i have left dunder mifflin after many
00:01
record-breaking years and i am
00:03
officially
00:05
on the job market and it's very exciting
00:06
for your convenience i've broken it down
00:09
into three parts
00:10
professional resume athletic and special
00:12
skills resume and
00:14
dwight troop trivia i am ready to face
00:16
any challenges that might be foolish
00:19
enough to face me
00:20
how would i describe myself three words
00:22
hard-working
00:24
alpha male jackhammer
00:26
merciless insatiable there's nothing on
00:30
my horizon except everything
00:33
everything is on my horizon i got this
00:35
job to make some money while i continue
00:38
my employment search
00:40
and uh it's fine for the time being
00:41
oops break's over
00:45
big turkey
00:56
[Applause]
00:58
[Music]
01:07
all four parts recorded on my computer
01:10
it took me forever nice job thank you
01:13
much lee
01:17
[Music]
01:20
i called it myself just let you get a
01:28
kick out of the new ring
01:30
yikes side note just like to say i'm
01:31
thrilled to be working directly beneath
01:34
you
01:36
i feel i have a lot to learn from you
01:36
even though you're younger and have
01:38
less experience so
01:40
here's to the future andy and the tudor
01:44
any and the tuna
01:49
oh
01:52
mr white
02:00
congratulations universe you win
02:03
hello son if you're watching this that
02:08
means i'm already dead
02:10
life is over i don't know it's going to
02:13
be a boy how would you stop interrupting
02:15
please
02:17
yesterday i was scraping some gunk off
02:18
my wall sockets with a metal fork
02:21
and i gave myself the nastiest shock
02:23
and when i came to i had an epiphany
02:27
life is precious and if i die
02:32
i want my son
02:37
to know the dealio dealio of life
02:42
here are some things that i want to
02:46
teach you that your mother won't be able
02:48
to
02:49
to jump start a car first pop the hood
02:50
then you take these bad boys and clip
02:53
them
02:56
anywhere on the engine then you take
02:57
these
03:00
and clip them wherever
03:01
number eight learn how to take off a
03:06
woman's bra what we will demonstrate on
03:08
pam no
03:10
and no come on you just twist your hand
03:11
until something breaks
03:16
oh well you get the picture thanks pam
03:19
and remember no matter what i will
03:25
always love you what if he's a murderer
03:26
he's not going to be a murderer maybe
03:29
that's how you die you know what
03:31
dwight do you want to do this or no i
03:33
want to do with this
03:36
okay from the top ready
03:37
three action ah
03:40
damn that's another file i'm gonna have
03:44
to reboot
03:47
again
03:48
[Music]
03:49
hey dwight do you want an altoid what do
03:52
you think
03:54
in school we learned about this
03:59
scientist who trained dogs to salivate
04:01
at the sound of a bell
04:03
by feeding them whenever a bell rang so
04:04
for the past couple weeks i've been
04:08
conducting a
04:09
similar experiment
04:10
dwight moreno okay
04:14
halton sure
04:20
been twice
04:24
[Music]
04:30
what are you doing i
04:35
what i don't know i well
