thanks
00:00
okay I'm setting the phone
00:04
down but I'm still
00:06
here just don't go anywhere I'm still
00:09
here don't don't switch or anything cuz
00:11
I'm I'm right here just one
00:14
sec one sec one second wait one second
00:17
just what Monica I'm
00:23
scared that's that's a sleeve okay
00:27
and we also have a speaker phone please
00:30
stay on the line your call is important
00:33
to us he wait you got to hang up cuz
00:36
we're going to be late thank you for
00:38
your patience you're the next caller yes
00:39
yes I'm the next caller you're going to
00:42
have me hang
00:45
up
00:48
hey can you take a duck and a chick to
00:50
the
00:52
theater of course not okay I just wanted
00:53
them to hear it from somebody
00:56
else find the waxine and linen strips to
00:58
leg number one did that
01:01
okay grasp one of the linen strips by
01:03
its easy grab Tab and pull it off in one
01:06
quick pain-free motion
01:08
okay it not
01:14
painfree no it was painful oh my God
01:16
they should call it pain Zine now with
01:20
the little
01:22
wax well the girls in the satin 9s on
01:24
the commercial don't seem to think it's
01:27
that bad that's because they're nerves
01:28
are probably deadened from being so
01:30
stupid but hey you know if you don't
01:33
believe me please be my
01:35
guest ow ow ow ow oh my God now aren't
01:39
you glad we didn't start with the bikini
01:43
[Music]
01:47
strips all right it's okay it's okay
01:56
we were just waxing our legs
02:01
off for your information this happens to
02:05
be a pain like no man will ever
02:08
experience yeah well I don't think you
02:09
can make that statement unless you've
02:11
been kicked in an area the God only
02:13
meant to be treated
02:14
nicely yeah I I think women just have a
02:16
lower threshold for pain than men that's
02:18
all I mean come on it's just a little
02:21
wax oh yeah come
02:24
here oh that's mature
02:27
okay fine so now what I just pull it off
02:31
that's
02:33
right who else wants one of my special
02:39
homemade brownies I will have
02:41
one oh yeah I'm not going to have one of
02:45
those no no it's just my tooth all I'll
02:48
have one of
02:52
those so what's the matter you need a
02:53
dentist I've got a good one oh thanks I
02:56
have a good one too I just I
02:58
I I can't see him see that is the
03:00
problem with invisible
03:02
dentists why why can't you go to him
03:05
because every time I go to the dentist
03:09
somebody
03:11
dies that is so weird because every time
03:13
I go to the dentist I look down the
03:16
hygienist
03:18
blouse Phoebe what um what yeah yeah
03:19
first there was my Aunt Mary and then
03:24
there was um John my mailman and then my
03:26
my C boyfriend albino
03:29
Bob and all of these people actually
03:31
died yes while I was in the chair that's
03:34
why I take such good care of my teeth
03:37
now you know it's not about oral hygiene
03:39
I floss to save
03:41
lives fees come on you didn't kill
03:42
anybody these people just happen to die
03:45
when you went to the dentist it's it's
03:47
just a coincidence well tell that to
03:49
them oh you can't they're
03:52
dead I'm here ready to play okay I
03:54
brought a bunch of stuff for the house
03:58
so check it
04:00
out what's this that's a dog every house
04:05
should have a dog not one that can pee
04:08
on the
04:11
roof maybe it's so big because the house
04:13
was built on radioactive
04:17
waste and is this in case the house
04:21
sneezes no no that's the ghost for the
04:26
Attic
04:29
I don't want a ghost well nobody wants a
04:31
ghost but you've got one because the
04:35
house is sitting on an ancient Indian
04:39
burial
04:41
ground wait a minute the house was built
04:43
on radioactive waste and an ancient
04:46
Indian burial
04:48
ground that would never happen crazy
04:50
underwear creeping at my
04:53
butt crazy underwear always in right
04:56
crazy
05:01
underwear oh no what is he doing here
05:04
all right just keep playing just keep
05:08
playing you'll get through this you'll
05:10
be
05:11
[Music]
05:14
fine okay thank
05:22
