you are falling fast
00:00
asleep deeper deeper deeper you are now
00:02
completely asleep you don't need to
00:07
smoke cigarettes don't control you you
00:11
are strong confident woman who doesn't
00:14
need
00:18
to a strong Confident Woman
00:19
[Applause]
00:24
[Laughter]
00:26
[Applause]
00:28
hey hey
00:36
hey and this from the cry for Health
00:38
Department are you wearing
00:41
makeup yes I am as of today I am
00:45
officially Joey triani actor/model thank
00:48
you that's so funny cuz I was thinking
00:51
you look more like Joey triani man/woman
00:53
what we for well you know those posters
00:58
for the city free clinic oh wow so
01:01
you're going to be one of those healthy
01:03
healthy healthy guys you know the asthma
01:04
guy is really
01:07
cute do you know which one you're going
01:08
to be no no but I hear lime disease is
01:10
open so you
01:13
know good luck man I hope you get it
01:14
thanks well you were right how can they
01:21
do this to us huh it's
01:24
Thanksgiving okay I tell you what how
01:26
about if I cook dinner at my place I'll
01:28
make it just just like moms will you
01:29
make the mashed potatoes with the
01:31
lumps you know they're not actually
01:34
supposed to I'll work on the
01:36
lumps Joey you're going home right yeah
01:39
and I assume Chandler you're still
01:43
boycotting all the pilgrim
01:44
holidays yes every single one of
01:47
them and pH you're going to be with your
01:50
grandma Yeah and and her boyfriend but
01:51
we're celebrating Thanksgiving in
01:54
December cuz he's lunar
01:55
Mona okay if I were a salmon shirt where
02:24
would I be
02:27
I am so sorry I spilled wine all over
02:36
your shirt oh it's okay no it's still
02:39
wet you know what let me get it out
02:42
before it sets oh I have something you
02:44
could
02:45
wear here
02:49
oh I don't know if I want to wear a
02:52
woman's
02:54
shirt no no that that's a man's shirt a
02:56
pink
02:59
[Music]
03:03
[Laughter]
03:18
oh my God Ross
03:42
hello Ros what are you doing not
03:47
touching myself if that makes anyone
03:50
less uncomfortable sting just a little
03:53
bit please I have an extremely high
03:55
threshold holy mother of God
03:57
oh my face my face
04:00
oh I'm all right I'm all right I'm all
04:07
right just a uh bit of shock is all but
04:10
uh I'll be fine you can go again I'm
04:14
okay Dam Dam it woman
04:28
no hey hi hey you guys uh I need some
04:34
fashion advice
04:37
oh how does this
04:39
look well it's it's a little low pick it
04:47
up a
04:50
little a little bit more a little bit
04:51
more there you
04:54
go now throw it away
04:57
come on this looks good Ross please
05:01
trust me I buy 30 fashion magazines a
05:03
month now I don't know who's running for
05:06
president or who that NATO guy is but I
05:08
do know that you have to get as far away
05:11
as you can from that
05:12
hat damn it I have this date tomorrow
05:13
night and I have to look cool well you
05:17
know if you want fashion help Rachel and
05:19
I are going shopping tomorrow you're
05:21
more than welcome to come with us right
05:22
really that would be great I I mean I
05:24
have to do something she kind of teased
05:26
me about how I dress like cu see why
05:28
nice
05:30
shirt you're wearing the same
05:31
shirt stupid gap on every
05:36
corner wow this place is awesome you
05:43
know what we should just go I'm not
05:46
going to find anything here this stuff
05:47
is ridiculous oh this place is
05:49
great wow rage come on I'm not going to
05:53
wear any of this nothing silver okay
05:56
nothing with hair and nothing with
05:59
padlocks on it course look look I know
06:02
that some of the stuff is out there but
06:06
I mean come on look at this look at this
06:08
sweater I mean this is just beautiful
06:10
wow this is really
06:13
soft
06:15
$350 down from 700 you're saving like
06:17
200
06:21
bucks both logic and math are taking a
06:23
serious hit
06:26
today hey check this out it's totally
06:28
you wow yeah
06:31
huh oh actually this this looks pretty
06:37
good
06:39
yeah boys will be
06:44
boys what they will be all right that's
06:47
it I'm getting M of no no no Russ wait
06:50
come on all right you know what there's
06:52
other stuff here so some nice shirts
06:53
look at these these nice pants H
06:55
actually these these might look pretty