04:39
my mouth tastes so bad all of a sudden
04:43
oh hey kevin nice of you to join us
04:52
where were you
04:54
my tire blew out on the way here michael
04:55
huh i almost
04:57
died i went into this skid pop quiz
04:58
what why is today a special day i almost
05:01
died today is a special day
05:04
because i am being honored as
05:06
a visiting professor
05:10
special lecturer emeritus how did you
05:14
how did how do
05:16
you will be a guest speaker in my
05:17
emerging enterprises class
05:20
in business school kevin
05:21
business school wow if you bring your
05:25
boss to class it automatically
05:27
bumps you up a full letter grade so
05:29
i'd be stupid not to do it right a boss
05:33
is like a teacher and i am like the cool
05:38
teacher
05:41
like mr handel mr handel would
05:42
hang out with us and he would tell us
05:46
awesome jokes
05:48
and he actually hooked up with one of
05:49
the students
05:51
and then like 12 other kids came forward
05:53
it was in all the papers
05:55
really ruined eighth grade for us
05:58
can you confirm that the straps are
06:04
tight
06:06
yes but this and now
06:08
the chains
06:11
a lot of people think that magic camp is
06:14
just for kids and that's why so many
06:16
other people in my class were kids
06:18
self-fulfilling prophecy it's um
06:21
really for anybody with a dream
06:24
and a belief in magic and a little extra
06:27
time after school
06:31
and now michael the magic will attempt
06:36
to escape
06:40
from extreme bondage can he do it
06:41
i don't see how he can i know how he'll
06:45
dislocate his shoulder and slip his arm
06:47
out no
06:49
no everyone now count down with me
06:51
three sorry quick thing so is it true
06:54
that if you can't get out you don't want
06:57
anyone to help you
06:59
i will get out oh yes i will
07:00
so we shouldn't help you no matter how
07:04
much you might beg and please no all
07:06
right
07:07
just this is getting hot so let's just
07:07
do this okay ready three
07:09
two one go
07:12
[Applause]
07:40
is everything okay michael
07:43
yes i cannot tell you
07:46
how i plan to escape other than by using
07:50
magic that is the magician's code
07:54
separately on an unrelated note if you
08:01
happen to find a small
08:03
brass key
08:05
so do you want to see it or not i don't
08:12
know i like
08:13
friday night crowds oh my god you're
08:15
like agoraphobic
08:17
agoraphobic yeah really yeah you would
08:19
rather
08:22
sit on your couch and watch a philly's
08:23
game then go out to a movie with your
08:25
awesome girlfriend
08:26
absolutely correct later gem kev have a
08:27
good weekend yeah
08:30
okay bye okay so this is what's gonna
08:30
happen you're gonna suck it up here we
08:33
go
08:35
and we're gonna go to dinner okay and
08:35
then we're gonna go to the movies
08:36
hey helper
08:38
hey
08:41
right right
08:46
pam please call security
08:57
every day for eight years i have brought
09:00
pepper spray into this office to protect
09:03
myself and my fellow employees
09:05
and every day for eight years people
09:07
have laughed at me