you and as always no one talked to me
05:25
after the show
05:28
hey I was passing by and thought you
05:33
were playing tonight it's kind of cool
05:36
seeing you up
05:37
there whoa hey hey what's going on here
05:40
who's this guy I don't know he just
05:44
started kissing me get him get him
05:46
Vince what
05:50
what yeah okay I've I've been dating
05:52
both of
05:55
you and it's been really horrible cuz
05:56
you know it's been a lot of fun for
05:59
me but I I like you both and I and I
06:04
didn't know how to choose so I'm sorry
06:09
I'm just I'm terrible I'm a terrible
06:12
person I'm terrible Phoebe Phoebe relax
06:14
it's okay I mean we never said this was
06:17
exclusive yeah neither did we give
06:20
yourself a
06:23
break really yeah I mean you know we
06:24
haven't going out that long come on we
06:28
haven't even slept together
06:30
yet you
06:32
haven't you have okay well this is none
06:37
of my
06:39
business what's
06:42
this isn't it cool ro
06:44
ro this is not the bed I ordered I know
06:49
you must have won like a contest or
06:52
something
06:56
bab what why is this car in my bedroom
06:58
I'm sorry okay I I wasn't looking and
07:01
the store said that they won't take it
07:03
back because you've signed for it when
07:05
did I sign for it when I was you you
07:07
know what it's all Joey's fault cuz he
07:09
left his nose
07:11
open did you make brownies
07:13
today knock knock quick take off your
07:17
dress you won't notice the
07:20
bed hey I'm going for sushi does anybody
07:23
want
07:25
uh who oh somebody missed the
07:28
offramp it's Monica's bed what
07:33
okay it's a race
07:37
car so this has always been Monica's bed
07:40
you're just noticing now how self-
07:44
involved are
07:45
you okay well if this bed isn't new then
07:47
how come there's plastic on the
07:50
mattress sometimes I have bad
07:54
dreams hey
07:58
hey what are you doing here well I I
08:01
thought a lot about what you said and um
08:03
I realized I maybe I was a little
08:06
judgmental yeah oh but oh now baby
08:09
remember hey they're just fulfilling
08:13
their Christmas Destiny sure
08:16
yes
08:19
okay yikes that one doesn't look very
08:21
fulfill oh that's uh that's one of the
08:24
old ones he's just taking it to the back
08:26
you keep the old one in the back that is
08:28
so
08:31
aist but we have to make room for the
08:33
fresh ones so what happens to the old
08:35
guys well they go into the
08:38
chipper well I have a feeling that's not
08:41
as happy as it
08:43
sounds
08:47
[Applause]
08:49
no hey hey
08:55
hey CU I have to break up with someone
08:58
and okay so Jason is sensitive but now
09:00
so's Vince plus Vince has the body you
09:04
know
09:07
so it's really just about the
09:10
[Music]
09:17
math Jason yeah come on in
09:20
[Laughter]
09:28
oh Phoebe you sounded kind of serious on
09:32
the phone is uh is anything wrong
09:33
nuh-uh uh somebody's at the door on the
09:40
ceiling H that's our unbelievably loud
09:43
upstairs neighbor yeah he took up the
09:45
carpets and now you can hear everything
09:47
but why don't you go up there and ask
09:49
him to just like step lightly
09:51
please I have like five times but the
09:53
guy is so Charming that I go up there to
09:56
yell and then end up apologizing to him
09:58
oh that is
10:00
silly I'll go up there I'll tell him to
10:03
keep it down all right be my guest Lo
10:05
all right all right all right all right
10:07
all right if you really want to know how
10:08
I did it I'll
10:10
sure when you handed me back the card
10:12
what you didn't see was I looked at it
10:14
so fast it was invisible to the naked
10:16
eye I just did
10:20
it just did it
10:23
again here I'll slow it down so you guys
10:25
can see it ready
10:28
yeah I my friend here and we everything
10:40
[Music]
10:44
you feel
10:48
very thank
10:51
you hey R can I ask you something yeah
10:53
okay you can totally say no but um um
10:57
would it be okay with you if I set Ross
10:59
up on a date oh uh with who um my friend
11:01
Bonnie she just always thought Ross was
11:07
really cute and now that you two aren't
