oh God
00:02
[Applause]
00:09
okay what the hell are you doing you
00:16
scared the crap out of
00:18
me was that the case yeah yeah I got a
00:21
lemon
00:25
Smo come on she'll be here any minute
00:26
hope it's
00:30
okay happy birthday
00:35
peeh well maybe we can make a a bee out
00:38
of one of those Roses yeah we'll just
00:41
use our special cake
00:42
tools how do we have hey what's going
00:44
[Applause]
00:48
on this is so great in what John Houston
00:51
film would you hear this line badges we
00:55
don't need no stinking badges Treasure
00:57
of s correct there's a possible
00:59
backwards bonus Madre Sierra the of
01:01
treasure yes I'd like to go up the
01:03
ladder of chance to the golden mud hut
01:06
please Wise Choice how many rungs
01:08
six that noise can only mean one thing H
01:11
monkey
01:15
monkey I'd like a wicked Wango card okay
01:16
it's an audio question name this
01:20
television theme
01:22
song oh my God okay I know this give me
01:26
give me a second to time Turtle shut up
01:29
I dream of Dreams yes yes you're back in
01:32
the lead uh I'd like to spin the
01:33
wheel come
01:41
on super Speedy speed round is there a
01:43
Hopping bonus of
01:46
[Laughter]
01:49
course who invented bifocals Ben
01:51
Franklin correct which monarch has ruled
01:54
Great Britain the longest Queen Victoria
01:56
correct again but you forgot to switch
01:58
legs between questions so no hopping
02:00
bonus oh every time now over to Chandler
02:02
I'd like a Google card are you sure yes
02:08
no
02:12
Google oh my God congratulations Ross
02:15
because Chandler you've been bamboozled
02:19
no this is the best game ever you just
02:23
saw Donald Trump at your convention yeah
02:27
so I'm waiting for an
02:29
elevator hey R can I wear your eyelash
02:33
curler I think I lost mine
02:36
[Applause]
02:39
yeah Joey can I talk to you for a second
02:45
[Music]
02:54
yes
03:02
yes you and and
03:05
you yes but you cannot tell anyone no
03:09
one knows how
03:11
when it happened in London in
03:13
London the reason we didn't tell anyone
03:19
was CU we didn't want to make a big deal
03:21
out of it but it is a big
03:23
deal I have to tell someone
03:25
please please we just don't want to deal
03:30
with telling everyone okay just promise
03:31
you won't
03:34
tell all
03:38
right man this is
03:41
unbelievable I mean it's great
03:44
but I know it's
03:48
great oh I don't want to see that
03:51
everybody has ordered I would like to
03:54
start the celebration and make a toast
03:56
to
04:00
Phoebe she dropped your sock a
04:01
what no Emma dropped her sock Mom's here
04:05
I wanted to have lunch with her today
04:09
she told me she was out of
04:10
town she still has not noticed that the
04:13
baby sock is on the ground it's a good
04:15
toast will you please get her attention
04:18
oh Mommy
04:22
oh for God's sake Judy pick up the sock
04:34
pick up the sock pick up
04:37
theck I'm sorry was that rude so come on
04:43
explain yourself Geller first you get my
04:47
Rachel pregnant you got Rachel pregnant
04:50
who did you did
04:53
yes yes yes I did but but it was it was
04:55
just a one night thing meant nothing oh
04:58
really that's what my daughter means to
05:01
you nothing no no sir um she means a lot
05:03
to me I mean I I care I I love Rachel
05:06
what oh but not that way I mean I mean
05:09
I'm not in love with her I love her like
05:11
like a friend oh really that's how you
05:14
treat a friend you get her in trouble
05:15
and then you refuse to marry her hey I
05:16
offered to marry her but I didn't want
05:18
to well why not so you can spend your
05:23
time with this I'm sorry Dr
05:26
Green Mona Mona Dr
05:30
Green how could you have kept all of
05:33
this from me I I was going to tell you
05:36
but but what you figured you get what
05:38
you wanted then you dump her like you
05:40
did Rachel hey I did not dump Rachel nor
05:42
are we still
05:45
together oh um can
05:48
I why don't we just let the machine get
05:53
that hey Ross it's Joey there's a a
05:56
hooker over here and we thought maybe
05:59
you know something about
06:01
it no no no no no I I need to lie
06:03
[Music]
06:10
down Kathy Kathy hi Kathy Kathy
06:15
[Music]
06:23
C touch
06:36
ity
06:41
[Music]
06:43
cyy
06:55
Kathy hey janler what are you doing
06:57
here I just want to say
07:01
hey
07:04
Hey
07:06
Okay Ross you got to stop okay you can't
07:09
just stare through the peephole for 3
07:13
hours you're going to get pee
07:17
by I knew it I knew it I always knew she
07:20
liked him you know she'd say no but here
07:23
we are right we just broke up first
07:26
thing she does you didn't just break up
07:28
yeah you'd been like 3 weeks you slept
07:31
with somebody 3 hours after you thought
07:34
you broke up I mean bullets have left
07:36
guns
07:38
slower here they come here they oh if
07:40
she kisses him good night I'm going to
07:43
kill myself I swear I can't I can't
07:44
watch come on date over date over oh oh
07:48
here we go she's going in okay she's
07:52
going in he's going
07:55
in keep going in the door's closed I I
07:58
can't see anything but the door closed
08:03
and the inventor of the door rests
08:05
happily in his
08:07
grave okay I have to do something I mean
08:08
I have to I have to stop it stop what I
08:10
don't know but the I I have a feeling
08:13
that my being there will do it I'll go
08:14
over and I will borrow something juice I
08:17
need juice
08:20
no it must be stuck I am your friend and
08:23
I am not going to let you do this you
08:26
are surprised inly
08:28
strong I need juice people need juice
08:30
look man people need juice s to me juice
08:34
I
08:37
[Applause]
08:38
need she's moving on okay if it's not
08:41
this guy it's going to be somebody else
08:44
and unless you're thinking about
08:46
subletting my peepole you are going to
08:47
have to get used to the fact that the
08:50
relationship is over okay man it's over
08:51
yeah
08:59
okay okay it's just I miss her so
09:00
much I
09:05
know but listen I uh saw down at the
09:08
hardware store they got those designer
09:11
tiles on sale if you ever want to redo
09:12
your bathroom floor what's wrong with my
09:14
bathroom floor nothing it's just old and
09:16
dingy that's
09:19
all I highly doubt that oh yeah if you
09:21
uh move your hamper you can see the
09:26
color the how I used to be
09:28
yeah I can't live like this what are we
09:33
going to do what are we going to do
09:35
relax relax here hold this this old
09:37
stuff comes right up I'll show
09:39
you little more than I want to
09:43
see look at that every inch of this is
09:48
glued down it take forever to pry this
09:51
up you should uh you should just leave
09:53
it I can't leave it you couched a hole
09:57
in my dingy
10:00
floor there you go a yeah that's nice
10:10
you know we can put it back there after
10:15
the surgeons remove it from your colon
10:16
oh my God J just left though yeah but
10:18
maybe it's not what we think maybe it's
10:22
tell Monica I'm sorry I drank the last
10:24
of the milk or maybe he he was writing
10:27
to tell her that that he's changed his
10:31
name you know tell Monica I'm
10:33
sorry I think it means he freaked out
10:38
and left don't be so
10:41
negative God isn't it possible that
10:44
sorry is sitting in there right
10:47
now okay pH I I think Ross is right I
10:50
what are we going to do look okay I'm
10:54
just going to I'm going to have to go
10:56
find him and bring him back okay you you
10:57
make sure Monica does not find out okay
11:00
okay but if you don't find him and bring
11:03
him back I am going to hunt you down and
11:05
kick your
11:08
ass I will I will find him I mean my mom
11:11
never thought this would work
11:15
out she was all once a cheater always a
11:18
cheater mhm oh I just wish we hadn't
11:23
lost those four months
11:27
but if time was what you needed just to
11:30
gain a little
11:32
perspective we were on the
11:35
break Coffey house you bet and for the
11:39
record it took two people to break up
11:43
this relationship yeah you and that girl
11:46
from the copy place which yesterday you
11:49
took full responsibility for I didn't
11:51
know what I was taking responsibility
11:53
for okay I didn't finish the whole
11:55
letter what I fell asleep sleep you fell
11:57
asleep it was 5:30 in the morning and
12:02
you had rambled on for 18
12:06
Pages front and
12:11
back oh oh and by the way y u apostrophe
12:15
r e means you are y r means
12:19
you're you know I can't believe I even
12:23
thought of getting back together with
12:25
you we are so over
12:27
fine by
12:31
me oh and hey hey hey those little
12:33
spelling tips will come in handy when
12:35
you're at home on Saturday nights
12:37
playing Scrabble with Monica hey
12:38
sorry I just feel bad about all that
12:42
sleep you're going to miss wishing you
12:44
were with me oh no no don't you worry
12:45
about me falling asleep I still have
12:47
your
12:50
letter how could someone get a hold of
12:51
your credit card number I have no idea
