– 英语/中文 双语歌词

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[中文]

嗨。 [笑声]

>> 这家伙打招呼。我想亲自杀死

。

>> 亲爱的，你还好吗？

>> 我只是感觉有人把手伸进我的

喉咙，抓住我的小肠，

把它从我嘴里拉出来，然后把它

绑在我的脖子上。

>> 饼干。

>> 卡罗尔今天把她的东西搬走了。

>> 我给你倒杯咖啡。

>> 谢谢。

>> 不，哦，不。不，不要停止净化我的

光环。 [笑声]

不要只顾我的光环。好的。

我会没事的。好的。真的吗，

大家？我希望她会很幸福。

>> 不，你不需要。

>> 不，我不。让她见鬼去吧。她离开了

我。

而你永远不知道她是女同性恋。

[笑声]

>> 不，好的。为什么每个人都

关注这一点？ [笑声]

她不知道。我怎么知道？

>> 有时我希望自己是一名女同性恋。

[笑声]

>> 我大声说过了吗？

>> 好吧，罗斯。看，你现在感到

很痛苦。你很生气。

你受伤了。我可以告诉你

的答案是什么吗？

>> 剥离接头。 [笑声]

>> 来吧。你是单身。服用一些

激素。

>> 看吧，但我不想单身。

好的。嘿，我只是我只是想

再次结婚。

>> 我只想要一百万美元。

>> 听我说。就像我一生一样，

每个人都总是告诉我，“你是一只

鞋。你是一只鞋。你是一只鞋。

你是一只鞋。”然后今天，我只是

停下来，我说，“如果我不想

成为一只鞋子怎么办？如果我想

成为一个钱包，你知道，或者或者或者一顶帽子怎么办？”

[笑声]

不，我不想让你给我买帽子。

我是说我是H。这是一个

隐喻。爸爸，[笑声]

>> 你可以看到哪里会遇到麻烦。

>> 看，爸爸，这就是我的生活。

好吧，好吧，也许我会和莫妮卡一起留在这里

。

>> 好吧，我想我们已经确定了你

和 Monica 一起住在这里。 [笑声]

>> 好吧，也许这就是我的决定。

好吧，也许我不需要你的钱。

等等。等待。我说也许吧。

>> 你猜怎么着？

>> 你找到了工作。

>> 你在开玩笑吗？我接受的训练毫无意义

。

>> 今天我被12次采访笑了。

>> 但你却出奇地乐观。

>> 好吧，如果您发现 Joan

和 David 靴子打折，您也会喜欢的，折扣 50%。

>> 哦，你多么了解我啊。

>> 他们是我的新人，我不需要工作。我

不需要我的父母。我有一双很棒的

靴子。靴子。

您如何付款？

>> 呃，信用卡。

>> 谁为此买单？

>> 嗯，我的父亲。

[笑声]

>> 来吧。你不能一辈子靠父母生活

。

>> 我知道。这就是我

结婚的原因。 [笑声]

让她休息一下。第一次独自生活

很困难。

>> 谢谢。不客气。我记得

当我第一次来到这座城市时，我

14岁。我妈妈刚刚自杀，

我的继父又回到了监狱。我在这里

，但我不认识任何人。我

最终和这个白化病人住在一起，他

就像在

港务局外清洁挡风玻璃。然后他自己杀死了

。

然后我发现了芳香疗法。所以

相信我，我完全理解你的感受。

>> 无论如何，您要查找的单词是

。

[笑声]

好吧。你准备好了吗？

>> 我不这么认为。哦，来吧。切，切，

切，切，切，切，切，切，切，切，

切，切，切，切，切，切。

[欢呼]

[鼓掌]

>> 嘿，欢迎来到现实世界。

太糟糕了。你一定会喜欢它的。

>> 别告诉我。别告诉我。

乔伊的无咖啡因卡布奇诺、

黑咖啡、

拿铁、

[笑声]

和一杯好茶。我在这方面做得很好

。

>> 太棒了。

>> 对我有好处。 [笑声]

>> 哦，嘿。

比拇指还糟糕。

>> 这太不公平了。

>> 哦，毒剪刀。

>> 所以，我有一个缺陷。有什么大不了的。就像乔伊的

不断的指关节断裂并不

烦人。罗斯的每一个单词的发音都超过

。

莫妮卡笑起来时会哼哼。

我的意思是，那东西到底是什么？

[笑声]

我接受所有这些缺陷。为什么你就不能

接受我？

>> 指关节的响声是否困扰

大家？

[笑声]

>> 好吧，我可以没有它。

[笑声]

是有点烦人还是像

当菲比咀嚼她的头发时？

[笑声]

>> 哦，现在别听他的，Feebs。全部

都对。我认为这很可爱。

>> 哦，是的。你？ [笑声]

>> 现在，正确地说

没有任何问题。

>> 确实没有。 [笑声]

我真的应该回去工作了。

>> 是的。否则，有人可能会得到他们实际订购的

。

>> 好吧，

头发脱落，手套

脱掉。 [笑声]

>> 对。

>> 我没有计划。

>> 披萨佬。感谢上帝。

>> 菲比，

>> 你有什么计划？

>> 我什至没有计划。

>> 我想要一个蘑菇、青椒和

洋葱。

>> 不，不，不，这不是我们订购的。

我们点了一份脱脂面包皮，外加额外的

奶酪。

[笑声]

>> 等等，你不是 G Stephanopoulos？

>> 天哪，我爸爸要杀了我。等等，

[笑声]

你是说 G Stephanopoulos 吗？

>> 是的。是的，这个穿过

街。我一定已经把你的给了他。哦，

笨蛋。笨蛋。

[笑声]

>> 等等，这是一个地中海小个子

家伙，有着令人好奇的聪明

相貌吗？

>> 是的，听起来不错。

>> 他是穿着漂亮的蓝色

西装和强力领带吗？

>> 不，几乎只是一条毛巾。

>> 天啊。天啊。

>> 那么，你们想让我收回这句话吗？

你疯了什么？我们有乔治

斯蒂芬诺普洛斯的披萨。

>> 呃，费用。

>> 乔治·斯纳弗洛法格斯是谁？ [笑声]

>> 那是猪鸟的朋友。

>> 我看到披萨了。哦，我想看看。让我

看看。让我看看。你好。我们

在监视谁？您认识白宫

顾问，克林顿的竞选人员。那个

有着漂亮的头发，性感的微笑，真的

可爱的屁股。

>> 哦，他，那个小家伙。哦，我爱他。

[笑声]

>> 哦，等等。等待。我看到一个女人。告诉我

这是他的母亲。这是

>> 绝对不是他的母亲。

>> 哦，不。等待。她正在穿过

层。她正在走路。她正在走路。

她要去吃披萨。嘿，

不适合你，

好吧，

>> 我们去洗衣服吧。

>> 太棒了。

>> 我连汤都送不回来了。

>> 嗯，那是因为你是这样的

一个甜蜜、温柔的呃

>> 嗯呃你呃呃吗哦，嘿，你一定

需要清洁剂。

[笑声]

>> 那是什么？

>> 我们。

这是呃，这是新的。这是德国人。

非常困难。 [笑声]

Ra，你要把

那些分开吗？

>> 天哪。

>> 哦，我是不是像一个洗衣

跨度？我的意思是，我是否应该使用

一台机器生产衬衫，另一台

机器生产裤子？ [笑声]

>> 你以前从来没有做过

吗？

>> 嗯，不是我自己，但我认识其他

个人。 [笑声]

>> 好吧，你抓住了我。我是洗衣

处女。

>> [笑声]