06:58
good on me yes they will you know what
06:59
you should do just go take a walk all
07:01
right I know your size and I'm going I'm
07:03
going to pick out some really good stuff
07:05
for you really yes and I know what looks
07:06
sexy on guys please just wear what I
07:09
suggest and she is going to go nuts for
07:11
you so you're saying uh if I wear these
07:13
pants I might be getting into
07:16
hers why do men keep talking to me like
07:20
this some really great stuff yeah yeah
07:24
but I'm not sure about some of the bras
07:28
I got oh really do you want to try some
07:30
of them on for me oh
07:32
okay wait are we in Joey's
07:34
imagination oh no I took one of Ross's
07:39
bags by mistake and one of mine is
07:41
missing oh well Ross probably has it you
07:44
can get it from him
07:46
later so what do you
07:52
think think we're not wearing the same
07:58
shirt
08:00
anymore yeah yeah Rachel picked it out
08:02
for me she told me to trust her and you
08:05
know what I'm glad I did I turned quite
08:07
a few heads on my way over
08:09
here dude I really don't think you
08:12
should be wearing
08:14
that oh I see somebody's afraid of a
08:16
little competition with the
08:20
ladies looks like someone is the
08:22
ladies you're just jealous because you
08:26
couldn't pull this off yeah now if
08:28
you'll excuse me I have a
08:31
date see all eyes on
08:35
[Applause]
08:41
me wow this place looks great oh you are
08:43
going to love it and I'm so glad we're
08:47
finally doing this me too here
08:49
[Laughter]
08:56
so this was
09:02
fun hi my name's Chandler I just moved
09:10
in next door and I was wondering if
09:13
you'd be interested in battling me in a
09:14
post-apocalyptic world for control of
09:16
the Galaxy's last remaining energy
09:18
source it's your name
09:20
baby so she need around uh no she's at
09:24
dance class can I check out what she did
09:27
with my room yeah but hey look don't go
09:28
through her stuff she gets really
09:30
mad oh my God what is it's like a guy
09:35
never lived in
09:39
here look you got to be careful this
09:40
girl thing is dangerous it's spreading
09:43
already it is is this your pretty pink
09:45
pillow on the
09:49
couch no is that your tiny little box
09:50
that's too small to put anything
09:53
in no no okay this is not good you you
09:56
are a guy okay this is a guy's place if
09:59
you let this go you're going to be
10:02
sitting around with your fingers soaking
10:04
and
10:05
stuff all right all right you're right I
10:06
I'll talk to her yes talk to her be a
10:08
man I'm a man defend
10:10
yourself jander come on we have to H the
10:13
new dust ruffle be right there
10:15
sweets totally different situation now
10:20
Joe you know that since you're returning
10:23
all of this stuff after the audition
10:24
you're going to have to wear
10:25
underwear all right right well you
10:28
better show me some of that too
10:29
then okay it's missing
10:32
something oh I know um
10:35
okay really a purse it's not a purse
10:42
it's a shoulder
10:46
bag looks like a woman's purse no Joey
10:47
look trust me I'm telling all the men
10:51
are carrying them in the spring catalog
10:53
look see look men carrying the bag see
10:55
look women carrying the
10:59
bag but it is odd how a woman's purse
11:08
looks so good on me a
11:12
man exactly unisex maybe you need sex I
11:15
had sex a couple days
11:19
ago oh no Joey you and I
11:22
sex I ain't going to say no to that
11:27
hey
11:34
hey wow you look just like your son Mrs
11:41
triani what are you referring to my
11:46
man's
11:48
bag at first I thought it just looked
11:50
good but it's practical too check it out
11:52
it's got compartments for all your stuff
11:55
your wallet your keys your address book
11:57
your
11:59
makeup Joey what are you doing with the
12:01
bag your audition's not till tomorrow
12:03
yeah but sandwich time is right
12:05
now Joey you know you get any mustard on
12:07
that bag you can't return it why would I
12:10
return this I love this bag all right
12:11
well then you owe me
12:14
$350 fine do you take Vasa or muster
12:16
card Joey all right relax look I'll pay
12:21
you with the money from the acting job I
12:25
am definitely going to get thanks to you
12:26
what's the part ATI
12:28
M don't listen to them I think it's sexy
