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[中文]

[音乐]

嘿，看，乔伊。我只是说，如果您

需要一些东西来支撑您，我可以

在这里为您找到一份

入门级处理器的工作。但是您

不需要经验来完成这样的工作吗？

学习起来并不难。至于

人们意识到你不知道

你在做什么，嘿，你是一名演员。

像处理器一样工作。人们会认为

你是一个处理者。

嘿，钱德勒，这是今天早上的

投影。嘿，谢谢。斯科特

亚历山大，乔伊·特里巴尼。

Joey 是一位呃处理者。别

开玩笑。

哦，是的。是的。我处理。人们想要

处理。我就是他们所说的那个人。

你在哪里工作？呃，好吧，现在

我正处于两件事之间。你知道

是怎么回事。有一天你还在处理，接下来的

天你就不再处理太多了。

我刚刚告诉 Joey Fleshman 小组中

的空缺。 Fleshman 的

小组。无论你做什么，都不要碰你的

三明治。

你们都是处理器傻瓜吗？

所以，基本上，这非常简单。您

阅读脚本，并尝试尽可能多地销售

碳粉。好的，

我能做到。哦，顺便说一句，我喜欢

我的办公室。

为什么我们不进行试运行？哦，

好的。

嗯，

都对。大家好，我是帝国

办公用品公司的菲比。我可以和你们的

供应经理联系吗？我是供应

经理。嗯，好吧。我想与

您谈谈您的碳粉需求。我们不需要

任何碳粉。哦好的。好吧，

很抱歉打扰您。再见。

是的，你说得对。这很容易。好的。

该通话出了什么问题？那好吧。

好吧。嗯，无意冒犯，但你有点粗鲁

。

他们总是会告诉您他们

不需要碳粉，但这没关系

因为无论他们说什么，您都可以在脚本中找到

答案。哦。

所以，我认为您已准备好销售碳粉。

您还有最后一个问题吗？不，哦，

等等。是的，我愿意。我确实有一个问题。

什么是碳粉？

这是我们的周年纪念日，但我在电话中

告诉过你我没有时间停下来。

好吧，你不必停下来。我是

隐形的。我不在这里。是的，但我

不哦，谁批准了那个订单？好吧，

这个

办公室里没有马克·罗宾逊。给我打电话给马克。我爱

马克。你认识马克吗？不。好吧，让我

检查一下我在这里得到的信息。全部

正确。请注意，038 不是

此分数的数字。 038 是亚特兰大。

胡椒。

对我来说没有。别伤心。

抱歉。正如我所说，商店

号码是错误的，我很抱歉，但是

是天哪。

好的。

哦，是的。哦，是的。打扰一下。我很抱歉

。我得给你回电话

。我的办公室里有 Shmp。

你在做什么？抱歉，嗯

嘿。哦，有人没接电话。

在火边喝杯酒怎么样？如果您在

再次开始。波士顿下降了，亚特兰大下降了，

芝加哥、纽约和伦敦看到

始终稳定，但我们的许多

外地办事处报告

令人失望的

收益率，我会

休斯顿下降了。我可以一直说下去，

，但为了不让你厌烦，我会直接进行

我的 42 点计划。

[笑声]

沃尔特。好的，如果每个人都同意，

就解决了。钱德勒。

[笑声]

钱德勒。是的。你在船上吗？

是的。

问题解决后，钱德勒将

管理我们在塔尔萨的办公室。您

将会爱上俄克拉荷马州。

尝试再次喂她。我已经喂了

她了。我知道。所以我才再说一遍。

好吧，你们。我们无法互相开启

。好吧，这正是她

想要的。好的，莫妮卡，我可以在外面和你

聊一分钟吗？哦，不。你们

就留在这里吧。在这里，我要去

检查她的尿布。 Febs，你想

来吗？哦，我是其中的一部分。

实际上，Feebs，这更像是丈夫

和妻子的事情。我知道我应该

嫁给钱德勒。

好的。这是怎么回事？好的。嗯，你知道

我们总是说搬

去巴黎一年会很有趣吗？你知道，你可以

学习法国烹饪，我可以写

，我们可以沿着沙滩野餐，

去波尔多品酒。哦是的。

好的。你知道人们怎么说

塔尔萨是俄克拉荷马州的巴黎吗？

[笑声]

什么？谁这么说的？

从未去过巴黎的人。

发生了什么事？我们要搬到塔尔萨。

[笑声]