>> 呃好吧，别担心。我会使用

温和的一面。

>> 好的。嗯

呃基本上，你想为所有白人使用一台

机器。

>> 白人。

>> 好的。另一台机器用于

您的颜色

>>，第三台用于呃您的呃

呃精致物品。那将是你的

胸罩和内裤物品。

好的。好吧，这些是白色

棉质内裤。他们会搭配

白葡萄酒还是精致食品？

>> 呃，那将是一个判断

调用。 [笑声]

>> 你把衣服洗干净了。现在这是

重要的部分。

>> 哦，我想。只是现在一切看起来

都像睡衣了。

[笑声]

哦，对不起。打扰一下。我们有这辆

购物车。

是的，好吧，我的腰围是 24 英寸。你现在

失去了一些东西。快点。给我让开

。

>> 抱歉。你知道，也许我没有

说清楚。呃，这是我们的车。

>> 嘿嘿嘿。里面没有任何衣服

。

>> 嘿，嘿，嘿，嘿。停止制定

条规则。

>> 我们走吧。快点。这是我的车。我

以为是。

>> 好吧。听着，明蒂。如果你想要

这辆购物车，你就必须带上

我。

>> [笑声]

>> 你看到了吗？

>> 你太棒了。

>> 一位全新的女性，女士们先生们。

>> 谢谢。谢谢。没有你我不可能

完成这件事。

[笑声]

>> 好的。嗯嗯，烘干机里还有更多衣服。

每个人都嘘 Central Perk 很自豪

呈现菲比·巴菲特小姐的音乐。

[欢呼]

[鼓掌]

>> 谢谢。你好。嗯，我想从一首

歌曲开始，这首歌讲述的是当你

突然意识到生活真正的意义

的那一刻。好的，我们开始吧。

>> 好的，非常感谢。纽约市

没有权力。 [音乐]牛奶

变酸了，但对我来说并不可怕。

[音乐]

因为我远离乳制品。

[笑声]

[音乐]

>> 这是维多利亚的秘密模特。

一些好东西。

>> 嗨，妈妈。是吉尔。

>> 她是对的。是吉尔。吉尔·古达克。

天啊。我和 Jill Goodacre 一起被困在 ATM

前厅里。

这是前厅吗？也许这是一台自动取款机。

哦，是的，这才是要关注的部分，

你这个白痴。

>> 是的，我很好。我只是被困在

银行。但是ATM机前厅。

>> 吉尔说前厅。我要去

前厅。

>> 我很好。不，我并不孤单。

我不知道。某个家伙。

>> 哦，某个人。

某个人。嘿，吉尔。昨晚我看到你和某个

的人在一起。是的，他是个家伙。

[笑声]

>> 你想吃点口香糖吗？

>> 哦，是无糖的吗？ [笑声]

>> 抱歉，不是。

>> 哦，那就不用了，谢谢。

那到底是什么？ [笑声]

请注意，如果 Jill Goodacre 向您提供

口香糖，您就接受它。如果她给你

残破的动物尸体，你就接受它。

你知道，再想一想，口香糖

是完美的。

[笑声]

口香糖就完美了。

口香糖就完美了。可以说

口香糖会很好。本来可以说我会

有一根棍子，但是不，不，不，不，不。

对我来说，口香糖就是完美。 [笑声]

我讨厌自己。

好的。接下来怎么办？吹一个泡泡。

气泡很好。它有一种孩子气的

魅力。真是顽皮。

开始吧。

[笑声]

现在要进去了。好的。好的。没关系

。我需要做的就是伸手

把它放回我的嘴里。

>> 好。安全的。我们又回到正轨了。我正在

嚼别人的口香糖。

这不是我的口香糖。我的天啊。哦我的

上帝。

现在你窒息了。 [笑声]

>> 你还好吗？

>> 天啊。你窒息了

[笑声]

>> 好多了。

>> 是的。

>> 谢谢。那是

那是

>> 完美。

>> 最令人难以置信的事情发生了

。失败者已经逃脱了。

>> 气球。不，不，真正的卡通

角色。 [笑声]

当然是气球。

新闻里都是这样的。就在他

到达梅西百货之前，他挣脱了束缚，并被发现飞越华盛顿广场上空

...

公园。我要去屋顶。谁和我

在一起？

>> 我不能。我得走了。

>> 来吧。一只 80 英尺的充气狗在城市上空松散

。

发生的频率是多少？

>> 几乎从来没有。

>> 拿到钥匙了。

>> 好的。

第一次看到巨大的狗影落在

公园上。

>> 是的，但是他们必须射杀他

吗？我的意思是，那太卑鄙了。

好的。现在，火鸡应该

外面酥脆，

里面多汁。

>> 我们为什么站在这里？

>> 我们正在等您开门。

你已经拿到钥匙了。

>> 不，我不。 [笑声]

是的，你知道。当我们离开时，你说，

“拿到钥匙了。”不，我没有。我问，

“拿到钥匙了吗？”

>> 不，不，不。你说拿到钥匙了。

你们中的任何一个都有钥匙。 [笑声]

>> 烤箱打开了。

>> 哦，我得拿票了。

>> 哦，等等。等待。我们有您的

密钥的副本。

>> 好吧，他们明白了。得到它。

>> 嘿。嘿。这种语气不会让我走得更快

，[笑声]

>> 乔伊。

>> 那个会的。

>> 我发誓你说过你有钥匙。

>> 不，我没有。我不会说我有

钥匙，除非我有钥匙。我显然

没有钥匙。

>> 哦，好的。好吧，就是这样。足够了

的钥匙。没人说钥匙。

为什么我会有钥匙？ [笑声]

>> 除了你说你

有它们之外，但我没有。好吧，你应该

拥有。为什么？

>> 因为为什么？因为一切都是我的

责任。我的意思是，我为每个人做感恩节

吗？你知道，每个人

晚餐还不够

都想要一种不同种类的土豆。所以，

我正在制作不同种类的土豆。

我的意思是，有人关心我想要什么样的

土豆吗？不。 [尖叫]

不。 [欢呼]不。你知道，就像

只要菲比得到豌豆和洋葱

马里奥得到了他的孩子，并得到了我的第一个

感恩节，而我一切都被烧毁了，我

[笑声]

>> 嘿，莫妮卡。现在只有狗能听到你的声音。

所以，看，门开着。开始了。

>> 哦，

好吧，火鸡烧焦了。

土豆毁了。土豆

被毁了。土豆坏了。 [笑声]

>> 我们来了。沿着

走[笑声]

>> 这闻起来不像妈妈的。

>> 不，不是，不是吗？但你想要

块，罗斯。好吧，给你，伙计。

你有一个。 [笑声]

>> 哦，天哪。这太棒了。飞机

不见了，所以我想我和你们

一起被困在这里了。

>> 嘿，我们都有更好的计划。好的。这个

不是任何人的第一选择。

>> 哦，真的吗？那么，我为什么要拼尽全力

来做这顿美味的感恩节

晚餐呢？

>> 你说它美味。

我们为什么不去看看呢？ [笑声]

>> 停止吧。停下来。

>> 现在感觉就像感恩节一样。

>> 好的。谁想要淡色奶酪，谁

想要深色奶酪？

>> 我什至不想知道

黑奶酪。

有人想和我分享这个吗？

>> 哦，我会的。

>> 你们必须许愿。

>> 许个愿。

>> 来吧。你知道感恩节。

[笑声]

>> 哇哦。你得到了更大的一半。

你想要什么？

>> 大一半。

[笑声]

>> 好吧。我想提议干杯。

这里有小面包。

我知道这并不完全是你们所有人计划的

感恩节，

但对我来说，这真的很棒。

你知道，我想是因为它

不涉及离婚或喷射性呕吐。

[笑声]