12:31
you and I
12:35
sexy hey I'm off to my audition how do I
12:42
look I think you look great Joey that
12:46
bag is going to get you that part and a
12:49
date with a
12:51
man you know what make fun all you want
12:53
this is a great bag okay and it's say
12:56
handy as it is
12:59
becoming now just because you don't
13:00
understand something doesn't make it
13:03
wrong all right so from now on you guys
13:04
are going to have to get used to the
13:07
fact that Joey comes with a
13:08
bag anytime you're ready
13:12
Joey well you must be new here if we get
13:15
a table I buy you a drink I'm sorry
13:19
could you could you try it without the
13:21
purse yeah sure
13:24
well you must be new here maybe we
13:31
sit I'm sorry can I ask you something
13:34
sure what well first it's not a
13:37
purse okay anytime I mean if if you're
13:40
thinking it's a woman's bag it's not
13:44
it's a man's
13:46
bag okay and
13:48
go I let me show you the
13:52
catalog look see huh it's the latest
13:55
thing everyone's got one men women
13:59
children everyone's carrying them um do
14:01
you sell these
14:04
bags oh no no no no no these babies sell
14:05
themselves okay thank you that was great
14:10
yeah but I didn't even read anything I
14:14
think we've seen
14:16
enough okay all right I'll see you we
14:17
got it we got
14:21
it and done oh my
14:23
God I didn't thing hey are you still
14:27
looking for a job cuz you could tweeze
14:31
circles around that sadistic at
14:32
the
14:34
salon thanks you want to see what it
14:36
looks like yeah
14:38
yeah hey they totally match they look
14:39
great look great how you
14:44
doing yeah yeah I think it looks pretty
14:48
good I was a little bit worried that I
14:51
was uh uncovering a birth mark right
14:52
about there but it turned out to be a
14:54
little piece of
14:56
chocolate well hey Chandler thank you so
14:58
much no problem listen uh that a pretty
15:00
girly hour we just spent we should
15:04
probably do something manly make up for
15:06
it
15:08
yeah grow my eyelash
15:12
yeah hey guys hey sweetie ready to go
15:15
yeah sure oh I left my purse up at
15:18
Monica's I'll be right back wait a
15:20
minute
15:22
on
15:25
ooh o
15:27
well that one kept
15:29
going so you and Phoebe huh how long you
15:36
been going out over a month wow maybe uh
15:39
maybe you and I ought to get to know
15:42
each other a little better sure I'd like
15:43
that yeah so
15:45
uh what's your
15:48
name it's Jake Joey Hey Jake uh do you
15:52
like the Knicks yeah big fan me too
15:56
there's a game on Tuesday you want to go
15:59
yeah that'd be great let me make sure
16:02
I'm not doing anything
16:04
[Applause]
16:08
[Music]
16:09
Tuesday Hey listen you know how uh when
16:10
you wearing pants and you lean forward I
16:14
check out your underwear
16:17
yeah well when Jake did it I saw that he
16:19
was wearing women's underwear I know
16:24
they were mine
16:26
oh no no wait that's
16:30
weird no it's not we were just goofing
16:34
around and I dared him to try them on
16:36
that's weird I'm wearing his briefs
16:39
right now that's kind of
16:40
hot I think so too and that little flap
16:43
great for holding my
16:47
lipstick yeah I wouldn't know about
16:54
that and know Jake says that women's
16:57
underwear is actually more comfortable
17:00
and he loves the way the silk feels
17:03
against his skin yeah well next thing
17:04
you know it be telling you that your
17:06
high heels are good for his
17:07
posture there is nothing wrong with Jake
17:09
okay he is all man I'm thinking even
17:12
more than you oh yeah you look like a
17:15
real Lumberjack in those pink
17:17
Lacy I'm just saying that only a man
17:20
completely secure with his masculinity
17:23
could walk around in women's underwear I
17:25
don't think you could ever do that hey I
17:27
am secure with my masculinity okay
17:29
whatever you've seen my huge stack of
17:32
porn right
17:34
hey fees
18:14
hey check it
18:17
out
18:20
[Applause]
18:21
huh how much of a man am I wow n nice
18:24
manly and also kind of a
18:29
you know I'm beginning to see what
18:32
Jake was talking about the silk feels
18:35
really good yeah and and things aren't
18:38
as smashed down as I thought they were
18:41
going to be it's great Joe yeah and you
18:44
have so many more choices than you do