对不起。好的。麦肯纳小姐，她在我老板之上工作

。她让我

搬到塔尔萨，担任

我们在那里办公室的总裁，当时我正在睡觉，

显然答应了。

俄克拉荷马州塔尔萨，更快

州，无论那是什么，

泰勒，我什至不想看

音乐剧《俄克拉荷马》。真的吗？噢，这是一个

美丽的早晨故事，上面还有

的流苏。你是想告诉我

我们要搬到俄克拉荷马州还是

你是同性恋？

对。这并不重要，但是

他们至少为你提供了巨额加薪吗？

不。不，但他们要租给我们一辆

福特福克斯。

我会摆脱它的。谢谢。

艾玛怎么了？噢，她

误会了。她以为她要

搬到塔尔萨。

女士，呃，您有时间吗？我有

一些坏消息。我认为我

无法搬到塔尔萨。

什么？呃，实际上这是一个有趣的故事

。呃，今天早上我在

的会议上睡着了。所以，当我

说我要搬到塔尔萨时，我并不真正

知道我在说什么。你睡着了吗？

但这只是因为我整夜没睡

担心这次会议。

这不是很有趣吗？

讽刺。不是粉丝。全部

对。看，事情是这样的。我回到

家，告诉我妻子有关塔尔萨和

的事情，但她不肯走。看到我了吗？我爱塔尔萨。

塔尔萨是天堂。塔尔萨是意大利。请

不要让我去

那里。钱德勒，我不，不，不。听着，

卡罗尔，我可以叫你

卡罗尔吗？当你的名字是

伊莱恩时我为什么要这么做？哦，你的

儿子身材魁梧的照片真是太棒了。

那是你女儿的照片，不是

吗？

嗯，她很可爱。我我喜欢一个有

下巴强壮的女孩。

我会从塔尔萨给您打电话。嘿，随意

看看，但我告诉你，那些

合同不在这张桌子上。

你怎么可能知道？看看这

的混乱，标签。我的意思是，这就是我

所说的。你必须更加

有条理。你有报纸。你

有杂志。

哦，这个

花花公子是谁？你还太年轻了，标签，但是

不管怎样。这是我姐姐。

非常可爱的牙套。

无论如何，你知道重点是什么吗，标签？

开始寻找，因为您将

在您的办公桌上找到这些合同。

那么，你想象你什么时候把它们给了

我？早上还是下午？

下午。午餐后泽尔纳先生来到

我的办公室。他把它们放在我的

桌子上，然后我在

上面贴了一张便利贴，上面写着：“今天必须出去

。”因此，您只需继续在

中查找即可。好的。我呃哦，我每天早上都会给你榨

新鲜橙汁

，再加上额外的果肉。是的。

不，我明白了。

你没有。我就这么明白了。

将会有关于此的谣言。

没有办法阻止它。苏菲知道。莫妮卡

和菲比知道。莫妮卡和

菲比是怎么知道的？哦，我给他们打了电话

。当他们问我看到了什么时，我

可以非常

慷慨，也可以非常小气。

继续。我可以让你成为传奇。

我可以让你成为这一代的米尔顿

布尔。

米尔顿·布尔 (Milton Burl) 哦，不是与

你相比。

你好。嘿。嘿。你好，钱德勒。

我爱你。

嘿，发生了什么事？哦，

不，他没有。

持续了两个小时。

我们从这些化石的 MRI 扫描

和 DNA 测试中收到的数据是

令人震惊的。嗯。我的意思是，我们已经

接受 Leaky 的日期作为给定的。

但如果它们相差 100,000

年左右，那么您可以

将我们的大部分假设扔进

。所以，我想说的是

垃圾箱，您知道，

是

，也就是说，呃

赔偿可能是巨大的。我的意思是，

不仅在古生物学中，而且如果你

考虑一下，在进化

生物学中，呃，遗传学，呃，地质学，我

的意思是，真的，令人难以置信。

嗯，这不是您想要的。

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你好，乔伊。嘿，我需要和

查理谈谈。她在吗？不，她呃她

和 Rachel 一起去购物了。为什么？

怎么样？嗯，我正在与

Sherman 教授会面，讨论我担任主题演讲

的事宜。噢，怎么样？可能会更好

。

他嗯他睡着了。什么？但我

已经买了去百慕大、

巴巴多斯的机票。好吧，我会租一辆车并

开车。罗斯，你必须得到那份工作。

我该怎么办？他很冷。事实上

，他之前只是在说梦话

，显然他希望一个名叫弗兰的

更用力地打他屁股。