12:53
but look how much they spent Monica
12:55
would you calm down the credit card
12:57
people said you only have to pay for the
12:58
stuff that you bought still it's just
13:00
such Reckless spending I think when
13:02
somebody steals your credit card they've
13:04
kind of already throwing caution to the
13:06
Wi wow what a geek they spent $69.95 on
13:11
a Wonder
13:15
Mop that's
13:18
[Laughter]
13:20
me oh the yuck Ros he's doing it again
13:22
Marcel stop humping in the land stop
13:27
humping now Marcel come come back come
13:30
here Marcel no no no not in my room I'll
13:32
get him Ross you've got to do something
13:35
about the humping what it's it's just a
13:37
phase well that's what we said about
13:41
Joey hey would you all relax it's not
13:46
that big a deal Marcel stop it Marcel
13:49
Bad Monkey what let's just say my
13:52
Curious George doll is no longer curious
13:55
I have a weird feeling about this place
14:00
and how do I know they're not going to
14:02
secretly videotape me and put it all
14:03
over the
14:05
Internet because honey and I I mean this
14:08
in the sweetest way possible nobody's
14:11
going to want to watch
14:14
that Mr Bing here you are you'll go into
14:16
that room and deposit your specimen into
14:20
the Container deposit my specimen you
14:21
know I usually have to call a 900 number
14:24
for that kind of talk
14:25
thanks got
14:31
it all right honey my tests are down the
14:33
hall you sure you're going to be okay
14:36
yeah I guess look I know this is
14:39
embarrassing but nobody cares no one
14:41
here even knows
14:43
you oh my
14:47
[Applause]
14:52
god oh come on
14:54
[Applause]
14:59
[Laughter]
15:00
how great is this yeah we're probably
15:04
fertile let's go
15:07
home why are you here well Sid and I are
15:11
trying again and we had trouble last
15:14
time because apparently we no I mean why
15:16
why is she
15:19
here oh someone's a little cranky today
15:20
cuz they have to do it in a cup H oh
15:23
they gave you the kitty size
15:27
[Music]
15:32
what this was fun but I've got an
15:35
invasive vaginal exam to get
15:38
to I'd love to stay but I've uh got a
15:41
hot date please go just let me know if
15:45
you need a
15:48
hand okay Rachel you're up first
15:49
Situation Number one you're with Monica
15:52
the wedding is about to start when
15:55
Monica gets cold feet go I don't want to
15:57
marry
16:00
Chandler okay um it's going to be okay
16:01
one man the rest of my life I don't know
16:04
if I could do it this means I'll never
16:06
get to sleep with
16:08
Joey look
16:11
Monica getting cold feet is very common
16:13
you know it's it's just because of all
16:16
the anticipation and you just have to
16:18
remember that you love Chandler and also
16:20
I ran out on a wedding you don't get to
16:25
keep the gifts
16:27
very good drawing on your own experience
16:29
I like
16:31
that yes very nice Rachel thank you
16:32
judges oh kiss
16:36
ass okay Phoebe yes your
16:40
honor we're now in the ceremony Monica
16:44
is about to say I do when her drunk
16:47
uncle starts yelling what do you do go
16:50
when monac was a little girl I remember
16:53
that
16:57
oh very
17:01
good yes excellent perfect score right a
17:04
minute she just made a scene in the
17:07
middle of the ceremony hey you want a
17:09
little taste of feeds wants to go first
17:11
okay
17:14
[Applause]
17:15
okay welcome to America
17:19
[Applause]
17:25
oh go two in a row you got to use your
17:30
tongues
17:33
[Laughter]
17:34
now what are the odds what are
17:42
the okay that that's enough you know let
17:46
let's let someone else
17:50
play if you didn't want to play then
17:53
why'd you come to the
17:55
party should talk the bill we hope you
17:57
enjoyed your stay oh we did and you
17:59
still have all your
18:01
lamps I didn't factor in the room tax oh
18:05
dude don't worry about it uh I found an
18:09
unattended maid's C we're way ahead of
18:10
the
18:13
game oh my God what there's there's
18:14
something new in the
18:18
bowl look we have enough just walk away
18:20
no but I I want I want the pine
18:22
cones there's a forest right outside
18:25
it's not the same okay go
18:29
quick thank you for a delightful
18:39
stay my maple
18:50
candy everybody else finally we can
18:52
start celebrating my
18:54
I'm sorry apparently I've opened the
19:00
door to the
19:02
Past okay uh Monica man okay what what
19:08
you just saw can I ask you just a little
19:11
question why
19:13
tonight what see I've been waiting my
19:16
whole life to be engaged and unlike some
19:18
people I only planning on doing this
19:21
once so I you know I maybe this is
19:24
selfish and I'm sorry about it but I I
19:26
was kind of hoping tonight could just be
19:27
about that oh honey but it is no it's
19:29
not no no now it's about you and Ross
19:32
getting back together what yeah um you
19:34
kind of stole my
19:36
thunder okay ho ho we do not steal your
19:38
thunder because we are not getting back
19:40
together yeah no and and and you know
19:42
what nobody even saw
19:44
yeah that's
19:47
true I I swear we just kissed it was
19:49
just a kiss you guys
19:52
kissed what does this
19:54
mean are you are you get back together
19:56
can I sing at your
19:59
wedding Thunder being stolen okay come
20:01
on B it's nothing come let not make a
20:04
big deal out of this it was a onetime
20:07
thing it doesn't even matter oh my
20:09
God I cannot believe you guys are
20:13
talking about this the problem's in the
20:16
bedroom between a man and a
20:18
woman all right now Chandler is doing
20:21
the best he
20:24
can your boyfriend has been in there for
20:26
over an hour can't believe it it's like
20:28
I'm living with him again he's here when
20:30
I go to sleep he's here when I wake up
20:32
he's here when I want to use the shower
20:33
feel like I'm 16 all over again well
20:36
you're not 16 you're both adults now get
20:38
out you
20:41
doofers or you know he's rubber in your
20:44
glue all
20:51
yours I hope you cleaned your hair out
20:53
of the drain I hope you cleaned your
20:55
hair out of the dra
20:57
shut up
21:00
sh cut it out me
21:02
me I've never wanted you
21:09
more I want to watch Entertainment
21:15
Tonight tough nuggies were watching
21:17
predators of the serengetti
21:19
would you guys stop it's my TV what quit
21:20
it bite me oh my god well Monica keeps
21:25
changing the channnel a that's great why
21:29
don't you tell Mommy on
21:31
me now I'm mommy in this little play all
21:33
right look I refuse to get sucked into
21:37
this like weird little Geller dimension
21:40
thing okay so I'm going to go and take a
21:42
nice long hot bubble bath because you
21:44
kids are driving me
21:46
crazy hey hey got a second sure sure
21:50
come on in hello sweetheart oh
21:54
what you what you guys doing here uh we
21:59
are here to break up with
22:01
you both of you basically we think
22:04
you're a horrible human being and bad
22:08
things should happen to
22:10
you I'm sorry I'm sorry God I am so
22:13
sorry I'm an idiot I was weak I I
22:16
couldn't help myself whatever I did I
22:17
only did because I love you so
22:19
much uh which one of us are you talking
22:23
to there bear
22:25
Mindy Mindy of course Mindy it was
22:30
always Mindy even when we were having
22:32
sex in that chair I swear look whatever
22:35
I was doing I was always thinking of you
22:38
oh please during that second time you
22:40
couldn't have picked her out of a lineup
22:43
you did it twice well first time didn't
22:46
really count I you know it was
22:49
buried I overslept I was supposed to be
22:51
on the set half an hour ago I got to get
22:54
out of here oh what Joy you can't go
22:55
that you stink look I don't I fell
22:58
asleep before I could take a shower now
23:00
I don't have time they're just 10 blocks
23:01
away if I run I can make it yeah Run 10
23:03
blocks that'll help the smell hey slow
23:05
down no keep
23:09
moving so how did it go with Joshua last
23:10
night oh well I didn't see
23:13
Joshua but I did punch a girl in the
23:15
face what the whole night was horrible
23:18
it was pouring down rain and when I got
23:21
there there was no Rachel Green on the
23:23
list but there was a Rachel GP oh so did
23:25
you get to meet
23:28
her no there is no Rachel GP but then
23:32
this other girl overheard us and she was
23:35
all I'm Rachel G I'm Rachel gep and he
23:37
let her right in so you hit her in the
23:39
face no she was already in but then this
23:41
big behind me tried to steal my
23:43
umbrella so I clocked her I just want
23:45
you to know that what you witnessed in
23:48
there that wasn't for
23:50
fun it wasn't fun why why why would you
23:53
what what look I just don't want you to
23:57
think that we're animals who do it
24:01
whenever we want oh I don't think that
24:02
before today I never thought of you two
24:05
having sex at
24:07
all it was a simpler
24:08
time the truth is Dad we're we're
24:12
trying what yeah we're trying to get
24:16
pregnant oh my God this is so exciting