18:46
with men's underwear bikini French cut
18:48
thong and and the Fabrics you got cotton
18:50
silk lace and you know what I've always
18:53
wondered about panty hoes you know the
18:55
way they start your tow and then they go
18:59
all the way up
19:01
to I should go take these off shouldn't
19:05
I I think it's important that you
19:07
do feel better yeah
19:11
much listen uh not that I'm insecure
19:15
about my manhood or anything you know
19:19
but uh I think I need to hook up with a
19:22
woman like right now yeah I understand
19:24
yeah okay
19:27
hey hi hi you you look familiar do I
19:34
know you from somewhere I don't think so
19:37
oh maybe it's because I'm on
19:40
television I'm an actor on Days of Our
19:44
Lives wow really mhm 450 please oh let
19:46
me get this
19:50
these are for
20:03
you
20:04
hi you uh wanted to see
20:06
me
20:13
yeah uh here is a box of your
20:15
stuff what uh you know it's just like
20:20
hats and shirt and CDs just sort of
20:23
stuff that you've left here what are you
20:25
doing are you are you trying to hurt me
20:28
or
20:29
something
20:31
no
20:33
Ross it just seems that you know it's
20:36
time we you know move on I mean don't
20:38
you
20:41
think yes yeah yes I do good yeah I I I
20:43
really
20:48
do
20:50
hey this this was a gift Ross you got
20:52
that for free from the museum gift shop
20:56
it's still a gift I got it from the gift
20:59
shop okay all right give me the mug I'll
21:05
keep the mug no you know you know what
21:07
don't do me any favors in fact
21:09
where where's the rest of my stuff huh
21:11
like like my um hey this book is
21:15
mine and and and and that t-shirt you
21:20
sleep in I'd like that back too yes I do
21:23
you know how much I love that t-shirt
21:28
you never even wear that t-shirt I'm
21:31
just trying to help you move
21:33
on oh you are a petty man you are a
21:36
petty petty petty petty
21:40
[Laughter]
21:45
small you are so just doing this out of
21:47
spite a no no no I'm I'm going to wear
21:50
this all the time I love this
21:53
shirt you have not worn that t-shirt
21:56
since you were 15 it doesn't even fit
21:58
you anymore oh yeah yeah yeah yeah oh
22:00
okay
22:05
okay now if you don't mind I'm going to
22:16
take the rest of my
22:18
stuff and
22:20
relax in my favorite
22:23
shirt you have a a pleasant
22:27
evening these little
22:36
women
22:39
wow you're liking it huh oh yeah Amy
22:41
just burned Joe's manuscript I don't see
22:45
how he could ever forgive
22:48
her um Joe's a girl it's short for
22:52
josephin but Joe's got a crush on Lori
22:55
you mean it's like a girl girl thing cuz
23:04
that is the one thing missing from the
23:07
shiny know actually Lorie is a
23:12
boy no wonder Rachel had to read this so
23:15
many
23:18
times
23:21
what Beth is really really sick a
23:24
Joe's there but I don't think there's
23:32
anything she could
23:33
do Joey yeah you want to put the book in
23:38
the
23:42
freezer okay okay Janice likes to cuddle
23:43
at night which you know I'm all for but
23:48
uh you know when you want to go to sleep
23:51
you want some space so uh you know how
23:53
do I tell her that without you know
23:55
accidentally calling her fat or
23:58
something oh honey I'm sorry we can't
24:00
help you there cuz we're cuddly
24:03
sleepers okay I'm laid for work oh all
24:06
right are you guys going to come down uh
24:08
yeah yeah I'll I'm right behind you okay
24:10
good luck Chandler thank you Rachel bye
24:13
sweetie
24:15
byeone okay the sleeping
24:17
thing very tricky business but there is
24:20
something you can do I thought you guys
24:23
were cly sleeping no
24:25
no not cuddly not me just her I'm like
24:29
you I need the
24:32
room okay come
24:33
here okay you're in bed
24:39
yeah I'm going to use the
24:45
cushion okay you're in bed she's over on
24:49
your side cuddling now you wait for her
24:53
to drift off and then you hug her and
24:56
roll her over to her side of the bed and
25:01
then
25:06
you roll
25:07
away hug for
25:11
her roll for
25:16
you okay the old hug and roll y okay one
25:20
question shoot you're pretending the
25:24
pillow's a girl right
25:26
[Music]
25:31
wo Die Hard still
25:33
great hey what do you say we make it a
25:36
double feature what else did you inent
25:38
die hard
25:41