好吧，叫醒他吧。我不能。如果他

意识到是我让他

睡着了，我就不会得到这份工作。哦，那是

很难的。哦，等一下。这

以前发生在我身上。是的，我

正在试镜一部戏剧，制片人

睡着了。

我不，等一下。是我

睡着了。

是的。我的意思是，嘿，莎士比亚，

偶尔来一场追逐戏怎么样？

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天哪。您真的希望我成为

主题演讲

演讲者吗？谢谢。

不客气。

我可以帮你吗？是的，我是

Rachel Greens 的朋友。哦，对了。呃，黎明。

关闭。

罗恩。嗯，呃，我能为你做点什么吗？

嗯，好吧，我来这里是想看看是否呃

你会把工作还给 Rachel。啊，

她呃邀请你来这里做这个吗？

哦，不。首先，我必须让您

同意。然后我们会看看她是否想

回来。

哇，这太诱人了。

看，她很喜欢这里的工作。让我们

面对现实吧，你不会找到任何人

能做得像她一样好。

不是吗？她很好。哦，我在那里拍了一张

。

这是你的儿子？是的，他的名字叫罗斯。

什么？呃，没什么。只是它呃

离罗恩很近。

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呃，听着，Bing。我收到了你的备忘录。

因此，我们要到下周五才会看到系统

报告。嗯，我小组中的

人想与家人一起度过

假期周末。我

有一个家庭。我会在这里。

是的。宾。那是关于什么的？

这是为了让我的员工稍微放松一点

，你知道，为了士气。听着，如果

您想查看一些粗略的数字，我

可以在周三之前给您提供。粗略的

数字。

这家公司并不是建立在粗略的

数字之上。我说得对吗，

先生。请在

星期二之前将最终数字放在我的桌子上。如果您这么说的话，先生。

约瑟夫很好，不是吗？

好吧，我要杀了你。

嘿。嘿。我只是觉得约瑟夫是

那种喜欢把它混在一起的人。你

知道，进去，激怒一些

羽毛。

为什么？

听着，我很抱歉，但这就是约瑟夫

所做的。好的？如果你试图拉

一些东西，他会打电话给你。您想拉什么

？他会说：“我

刚刚在准备明天的

大型演示。”好吧，我

应该参与其中。那么，为什么

你不让我了解最新情况呢？那是

将需要数周时间。你为什么不

让我来处理演示呢？

哦，不，不，不，不。我明白你

在这里做什么。好的。听着，这是

我的工作，伙计。好的？我已经使用它 5

年了，我知道它是如何工作的。那么，为什么

你不来找我呢？美好的。

哦，天啊。我完全弄乱了椅子上的

靠背支撑。你如何解决

这个问题？嘿，你已经在这里五年了。你

弄清楚了。好吧，我

会的。好吧

，请告诉我。Chandler Bing。嗨，

亲爱的。我们都在这里。我们只想

祝您圣诞快乐。

圣诞快乐。圣诞快乐。

圣诞快乐。我想念你们。那么，

可怕吗？大家工作

真的很努力吗？呃，好吧，不。只有呃

我和温迪。

温迪？这听起来像一个女孩的名字。

是的。我没有告诉过你关于她的事吗？

嗯。嗯。大约是你告诉我

有关除夕夜的事情的时候。其他

人都在哪里？我送他们回家了。哦，你真是

一个好老板。她漂亮吗？

呃呃。回答更快。回答更快。我

不知道。回答得更好。更好地回答

。

你知道，我不这么想她。

我她是一位呃她是一位同事。她在那里做什么

？哦，她是地区

副总裁。她就在我下面。她

做了什么？

在我下面。

哦，等等。温迪是

俄克拉荷马州小姐亚军吗？什么？

好吧，她没有赢。

好吧。好吧，也许我应该让你

和

俄克拉荷马州第二漂亮的女孩回去工作。嗯，那年第二漂亮的

。这里。我的意思是，在俄克拉荷马州的

所有女孩中，她可能是

哦，钱德勒，别说话了。

亲爱的，真的没什么好担心的

。好吧，我是认真的。好的。

圣诞快乐。圣诞快乐。圣诞快乐

你们。圣诞快乐。

妻子说：“嗨。”啊，有趣的

对话。哦，好吧，她刚刚

这个奇怪的想法，呃，你知道，只是

因为只有你和我

会发生一些事情。啊？

真的吗？有那么可怕吗？

...