无论如何，我只是在想，我的意思是，如果

你去了面纱，或者如果你们

和家人在一起，或者如果你没有

有

梅毒之类的东西，

我们就不会在一起，你知道吗？

所以，我想我想说的是

呃，我非常感谢

你的感恩节过得很糟糕。 [笑声]

>> 太甜了。

>> 谢谢。

>> 嘿，这是一个糟糕的圣诞节

>> 和一个糟糕的新年。

>> 在这里，

>> 伙计们。我想让你认识一个人，

。

>> 等等，等等。那是什么？那就是

马塞尔。你想打个招呼吗？

>> 不，不，我不。哦，他很珍贵。

你从哪里找到他的？

>> 我的朋友贝瑟尔从某个

实验室救了他。

>> 这太残酷了。为什么？为什么

家长会给他们的孩子命名 Bethl？

[笑声]

>> 嘿，那只猴子的

屁股上有一个罗斯。

>> Ros，他会像

一样和你一起住在你的公寓里吗？

>> 是的。我的意思是，自从卡罗尔离开后，这里一直很安静

。那么，

>> 你为什么不找个室友呢？

>> 呃，我不知道。我认为你到了

某个年龄，有一个室友只是

有点可悲。

>> 呃，抱歉，这太可悲了。

>> 你觉得怎么样？

>> 我认为这是我见过的最漂亮的桌子

。

>> 我知道。

>> 那么，这是如何工作的呢？想要平衡

这些小家伙头上的盘子吗？

谁

>> 在乎？我们会在水槽边吃饭。来吧，

某人。抬头

，罗斯。分数。

>> 你太糟糕了。 [笑声]

[尖叫]

>> 对不起。对不起。

>> 就是这样。你只要闯入这里就可以了。你

别敲门。您不尊重

任何人的隐私。等待。不。你等等。

这太荒谬了。

>> 只说一件事。

>> 什么？什么？这是一个相对开放的

编织，我仍然可以看到你的

乳头区域。

>> 抱歉。对不起。我可以

>> Chandler Bing，是时候看看你的

东西了。

[笑声]

>> [笑声]

>> 你怎么了？

>> 我认为这很麻烦。

>> 哦，什么？

>> 你应该在那里，所以我

可以看到你的东西。 [笑声]

>> 抱歉，我的东西在我身边。

>> 嘿，乔伊。这是怎么回事？

>> 为 Booby Payback

Express 扫清障碍。下一站，雷切尔·格林。

>> [尖叫]

>> 乔伊，你到底在做什么？

>> 抱歉，看错了胸部。 [笑声]

>> 你好，乔伊。

>> 你好，亲爱的。

>> [笑声]

>> 他们是谁？

>> 那个金发女郎是我的前妻，而触摸她的

女人是她亲密的私人

朋友。 [笑声]

>> 我的意思是他们是恋人。

>> 如果你想在上面贴上标签。

[笑声]

>> 哇。呃还有什么我应该知道的吗？

>> 不。没有。就是这样。

哦，她怀了我的孩子。

[笑声]

我总是忘记那部分。 [笑声]

>> 你好。

透过这件

衬衫你能看到我的乳头吗？

[笑声]

>> 不。但别担心，我确信它们

还在那里。

>> 那么，苏迪先生，你要去哪里？

>> 嗯，我约见职业顾问

Robert Pilman 博士。阿戈戈。

>> 我添加了agogo。

>> 职业顾问。

>> 嘿，你们都知道自己想

做什么。

>> 我不知道。

>> 嘿，客厅里的你们都

知道自己想做什么。你知道，你

有目标。你有梦想。我

没有梦想。呃，小人知道我

没有梦想的演讲。

>> 哦，我爱我的生活。我热爱我的生活。哦，

科比之歌。

与那个人的会面非常顺利。所以

太棒了。他向我展示了

餐厅的位置。就是帐篷街上这个

可爱的小地方。

不太大。还不算太小。

刚刚好。

>> 它以前是由一位金发女郎

和一些熊拥有的吗？

>> 现在我们抽牌。 [笑声]

所以，我不需要任何，对吧？因为我

有顺子。

>> 哦，恭喜。

>> 好的，FEBS，您想要多少？

>> 好的，我只需要两个。

黑桃中的 um 10 和梅花 6。

>> 不。呃，二月，你不能那样做。你

不能

>>哦，等等。我有黑桃T。这里

是你想要的。

>> 呃不。瞧，呃，你不能这么做。

不，没关系。没关系。我不需要

它们。我要去用武力

>> 哦，你[笑]

>> 该死。 [音乐]该死的。该死的。

>> 是的，

>> 我明白了。那么，嗯，你在撒谎

>> 关于什么？

>> 关于你的牌有多好。

>> 我是在虚张声势。

>> 啊哈。什么是虚张声势？

>> 这不就是说谎的另一种说法吗？

>> 好的。很抱歉打散这次聚会，但是

明天上班前

我还有简历需要修改。拉，我们得和解了。

>> 解决什么？

>> 弗吉尼亚州詹姆斯敦殖民地。

[笑声]

>> 你看，乔治国王正在给我们

土地。所以，[笑声]

>> 游戏，Rachel，游戏。您欠我们#{27​​} 游戏费用。

...

>> 哦，对了。

>> 你们知道吗？这是他们

第一次。我们为什么不忘记

关于钱的事呢？

>> 好吧，不，我们会付钱。

莫妮卡，我已经有了另一个答案。

[笑声]

你知道吗？我们想要重赛。

>> 嗯，这对我来说没问题。可以使用

的钱。

>> 好吧。

>> 你的钱是我的。绿色的。

>> 您的门襟已打开。盖勒。 [笑声]

[音乐]

>> 你们知道我刚刚意识到了什么吗？

小丑是带有J的扑克。[笑]

巧合？

嘿，这就是乔与

C 的事件。

[笑声]

[笑声]

>> 呃，菲比。菲比。

>> 是的，我出去了。

>> 我加入了。

>> 我也是。

>> 我也是。好的。你有什么？

>> 好吧，你最好从淋浴间跳出来

，因为我冲水了。

>> [欢呼]

>> 好吧，好吧，好吧。跳回来，bucko，

因为我得到了四个六。我得了四个六。

我赢了。我真的赢了。天哪。哦，看。

你知道吗？我想我要制作

一小堆罗斯。 [笑声]

我认为那是罗斯的。我想

哦，那是罗斯的。

>> 我看到你的 20。

你的 25 在哪里？

>> [笑声]

>> 假设你 25 岁

呃莫妮卡，拿我的钱包。

>> Rachel，里面什么也没有。

[笑声]

>> 好吧，那就把你的钱包拿给我。

[笑声]

好的，宝贝。干得好。祝你好运。

谢谢。

我看到你已经 25 岁了，我把你抚养成人

七岁

。

[笑声]

>> Joey，我有点害羞。

>> 没关系，罗斯。你可以问我。

[笑声]

你需要什么？你需要什么？

>> 15.

>> 好的。这里是 10。

>> 这里。我有五个。我有五个。谢谢。

>> 祝你好运。 [清喉咙]

>> 好的。我给你的 17 打电话。你

有什么？

[音乐]

满座。

>> [音乐]

>> 你抓住了我。哦。

没关系。这是一手很难击败的牌

。我以为我们有它们。

>> 哦，好吧，当你没有卡片时，

你就没有卡片，你知道。但是，

呃，[叹气]

>> 看看她多高兴。

[哼哼]

>> 嘿。嘿。第一天过得怎么样？

>> 哦，太棒了。每个人都那么好。

>> 看吧，认识穿

我鞋子的人是值得的。

我。

不，我没有告诉任何人我认识

你。

>> 为什么不呢？

>> 好吧，因为你知道

>> 他们不喜欢你。 [笑声]

>> 什么？

>> 我以为你会这么做。

>> 呃呃。

>> 谁不喜欢我？

>> 每个人

除了嗯不，每个人。

>> 你在说什么？

>> 不要感到难过。你知道，他们过去

非常喜欢你，但后来你

升职了，你知道，现在你都

像Bossman先生了。你知道，Bing 先生，

Bing 先生，Bing 老板。 [笑声]

>> 我简直不敢相信。

>> 是的。是的。他们甚至也做你。

>> 他们对我，

>> 你知道，就像嗯，好吧。嗯，

报告可以晚一点吗？

我听起来不像那样。

>>哦。哦，J.

