容即可
心。
...
看看她的样子。她一定更爱我
...
胜过我爱她。
...
我怎么了？哦，不要打开
...
那扇门。
...
>> 不，我今年不会做火鸡
...
年。
...
>> 什么？
...
>> 嗯，菲比不吃火鸡。
...
>> 菲比。
...
>> 火鸡美丽又聪明
...
只动物。
...
>> 不，他们不是。他们又丑又蠢
...
而且美味。 [笑声]
...
>> 对。好的。不仅仅是菲比。
...
威尔仍在节食。钱德勒没有
...
吃感恩节食物和瑞秋的
...
她厌恶家禽。
...
>> 她是？
...
>> 是的。你还记得我不得不离开
...
前几天你拥有那个房间
...
烤鸡？
...
>> 是的，但我以为那只是因为我
...
将整个东西放在我手上并制作
...
它走过桌子。
...
>> 无论如何，这似乎不值得
...
只需三人即可制作一整只火鸡
...
人。好的。只是太多了
...
的工作。
...
>> 但
你必须吃火鸡
感恩节。我的意思是，与
一起过感恩节
没有哪只火鸡能像七月四日那样
...
没有苹果派或星期五没有
...
两个披萨。 [笑声]
...
>> 好吧，如果这对
来说意义重大，那很好
你。但将会有大量
剩下
。
...
>> 不，不，不，他们不会。我保证我会
...
吃掉那只火鸡。
...
>> 你告诉我你几乎可以吃
...
一口气吃掉整只火鸡？
...
>> 没错。因为我是部落人
...
这就是我们所做的。
...
我的意思是，我们可能不是伟大的思想家或者
...
或世界领导人。我们读书不多或
...
跑得很快，但该死，我们还能吃东西。
...
[笑声]
...
>> 你完成了吗？
...
>> 是的。抱歉，吞咽动作减慢了我的速度
...
下来。
...
>> 这是谁的小纸团？
...
>> 哦，那是我的。看，呃，我写了
...
给自己的一封信，然后我意识到我
...
不需要这张纸条，所以我把它剪掉了
...
现在我希望自己已经死了。 [笑声]
...
>> 她已经把枕头弄松了。莫妮卡，
...
你知道，你已经翻转了，但是
...
很好。
...
[笑声]
...
>> 听着，对不起，伙计们。我只是不想
...
给他们比
更多的弹药
他们已经有了。
...
>> 是的，我们都知道父母有多么残忍
...
可以是关于孩子的
的平坦度
枕头。
...
>> 莫妮卡，嗨。嗯，[笑声]
...
莫妮卡，嗯，你吓到我了。
...
我的意思是，你就像所有人一样
...
混乱且扭曲，你知道吗？我的意思是，
...
不是以一种好的方式。
...
>> 是的，冷静点。你看不到罗斯
...
每
都会变得混乱和扭曲
次他们来了。
...
>> 那是因为就我父母而言
...
就此事而言，罗斯不会做错任何事。你
...
看，他是王子。显然，他们
...
在我出生之前举行了一些盛大的仪式。
...
>> 有人看到我的订婚戒指了吗？
...
>> 是的，很漂亮。 [笑声]
...
天啊。天啊。天啊。天啊。天啊。
...
天啊。天啊。别别碰那个。
...
哦，就像我并不害怕明天
...
够了，必须还给他。
...
嗨，巴里。记住账号？我是
中的女孩
...
中踩在你心上的面纱
当着全家人的面。天啊。还有
...
现在我必须归还戒指
...
没有戒指，这让它变得如此
...
更难。
...
[笑声]
...
>> 简单，Ra。我们会找到它的。我们会等待。
...
>> 哦，是的。是的。
...
>> 好的。
...
[笑声]
...
>> 好的。你上次是什么时候用的？
...
可能就在她失去它之前。
...
这些天你很少见到 Doy。
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>> 你知道，我今天早上就吃了。我知道。
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我和
在厨房时吃过它
>> 迪娜。
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>> 哦，别生气。
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你没有。
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>> 哦，对不起。我给了你一份工作。
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>> 哦，但是看看那些面条多直
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是。
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现在，莫妮卡，你知道你不是这样的
...
在烤宽面条中寻找订婚戒指。
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>> 我就是做不到。
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>> 男孩们，
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我们要进去了。
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我现在可以给你唱生日快乐歌吗？
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>> 是的，当然。
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>> 哦，好吧。生日快乐。
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稍后见。 [笑声]
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>> 嘿，Ra。有人拿走了你的鞋子。
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>> 哦，给我
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哇。哦
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天哪。
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>> 哦，这些是我的老鼠宝宝。
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[欢呼]
...