担心的事情可能是错误的，但你在我唯一的领带上沾上了火腿

。

托比，祝你度过一个愉快的

夜晚。那家伙刚刚叫你托比吗？

是的，他认为那是我的名字。

那么，你为什么不纠正他呢？哦，

这件事已经持续太久了。

我的意思是，他第一次这么说时，我们

只是在

走廊里擦肩而过，所以我什么也没说。

然后下次他说：“嘿，托比，

你想要一个甜甜圈吗？”我想要一个

甜甜圈。现在五年过去了，

甜甜圈消失了，而我仍然是托比。

哇，好大啊。它比

的小隔间大得多。

哦，这是一个立方体。

看看这个。

你有一个窗口。

是的，确实如此。美丽的景色

哦，看。那个人在撒尿。

好的，视图就这么多了。好吧

，看看这个。看看这个。

好的，坐在这里。坐。好的。好的，

这太棒了。这太棒了。

是的。

海伦，你能进来一下

吗？

谢谢你，海伦。仅此而已。

上次我这样做时，我保证。

好久不见了，是吗？嗯，

很有趣。这些大厅看起来比以前的

要小。这是一座不同的建筑。

毒品。

前锋拉奥尔吧？您希望我

什么时候开始？我们为什么不现在就开始呢？

好的。以下是试镜场景。

试镜？我以为你会

给我这个角色。你为什么会这么想

？好吧，我是德雷克·拉莫雷斯博士，

前锋的双胞胎兄弟，他看起来更像

，而不是我，

，对吗？每个人都必须参加试镜。

你知道，特里，我真的不需要

来做这件事。我与机器人一起拥有了自己的有线电视

系列。

对不起，乔伊。

...

就是这样。

嗯，我猜你认为自己

很特别，是吧？坐在你的

精美小大厅

大楼里，让星星为你跳过

圈，是吧？好吧，你知道

什么吗？这是一颗带有

箍的星星 这是一颗带有 箍的星星。这个

篮球我是 Drake Lamore 博士。

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大家早上好。先生，我能给您一杯

杯咖啡吗？哦，不，不，不。我是

实习生，就像你们一样，除了

领带、公文包，以及

我可以租车这一事实。

说真的，你是实习生吗？是的。噢，

我正朝着新的职业

方向前进，你知道，你必须从

开始，

伙计。好的。听着，我知道我

比你们年长一点，但

我不像喜剧演员鲍勃·霍普(Bob Hope)，

。乌索.

呃，是美国。先生，

我真的欠你什么道歉？

好吧，当我们第一次见面时，你知道，我

认为你很浮夸、傲慢

并且令人讨厌。这是您第一次

道歉吗？不，我只是说，你知道，

第一印象没有任何意义。

我认为你是一个非常好的

人，很抱歉我误判了你。

早上。你知道什么吗？嘿，新的一天，

新的一页。我真的真的

很高兴。对不起。显然，希瑟的

屁股有更重要的事情要说，

所以我就等着它完成吧。

什么？我正在向你道歉，而

你完全在审视她。我

并没有检查她。我是时尚界的

我在看她的裙子。

还是裤子？我并没有真正看到

屁股区域下方发生了什么。

哦，哇。你真是个

变态。什么？你介意我是否

看着她吗？你嫉妒吗？哦，

是的。我很嫉妒。哦，加文，拜托。

请看看我的

屁股。别再看我的

屁股了。我的意思是，我只是认为你

完全不合适。好吧，这是一个

工作环境。她是你的

下属。但当你

和你的老助手塔格一起睡时就没关系了。

由于两个

原因，这完全不同。

第一，我不知道你知道

这一点。第二，我不是一个盯着他屁股看的怪人

。我们有一个

深厚而有意义的关系。

啊？塔格的姓氏是什么？

是天啊

。他他做到了他没有姓氏

。您

来到塔尔萨的原因是不是因为您在

一次会议上睡着了，并在没有

意识到自己对什么说“是”的情况下接受了这份工作？

好吧，不要相信你听到的一切，

Ken。但是，是的，确实如此。好吧

，让我们开始

看看上个季度的数据。

呃克劳迪娅，你不是应该给老板的屁股吹

烟吗？

对不起。烟雾让你烦恼吗？

不，不，不，不。我抽了很多年烟，然后

我戒了。

现在，我不记得为什么了。

不过，你不可以在

办公室吸烟，对吗？是的。在俄克拉荷马州，

在人数不超过 15

的办公室吸烟是合法的。你想要一个吗？全部

正确。看，看。我不再抽烟

了。但如果你们其他人想

点亮，那就继续吧。

没问题。那么，你们都抽烟吧。不。

我不吸烟几乎是不礼貌的。

嗯，事实并非如此。如果您不想

抽烟，肯，请。

不，我不能，我不能吸烟。如果我抽烟，

我妻子会杀了我。抱歉，

你妻子不在纽约吗？

我一直很喜欢你，肯。

[音乐]

[英语]

[Music]

Hey, look, Joey. I'm just saying if you

need something to hold you over, I can

get you a job right here as an

entry-level processor. But don't you

need experience for a job like that?