>> 是的，你知道。 [笑声]

>> 山丘因音乐

的声音而生机勃勃。 [笑声]

[掌声]

我的石头。我的石头。 [笑声]

>> 好吧，我听起来不像那样。那是

所以不正确。

事实并非如此 事实并非如此。噢，

闭嘴。

[哼哼]

>> [笑声]

>> 哦，那很好。

哦，

罗斯。

罗斯，

>> 我在这里。 [笑声]

>> 你是

嗯我们嗯我们只是

哇。

>> 什么？

>> 嗯

>> 太棒了。现在我要生孩子了。

>> 什么？

不，我正在生孩子。

我正在用手机进行操作。

电话。电话。

[笑声]

>> ROS，

>> 我受伤了。

>> 莫妮卡，我们走吧。来吧，人们。

待产的妇女。

>> 嘿，罗斯，看看我在这里做了什么。

>> 是的，把它留到出租车上。好的。

[笑声]

>> 你在做什么？你在干什么？

我们要去医院。

>> 什么？那我就不能好看吗？那里可能有

医生。

>> 乔伊，从冰箱里出来。

>> 好吧。好的。

>> 乘车的目的是什么？

>> 哦，是的。就像在出租车里一样。

>> 保存。

>> 好的。讨厌这个。

>> 莫妮卡，现在就出来吧。我们走吧。

>> 宝宝来了。

>> 我简直不敢相信。我要成为一只

蚂蚁。

>> 我将有一个侄子。

[笑声]

>> 很好。出去。我们走吧。快点。

对。正确的。我要去。我要去。

我们开始

。

>> 它们又小又胖，

[音乐] 触摸起来非常甜蜜。很快他们就会长大并

非常怨恨你[唱歌]。

现在他们对你大喊大叫，而你却不知道[唱]为什么。

你哭了，你

哭了，你哭了

，你哭了，你哭了

>>谢谢，罗斯。

>> 是的，我付钱让你停下来。 [笑声]

>> 好的。

>> 哦，看。双胞胎。嗨，大家好。哦，可爱。

可爱。

>> 不公平。我什至都没有。他们怎么会

得到两个？

>> 你会得到一个。

>> 哦，是的。什么时候？

>> 好的。我会告诉你什么。当

我们40岁的时候。如果我们都没有结婚，

>> 你说你和我在一起

并拥有一个怎么样？

>> 为什么我40岁还不结婚？

[笑声]

>> 哦，不，不，不。我只是假设

。

>> 好的。假设一下，我为什么不在 40 岁时

结婚呢？

>> 不，不，不，

>> 不，不。它是什么？说真的，

我有什么本质上无法忍受的地方吗？

...

>> 呃呃。

>> 好吧，

>> 亲爱的上帝，这个降落伞是一个

背包。

>> 一切都很顺利。真的吗？是的，

罗斯很棒。他现在在

另一个地方[笑声]

。他走了。

不，不，你不必飞回来。

真的吗？

>> 你是什么意思？这可能是您

唯一的机会。你会停下来吗？我只有

26 岁。我什至还没有考虑

个婴儿。 [哭泣]

[笑声]

天哪，我不敢相信我们中的一个

居然拥有其中之一。

>> 我知道。我仍然是其中之一。

[笑声]

>> 罗斯，

>> 我可以

好的，继续吧。前进。 [音乐] 你

到达

>> 嗨，本。

嗨。

我是你的莫妮卡阿姨。我是。我是

你的阿姨莫妮卡。

>> 我

我会一直有口香糖。

>> 嘿，谢谢。

>> 你认为这次烧烤

会持续多久？

>> 我要去中国。

>> 天啊，你说一件事。

>> 你要去中国吗？

>> 是的，是为了博物馆。有人

发现了一根骨头。我们想要骨头，但他们

不希望我们得到骨头。所以，我

去那里试图说服他们

给我们“这是一个非常大的

骨头”。 [笑声]

无论如何，我要离开大约一周

。所以，呃，如果你想联系我

，那是不可能的。那么，这是我的行程。

嗯

这是我的照片。

>> 哦，让我看看。 [笑声]

>> 你能不能每次把它带到卡罗尔家

，然后给本看，这样他

就不会忘记我？

>> 是的。嗨，本。我是你的父亲。

我是头。

>> 好吧，这次烧烤会

非常有趣。

>> 嘿，瑞秋在吗？嗯，我想在

祝她生日快乐。

离开之前

>> 哦，不。她出去和

卡尔喝酒。

>> 哦，嘿，卡尔是谁？ [笑声]

>> 你认识她在

咖啡馆遇到的那个人吗？

>> 不。好吧，好吧，你看，她在

，对吗？

>> 咖啡馆遇到了这个人

>> 所以，你知道他是谁。

[笑声]

>> 哦，太漂亮了。这一定让他损失了

的财富。我不敢相信他竟然这么做了。

>> 来吧，罗斯。还记得在大学时

，当他爱上卡罗尔并

给她买了那只贵得离谱的

水晶鸭吗？

>> 你刚才说什么？

>> [笑声]

[笑声]

>> 水晶鸭。

>> 不，不，不。嗯，爱情部分。

[笑声]

>> 哦。

天哪。

>> 哦，不。不，不，不。那挺好的。只要

继续揉你的头。这将使

时间倒转。

>> 我的意思是，你和罗斯，你们有什么

想法吗？

>> 没有。没有。我的意思是，我在

城市的第一个晚上，他提到了

约我出去的事情，但

什么也没发生，所以我只是好吧，

他还说什么了？我的意思是，他愿意和我一起出去

吗？好吧，考虑到他

非常爱你，他

可能不介意喝杯

咖啡什么的。

>> 一直这样？

>> 好吧，我得跟他谈谈。

>> 是的，他在中国。

>> 国家？

[笑声]

>> 不，不，等等。他的航班还有 45 分钟后才会从

起飞。

>> 时差怎么办？

>> 从这里到机场。

>> 是的。

>> 你永远不会成功。

>> 好吧，我必须尝试一下。雷切尔，你要对他说

什么？

我我不知道。

>> 好吧，那么也许你不应该去。

>> 他是对的。因为如果你只是想

伤他的心，那是

可以等待的事情。

>> 是的，但如果这是个好消息，你应该

现在就告诉他。

>> 我不知道。也许当我看到

他时我就会知道。在这里，看。好的。这

有帮助吗？ [笑声]

[掌声]

>> 不。听着，我所知道的是我不能

等一个星期才能见到他。我的意思是，

这太大了，你知道吗？只是我

只是我要和他谈谈。我我

好的，稍后见。

>> 瑞秋，我爱你。先对付我吧。

[笑声]

[笑声]

对不起。

>> 请原谅我。打扰一下。

>>嗨。你好。我可以看一下您的登机牌吗？

>> 不，不，我没有。我只需要

和我的朋友谈谈。

>> 哦，对不起。除非您有

登机桥。

登机牌，否则您不得进入

>> 不，我知道我他只是继续说下去。他就在那里

。他穿着蓝色夹克

。我可以，只是我很抱歉。不，不。

联邦法规。好的。好的。

好的。嗯，那么你能帮我

给他留言吗？这个

非常重要。好的。

消息是什么？呃我不知道。 [笑声]

>> 先生。先生，对不起，先生。

>> 嗯，我有一条消息给你。

>> 什么？

>> 来自雷切尔。她说她

喜欢这份礼物，当你回来时她会见到你

。

>> 什么？

[笑声]

>> 托比。哦，看在上帝的份上。我不知道

她在说什么。没有

雷切尔。别给我那么冷。

[音乐]

[英语]

Hi. [laughter]

>> This guy says hello. I want to kill

myself.