11:08
together she asked if I could set it up
11:10
but if you're not cool with it which one
11:12
is Bonnie again you remember her from my
11:14
birthday party two years ago she's yeah
11:16
like average height medium build bald
11:18
oh that's fine great okay a good for you
11:25
all
11:30
[Music]
11:32
[Applause]
11:33
right oh that was depressing I think I
11:35
just bought a soft pretzel from one of
11:37
the kids from
11:38
Fame ready to go to the movies mhm oh ra
11:40
this is Bonnie
11:43
hi this is Bonnie this is Bonnie you're
11:45
Bonnie I can show you an ID if you want
11:49
no just you look a lot different than
11:53
the last time I I saw you oh yeah well I
11:56
just started wearing bras again oh that
11:59
must be
12:02
it well I hope you have fun tonight
12:03
thanks you too
12:06
okay you said she was bold yeah she was
12:13
bald she's not
12:16
now how could you not tell me that she
12:18
has hair I don't know I hardly ever say
12:21
that about people oh well this is just
12:23
perfect well I'm sorry I thought you
12:26
said it was okay yeah I said it was okay
12:29
when I thought she was some weird bald
12:31
chick I mean you know that girl has got
12:33
hair all over her
12:36
head well maybe it won't work out maybe
12:39
Ross won't like her personality why does
12:41
she have a bad personality oh no
12:43
Bonnie's the
12:45
[Applause]
12:49
best so Ross how um how did it go with
12:51
Bonnie oh I got to tell you I I wasn't
12:54
expecting to like her at all I mean I
12:57
actually wasn't expecting to like anyone
13:00
right now but she's really terrific oh
13:01
it's too
13:05
bad no I I'm saying I liked her yeah you
13:07
know what there are other fish in the
13:11
sea theves I think she's great okay
13:13
we're going out again okay I hear you
13:16
are you capable of talking about
13:19
anything
13:20
else okay would you rather live in the
13:25
shirt pocket of a sweaty giant or inside
13:28
his shower
13:30
drain oh my God Phoebe look at Ross in
13:33
that
13:37
girl big no no look at that it's a line
13:39
of ants they're working as a team
13:42
baby right oh yeah wow oh it looks like
13:47
Ross is breaking up with her o I hope he
13:50
lets her down easy let's go come on baby
13:53
look at that they're not breaking up
13:55
look at them okay that you know what
13:56
that is that is that is a second date
13:58
that's what that is look at that she
13:59
just put her hand on his thigh oh no
14:01
that really is nothing she's very
14:03
sexually
14:05
aggressive baby this is all your fault
14:07
now he loves her he's going to marry her
14:09
and this is all your
14:10
fault you said it was okay you said she
14:12
was
14:16
bald was was was was was was okay what
14:18
babbe we can't we just can't let it
14:22
happen okay we have to do something but
14:24
we have to break them up okay you just
14:25
go in there and like shave her head you
14:26
me one bold
14:29
girl okay first of all
14:31
breathe second of all I don't get it
14:34
aren't you the one that decided you
14:38
didn't want to be with
14:39
Ross yes well isn't he your friend don't
14:42
you want him to be
14:46
happy
14:50
yes
14:52
so I just you I didn't expect him to be
14:57
this happy so
15:00
soon
15:06
oh oh no what oh we killed them
15:11
all oh who what yeah I know what I want
15:18
to ask you um can you roll your
15:22
tongue cuz cuz I can and my mom couldn't
15:24
and I thought you know I figured that
15:28
was something that I got from our dad
15:29
well wait you mean like
15:32
this yeah yeah you can do it too
15:34
yeah you're not doing it oh right okay
15:38
yeah my mom could and I
15:41
can't so we don't have
15:44
that when's your birthday February 16th
15:52
I know a guy who's the 18th
15:56
that's
16:00
close when's yours October
16:02
25th that's the same month as
16:10
Halloween so um what kind of things do
16:17
you like to do at
16:19
home melt stuff
16:21
[Music]
16:27
okay so by melting you meant
16:36
melting yeah so is it like art yeah you
16:39
can melt
16:43
art hey can I use your
16:45
phone yeah sure what you want to call
16:48