It's not that hard to learn. And as for

people realizing that you have no idea

what you're doing, hey, you're an actor.

Act like a processor. People will think

you're a processor.

Hey, Chandler, here's this morning's

projection. Hey, thanks. Scott

Alexander, Joey Tribani.

Joey is a uh fellow processor. No

kidding.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. I process. People want

the processing. I'm the one they call.

Where do you work? Uh, well, right now

I'm in between things. You know how it

is. One day you're processing, the next

day you're not so much processing.

I was just telling Joey about the

opening in Fleshman's group. Fleshman's

group. Whatever you do, don't touch your

sandwiches.

Are all you processors dorks?

So, basically, this is very easy. You

read from the script and you try to sell

as much toner as you possibly can. Okay,

I can do that. Oh, by the way, I'd love

my office.

Why don't we do a trial run? Oh,

okay.

Um, all

right. Hi, this is Phoebe from Empire

Office Supplies. Can I speak to your

supply manager, please? I'm the supply

manager. Um, okay. I'd like to talk to

you about your toner needs. We don't

need any toner. Oh, okay. Well, I'm

sorry to bother you. Bye-bye.

Yeah, you're right. This is easy. Okay.

What was wrong with that call? Oh, well.

All right. Um, no offense, but you were

kind of rude.

They're always going to tell you they

don't need toner, but that's okay

because whatever they say, you can find

the answer to it here in the script. Oh.

So, I think you're ready to sell toner.

Do you have any last question? No. Oh,

wait. Yes, I do. I do have one question.

What is toner?

It's our anniversary, but I told you on

the phone I don't have time to stop.

Okay, you don't have to stop. I'm

invisible. I'm not here. Yeah, but I

don't Oh, who approved that order? Well,

there is no Mark Robinson in this

office. Get me Mark on the phone. I love

Mark. Do you know Mark? No. Well, let me

just check up with what I got here. All

right. See, 038 is not the number for

this score. 038 is Atlanta.

Pepper.

None for me. Don't get sad.

I'm sorry. As I was saying, the store

number is wrong and I'm sorry, but that

is Oh my god.

Okay.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Excuse me. I'm

sorry. I'm going to have to call you

back. I've got Shmp in my office.

What are you doing? I'm sorry, but um

Hey. Oh, somebody's off the phone. How

about a glass of wine by the fire? I'd

get it going again if you seeing in

Chicago, New York, and London are

consistently solid, but many of our

field offices have reported

disappointing

yields. Boston is down, Atlanta is down,

Houston is down. I could go on and on,

but instead of boring you, I'll go

straight to my 42point plan.

[Laughter]

Walter. Okay, if everyone's on board,

it's settled. Chandler.

[Laughter]

Chandler. Yeah. Are you on board?

Yes.

When problem solved, Chandler will be

running our office in Tulsa. You're

going to love Oklahoma.

Try feeding her again. I already fed

her. I know. That's why I said again.

All right, you guys. We can't turn on

each other. Okay, that's just what she

wants. Okay, Monica, can I talk to you

outside for a minute? Oh, no. You guys

just stay here. Here, I'm going to go

check her diaper. Febs, you want to

come? Oh, I'm kind of part of this.

Actually, Feebs, it's more of a husband

and wife kind of thing. I knew I should

have married Chandler.

Okay. What's up? Okay. Um, you know how

we always said it would be fun to move

to Paris for a year? You know, you could

study French cooking and I could write

and we could picnic along the sand and

go wine tasting in Bordeaux. Oh, yes.

Okay. You know how people say that

Tulsa is the Paris of Oklahoma?

[Laughter]

What? Who says that?

People who have never been to Paris.

What's going on? We're moving to Tulsa.

[Laughter]

Excuse me. Okay. Miss McKenna, she kind

of uh works above my boss. She asked me

to move to Tulsa and be the president of

our office there and I was sleeping and

apparently said yes.

Tulsa, Oklahoma, the Sooner

State, whatever that is,

Taylor, I don't even want to see the

musical Oklahoma. Really? Oh, what a

beautiful morning story with a fringe on

top. Are you trying to tell me that

we're moving to Oklahoma or that you're

gay?