09:10
well who's laughing now
09:11
good morning pam oh welcome back andy
09:18
drew i'm drew now oh
09:21
drew sorry apology not
09:24
accepted because it wasn't even
09:28
necessary in the first place
09:31
several weeks ago andy bernard had an
09:34
incident
09:37
but after five weeks in anger management
09:41
i'm back
09:43
and i've got a new attitude and a new
09:44
name
09:46
and a bunch of new techniques for
09:48
dealing with the grumpies
09:51
morning jim hey andy how are you man
09:52
good drew what's that you can call me
09:56
drew
10:00
no i'm not gonna call you that cool
10:01
i can't control what you do i can only
10:05
control what i do
10:06
andy drew
10:08
dwight how's it going man
10:13
yes i have decided to shun andy bernard
10:18
for the next three years
10:21
which i'm looking forward to it's an
10:22
amish technique
10:24
it's like slapping someone with silence
10:26
i was shunned from the age of four until
10:28
my sixth birthday
10:30
for not saving the excess oil from a can
10:31
of tuna
10:33
jim could you please inform andy bernard
10:34
that he is being shunned andy
10:37
dwight says welcome back and he could
10:40
use a hug
10:42
okay tell him that that's not true
10:43
dwight says that he actually doesn't
10:45
know one single fact about bear attacks
10:47
okay no jim tell him bears can climb
10:49
faster than they can run
10:51
jim tell him andy
10:54
that's too far damn you
10:57
it's kind of blurry
11:14
that's better
11:19
question what kind of bear is best
11:26
that's a ridiculous question false black
11:30
bear
11:33
well that's debatable there are
11:33
basically two schools of thought fact
11:35
bears eat beets bears
11:37
beats battlestar galactica bears do not
11:41
what is going on what are you doing last
11:44
week i was in a drug store and i saw
11:48
these glasses
11:49
uh four dollars and it only cost me
11:50
seven dollars to recreate the rest of
11:54
the ensemble and that's a grand total of
11:55
eleven dollars you know what imitation
11:59
is the most sincere form of flattery so
12:02
i thank you
12:04
identity theft is not a joke jim
12:07
millions of families suffer every year
12:09
michael oh that's funny michael
12:12
hey
12:17
oh what's this that is demerit
12:23
jim halpert tardiness oh
12:27
i love it already you got to learn jim
12:30
you are second in command but that does
12:32
not put you above the law oh i
12:34
understand
12:35
and i also have lots of questions like
12:36
what does a demerit mean
12:38
let's put it this way you do not want to
12:41
receive three of those
12:43
three demerits and you'll receive a
12:44
citation now that sounds serious oh it
12:46
is serious
12:48
five citations and you're looking at a
12:50
violation four of those and you'll
12:51
receive a verbal warning
12:54
keep it up and you're looking at a
12:55
written warning two of those
12:56
that'll land you in a world of hurt in
12:59
the form of a disciplinary review
13:01
written up by me and placed on the desk
13:03
of my immediate superior which would be
13:05
me
13:07