24:18
we'll get back in there I'll guard the
24:21
door it's okay D we we we can wait until
24:24
later whoa whoa waa I don't think so so
24:27
aren't you ovulating
24:28
daddy well you got to get at it princess
24:31
when your mother and I were trying to
24:33
conceive you whenever she was ovulating
24:35
bam we did it that's how I got my bad
24:37
hip it's funny this conversation is how
24:40
I got the bullet hole in my head all
24:42
right check out this bad boy 12
24:44
megabytes of ram 500 megabyte hard drive
24:47
built-in spreadsheet capabilities and a
24:50
modem that transmits at over 28,000 BPS
24:52
wow what are you going to use it for
24:56
games and
24:59
stuff there are no jobs there are no
25:01
jobs for me oh wait here's one uh would
25:04
you be willing to cook
25:08
naked there's an ad for a Naked Chef no
25:10
but if you're willing to cook naked then
25:13
you might be willing to dance naked
25:15
there hi hey hey oh so um how'd you make
25:20
out last night
25:24
[Applause]
25:26
that that is funny that is painfully
25:28
funny no wait wait yeah that's just
25:31
painful wait a minute I thought last
25:34
night was was great yeah it was but I
25:37
get home okay and I see Julie's sailing
25:40
Solution on my night table and I'm
25:43
thinking to myself oh my God what the
25:44
hell am I doing I mean here I am I'm
25:46
with Julie this incredible great woman
25:48
who I care about and and who cares about
25:50
me and I'm like what am I just going to
25:52
throw all that away you got all that
25:54
from saline solution
25:56
wait a minute we're talking about Rachel
25:59
here you and Rachel oh believe me I've
26:00
been dreaming about me and Rachel for
26:03
like 10 years now but now I'm with Julie
26:04
you know so it's like me and Julie me
26:08
and Rachel me and Julie me and ra Rachel
26:10
Rachel hey you how are you good how are
26:15
you good good hi Honey hi Julie hi
26:19
Julie
26:24
Julie um how are are you good good so
26:26
everybody's
26:30
here everybody's
26:32
good so were you going to play something
26:37
Phoebe well actually I had
26:39
to all right hey Julie I didn't know you
26:43
wore lenses
26:47
what okay um hi hello hi okay so um this
26:50
is a song um about a love triangle
26:57
between three people that I made
27:01
up um it's called um two of them kissed
27:05
last
27:08
night there was a girl will call her
27:12
Betty and a guy let's call him
27:16
Neil now I can't stress this point too
27:20
strongly this story isn't real
27:24
now o Neal must decide who will be the
27:30
girl that he casts aside will Betty be
27:33
the one who he loves truly or will it be
27:36
the one who will call
27:38
[Music]
27:41
LLY he must decide he must decide even
27:43
though I made him up he must decide just
27:47
love the beginning parts of
27:50
relationships you know you just like
27:51
can't keep your hands off each other and
27:53
I know it is the best God
27:55
so so how long did that last for you and
27:59
Chandler what it's still going on come
28:02
on seriously when did it
28:05
end I am serious I mean we're we're all
28:08
over each other all the time okay well
28:11
you know where you are better than I do
28:13
I was just curious why don't you just
28:15
calm down Phoebe all
28:17
right I W you just get all your facts
28:18
before you run around telling everybody
28:21
that you know you're the only hot
28:22
couple God I woke the Beast um
28:25
I was wrong obviously I just I misspoke
28:29
it's okay oh it is okay I mean as long
28:32
as you know that Chandler and I are also
28:34
very hot and fiery I mean just as hot as
28:37
you I mean our flame woo it is on
28:38
fire hey Monica here's your broom
28:44
back you are so cute
28:48
[Music]
28:54
you know Rachel funny thing actually uh
29:44
The End Zone starts at that pole so
29:46
you're 5T short so we
29:48
[Applause]
29:52
win wait wait wait wait wait so explain
29:54
something to me though if if nobody
29:57
tagged Rachel then isn't the place still
29:59
going I'm
30:05
pregnant what now give me the sandwich
30:08
give me the
30:11
sandwich obviously this is a mistake you
30:13
can't be pregnant because you have to
30:16
have sex to get
30:17
pregnant Joe I tried to wait until I was
30:19
25 like you
30:22
did what Dina
30:25
can't believe this you're the good one
30:30
you went to college both
30:34
years who did the steal Bobby Corso but
30:38
he's a real nice guy I like him a lot
30:42
he's real funny you got pregnant for
30:44
funny
30:47
Dina if he's funny
30:49
laugh I'll be back in a little while you
30:54
stay here why we I can't look at you
30:56
right
30:59
now wow I
31:02
know S I know it's our anniversary but I
31:08
told you on the phone I don't have time
31:11
to stop okay you don't have to stop I'm
31:13
invisible I'm not here yeah but I
31:16
don't who approved that order well there
31:19
is no Mark Robinson in this office get
31:23
me Mark on the phone oh I love Mark do
31:26
you know Mark yeah well let me just
31:28
check that with what I've got here all
31:31
right see 038 is not the number for this
31:33
score Z
31:35
creat
31:41
pepper none for
31:44
me I'm sorry as I was saying the store
31:48
number is wrong and I'm sorry but that
31:51
is oh my
31:54
God oh my
31:56
okay oh yeah oh yeah excuse me I'm sorry
32:00
I'm going to have to call you back I've
32:04
got a shm in my
32:05
office what are you doing I'm sorry but
32:09
um hey oh somebody's off the phone how
32:12
about a glass of wine by the fire I get
32:14
it going again is having a secret Days
32:17
of Our Lives Party Up on the Roof and he
32:19
sent you guys to the play to get rid of
32:21
you
32:23
what what what's what's going on Joey is
32:25
having a secret Days of Our Lives Party
32:28
Up on the Roof and and he didn't want
32:30
you guys to know about it but I came
32:32
over here to tell
32:34
you I thought you came to say you were
32:35
sick all right Professor or
32:37
detective Joey's having a party and he
32:41
wasn't going to invite us yeah he does
32:43
it every year that's why he's sending
32:45
you to the play that's why he sent us to
32:47
that medieval restaurant and to that
32:50
button factory and that that horrible
32:51
Museum tour no I arranged that
32:54
hey you guys I'm turning in have
33:01
fun you know about your party Joey what
33:07
party the game's over take off your
33:10
robe great I
33:13
mean playing game you want to show
33:20
Rachel come here you want to do
33:22
something fun okay
33:24
[Music]
33:29
[Music]
33:34
you're so brave you're so brave yes you
33:37
are you're so brave okay okay H he's
33:40
fine he's fine let's just put him down
33:43
come here babe yes you're such a good
33:44
boy how could you do that to him Ross
33:47
trusted me what is he going to say he's
33:50
not going to say anything because we're
33:52
not going to tell him we're not no we're
33:53
not all right I like that okay
33:55
so we're okay we're okay we're okay
33:58
aren't we no we're not okay we're not
34:00
okay there's a bump there's a bump
34:02
there's a bu bump oh my God we push it
34:03
in push it in I cannot push it
34:06
in okay we're going to need a
34:10
distraction okay that's it okay I got it
34:12
okay the second that Ross walks in that
34:15
door yeah I want you to take him back to
34:17
your bedroom and you do whatever it is
34:19
that you do that makes him
34:20
[Music]
34:22
go or
34:24
we could put a hat on his head a hat yes
34:28
we need a hat we need a hat where are we
34:32
going to find a tiny little hat w w I'll
34:33
get rainy J bear I guess he'll know what
34:35
to
34:37
do oh my God you're a genius oh God it's
34:38
it's kind of sewn on though give it give
34:42
it
34:44
okay oh it's just like a blood bath in
34:48
here today or you could just you know
34:51
[Laughter]
34:56
what the hell are you
35:00
doing what the hell am I doing he just
35:03
broke my
35:06
fridge what what how do you know if how
35:09
do you know it's even Broken Oh you
35:11
think I don't know what breaks my
35:14
fridge excuse
35:16
me well what do you know
35:19
broken that'll be
35:23
$400 Joey I saw you push
35:26
him you pushed
35:31
them Joey I did not break this okay that
35:35
has been broken for a
35:38
while I Chan remember I told you about
35:42
our fridge uhhuh I still haven't gotten
35:44
a check for your half
35:46
yet do not give him any money I'm not
35:49
talking to you you broke my fridge took
35:52
care of everything thanks a lot co-host
35:55
wait a minute take care of everything
35:58
there's there's plenty of things for you
36:00
to do uhhuh like
36:02
what
36:04
cops cups you're giving me
36:06
cups and
36:09
Ice cups and Ice oh I get to be in
36:11
charge of Cups and Ice all
36:14
right fine okay I will be in charge of
36:17
Cups and Ice wait a minute I can get ice
36:19
at the restaurant I got it mine
36:22
hey check it out um cup hat cup Banner
36:28
cup Chandelier and the thing that
36:31
started it all the
36:33
cup great job with the cups
36:35
feves why don't you just go out with
36:39