Right. Not that this matters, but did

they at least offer you a huge raise?

No. No, but they are going to lease us a

Ford Focus.

I'll get out of it. Thank you.

What is wrong with Emma? Oh, she

misunderstood. She thought she was

moving to Tulsa.

Ma'am, uh, do you have a minute? I kind

of have some bad news. I I don't think I

can move to Tulsa.

What? Uh, it's a funny story

actually. Uh, I kind of fell asleep in

the meeting this morning. So, when I

said I'd move to Tulsa, I didn't really

know what I was saying. You fell asleep?

But only because I was up all night

worried about this meeting. Ain't that

funny?

Irony. Not a fan. All

right. See, here's the thing. I went

home and told my wife about Tulsa and

and she won't go. See me? I love Tulsa.

Tulsa is heaven. Tulsa is Italy. Please

don't make me go

there. Chandler, I No, no, no. Look,

Carol, can I call you

Carol? Why would I when your name is

Elaine? Oh, what a great picture of your

son strapping.

That's a picture of your daughter, isn't

it?

Well, she's lovely. I I like a girl with

a strong jaw.

I'll call you from Tulsa. Hey, feel free

to look, but I'm telling you, those

contracts are not on this desk. How

could you possibly know? Look at this

mess, Tag. I mean, this is what I'm

talking about. You have to be more

organized. You've got newspapers. You

got magazines.

Oh, and who's this

chippy? Little young for you, Tag, but

whatever. It's my sister.

Very cute braces.

Anyway, you know what the point is, Tag?

Start looking because you are going to

find those contracts on your desk.

So, when do you imagine you gave them to

me? In the morning or in the afternoon?

In the afternoon. Mr. Zelner came into

my office after lunch. He put them on my

desk and then I put a postit on

it that said, "Must go out

today." So, you just keep looking in

there. All right. I uh Oh, I'll squeeze

you fresh orange juice every morning

with extra pulp. Yeah.

No, I got it.

You don't have it. I so got it. There's

going to be rumors about this. There's

no way to stop it. Sophie knows. Monica

and Phoebe know. How do Monica and

Phoebe know? Oh, I called

them. And when they ask me what I saw, I

can be very

generous or very stingy.

Go on. I could make you a legend.

I can make you this generation's Milton

Burl.

And Milton Burl has Oh, not compared to

you.

Hello. Hey. Hey. Hello, Chandler.

I love you.

Hey, what's going on? Oh,

no he doesn't.

Two hours that lasted.

The data we're receiving from MRI scans

and DNA testing of these fossils are are

staggering. Mhm. I mean, we've been

accepting Leaky's dates as as a given.

But if they're off by even a 100,000

years or so, then you can you can just

throw most of our assumptions, you know,

right in the

trash. So, so what I'm saying is is

is

that is that uh

reparations could could be huge. I mean,

not just in in paleontology, but if you

think about it, in in evolutionary

biology, uh, genetics, uh, geology, I

mean, truly, the the mind boggles.

Well, that's not what you want.

[Music]

Hello, Joey. Hey, I need to talk to

Charlie. Is she there? No, she uh she

went shopping with Rachel. Why? What's

up? Well, I'm meeting with Professor

Sherman about my being the keynote

speaker. Oh, how's it going? It could be

better.

He um he fell asleep. What? But I

already bought my ticket to Bermuda,

Barbados. Fine, I'll rent the car and

drive. Ross, you have to get that job.

What am I supposed to do? He's cold. In

fact, he was just talking in his sleep

before, and evidently he wants someone

named Fran to spank him harder.

Well, just wake him up. I can't. If he

realizes that I'm the one who put him to

sleep, I won't get the job. Ooh, that's

a tough one. Oh, wait a minute. This

happened to me before. Yeah, I was

auditioning for a play and the producer

fell asleep.

I No, wait a minute. It was me who fell

asleep.

Yeah. I mean, hey, Shakespeare, how

about a chase scene once in a while?

[Music]

Oh my god. You really want me to be the

keynote

speaker? Thank you.

You're welcome.

May I help you? Yeah, I'm a friend of

Rachel Greens. Oh, right. Uh, Dawn.

Close.

Ron. Well, uh, what can I do for you?

Um, well, I'm here to see if if uh

you'll give Rachel her job back. Ah, did

she uh ask you to come here and do this?

Oh, no. First, I have to get you to

agree. Then we'll see if she wants to

come back.

Wow, that is tempting.