your mom no I want to melt
16:51
it oh well um not right now
16:53
you know what I think I'm just going to
17:03
go to bed think the fumes are giving me
17:04
a headache so yeah
17:06
yeah night bro good
17:11
night
17:20
here just in
17:21
case oh
17:23
excellent um Chandler
17:26
this is Robert oh hey hey hi you have
17:29
lipstick right here oh that's okay it's
17:32
mine we just
17:35
kissed so isn't it a bit cold out for
17:37
shorts well I'm from California right
17:40
right sometimes you guys just burst into
17:44
flame I'm up I'm up I ain't gotten up
17:56
now anybody uh want anything I'll have
18:00
coffee yeah me too yeah make that three
18:04
Okay Ross why don't you come with
18:06
me
18:10
okay what what is the matter with you
18:12
what's going on Robert's coming
18:14
out what what do you mean what is he
18:18
gay
18:22
he he's coming out of his shorts
18:25
[Applause]
18:30
what the man is showing
18:32
brain are you sure hold
18:39
on I'm sorry guys that was a coffee and
18:43
a coffee okay we could write it down for
18:46
you no no that won't be uh won't be
18:48
[Applause]
18:53
necessary wow
18:57
yeah yeah
18:59
yeah what do we do what do we do I
19:00
suppose we just try to not look directly
19:03
at
19:07
it like an
19:09
eclipse no oh it's me it's me I I didn't
19:15
want to make any noise then don't break
19:18
in I'm sorry what are you doing here I I
19:22
can't to fill your ice cube
19:27
tray what
19:30
um okay okay
19:33
look I took this picture from your
19:37
fridge okay because I know that this is
19:39
my father yeah this is Frank bufet and
19:42
you were standing right there next to
19:44
him now look I deserve to know where I
19:45
came from all right so if you can help
19:48
me find my father then you should
19:50
otherwise you're just
19:52
mean so just tell me the truth all
19:56
right the man in that picture is Chuck
20:00
Manion my father is Chuck
20:07
Manion no no that's just Chuck Manion I
20:09
I sold him a house last year and I'm
20:13
very sorry but I really don't know where
20:16
your father is and that's the
20:18
truth
20:21
oh but um you're
20:23
right I think that a person should know
20:25
where they come
20:28
from which is why I
20:29
uh
20:34
uh
20:38
okay I'm your
20:40
mother
20:45
H you know I wanted to tell you
20:47
yesterday but I just you know I felt all
20:49
floopy
20:52
and sorry I uh I scared you in there oh
20:55
that's
20:58
okay by the way I was just checking the
21:00
shower massager
21:04
yeah hey tried to reach you at work
21:07
there's been a
21:12
fire what oh my oh my
21:14
God what happened well we believe it
21:18
originated
21:21
here in the aroma
21:24
room all right did everyone get that
21:26
okay well the draft's okay and so is the
21:29
pirate what is this no fa don't look you
21:32
don't want to see what's under
21:35
there the the Foster puppets
21:39
[Music]
21:43
get
22:27
you know Rachel funny thing actually uh
22:33
the endzone starts that pole so you're
22:36
5T short so we
22:38
[Applause]
22:42
win wait wait wait wait wait so explain
22:44
something to me though if if nobody
22:46
tagged Rachel then isn't the place still
22:48
going hey
22:55
I got you something open it
22:58
open
23:02
okay it's a
23:08
chicken it's cute huh whoa whoa whoa you
23:11
guys do you know anything about chicks
23:14
fowl no
23:16
women
23:19
no okay well they are a huge
23:21
responsibility especially at this age
23:23
they require constant care they they
23:26
need just the right food and lots and
23:28
lots of love oh well no problem
23:30
there easy
23:38
Lenny why isn't it
23:40
Spider-Man you know like Goldman
23:43
Silverman because it it's not his last
23:45
name it isn't no it's not like like Phil
23:48
Spiderman he's a spider
23:56
man you know like uh like Goldman is a
24:00
last name but there's no gold
24:04
man oh okay there should be a gold man
24:07
[Music]
24:15
歌词与翻译
[中文]
谢谢
好吧，我正在把手机设置
，但我还是
这里只是不要去任何地方我还是
这里不要切换或任何东西
我就在这里只是一
秒一秒一秒等一秒
莫妮卡，我
害怕那是一个袖子好吗
我们也请使用免提电话
请保持通话状态，您的电话很重要
对我们来说，他等一下，您必须挂断电话，因为
我们要迟到了，谢谢您
您的耐心等待，您是下一个来电者，是的
是的，我是您要的下一个来电者
让我挂断
...