that is correct okay i want a copy on my
13:09
desk
13:11
by the end of the day or you will
13:12
receive a full desatulation
13:14
what's a dis what's that
13:17
oh you don't want to know
13:21
okay where does it hurt just all over
13:29
i don't want to do anything dying
13:33
no that's not how it works you have to
13:36
point to a specific part of the body
13:38
right there abdomen
13:40
menses maybe the uterus contracts after
13:44
your egg passes
13:47
through it not it i don't have eggs so
13:48
when did this start
13:50
about 10 minutes ago when i came in with
13:51
the paperwork
13:53
um about 40 times a year michael gets
13:54
really sick but has no symptoms
13:57
dwight is always gravely concerned
14:00
oh is it possible you ate food that
14:03
contained animal waste
14:05
it's possible michael uh david wallace
14:06
is on line one
14:10
see a phone oh all right
14:11
everybody out out out okay
14:14
to what do i owe this great honor david
14:17
wallace michael
14:19
i am calling it
14:21
jan is jan there
14:25
janet out of town right now oh you sigh
14:28
like jan
14:30
i broke jan's heart david and i feel
14:33
awful it was
14:35
it was never my intention to ruin a life
14:37
but you know what
14:40
sometimes michael you just gots to get
14:43
your freak on
14:46
michael yeah michael hmm i am calling
14:47
to see if you would come down and
14:51
interview for a job
14:52
we have opening up in corporate really
14:54
a week from today bring your first
14:57
quarter stats and your recommendation
14:59
for who take over the scranton branch
15:01
wow i wish i had prepared something
15:03
to say that's not necessary god
15:07
guide you in your quest
15:10
yes
15:14
david oh michael are we all set
15:19
isn't our interview tomorrow
15:24
yes i just happened to be in the
15:29
neighborhood thought i'd drop in
15:31
say hello happen to be in midtown
15:33
manhattan
15:34
i thought i'd catch a show no no work
15:36
day
15:39
no you know what
15:40
since i'm here let me ask you a few
15:44
questions about
15:45
the job okay um how many people are you
15:47
interviewing
15:50
you're only interviewing branch managers
15:51
and some lower level company people
15:53
ah well good out of curiosity are you
15:55
interviewing anyone
15:58
who has been here longer than i have or
15:59
manages more people
16:01
i don't think so great one more question
16:02
when you merged those branches who did
16:06
you put in charge
16:08
i believe we put you in charge all right
16:09
no further questions okay michael okay i
16:13
am really looking forward to our
16:15
interview
16:16
and i'm really looking forward to
16:17
working with you
16:18
i have got it made in the shade
16:24
i know this company the other branch
16:27
managers are total morons
16:28
hey pam yeah i forgot what day the
16:30
interview was i drove to new york
16:32
accidentally be like three hours late
16:33
you
16:55
歌词与翻译
[中文]
在打破许多
记录后，我离开了dunder mifflin，我
正式
进入就业市场，这非常令人兴奋
为了您的方便，我将其
分为三部分
专业简历、运动和特殊
技能简历和
德怀特部队琐事，我已准备好面对
任何可能愚蠢的挑战
足以面对我
我该如何用三个词来形容自己
勤奋
阿尔法男性手提钻
无情的贪得无厌除了一切
我的地平线上什么都没有
一切都在我的地平线上我得到了这份