her and did you notice the ice look we
36:43
have it all we have crushed cubed and
36:46
dry watch
36:49
a mystico
36:52
I no one's eating my tus and finger food
36:58
because they're all filling up on ph
37:01
snow cones there snow cones
37:02
snow I would like to make a toast to
37:06
Rachel and
37:11
Joey and to
37:14
love a
37:19
love l o v e
37:23
love l is for life and what is life
37:25
without
37:30
love oh my God are we supposed to
37:31
answer
37:35
O is
37:37
for oh
37:40
wow the
37:45
V is for this very surprising turn of
37:46
events which I am still fine with by the
37:53
way
37:57
is for how extremely normal I find it
38:04
that you
38:10
two are
38:12
together and that one day you might get
38:16
married I have children of your own
38:22
dude are you okay
38:30
totally Ross you don't seem okay I'm
38:34
sorry it must be the pressure of
38:37
entertaining buy and WRA all of your
38:38
Christmas gifts
38:40
no I uh oh I'll squeeze you fresh orange
38:42
juice every morning with extra pulp yeah
38:45
no
38:48
D I've got it you don't have it I so got
38:52
it there's going to be rumors about this
38:59
there's no way to stop it Sophie knows
39:01
Monica and Phoebe know how do Monica and
39:04
Phoebe know oh I called
39:06
them when they ask me what I saw I can
39:08
be very
39:11
generous or very
39:15
stingy go
39:19
on I can make you a
39:21
legend I can make you this generation's
39:23
Milton
39:26
Burl and Milton Burl has oh not compared
39:28
to
39:32
you hello
39:37
hey hello
39:40
Chandler I love
39:44
you hey what's going on
39:46
help no he doesn't
39:52
two hours that
39:58
lasted has anybody seen my engagement
39:59
ring yeah it's
40:01
beautiful oh God oh God oh God oh God oh
40:07
God oh God oh God no don't don't touch
40:11
that oh like I wasn't dreading tomorrow
40:15
enough having to give it back to him hi
40:18
Barry remember me I'm the girl in The
40:21
Veil that stomped on your heart in front
40:22
of your entire family oh God and now I'm
40:24
going to to return the ring without the
40:27
ring which makes it so much
40:29
harder easy rage we'll find it won't
40:32
wait oh yeah yeah okay
40:35
look all right when didd you have it on
40:39
last do probably right before she lost
40:41
it you don't get a lot of doy these
40:45
days no I had it this morning I know I
40:50
had it when I was in the kitchen with d
40:54
oh don't be
41:01
mad you didn't oh I'm sorry I gave you
41:03
one
41:07
job oh but look how straight those
41:09
noodles
41:11
are now Monica you know that's not how
41:13
you look for an engagement ring in
41:15
lasagna I just can't do
41:19
it
41:22
boys we're going in and I were talking
41:24
and and I was so upset about the hall
41:29
being knocked down and she suggested
41:31
that we just put the wedding off for a
41:33
bit she said what she said if I'm not
41:38
going to be happy getting married
41:40
somewhere that we can find in a day well
41:41
then we should just postpone
41:43
it postpone
41:47
it Emily do you think manica realizes
41:50
how much our parents spent on this
41:53
wedding huh do you think my sister's
41:55
teeny tiny little brain comprehends that
41:57
people took time out of their lives to
42:00
fly thousands of miles to be here
42:03
huh this isn't
42:09
right I realize that people are going to
42:11
be
42:14
disappointed but I'm sure they'll come
42:15
back when we can do it right well I
42:16
can't ask people to do that would you
42:18
ask people to do that don't you point
42:20
your pants at
42:22
me we have no choice
42:24
anywhere that's half decent will have
42:27
been B months ago Ross don't you
42:29
understand this is our wedding I'm
42:31
talking about the only thing I
42:32
understand is postponing it is not an
42:34
option this is when we're getting
42:36
married so what are you saying it's now
42:37
or never no I'm saying it's now or
42:39
there's no or in mine what is wrong with
42:42
these
42:45
pants it's not the pants it's you who's
42:47
backwards and if and if you don't
42:50
understand how important this is to me
42:52
well then perhaps we shouldn't be
42:54
getting married at all what Emily no
42:55
wait stop Emily
42:57
please where are the jello shots I don't
43:01
know Chand them supposed to be past
43:04
them CH
43:06
helloo oh somebody's feeling
43:10
better stick out your tongue take off
43:14
your
43:16
shirt oh my oh my God how many of these
43:20
did you have these are pure vodka yeah
43:23
Jal just like Mom used to
43:25
[Applause]
43:31
make okay how many of that girl are you
43:36
seeing how hammered are you huh the
43:42
these are Joey's sisters hi Joey sisters
43:44
what you
43:47
doing I'm taking my ex-girlfriend off my
43:48
speed dialer a no no no no it's a good
43:51
thing why must we dial so speedily
43:55
anyway why must we rush through life why
43:57
can't we Savor the precious moments
44:00
those are some huge breasts you
44:02
have oh it's my wedding planner she's
44:05
driving me
44:08
crazy
44:09
hello hey okay stop
44:11
screaming okay so halib
44:14
it all right so salmon either way I
44:17
don't I don't it doesn't matter to me
44:20
well it matters to me
44:22
I don't care so you pick did you just
44:27
hang up on
44:29
me all right look I need you at the
44:31
rehearsal dinner tonight at 1,800 hours
44:33
uh-huh okay what time is
44:35
that you don't know military time well I
44:38
must have been in missile training the
44:41
day they taught
44:43
that just subtract 12 okay so 1,800 - 12
44:44
is
44:50
1,788 6
44:51
o00 hold on yeah Geller here
44:53
no I said it has to be there by 4:00
44:57
goodbye God how hard is it to make an
45:01
ice sculpture ice sculpture that sounds
45:03
really fancy I told you I just want a
45:05
simple wedding please honey leave the
45:07
details to me now I want to make this
45:10
day a special for you as I can no okay I
45:12
was thinking that the harpus should wear
45:14
white well harpus my friend Marjorie is
45:16
playing the steel drums oh she backed
45:18
out she did why I made
45:21
her steel drums don't really say an
45:24
wedding nor does margery's overwhelming
45:27
scent hey she will shower when Tibet is
45:29
free supposed to be back by now yeah but
45:33
her plane got delayed in Athens but
45:35
actually she should be here by now oh so
45:37
you talked to her did she did she sound
45:39
mad no but she likes
45:41
me you abandoned her on a plane to
45:44
Greece okay I did not abandon Rachel
45:46
okay Emily showed up at the airport I
45:50
had to go after her I mean I I did what
45:52
I had to do she's my wife Rachel is my
45:54
wife you know
45:57
Emily Emily is my
46:00
wife man what is
46:03
that so you still haven't heard from
46:06
Emily no not since I lost her at the
46:09
airport I can't believe she can outrun
46:11
you man hey she's fast
46:13
okay oh you think you can beat me let's
46:16
go
46:19
outside hi
46:23
re ra I am so sorry I am so so sorry oh
46:27
Ross come on you just did what you had
46:32
to
46:34
do my be well that's it you're not mad I
46:35
mean it must have been terrible terrible
46:39
hell I was in
46:42
Greece that was a nice hotel nice Beach
46:43
met the nice people it's not too shabby
46:47
for
46:49
Rachel so what that's it oh yeah we're
46:52
cool totally
46:57
cool thanks R you're the best Oh no
46:59
you're the
47:03
best oh I got to go to the flower store
47:05
oh check it out no one will tell me
47:08
where Emily is so I'm going to send 72
47:11
long stemmed red roses to her parents
47:14
house one for each day that I've known
47:16
and loved her that ought to get her
47:18
talking to me again oh Ross when you
47:20
make out the card be sure to make it out
47:22
to Emily
47:24
that's great it's so good that you had
47:31
such a good time in
47:32
Greece
47:34
what I didn't have a good time in Greece
47:36
Ross abandoned me okay I couldn't get a
47:40
plane out so I had to stay in their
47:44
honeymoon suite with people coming up to
47:46
me all the time going oh Mrs Keller why
47:48
you
47:51
cry I mean it was so humiliating I felt
47:52
like such an idiot I mean it's all my
47:56
fault and you know why because I make
47:59
very bad decisions oh that's not true
48:02
yes it is it is true I I went after Ross
48:06
in stupid London London is stupid
48:08
stupid phbe you were right I should have
48:13
never gone to London and from now on you
48:15
make all of my decisions for me oh no I
48:18
did that for someone once I'm I'm not
48:21
comfortable having that kind of power
48:23
and control over someone's life
48:25
I'll do
48:27
it hey everybody Happy Thanksgiving no
48:28
no no no no no what are we keeping
48:31
Thanksgiving a secret this year no we
48:34
are playing this game I learned at work
48:37
you have to name all the states in 6
48:38
minutes what that's like insanely easy
48:41
no it's a lot harder than it sounds you
48:44
always forget at least one or in some
48:45
cases
48:48
14 it's a stupid game and I wasn't
48:50
playing against other people so
48:53
technically I didn't lose what you
48:54