嘿，您可以带一只鸭子和一只小鸡去
...
剧院当然不行，我只是想让
他们听到某人的声音
否则找到
腿上的蜡和亚麻条，第一条腿就是这么做的
好吧，抓住其中一条亚麻条
它很容易抓住标签，然后用一个
快速无痛动作将其拉下来 快速无痛动作
好吧，这不是
无痛，不，太痛苦了，天哪
他们现在应该把它称为痛苦杂志
小
在
上穿着缎面9号的女孩们打得很好，广告似乎并不认为这
那么糟糕，那是因为她们神经
可能因为如此
愚蠢而麻木了，但是嘿，你知道，如果你不
相信我，请成为我的
客人ow ow哦哦天啊现在不是
你很高兴我们没有从比基尼开始
[音乐]
脱衣好吧没关系没关系
我们只是给我们的腿打蜡
供你参考，这恰好
是一种没有人会经历的痛苦
是的，好吧，我不认为你
可以做出这样的声明，除非你
被踢到了一个只有上帝
应该得到很好对待的地方
是的，我认为女人的疼痛阈值比男人
低，
我的意思是来吧，只是一点点
蜡哦，来吧
这里哦，那很成熟
好吧，好吧，现在我刚刚完成
就是这样
对了，还有谁想要我特别的
自制布朗尼蛋糕，我要
一个哦，是的，我不会要
中的一个，不不，这只是我的牙齿，我要
要
中的一个，所以你需要一个
牙医有什么关系，我有一个好牙医哦，谢谢，我
也有一个好牙医，我只是
我看不到他看到这就是
隐形
牙医的问题，为什么你不能去看他
因为每次我去看牙医
都会有人
死，这太奇怪了，因为每次
我去看牙医时，我都会看不起
卫生员
衬衫菲比什么嗯什么耶耶
首先是我的玛丽阿姨，然后
嗯，我的邮递员约翰，然后是我的
我的 C 男朋友白化病
鲍勃和所有这些人实际上
死了，是的，当我坐在椅子上时，这就是
为什么我这么照顾我的牙齿
现在你知道这与口腔卫生无关
我用牙线拯救
生命费来吧，你没有杀死
任何人这些人只是发生了死了
当你去看牙医时，这
只是一个巧合，我们告诉
他们哦，你不能，他们
死了，我已经准备好玩了，好吧，我
给房子带来了一堆东西
所以检查一下
这是什么，每个房子都有一只狗
应该养一只狗，而不是会撒尿的狗
在
屋顶上，也许它太大了，因为房子
是在放射性
废物上建造的，以防万一房子
打喷嚏，不不，那是
阁楼的鬼魂
我不想要鬼魂，没人想要
鬼魂，但你有一个，因为
房子坐落在古老的印第安人
上埋葬
地面等一下，房子是在放射性废物上建造的
和一个古老的
印度埋葬
地面，这永远不会发生疯狂
内衣爬到我的
屁股疯狂内衣总是在正确的
疯狂
内衣哦不，他在这儿做什么
好吧，继续玩吧，继续玩
，你会度过这个难关的，你会
...
[音乐]
很好，好的，谢谢
你，一如既往，没有人跟我说话
演出结束后
嘿，我路过，以为你
今晚在玩，真是太酷了
见到你
在那里，哇嘿嘿，这里发生了什么事
这个人是谁，我不知道他只是
开始亲吻我，让他让他
文斯什么
什么，好吧，我一直在约会
你们俩
，这真的很可怕，因为
你知道这对
我来说很有趣，但我喜欢你们俩，我和我
不知道怎么办选择所以我很抱歉
我只是我很糟糕我是一个糟糕的
人我很糟糕菲比菲比放松
没关系我的意思是我们从来没有说过这是
排他性是的我们也没有给
自己一个
休息真的是的我的意思是你知道我们
没有出去那么久来吧我们
甚至没有一起睡
但是你
还没好过吗，这不关我的
...