>> Are you okay, sweetie?

>> I just feel like someone reached down my

throat, grabbed my small intestine,

pulled it out of my mouth, and tied it

around my neck.

>> Cookie.

>> Carol moved her stuff out today.

>> Let me get you some coffee.

>> Thanks.

>> No. Oh, no. No. Don't stop cleansing my

aura. [laughter]

Don't just leave my aura alone. Okay.

I'll be fine. All right. Really,

everyone? I hope she'll be very happy.

>> No, you don't.

>> No, I don't. To hell with her. She left

me.

And you never knew she was a lesbian.

[laughter]

>> No. Okay. Why does everyone keep

fixating on that? [laughter]

She didn't know. How should I know?

>> Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian.

[laughter]

>> Did I say that out loud?

>> All right, Ross. Look, you're feeling a

lot of pain right now. You're angry.

You're hurting. Can I tell you what the

answer is?

>> Strip joint. [laughter]

>> Come on. You're single. Have some

hormones.

>> See, but I don't want to be single.

Okay. Hey, I just I just I just want to

be married again.

>> And I just want a million dollars.

>> Listen to me. It's like all of my life,

everyone has always told me, "You're a

shoe. You're a shoe. You're a shoe.

You're a shoe." And then today, I just

stopped and I said, "What if I don't

want to be a shoe? What if I want to be

a a purse, you know, or or or a hat?"

[laughter]

No, I don't want you to buy me a hat.

I'm saying that I am a H. It's a

metaphor. Daddy, [laughter]

>> you can see where you'd have trouble.

>> Look, Daddy, it's my life.

Well, well, maybe I'll just stay here

with Monica.

>> Well, I guess we've established you

staying here with Monica. [laughter]

>> Well, maybe that's my decision.

Well, maybe I don't need your money.

Wait. Wait. I said maybe.

>> Guess what?

>> You got a job.

>> Are you kidding? I'm trained for

nothing.

>> I was laughed at 12 interviews today.

>> And yet you're surprisingly upbeat.

>> Well, you would be too if you found Joan

and David boots on sale, 50% off.

>> Oh, how well you know me.

>> They're my new I don't need a job. I

don't need my parents. I've got great

boots. Boots.

How'd you pay for them?

>> Uh, credit card.

>> And who pays for that?

>> Um, my father.

[laughter]

>> Come on. You can't live off your parents

your whole life.

>> I know that. That's why I was getting

married. [laughter]

Give her a break. It's hard being on

your own for the first time.

>> Thank you. You're welcome. I remember

when I first came to this city, I was

14. My mom had just killed herself and

my stepdad was back in prison. And I got

here and I didn't know anybody. And I

ended up living with this albino guy who

was like cleaning windshields outside

Port Authority. And then he killed

himself.

And then I found aromatherapy. So

believe me, I know exactly how you feel.

>> The word you're looking for is

anyway.

[laughter]

All right. You ready?

>> I don't think so. Oh, come on. Cut, cut,

cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut,

cut, cut, cut, cut, cut.

[cheering]

[applause]

>> Hey, welcome to the real world. It

sucks. You're going to love it.

>> Don't tell me. Don't tell me.

Decaf cappuccino for Joey,

coffee, black,

latte,

[laughter]

and a nice tea. I'm getting pretty good

at this.

>> Excellent.

>> Good for me. [laughter]

>> Oh, hey.

It's worse than the thumb.

>> This is so unfair.

>> Oh, poison scissors.

>> So, I have a flaw. Big deal. Like Joey's

constant knuckle cracking isn't

annoying. And Ross with his over

pronouncing every single word. And

Monica with that snort when she laughs.

I mean, what the hell is that thing?

[laughter]

I accept all those flaws. Why can't you

accept me for this?

>> Does the knuckle cracking bother

everybody?

[laughter]

>> Well, I I could live without it.

[laughter] Was

it like a little annoying or is it like

when Phoebe chews her hair?

[laughter]

>> Oh, now don't listen to him, Feebs. All

right. I think it's endearing.

>> Oh, you do. Do you? [laughter]

>> Now, there's nothing wrong with speaking

correctly.

>> Indeed, there isn't. [laughter]

I should really get back to work.

>> Yeah. Otherwise, someone might get what

they actually ordered.

>> Well,

the hair comes out and the gloves come

off. [laughter]

>> Right.

>> I don't have a plan.

>> Pizza guy. Thank God.

>> Phoebe,

>> what do you have a plan?

>> I don't even have a plan.

>> I want a mushroom, green pepper, and

onion.

>> No, no, no, that's not what we ordered.

We ordered a fat-free crust with extra

cheese.

[laughter]

>> Wait, you're not G Stephanopoulos?

>> Oh man, my dad's going to kill me. Wait,

[laughter]

did you say G Stephanopoulos?

>> Yeah. Yeah, this one goes across the

street. I must have given him yours. Oh,

bonehead. Bonehead.

[laughter]

>> Wait, was this a a small Mediterranean

guy with curiously intelligent good

looks?

>> Yeah, it sounds about right.

>> Was he Was he wearing a stunning blue

suit and and a power tie?

>> No, pretty much just a towel.

>> Oh god. Oh god.

>> So, you guys want me to take this back?

WHAT ARE YOU NUTS? WE'VE GOT GEORGE

STEPHANOPOULOS'S PIZZA.

>> UH, FEES.

>> Who is George Snuffelophagus? [laughter]

>> That's Pig Bird's friend.

>> I see pizza. Oh, I want to see. Let me

see. Let me see. Hello. Who are we

spying on? You know the White House

advisor, Clinton's campaign guy. The one

with the great hair, sexy smile, really

cute butt.

>> Oh, him, the little guy. Oh, I love him.

[laughter]

>> Oh, wait. Wait. I see a woman. Tell me

it's his mother. It's

>> definitely not his mother.

>> Oh, no. Wait. She's walking across the

floor. She's walking. She's walking.

She's going for THE PIZZA. HEY, THAT'S

NOT FOR YOU,

OKAY,

>> let's do laundry.

>> That was amazing.

>> I can't even send back soup.

>> Well, that's that's because you're such

a sweet, gentle uh

>> um uh do you uh do Oh, hey, you must

need detergent.

[laughter]

>> What's that?

>> Us.

It's uh It's new. It's German. It's

extra tough. [laughter]

Ra, do you are you going to separate

those?

>> Oh god.

>> Oh, am I being like a total laundry

span? I mean, am I supposed to use like

one machine for shirts and another

machine for pants? [laughter]

>> Have you Have you never done this

before?

>> Well, not myself, but I know other

people that have. [laughter]

>> Okay, you caught me. I'm a laundry

virgin.

>> [laughter]

>> Uh well, don't worry. I'll use the

gentle side.

>> Okay. Um

uh basically, you want to use one

machine for all your whites.

>> Whites.

>> Okay. A whole another machine for for

your colors

>> and and a third for uh your uh

uh delicates. And that would be your

bras and your under panty things.

Okay. Well, what about these are white

cotton panties. Would they go with

whites or with delicates?

>> Uh, that that that would be a judgment

call. [laughter]

>> You got the clothes clean. Now that's

the important part.