Look, she loved her job here. And let's

face it, you're not going to find anyone

who did it as well as she did. Isn't

that true? She is good. Oh, I took a

shot there.

This your son? Yeah, his name is Ross.

What? Uh, nothing. It's just it's uh

it's close to Ron.

[Music]

[Music]

[Music]

Uh, listen, Bing. I received your memo.

So, we're not going to see the systems

report until next Friday. Well, the

people in my group want to spend the

holiday weekend with their family. I

have a family. I'm going to be here.

Yeah. Bing. What's that about?

It's about cutting my people a little

slack, you know, for morale. Look, if

you want to see some rough numbers, I

can get them to you by Wednesday. Rough

numbers.

This company was not built on rough

numbers. Am I right,

Mr. Have the final numbers on my desk by

Tuesday. If you say so, sir.

Joseph's good, isn't he?

Well, I'm going to kill you.

Hey. Hey. I just figured Joseph's the

kind of guy who likes to mix it up. You

know, get in there, ruffle some

feathers.

Why?

Look, I'm sorry, but that's what Joseph

does. Okay? If you try to pull

something, he'll call you on it. What

are you trying to pull? He'll say, "I've

just been working on this big

presentation for tomorrow." Well, I

should be involved in that. So, why

don't you get me up to speed? That's

going to take weeks. Why don't you just

let me take care of the presentation?

Oh, no, no, no, no. I see what you're

doing here. All right. Listen, this is

my job, buddy. Okay? I've had it for 5

years and I know how it works. So, why

don't you just catch me up? Fine.

Oh, God. I totally messed with the back

support on my chair. How do you fix

this? Hey, you've been here 5 years. You

figure it out. Fine, I

will. All

right, fill me in. Chandler Bing. Hi,

honey. We're all here. We just want to

wish you a merry Christmas. Merry

Christmas. Merry Christmas.

A merry Christmas. I miss you guys. So,

is it horrible? Is everybody working

really hard? Uh, well, no. It's just uh

me and Wendy.

Wendy? That sounds like a girl's name.

It is. Did I not tell you about her?

Mhm. Mhm. About the time you told me

about New Year's Eve. Where's everybody

else? I sent them home. Oh, you are such

a good boss. Is she pretty?

Uh uh. Answer faster. Answer faster. I

don't know. Answer better. Answer

better.

I don't think of her that way, you know.

I She's a uh she's a colleague. What

does she do there? Oh, she's regional

vice president. She's just below me. She

did what?

Below me.

Oh, wait. Is Wendy the runner-up Miss

Oklahoma? What?

Well, she she didn't win.

All right. Well, maybe I should let you

and the second prettiest girl in

Oklahoma get back to work. Well, second

prettiest that year. here. I mean, of

all the girls in Oklahoma, she's

probably Oh, Chandler, stop talking.

Honey, there's really nothing to worry

about. Okay, I'm serious. Okay.

Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry

Christmas, you guys. Merry Christmas.

The wife says, "Hi." Ah, fun

conversation. Oh, well, she's just got

this weird idea that uh you know, just

because you and I are alone that

something's going to happen. Huh?

Really? That be so terrible?

This is probably the wrong thing to be

worrying about, but you're getting ham

on my only tie.

Toby, have a good

night. Did that guy just call you Toby?

Yeah, he thinks that's my name.

Well, why don't you correct him? Oh,

it's been going on way too long now.

I mean, the first time he said it, we

were just passing each other in the

hallway, so I didn't say anything. And

then the next time he said, "Hey, Toby,

you want a donut?" And I I wanted a

donut. And now it's 5 years later, the

donut's gone, and I'm still Toby.

Wow, it's huge. It's so much bigger than

the cubicle.

Oh, this is a cube.

Look at this.

You have a window.

Yes, indeedy. With a beautiful view of

Oh, look. That guy's peeing.

Okay, that's enough of the view. All

right, check this out. Look at this.

Okay, sit down here. Sit. Okay. Okay,

this is great. This is great.

Yeah.

Helen, could you come in here for a

moment?

Thank you, Helen. That'll be all.

Last time I do that, I promise.

It's been a while, huh? Well, it's

funny. These halls look smaller than

they used to. It's a different building.

Dope.

Striker Raor, huh? When do you want me

to start? Why don't we start right now?

Okay. Here are the audition scenes.

Audition? Thought you were going to

offer me the part. Why would you think

that? Well, I was Dr. Drake Ramores,

Striker's twin brother, who looks more

like me than me,

right? Everybody has to audition.

