Hey, Gina. You know any scalpers? I want
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to ask Rosa to go to the Rihanna concert
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with me, but it's sold out.
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>> Okay, two points to make here. First,
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Rihanna, you and then Rihanna.
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>> Yeah. What's your second point?
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>> She's got a type, which is really anyone
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>> Yeah, that was my ex-wife's type, too.
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>> Look, a Rihanna concert's a pretty big
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swing, man. I don't know. She's into
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watching old movies.
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>> Cool. Where would I find a place that
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>> Oh, yeah. Just go on the internet and
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search for the phrase, "I want to buy
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two movie tickets for a girl who doesn't
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>> Hey, Rosa. Rosa. Rosa. Um, I I I just
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happen to notice that uh there's an old
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movie festival play at the film forum
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>> Sure. Cool. Awesome. There's a bunch of
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movie options. I'll probably just go
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with something classic like Citizen
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>> Citizen Kane is terrible. Pick a good
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>> Good call. Smart.
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>> I'll do it. I'll pick a better movie
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>> So, what movie did you get us tickets
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>> Oh, well, just to be safe, I bought
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tickets to all of them.
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>> Just to be safe. What does that mean?
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>> I don't know. Uh, I didn't want to mess
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up because you're sort of opinionated.
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>> You think I'm opinionated? Okay, here's
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an opinion for you. You're a bad judge
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of character and your shirt looks like
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>> So, we can go see North by Northwest.
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>> We're not seeing a movie together.
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>> Good call. Smart. Keep it fresh.
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>> Here. I feel bad that you spent all that
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money on the movie tickets. Why don't
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you just go to the movies with me?
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Well, this is awkward.
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>> It's not awkward.
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I like your company. You're sweet.
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>> I just want to apologize for my fellow
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detectives behavior. Okay. My granny
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>> I feel that I will die soon.
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>> She was right. She died 2 years later.
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>> Your sincere belief in my gift means a
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>> the woman you love, the one you work
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with, the scary one with the black hair,
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>> She doesn't love you back. She will
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never love you back.
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>> Say thank you, Charles. She just told
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>> Thank you. I hate to be the bearer of
02:44
bad news, but your psychic friend's
02:46
predictions about the drug case were
02:49
wrong, which means all of her
02:50
predictions are wrong. Mm- No way. She's
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>> We found the cocaine behind a green
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hamper. Never said green or the letter
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>> She said blue and yellow. Charles, I
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don't know if there's any
03:03
kindergarteners present, but those two
03:04
colors combined make green. She also
03:06
mentioned the letters L and B. And
03:09
another name for a hamper is
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>> Lady Bin Laundry Basket.
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>> Little boo boo. Can you go be depressed
03:20
over there? You're buming out my whole
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>> So, what are you doing tonight?
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>> What about you are doing tonight?
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>> Well, I hope you find something to do.
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I'm going to pee. That's what I'm doing
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Santiago, can we please, please just
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>> What if Captain Hol and Jake are coming
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>> Hang on, I have a toast.
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>> I am thankful to have someone in my life
03:57
who gives me a reason to get out of bed
04:00
every morning, and I hope that my
04:01
relationship with this person will only
04:04
>> Who are you talking about?
04:10
Okay, enough is enough. I'm eating.
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>> Potatoes, [clears throat]
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butter, a little milk, and I ran out of
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salt, so I use baking soda.
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>> Why wouldn't you? They're both white
04:30
powders. Of course, they're
04:32
>> Hitchcock farts nonstop.
04:40
God, crazy day, huh?
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>> I hate small talk. It's drinking
04:46
>> Man, you were totally right about the
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cocaine. And you were also right about
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>> The woman who doesn't love him back.
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>> Yes, that woman.
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>> You know, it can be a burden to always
05:04
know what's going to happen in the
05:05
>> Don't get out of the chair. I just had a
05:08
vision of you leaving this chair and
05:10
getting seriously injured.
05:11
>> I should probably will you back to your
05:14
>> That is a great idea.
05:17
>> Will you off a bridge? I'm kidding. Oh,
05:17
You're alone for life.
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>> Yes. What's up with the chair?
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>> Um Carlen predicted if I get out of this
05:30
chair, I'd get badly hurt, so I'm not
05:33
chancing it. Oh man, there's no more
05:36
>> What'd you do that for?
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>> There. Now you're hurt in this chair.
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You can get hurt anywhere, Bole. And if
05:45
you do, it won't be because some shoe
05:48
salesman predicted it.
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You make your own destiny.
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>> Carlen, what's wrong, Gina? Rosa said it
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herself. If I'm in charge of my own
06:05
destiny, that means she wants me to make
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>> But Carlen was also right. You did get
06:09
hurt cuz Rosa punched you. And the fact
06:12
that Rosa punched you means she does not
06:14
>> No. No. She punched me to prove Carlen
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>> Oh, wait. I take it back. She definitely
06:21
is into you. So much chemistry.
06:23
>> I know. It's crazy.
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If things go south, I just want you to
06:30
know it's been an honor being able to
06:32
>> Yes. What cute little nickname do you
06:37
>> Sorry you missed your flight.
06:45
>> I have a backup flight in 4 hours.