>> Oh, I guess. Except everything looks

like jammies now.

[laughter]

Oh, I'm sorry. Excuse me. We had this

cart.

Yeah, well, I had a 24 in waist. You

lose things now. Come on. Get out of my

way.

>> I'm sorry. You know, maybe I wasn't

being clear. Uh, this was our car.

>> Hey, hey, hey. There aren't any CLOTHES

IN IT.

>> HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY. QUIT MAKING UP

RULES.

>> Let's go. Come on. THIS IS MY CAR. I

THOUGHT IT WAS.

>> ALL RIGHT. LISTEN, MINTY. If you want

this cart, you're going to have to take

me with it.

>> [laughter]

>> Did you see that?

>> You were incredible.

>> A brand new woman, ladies and gentlemen.

>> Thank you. Thank you. I could not have

done this without you.

[laughter]

>> Okay. Um uh more clothes in the dryer.

Everybody sh uh Central Perk is proud to

present the music of Miss Phoebe Buffet.

[cheering]

[applause]

>> Thanks. Hi. Um I want to start with a

song that's about that moment when you

suddenly realize what life is really all

about. Okay, here we go.

>> Okay, thank you very much. New York City

has no power. And the [music] milk is

getting sour, but to me it is not scary.

[music]

Cuz I stay away from dairy.

[laughter]

[music]

>> It's that Victoria's Secret model.

Something something goodacre.

>> Hi, Mom. It's Jill.

>> She's right. It's Jill. Jill Goodacre.

Oh my god. I am trapped in an ATM

vestibule with Jill Goodacre.

Is it a vestibule? Maybe it's an ATM.

Oh yeah, that is the part to focus on,

you idiot.

>> Yeah, I'm fine. I'm just stuck at the

bank. But an ATM vestibule.

>> Jill says vestibule. I'm going with

vestibule.

>> I'm fine. No, I'm not alone.

I don't know. Some guy.

>> Oh, some guy.

Some guy. Hey, Jill. I saw you with some

guy last night. Yes, he was some guy.

[laughter]

>> Would you like some gum?

>> Oh, is it sugarless? [laughter]

>> Sorry, it's not.

>> Oh, then no thanks. What the hell was

that? [laughter]

Mental note, if Jill Goodacre offers you

gum, you take it. If she offers you

mangled animal carcass, you take it.

You know, on second thought, gum would

be perfection.

[laughter]

Gum would be perfection.

Gum would be perfection. Could have said

gum would be nice. Could have said I'll

have a stick, but no, no, no, no, no.

For me, gum is perfection. [laughter]

I loathe myself.

Okay. What next? Blow a bubble. A

bubble's good. It's got a uh boyish

charm. It's impish.

Here we go.

[laughter]

Now it's going in. Okay. Okay. It It's

okay. All I need to do is reach over and

put it back in my mouth.

>> Good. Safe. We're back on track. And I'm

chewing someone else's gum.

This is not my gum. Oh my god. Oh my

god.

And now you're choking. [laughter]

>> Are you all right?

>> Oh my god. YOU'RE CHOKING

[laughter]

>> BETTER.

>> YES.

>> Thank you. That was

That was

>> perfection.

>> The most unbelievable thing has

happened. Underdog has gotten away.

>> The balloon. No. No. The actual cartoon

character. [laughter]

Of course, the balloon.

It's all over the news. Right before he

reached Macy's, he broke free and was

spotted flying over Washington Square

Park. I'm going to the roof. Who's with

me?

>> I can't. I got to go.

>> Come on. An 80ft inflatable dog loose

over the city. How often does that

happen?

>> Almost never.

>> Got the keys.

>> Okay.

First saw the giant dog shadow fall over

the park.

>> Yeah, but did they have to shoot him

down? I mean, that was just mean.

Okay. Right about now, the turkey should

be crispy on the outside, juicy on the

inside.

>> Why are we standing here?

>> We're waiting for you to open the door.

You've got the keys.

>> No, I don't. [laughter]

Yes, you do. When we left, you said,

"Got the keys." No, I didn't. I asked,

"Got the keys?"

>> No, no, no. You said got the keys.

Either of you have the keys. [laughter]

>> The oven is on.

>> Oh, I've got to get my ticket.

>> Oh, wait. Wait. We have a copy of YOUR

KEY.

>> WELL, THEY GET IT. GET IT.

>> HEY. HEY. That tone won't make me go any

faster, [laughter]

>> Joey.

>> That one will.

>> I swear you said you HAD THE KEYS.

>> NO, I DIDN'T. I WOULDN'T SAY I had the

keys unless I had the keys. I OBVIOUSLY

DID NOT HAVE THE KEYS.

>> OH, OKAY. ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT. ENOUGH

with the keys. No one say keys.

Why would I have the keys? [laughter]

>> Aside from the fact that you said you

had them, BUT I DIDN'T. WELL, YOU SHOULD

HAVE. WHY?

>> BECAUSE WHY? BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS MY

RESPONSIBILITY. Is that I mean, isn't it

enough that I'm making Thanksgiving

dinner for everyone? YOU KNOW, EVERYONE

wants a DIFFERENT KIND OF POTATO. SO,

I'M MAKING different kinds of potatoes.

I MEAN, DOES ANYBODY care what kind of

potatoes I want? NO. [screaming]

NO. [cheering] NO. YOU KNOW, JUST AS

LONG AS PHOEBE gets her peas AND ONIONS

AND MARIO GETS HIS TOTS AND get my first

Thanksgiving and I IT'S ALL BURNED AND I

[laughter]

>> Hey, Monica. Only dogs can hear you now.

So, look, the door's open. Here we go.

>> Oh,

well, turkeyy's burnt.

Potatoes are ruined. Potatoes are

ruined. Potatoes are ruined. [laughter]

>> Here we come. Walking down the

[laughter]

>> This doesn't smell like mom's.

>> No, it doesn't, does it? But you wanted

lumps, Ross. WELL, HERE YOU GO, BUDDY.

YOU GOT ONE. [laughter]

>> OH, GOD. This is great. The plane is

gone, so I guess I'm stuck here with you

guys.

>> Hey, we all had better plans. Okay. This

was nobody's first choice.

>> Oh, really? SO WHY WAS I BUSTING MY ASS

TO MAKE THIS DELICIOUS THANKSGIVING

DINNER?

>> YOU CALL IT DELICIOUS.

Why don't WE GO SEE IT? [laughter]

>> STOP IT. STOP IT.

>> Now this feels like Thanksgiving.

>> Okay. Who wants light cheese and who

wants dark cheese?

>> I don't even want to know about the dark

cheese.

Does anybody want to split this with me?

>> Oh, I will.

>> You guys have to make a wish.

>> Make a wish.

>> Come on. You know Thanksgiving.

[laughter]

>> Woohoo. You got the bigger half. What'

you wish for?

>> The bigger half.

[laughter]

>> All right. I'd like to propose a toast.

Little toast here.

I know this isn't exactly the kind of

Thanksgiving that all of you planned,

but for me, this has been really great.

You know, I think because it didn't

involve divorce or projectile vomiting.

[laughter]

Anyway, I was just thinking, I mean, if

you'd gone to Veil or if you guys had

been with your family or if you didn't

have

syphilis and stuff,

we wouldn't be all together, you know?

So, I guess what I'm trying to say is

that uh I'm very thankful that all of

your Thanksgiving sucked. [laughter]

>> It's so sweet.

>> Thank you.

>> And hey, here's to a lousy Christmas

>> and a crappy new year.

>> Here,

>> guys. There's uh somebody I'd like you

to meet.

>> Wait, wait. What is that? That would be

Marcel. You want to say hi?

>> No. No, I don't. Oh, he is precious.

Where did you get him?