forgot 14 States nobody cares about the
48:56
dtas oh okay time's up all right I got
49:01
48 it's not bad BBS oh I got tired of
49:04
naming States so I decided to list the
49:08
types of
49:10
celery and I have one regular
49:12
celery okay so Rachel's got 48 and
49:15
Phoebe has the lead
49:18
in vegetables Joey say hello to the new
49:21
champ of Chandler's dumb States game wow
49:24
how many you got
49:28
56 done with time a to spare oo this may
49:33
be a new world's record you know I hate
49:38
to lecture you guys but it's kind of
49:40
disgraceful that a group of
49:43
well-educated adults and
49:45
Joey can't name all the states you ever
49:48
see a map or one of those round colorful
49:51
things called a globe
49:54
uh
49:57
mellin you got 46 States what that's
49:58
impossible 46 well who's well educated
50:03
now Mr I forgot 10 states Okay Ross time
50:06
is up no just give me another minute
50:10
look Ross if you don't know them by now
50:11
you will never know them okay that is
50:13
the beauty of this game it makes you
50:15
want to kill
50:17
yourself this this is crazy I can do
50:18
this all right uh I bet I can get all 50
50:21
uh before dinner okay but if you can't
50:24
no dinner you're on all right don't look
50:27
at my list Ross cuz there's a lot on
50:30
there that you don't
50:32
have how can I not get this I'm a
50:35
college professor I got 1450 on my SATs
50:38
1250 damn I forgot you were
50:44
here Ro you need some help from
50:46
you yes please
50:51
first of all
51:00
Utah dude you can't just make stuff
51:01
up I hate
51:10
America when I finish this game I swear
51:13
I am
51:16
moving okay maybe this is so hard
51:19
because there aren't 50
51:22
states let me tell you something I have
51:25
49 states and there are no
51:28
more I I think I should be able to eat
51:32
something it's up to
51:36
you look
51:42
uh I know why you're here you do yeah
51:45
and to save you from any embarrassment
51:49
um I think maybe I should talk
51:51
first okay okay
51:54
Ross and
52:06
Rachel Rachel and
52:07
Ross that's been one heck of a seesaw
52:11
hasn't
52:14
it
52:16
what I mean look that that one night we
52:18
had was fun and and certainly passionate
52:21
but don't you think it's better if we
52:25
just stay
52:27
friends seriously
52:30
what okay okay you know what if you want
52:34
to we can do it one more
52:39
time I mean I I'd be okay with that in
52:44
fact I have some time right now okay you
52:48
know what can I can I talk now oh sure
52:51
okay
52:54
ah I'm
53:00
pregnant
53:07
Ross
53:13
R okay whenever you're ready
53:15
[Laughter]
53:20
[Applause]
53:23
and you're the father by the way but you
53:26
[Laughter]
53:29
got can I get you some water I'm good
53:32
I'm
53:35
good Ross there is no pressure on you
53:36
okay I mean you can be as involved as
53:40
you
53:42
want yeah I uh I'm just I don't know I
53:47
don't
53:51
understand um how this happen
53:54
happened we we used the condom I know I
53:59
know but you know condoms only work like
54:03
97% of the time what
54:07
what
54:12
what well they should put that on the
54:15
box they do no they don't
54:21
[Applause]
54:27
well they should put it in huge block
54:31
letters Okay Ross come on let's just
54:34
forget about the condoms oh well I may
54:36
as well
54:38
have listen you know what I was really
54:41
freaked out too when I found out hey I'm
54:44
I freaked
54:46
out I'm indignant as a
54:48
consumer you know what let's let's talk
54:53
later no I want to talk now okay I in
54:55
fact I want to talk to the
54:58
president of the condom company okay you
55:02
know what maybe I should come back
55:05
okay yeah I'll press one change in my
55:08
room my clothes are
55:11
[Music]
55:17
wow you look no time for
55:30
that hey dude let me in I got a girl out
55:35
here well I've got a girl in
55:40
here you don't I just saw you go in
55:43
there with
55:45
Monica oh we're we're hanging out in
55:48
here which one of us is going to be
55:51
having sex in there me or you
55:53
well I suppose I would have to say
55:57
you what if we're watching a movie in
56:00
here which we are a and we already paid
56:02
for it it's my
56:05
giant my giant I love that movie don't
56:08
embarrassed that easily what you totally
56:12
get embarrassed no I don't Ross I I
56:15
think I'm just a more secure person than
56:18
you are is that so
56:20
yeah hey lady I'm I don't care how much
56:23
you want it okay I am not going to have
56:27
sex with you in the
56:29
bathroom uh I'm on my way back to the
56:36
bathroom yeah all right all right just
56:42
keep walking all
56:44
right what are you I'm sorry sir I just
56:55
I think he just really likes
56:58
[Music]
57:02
you hey you know that teacher who had a
57:05
baby with her
57:08
[Music]
57:11
student What the hi can I help you yes
57:19
I'm Sorry Miss do you have any extra
57:23
pants uh my friend seem to have had a
57:24
little
57:27
accident Rachel she and Phoebe took the
57:28
stripper to the
57:31
hospital did you know Chandler kissed
57:34
Rachel what when when was this
57:36
1987 the weekend you guys visited me at
57:40
school oh my God that's wild yeah but it
57:43
was like a million years ago so it
57:46
doesn't matter well it matters to me why
57:47
because the night you kissed Rachel was
57:50
the night I kissed Rachel for the very
57:52
first time you kissed her that night to
57:54
two two guys in one night wow I thought
57:56
she became a sled after she got her nose
57:59
fixed seriously where did this happen
58:02
Okay after you told me she was passed
58:05
out in our room I went in there to make
58:08
sure she was all right she was lying on
58:09
my bed all buried in people's coats well
58:12
I I went to kiss her on the forehead you
58:15
know but it was so dark I accidentally
58:17
got her lips I started to pull away but
58:19
then I I felt her start to kiss me back
58:21
it was only for a second but it was
58:23
amazing and now now I find out that you
58:26
kissed her first oh wait what bed did
58:28
you say she was on mine I'm pretty sure
58:31
I put her on my bed no she was
58:34
definitely on my bed why would I kiss a
58:36
girl and then put her on your
58:37
bed well then who was on my bed oh oh
58:40
oh no no
58:46
no you were under the pile of coats I
58:50
was the pile of coats
58:53
oh my
58:59
God you are my midnight mystery
59:00
kisser you were my first kiss with
59:05
Rachel you were my first kiss
59:09
ever what did I marry into
59:14
[Music]
59:19
歌词与翻译
[中文]
哦上帝
[鼓掌]
好吧，你到底在做什么
把
吓坏了，是的，我有一个
柠檬
Smo来吧，她随时都会来
希望是
好吧，生日快乐
嗯，好吧，也许我们可以用其中一朵玫瑰
来养一只蜜蜂是的我们只需
使用我们特殊的蛋糕
工具我们怎么拥有嘿发生了什么
[掌声]
这在约翰休斯顿的电影中太棒了
你会听到这句话徽章我们
不需要臭徽章宝藏
的正确有可能
向后奖金马德雷塞拉宝藏
是的，我想爬上
通往金色泥屋的机会阶梯
请明智选择多少级
六级噪音只能意味着一件事 H
猴子
猴子 我想要一张邪恶的万果卡，好吧
这是一个音频问题，名字是这
电视主题
歌曲哦，我的上帝，好吧，我知道这给我
给我一个第二次乌龟闭嘴
我梦想着梦想是的，是的，你回到了
领先呃我想在超级快速轮上旋转
轮子来
有
跳跃奖金
[笑声]
课程谁发明了双焦点本
富兰克林纠正了哪个君主统治
英国最长的维多利亚女王
再次正确，但你忘记在问题之间切换
腿，所以不要跳
奖金哦，每次都交给钱德勒
我想要一张 Google 卡片，你确定是吗
否
Google 天哪，恭喜罗斯
因为钱德勒你被迷惑了
不，这是你刚刚
在大会上看到唐纳德·特朗普的最好游戏
所以我在等
电梯嘿R我可以戴你的睫毛
卷发器我想我丢了
[掌声]
是的乔伊我可以和你谈谈
[音乐]
是的
是的你和
你是的，但你不能告诉任何人不
大家都知道
当这件事发生在伦敦
伦敦时，我们没有告诉任何人的原因
是CU，我们不想把这件事闹大
，但这是一件大事
，我必须告诉别人
拜托拜托，我们只是不想
告诉大家好吧，只是保证
你不会
告诉所有人
这是对的人
难以置信，我的意思是它很棒
但我知道它
很棒哦，我不想看到
每个人都点了我想
开始庆祝活动并祝酒
给
菲比，她把你的袜子掉了
什么没有艾玛把她的袜子掉了妈妈在这里
我今天想和她一起吃午饭
她告诉我她不在
镇，她还没注意到
婴儿袜子在地上，很好吃
干杯，请你引起她的注意
哦妈妈
哦，看在上帝的份上，朱迪把袜子捡起来
把袜子捡起来
我很抱歉这么粗鲁，所以来吧
首先解释一下盖勒，你让我的
瑞秋怀孕了，你让瑞秋怀孕了
你做了谁
是的，是的，我做了，但那只是
只是一晚的事情没有任何意义哦
真的，这就是我女儿的意思
你什么都没有不不先生嗯她意味着很多
对我来说我的意思是我在乎我爱瑞秋
什么哦但不是那个我的意思是，我的意思是
我不爱她，我爱她就像
像朋友一样哦，真的，这就是你
对待朋友的方式，你会让她陷入麻烦
然后你拒绝嫁给她，嘿我
提出要娶她，但我不想
好，为什么不这样你就可以花你的
时间和这个我很抱歉博士
Green Mona Mona
格林博士，你怎么能对我隐瞒
这一切，我本来想告诉你
，但是你以为你得到了
你想要的东西，然后你像你一样抛弃了她
瑞秋了吗，嘿，我没有抛弃瑞秋，也没有
我们还
在一起哦，嗯可以
我为什么不让机器知道
嘿罗斯，是乔伊，这里有一个
妓女，我们想也许
你知道一些关于
的事情不不不不不我需要撒谎
[音乐]
下来凯西凯西嗨凯西凯西
[音乐]
C触摸
ity
[音乐]
cyy
凯西嘿詹勒你在做什么
在这里我只想说
嘿
嘿
好吧罗斯你得停下来好吗你不能
只是盯着猫眼看3小时
小时你就会尿
我知道我知道我一直都知道她
喜欢他，你知道她会拒绝，但在这里
我们是对的，我们先分手了
她做的事你不只是分手了
是的，你已经睡了三周了
，在你以为
你分手了3小时后，我的意思是子弹已经离开了
枪
这里他们来得慢一些，哦，如果
她亲吻了他晚安，我要
自杀，我发誓我不能，我不能
看着约会结束约会结束哦哦
我们开始了，她要进去了，她
要进去，他要进去
继续进去，门关着我我
除了门关着之外什么都看不到
门的发明者休息了
快乐地在他的
坟墓里，好吧，我必须做点我的意思
我必须，我必须停止它，停止我
不知道的事情，但我有一种感觉
我在那里会做到这一点，我会去
过去，我会借点果汁，我
需要果汁
不，它一定被卡住了，我是你的朋友，
我不会让你这样做你
对此感到惊讶
强烈我需要果汁，人们需要果汁
看看男人，人们需要果汁给我果汁
我
[鼓掌]
需要她继续前进，如果不是
这个家伙，那将是其他人
除非你正在考虑
转租我的人，否则你会
必须习惯
关系已经结束的事实，好吧，一切都结束了
是的
好吧好吧只是我想念她
很多我
知道但是听着我呃在
五金店看到他们有那些设计师
瓷砖打折如果你想重做
你的浴室地板我的
浴室地板有什么问题没有它只是旧和
肮脏那
我非常怀疑哦是的如果你
呃，移动你的篮子，你可以看到
我以前的颜色
是的，我不能这样生活，我们要做什么
我们要做什么，我们要做什么
放松放松，拿着这个旧的
东西马上就出来了，我会告诉
你比我想要的多一点
看看，每一寸都被
粘在上面了永远撬这个
你应该呃你应该离开
它我不能离开它你在我肮脏的
你去那里是的，那很好
地板上挖了一个洞
你知道我们可以在
外科医生将它从你的结肠中取出后把它放回原处
哦我的上帝J刚刚离开了但是
也许这不是我们想象的那样
告诉莫妮卡，我很抱歉我喝了最后
牛奶，或者也许他正在写
，告诉她他已经改了
名字，你知道的，告诉莫妮卡，我
抱歉，我认为这意味着他吓坏了
，然后离开了，别这么
消极上帝，难道
抱歉就坐在那儿吗？
现在好吧，我认为罗斯是对的，我
我们要做什么，看起来好吧，我
只是要去我必须去
找到他并将他带回来，好吧，你
确保莫妮卡不会发现，好吧
好吧，但如果你找不到他并将
他带回来，我会追捕你并
踢你的
屁股我会的，我会找到他，我的意思是我妈妈
从来没想过这会起作用
她曾经是一个骗子，一直是一个
骗子嗯哦，我只是希望我们没有
失去那四个月
但是如果时间是你需要的只是
获得一点
我们在
打破你打赌的科菲房子，为了
记录，需要两个人分手
这段关系是的，你和那个女孩
从昨天复制的地方，你
承担了全部责任，我不
知道我在承担什么责任
好吧，我没有写完整封
信，我睡着了，你睡着了
睡着了，当时是5:30早上
你已经闲逛了18
页前面和
后面哦哦，顺便说一句，y u 撇号
r e 意味着你是 y r 意味着
你是你知道的，我不敢相信我什至
想到和
你重归于好，我们已经结束了
...