工作来赚钱，同时继续
我的求职
呃暂时还好
哎呀休息结束了
大火鸡
[掌声]
[音乐]
所有四个部分都记录在我的电脑上
我花了很长时间干得很好谢谢
很多李
[音乐]
我自己这么称呼它只是让你从新的戒指中获得
踢
哎呀旁注只是想说我
很高兴能直接在
你的手下工作
我觉得我有很多东西要向你学习
即使你更年轻，
经验也更少，所以
这是为未来的安迪和都铎
任何和金枪鱼
哦
怀特先生
恭喜你赢得了宇宙
你好儿子，如果你正在看这个
意味着我已经死了
生命结束了，我不知道这将是
是一个男孩，你怎么能停止打扰
拜托
昨天我正在用金属叉子刮掉一些粘稠物
我的墙上插座
我给了自己最可怕的震惊
当我醒来时我顿悟了
生命是宝贵的，如果我死了
我希望我的儿子
知道生命的意义
这里有一些我想
教给你的事情，你妈妈不会
到
启动汽车，先打开引擎盖
然后你带着这些坏男孩并夹住
他们
在引擎上的任何地方，然后你拿着
这些
并在任何地方夹住它们
第八号学习如何脱掉
女人的胸罩，我们将在
帕姆没有
上演示，不来吧，你只要扭动你的手
直到东西坏掉
哦，好吧，你拍到照片了，谢谢帕姆
，记住，无论如何，我都会
永远爱你，如果他是杀人犯的话
他不会成为杀人犯也许
你就这样死了你知道什么
德怀特你想做这个还是不做我
想做这个
好的从顶部准备好
三个动作啊
该死的这是另一个文件我要
重新启动
再次
[音乐]
嘿，德怀特，你想要一个altoid吗
你认为
在学校里我们了解到了这位
科学家，他训练狗在铃声响起时
流口水
，每当铃声一响就给它们喂食，所以
在过去的几周里，我一直在
进行
类似的实验
德怀特·莫尔诺
哈顿肯定
去过两次
[音乐]
你在做什么，我
我不知道什么
我的嘴突然变味了
哦嘿凯文，很高兴你能加入我们
你在哪里
我的轮胎在来这里的路上爆了，迈克尔
嗯，我差一点
死了，我参加了这个小测验
为什么今天是一个特殊的日子，我差点
今天去世是一个特殊的日子
因为我被授予
客座教授
名誉特别讲师
怎么样
你将成为我商学院
新兴企业课程
的客座演讲者凯文
商学院哇，如果你带你的
老板来上课，它会自动
让你提高一个完整的字母等级，所以
我会愚蠢地不做正确的事情老板
就像一个老师，我就像一个很酷的
老师
就像亨德尔先生，亨德尔先生会
和我们一起出去玩，他会告诉我们
很棒的笑话
他实际上和
学生
中的一个发生了关系，然后像其他12个孩子一样站出来
它出现在所有报纸上
真的毁了我们的八年级
你能确认带子
紧
是的，但是这个和现在
锁链
很多人认为魔法营
只适合孩子，这就是为什么这么多人
我班上的其他人都是孩子
自我实现的预言，嗯
真的适合任何有梦想的人
和对魔法的信仰以及一点额外的
放学后的时间
现在魔法迈克尔将尝试
逃离
极端的束缚，他能做到吗
我不知道他怎么能我知道他会怎么做
让他的肩膀脱臼，让他的手臂滑落
出去，不
不，大家现在和我一起倒数
三个抱歉，这是真的吗
如果你出不来，你就不需要
任何人来帮助你
我会出去，哦，是的，我会
所以，无论你如何
乞求，我们都不应该帮助你，请不要所有人
对
这已经很热了，所以让我们
做好准备，三
二一开始
[掌声]
一切都好迈克尔
是的，我不能告诉你
我计划如何逃脱，除了使用
魔法，这是魔术师的代码
在不相关的纸条上单独使用，如果你
碰巧找到一把小
黄铜钥匙
，所以你想看吗？我不
知道我喜欢
周五晚上的人群哦天哪，你
喜欢广场恐惧症
广场恐惧症是的，真的是的，你会
宁愿
坐在沙发上看一场费城的
比赛，然后和你的人一起出去看电影
很棒的女朋友
绝对正确以后宝石凯夫有一个
周末愉快是的
好吧再见好吧所以这就是
发生的事情你会在这里忍耐我们
去
我们要去吃晚饭好吧
然后我们去看电影
嘿帮手
嘿
对对对
帕姆请打电话给保安
，八年来我每天都带着
胡椒喷雾进入这个办公室，以保护
我自己和我的同事
八年来，每天都有人
嘲笑我
现在谁在笑
早上好，帕姆哦，欢迎回来，安迪
画了，我现在画了哦
抱歉，道歉没有
接受，因为它根本就没有
必要
几周前，安迪·伯纳德发生了
事件
，但经过五周的愤怒管理
，我回来了
，我有了新的态度和新的
名字
，还有一堆
处理脾气暴躁的新技术
早上好，吉姆嘿安迪，你好吗，伙计
好德鲁，你可以叫我什么
德鲁
不，我不会叫你那么酷
我无法控制你做什么，我只能
控制我做什么
安迪·德鲁
德怀特，怎么样，伙计
是的，我决定在未来三年内避开安迪·伯纳德
...
哪个我很期待这是一种
阿米什技术
这就像用沉默打某人一巴掌
我从四岁起一直被回避，直到
我六岁生日
因为没有从罐头
金枪鱼中节省多余的油
吉姆你能告诉安迪·伯纳德
他被回避了安迪
德怀特说欢迎回来，他可以
拥抱一下
好吧，告诉他那不是真的
德怀特说他实际上不
知道关于熊袭击的一个事实
好吧，没有吉姆告诉他熊爬的速度
比奔跑的速度
吉姆告诉他安迪
那太远了，该死的你
这有点像模糊
那更好
问题哪种熊最好
这是一个荒谬的问题假黑
熊
好吧，这是有争议的
基本上有两种思想流派事实
熊吃甜菜熊
击败太空堡垒卡拉狄加熊不吃甜菜
发生了什么事，你在做什么，上
周我在一家药店，我看到了
这些眼镜
呃四美元，而我只花了
七美元来重新制作
整体的其余部分，总共花了
十一美元，你知道模仿
是最真诚的奉承形式，所以
我谢谢你
身份盗窃不是笑话吉姆
每年有数百万个家庭受苦
迈克尔哦，这很有趣迈克尔
嘿
哦，这是什么过失
吉姆哈尔珀特迟到哦
我已经喜欢了，你必须学习吉姆
你是第二把手，但这并不
让你凌驾于法律之上哦我
明白
我还有很多问题，例如
记过意味着什么
让我们这么说吧，您不想
受到
三个记分中的三个，然后您现在会收到
罚单，听起来很严重哦，
很严重
五个罚单，您正在查看
违规行为，其中有四次，您将
收到口头警告
坚持下去，你会看到
书面警告，其中两个
会让你陷入
纪律审查
形式的伤害世界，这是我写的，放在我的顶头上司
的桌子上，也就是
我
是的，好吧，我想在我的
桌子上放一份副本
到一天结束时，否则您将
完全脱饱和
这是什么，那是什么
哦，您不想知道
好吧，全身哪里痛
我不想做任何垂死的事情
不，不是这样的，您必须
指向身体的特定部位
就在那里腹部
月经也许是子宫在
你的卵子通过后
收缩，不是，我没有卵子，所以
这是什么时候开始的
大约 10 分钟前，当我带着
文书进来时
嗯，迈克尔一年大约 40 次
病得很重，但没有任何症状
德怀特总是非常担心
哦，你有没有可能吃了
含有动物粪便的食物
有可能迈克尔呃大卫·华莱士
在线一号
看到电话哦好吧
大家都出去吧
我欠什么这个巨大的荣誉大卫
华莱士·迈克尔
我叫它
简是简那里
珍妮特现在出城了哦，你叹息
就像简
我伤了简的心，大卫，我感觉
太糟糕了
我从来没有打算毁掉一个生活
但你知道吗
有时迈克尔你只需要
你的怪胎
迈克尔是的，迈克尔嗯，我打电话给
，看看你是否愿意下来，
面试一份工作
，我们在公司里真的开放了
，从今天开始一周，带来你的第一个
季度统计数据和你的建议
，让谁接管斯克兰顿分行
哇，我希望我已经准备了一些东西
，说这没有必要，上帝
引导你任务
是的
大卫哦迈克尔我们都准备好了
不是我们明天的面试
是的我只是碰巧在
附近以为我会顺便去
打个招呼碰巧在市中心
曼哈顿
我以为我会去看一场演出没有没有工作
天
不，你知道吗
既然我在这里，让我问你一些
关于这份工作的问题，好吧，嗯，你有多少人
...