事
这不是很酷吗
这不是我订购的床我知道
你一定是赢了，就像一场比赛或
什么东西
宝贝这辆车为什么在我的卧室里
对不起，好吧，我没有看
商店说他们不会收回
，因为你在
时签收了它 我在你的时候签收了它吗
知道这都是乔伊的错，因为他
留下了他的鼻子
你做了布朗尼蛋糕吗
今天敲敲快脱掉你的
衣服你不会注意到
床嘿我要去寿司有人
想要
呃谁哦，有人错过了
出口这是莫妮卡的床什么
好吧，这是一辆赛车
所以这一直是莫妮卡的床
你现在只是注意到自我
参与程度
你好吧，如果这张床不是新的那么
怎么会有
床垫上的塑料有时不好
梦想嘿
嘿你在这儿做什么呢我我
想了很多关于你所说的话，嗯
我意识到我可能有点
评判是啊哦但是哦现在宝贝
记住嘿他们只是在实现
他们的圣诞节命运当然
是的
好吧，哎呀，一个看起来不太
实现哦，那是呃那是
个旧的，他只是把它带到后面
你把旧的放在后面，
所以
辅助，但我们必须为
新的腾出空间，所以老
家伙会发生什么，他们进入
切碎机井，我有一种感觉，
并不像
听起来那么快乐
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不嘿嘿
嘿 CU 我必须和某人分手
好吧，杰森很敏感，但现在
文斯和文斯也有你
知道的身体
所以这真的只是关于
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数学 杰森是的，来吧
[笑声]
哦菲比，你在
电话上听起来有点严肃，呃，有什么问题
努-呃呃，有人在
天花板上的门口 H 那是我们令人难以置信的大声
楼上的邻居，是的，他占据了
地毯，现在你可以听到一切
但你为什么不上去问问
他轻轻地走一下
拜托，我已经有五次了，但是
那家伙太迷人了，我去那里
大喊大叫，然后最后向他道歉
哦，那是
愚蠢的，我会去那里，我会告诉他
别说话，好吧，做我的客人，洛
好吧好吧好吧
好吧如果你真的想知道
我是怎么做到的我会
确定当你把卡还给我时
你没有看到的是我看着它
速度如此之快，肉眼看不见
我刚刚做了
它刚刚做了
在这里我会放慢速度，以便你们
可以看到它准备好了
是的，我是我的朋友，我们一切
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你感到
非常感谢
你嘿，我可以问你一件事吗
好吧，你完全可以说不，但是嗯
如果我安排罗斯
和我的朋友约会，你可以吗
邦妮，她一直认为罗斯
真的很可爱，现在你们两个不
在一起，她问我是否可以安排
，但如果你不喜欢哪一个
又是邦妮了，你还记得两年前我的
生日派对上的她吗，她是的
中等身高，中等身材，秃头
哦，那很好，很好，对你有好处
所有
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[掌声]
是的，哦，这令人沮丧，我想我
刚刚从
之一买了一个软椒盐卷饼
成名的孩子们准备好去看电影了，嗯，噢，
这是邦妮
嗨，这是邦妮，这是邦妮，你是
邦妮，如果你愿意的话，我可以给你看身份证
不，你看起来和
我上次见到你时很不一样，哦，是的，我
刚刚又开始穿胸罩了，哦，
一定是
很好，我希望你今晚玩得开心
也谢谢你
好吧，你说她很大胆，是的，她
秃头，她不是
现在你怎么能不告诉我，她
有头发，我不知道，我几乎从来没有说过
关于人的事哦，好吧，这只是
完美，好吧，对不起，我以为你
说没关系，是的，我说这是好吧
当我以为她是个奇怪的秃头
小妞时，我的意思是你知道那个女孩的
头发遍布
头上，也许这不会成功
罗斯不喜欢她的个性，为什么
她性格不好，哦不
邦妮是
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最好，那么罗斯怎么样，嗯，怎么样？
邦妮哦，我必须告诉你，我根本没想到会喜欢她
我的意思是，我
实际上没想到会喜欢任何人
，但她真的很棒哦
这太
不好，不，我是说我喜欢她，是的，你