too Joey this is die hard one
25:43
again but we watch it a second time and
25:48
it's die hard
25:50
to Joey we just saw it and and it would
25:51
be cool to see it again yeah
25:56
Die
25:59
Hard dude you didn't say die
26:01
hard is everything
26:04
okay yeah I just got I got plans well
26:07
John mlan had
26:10
plans now you see the thing is I want to
26:13
get out of here before Joey gets all
26:15
worked up and starts calling everybody
26:17
what are you talking about
26:20
[Music]
26:27
[Applause]
26:34
[Music]
26:37
what happened I don't know you fell
26:44
asleep that is all yeah yeah
26:47
yeah all right well uh I better go yeah
26:53
I think that would be best
26:56
all right I'll talk to you later okay
26:58
but not about this no never
27:00
never so uh
27:03
uh bye no touch no
27:06
[Music]
27:10
touch hey just uh brought back your
27:17
videos uh hey uh Ross look uh I think we
27:21
need to talk about before no no we don't
27:24
yes we do now look that was the best nap
27:29
I ever
27:32
had I I don't know what you're talking
27:37
about come on admit it that was the best
27:41
nap you ever
27:44
had I've had
27:46
better okay
27:49
when all right all right it was the best
27:53
nap ever I said it okay but it's over
27:56
Joey I want to do it
28:01
again we can't do it again why not
28:07
because it's
28:11
weird
28:13
fine you want something to drink sure
28:16
what do you got warm milk and Excedrin
28:18
[Applause]
28:24
PM boy I'll tell you that judging stuff
28:27
took a lot out of me yeah yeah think
28:30
about maybe going upstairs and taking a
28:33
little nap on my
28:35
couch why why would I care about
28:40
that no reason I'm just saying that
28:43
uh that's where I'll be
28:47
[Applause]
29:06
[Music]
29:10
great nap it really was
29:19
[Applause]
29:27
dude what the hell are you
29:41
doing excuse me
29:51
what you doing having a
30:00
swim what about the
30:02
chick chicks don't swim are you
30:05
sure I don't
30:10
know should we try
30:13
sure see I told you they don't
30:23
swim come a minute
30:26
no oh it's okay it's okay baby baby
30:30
[Applause]
30:35
baby wow I I don't know what to
30:43
say what do you say I don't
30:47
know it's a bracelet isn't it and it's
30:51
engraved too check it out to my best
30:54
best
30:58
bud thanks best
31:03
bud put it on oh
31:05
now no no I think something this nice
31:10
should be safe for a special occasion oh
31:12
no no that's the beauty part it goes
31:14
with everything you put this on you're
31:16
good to
31:19
go oh man you are so wearing that
31:24
bracelet I so
31:30
am we're in a virtual snow storm of
31:33
confetti here
31:36
inare you go
31:40
kids and then the peacock bit
31:42
me please kiss me at
31:46
midnight you seen Sandy o uh I don't
31:53
know how to tell you this but uh she's
31:56
in Monica's bedroom getting it on with
31:58
Max that scientist
32:00
geek oh look at that I didn't know how
32:01
to tell
32:03
you everybody the ball is ding
32:05
what the ball is
32:09
ding it'll be midnight and the moment of
32:15
joy is upon
32:18
us looks like that no date pack thing
32:20
worked
32:22
out everybody looks so happy I hate that
32:23
not everybody is Happy hey
32:27
Bobby 1 happy New
32:31
Year you know I uh just thought I'd
32:36
throw this out here I'm no math whz but
32:39
I do believe there are three girls and
32:40
three guys right here
32:42
M oh I don't feel like kissing anyone
32:46
tonight I can't kiss anyone so I'm
32:49
kissing everyone no no no you can't kiss
32:52
Ross that's your brother oh yeah that's
32:56
oh perfect perfect so now everybody's
32:58
going to kiss but me all right somebody
32:59
kiss me somebody kiss me it's midnight
33:01
somebody kiss somebody kiss me it's
33:04
midnight it's
33:05
[Music]
33:07
[Applause]
33:07
one you got to pick a pocket or two
33:12
boys you've got to pick a pocket for you
33:17
[Music]
33:26
lovely just lovely really thanks listen
33:29
Joey we definitely want to see you for
33:34
the call back on Saturday
33:35
excellent I'll be there okay and listen
33:38
don't forget to bring your jazz shoes
33:41
for the dance
33:42
audition my uh my agent said that it
33:47
wasn't a dancing part oh Joey all the
33:50
rolls got to dance a little but believe
33:52
me with your dance background it'll be a
33:55
piece of cake
33:57