You know, Terry, I I don't really need

to do this. I got my own cable TV

series with the robot.

I'm sorry, Joey. That's That's the way

it

is.

Well, I guess you think you're pretty

special, huh? Sitting up here in your

fancy small hall

building, making stars jump through

hoops for you, huh? Well, you know

what? This is one star whose

hoop This is a star that the hoop. This

hoop I was Dr. Drake Lamore.

[Music]

Good morning everybody. Can I get you a

cup of coffee, sir? Oh, no, no, no. I'm

an intern just like you guys, except for

the tie, the briefcase, and the fact

that I can rent a car.

Seriously, you're an intern? Yeah. Oh,

I'm kind of heading in a new career

direction and you know, you got to start

at the bottom,

dude. All right. Look, I know I'm a

little bit older than you guys, but it's

not like I'm Bob Hope,

the comedian. Uso.

Uh, it's USA. Sir,

I really owe you an apology for what?

Well, when we first met, you know, I

thought you were pompous and arrogant

and obnoxious. Is this your first

apology? No, I just mean that, you know,

first impressions don't mean anything.

And I I I think you're a really good

guy, and I'm sorry that I misjudged you.

Morning. Do you know what? Hey, new day,

new leaf. I am just really, really

happy. I'm sorry. Obviously, Heather's

ass has something more important to say,

so I'll just wait till it's finished.

What? I was giving you an apology, and

you were totally checking her out. I

wasn't checking her out. I'm in fashion.

I was looking at her skirt.

Or was it pants? I didn't really see

what happened below the ass area.

Oh, wow. You are really You're really a

creep. What? Do you even care if I was

looking at her? Are you jealous? Oh,

yeah. I'm jealous. Oh, Gavin, please.

Please look at my

ass. Stop looking at my

ass. I mean, I just think you are

totally inappropriate. Okay, this is a

work environment. She's your

subordinate. But it was okay when you

slept with your old assistant, Tag.

That is totally different for two

reasons.

One, I didn't know that you knew

that. And two, I wasn't some creep

staring at his ass. We had a We had a

deep meaningful relationship.

Huh? What was Tag's last name? It

was Oh my

god. He He did He he didn't have a last

name. Is it true that the reason you're

here in Tulsa is that you fell asleep in

a meeting and took the job without

realizing what you were saying yes to?

Well, don't believe everything you hear,

Ken. But yeah, that's true. All

right, let's get started by uh taking a

look at last quarter's figures.

Uh Claudia, aren't you supposed to blow

smoke up the boss's ass?

I'm sorry. Does the smoke bother you?

No, no, no, no. I smoked for years, then

I quit.

Right now, I can't remember why.

You're not allowed to smoke in this

office, though, right? Yes. In Oklahoma,

it's legal to smoke in offices with 15

people or less. Would you like one? All

right. Look, look. I don't smoke

anymore. But if the rest of you want to

light up, go ahead. It's

fine. So, you all smoke then. No. It's

It's almost rude that I'm not smoking.

Well, that's not true. If you don't want

to smoke, Ken, please.

No, I can't I can't smoke. If I smoke,

my wife would kill me. I'm sorry, but

isn't your wife back in New York?

I've always liked you, Ken.

[Music]

重点词汇

词汇	含义
processor /ˈprɒsɛsər/ B2	noun - 处理器
toner /ˈtoʊnər/ A2	noun - 碳粉
contract /ˈkɒntrækt/ B1	noun - 合同
manager /ˈmænɪdʒər/ B1	noun - 经理
meeting /ˈmiːtɪŋ/ B1	noun - 会议
assumption /əˈsʌmpʃən/ C1	noun - 假设
evolutionary /ˌiːvəˈluːʃənəri/ C1	adjective - 进化的
biology /baɪˈɒlədʒi/ B2	noun - 生物学
genetics /dʒəˈnɛtɪks/ B2	noun - 遗传学
geology /dʒiˈɒlədʒi/ B2	noun - 地质学
paleontology /ˌpeɪliɒnˈtɒlədʒi/ C1	noun - 古生物学
anniversary /ˌænɪˈvɜːrsəri/ B2	noun - 纪念日
apology /əˈpɒlədʒi/ B1	noun - 道歉
misinterpret /ˌmɪsɪnˈtɜːrprɪt/ B2	verb - 误解
raise /reɪz/ B1	verb - 提高
lease /liːs/ B2	verb - 租赁
internship /ˈɪntɜːnʃɪp/ B2	noun - 实习
sarcastic /sɑːˈkæstɪk/ B2	adjective - 讽刺的