我很好哦，嘿嘿嘿，当
拼写技巧会派上用场，嘿
你周六晚上在家
和莫妮卡玩拼字游戏时，这些小
抱歉，我只是对所有
睡眠感到难过，你会怀念希望你
和我在一起哦不不，你不用担心
我睡着了我还有
你的
信怎么可能有人知道
你的信用卡号码我不知道
但是看看他们花了多少钱莫妮卡
你能让信用卡平静下来吗
人们说你只需要为你买的
东西付款，但这只是
这种鲁莽的支出我认为当
有人偷了你的信用卡时他们
已经对
发出了警告哇哦，他们花了 69.95 美元买了
一个奇迹
拖把，这就是
[笑声]
我哦，糟糕，罗斯他又这么做了
马塞尔别再在陆地站驼背了
现在驼背马塞尔回来吧回来吧
在这里马塞尔不不不不在我的房间我会
去找他罗斯你必须对驼峰采取一些措施
，这只是一个
阶段，这就是我们所说的
乔伊嘿，你们都放松一下吧，这不是
那么大的事情马塞尔停止它马塞尔
坏猴子让我们说我的
好奇的乔治娃娃不再好奇
我对这个地方有一种奇怪的感觉
，我怎么知道他们不会
偷偷地给我录像，然后把这一切
放在
互联网上，因为亲爱的和我，我的意思是
以最甜蜜的方式，没有人
会想看
Bing先生在这里，你会进入
那个房间，然后将你的标本放入
容器中，将我的标本存放在你
知道，我通常必须拨打 900 号码
进行此类谈话
谢谢
没关系，亲爱的，我的测试在
大厅进行，你确定你会没事的
是的，我想你看，我知道这
很尴尬，但没有人在乎，没有人
这里甚至知道
你哦我的
[掌声]
上帝哦来吧
[掌声]
[笑声]
这有多棒，是的我们可能
肥沃，我们走吧
回家你为什么还在这里 Sid和我
再次尝试，我们上次遇到了麻烦
因为显然我们不，我的意思是为什么
她为什么
在这里哦，今天有人有点暴躁
因为他们必须在杯子里做H哦
他们给了你小猫尺寸的
[音乐]
这很有趣，但我要做
侵入性阴道检查
我很想留下来，但我有
热约会请走，如果
你需要一只手，请告诉我
好吧，瑞秋，你先来
第一个情况，你和莫妮卡在一起
婚礼即将开始，但
莫妮卡临阵退缩了，我不想
结婚
钱德勒，好吧，没关系
我的余生都是一个男人，我不认识
如果我能做到，这意味着我永远不会
和乔伊一起睡觉
乔伊的样子
莫妮卡临阵退缩是很常见的
你知道这只是因为所有
的期待，你只需要
记住你爱钱德勒，而且
我参加了一场你无法保留礼物的婚礼
...
很好地借鉴了你自己的经历
我喜欢
那是的非常好雷切尔谢谢你
评委哦亲吻
屁股好吧菲比是的你的
荣誉我们现在参加仪式莫妮卡
正要说我愿意，当她喝醉了
叔叔开始大喊你做什么去
当莫纳克还是个小女孩时我记得
那个
哦，非常
好，是的，出色的满分，就
分钟，她刚刚在仪式的
中间做了一个场景，嘿，你想要
一点提要的味道，想先走
好吧
[鼓掌]
好吧，欢迎来到美国
[鼓掌]
哦，连续两次，你必须使用你的
舌头
[笑声]
现在的几率是多少
好吧，你知道就够了
让我们让别人
玩吧，如果你不想玩的话
为什么你来
聚会应该谈谈账单，我们希望你
住得很愉快哦，我们做到了，你
仍然拥有你所有的
灯我没有考虑房间税哦
伙计，别担心呃我发现了一个
无人值守的女仆C，我们远远领先于
...
游戏哦天哪，那里有
...
碗里有新东西，看起来我们已经够了，走开
不，但我想要我想要那里的松树
锥体外面有一片森林
那不一样了，好吧，走吧
快点谢谢你的快乐
留在我的枫树
糖果其他人终于我们可以
开始庆祝我的
对不起，显然我已经打开了
通往
过去的门，好吧莫妮卡男人好吧
你刚刚看到了什么我可以问你一点
问题为什么
今晚你会看到我一生都在等待
订婚，不像一些
人，我只打算这样做
一次，所以我你知道我也许这是
自私，对此我很抱歉，但我
有点希望今晚只是
关于这个，亲爱的，但事实并非如此
不不不，现在是关于你和罗斯的
重归于好，是的，你
有点抢了我的
风头，好吧，嗬嗬，我们不会抢你的
风头，因为我们不会一起回来
，是的，不，你知道
没人看到
是的，那是
真的，我发誓我们刚刚吻了那是
只是一个吻，你们这些家伙
亲吻了这是什么意思
你们复合了
我可以在你的
婚礼上唱歌吗雷声被偷了好吧
B上没什么事来吧别小题大做
这只是一次性的
事情这根本不重要哦我的
上帝我不敢相信你们在
谈论这个问题是在
一个男人和一个
女人之间的卧室，现在钱德勒正在做
他最好的
你的男朋友在里面呆了一个多小时
简直不敢相信，就像
我又和他住在一起了，当我去睡觉时，他就在这里
我醒来时，他就在这里
当我想洗澡时，他就在这里
感觉我又回到了16岁好吧
你不是16岁了，你们现在都是成年人了
你们
混蛋，或者你知道他是你的橡胶
粘上所有
你的我希望你把你的头发从下水道里清理掉
我希望你把你的
头发从排水管里清理出来
闭嘴
别跟我说话
我从来没有想要过你
更多我想看娱乐节目
今晚强硬的家伙正在观看
塞伦盖蒂的掠食者
你们能阻止这是我的电视退出吗
它咬了我哦，我的天哪，莫妮卡一直在
改变频道，这太棒了
现在不要告诉妈妈
我我是这个小戏里的妈妈
看起来不错，我拒绝被卷入
这就像奇怪的小盖勒维度
事情好吧，所以我要去洗个
漂亮的长时间热水泡泡浴，因为你们
孩子们让我疯狂
嘿嘿肯定有第二次
来吧，你好亲爱的哦
你们在做什么呃我们
在这里分手
你们俩基本上我们认为
你们是一个可怕的人，很坏
事情应该发生在
你身上，对不起，对不起上帝，我是这样
对不起，我是个白痴，我很弱我
无论我做什么我都无法控制自己
只是因为我太爱你了
呃，你在和我们中的哪一个说话
熊
明迪，明迪，当然是明迪，
总是明迪，即使我们在那张椅子上做爱
，我发誓不管怎样
我在做什么，我一直在想你
哦，拜托，在第二次你
不能把她从一个人中挑出来的时候阵容
你第一次就成功了两次，没有
真的很重要，我知道它被
埋葬了，我睡过头了，半小时前我应该在片场
我得
离开这里哦，多么高兴，你不能走
你看起来很臭，我不知道我
在我现在可以洗澡之前就睡着了
我没有时间他们只有10个街区
，如果我跑的话我可以做到的，跑10
个街区可以帮助气味嘿慢下来
不要保持
移动所以昨晚约书亚怎么样了
晚上哦，好吧，我没有看到
约书亚，但我确实打了一个女孩的
脸，整个晚上都很可怕
下着倾盆大雨当我得到
时，
名单上没有 Rachel Green，但有一个 Rachel GP 哦，
你会见到
她，不，没有 Rachel GP，但然后
这个另一个女孩无意中听到了我们，她是
我是 Rachel G 我是 Rachel gep，他
让她进来，所以你打了她的
脸不，她已经进去了，但是我身后的这个
大个子试图偷我的
雨伞，所以我给她打了钟，我只是想让
你知道，你在
那里目睹的一切并不是为了
好玩，这并不有趣为什么为什么你要
什么样子我只是不想让你看到
认为我们是动物
每当我们想要的时候都会这么做哦，我不认为
在今天之前我从来没有想过你们两个
在
做爱，一切都更简单
时间事实是爸爸，我们正在
尝试什么，是的，我们正在努力
怀孕哦天哪，这太令人兴奋了
我们会回到那里我会守护
门没关系D我们我们可以等到
稍后哇哇哇我不这么认为
你不是在排卵吗
爸爸好吧，你必须得到它公主
当你妈妈和我试图
在她排卵的时候怀上你
我们做到了，这就是我的坏习惯
臀部这很有趣这个对话是
我的脑袋里有弹孔
对了，看看这个坏男孩 12
兆字节的内存 500 兆字节的硬盘
内置电子表格功能和
传输速度超过 28,000 BPS 的调制解调器
哇，你打算用它来做什么
游戏和
东西 没有工作 没有
给我的工作哦等等，这里有一个呃
你愿意裸体做饭
有一个裸体厨师的广告没有
但是如果你愿意裸体做饭那么
你可能愿意裸体跳舞
那里嗨嘿嘿哦所以嗯你昨晚是怎么做的
...
[鼓掌]
很有趣，很痛苦
有趣，不等等，是的，这只是
痛苦，等一下，我以为最后
晚上很棒，是的，但我
顺利回家，我看到朱莉在航行
解决方案在我的床头柜上，我
心里想，天啊，我在做什么
地狱我的意思是我在这里，我
和朱莉这个不可思议的伟大女人在一起
我关心谁，谁关心
我和我就像我要做什么
把所有这些都扔掉，你从盐溶液中得到的所有
...
