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[中文]

大家好！

我在退货柜台

最近在一家店里...

嗯，

看看吧。

你好，我想把这个退掉。

嗯。

它坏了吗？

没有。

那它有什么问题？

没有。

那你为什么要退？

因为我不需要它。

真的不需要？

不是。

那你为什么买它？

因为我以为我需要它。

你以为自己需要它。

是啊。

我跟你说啊。

有些人啊。

直接把它拿来。

以为自己需要它。

好吧，我想你现在不需要了。

我该把它收回，

再放回货架上，

重新卖出去，对吧？

呃…

对吗？

我决定了。

我要把这里改成租赁店。

像你们这样的人可以进来，

随便挑选想要的东西，

最多租90天，

然后再把它送回来，

我就把钱留着。

这样听起来怎么样？

我正这么想。

我知道你在干嘛。

你把这件商品带回家用了89天，

然后再送回来，

再去街对面的那家店，

再买一个，

再去第三家、第四家，

很快你又会回到这里，

再来一次，对吧？

这样你就永远不需要买自己的了，

对吧？

就像我爷爷常说的，

我说得对吗？

还是阿马里洛？

不过他有一点说错了。

那是我的第三家店。

在我最新的视频里，

我在聊我的饮食。

请点链接

我会和你分享我的经历。

一如既往，

（亲吻声）

一如既往

（亲吻声）

[英语]

Hey Ya'll!

I was at the Return Counter

at one of the stores recently and...

well,

take a look.

Howdy, I'd like to return this if I could.

Uh huh.

Is it broke?

Nope.

Then what's wrong with it?

Nothing.

Then why are you bringing it back?

Because I don't need it.

Because you don't need it?

Nope.

Then why did you buy it?

Because I thought I needed it.

You thought you needed it.

Yeah.

I tell you what.

Some of you people.

Just give it here.

Thought you needed it.

OK, I guess you don't need it now.

I'm supposed to just take it back,

put it back on the shelf,

supposed to re-sell it, huh?

Uh...

Yeah?

I tell you what I'm going to do.

I'm going to turn this place into a rental store.

People like you can just come on in here,

get whatever you want,

keep it for up to 90 days,

then bring it on back in here

and I'll keep your money.

How's that sound?

That's what I thought.

I know what you're doing.

You took this item home for 89 days,

then you're going to bring it back here,

then you're going to go to that store across the street,

get you another one

then you're going to go to a 3rd store and a 4th store,

and pretty soon you're going to come back around here

for another one, right?

So you never have to buy one for your very own,

Right?

Like my grandaddy always said,

Am I right?

Or Amarillo?

He was wrong about one thing, though.

That was my 3rd store.

In my newest video

I'm talking about my diet.

Please click the link

and I will share my experience with you.

And as always,

(Kissing Sounds)

And as always

(Kissing sound)

重点词汇

词汇	含义
return rɪˈtɜːrn A1	verb - 退回 (tuì huí)
broke broʊk A1	adjective - 坏了 (huài le)
need niːd A1	verb - 需要 (xū yào)
thought θɔːt A1	noun - 想法 (xiǎng fǎ)
rental ˈrɛntəl A2	noun - 租赁物 (zū lìn wù)
keep kiːp A1	verb - 保持 (bǎo chí)
bring brɪŋ A1	verb - 带来 (dài lái)
money ˈmʌni A1	noun - 钱 (qián)
sound saʊnd A1	noun - 声音 (shēng yīn)
across əˈkrɔs A1	preposition - 穿过 (chuānguò)
pretty ˈprɪti A1	adjective - 漂亮 (piào liàng)
soon suːn A1	adverb - 很快 (hěn kuài)
own oʊn A1	adjective - 自己的 (zì jǐ de)
diet daɪət A2	noun - 饮食 (yǐn shí)
experience ɪkˈspɪriəns A2	noun - 经验 (jīng yàn)