>> My friend Bethl rescued him from some

lab.

>> That is so cruel. Why? Why would a

parent name their child Bethl?

[laughter]

>> Hey, that monkeyy's got a Ross on his

ass.

>> Ros, is he going to live with you like

in your apartment?

>> Yeah. I mean, it's been kind of quiet

since Carol left. So,

>> why don't you just get a roommate?

>> Uh, I don't know. I think you reach a

certain age, having a roommate is just

kind of pathetic.

>> Uh, sorry, that's that's pathetive.

>> What do you think?

>> I think it's the most beautiful table

I've ever seen.

>> I know.

>> So, how does this work? Going to balance

the plates on these little guys' heads?

Who

>> cares? We'll eat at the sink. Come on,

somebody. Heads

up, ROSS. SCORE.

>> You suck. [laughter]

[screaming]

>> I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

>> That is it. You just barge in here. You

don't knock. YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR

ANYBODY'S PRIVACY. WAIT. NO. YOU WAIT.

THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

>> Just say ONE THING.

>> WHAT? WHAT? That's a relatively open

weave and I can still see your

nipular areas.

>> I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I could

>> Chandler Bing, it's time to see your

thing.

[laughter]

>> [laughter]

>> What's the matter with you?

>> I THOUGHT IT WAS TROUBLE.

>> OH, WHAT?

>> YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE IN THERE SO I

COULD SEE YOUR THING. [laughter]

>> SORRY, my my thing was in there with me.

>> Hey, Joey. What's going on?

>> Clear the tracks for the Booby Payback

Express. Next stop, Rachel Green.

>> [screaming]

>> Joey, what the hell were you doing?

>> Sorry, wrong boobies. [laughter]

>> Hello, Joey.

>> Hello, dear.

>> [laughter]

>> Who are they?

>> The uh blonde is my ex wife and the

woman touching her is her close personal

friend. [laughter]

>> I mean they're lovers.

>> If you want to put a label on it.

[laughter]

>> Wow. Uh anything else I should know?

>> Nope. Nope. That That's it.

Oh, and she's pregnant with my baby.

[laughter]

I always forget that part. [laughter]

>> Hello.

Can you see my nipples through this

shirt?

[laughter]

>> No. But don't worry, I'm sure they're

still there.

>> So, where are you going, Mr. Sudy man?

>> Well, I have an appointment to see Dr.

Robert Pilman, career counselor. Agogo.

>> I added the agogo.

>> Career counselor.

>> Hey, you guys all know what you want to

do.

>> I don't.

>> Hey, you guys in the living room all

know what you want to do. You know, you

have goals. You have dreams. I don't

have a dream. Uh, the lesserk known I

don't have a dream speech.

>> Oh, I love my life. I love my life. Oh,

Bryant song.

The meeting with that guy went great. So

great. He showed me where the

restaurant's going to be. It's It's this

cute little place on Tent Street. It's

not too big. It's not too small. It's

just right.

>> Was it formerly owned by a blonde woman

and some bears?

>> So now we draw cards. [laughter]

So, I wouldn't need any, right? Cuz I

have a straight.

>> Oh, CONGRATULATIONS.

>> OKAY, FEBS, how many do you want?

>> Okay, I just need two. The um 10 of

spades and the six of clubs.

>> No. Uh Febs, you can't do that. You

can't

>> Oh, wait. I have the T of spades. Here

you want.

>> Uh no. See, uh you you can't do that.

No, that's okay. That's okay. I don't

need them. I'm going for force.

>> Oh, you're [laughter]

>> Damn it. [music] Damn it. Damn it.

>> Yeah,

>> I see. So then, um, you were lying

>> about what?

>> About how good your cards were.

>> I was bluffing.

>> Aha. And what is bluffing?

>> Is it not another word for lying?

>> Okay. Sorry to break up this party, but

I've got resumes to fix before work

tomorrow. Ra, we got to settle.

>> Settle what?

>> The Jamestown colony of Virginia.

[laughter]

>> You see, King George is giving us the

land. So, [laughter]

>> the game, Rachel, the game. You owe us

money for the game.

>> Oh, right.

>> You know what, you guys? It's their

first time. Why don't we just forget

about the money?

>> Well, no, we'll pay.

Monica, I had another answer already.

[laughter]

And you know what? We want a rematch.

>> Well, that's fine with me. Could use the

money.

>> All right.

>> Your money's mine. Green.

>> Your fly is open. GELLER. [laughter]

[music]

>> You guys, you know what I just realized?

Joker is poker with a J. [laughter]

Coincidence?

Hey, that's that's Joe incidents with a

C.

[laughter]

[laughter]

>> Uh, Phoebe. Phoebe.

>> Yeah, I'm I'm out.

>> I'm in.

>> Me, too.

>> Me, too. All right. What do you got?

>> Well, you better hop out of the shower

cuz I got a flush.

>> [cheering]

>> Well, well, well. Hop back in, bucko,

CUZ I GOT FOUR SIXES. I GOT FOUR SIXES.

I WON. I actually won. Oh my. Oh, look.

You know what? I think I'm going to make

a little Ross pile. [laughter]

I think that one was Ross's. And I think

Oh, that one was Ross's.

>> I see your 20.

Where's your 25?

>> [laughter]

>> Say you're 25

and uh Monica, get my purse.

>> Rachel, there's nothing in it.

[laughter]

>> Okay, then get me your purse.

[laughter]

Okay, babe. Here you go. Good luck.

Thank you.

I saw you're 25 and I raised you

seven

teen.

[laughter]

>> Joey, I'm a little shy.

>> That's okay, Ross. You can ask me.

[laughter]

What do you need? What do you need?

>> 15.

>> All right. Here's 10.

>> Here. I got five. I got five. Thank you.

>> Good luck. [clears throat]

>> Okay. I am calling your 17. What do you

got?

[music]

Full house.

>> [music]

>> You got me. Oh.

That's all right. That's a tough hand to

beat. I thought we had them.

>> Oh, well, when you don't have the cards,

you don't have the cards, you know. But,

uh, [sighs]

>> look how happy she is.

[snorts]

>> Hey. Hey. How was the first day?

>> Oh, excellent. Everyone was so, so nice.

>> See, it pays to know the man who wears

my shoes.

Me.

No, I didn't tell anybody that I knew

you.

>> Why not?

>> Well, because you know

>> they don't like you. [laughter]

>> What?

>> I thought you'd do that.

>> Nuh-uh.

>> Who doesn't like me?

>> Everyone

except for um No, everyone.

>> What are you talking about?

>> Don't feel bad. You know, they used to

like you a lot, but then you got

promoted and you know, now you're all

like Mr. Bossman. You know, Mr. Bing,

Mr. Bing, boss man Bing. [laughter]

>> I can't believe it.

>> Yeah. Yeah. They even do you.

>> They do me,

>> you know, like um Okay. Um could that

report be any later?

I don't sound like that.

>> Oh. Oh, J.

>> Yeah, you do. [laughter]

>> The hills are alive with the sound

of music. [laughter]

[applause]

MY STONE. MY STONE. [laughter]

>> OKAY, I don't sound like that. That is

so not true.

That is so not That is so not that. Oh,

shut up.

[snorts]

>> [laughter]

>> Oh, that's nice.

Oh,

Ros.

Ross,

>> I'm here. [laughter]

>> You are

um we um we were just

Wow.

>> What?

>> Um

>> great. Now I'm having a baby.

>> What?

No, I'm I'm HAVING I'M HAVING A BABY.

I'M I'M HAVING IT WITH THE PHONE. THE

PHONE. THE PHONE.

[laughter]

>> ROS,

>> I'm hurt.

>> Monica, let's go. Come on now, people.

Woman in labor.