等一下，我们正在谈论瑞秋
在这里，你和瑞秋哦，相信我，我
一直在梦见我和瑞秋
已经 10 年了，但现在我和朱莉在一起
你知道，所以这就像我和朱莉我
和瑞秋我和朱莉我和拉瑞秋
瑞秋嘿，你好吗，你好吗
你很好，嗨，亲爱的，你好，朱莉你好
朱莉
朱莉，你好吗，很好，所以
每个人
这里每个人
都很好，你也很好要去玩一些东西
菲比好吧，实际上我有
，嘿朱莉，我不认识你
戴着镜片
什么好吧嗯嗨你好好吧所以嗯这
是一首关于三角恋的歌曲
我编的
三个人之间的三角恋，嗯这就是所谓的嗯他们两个吻了
最后
晚上有一个女孩会叫她
贝蒂和一个男人，我们叫他
尼尔现在我也不能强调这一点
强烈这个故事不是真实的
现在o尼尔必须决定谁将成为他抛弃的
女孩贝蒂将成为
他真正爱的人还是
那个会打电话给
[音乐]
LLY的人他必须决定他必须决定甚至
虽然我编造了他，他必须决定只是
爱
关系的开始部分，你知道你就像
无法让你们的手离开彼此并且
我知道这是最好的上帝
那么这对你和
钱德勒来说持续了多久
它还在发生什么来 认真地什么时候
结束我说真的，我的意思是我们
一直互相关心，好吧
你知道自己在哪里比我更好
我只是很好奇你为什么不
冷静下来菲比
对吧我你只要得到所有的事实
然后你跑来跑去告诉大家
你知道你是唯一一对性感的
情侣上帝我唤醒了野兽嗯
我显然错了，我只是说错了
没关系哦，没关系我的意思是只要
你知道钱德勒和我也
非常热和火热我的意思是和
你一样热我的意思是我们的火焰在燃烧
火嘿莫妮卡这是你的扫帚
你太可爱了
[音乐]
你知道瑞秋有趣的事情其实呃
终点区从那极开始所以
你矮了5T所以我们
[掌声]
赢了等等等等等等所以解释一下
如果没有人
标记瑞秋那么这不是地方还是
我
怀孕了现在给我三明治
给我
三明治显然这是一个错误，你
不能怀孕，因为你必须
发生性行为才能
怀孕乔我试着等到我像你一样
25岁
做了迪娜
不敢相信你是个好人
你上了大学
年谁偷了东西鲍比·科索，但是
他是一个真正的好人，我很喜欢他
他真的很有趣，你怀孕了
有趣
迪娜，如果他很有趣
笑我一会儿就会回来，你
呆在这里，为什么我们我不能看着你
对
现在哇，我
知道S我知道这是我们的周年纪念日，但我
在电话里告诉你，我没有时间
停下来，好吧，你不必停下来，我
看不见，我不在这里，是的，但是我
不知道谁在那里很好地批准了那个命令
这个办公室里没有马克·罗宾逊，让
我马克接电话哦，我爱马克
你知道，马克，是的，让我
用我现有的资料检查一下这里所有的
右看038不是这个
分数Z
创建
辣椒
我的号码我很抱歉，因为我说商店
号码是错误的，我很抱歉，但是
是哦我的
上帝哦我的
好吧哦是的哦是的对不起对不起
我要去必须给你回电话我
在我的
办公室里有一个人，你在做什么，对不起，但是
嗯嘿哦，有人挂了电话怎么
关于在火边喝一杯酒的事我得到
它又开始了一个秘密的日子
我们的生活在屋顶上聚会，他
派你们去看戏来摆脱
你
发生了什么事乔伊
举办了一场秘密的“我们生活的日子”派对
在屋顶上，他不想
你们知道这件事，但我
来这里是为了告诉
你我以为你来是说你
病了好吧教授或
侦探乔伊正在举办派对而他
不会邀请我们是的他每年都会
，这就是为什么他要送
你去看戏，这就是为什么他送我们去
那家中世纪餐厅和
纽扣工厂，还有那个可怕的
博物馆之旅，不，我安排了
嘿，你们这些人，我要上交
，你知道你的派对很有趣，乔伊什么
派对，游戏结束了，脱掉你的
长袍，太棒了我
是说玩你想展示的游戏
瑞秋来这里你想做
一些有趣的事情好吗
[音乐]
[音乐]
你很勇敢你很勇敢是的你
你很勇敢好吗好吧他
很好他很好我们把他放下
过来宝贝是的你是个好
男孩，你怎么能这样对他罗斯
相信我，他会说什么，他
不会说什么，因为我们
不会告诉他我们不行，不，我们不行
不行，我喜欢那样，好吧
所以我们没事，我们没事，我们没事
我们不行，我们不行，我们不行
好吧，有一个肿块，有一个肿块
有一个肿块，天啊，我们推它
推进去，我推不进去
好吧，我们需要
分散注意力，好吧，没关系，我明白了
好吧，罗斯走进那扇
门的那一刻是的，我希望你带他回
你的卧室，你可以做任何事正是
你所做的让他
[音乐]
去或者
我们可以在他头上戴一顶帽子一顶帽子是的
我们需要一顶帽子我们需要一顶帽子我们在哪里
去找一顶小帽子w w我会
下雨J熊我想他会知道
到
做什么天哪你是个天才天哪，这是
虽然给它给
它
好吧，哦，这就像
今天在这里的一场血浴，或者你可以知道
[笑声]
你到底在做什么
我到底在做什么 他只是
打破了我的
冰箱什么什么你怎么知道如果
你怎么知道它甚至破碎了哦你
我想我不知道是什么破坏了我的
冰箱借口
我很好，你知道什么
坏了那会
$400乔伊我看到你推了
他你推了
他们乔伊我没有破坏这个好吧
已经坏了
而我陈记得我告诉过你
我们的冰箱呃哈我仍然还没收到
你一半的支票
但不要给他任何钱我不
跟你说话你把我的冰箱拿走了
照顾一切，非常感谢共同主持人
等一下，照顾一切
你有很多事情
可以做呃哈，比如
你给我的
警察杯子
杯子和
冰杯和冰哦，我要负责
杯子和冰所有
好吧，好吧，我会负责
杯子和冰，等一下，我可以在餐厅拿冰
，我得到了我的
嘿，看看吧，杯子帽子杯子横幅
杯子枝形吊灯和
开始这一切的东西
杯子，杯子做得很好
狂热，你为什么不和
她一起出去，你注意到我们的冰面了吗
我们把所有的东西都压碎了，
干手表
一个神秘人
我没有人吃我的 tus 和手指食物
因为它们都填满了 ph
雪锥那里雪锥
雪我想为
瑞秋和
乔伊干杯，并
爱一个
爱爱
爱我是为了生活，生活是什么
没有
爱哦我的上帝我们应该
回答
O是
哦
哇
V是为了
事件的令人惊讶的转折，但我仍然对
方式感到满意
是因为我觉得
你们
两个
在一起，有一天你们可能会
结婚，我有自己的孩子
伙计，你还好吗
完全罗斯，你看起来不太好我
抱歉，这一定是
娱乐性购买和WRA所有
圣诞礼物的压力
不，我呃哦，我会给你新鲜的每天早上橙汁
加额外的果肉 是的
不
D 我明白了，你没有，所以我明白了
将会有关于这个的谣言
没有办法阻止它 索菲知道
莫妮卡和菲比知道莫妮卡和
菲比知道哦，当他们问我看到了什么时，我给他们打电话
我能看到什么
要非常
慷慨还是非常
小气
上我可以让你成为
传奇我可以让你成为这一代的
米尔顿
伯尔和米尔顿伯尔哦没有比较
和
你你好
嘿你好
钱德勒我爱
你嘿嘿怎么了在
帮助不，他不
...
持续了两个小时，有人看到我的订婚
戒指是的，它
美丽哦上帝哦上帝哦上帝哦上帝哦
上帝哦上帝哦上帝不不要不要碰
那哦就像我不害怕明天
足够了，必须把它还给他嗨
巴里记得我，我是
面纱中的那个女孩，在你全家
面前踩踏你的心，天哪，现在我
要归还戒指，但没有
戒指，这使得它变得如此
更难，容易愤怒，我们会发现它不会
等一下，哦是的，好吧
你戴上它时看起来还不错
最后一次做的可能是在她失去
之前，你这
天没有得到很多东西，不，我今天早上吃了它，我知道我
当我和d在厨房里时吃过它
哦，别生气
你没有，哦，很抱歉我给了你
一份
工作哦，但是看看那些
面条多直
现在是莫妮卡，你知道这不是你寻找订婚戒指的方式
...
烤宽面条我就是做不到
它
我们要进去的男孩们，我正在说话
，我对大厅
被推倒感到非常不安，她建议
我们把婚礼推迟
位，她说如果我不
会很高兴结婚
我们一天就能找到的地方
那么我们应该推迟
它推迟了
艾米丽，你认为马尼卡意识到
我们的父母在这场婚礼上花了多少钱吗？你认为我妹妹的
...
小小的大脑明白
人们花时间
飞数千英里来到这里
呵呵，这不对
我意识到人们会
...