知道里面还有什么鱼吗？
海贼，我觉得她很棒，好吧
我们又出去了，好吧，我听到你了
你能谈论
任何事情吗
否则好吧，你宁愿住在一个出汗的巨人的
衬衫口袋里还是里面
他的淋浴
排水哦我的上帝菲比看看罗斯在
那个
女孩大不看那是一条线
一群蚂蚁，他们是一个团队
宝贝，对啊，哇哦，看起来
罗斯要和她分手了，我希望他
让她轻松点，我们走吧，宝贝
看看他们没有分手
看看他们，好吧，你知道
那是第二次约会
那就是，看看她
只是把她的手放在他的大腿上哦不
那真的没什么，她非常
在性方面
好斗的宝贝，这都是你的错
现在他爱她，他要娶她
这都是你的
错，你说没关系，你说她
是
秃头是没关系
宝贝我们我们不能让它发生吗
好吧，我们必须做点什么，但是
我们必须让他们分手好吧，你只要
进去，就像剃光她的头一样，你
我一个大胆的
女孩，好吧，首先
呼吸，其次，我不明白
不是你决定你
不想和
罗斯在一起吗是的，他不是你的朋友吗
你希望他
快乐
是的
所以我只是你我没想到他会
如此快乐所以
很快
哦哦不，哦我们杀了他们
所有哦谁什么是的我知道我想要什么
问你嗯你可以卷起你的
舌头吗因为我可以，我妈妈不能
，我以为你知道我认为
是我从我们爸爸那里得到的东西
好吧，等等你的意思是
这个是的，你也可以做到
是的，你没有这样做，哦，好吧
是的，我妈妈可以，我
不能，所以我们没有
2 月 16 日是你的生日
我认识一个人，他是 18 号
，
是你的 10 月
25 号，与
万圣节是同一个月，所以嗯，你喜欢在
...
家里做些什么事情 融化东西
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好吧，融化你的意思是
融化了，是的，这就像艺术一样，是的，你
可以融化
艺术嘿，我可以用你的
手机吗，确定你想打电话给什么
你妈妈不，我想融化
它哦，嗯，不是现在
你知道我想我只是要去
去睡觉吧，觉得烟雾让我
头疼，所以是的
是的，晚上，兄弟好
晚上
这里只是
案例哦
很棒嗯钱德勒
这是罗伯特哦嘿嘿嘿你这里有
口红哦没关系它是
我的我们刚刚
接吻了所以穿
短裤不是有点冷吗我来自加利福尼亚对
对有时你们会突然爆发
火焰我起来了我起来了我还没起床
现在有人想要什么我要吗
咖啡是的，我也是，是的，做那三个
好吧，罗斯你为什么不和我一起来
我
好吧，你怎么了
罗伯特来了
你说他是什么意思
他是同性恋
他从短裤里出来了
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那个男人正在展示什么
大脑你确定坚持住
对不起，伙计们，那是一杯咖啡和
一杯咖啡好吧，我们可以写下来
你不不，不会的
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必要哇
是的是的
是的，我们该做什么，我们该做什么，我
假设我们只是尽量不直接看
，就像
...
日食一样，哦，是我，是我，我没有
想要发出任何噪音，然后不要打破
，对不起，你在这儿做什么，我
无法填充你的冰块
托盘什么
嗯，好吧，好吧
看，我从你的
冰箱里拍了这张照片，好吧，因为我知道这是
我的父亲，是的，这是弗兰克·自助餐，
你就站在
他旁边，现在看起来我应该知道我
来自哪里，所以如果你能帮助
我找到我的父亲，那么你应该
否则你只是
的意思是所以告诉我真相吧
对了，那张照片里的男人是查克
马尼恩，我的父亲是查克
马尼恩不不这就是查克·曼尼恩，我
去年我卖给了他一栋房子，我
非常抱歉，但我真的不知道
你父亲在哪里，这就是
真相
哦，但嗯，你是
对的，我认为一个人应该知道
他们来自哪里
这就是为什么我
呃
呃
好吧，我是你的
妈妈
你知道我昨天想告诉你
，但我只是你知道我感觉浑身
软弱
抱歉，我呃，我吓到你了哦
那是
好吧，顺便说一句，我只是在检查
淋浴按摩器
是的，嘿，我试图在工作时联系你
发生了
火灾，天哪，天哪，我们相信它
...