06:47
>> Got to flush him out. We got his number
06:54
now. Call his phone.
06:56
>> That is H's phone. I repeat, everyone,
07:11
converge on that ringtone.
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>> He's heading north on track 17.
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Hey, when this is all over, we should
07:25
take a train trip together just for fun.
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>> GO, GO, GO, GO, GO.
07:32
>> Thought about you every day I was in
07:41
jail, just like you said. I thought
07:42
about pointing a gun at you and pulling
07:44
kind of LIKE [screaming]
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>> Terry's back. Terry's back.
07:52
>> Nice work, Jeff.
07:56
>> Captain, you're doing it. You're
07:59
>> I need an ambulance. Boils down.
08:05
>> What happened? Am I dead?
08:09
>> You saved my life.
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>> Detective Boer, I just wanted to say
08:27
congratulations. Your medal was welld
08:29
>> Thank you, sir. Your breath is terrible.
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>> Charles, can I speak with you?
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>> Hey, where's Rosa? I haven't seen her
08:36
all night. Did you know my wife pays me
08:39
>> Okay, let's take a seat. I'm going to
08:42
keep an eye on you all night, little
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>> Rosa. Why are you sequestered over by
08:46
this old cell phone?
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>> I'm avoiding Bole in his truth bombs.
08:50
>> I sometimes worry I'm going to become
08:52
>> Keeps saying he wants to talk to me. I'm
08:57
afraid he's going to tell me he loves me
08:58
or propose marriage or something.
09:00
>> Oh my god, that makes me kind of want to
09:02
cry. He dove in front of those bullets
09:04
for me. I can't be mean to him. I
09:06
watched him make coffee for 28 minutes
09:09
this morning, but also can't lead him
09:11
on. Captain Holt told me not to let him
09:13
get hurt tonight, so I'll keep him away
09:15
>> Have you seen Rosa?
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>> Rosa died 8 years ago. Come on, let's
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>> Hey, I need to talk to you.
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>> Uh-oh, it's happening.
09:32
>> Remember when I took those bullets for
09:35
>> Okay, let's do this. I think you're
09:37
sweet. I didn't know it was you.
09:39
When I jumped in front of those bullets,
09:42
I didn't know who I was protecting. I
09:44
just saw a gun and an NYPD vest, and so
09:46
I dove on instinct. You've been extra
09:48
nice to me because you thought I'd risk
09:51
my life for you. But I only did what
09:52
every good cop would do.
09:54
When you finally go out with me, and you
09:57
will, it'll be because I do things that
09:59
only Charles Bole would do.
10:01
Um, actually I have a coat in here. It's
10:09
uh it's like it's actually I see it.
10:12
It's like it's blue. It's like right.
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>> Hey Rosa, better follow me under E for
10:16
>> My ex-wife and her fianceé go to Jamaica
10:24
all the time. The theme of their party
10:26
is Jamaican me marry you. So good. So, I
10:28
still don't have a date. Unless this
10:33
sweet maze head has changed your mind.
10:35
>> I think we both know it hasn't.
10:37
>> We do. Fair enough. [clears throat]
10:39
>> Looking good, boy.
10:41
>> That's not a good sign.
10:43
>> Rosa, you changed your mind.
10:47
>> I blew off my date and instead I'm going
10:49
to spend a hellish evening in a Jamaican
10:51
torture chamber with you.
10:53
>> Yeah. Here's what's about to happen.
10:55
We're going to go to this terrible
10:57
party. I'm going to laugh at all your
10:58
jokes. I'm going to talk about your
10:59
medal of valor and I'm going to make you
11:00
look like a Jamaican god of rhythm.
11:02
>> Sebastian from Little Mermaid.
11:03
>> Also, tomorrow I'm going to help you
11:05
find a new apartment. Can't live in your
11:08
ex-wife's basement anymore.
11:09
>> Wow. Respect, man. I'm going to read you
11:11
my toast in the car.
11:14
>> You're giving a toast?
11:16
>> More like we're giving a toast.
11:17
>> Hey, my flight is at 8 tonight. It's
11:21
domestic. Think I'll be safe if I get to
11:23
the airport 5 hours early.
11:25
>> Five? No way. You got to do seven. Seven
11:27
>> Seven. I knew it. Yeah.
11:30
>> Why are you going on a singles cruise? I
11:31
thought you were into Rosa.
11:33
>> Well, I am, but I've begun to feel like
11:34
there's a slight chance Rosa may not
11:36
love me back. Hey, how about we grab
11:39
some dinner tonight? Just you and me.
11:41
>> That's nice. And I like you as a person,
11:43
but I'm just not interested in you
11:45
>> Julio, hey, what's say you we grab a
11:48
>> You're starting to make this weird. I'm
11:51
not into you that way. And I have a
11:53
>> Gotcha. [music] Rain check. a rose for
11:55
>> Listen to me. The healthy thing for you
11:59
>> So, we both decided the healthy thing
12:03
for me to do is to just move on.
12:06
>> I'm impressed, Charles. That's very
12:08
>> Thanks. You know, it's funny. I realized
12:10
>> Nope. Don't get comfy. This wasn't an
12:13
invitation to keep talking.
12:14
>> Gotcha. Rain check on the combo. Yeah.
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