[笑声]
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>> 是的，我们现在有了老鼠宝宝。
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>> 哦，你带老鼠来参加我的生日
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派对。所以，这就是中风的感觉
...
喜欢。 [笑声]
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我必须带它们。我们杀了他们的
...
妈妈。他们现在是我们的责任。
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你知道，它们需要持续的照顾。
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你应该知道这一点，雷切尔。你是
...
妈妈。
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>> 哦，
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你把我女儿比作老鼠吗？
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>> 七只老鼠。
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莫妮卡。
...
[笑声]
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>> 嘿。
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嘿。宝贝，你拿到火鸡了吗？天啊
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上帝。我的天啊。
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>> 那是谁？
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>> 我是乔伊。 [笑声]
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>> 什么？你在干什么？这是
吗？
应该很有趣吗？
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>> 不，这不应该是有趣的。这是
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应该很可怕。
...
[笑声]
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>> 立即脱掉它。
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>> 我不能。它被卡住了。
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>> 我不在乎火鸡必须
...
在我父母家养活 20 个人，
...
他们不会吃掉你的
...
头。
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坚持一下。好吧，我就想想吧。
...
[笑声]
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>> 好的，我明白了。德维。好吧，你
...
拉。我要把腿张开
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尽我所能。
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>> 乔伊，现在还不是时候。
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>> 抱歉，伙计们。
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>> 好的，数到三。一二三。
...
[笑声]
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>> 成功了。我吓到你了。我就知道。
...
[笑声]
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>> 所以，今晚是重要之夜
...
单身派对。
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>> 是的。嘿，谢谢你给我这个
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女孩的号码。
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>> 没问题。那么，聚会是为谁举办的呢？对于
...
我的丈夫。
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>> 你把你丈夫藏起来是个妓女。
...
>> 她是一名脱衣舞娘。
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>> 不，她是妓女。
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>> 这就是他们所说的脱衣舞娘
...
有时？
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>> 当他们是妓女时。
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>> 我的上帝，圣。我不敢相信你竟然这么做了
...
这个。现在，您绝对确定她是
...
一个妓女。
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>> 要么就是这样，要么她就是最好的，
...
我经历过的最昂贵的一次约会。
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>> 好吧。好的。也许也许你
...
应该请她离开。
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>> 为什么是我？嘿，这是你的单身派对。
...
这就是你应该这样做的原因。我不
...
想要。你做吧。
...
>> 你做到了。
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>> 你做到了。
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>> 好吧。石头、布、剪刀。谁
...
必须告诉他们离开吗？
...
[笑声]
...
>> 什么？
...
>> 我想念这个。
...
>> 我认为我们实际上还没有做到这一点
...
之前。
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>> 不，不，不，[笑声]不，不。我想念
...
和你一起出去玩。
...
>> 好吧，我们还是一起出去玩。
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>> 是的。不像我们以前那样。记住？你
...
和我曾经形影不离。
...
哦，现在就像
...
事情有所不同。
...
>> 嗯，你知道，情况有所不同。
...
我现在结婚了。
...
>> 是的，当然。嘿，别误会我的意思。
...
我为你们感到高兴，但我只是
...
想念只有我们一起出去玩的日子，你知道。
...
>> 是的，我也想念那个。
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>> 我会告诉你什么。现在我们什么时候
...
抽出时间互相出去玩。
...
>> 你明白了。过来吧。
...
天啊。听着，我已经很接近
了
抢劫你们。 [笑声]
...
>> 她是个妓女。她是个妓女。她是
...
>>嗨。我们通过电话交谈。
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caterer ˈkeɪtərər B2 |
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appetizer ˈæpɪtaɪzər B2 |
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reluctant rɪˈlʌktənt C1 |
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impromptu ɪmˈprɒmptjuː C1 |
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charity ˈtʃærɪti B2 |
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inflatable ɪnˈfleɪtəbl̩ B2 |
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balloon bəˈluːn A2 |
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sculpture ˈskʌlp.tʃɚ B2 |
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overwhelming ˌoʊ.vɚˈwɛl.mɪŋ C1 |
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super ˈsuːpər B2 |
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bachelor ˈbætʃələr B1 |
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freeze friːz B1 |
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embarrassing ɪmˈbærəsɪŋ B2 |
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scent sɛnt B1 |
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