起源于
这里的香气
房间，好吧，每个人都明白了
好吧，草案还好，
海盗也是如此，这是什么，不，别看你
不想看到
福斯特下面有什么木偶
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得到
你知道Rachel有趣的事情实际上呃
终点区开始了那根杆所以你
5T短所以我们
[掌声]
赢了等等等等等等等等所以解释一下
给我一些东西，如果没有人
标记Rachel那么这个地方不是还在
去嘿
我给你拿了东西，打开它
打开
好吧，这是一只
鸡，它很可爱，哇哇哇哇，你们
伙计们，你们了解小鸡吗
鸡不
女人
不，好吧，他们是一个巨大的
责任，尤其是在这个年纪
他们需要持续的照顾，他们
需要恰到好处的照顾食物和很多和
很多爱哦，没问题
很容易
莱尼为什么不是
蜘蛛侠，你像戈德曼一样认识
西尔弗曼，因为这不是他的姓氏
名字不是不，不像菲尔
蜘蛛侠，他是蜘蛛
你知道的，就像戈德曼是一个
姓氏，但没有黄金
男人哦好吧，应该有一个金人
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重点词汇
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waxing ˈwæksɪŋ A2 |
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threshold ˈθreʃhoʊld B1 |
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judgmental ˈdʒʌdʒmɛntəl B1 |
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coincidence koʊˈɪnsɪdəns A2 |
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exclusive ɪkˈskluːsɪv A2 |
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fulfill fʊlˈfɪl A2 |
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sensitive ˈsɛnsɪtɪv A2 |
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terrific təˈrɪfɪk A2 |
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aggressive əˈɡrɛsɪv A2 |
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eclipse ɪˈklɪps B1 |
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fumes fjuːmz A2 |
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flame fleɪm A1 |
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responsibility rɪˌspɑːn(t)səˈbɪlɪti A2 |
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art ɑːrt A1 |
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kiss kɪs A1 |
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coffee ˈkɔːfi A1 |
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重点语法结构
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thanks okay I'm setting the phone down but I'm still here just don't go anywhere I'm still here
➔ 现在进行时表示正在进行的动作，使用“just”来强调紧迫性。
➔ “I'm setting the phone down”这句话使用现在进行时（“am setting”）来描述*现在*正在发生的动作。“Just don't go anywhere”使用“just”来创造一种紧迫感和即时感——说话者希望对方*现在*留下来。
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okay it not painfree no it was painful oh my God
➔ 使用“not”的否定结构，使用“oh my God”的强调性陈述，将“painfree”用作形容词。
➔ 这句话表明了对期望的修正。最初的陈述“okay it not painfree”在语法上是不正确的，但反映了说话者的最初想法。修正后的“no it was painful”提供了准确的信息。“Oh my God”是一种表达强烈情感的感叹词。
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yeah well I don't think you can make that statement unless you've been kicked in an area the God only meant to be treated nicely
➔ 情态动词“think”表达观点，条件从句（“unless”），习语（“the God only meant to be treated nicely”）。
➔ 这句话使用条件结构（“unless you've been kicked...”）来限定一个陈述。“the God only meant to be treated nicely”这个短语是一种幽默和委婉的方式来指代身体敏感区域。
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well I think women just have a lower threshold for pain than men that's all I mean
➔ 比较形容词（“lower”），使用“just”作为话语标记来缓和可能引起争议的陈述。
➔ 这句话提出了关于疼痛耐受力的概括。在结尾使用“just”试图通过将其表达为说话者的观点来减轻该陈述可能具有的冒犯性。
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