面试
你只面试分公司经理
和一些较低级别的公司人员
啊，出于好奇，你是否
面试任何人
比我在这里工作时间更长或
管理更多人的人
我觉得还有一个问题不太好
当你合并那些
的分支机构时，你让你负责
我相信我们让你负责
没有更多问题了，好吧，迈克尔，好吧，我
我真的很期待我们的
采访
我真的很期待
和你一起工作
我在暗处搞定了
我知道这家公司，其他分公司
经理都是白痴
嘿，帕姆，是的，我忘了
面试是哪一天，我开车去纽约
不小心迟到了三个小时
你
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重点词汇
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record-breaking /ˈrek.ərdˌbreɪ.kɪŋ/ B2 |
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challenges /ˈtʃæl.ɪndʒ.ɪz/ B1 |
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hard-working /ˌhɑːrd ˈwɜːrkɪŋ/ A2 |
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merciless /ˈmɜːrsɪ.ləs/ C1 |
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insatiable /ɪnˈseɪʃ.ə.bl̩/ C1 |
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horizon /həˈraɪ.zən/ B1 |
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employment /ɪmˈplɔɪ.mənt/ B1 |
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epiphany /ɪˈpɪf.ə.ni/ C1 |
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precious /ˈpreʃ.əs/ B1 |
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demonstrate /ˈdem.ən.streɪt/ B1 |
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shunned /ʃʌnd/ B2 |
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excess /ɪkˈses/ B2 |
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salivate /ˈsæl.ɪ.veɪt/ B1 |
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conducting /kənˈdʌktɪŋ/ B2 |
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emeritus /ɪˈmerɪ.təs/ C2 |
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hooked up /hʊkt ʌp/ B1 |
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magic /ˈmædʒ.ɪk/ A2 |
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bondage /ˈbɒn.dɪdʒ/ C1 |
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dislocate /dɪsˈloʊ.keɪt/ C1 |
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重点语法结构
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i have left dunder mifflin after many record-breaking years and i am officially on the job market
➔ 现在完成时
➔ “have left” 和 “am officially” 使用现在完成时，表示从过去开始的动作与现在仍有关联。
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for your convenience i've broken it down into three parts
➔ 现在完成时与'for'的组合
➔ “i've broken it down” 使用现在完成时与“for”，表示过去为某人利益而做的动作与现在仍有关联。
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how would i describe myself three words: hard-working, alpha male, jackhammer
➔ 冒号（:）的用法
➔ 冒号用于在陈述后引入列表或解释，如“three words: hard-working, alpha male, jackhammer.”
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i got this job to make some money while i continue my employment search
➔ “while”引导的时间状语从句
➔ “while i continue my employment search” 是“while”引导的时间状语从句，表示同时发生的动作。
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yesterday i was scraping some gunk off my wall sockets with a metal fork
➔ 过去进行时
➔ “was scraping” 使用过去进行时，表示过去某个时间点正在进行的动作。
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no matter what i will always love you
➔ “no matter what” 强调结构
➔ “no matter what” 用于强调无论任何情况，某事都会发生。
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i feel i have a lot to learn from you even though you're younger and have less experience
➔ “even though” 让步状语从句
➔ “even though you're younger and have less experience” 是让步状语从句，与主要思想形成对比。
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here's to the future andy and the tudor any and the tuna
➔ 同格短语
➔ “the tudor any” 和 “the tuna” 是同格短语，重新命名或解释它们后面的名词。
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