three years of modern dance with Twi
33:58
Tharp 5 years with the American Ballet
34:01
Theater hey everybody lies on their
34:06
resume okay I wasn't one of the zoom
34:09
kids
34:12
either can you like dance at all yeah I
34:14
can dance you know
34:17
oh no no no
34:28
no what what is that sure it looks
34:31
stupid now there's no music
34:34
[Music]
34:39
playing uh Joey Joey
34:42
triani listen Joey I got a problem I
34:50
just got a call from my dance Captain
34:53
he's having a relationship crisis and
34:55
can't get out of Long Island so does
34:57
that mean the audition's off listen Joey
34:58
seeing as you've got the most
35:01
experience I want you to take these
35:03
dances and teach him the
35:05
combination what oh Joey come on it's
35:08
easy you know it's hand hand head head
35:11
up big turn here
35:18
R slide back step step and jazz hands
35:21
it's a Steepy step in jazz
35:29
hands have
35:31
fun
35:33
bye all right let's do it
35:38
[Applause]
35:50
no no
35:59
no what was
36:00
that I know it's the best I could get
36:02
out of
36:04
him well people people people
36:06
people let's try it again and this time
36:10
let's everybody watch
36:14
Joey show them how it's
36:17
done count it off m
36:24
[Music]
36:28
[Applause]
36:34
歌词与翻译
[中文]
你正在快速坠落
睡得更深更深更深你现在
完全睡着了你不需要
抽烟不会控制你你
是坚强自信的女人，不需要
需要
一个坚强自信的女人
[掌声]
[笑声]
[掌声]
嘿嘿
嘿和这是来自对健康的呼声
部门你化妆了吗
是的，从今天开始我是
正式成为乔伊·特里亚尼演员/模特，谢谢
你太有趣了，因为我在想
你看起来更像乔伊·特里亚尼男人/女人
我们为啥你知道这些海报
城市免费诊所哦，哇所以
你将成为其中之一健康
健康健康的家伙，你知道哮喘
这家伙真的
可爱，你知道你要去哪一个吗
不，不，但我听说石灰病是
开放的，所以你
知道祝你好运，我希望你明白
谢谢你是对的，他们怎么能这样对我们
对我们这样做，哈哈，
感恩节好吧，我告诉你怎么做
关于如果我在我家做饭，我会
像妈妈一样做，你会
用
块做土豆泥，你知道它们实际上不是
应该我会处理
块乔伊，你要回家了是的
我想钱德勒你仍然
抵制所有的朝圣者
假期是的，
中的每一个假期，你都会和
奶奶在一起，是的，还有她的男朋友，但是
我们在
12 月庆祝感恩节，因为他是太阴
莫娜，如果我是一件三文鱼衬衫，
我会在哪里
很抱歉我把酒洒满了
你的衬衫哦，没关系，不还是
湿，你知道吗，让我在它落下之前把它拿出来
哦，我有一些东西，你
可以
在这里穿
哦，我不知道我是否想穿
女式
衬衫，不，那是男式衬衫，
粉红色
[音乐]
[笑声]
天啊罗斯
你好，罗斯，你在做什么
触摸自己，如果这会让任何人
不那么不舒服的刺痛，只是一点点
拜托，我有一个极高的
门槛神圣的上帝之母
哦，我的脸我的脸
哦，我很好，我很好，我很好
对，只是有点震惊，但是
呃，我会好的，你可以再去我
好吧，达姆达姆，女人
不嘿嘿嘿，你们呃，我需要一些
时尚建议
哦，这件
看起来怎么样，有点低了，选它
穿上
再多一点
再多一点
现在就把它扔掉
来吧，这看起来不错，罗斯请
相信我现在
个月买30本时尚杂志，我不知道谁在竞选
总统，也不知道那个北约家伙是谁，但我
确实知道你必须尽可能远离那个
...
该死的，明天
晚上我有这个约会，我必须看起来很酷，你
知道你是否需要时尚帮助，雷切尔和
我要去购物明天
非常欢迎你和我们一起来
真的太好了，我的意思是我
必须做一些她嘲笑我的事情
我穿得像你看看为什么
漂亮
衬衫你穿着同样的
衬衫每个
角落都有愚蠢的间隙哇这个地方太棒了你
知道我们应该去什么我不
会在这里找到任何东西，这东西
太荒谬了哦，这个地方是
太棒了，来吧，我不会
穿任何这种东西，什么都不是银色的，好吧
没有头发，也没有
挂锁，当然看起来我知道
有些东西在那里，但是
我的意思是，快来看看这件
毛衣，我的意思是这太漂亮了
哇，这真的
软
从700美元下降了350美元，你节省了大约
200
美元逻辑和数学都受到了
严重打击
今天嘿看看这完全是
你哇耶
呵呵哦，实际上这看起来很漂亮
好
是的，男孩们会是
男孩们，他们会没事的
我得到了M不不不拉斯等等
来吧，你知道这里有
其他东西，所以一些漂亮的衬衫
看看这些漂亮的裤子H
实际上这些可能看起来很漂亮
对我很好，是的，他们会知道什么
你应该去散步吧
对了，我知道你的尺码，我要去
挑选一些非常好的东西
给你，真的是的，我知道什么看起来
男人们性感，请穿我
建议的衣服，她会为你疯狂的
所以你会说呃，如果我穿这些
裤子我可能会穿上
她的，为什么男人们总是跟我说话，比如
这是一些非常棒的东西是啊是啊
但我不确定其中一些胸罩
我知道了哦，你真的想为我试穿其中的
哦
好吧，等等，我们在乔伊的
想象中哦不，我拿了罗斯的一件
错误地，我的一个包
丢失了哦，好吧，罗斯可能有你
可以从他那里得到
，所以你觉得怎么样
认为我们不再穿同样的
衬衫
是的，是的，雷切尔帮我挑选了它
，她告诉我要相信她和你
知道我很高兴我做了什么，我在过来的路上相当
几个人的头
在这里，伙计，我真的不认为你
应该穿
，哦，我看到有人害怕与
的小竞争，看起来有人是
女士们进行
女士们，你只是嫉妒，因为你
现在无法完成这个任务，是的，如果
请原谅我，我有一个
约会，大家都在关注
[掌声]
我哇这个地方看起来很棒哦，你
会喜欢它的，我很高兴我们
终于在这里我也做了这个
[笑声]
所以这很有趣
你好，我叫钱德勒，我刚刚搬家
在隔壁，我想知道
你是否有兴趣在
后世界末日的世界中与我战斗，争夺
银河系最后剩余能量的控制权
来源，这是你的名字
宝贝，所以她需要周围，呃不，她在
舞蹈课，我可以看看她在我的房间做了什么
是的，但是嘿，看，不要
翻阅她的东西，她真的
生气了哦天哪，一个男人是什么样的
从来没有住过
这里你看你得小心这个
女孩的事情很危险它正在传播
已经是你漂亮的粉红色
枕头在
沙发上不，是你的小盒子
太小了，不能放任何东西
不，不，这对你不好，你
是个男人，好吧，如果
你放手，你就会
坐在那里，手指浸湿
和
的东西，好吧，好吧，你是对的，我
我会和她谈谈，是的，和她谈谈，做一个
男人，我是一个男人，捍卫自己，
，来吧，我们必须H
新的灰尘褶边就在那里
糖果，现在情况完全不同了
乔你知道，因为你在试镜后要返回
所有这些东西
你必须穿
内衣好吧，你
最好也给我看一些
然后好吧它丢失了
一些东西哦我知道嗯
好吧，真的是一个钱包，它不是一个钱包
这是一个肩包
包看起来像一个女人的钱包没有乔伊
看起来相信我我告诉所有的男人
在春季目录中携带它们
看看看看男人背着包看看
看看女人背着
包但奇怪的是女人的钱包
在我一个
男人身上看起来这么好男女皆宜也许你需要性爱我
几天前发生了性关系
哦不乔伊你和我
性爱我不会拒绝
嘿
嘿哇你看起来就像你的儿子
特里亚尼夫人你指的是我的
男人的什么
包一开始我觉得它只是看起来
不错，但也很实用，看看
它有隔层，可以装你所有的东西
你的钱包 你的钥匙 你的通讯录
你的
化妆 Joey 你在用
包做什么 你的试镜要到明天
是的，但三明治时间到了
现在 Joey 你知道你在
那个包上沾了芥末，你不能退货我为什么
退货我喜欢这个包好吧
那么你欠我
350美元罚款你带瓦萨还是集合
卡乔伊好吧放松看看我会用表演工作的钱付给你
我
我肯定会感谢你
ATI是什么
M别听他们的，我认为这是性感的
你和我
性感的嘿，我要去试镜了，我
看起来怎么样，我觉得你看起来很棒，乔伊，
包会让你得到那个角色，
和一个
男人约会，你知道什么让你想要的一切有趣
这是一个很棒的包，好吧，据说
很方便，因为它
现在变得只是因为你不
明白有些事情并不意味着
错了，所以从现在开始你们
将不得不习惯
事实，乔伊在任何时候准备好时都会带着
包
乔伊好吧，如果我们得到
一张桌子，我请你喝一杯，对不起
你可以尝试一下不带
钱包吗是的，当然
好吧，你一定是新来的，也许我们
坐，对不起，我能问你一件事吗
当然，首先这不是一个
钱包，好吧，任何时候我的意思是，如果你
认为这是一个女人的包，它不是
这是一个男人的
包，好吧，
去吧，我让我给你看看
目录，看看嗯，这是最新的
事情，每个人都有一个男人女人
孩子，每个人都带着他们，嗯
你卖这些
包哦不不不不不这些婴儿卖
他们自己好吧谢谢你那太棒了
是的，但我什至没有读过任何东西
我想我们已经看
足够了，好吧，我会见到你，我们
得到了，我们得到了
，完成了哦，我的
上帝，我没想到嘿，你还在吗
正在找一份工作，因为你可以在
绕着那个虐待狂转圈，谢谢你想看看它
...