>> Hey, Ross, look what I got going here.

>> Yeah, save it for the cab. Okay.

[laughter]

>> What are you doing? What are you doing?

We're going to a hospital.

>> What? So I can't look nice? There might

be doctors there.

>> Joey, get out of the fridge.

>> All right. All right.

>> What is that for the ride?

>> Oh, yeah. Like in a cab.

>> Save it.

>> Okay. Hating this.

>> MONICA, COME ON OUT NOW. Let's go.

>> Baby coming.

>> I can't believe it. I'm going to be an

ant.

>> I'm going to have like a nephew.

[laughter]

>> That's nice. Get out. Let's go. Come on.

Right. Right. I'm going. I'm going.

Here

we go.

>> They're tiny and chubby and so sweet to

[music] touch. Soon they'll grow up and

resent you [singing] so much.

Now they're yelling at you and you don't

know [singing] why. And you cry and you

cry and you cry

and you cry and you cry and you

>> Thanks, Ross.

>> Yeah, I'm paying you to stop. [laughter]

>> Okay.

>> Oh, look. Twins. Hi, guys. Oh, cute.

Cute.

>> No fair. I don't even have one. How come

they get two?

>> You'll get one.

>> Oh, yeah. When?

>> All right. I'll tell you what. when

we're 40. If neither of us are married,

>> what do you say you and I get together

and have one?

>> Why won't I be married when I'm 40?

[laughter]

>> Oh, no, no, no. I I just meant

hypothetically.

>> Okay. Hypothetically, why won't I be

married when I'm 40?

>> No, no, no,

>> no, no. What is it? Seriously, is there

something fundamentally unmarable about

me?

>> Uh uh.

>> Well,

>> dear God, this this parachute is a

knapsack.

>> Everything's going fine. Really? Yeah,

Ross is great. He's a He's in a whole

other place [laughter]

now. He's gone.

No, no, you you don't have to fly back.

Really?

>> What do you mean? This might be your

only chance. Would you stop? I'm only

26. I'm I'm not even thinking about

babies yet. [crying]

[laughter]

Oh god, I can't believe one of us

actually has one of these.

>> I know. I still am one of these.

[laughter]

>> Ross,

>> can I

Okay, go ahead. Go ahead. [music] You

got to

>> Hi, Ben.

Hi.

I'm your aunt Monica. Yes, I am. I'm

your aunt, Monica.

>> I

I will always have gum.

>> Hey, thanks.

>> How long did you think this barbecue was

going to last?

>> I'm going to China.

>> Jeez, you say one thing. And

>> you're going to China?

>> Yeah, it it's for the museum. Someone

found a bone. We want the bone, but they

don't want us to have the bone. So, I'm

going over there trying to persuade them

to give us the It's a It's a whole big

bone thing. [laughter]

Anyway, I'm going to be gone for like uh

like a week. So, uh if you want to reach

me, you can't. So, here's my itinerary.

Um

here's a picture of me.

>> Oh, let me see. [laughter]

>> Could you take it to Carol's every now

and then and show it to Ben just so he

doesn't forget me?

>> Yeah. Hi, Ben. I'm your father.

I am the head.

>> All right, this barbecue is going to be

very fun.

>> Hey, is Rachel here? Um, I wanted to

wish her a happy birthday before I I

left.

>> Oh, no. She's out having drinks with

Carl.

>> Oh, hey, who's Carl? [laughter]

>> You know that guy that she met at the

coffee house?

>> No. Well, well, see, there's this guy

that she met at

>> at the coffee house, right?

>> So, you do know who he is.

[laughter]

>> Oh, so pretty. This must have cost him a

fortune. I can't believe he did this.

>> Come on, Ross. Remember back in college

when he fell in love with Carol and

bought her that ridiculously expensive

crystal duck?

>> What did you just say?

>> [laughter]

[laughter]

>> Crystal duck.

>> No, no, no. The um the love part.

[laughter]

>> Oh.

My god.

>> Oh, no. No, no, no. That's good. Just

keep rubbing your head. That'll turn

back time.

>> I mean, you and Ross, did you have any

idea?

>> No. None. I mean, my first night in the

city, he mentioned something about

asking me out, but nothing ever

happened, so I just Well, what else did

he say? I mean, does he like want to go

out with me? Well, given that he's

desperately in love with you, he

probably wouldn't mind getting a cup of

coffee or something.

>> All this time?

>> Well, I've got to talk to him.

>> Yeah, he's in China.

>> The country?

[laughter]

>> No, no, wait. His flight doesn't leave

for another 45 more minutes.

>> What about the time difference?

>> From here to the airport.

>> Yes.

>> You're never going to make it.

>> Well, I've got to try. Rachel, what are

you going to say to him?

I I don't know.

>> Well, then maybe you shouldn't go.

>> He's right. Cuz if you're just going to

like break his heart, that's the kind of

thing that can wait.

>> Yeah, but if it's good news, you should

tell him now.

>> I don't know. Maybe I'll know when I see

him. Here, look. All right. Does this

help? [laughter]

[applause]

>> No. Look, all I know is that I cannot

wait a week until I see him. I mean,

this is just too big, you know? Just I

just I've just got to talk to him. I I

got to Okay, I'll see you later.

>> Rachel, I love you. Deal with me first.

[laughter]

[laughter]

Excuse me.

>> Pardon me. Excuse me.

>> Hi. Hi. Can I see your boarding pass?

>> No. No. I don't have one. I just need to

talk to my friend.

>> Oh, I'm sorry. You are not allowed on

the jetway unless you have a boarding

pass.

>> No, I know that I He just went on. He's

right there. He's got the blue jacket

on. I can I just I'm sorry. No, no.

Federal regulations. Okay. All right.

Okay. Um then could you please uh just

give him a message for me, please? This

is very important. All right. What's the

message? Uh I don't know. [laughter]

>> Sir. Sir, excuse me, sir.

>> Um, I have a message for you.

>> What?

>> It's from Rachel. She said that she

loved the present and she will see you

when you get back.

>> What?

[laughter]

>> Toby. Oh, for God's sake. I don't know

what she's talking about. There's no

Rachel. Don't give me that deep freeze.

[music]

重点词汇

词汇	含义
cleansing /ˈklɛnzɪŋ/ B2	verb - 净化
fixating /fɪkˈseɪtɪŋ/ C1	verb - 专注于
metaphor /ˈmɛtəfɔːr/ B2	noun - 隐喻
upbeat /ˈʌpbiːt/ B2	adjective - 乐观的
endearing /ɪnˈdɪərɪŋ/ C1	adjective - 讨人喜欢的
detergent /dɪˈtɜːrdʒənt/ B2	noun - 洗涤剂
delicates /ˈdɛlɪkəts/ B2	noun - 精致衣物
vestibule /ˈvɛstɪbjuːl/ C2	noun - 门厅
mangled /ˈmæŋɡəld/ C1	adjective - 损毁的
perfection /pərˈfɛkʃən/ B1	noun - 完美
loathe /loʊð/ C1	verb - 憎恶
impish /ˈɪmpɪʃ/ C2	adjective - 顽皮的
inflatable /ɪnˈfleɪtəbəl/ B2	adjective - 可充气的
responsibility /rɪˌspɒnsəˈbɪlɪti/ B1	noun - 责任
projectile /prəˈdʒɛktɪl/ C1	adjective - 喷射的
resell /ˌriːˈsɛl/ B1	verb - 转售
pathetic /pəˈθɛtɪk/ B2	adjective - 可怜的
privacy /ˈpraɪvəsi/ B1	noun - 隐私
bluffing /ˈblʌfɪŋ/ B2	verb - 虚张声势
itinerary /aɪˈtɪnərəri/ C1	noun - 行程