失望，但我确信他们会回来
当我们能做好的时候，我
不能要求人们这样做，你会
要求人们这样做吗？你把
你的裤子指向
我，我们别无选择
任何半点体面的地方都会
几个月前罗斯，你不明白
这是吗？我们的婚礼我
正在谈论我
理解的唯一一件事是推迟，这不是一个
选择，这是我们
结婚的时候，所以你说什么是现在
还是从来没有我说是现在还是
没有或我的
这条
裤子出了什么问题，不是裤子，而是你
倒退，如果如果你不
明白这对我有多重要
那么也许我们不应该
结婚艾米丽不
等等艾米丽
请问我不知道的果冻镜头在哪里
知道他们应该过去
他们CH
你好哦有人的感觉
更好坚持伸出你的舌头脱掉
你的
衬衫哦天哪哦天啊你有多少这些
这些是纯伏特加是的
贾尔就像妈妈以前那样
[掌声]
好吧你是那个女孩中的多少人
看看你有多受锤吧
这些是乔伊的姐妹嗨乔伊姐妹
你
在做什么我要把我的前女友从我的
快速拨号器上夺走不不不不这很好
为什么我们必须如此快速地拨号
无论如何，为什么我们必须匆忙度过一生为什么
我们不能享受珍贵的时刻
那些都是一些巨大的乳房你
有哦，这是我的婚礼策划师，她
让我快要疯了
疯狂
你好嘿，别这样
尖叫，好吧，哈利布
没关系，所以鲑鱼无论如何我
不，我不，这对我来说不重要
好吧，这对我来说很重要
我不在乎，所以你选择你刚刚
挂断电话吗
我，好吧，我需要你参加今晚 1,800 点的
排练晚宴
嗯嗯，好吧，现在几点了
，你不太了解军事时间，我
一定是在他们教
天进行导弹训练，只需减去 12 好吧，所以 1,800 - 12
的
是
1,788 6
o00 等一下，盖勒在这里
不，我说它必须在4:00之前到达
再见上帝，制作一个听起来
冰雕冰雕有多难我告诉过你我只是想要一个
真的很漂亮的
简单的婚礼，亲爱的，现在把
细节留给我，我想让这
一天对你来说特别我不行啊我
在想竖琴应该戴
白井竖琴我的朋友玛乔丽正在
演奏钢鼓哦她支持
她做了为什么我做了
她的钢鼓并没有真正说明
婚礼也没有玛格丽压倒性的
气味嘿她会在西藏自由时洗澡
现在应该回来了是的，但是
她的飞机在雅典延误了，但是
实际上她现在应该在这里哦，所以
你和她说话了，她听起来
生气了，不，但她喜欢
我，你把她遗弃在飞往
希腊的飞机上，好吧，我没有抛弃瑞秋
好吧，艾米丽出现在机场，我
不得不去追她，我的意思是我我做了什么
我必须这么做，她是我的妻子，雷切尔是我的
妻子，你知道
艾米丽 艾米丽是我的
妻子，男人是什么
，所以你还没有收到
艾米丽的消息，不，自从我在
机场失去她以来，我不敢相信她能跑得快
你伙计，嘿，她很快
好吧，哦，你认为你能打败我，我们
走吧
外面嗨
re ra 我很抱歉我非常抱歉哦
罗斯来吧，你刚刚做了你所做的
到
祝你好运，就这样你没有生气我
的意思是它一定很糟糕
我在
希腊，那是一家不错的酒店，漂亮的海滩
遇到了很好的人，也不算太破旧
给
瑞秋，那是啥哦，是的，我们
完全酷
酷，谢谢 R 你是最好的哦，不
你是最好的
哦，我要去花店
哦，看看没有人会告诉我
艾米丽在哪里，所以我要送 72 朵
长茎红玫瑰给她的父母
为我认识
并爱她的每一天都准备了一张，应该让她
再次和我说话哦，罗斯，当你
拿出卡片时，一定要把它写出来
给艾米丽
太棒了，太好了，你在
如此美好的时光
希腊度过了
我在希腊没有过得愉快的时光
罗斯抛弃了我，好吧，我没有
飞机出去，所以我不得不住在他们的
蜜月套房，人们总是来找我
哦，凯勒夫人，为什么
你
哭了，我的意思是，这太丢脸了，我感觉
像个白痴，我的意思是，这都是我的
错，你知道为什么，因为我做了
非常糟糕的决定哦，这不是真的
是的，这是真的，我在愚蠢的伦敦追上了罗斯
伦敦是愚蠢的
愚蠢的phbe你是对的我应该
从来没有去过伦敦，从现在起你
为我做我所有的决定哦不，我
曾经为某人做过这样的事我不
舒服地拥有这种权力
并控制某人的生活
我会做的
嘿大家感恩节快乐不
不不不不不我们要保守什么
今年感恩节是个秘密不我们
正在玩我在工作中学到的这个游戏
你必须在6
分钟内说出所有州的名字，这真是太简单了
不，这比听起来要难得多
总是忘记至少一个或某些
案例
14 这是一场愚蠢的游戏，我没有
与其他人比赛，所以
从技术上讲，我并没有失去你的
忘记了 14 个州没人关心
dtas 哦，好吧，时间到了，我得到了
48 这还不错 BBS 哦，我厌倦了
命名州，所以我决定列出
类型的
芹菜，我有一个普通的
芹菜，好吧，所以瑞秋有 48 个，
菲比在蔬菜方面领先
乔伊向新的
钱德勒哑州比赛冠军问好哇
你在时间 a 的情况下完成了多少
56 oo 这可能
是一个新的世界纪录你知道我讨厌
来教训你们，但是
可耻的是一群
受过良好教育的成年人和
乔伊无法说出你曾经
看到地图或那些圆形彩色
地球仪的东西
呃
梅林你有46个州，那是
不可能的46 受过良好教育的人
现在先生，我忘记了 10 个州 好吧，罗斯时间
到了，别再给我一分钟
看看罗斯，如果你现在还不认识他们
你永远不会认识他们，好吧，这就是
这个游戏的美妙之处，它让你
想杀死
自己，这太疯狂了，我能做到
这好吧，呃我打赌我能得到晚餐前全部 50
呃，好吧，但如果你不能
不吃晚饭，那好吧，别看我的清单上的
罗斯，因为
上有很多你没有的
我怎么能不得到这个，我是
大学教授，我的 SAT 成绩为 1450
1250 该死的，我忘了你是
这里，您需要
的帮助，是的，请
首先
犹他州伙计，你不能只做东西
起来，我讨厌
美国，当我完成这个游戏时，我发誓
我
移动好吧，也许这太难了
因为没有50个
个州，让我告诉你一些东西，我有
49个州，没有
了，我想我应该能够吃
一些东西这取决于
你看起来
呃我知道你为什么在这里，是的
并且为了让你免于尴尬
嗯我想也许我应该先谈谈
好吧好吧
罗斯和
雷切尔雷切尔和
罗斯真是一个跷跷板
还没有
...
我的意思是，你看，我们
度过的那一晚很有趣，而且当然充满激情
但是你不认为如果我们
认真地待在
朋友之间会更好吗
好吧好吧，如果你想要
我们可以再做一次
时间我的意思是我会同意的
事实上我现在有一些时间好吗？
知道我现在能说什么哦，当然
好吧
啊，我
怀孕了
罗斯
R，只要你准备好了就可以
[笑声]
[掌声]
顺便说一句，你是父亲，但你
[笑声]
我能给你一些水吗我很好
我
好罗斯，你没有压力
好吧，我的意思是你可以像
你一样参与
想要是的，我只是我不知道我
不
明白，嗯，这是怎么发生的
我们使用了安全套，我知道我
知道，但你知道安全套的作用就像
97%什么时候
什么
他们应该把它放在
盒子上，他们没有
[鼓掌]
好吧，他们应该把它放在一个大块
字母好吧，罗斯来吧，让我们
忘记安全套哦，好吧，我也可能
也
听着你知道我真的
也吓坏了我发现嘿我
我吓坏了
我作为
消费者感到愤怒你知道吗让我们谈谈
稍后不，我现在想谈谈，好吧，我在
事实上，我想和安全套公司的
总裁谈谈，好吧，你
知道我也许应该回来吗
好吧，是的，我会在我的
房间换一个衣服，我的衣服是
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哇，你看起来没有时间
那个嘿伙计让我进来，我有一个女孩出去了
这里很好，我有
这里的一个女孩，你不知道吗，我刚刚看到你和
那里哦，我们在
莫妮卡一起去
这里闲逛，我们中的一个人将
在那里做爱，我或你
好吧，我想我不得不说
你如果我们在
这里看一部电影，我们已经支付了
费用，那该怎么办这是我的
巨人，我的巨人，我喜欢那部电影，不要
那么容易感到尴尬，你完全
感到尴尬，不，我不，罗斯，我
认为我只是一个比
更安全的人，所以
是的，嘿，女士，我不在乎多少
你想要它，好吧，我不会
在
浴室与你做爱呃我正在回
浴室的路上是的好吧好吧
继续走
对了你在做什么对不起先生我只是
我认为他真的很喜欢
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你嘿你知道那个老师和她生了一个
孩子
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学生嗨，我能帮你什么是的
对不起，小姐，你有多余的
裤子吗，呃，我的朋友似乎出了
小
事故，雷切尔，她和菲比把
脱衣舞娘带到了
医院，你知道钱德勒亲吻了
雷切尔，这是什么时候
1987年你们在
学校看望我的那个周末哦天哪，这太狂野了，但是
就像一百万年前所以
对我来说并不重要，重要的是为什么
因为你亲吻瑞秋的那天晚上是
我亲吻瑞秋的那晚
你第一次亲吻她那天晚上
一个晚上两个两个男人哇我想
她鼻子受伤后变成了雪橇
这件事发生在哪里
好吧，在你告诉我她在我们的房间里
过去后，我进去
确保她没事，她躺在
我的床上，都埋在人们的外套里
我去吻她的额头，你
知道，但太黑了，我不小心
抓住了她的嘴唇，我开始抽开但是
然后我感觉到她开始回吻我
虽然只有一秒钟，但
太棒了，现在我发现你
先吻了她哦等等床做了什么
你说她在我的床上我很确定
我把她放在我的床上不，她
肯定在我的床上为什么我要吻一个
女孩然后把她放在你的床上
床好，那么谁在我床上哦哦
哦不不
不，你在一堆外套下面，我
是一堆外套
哦，我的
上帝，你是我的午夜之谜
吻者，你是我的初吻
瑞秋，你是我的初吻
我嫁给了什么
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重点词汇
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god /ɡɒd/ A2 |
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birthday /ˈbɜːθ.deɪ/ A2 |
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badge /bædʒ/ B1 |
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treasure /ˈtrɛʒ.ər/ B2 |
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ladder /ˈlæd.ər/ A2 |
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monkey /ˈmʌŋ.ki/ A1 |
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bifocals /baɪˈfoʊ.kəlz/ C1 |
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queen /kwiːn/ A2 |
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wedding /ˈwɛd.ɪŋ/ B1 |
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pregnant /ˈprɛɡ.nənt/ B1 |
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celebration /ˌsɛl.ɪˈbreɪ.ʃən/ B2 |
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toast /toʊst/ B2 |
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engagement /ɪnˈɡeɪdʒ.mənt/ B2 |
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relationship /rɪˈleɪ.ʃənˌʃɪp/ B2 |
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anniversary /ˌæn.ɪˈvɜːr.sɚ/ B2 |
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marry /ˈmæri/ B1 |
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hopping /ˈhɒp.ɪŋ/ B2 |
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bamboozled /bæmˈbuːz.əld/ C1 |
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convention /kənˈvɛn.ʃən/ B2 |
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crap /kræp/ B1 |
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重点语法结构
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oh God
➔ 感叹词，对神灵的直接呼唤。
➔ 这个短语表达了强烈的情感，通常是惊讶或沮丧。 这是一个常见的感叹词。
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okay what the hell are you doing you scared the crap out of me
➔ 包含咒语（'hell'）的疑问句，短语动词（'scared out of'），非正式语言（'crap'）。
➔ 这句话展示了口语，使用了咒语来强调，并使用了短语动词来传达强烈的情感反应。 使用“crap”非常不正式。
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what's going on this is so great
➔ 疑问句，后面跟着表达积极情绪的感叹句。
➔ 疑问句（“发生了什么？”）和感叹句（“这太棒了！”）之间的对比表明了一个令人惊讶或意想不到的积极事件。
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how many rungs six
➔ 问答交流，省略式回答（省略冗余信息）。
➔ 答案“六”被理解为“有六个梯级”。完整的句子是隐含的，但未说明，使对话简洁。
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