沙龙里用镊子
是什么样子是的
是的，嘿，他们完全他们看起来
很棒，看起来很棒，你
做的是，是的，我觉得它看起来很漂亮
很好，我有点担心我
呃在
附近发现了胎记，但结果是一块
小块
巧克力，嘿钱德勒，谢谢你，所以
没问题，听着，我们刚刚度过了一个漂亮的
少女时光，我们应该
可能会做一些男子气概的化妆
它
是的，长出我的睫毛
是的，嘿，伙计们，嘿，亲爱的，准备出发
是的，哦，我把钱包落在
莫妮卡家了，我马上回来，等一下
分钟
，
哦哦，
，好吧，一个人一直
继续前进，所以你和菲比啊，你
出去玩了多长时间了，哇，也许呃
也许你和我应该更好地了解
彼此，我肯定会喜欢
那是的
呃你是什么
名字是杰克·乔伊嘿杰克呃你是吗
喜欢尼克斯队是的，我也是大粉丝
有一个周二的比赛你想去
是的，那太好了，让我确保
我没有做任何事情
[掌声]
[音乐]
星期二嘿，听着，你知道吗，当
你穿裤子并且身体前倾时，我
检查你的内衣
是的，好吧，当杰克这样做时，我看到他
穿着女性内衣，我知道
它们是我的
哦，不，等等，这
很奇怪，不，这不是我们只是闲逛
，我敢让他试穿
这很奇怪，我穿着他的内裤
现在有点
很热，我也这么认为，那个小翻盖
非常适合拿着我的
口红，是的，我不知道
并且知道杰克说女式
内衣实际上更舒服
而且他喜欢丝绸在皮肤上的感觉
是的，接下来的事情
你知道它告诉你你的
高跟鞋对他的
姿势有好处杰克
好吧，他是个男人，我什至比你还
哦是的，你看起来像一个
真正的伐木工人穿着粉色的
蕾丝我只是说，只有男人
对自己的男子气概完全放心
才能穿着女士内衣到处走动，我
不认为你能做到这一点，嘿我
对自己的男子气概很放心，好吧
无论你看过我一大堆
色情片吧
嘿费用
嘿检查一下
出
[鼓掌]
呵呵，我是多么的一个男人，哇，好
有男子气概，也有点
你知道我开始明白什么了
杰克正在谈论丝绸的感觉
真的很好，是的，事情并没有
像我想象的那样被粉碎
会很棒，乔是的，你
比你有更多的选择
男士内衣比基尼法式剪裁
丁字裤和面料，你有棉质
丝绸蕾丝，你知道我一直
对内裤锄头感到好奇，你知道
他们开始拖曳的方式，然后他们
一直向上
我应该去脱掉这些不应该
我认为重要的是你
感觉更好是的
听着，不是我对我的男子气概或你知道的任何事情没有安全感
对我的男子气概或你知道的任何事情
但是呃我想我需要和一个
女人像现在一样是的我明白
是的好吧
嘿嗨嗨你看起来很熟悉我
从某个地方认识你吗我不这么认为
哦，也许是因为我在
电视上，我是《我们的日子》中的演员
哇，真的嗯，450拜托哦，让
我得到这个
这些是给
你的
嗨，你呃想见
我
是的呃，这是你的盒子
呃，你知道的东西，就像
帽子、衬衫和 CD 之类的
你留在这儿的东西
你在做什么，你想伤害我吗
或
某事
不
罗斯，你似乎知道现在是
时间，我们你知道继续前进 我的意思是，不要
你
认为是是是是，我做得很好是的我我我
真的
做
嘿这是罗斯的礼物
从博物馆礼品店免费得到
它仍然是我从礼物店得到的礼物
商店好吧好吧给我杯子我会
保留杯子不你知道你知道什么
事实上别帮我任何忙
在哪里我的其余东西哈
就像我的呃嘿这本书是
我的和和还有你
睡觉时穿的那件T恤我也想要回来是的我想要
你知道我有多喜欢那件T恤
你甚至从来没有穿过那件T恤我
只是想帮助你移动
哦你是一个小气的人你是一个
小小小小小小
[笑声]
你太小了，所以只是这样做
尽管不不不，我要穿
这一直我喜欢这件
衬衫，你没有穿过那件 T 恤
自从你 15 岁以来，它甚至不再适合
你了 哦耶耶耶耶耶哦
好吧
好吧，如果你不介意的话，我要
拿走我剩下的
东西，
穿着我最喜欢的
衬衫放松一下，你有一个愉快的
晚上，这些小
女人
哇，你喜欢它，呵呵，是的，艾米
刚刚烧掉了乔的手稿，我看不到
他怎么能原谅
她嗯乔是个女孩，这是
约瑟夫的缩写，但乔迷恋洛瑞
你的意思是这就像一个女孩女孩的事情，因为
这是
闪亮知道的一件事，实际上洛里是一个
男孩，难怪瑞秋必须读这篇文章
很多
次
什么贝丝真的病得很重，
乔也在场，但我认为她无能为力
...
乔伊，是的，你想把书放进
...
冰箱里，好吧，贾妮丝喜欢在晚上拥抱
，你知道我完全支持，但是
呃，你知道你什么时候想睡觉
你想要一些空间，所以呃，你知道如何
我要在你不知道的情况下告诉她
不小心称她胖或
什么东西哦，亲爱的，很抱歉我们不能
帮助你，因为我们很可爱
睡觉的人好吧，我要上班了哦大家
你们要下来吗呃
是的，我会的，我就在你身后好吗
祝你好运，钱德勒，谢谢你，瑞秋，再见
亲爱的
再见，好吧，睡觉了
事情非常棘手，但有
的事情你们可以吗，我以为你们
正在睡觉，不
不，不可爱，不是我，只是她，我就像
，你我需要
房间，好吧，来吧
，好吧，你在床上
，是的，我要使用
垫子，好吧，你在床上，她在床上，
，你的身边拥抱着，现在，你等着她
睡去然后你拥抱她，
把她滚到床边，
然后
你滚
离开拥抱
她滚
你同意旧的拥抱，滚y好吧
问题拍摄你假装
枕头是个女孩吧
[音乐]
我的《虎胆龙威》仍然
太棒了嘿，你说我们把它做成
双重功能，你还有什么意图
虎胆龙威
也是乔伊，这又是虎胆龙威
，但我们又看了第二遍，
它是虎胆龙威
对乔伊来说，我们刚刚看到它，
再次看到它会很酷是的
死
硬汉，你没有说死
一切都很难
好吧，我刚刚有了计划
约翰·姆兰有
计划，现在你知道了，我想
在乔伊搞砸之前离开这里
开始给大家打电话
你在说什么
[音乐]
[掌声]
[音乐]
发生了什么我不知道你摔倒了
睡着了是啊是啊
是啊，好吧，呃，我最好走了，是啊，
我想这样最好
好吧，我稍后再跟你谈，好吧
但不是这个，不，从来没有
从来没有，呃
呃，再见，没有触摸，不
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触摸，嘿，呃，刚刚带回了你的
视频，呃，嘿，罗斯，看看，呃，我想我们
需要先谈谈不不我们不
是的，我们现在看起来那是最好的午睡
我曾经
我不知道你在说什么
来吧，承认那是你有史以来最好的
午睡
我有过
更好吗
当好吧好吧，这是我说过的最好的
午睡好吧，但是结束了
乔伊，我想再做一次
，我们不能再做一次为什么不
，因为这
很奇怪
好吧，你想喝点东西吧
你有什么热牛奶和Excedrin
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PM男孩我会告诉你，评判事情
花了我很多精力是啊是啊想想
关于也许上楼并在我的
为什么我会关心
沙发上小憩一下
那没有理由我只是说
呃那就是我会去的地方
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小睡真是太棒了
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伙计你到底是什么人
对不起
你在做什么
游泳那
小鸡小鸡不会游泳吗
我确定我不知道
知道我们应该尝试
当然明白我告诉过你他们不会
游泳来一分钟
不哦，没关系，没关系宝贝宝贝
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宝贝哇我我不知道该说什么
你说什么我不
知道这是一个手镯，不是吗，它也刻了
我尽力检查一下
最好
芽谢谢最好
芽把它戴上哦
现在不不我认为这么好的东西
在特殊场合应该是安全的哦
不不，这就是美丽的部分，
搭配你穿上的所有东西，
很好
走吧，天哪，你穿得这么好
手镯我是如此
我们正处于
五彩纸屑的虚拟暴风雪中
你去
孩子们，然后孔雀咬了
我请在
午夜吻我，你看到了桑迪哦我不
知道如何告诉你这个，但呃她
在莫妮卡的卧室里与
麦克斯那个科学家
极客相处得很好哦，看看我不知道如何
告诉
你们每个人，球叮了
球是什么
叮，将是午夜，
欢乐的时刻即将来临
我们看起来没有约会包的事情
成功
每个人看起来都很高兴我讨厌
不是每个人都快乐嘿
鲍比1快乐新
那一年我呃只是想
把这个扔在这里我不是数学高手但是
我确实相信这里有三个女孩和
三个男人
哦我不想亲吻任何人
今晚我不能亲吻任何人所以我
亲吻每个人不不不你不能亲吻
罗斯是你的兄弟哦是的，那是
哦，完美完美，所以现在每个人都
要亲吻，但我好吧，有人
吻我，有人吻我，现在是午夜
有人吻我，有人吻我，现在是
午夜，
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一个你必须掏一两个口袋
男孩你必须为你掏一个口袋
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可爱，真的很可爱，谢谢听
乔伊，我们绝对想在周六的回电中见到你
周六的回电
太好了，我会在那里听的
别忘了带上你的爵士鞋
跳舞
试镜我呃我的经纪人说这
不是舞蹈部分哦乔伊
卷必须跳舞一点，但相信
我以你的舞蹈背景，这将是小菜一碟
小菜一碟
与 Twi 一起学习三年现代舞
塔普在美国芭蕾舞团工作 5 年
剧院嘿，每个人都在他们的
简历上撒谎，好吧，我不是变焦之一
孩子
你也可以喜欢跳舞吗是的，我
会跳舞你知道吗
哦不不不
不，那是什么，肯定看起来
愚蠢，现在没有音乐
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演奏呃乔伊乔伊
triani 听乔伊我有一个问题我
刚刚接到我的舞蹈队长的电话
他遇到了关系危机，
无法离开长岛，所以
这意味着试镜结束了，听着乔伊
鉴于你已经获得了
的经验，我希望你参加这些
舞蹈并教他
组合什么哦乔伊来吧
很容易你知道这是手手头头
这里向上大转弯
R向后滑动一步和爵士手
这是爵士乐中的陡步
手
有趣
再见，让我们开始吧
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不不
不是什么
，我知道这是我能从
，他很好，人，人，人，
中得到的最好的
人，让我们再试一次，这次
让我们每个人都看
乔伊的表演他们是怎么做的
算完了 m
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falling /ˈfɔːlɪŋ/ B1 |
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confident /ˈkɒnfɪdənt/ B2 |
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woman /ˈwʊmən/ A2 |
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officially /əˈfɪʃəli/ B1 |
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actor /ˈæktər/ B1 |
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model /ˈmɒdəl/ B1 |
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healthy /ˈhelθi/ A2 |
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asthma /ˈæzmə/ B2 |
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disease /dɪˈziːz/ B2 |
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Thanksgiving /ˌθæŋksˈɡɪvɪŋ/ B1 |
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mashed /mæʃt/ A2 |
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pilgrim /ˈpɪlɡrɪm/ B2 |
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salmon /ˈsæmən/ A2 |
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spilled /spɪld/ A2 |
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shirt /ʃɜːrt/ A1 |
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uncomfortable /ʌnˈkʌmfərtəbl/ B1 |
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threshold /ˈθreʃhɒld/ C1 |
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fashion /ˈfæʃən/ B1 |
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